WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR £5 MILLION? | GTA 5 Online Playlist

[@bill-1835]

Loved this video. Started on a high note, ended on a high note.

[@PierceArner]

Bravo. +1000 internets to you for that brilliant play on words.

[@scalyscallion]

Nice

[@airamplane1234]

My mum's a nurse and I asked her if what Smith said about having to remove constipation by hand was true. Turns out he's right, and that my mum's done it before. I'll never look at her cooking the same way again.

[@seasidescottable]

You should ask her what happens to a guy when he gets a prostate massage, like Trott'll get with his handsy fellow

[@BattleBro77]

Disimpaction is real

[@The_Scorpio42]

Picked a bad episode to eat profiteroles and chocolate mousse

[@natalyst]

you think thats bad i was eating a aubergine raw whole

[@pizzadelivery3]

I'm currently eating seeded bread.

[@unorthodoxbox]

Mr_Scorpio Power through it. Finish them!

[@xrecec]

To be honest, it doesn't matter which episode you would be watching

[@TheBassHeavy]

This one is the best for a while. Everyone is truely on form.

[@CharterForGaming]

Ben When they barely focus on the tracks. You know it's good xD.

[@pastasam4069]

5 milli, he can feel it in his willy.

[@Miodoe3]

Not the only place he can feel it.

[@TheBassHeavy]

Well, this is definitely going to be monetised.

[@aaronaguirre6714]

Ben IT IS LMAO

[@dann3862]

I checked when their conversation went to fistsing and I saw an add in the timeline. I was surpirsed!

[@Jacksteroonie]

Yep I got an ad, made sure to watch it all the way through just to help the boiks

[@thelastcreator9001]

It can still have ads without being monetised.

[@JBroMCMXCI]

It probably won't, none of what they talked about is particularly advertiser friendly.

[@Ch1psYT]

This is one of your funniest videos. Seriously, all of the conversations and Ross' little quips were hilarious.

[@PierceArner]

12:18 is when I hit the point that I just couldn't stop laughing.

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

I would talk to Chris Trott for 5 minutes.

[@serenitya7x390]

Some people would pay for that. Mostly hussies.

[@iamdingus]

Oh, I dunno if I could last the whole 5, but I'd give it a bloody good go.

[@nakenmil]

For 5 mill? Yeah, maybe.

[@serenitya7x390]

clothed never, naked easily.

[@ewansomerlile5003]

You would really stoop that low?

[@Sami_TLW]

Crank those volume knobs to eleven and make your whole family question your life choices.

[@Zappygunshot]

IT'S ROBOT WARS! Oh wait.

[@DracoDxl]

You know it's an especially good Hatfilms video when you can't breathe because you're laughing so hard.

[@CameronSquirrel]

I actually choked!!!

[@IstasPumaNevada]

Number of people who hurt their throats while watching this video from trying to make a high-pitched sound? At least one.

[@Appliancechat]

I love all the clips and pics that were thrown in. Great work Craig

[@owentreadgold8658]

I love the edited in context

[@gregorywhatley9659]

I love all the extra stuff you've done in this one. Like showing what you're talking about, before we'd have to look it up. And all the small edits This is one of my favourite series of yours, so I'm very happy to see you guys like it enough to put in that little bit more

[@E2O10]

Love the quality of editing, goddamn, Craig. You don't need to add the noises to the picture transitions but you do, you magnificent bastard! Keep up the good work guys :)

[@Jaredin2D]

Really good video. The editing of news reports etc. of what they were talking about really added to the video. Keep it up!

[@awesomeaartvark]

Hahaha, this entire conversation was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing throughout most of it XD That edit of the high pitch noise over the night vision was amazing, haha! I really appreciate the edits in this one, it's cool getting to actually see what they're referencing!

[@ellieswetman9643]

15:39 hive mind moment

[@joeht1586]

:O

[@Adam-jq7cg]

FOOKIN HOWAY MAN

[@barrasolen]

I absolutely love Trott's expressions for this. Especially with how they're sitting in the office and on cam he's actually looking at Smiffy with disgust.

[@MIDA4LIFE]

This video was so incredibly on point. The editing, the subjects, it was amazing. Good job guys!

[@R0flpwntnoob]

Are gta playlists the new hatchat?

[@MatchBreakers]

Roflpwntnoob Yeah basicly.

[@gregorywhatley9659]

I've been re listening to the podcasts to make my 9 and a half hour night shifts at subway more interesting. I would love for you guys to do more podcasts

[@matthealey6483]

I like the use of video samples in this. Works well when trying to explain and relate.

[@Cohult]

I need the ability to "like" multiple times. GG, Craig for all the helpful edits! Many likes for you!

[@ioplup]

What a wonderful start to a quality Hat Films video

[@samuelmumby7982]

Amazing editing in this one. Top marks Craig

[@TheBekab]

loved the club talk and the extra high notes on the side, thx boiks

[@tinglydingle]

I once sat in a pile of shit in a Glastonbury festival portaloo. It had backed up so badly that there was a mound of shit reaching above the level of the loo seat, and I'd been so desperate after queuing for half an hour that I hadn't checked before I sat down.

[@levvisbowness2044]

Best GTA in ages. This channels content currently with this, gmod, the forest, raft and rainbow six streams is fucking peak

[@jackabea9534]

I loved the podcast like feel to this, I loved how there were overlays. Nicely edited

[@Enyrm]

16:57 'wossat loik trahtt' - ross channeling his inner west country

[@Aeroczema]

2:11 Smith is the cutest thing I've ever heard, especially the "eee"s!

[@davezucker2204]

Best ASMR of 2018. Get these lads an award.

[@_scott_chegg]

I LOVED this. HatChat/GTA is a great format

[@nev_5063]

2:25 - The top quality content I subscribe for

[@SolemnJoker]

Spectacular video lads. Had me crying with laughter, quite literally. I'm not one to comment on videos, but this one was just hilarious!

[@saphireice4616]

This reminds me of the old hat chats where they all brought wacky news stories to talk about, love it so much

[@Zappygunshot]

I'd go for the coin flip, not even a question. If I win, great, I've got 5 milli. If I don't, oh well I've lost nothing. I'd struggle to find a use for 5 million pounds anyway.

[@pedrorodrigues4633]

Zap Gun buy a pc setup, save it .... Buy a house later. Then buy a vehicle and save the other 3-4 mil, quit your job and live off that

[@Zappygunshot]

I don'have the income to pay the property tax on a house, especially not in the Netherlands because property prices are pretty silly. A PC setup is nice, but you'd have to really try to even reach 10k. As for vehicles, I have no driving license because highways terrify me, so I wouldn't get to enjoy it, really. I might stick money in the bank for a rainy day, but really, I would just end up buying a couple nice things I want like a PC and a cool bass guitar or whatever; give some to my family & friends; and then donate the other 3-4 million to charity. They've more use for it than I do, let's be fair. You might say I've no ambition or I need to broaden my horizon, but I imagine the rush of having lots of money will wear off pretty quickly. Maybe I'm just modest.

[@RedTree_6767]

Zap Gun Start your own charity and travel the world having fun and making a difference! That's what I would do I think. Dig wells or some shit. Maybe I'd buy some cool industrial equipment

[@jmlkhan5153]

I've always wanted to throw handfuls of raw cash off the roof of a tall building downtown. I would do that with 5 mill.

[@Zappygunshot]

Oh are we saying we'll get the 5mil in cold, hard cash? I like that idea, having a couple suitcases stacked with wads cuffed to yourself.

[@drozycoder2007]

Pyrion made the announcer pack with Justin, there was a stream when they were throwing ideas around and Justin got progressively more drunk. Pyrion was trying to explain everything to Justin.

[@Pratalax]

There was a bit in a Japanese variety show that investigated the most efficient way to separate yourself from your farts - the result was skipping sideways whilst simultaneously fanning your arse. It's hilarious but clearly suspect.

[@JAGTube]

Tried going as high pitch as i could, got some very strange looks from the family and pets

[@sammeakin1988]

This is the quality content I subbed for, hat films screeching

[@nixs3627]

This is the content I subscribed for!

[@ai2802]

Was just thinking its been a while and blow my socks off here we are!!

[@Lucysealxxx]

I really need to stop watching your videos whilst I'm eating my tea

[@Starscream3864]

that was hilarious, I like this newish format

[@andrewlogan9556]

another great video to watch while eating lunch :)

[@pctindallumw]

skip to 3:00 to avoid the awful squeaking in the beginning also an aubergine is aka an eggplant for my fellow Americans!

[@bradenswanson4413]

Love the news Hat Chat esc reviews keep it up boys

[@incrediblepony]

trott's little happy face in this vid is very pleasing to me

[@HanSoloBurger]

regret having my dinner with this episode but love the editing

[@Keloodle]

I am so glad that, of all episodes, this was the one I decided to eat whilst watching...

[@sfhwhiteshadow4828]

That near miss at 21:47 was lit.

[@SniffyTugBoat]

2:06 and Smith is now a lil precious that must be protected at all costs

[@chaosheck]

Picked the BEST episode to wear my headset.

[@simongodfrey4756]

I once worked in a local bar, running it solo for the night. Some absolute knobler dropped a pint glass in the toilet. Another person then decided that rather than go to a different toilet, now would be a great time to go for a chocolate log. Was a real high moment for me wrapping my arm in a black bag, and fishing out said shit filled pint glass.

[@alainh619]

Everytime I see a gta playlist video, I get excited and grab my dinner. Anddddd guess what they're talking about yet again

[@vapiddragon6816]

Chris Trotts laugh makes me happy.

[@roastbeeefff212]

This is the kind of content I love

[@gurtthedwarf]

Nice enjoyable intro lads, thanks very much.

[@Smoneey]

do an announcer pack, cant be worse than the fallout one

[@kaimat12]

Amazing episode. Didnt laugh that much in a while

[@Zorayah]

I had to double check the date, I'd been marathoning the older GTA playlist videos for the last few days.

[@Embarblaze]

This is what I subscribed for. High quality Philosophical discussions. #ForearmDeep

[@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK]

It's the intellectual chats that bring me back here time and time again.

[@kingzagan6752]

Inhaling a high pitch note falls into whistling well the notes that are on the whistle register are the highest notes that are humanly possible and can only be done by inhaling. Mariah Carey is known for this which is why all her high notes are damn near ear piercing.

[@finntraynor3904]

This is the quality content i subscribed for

[@michaelwhiteacre8578]

I don't know why I try eating while watching a Hat Films video... always regret it.

[@ameilasinclaire9413]

There was a point there where the five million turned to five grand, and Trott was still getting his prostate yanked

[@RufusOmega]

I think all the years I spent learning to purr have left me unable to reach even moderately high notes.

[@cloudsora]

Glad I decided to eat for today's episode =_= Ross god that story is horrifying on so many levels. Smith joined in, oh my god.

[@trevorwalker2640]

Thatmadcat has to make a comp of all of the high pitched insane screams that have come out of Hat Films and the Yogscast over the years. Pls?

[@quintonchurch4064]

1:53 Trott turns into a fax machine.

[@nano_warior9099]

It's videos like these where I'm really glad I eat my dinner while watching hat films....

[@Ashl33129]

I believe that he IS hitting those highest notes, but they are so high that we can’t hear it, and we’ve just been making fun of this musical god

[@TheDarenes]

so lesson learned. don't eat anything while watching a hat films video because unexpected ass eggplant

[@ryaminashicho6]

great one to watch during lunch

[@portgas92]

Oh a new gta vid, gonna be a good watch while eating dinner...

[@tpgear321]

I'm liking the Ross funny news dynamic

[@xenophyte]

i can't even finish my fucking food because of all that highest note crap at the beginning, good shit bois

[@tomhubbard8510]

quality content. I have a sore throat right now, and this made my soul hurt.

[@syx3s]

this by far made me laugh harder than anything today. fuuuck yeah

[@ImpatientAndy]

These news stories make me miss HatChat. Bring it back!

[@shr00mcatt]

Brushing my teeth whilst watching this video was a terrible idea. I nearly choked on the tooth paste, then the tooth brush and then nearly sprayed out he mouthwash. Hilarious bois

[@jackabea9534]

I was actually cry laughing when you were trying to reach your highest note

[@willemveraqiuemontepoo9269]

i'm really glad they ended this video on a high note

[@CyblokGaming]

*"alright let's welcome our contestants, this is... Fist or Flip"*

[@rawr40k]

Please do more news stories. These were great.

[@TokkiYamaguchi]

Awesome editing 😂

[@Goop4646]

Fell asleep this video played next on KZbin woke up to the high pitched screaming I thought I had gone mad!!

[@Ageara]

this is one of the best videos ever

[@indistinct7694]

Why am I always eating when I watch these?

[@slackerja-hat2935]

Stay in school kids, earn that million dollars, and let's see if do what they say they will

[@fishpop]

Oh, so that explains the Night Vision Man in their The Forest LP.

[@tomriddlez]

there is this restaurant next to my work that pissed someone off so bad they mixed concrete powder into the toilet 15:15

[@scr3aming3agle83]

"Hes a freedom foghter like che guvera" really smith, you couldve used somebody else to compare the toilet clogger to.

[@mlu.]

Please release the GTA playlist conversations as a podcast! :)

[@lotharworks]

as soon as smith started talking about it i knew they would show the picture of the cradle of filth XD

[@Worthers_]

Im sure Hapthor Bjornson A.k.a the mountain and current worlds strongest man wouldnt mind taking time out of his schedule to help you acheive this £5M