What you doin if this happens?

[@alexrevolution1]

Honestly I wouldn't mind you doing more documentary style videos because your voice telling a story is really nice. I enjoy your reaction videos but I'm here for your jokes and you.

[@calebsanders1590]

Same

[@Purple_crustacean]

True he is a wise and intelligent hoodie

[@ca5herba5her99]

This take is based

[@rekk1215]

same

[@monchu_]

Gay

[@UsabiEria]

This came out of left field in terms of Kwite videos, but I would absolutely love more "Kwite decided to go down the Wikipedia rabbit hole for a couple of days" type videos

[@C4puch]

He should check out the Soggy Biscuit Wikipedia page

[@ghjkltyu]

I was in Waikiki when the ballistic missile alert came out. Following that experience, I've come to the conclusion that I'd prefer to try to be at the impact zone of the nuke, immediately begin jerking it. My goal is to synchronize my explosion with the blast wave of the nuke and try to die in as much bliss as possible without having to try to live through a post-nuke world.

[@ghjkltyu]

@scale The link scares me, so I'm not going to click it

[@mightymeatymech]

This is a pretty fair and honestly, thoughtful reaction. I think maybe I would get something to eat

[@indeepjable]

link is probably by a bot, anyways "finally its here" in regards of nations collapse

[@goromajima7677]

@@mightymeatymech you know- why not both lol

[@Delnyque]

I thought you wanted to synchronize for comedic timing

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

That incident in 1969 wasn't the first time during the Cold War that America threatened a nuclear attack against us. General MacArthur wanted to use nukes against us during the Fatherland Liberation War in the 50s and thankfully Truman fired him for it...MacArthur totally forgot which two nations are right on our northern border

[@sof9371]

w h a t

[@osogof115]

Didn't some blonde kid make you cookies? Will you stop threatening to bomb us UwU

[@LexisVoyage]

@@osogof115 you saying uwu is the reason humanity is destined to die. and i for one am very happy with total nihility.

[@juliefarrell6688]

Hey Kim

[@totoisayal5045]

yooo its poo

[@BigAlexgator]

Kwite being a history teacher is my favorite idea yet. I would be in your class nonstop my guy. You couldn’t get rid of me. And I skip every other class to get stoned. So I’m ready to hear all about everything that interests you from history. Thank you, Kwite! Keep it up, man.

[@HitTheFloor16]

a

[@pepekovallin]

Springtrap: babe I want to sleep Kwite: but I'm not finished talking about the Soviet revolution

[@annetheelf8174]

love how pressing the wrong button caused Hawaii to go full panic made, same thing happened in my freshman year of high school, where the call button in the office was right next to the Level Three Lockdown button, which basically means there is an active threat (usually shooter) on campus. Let me tell you the absolute horror my classmates and I felt while hiding under our desks listening for gunshots is near indescribable

[@animatronicmaniac4748]

Humans sure do love putting two buttons that don't go together at all, next to each other. But on a serious note. Damn.. That does sound really horrifying.. I hope you and all of your classmates were okay after that incident?

[@annetheelf8174]

@@animatronicmaniac4748 a lot of kids, including myself, cried and I didn’t speak for like 2 days afterwards but no one was physically harmed so that’s pretty good. Our school had this mistake happen a few more times so eventually we became numb to it. Can’t imagine how the kids in PE felt though

[@animatronicmaniac4748]

@@annetheelf8174 Damn.. Well, I'm glad nobody got physically hurt.. But I'm guessing a few people didn't do too well, mentally, during and after the first 1 or 2 experiences.. And yeah.. I'm guessing the kids in PE had it pretty rough as well..

[@phantommonarch6199]

this type of video was really cool and interesting, really hoping to see more of this in the future

[@rando5708]

*realization*

[@soda7998]

0:25 the scariest thing is that in the fireball radius of a nuke, you aren't atomized. Your atoms themselves also get ripped apart turning into a soup of plasma

[@Egg_Sandwich1]

3:04 Shit aged like milk and wine at the same time

[@highway2998]

A nice change of pace for your videos, very well made with good research. I’d love to see more history type videos in the future.

[@marycom15]

Is this... Kwite doing actual research? I never thought I'd live long enough to experience it. But now I crave more. Great video, loved the more documentary-like format. It's a great day for Kwite enjoyers.

[@JoeTheOriginalOne]

8:28 Makes sense the Boy Scout would have a nuclear lab in his backyard. His first two merit badges on his sash are, from left to right, Nuclear Science and Chemistry... Yeah, I was a Boy Scout. I actually earned the rank of Eagle Scout when I was 15, but...what was my point again?

[@novamarpo3]

That's tough, I'm proud of you.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Kwite: Cuban Missile Crisis Me, the Cubano: *I've been summoned* I participated in a historical Model UN committee back in 2019 where it was all socialist nations and I represented Romania, one of the topics was the Cuban Missile Crisis and let's just say...it didn't end well for the US and Europe in general. Everyone was just clobbering Turkey like nothing...guess that's karma for what they did to Armenia. And while the missile crisis has ended, the Cuban embargo remains a remnant from that era. Imo embargoing a nation because they have opinions you don't like is the same energy as what FL Governor DeSantis and his party is doing to Disney's Reedy Creek improvement district by dissolving it...because they spoke out in support of a community against a bill

[@sof9371]

w h a t

[@blondezeke6640]

The US is a very funny country everytime I see someone complain about Nazis the US government say it's just a different ideology but if you're a communist it's not acceptable because it threatens “democracy” which the us doesn't even have

[@Leximexi]

turkey strong 💪💪💪💪🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[@brrowhatt]

We getting a whole history lesson rn from kwite

[@n30ngutzlol45]

ik XD

[@Illousion7x27]

I clicked it immediately, it was uploaded ONE SECOND AGO, I'm still not first, America.

[@tohru-adachi-true-legit-real]

Society 😔😔😔😭😭💔💔💔🥺🐜

[@brendanthebomber.]

Yeah wtf

[@totalingspade4321]

We live in a society

[@rawchicken3463]

Humans be like

[@rusticmaple8771]

societey 💀👌😬😎🥶😎😎😎😎😡😡😅😅🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🧐🧐🧐🧐😠🥺😁😔🤣🤩🤩😘😞😀😟😍😖😍😤😅🥶😊😶‍🌫️😱😥🤐🤔😵‍💫😬😲😩🤐😪🥺😮🫢🤤😳😳😳

[@yeehaw_cowpoke]

I like these history/documentary videos, keep doing them kwite your actually pretty damn good at it!

[@mattguy1773]

The high ground won’t save us this time

[@dany_fg]

"Yes, I have a cardboard of Nixon. and yes, I do use it for 'that'."

[@BloodMarket]

Whats funny is that the only reason the nuclear boy got caught was because fhe neighbors thought he was stealing tires from cars only to find out his failed experiment was in there.

[@bluraye6667]

Kwite: being worried about how the nun got into the nuclear site Me: being worried about how they got the baBY BOTTLES OF HUMAN BLOOD

[@sushimulaney7657]

Kwite, you're my comfort KZbinr and one of my favorite artists! Keep being awesome, sentient hoodie ❤️

[@nurvis3489]

Ok, so I’ve got a question about that. He’s a sentient hoodie, but has a face and ears to attach a mask and glasses to. He also has the skin surrounding the glasses and mask. Is the skin just a mask, or innards? Does it just fold back up into the hoodie? There’s too many questions here, I need to know more

[@nurvis3489]

And that’s not even mentioning the hands, what is going on with this dudes biology?

[@merryberry1113]

I had no idea that Kwite saying "shwifty" was what I needed in life.

[@HitTheFloor16]

Alligator

[@grayventras1235]

I’m with all the other people saying this- you should absolutely do more stuff like this. Love it.

[@HitTheFloor16]

The

[@jameslemont8121]

1 issue with this video: not long enough. one of you best uploads, please keep it up

[@HitTheFloor16]

Arachnophobia

[@mochiisaur1593]

this was actually very interesting! I'd love to see more stuff like this, it's like a history lesson but fun

[@HitTheFloor16]

Hydroelectricity

[@silvyboi4150]

Dude the threat of the apocalypse has been such a consistent thing for the last 2 generation that I'm completely numb to it by this point

[@Prle79]

Yeah i too hate when sun just randomly emplodes for no reason

[@wheatywhaffle7344]

yeah it always puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the millennium :(

[@marcorosalesjr.1138]

Hope u continue doing this, really entertaining and also there is just so many topics you could talk of

[@remy_ratking]

I love learning about stuff that'll live in my head rent-free with Kwite. Please do more!!

[@Guadalupe_8915]

I feel like this could be a perfect format because you're able to make jokes while still talking about an interesting topic.

[@TheFuriousNightFury]

i hope kwite becomes to history what casual geographic is to animals. that would be amazing. finally, I'll learn things

[@headache6550]

I personally need you to thoroughly explain the FNaF lore in a crude documentary-styled video essay.

[@mali5136]

I agree wholeheartedly

[@PinkiMiki]

this was informative and really interesting, I hope you make more like this

[@HitTheFloor16]

It

[@jdoe1143]

ugh i just finished watching 5+ hank green videos assigned to me by my history teacher and i was so so not ready to hear his name again. i have the theme stuck in my head.

[@GameAddictionTV]

This vid was dope and I love the way you explain history. Definitely something you should continue.

[@HitTheFloor16]

Sushi

[@maripaws]

Want more videos like this. They're genuinely interesting, and pretty funny with kwite narrating it.

[@RookCity94]

Kwite doing documentary-type content is like a newsanchor in a warzone, he probably shouldn't be there but he's making it work surprisingly well

[@mariosportsmaster7662]

Hank Green is the science and psychology half of the Green brothers, with the other one (the one your thinking of) being John, who is the history and literature half

[@jaymartin5896]

I'm sorry. But at 6:40 that was so freaking funny! I rewatched it like 10 times just losing it! Good job kwite. You're awesome man

[@doublequarterandashake]

if that happens imma have to step in

[@ALT-9167]

The thumbnails answer: I would have a freaking heart attack

[@VoidVoidVoidVoidVi]

"Stupidity, stupidity never changes."- Pon Jearlman.

[@HitTheFloor16]

Oh

[@huntertheslayer8858]

I love when kwite uploads

[@fortune2120]

Same

[@Yayo30007]

3:01 this aged like somthin?

[@futomomowarrior]

i want more of this

[@sussus8976]

Yeah I remember the missile alert in Hawai’i but seriously how can be that stupid to press the wrong button and make everyone panic

[@badatgaming9905]

7:30 honestly this whole thing just sounds like the perfect situation for solo time on a tourist heavy beach.

[@Guglug7712]

I’d love to see more informational videos like this

[@roach_loader]

just parry it

[@AprilFl0wer]

LOVE THE CHANGE OF CONTENT

[@jameswoodfinden6562]

Not nuclear, but the SS Montgomery sank in the UK in shallow water and was never dealt with which wouldn't be a problem were it not for the absolute shit ton of explosives on board! There is an exclusion zone around the wreck so nobody crashes into it and becomes their own home made firework show, but the bombs also now carry the risk of going off on their own. This would cause carnage, with a 1-5 metre wave and every window in the nearby town of Sheerness breaking. Still, the beach near the wreck is lovely!

[@hardidis]

Countries loosing nukes like I be loosing Lagos

[@Akari-Mitsuki24]

Yo Kwite 3:04 we love you man

[@zoinksscoop20yearsago68]

My fav nuclear scare is when some bombs got lost on Spain? I think?, People went crazy trying to find the last one, and a fisher has to help the military retrieve it because it went from a random river to the sea.

[@faealtaccount367]

I really liked this :0 ! Not the usual content but I love deep dives into cool history 💕💖

[@dat1guywithicecream]

If I remember correctly their are 16 nukes missing (from the U.S.A.) and only 6 would be needed to destroy the entire world

[@Ghostrebel017]

This is the one and only time I have heard the Cuban Missile Crisis described as a "BRUH moment." Oddly enough...it fits

[@Flyingmonkeysftw27]

This was really informative and funny. I’d love to see more.

[@ShadeGaming4444]

this was great. id be down for more stuff like this

[@minetieplays2092]

How does one even go about loading 6 nuclear weapons on a b-52 “on accident”?

[@AnimatedAirlines]

Ngl I really love these history references since history is probably my favorite thing. Hope to see more

[@mikequinn2000]

Swans "treating them like weapons of war is a bit of a jump." *all other forms of "service animals" break out in a cacophony of laughter and murmurs* Meanwhile: *Batbombs* "Boys... it's about time the world finds out that the marine corps turned us into a napalm run so potentially lethal that even Australia's forest fires would be impressed. Nam didn't have ish on us boys! Cheers!!! 🍻"

[@ari4311]

i lov the documentary style videos and would enjoy seeing more!

[@KhaosThatMonkey]

I'm currently studying to this

[@nipsulintu3539]

I would really enjoy if you'd make a longer documentary style video about David Hahn, the nuclear boy scout or what ever things you like

[@clara6016]

I'm a huge faun of this style of video. Please keep it up champ

[@Yeo-]

Fucking love kwite videos, because they are entertaining, but not too energetic and crazy that I’m glued to the screen. I like to listen to these while doing work and it somehow keeps me focused

[@HitTheFloor16]

Fungus

[@r3dsunl1ght15]

i would start cheering

[@kristinpatton1018]

I'm all for more Kwite history lessons, this was good.

[@orangeraptor-]

would love for you to do more of these type of videos

[@onionthelettuceuser3053]

I like the history style videos its very interesting

[@erik-the-error]

that boy scout is a legend

[@Isw-t7eg]

In that situation I'll just tell them to stop

[@McChugginSoda]

I'ma show this video to my history teacher

[@ashengrottosangel]

kwite i have my ap us history exam in 2 days. tysm for this it was legitmately more helpful than going over my notes

[@nevaeh35]

this was interesting pls do it again

[@breaded-buddy-boy131]

I'd love to see you make more videos about goofs in history or other wacky things that go under the radar.

[@HitTheFloor16]

Combustion

[@kw8671]

@@HitTheFloor16 your wisdom in all these comments is beyond my understanding

[@RatWasntHere]

PLEASE do a video on the demon core, I know everyone has been shitposting it to high hell but its such a crazy concept

[@piotyrholbion]

Nice to see you doin non commentary over videos stuff. Keep it up!

[@catboy6451]

This was an extremely interesting video! I'd love to see more of these!

[@iansnipes4722]

I enjoyed this format a lot

[@goldsea1678]

There were multiple b52s that crashed with nukes.

[@cd5sircoupe]

Great video, really liked the change of topic to something relevant for once. This one hits pretty close to home, literally. I live in an area that's like a Tier 1 or whatever they officially call it priority target (probably several, but there's one realllly close by). It's a major hub of the entire eastern seaboard's comm network, even has several stories of underground levels. There's also quite a lot of decommissioned Nike missile silo sites in the general area, super cool. A few friends of mine used to rent a house up in the hills a couple towns over that was like a mile from one of the sites.

[@d_clarence6174]

One of my favorite youtube channels, called Qxir, made a video detailing all of the broken arrow incidents over the years. It's got some of these events listed, and a lot more

[@SweetAHE]

Yesss new kwite video! Also, full length album when?

[@The_fastfreddy]

I enjoyed the nuclear history lesson

[@Laki2]

Liking the new format. Keep it up Kwite.

[@raelogix]

The masculine urge to binge Kwite videos.

[@HitTheFloor16]

Bacon

[@TheZephyrsWind]

I had a nuke dropped nearby, when is the same place where my landlord found a normal bomb in the forest. Both times the things just... Slipped.

[@pepekovallin]

The kwite channel sure isn't the channel I expected to receive history lessons on a video, but it happened twice or 3 times already. I ain't complaining, I love fun lessons, unlike the boring ones school gives us

[@stupidbossman4389]

TBH i get the feeling nuclear annihilation wont utterly terrify me until it happens at which point ill prolly die from shitting myself to hard

[@livid1248]

bruh i just learned about the cuban missile crisis today in class lmfao what a coincidence

[@RatWasntHere]

6:40 actually made me jump what the fuck

[@d1sasteroid]

more of this style of content pls

[@yasmine3478]

Extremely disappointed at the lack of Megaton from Fallout 3 jokes. Loved this video style though! Wouldn't mind seeing more in the future

[@yeehaw_cowpoke]

Yeah i like his storytelling skills

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

PLEASE make more of these

[@TheCryingOne]

Please do more of these!

[@hydragamedev6920]

“The nuclear Boy Scout” sounds like the nickname of a captain America ripoff with the backstory of the hulk. When i say nickname I mean like how superman is called the man of steel or how daredevil is called the man without fear

[@CottonyAlmonds]

Note for comfort, those underwater nukes could literally all detonate simultaneously and it would do basically nothing to us. The ocean is deeeeep yo

[@omen3324]

I loooooove the new heroshima season 2 now everyone has it