What Would Zombies Perks Do to the Human Body?

[@dragonbro5532]

This is for anyone curious. The ingredients are honestly not ment to make them seem healthy, but to run along with the theme of the drink. Jug with milk makes your bones strong, crocodile eggs idk honestly, maybe because crocodiles have strong jaws? Spinach because we were told it would make you strong like popeye, gumption to keep going on, and iron circles back to why spinach was encouraged to us. Speed cola is just the ultimate WW2 energy drink. Quick rev the chicken broth is, I'm assuming, because chicken noodle soup is a "cure-all" for when your sick as a kid, and trench water from russia I'm not too sure on, honestly. Adrenaline because that usually helps you ignore pain, and sometimes brought back from certain conditions. But the rest is because the smell is so atrocious, it'll snap you back from being unconscious lol. Stamina obviously the high octane gas is because you'll be speeding around like a high end car, I guess the idea of the jumping bean is because it's going off the phrase "...bouncing around like a jumping bean.". The capsaicin because it's really hot so itll make you bounce and run around like a cartoon character looking for relief. And the lemon and lime is to correlate with its older color pallet. Vitamin k, I guess to make sure you have strong bones to keep up with your new found energy? Elemental pop, I guess they thought of the elements of the periodic table, or some of the ingredients necessary to make black powder, and threw some stuff in there, then added aetherium in there to add to the changing properties of the bullets. Idk, this one kinda feels last minute. Deadshot, has some of the igredients to that would go into a daiquiri, then some to add flavor? I'm guessing the "eye of newt" is to emphasize you'll be pin point with your shots and able to "shoot a mustard seed, with ease". Tombstone, these are all going for the embalming corps side of things. With duplicator spirits, reconstituted perk essence to emphasize you'll still have your guns and perks there. And the silicone to either keep your stuff momentarily suspended, or to bind this unholy amalgamation together. You already got mule kick lol Death perception, the carrot juice is because they supposed help with eyesight, formaldehyde and postmortem probiotics to go for the "death" side of the drink, and the rest feel like they ran out of ideas. PhD slider with castor oil and banana peels to fit with the slippery theme.

[@TheZigg]

Wow ! I'm glad you wrote this because I did not think it through when i said that.

[@Vadim__Blyat]

For Elemental Pop, those aren't just random elements. Those are chemicals commonly used in fireworks. Magnesium is used for bright white sparks, zinc makes smoke, sulfur is used in the fuel, calcium deepens color, and phosphorus is used for fire effects, or as part of the fuel. Not sure what the chromium is for, but apparently it burns silvery white. Could be for something else to fit the theme.

[@dragonbro5532]

@@Vadim__Blyat thank you, yeah I new a couple of them were in black powder, but I didnt piece the others together, thank you!

[@daciox4671]

Allow me to add a bit more information: Quick Revive: The reason why there’s Trench Water in there is because it’s a reference to Primis Nikolai’s quote in Origins “Ugh! This tastes like trench water!” It’s the same case for the Feline Urine, as Ultimis Dempsey’s quote in Kino Der Toten is “It tastes like fermented Herring (a type of fish) dipped in cat piss.”

[@durggo]

@EliasTeodosio944 vulture aid isn't in Cold War, which is where the ingredient labels come from. That's also why double tap wasn't on there, because double tap isn't in cold war.

[@ahmadtayyem3102]

Juggernog is like a cheat code for bulking

[@TheZigg]

Pretty much

[@S7_lobster]

One reply? Let’s make that two

[@StupidlyInsaneBecauseWhyNot]

@@Jonas-dq5txlet’s make that 4

[@infernusunicorn]

@@StupidlyInsaneBecauseWhyNot let's make it 5 baby

[@k4rp344]

@@infernusunicorn lets make that 6 oh yeah

[@GLOOPIEbruh]

"i do not drink it for the taste... I drink it for the, uh benefits.." - rictofen (classified map)

[@TheZigg]

Exactly

[@karisasani7006]

@@TheZigg Why wasnt Double Tap on the list? Its one of the original 4 perks

[@ssgolds8395]

@@karisasani7006maybe bc there’s no double tap in cold war

[@karisasani7006]

@@ssgolds8395 I was talking to zigg directly

[@vamp_drvn]

@@karisasani7006 and yet you got an answer anyway

[@fudgerounds91]

On the topic of PHD, the fact that the second ingredient (which also means the second most prevalent ingredient by proportion, the positioning on the list corresponds with how much of it there is in relation to the other ingredients) is nitroglycerin actually reminds me of a story I heard. Back around the turn of the 20th century, miners used nitroglycerin relatively frequently for the purposes of mining. What you need to understand about nitroglycerin is that it's quite unstable, which is why the invention of dynamite was such a big deal that the inventor, Alfred Nobel, got a scientific award named after him, because dynamite was a good way to stabilize nitroglycerin. Nitroglycerin is a liquid at most temperatures that are survivable by humans, but it tends to be much more stable in cooler environments than hot ones. Onto the story at hand, there was a miner in the winter of 1905, who, like I would imagine many miners of the time would, spent his evenings at the bar drinking. For some reason or another, he had a bottle of nitroglycerin with him. As a drunken dare, or as a flex, or something, the miner drank the entire bottle of nitroglycerin. It was snowing out, and during his walk home, he ended up passing out. I can't remember if he died of the cold, or if he died later, but it wasn't the toxicity of the nitroglycerin that killed him. Someone saw him passed out on the side of the road, and took him home to warm him up at the fireplace, when the nitroglycerin reacted and detonated inside his body.

[@TheZigg]

Woah. I need to look into that story. That's insane

[@torlakkarstad4251]

​​@RUNHESCOMING_HELPthe official ingredients are on the bottles of the assets (at least in Cold War) as well as being found in some other games I'm pretty sure

[@_sillew]

Phd has 180 KILOGRAMS OF SODIUM

[@adamantium7279]

Imagine you find an old man passed out in the snow and you do the kind thing and bring him home and warm him up and after a few minutes he just fuckin explodes

[@Killapcs]

Peter Eberhart was his name

[@zackattack9962]

If the zombies won't kill you the drinks sure will

[@user-ru1kn2xh5i]

U deserve a comment

[@Samyool16]

Fax

[@yeahwhoiwannaknowye]

Truer words have never been said

[@bop0353]

This is why they drink a few sips

[@harlleygurrola8394]

I'd rather get taken down by a Zombie thatn drink the perks

[@gorgeollion4310]

I'M GONNA MAKE SPEED COLA AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME, WALTER.

[@user-rr9150]

i will do it with jugger nog

[@The_Cylly]

PhD anyone?

[@Theguywithwrizz]

Gonna make staminup

[@jasonjr376]

Put meth Into cola?

[@5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel]

Jesse? *knocking on door* JESSE!

[@Euro.Patriot]

Juggernog - shit Speed Cola - sour Quick Revive - bad sushi Double Tap - chewy beer Mule Kick - alcohol Stamin-Up - sour PHD Flopper - prunes Deadshot Daiquiri - expired alcohol Tombstone - rotten eggs Electric Cherry - cherry Widow's Wine - wine

[@oog.mp4]

yummy, now if we mix that in a cocktail, what would be the result?

[@Thenoname348]

​@@oog.mp4brain damage and lead poisoning

[@oog.mp4]

@@Thenoname348 yummy

[@Thenoname348]

@@oog.mp4 also high sodium and high blood pressure

[@overshotbloox7944]

​@@oog.mp4perkaholic

[@blackraptor1154]

Some notes: Most of pop Fizz’s ingredients are also found in fireworks Phd Slider having banana peels in it is a reference to Banana Colada, a fan inspired perk drink made as a sort of replacement for PHD before the perk came back 18:16

[@Da_Rivulet]

-odium in this is gonna cause you ulcers, and high blood pressure, possibly 10 strokes, a teaspoon of PhD is gonna vaporize you on contact with your mouth.

[@Gungameguy11]

Pop fizz? I know you mean elemental pop but still

[@Flamesonwater1]

Or... it could be banana peels because they are slippery and help you slide?

[@blackraptor1154]

@@Flamesonwater1 why do you think it was called Banana Colada?

[@Crow4k-p7i]

​@@blackraptor1154 why do you think phd slider also has canola oil? If they arent referencing banana colada, and they definitely arent, theyre referencing how slippery both are and how youll end up sliding on both

[@Gen-k4w]

To be fair, they don’t drink the whole thing. They take a sip. 😂

[@galiciatheguy4002]

If one sip from one perk doesn't kill, then another sip from another perk surely will

[@PeppinSpaghett.]

in lore the characters HAVE to drink the whole thing. otherwise the effects of the perk wont work. the only reason the characters take a sip is for gameplay reasons (cmon now. waiting an entire minute or 2 for your character to finish drinking a bottle/can of a drink is not really that fun)

[@pr9334]

@@PeppinSpaghett.idk man, poppin by the water cooler and chatting about Ron at the office sounds like a hoot to me.

[@FlamingSolo]

​@@PeppinSpaghett.No where in the lore does it say they have to drink the whole thing, they literally drink a sip and then throw it down

[@svdzcbshf6912]

Maybe they just chug the whole thing in like 3 seconds. The cans are kinda small after all

[@primalmonkegaming2275]

Im 95% sure the Sodium levels are a typo because in mgs it's accurate to the supposed % of daily intake

[@lardboi5712]

Yeah most likely a typo but the idea of PhD containing 1.8 million mg of sodium is hilarious.

[@VidZarg]

Basic americans not understanding the metric system again

[@zorloxkarma]

​@@VidZargwhat does that even mean here??

[@tri-sapien6487]

Don't forget guys, Verruckt said the perks are infused with 115, so the ingredients are just the necessary mix to make the 115 do what it does in game. Trust me, I'm a doctor 😉

[@willhornsby206]

"But Element 115 isnt in Black ops Cold War" - Someone Atheriem is Element 115 just mostly purple.

[@tri-sapien6487]

@willhornsby206 yeah I also got it wrong, it's the TIMELINE that says they use 115. And besides, in Cold War they're made by a different guy, so they could have different ingredients. There's a video about what happens if you drink a full perk, and it goes in depth for the Aether Perks effects.

[@Ostr0]

Goes to show you why those Characters are the Chosen Heroes of Zombies 👀

[@cimanimgamingstuff780]

@@tri-sapien6487link?

[@tri-sapien6487]

@@cimanimgamingstuff780 official timeline. Verrucky actually says they're chemically infused.

[@Dumbosworld]

I think Death Perception is actually really useful in outbreak. Especially when you are trying to find the orange crystals for the aether tool.

[@L0rdMiddas]

Perk a colas irl would be like steroids and somewhat alcoholic drinks. Except insanely unhealthier and more dangerous if not consumed with care with all the stuff inside it.

[@quiviknotpotato6806]

If there's one drink that would kill you regardless of how much care you put into it, its PhD Flopper.

[@adammoorby99]

@@quiviknotpotato6806tombstones gonna embalm you to make it easier to bury your body

[@itsshrimp91]

​@@quiviknotpotato6806Ye cause that shits got like 180 kilograms of sodium in that so odds are you're gonna look like sid the sloth when he drank from the ocean.

[@edward.doctor1892]

just an P.E.D

[@CharlesBalls69]

Quick revive is litterally something your brother would pay you $5 for drinking without throwing up.

[@TheZigg]

Haha 😄 I could see that

[@bulletmagnet1038]

Might be stretching, but maybe the banana peel in PhD is a reference to the fan favorite custom perk Banana Colada

[@aidanwhite2894]

I thought it was something to do with phd slider, and how banana peels are slippery so they help you slide further

[@bulletmagnet1038]

@@aidanwhite2894 Just a theory, no way to really know.

[@Radshadow2000]

And the carrot juice in death perception is well… because carrots make you see well

[@weskintime4177]

@@Radshadow2000propaganda spread by the British in WW2 by the way.

[@Radshadow2000]

@@weskintime4177 yes, i know it’s fake

[@DJones1048]

JohnnyJ really put his life on the line for this community by making and drinking all these lol He deserves more respect.

[@TheZigg]

Lol he really does

[@trosales571]

“Tombstone-Who’s who but worse.” Hell nah tombstone is 100x better than who’s who could ever be.

[@Ag3nt27]

Fr

[@BucketIHead]

how?

[@daemonvanmeir9697]

​@@BucketIHeadwho's who spawns you with an m1911 ans no perks, so if you're in high rounds you're as good as dead because you'll have a horde of zombies chasing you with no way to defend yourself unless you're around a mysterybox and lucky. new tombstone spawns you with your current weapon and perks which makes it usable in high rounds...

[@BucketIHead]

@@daemonvanmeir9697 tombstone is terrible for high rounds since you have to kill yourself You make it harder for your team because there's not as much firepower Who's who is better since other people and yourself can revive you plus if your skilled you could revive yourself On solo with ease

[@BucketIHead]

@@daemonvanmeir9697 if your talking about cold war tombstone than its slightly better but there's perk decay if you don't have it upgraded and a limited amount of time to revive yourself

[@songvevo123]

I like that the contents of Quick Revive tie into the game, you only get to have it 3 times before it either blocks up your body so much you can't absorb its nutrients/effects anymore the 4th time around or the 4th drink would literally kill you

[@Rabi2in]

doesn't it just teleport away?

[@PositivelyNegativeOfficial]

That’s a real clever way of looking at it!

[@Wargulf2838]

i'm mostly sure "Pure Gumption" is an in-lore term for "liquid courage". referring to strong alcohol, and more specifically: Gin. so... Nikolai is drinking a really chunky puke and rust flavored punch.

[@jonnycarcano]

That is just nasty.

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

“Why?!? Why do you taste so bad?!?” -Richtofen after drinking quick revive

[@biz117]

heres what i think perks like deadshot, tombstone, and mule kick would actually do irl deadshot: improved hand eye coordination tombstone: stops bleeding? (im really unsure on that one) mule kick: improves your strength (which would allow you to carry a third gun) death perception: improved hearing and sight slider: no idea

[@DepressedCrow]

tombstone would either be a coagulant or a painkiller

[@biz117]

@@DepressedCrow good thinking, still dont know what the hell phd would actually do to you

[@phmmm2896]

Explosive farts

[@muddygravy]

Jugg is pain tolerance, quick revive is finding a vein faster and getting a second wind, double tap is a faster trigger finger, PhD is cat reflexes (no fall damage and dodging the shrapnel from explosives) stamin-up is coke, vulture-aid enhances survival instincts (using the smell of zombies and picking up random bullets and spare change), who's who causes a hallucination when near death,

[@BetaBreaking]

PHD Slider does the only logical thing it would do in real life. Makes you the most irradiated person within 20 square miles. You become a living nuclear reactor with PHD, hence the totally believable immunity to explosives, fall damage, creating mini-nukes when falling and sliding lol PHD still makes no sense but I love it

[@skiewusky]

death perception doesn't just outline zombies, it increases salvage drop and increases critical damage by about 25%

[@JustAutistic]

I think for the “Full of Gumption” ingredient for Juggernog, I feel like it actually fills you with courage.

[@DepressedCrow]

its probably the "nog" part of juggernog

[@revivednecromancer4751]

​@@DepressedCrowI always thought the NOG in juggernog was supposed to refer to eggnog in the drink, but then they changed it to carbonated milk

[@DepressedCrow]

@@revivednecromancer4751 milk is a main ingredient in eggnog

[@ultrakid8497]

So enough booze to kill a man got it

[@user-wl8zm2gl5r]

I mean... that's definitely the implication

[@KayzIdeas]

Another thing about the "Trench Water (Product of Russia)" in Quick Revive, that's in reference to Primis Nicholai's quote after drinking Quick Revive in BO2 Origins which is "Uhgck, it tastes like dirty trench water."

[@rotkivvostpels3134]

15:38 If you REALLY was playing BOCW, then you should know that tier 5 Death Perception lets you pick up 20% more salvage, deal more damage to enemies armor and keyline all chests, salvages and item drops so it's not that waste of a perk And also Elemental Pop jingle is good no questions asked

[@localxerago2660]

fr wtf😭

[@StixOf7]

I just paused and blurted “fuck you” at the screen. Genuinely a decent perk on round based and a game changer on outbreak.

[@rotkivvostpels3134]

@@StixOf7 exactly

[@finnzaxYT]

It’s not waste of perk but it definitely should not be drinked in real life.

[@blakeharris3225]

Imagine drinking elemental pop and then punching someone and they're brain just explodes or gets lit on fire

[@madhattermaker622]

Well from what I've been told, the Perk a Cola's were made with Element 115 and since Element 115 made the zombies happen, I feel like taste and all the side effects you mentioned might be the least of your worries. But yeah, due to the mystical nature of Element 115 I feel like that's the reason our characters in zombies don't get any of these effects at all but since Element 115 (and by that I mean Element 115 from the games and not the real life element) doesn't exist I'd say this is accurate. That being said though, my theory to what would happen if The element 115 was real and you drank a perk-a-cola is that you probably would get a power up of some kind but it would only be a matter of time until the ingredients killed you, and since you just drank element 115 your corpse would probably re-animate into a zombie, or worse if you've drank multiple perks you could probably turn into some kind of Super zombie with fast swinging arms thanks to speed cola, Fast running due to stamin up and you get the idea.

[@palcron]

thrasher lore?!

[@muddygravy]

exposure to 115 has a side effect of memory loss and prolonged exposure turns you into a zombie, the perk-a-colas have minimall 115 at best🤓

[@madhattermaker622]

​@@muddygravy Memory loss, Psychosis, Induced illusions and Paranoia actually. It's when the ingredients from the Perk-a-cola's kill you that the real problems from Element 115 begin to kick in.

[@PyreOManiac]

drink everything and you turn into a superboss

[@madhattermaker622]

@@PyreOManiac Oh god... the Perk-a-holic gobblegum.

[@donutsorokin8042]

If you want another point of view, the ingredients on the perks just are jokes or things that you can relate with what the perk does: Tombstone soda.- half the ingredients to preserve your body, other half to create the copy that will revive you Phd slider.- leaving aside that they are all poison or dangerous, they meant to add that "explosive" property to your body Speed cola.- enough sugar/caffeine can make anybody look like a little kid that just had any kind of sugar; add drugs on top Death perseption.- carot juice to see them better, that radar shit to know their location Mule kick.- i heard someone say that it just makes you so drunk that it makes you forget that you are only meant to carry two guns Other perks like quick revive just have random shit that the original four characters used to say about them when drinking them

[@darrogen6200]

Tbh the quick revive's russian trench water could be a reference to the Attack of the Dead Men, but im not sure

[@darrogen6200]

And elemental pop having different metal salts that burn in different colors

[@barple367]

not to dismiss the original video, but death perception is one of the best FIRST PERKS to grab if you have it upgraded. It grants bonus crit damage and 20% extra salvage from salvage drops. that makes a huge difference when it comes to upgrading your gear. The main effect of seeing zombies through walls is kinda ho-hum, sure, but its upgrades are must have for early game setup

[@ShadowDarkHeart90]

While it’s dangerous it’s still kinda fun seeing them use real life stuff as ingredients, like the one of tombstone soda makes so much sense that embalming liquid would be in the drink considering it’s related to dead body in a epitaph/tombstone

[@ComfortsSpecter]

3:59 “Has 0-60 Calories” Imma Find Who Wrote That

[@Rabi2in]

JESSE WE NEED TO MAKE SPEED COLA

[@hallowedknightyt1892]

Okay, Death Perception is hella useful if you're a jumpy little fucker like me and you're not expecting that last zombie who's taking his sweet time tryna find you and pops out from out of nowhere and you suddenly find that number one you've been holding for a good half hour ends up in the front of your pants... (never actually happened to me but... IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE 😂)

[@PickleJuice_107]

10PM me:”one more video” 3AM me:

[@duggggggg]

You know after looking at these i understand why our characters only take one sip

[@Ace-Trix]

4:58 “I think Dempsy’s right, it is a bit fishy”

[@JoséAponté-z1l]

This the reason that the characters only take one sip instead of the whole thing because the serving size says the whole thing but you are only taking one sip.

[@ice_cre4m_man261]

The zombies legally must wait for you to finish drinking the entire perk bottle before resuming the chase.

[@tomofdutyftw4412]

Great video mate , you deserve so many more subs keep it up! :)

[@TheZigg]

Wow! Thank you. I definitely will.

[@Jus_Joj]

PHD Slider, a lifetime of salt in a moment's notice

[@agoodname6997]

Its moments like thus that remind me that they only take a sip from the perk and don't down the entire can. So either every can has a small sip or just a sip is enough to give you god abilities until you go down

[@Thediamondhelmit]

0:04 dudes got that mark rober music

[@TheZigg]

Its a great song. Couldn't resist

[@___Psyclone___]

“how much sodium did you say was gonna be in these?” Treyarch: “Yes”

[@Somerandom112]

Funny thing happened while watching this at 4:52 the moment he says "and this why he says this" I got the Burger King ad and I was like "oh look perfect timing."😂

[@MiningJack777]

9:21 I'm pretty sure it is, as the daily value percentages are very low, so i think it was supposed to be milligrams. (Unless, of course, people in this universe need insane amouts of salt for nutrition)

[@LiquidSoapDrinker]

I just got why staminup has all those gutwrenching ingredients, it literally gives you the runs

[@elloowu6293]

I was today years old when i discovered that witches have been putting mustard in their potions all this time.

[@TheZigg]

😄

[@thanosdevito]

11:14 Note that Deadshot Daiquiri includes 'caine sugar, NOT cane sugar. You are drinking cocaine.

[@TheZigg]

Good eye. I didn't pay attention to that

[@SugaShagg]

This is one of the most original KZbin video I’ve seen in awhile, great video bro!

[@thewanderingcreative7173]

Suddenly it makes sense why they all only take a gulp of these stuff

[@Obsolete935]

This dude did not just say Cold War death perception is a waste of a perk

[@TheZigg]

And I'll say it again lol

[@Obsolete935]

@@TheZigg 20% more salvage drops and 25% increase to armor penetration

[@RafeFrost]

​@@TheZiggbro u also said that elemental pop's jingle sucks😢😢😢

[@Sein82]

​@@RafeFrostpeople in this community just have a hate boner for cold war.

[@jonnycarcano]

Overall, it's pretty pointless in well-lit maps, but on Outbreak it's a necessity. It's as dark as DOOM 64 on that map.

[@tonyrobles6799]

13:48 This part made me die 😂 “Your probably gonna shrivel up like the old lady from SpongeBob@

[@TheZigg]

🤣

[@tonyrobles6799]

@@TheZiggbro that part killed meh! It..INSTA KILLED ME AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA

[@tonyrobles6799]

And this part 🤣 18:17 “a teaspoon of PHD is gonna vaporize you on contact with your mouth”

[@tri-sapien6487]

1:45 Stulinger was right all along, it does give you courage!

[@Jerrycourtney]

*_Maybe the real perks are all the friends we made along the way._*

[@lilseansolo9678]

Would the Cold War recipes be different than the others because I think in bo3 Dr Monty had a factory of them and he could’ve just used magic or some shit like he used with the gobble gums

[@Jerrycourtney]

“Jamie, order me one of each.” -Joe Rogan, probably.

[@xerictrs3914]

so glad they just have a sip

[@Quantumloop-s5k]

Also, element 115 is also added in there and will probably make you die or go insane. IF the other stuff doesn't kill you. Or turn you into a zombie

[@themadhatter3989]

What will these perks do to me? Let's see here... Jug: Kill me Speed Cola: Kill me Quick Revive: Kill me Double Tap: Kill me Stamin-up: Kill me P.H.D: Kill me Elemental Pop: Kill me Death Perception: Kill me Deadshot: Kill me Mule Kick: Kill me Tombstone: Kill me

[@TheZigg]

Well not all of them will cause instant death. It'll take time. But yea lol

[@ShermanYeo]

Well, if you decided to drink the whole bottle. But the characters did take a sip, so they will be fine. But not fine if they drank the whole thing.

[@eur0be4t3r]

2:56 To be fair, the majority of those or atleast a large portion are probably used up as fuel for the body considering the stuff you do ingame must be an intense workout for the characters

[@TheZigg]

You're probably right

[@daemonvanmeir9697]

no way you called new tombstone "who's who but worse"... its so much better than what who's who was... and death perception is pretty good when ypu upgrade it since it lets you get more salvage from drops and see weapons through walls you might not have seen otherwise...

[@VenetinOfficial]

i refuse to believe you just called new tombstone better than who's who who's who just was on a dogshit map, that's its biggest downside. new tombstone is genuinely useless, and if you go down in tombstone you are just fucked. i'd rather abuse self-revives.

[@maliquekaz4045]

Tombstone is still buttcheeks compared to the bo2 one

[@Pigeon274]

No wonder why the characters only take a tiny sip

[@dramaking9559]

I'd like to see their other counterparts in comparison. Example juggernaut drink compared to the juggernaut suit, Mule Kick compared to just having a extra Holster, PHD Flopper vs Ruin Spike drop ability

[@jakedawg3015]

Pretty sure the grams for the salt Is an error because of the percentages

[@Shadicals]

Juggernog: Diabetes Speed Cola: Heart Attack Quick Revive: Disgusting cancer causer Stamin-up: You are a car now, and filled with vitamins. Elemental Pop: Basically some food placebo, just deadly. Deadshot Daquiri: Do I need to explain this? Tombstone Soda: Death incarnated Mule Kick: Die-a-betes Death Perception: HUH? PhD Slider: The "I gave my kid the wrong backpack" with a bit of double death. Yea, I mean a great option beside the death pill from Switzerland.

[@That_1_cool_guy]

Wait so jug is just the placebo effect 😭 It convinces you that you are strong and invincible

[@Alden-Smith]

I thought, phd. would have liquid radiation or something because it stops explosive damage

[@nerdtime2452]

13:59 it is until you upgrade it then it becomes a godsend. Enemy armor breaks way faster, you can see scrap or Intel through walls, you can see creates through walls in outbreak, but best of all you can get scrap from enemies way faster

[@Bigunclestone]

Mountain Dew is legit just speed cola irl

[@khalilthe21th]

I think im gonna enjoy Stamin-Up Soda.

[@aplenope]

15:14 realistically would probably be sweat

[@levimills1580]

dawg, in a single game you can gain a litteral 100 lbs worth of theoretical weight. you turn into a litteral tank

[@TheZigg]

Geez that's insane. I did not think about that

[@xdzyviperzz2331]

man whenever he says how much sodium these perks has i just cant stop laughing

[@DekuSkrub2129]

I was wondering anyone noticed. Most of these would probably kill with just the sodium

[@YaGirlZero]

the sodium is obviously not intended btw, look at the daily%

[@commenter621]

This video was very well put together... Thanks and keep it up!

[@spotsnspans5217]

Which is why Dempsey says this: "KZbin Premium is ad free KZbin." What a well placed ad.

[@bittershadow12345]

0:15 what would happen if you drank a zombies perk plays Minecraft drinking sound

[@Big-pigeon]

U mean what would happen if you drank a zombus perk 😅

[@SuperLuigiGamer4]

Dude, it’s 12 AM and I’m watching this. I should be sleeping.

[@LucidRebelz]

15:38 - “It's an absolute waste of a perk.” *Zombies Speedrunners has entered the chat*

[@RayanFRZ-bb3qo]

2:18 the potato😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MagcargosMangoes]

It angers me that protein is spelled wrong on the perks, I don't know how that wasn't patched in the game lol

[@jameyevans6288]

Speed cola is basically the most powerful dose of caffeine to the power of 10000000

[@Pirateboi-vt5rp]

i believed the powdered radar and carrot juice in depth perception are referencing the old WWII myth that carrots helped you see. The British launched a campaign after they devoloped better radar equipment to trick the nazis into thinking that carrots were the reason they were better at shooting down the nazi planes. It was actually just better radar equipment not carrots being fed to spotters.

[@ElMechon643]

I like to think sodium is magical in the cod zombies universe

[@daspooterman]

great video about the wonderful ingredients inside these delicious drinks. I am also delighted to inform you My liver and kidneys have taken your challenge.

[@TheZigg]

Oh no what have I done

[@daspooterman]

@@TheZigg update: I lost

[@binhanjustbinhan9141]

So IRL, it basically just cola flavored drugs. Jugger: Steroid (Provide better muscle and tissue healing) combinated with some form of anesthetic drug (Provide better pain tolerant). Color doesn't really contribute anything to base flavor aside from psychological aspect but I pretty sure it taste like Caramel with a slight fat texture from the milk. Speed-cola: Meth (Help user forcus and done their task more effective). Yeah, just it, pretty sure it taste like sugar as well since that what Mountain Dew are. Quick-revive: A bit tricky as its effect tooks place eithee outside the user body (Rev a teammate) or it took place after the user is heavilly injured, i.e knock down. However, considering it effect is somewhat similar to Jug but in difference form, I believe it is another type of steroid that can only takes effect when the right hormons is releashed into the body, which could be adrenaline. As for taste, I think it taste like that kind of no suggar drink you use in gym that give you electrolite. Mule kick: Just an energy drink at best. It allows you to sustain your strenght a little while longer by carrying 3 weapons at once so I doubt it had any significant effect. However, there maybe some steroid in the mix to avoid flamitory when over-excercise. Bet it taste like Speed-cola. Double-tap Rootbeer: First off, taste like any regular Rootbeer. However, as for how you suppose being able to output double the ammount of projectile then it is the Eather's magic. There aren't any IRL counterpart. Perhasp LSD as it give you halucination? Even then, make no sense as halucination aren't real. P.H.D Flooper: Same thing with Double-tap, it is Eather's magic as the explosion manifest itself. However, as for how explosion and fall damage, it will be similar to how Jug work. Stamin-up cola: Fairly easy as similar Mule Kick. The anti-flamitory of the steroid takes quite a significant role on helping the user to be more resilient on long distance run or sprinting even. Deadshot Daiquiri: Functiom the same as Speed cola as it help the user more forcus. However, unlike speed cola, it also help user develope muscle memory, i.e lock-in headshot. This may because it use steroid as compliment drugs as well.

[@willhornsby206]

I mean the ingredients are a joke anyway or they're just there to nerf the element 115/Atherium. In reality (If all are maxed out via Coldwar) Jug would make you have a higher pain resistance, more courage in a fight and make it easy as hell to bulk up. Speed would allow you to have quicker reactions. Staminup would increase your speed, endurance and prevent your bones from breaking thus meaning you could jump off a skyscraper and instead of turning into a pancake you land like it's nothing. Quick res would allow you to recover from illness and injury faster. Tombstone(While being the worst perk in Coldwar cause you literally spend all your points just to get your stuff back) would just make you harder to kill. Death Prep(Tier Five death prep OP idgaf) would basically be like spider sense. Deadshot improves hand eye cordnation. Elemental would basically just allow you to swap ammo types without needing to reload by turning the bullets into different elemental bullets in the mag. PHD would allow you to literally nuke opponents just by jumping from a higher up place(one time use if you don't have Staminup. Mule kick would increase your strength. All together you become a literal Supersoldier but the downside is that when you inevitably die you're turning into a super zombie meaning everyone is fucked. Edit: Theres a reason you only drink a swig and not the whole bottle or can.

[@yunglady.8814]

The PHD Flopper bottle being pointed at the guts is absolutely devious

[@Vorox1027]

I am almost certain the sodium being written in g rather than mg was a typo, since those would easily exceed nearly 1,000x the daily recommended amount and yet they're still listed in modest amounts (like elemental pop with 2% RDV)

[@creasednewt1741]

Yo monty tripn

[@kenyellcortes7141]

Get bad grades and pop a joggernog

[@Nickssssssss]

👍👍👍

[@TheZigg]

Thanks for the support Nick!

[@blacklight683]

The second i saw the video I clicked it, it's just the sort of classic fun

[@KNbooger]

Bro staimin up would be Makable in reality if it wasn’t for the damn gasoline😂

[@GraffitiSpade23]

the drinks would more than likely corrupt you as they contain element 115

[@Abfflglakfbfisosb]

Juggernaut actual = 22230 kcal Speed Cola actual = 10000 kcal Stamin-Up actual = 4280 kcal Mule Kick actual = 2115 kcal Quick Revive actual = 1890 kcal Tombstone actual = 1475 kcal PhD Slider actual = 1110 kcal Death Perception actual = 535 kcal Deadshot Daiquiri actual = 180 kcal Elemental Pop actual = 0 kcal

[@Shawn420s]

Death perception is useful end round when the zombies slow down their spawning

[@michaelmamba1578]

I guess now we know they they take a quick sip and not down the whole bottle

[@team2846]

It’s literally all pre workout protein and cocaine mixed together

[@baccanboi6667]

Death perseption gives you bonus essense

[@Sheriff_of_this_town]

Dude I made these all with a FEW improvised materials, and in true honesty, they didn’t taste that bad (except for quick revive that shit was HORRENDOUS)

[@TheZigg]

You still have the recipes written down?

[@Sheriff_of_this_town]

Why wouldn’t I? I am a maniac with free time@@TheZigg