what you DON’T want to see when you’re sucking your septic tanks

[@txgunguy2766]

I saw a picture of a septic pumping company's sign that said "Septic tanks pumped,swimming pools filled. Not same truck."

[@georg841984]

🤣🤣🤣

[@33482]

So they pump it from truck to truck inbetween? 🤔

[@williamwebb580]

33482 they always have to overcomplicate things. 🙄

[@josharrr]

But same pipe

[@verybigvirus4949]

* same hose line 🤣🤣🤣

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

“What you DON’T want to see when pumping your septic” it’s a septic tank. I don’t want to see any of it.

[@Happy_Shopper]

Yeah why am I watching this at all let alone on my birthday

[@samfahrenkopf8679]

@@Happy_Shopper ey happy birthday dude

[@Happy_Shopper]

@@samfahrenkopf8679 thanks lad

[@ilikepointlessinternetargument]

@@Happy_Shopper happy birthday

[@Haaraff]

I'd rather watch this than the election. There, I brought politics into it. Also, happy birthday.

[@Bradyvilleboy]

Three things I learned when our septic was pumped. 1 Your body doesn't digest corn. 2 Flushable wipes aren't. 3 My family eats a lot of corn.

[@x2malandy]

#3 Funny!

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Makes sense.

[@rainbowfury1019]

I can confirm 1. I look at my poop everytime I eat a cup of corn.

[@imaginecasually332]

Stop eating fucking corn. That plus salt and sugar.

[@turolretar]

@@imaginecasually332 maybe i wont eat corn, but I’m not gonna stop fuckin corn that’s for sure

[@irishmike519]

Bought our house two years ago. This is our first experience with a septic system. The cast iron pipe that went from the house to the tank was completely blocked. Plumber said we were just minutes away from total back up. The plumber gave us a price of $5400 to dig up and replace the cast iron with pvc. Called a clean out service and not only did they pump the tank they replaced the pipe, but they also added a riser to never have to dig up to locate the tank and all they charged me was $1150. Thank you Mark Adkins in Somerset Kentucky!

[@austinp8172]

This is a really good example of why you never just go with the first quote you get. Most places do quotes for free, and it's always worth getting a second, third, or even fifth opinion on any contracting work you need done.

[@ctaylor7089]

Service plumbers are the biggest crooks of any trade, I know, I've been one for 30 years. I don't do any service work because I don't want to be lumped in with that bunch. Always get multiple quotes.

[@rappin05]

First guy clearly didn't really want to do it. Digging does suck.

[@leepratt9248]

@@rappin05 exactly hes a plumber not a felon that deals with poop all day

[@stephendykes1838]

We have used Adkins several times -- TOP NOTCH!

[@gamachoduck]

The last time I had mine done, the guy who hasn't said a word for 45 minutes says, "Ders alotta corn." With a heavy spanish accent. Anyway.

[@rickyalexander927]

He likes to save his first impressions, for good reason!

[@wouldulikesumtea]

I thought you said Scottish

[@TheAbsoluteZxero]

The fact that your name is Scuba Steve makes this so much better

[@gamachoduck]

@@TheAbsoluteZxero True story!

[@generalkenobi5173]

@@gamachoduck thats alot of taco bell

[@anthonycoleman1909]

When I die, I do not want to come back as a septic tank hose.

[@Paintplayer1]

Better be nice to people then haha

[@anthonycoleman1909]

@@Paintplayer1 Ok starting now

[@d0m_269]

10/10 comment and reply

[@moneyguyfly6583]

Well, why wait for den. I reckon you grab a straw and get to practicen.

[@BloBlas123]

My grandpa came back as a public toilet seat

[@aredarious]

This guy sounds like he's narrating an old western movie

[@worldtechinc8889]

Or the narrator from Me, Myself & Irene.

[@BierBart12]

That explains why this video felt so overwhelmingly American

[@nestor8369]

lol

[@biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573]

Ten frames from it.

[@JL-fq3jc]

Wild America with Marty stouffer

[@keithnisbet]

I'd read in a government publication here in Canada that a majority of property owners have not maintained their Septic Systems. This poses a big problem for many of the city dwellers cashing out and moving to the rural areas where they have no idea what they're facing with unmaintained septics. Suddenly many are face with horrendous added costs as you alluded to. Very informative video thanks.

[@rammingspeed4941]

Hahaha..fuc em!

[@DemocracyManifest]

@@rammingspeed4941 😂🤣

[@sixupsprite5501]

House I live in could sell for 150k tomorrow... but it's a ticking time bomb with a 50k repair bill.

[@Z-Ack]

You know you can have a septic company come out and do an inspection at the cost of the homeowners if youre going to buy the property. You just have to tell your agent that you want it added to the list of things youd want fixed on your contract and even add a stipulation that says if refused the septic inspection cost then the previous owner will be held responsible for any repair costs if the septic inspector of your choice deems in need of immediate repair and you foot the cost of the inspection.. you gotta do stuff like that because even the nicest of people will bandaid up some crap and sell the stuff to you then after a year or two the concrete patch falls off revealing a big part of missing foundation or something that ends up costing 20 grand to fix.. that was my experience.., even had 3 inspectors on the place and come 2 years after i moved in the walls developed cracks and ceilings and floors, a window shattered on its own then a 3 foot square chunk of plaster and concrete falls off the block wall inside and was even made to look like itcwas blocks. But revealed the wall had fallen in about 3 feet and pushed the rest of the block in so they just reset the block where it was and patched itvup.. the wall wasent supporting anything and the foundation was gone with the house side hanging in the air over a hole in the ground.. was nice to have to deal with being broke and alone..,.

[@niceshot4563]

@@Z-Ack The buyer usually foots the bill for the septic inspection, especially in a hot market. You add septic inspection to the list of subjects on the contract. If it fails inspection, that is when you can discuss repairs and costs and if the seller isn't willing to fix the problem you can back out. The condition of the septic tank is disclosed by the buyer in the property disclosure statement, you can't make the seller fix the septic tank if you have an accepted offer and you do not have any subjects.

[@catfishcave379]

I had to dig up our septic tanks as a teenager. I'll never forget that smell. Dad said it built character...

[@cameronvandygriff7048]

Had to haul bricks in 5 gallon buckets all day when my moms ex who was a contractor finished a house it was like 3 pallets of bricks and 10 bricks in each 5 bucket and 2 buckets he said the same thing XD

[@Robertjustice101]

If your use to the smell of manure it doesn't bother me.

[@mikejessmax]

It's the smell of money

[@zachhayes4800]

@@mikejessmax theres a lot of other moneys that smell a lot better lol

[@christins.1481]

We were hauling off our own crap in 5 gallon buckets after we dug up the tank due to the busted pipe coming. Everything was messed up in the tank.

[@fallingbed1]

Imagine falling in there

[@thegrandpowerchannel314]

Jesus Christ..

[@alex_inside]

I heard stories...

[@wolgrave3016]

I don't want to. but you made me imagine it by commenting it why. just why.

[@manssupar]

Search indian guy sewer

[@Joinord1e]

NO

[@Omlet221]

Fun fact: 90% of the people here neither searched this nor do they have a septic tank.

[@RAndrewNeal]

I'm in the top 10% then. I didn't look it up, but I do have a septic tank. It's.. hmmm. Never been pumped out, to my knowledge.

[@koukuro7559]

@@RAndrewNeal same

[@Mycatisinapiano]

@@RAndrewNeal same

[@Trippsy05]

@@RAndrewNeal same

[@kutry]

bruh, you're right

[@steelrarebit7387]

Just a thought. You could plant the flowers around the lids and set some ceramic flower pots on top of the lids. It would fit in nicely with the flowers and would prevent you having to tear up your flower bed. Also, those lids could do with some handles.

[@GuldeScott]

Like a ceramic toilet for a flower pot?

[@Dargonhuman]

Or just don't plant a flower bed right above the septic tanks...

[@Ganara426]

Yeah ​@@Dargonhumanidk wtf the uploader thinks he's doing but its anything but smart. Lets hope he got wiser after 6 years lol

[@Dargonhuman]

@@Ganara426 I just don't get why people love to restrict access to things that need quick and easy access when things go bad. It makes about as much sense as putting the water heater access in the back of a closet (which was how the house I grew up in was designed...) Just ... what was the thought process behind that decision?

[@gloriouspurpose_]

Me sitting in my house without a septic tank: "hmm yes"

[@mojoe9600]

Me to: "mm yes yes"

[@johnboats9075]

Yes mmm indeed.

[@itzfelipe5241]

Indeed hmmm yes

[@Blue-yp5mz]

You shit on the street?

[@rixyz7013]

@@Blue-yp5mz some people live in cities, they have sewers. Not septic tanks.

[@CaptRecap]

Title: "what you DON'T want to see...." Me: Oh, I wanna see this

[@ElGranSanto]

We may want to see this, but the homeowners sure don't.

[@garobatintali]

I broke your 666 like hehe

[@Osy999]

I was expecting dead body or something like that...

[@yuyuhakushofan8138]

Guys pick one Dont drink the poop water or Drink the poop water for 10000000000 dollers

[@izmizcha955]

Ikr

[@impalabarn5838]

There a septic pumping company near where we live called ‘The Turd Burglar’

[@gargoyles9999]

Rothchild’s Sewage and Septic Sucking Services

[@Ryan-uh9le]

there's a poo lorry near my ways

[@NickGurrFromEurope]

We got a septic pumping company with motto 'Vaše hovna, naše radost" meaning "your shit, our happiness"

[@Revanchist2]

Lmfao

[@spaceshipearth356]

@@NickGurrFromEurope I have seen it! :)

[@Brad_Double_U]

Scrolling through the timeline I see 3:03 is “most replayed” I guess we were all trying to figure out if this dude really just picked that hose up no gloves” 😅 .

[@cilantrobasket7694]

One man’s septic tank is another man’s hot spring.

[@chrism2004]

Fax

[@coolkidd7098]

Or water supply

[@darktouch6110]

Kinda curse if am being honest

[@sergiograndio577]

Bro?

[@jakobroy591]

r/cursedcomments

[@carpfillet1448]

Imagine dying there and your grave says “Died from poop”

[@FuZe.]

"Drowned man found from sewage well" It's a video game reference.

[@DJdoppIer]

"Drowned in poop".

[@artoriapendragonidilfitri7414]

Talk about a shity death.

[@djailsonfelipe84]

There's a story about a chinese woman who had her child fall into a septic tank, she dove in to rescue, but she fell unconscious from the fumes and died along with the child.

[@theldraspneumonoultramicro405]

Fun Fact: there is people who has actualy fallen in and got stuck and drowned in large septic tanks.

[@CrazyChicken_]

This guy just got 2.2 million people to look at his poop

[@yujinarukunnn7222]

Here before thousands of likes

[@funnythe7th]

same

[@frizzttymto]

Also here before 1K

[@VergilBratwurst918]

LOL🤣😂🤣

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

Oh yeah...

[@rickdawson4507]

I used to own a septic pumping business for over 25 years and it is normal for the sludge to drift from the solid side to the liquid side. What I didn't see these guys do is wash up the sludge to make the bottom of both sides clean as they can and it doesn't hurt to throw in some yeast every few months down the toilet to help break down the solids. It creates bacteria in the septic system and your system will go longer between pumping. Also if you can plumb your laundry off the system because the pump in the laundry pushes the solids through the tank when your washing machine drains and it isn't good for your system. And do not over water your area around your septic system because it could fill up your system and you will have a back up and need pumping just like if your toilet flapper valves or water lever is to high in your toilet too. All these things can make your pumping happen more often. I am retired now and I live on a septic system and I have no problems with mine.

[@artformnation]

Yeast ? How about small amount of steer manure? Also open the risers annually and give it a stir ?

[@tob2603]

There's a septic pumping company near us and their motto is: Your sh*t, our pleasure.

[@luchko3936]

Lul

[@youripoort1288]

Company near me and their motto is: We pump what our competition talks

[@tob2603]

@@youripoort1288 LOOOL

[@youripoort1288]

@@tob2603 yeah its pretty fun

[@velardechelo]

So stupid lol.. but. The only Genius way to attract clients,

[@realdeal5247]

Everybody gansta till the man accidentally drops his camera into the septic tank.

[@Brya_baby]

Lmaoo😭😭

[@IronDizaster]

Everybody gangsta till he falls into the septic tank

[@khanaratsadon]

And the impact had created a big splash and a piece of shit fell into his mouth and accidentally swallowed it into his stomach.

[@clairmoon06]

@@khanaratsadon gosshh why did u have to continue it?! eughh XD _i'm laughing in disgust rn lmao_

[@thesciencesphere4273]

This is your daily dose of internet This is what the inside of whatever ungodly SHIT you have in your septic tank looks like Yeah, its shit, piss and lots of other disgusting shit. I just cant stress this enough, it's S H I T and other disgusting shit as well as shit. And if you have diarrhea often, THEN IT'S EVEN MORE DISGUSTING SHIT ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE SHIT. ITS. SHIT.

[@H.A.R.D.B.O.I.L.E.D]

"Oops... My cigarettes falls..." _Thus, it's all popcorn now_

[@advcrim77]

That would blow up like a bomb no joke

[@putinsplayground]

Imagine the smell

[@fitrianhidayat]

It could seriously kill people

[@biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573]

Or covered in some...

[@jackasshomey]

@@advcrim77 lol yep no joke 😨 the methane concentration down there would be insane

[@Dwendele]

We had a septic system at the ranch when I was a teen. 20+ years, that tank never got pumped, never NEEDED pumping. Proper maintenance is key.

[@violeteyes5255]

I've been living in my house for 18 years. I have a septic tank and have been using Roebic K-37 twice a year since I moved in. I didn't have my septic tank pumped out for 17 years. When they pumped out my septic tank, they told me it was one of the cleanest septic tanks they had ever seen. They couldn't believe that I had never had my septic tank pumped out. The guy told me, "Whatever You're Doing, Keep Doing It." I just put more Roebic K-37 in my septic system today. Good for another 6 months. I will probably have it pumped out in another ten years or so.

[@stevebeasley5181]

Your insane

[@Dwendele]

@@stevebeasley5181 you're misinformed.

[@violeteyes5255]

@stevebeasley5181 You're, not, Your.

[@danlorett2184]

Pro-tip: Get some peppermint oil (they sell it in little spray bottles even) and spray it on the inside of your facemask or bandana when you do something like this. Peppermint oil kinda overwhelms your sense of smell so it blocks out even really bad smells pretty effectively. My buddy who works for a business that does biological waste cleanup (yeah... including corpses and whatnot) keeps a couple bottles in his truck specifically for this reason.

[@deidjera]

Heard they also keep those in hospitals where abscesses and other overly infectious wounds are treated.

[@birdman217]

Plague doctor mask

[@danlorett2184]

@MotoRider125 Those respirators are $40, not counting the filter refills. You can get a thing of peppermint oil for maybe $4/ Yeah if you're dealing with chemicals or dangerous particulate then sure, get a respirator. But if you don't HAVE to wear a respirator you don't want to, especially while doing any manual labor. Breathing thru a respirator while doing manual labor SUCKS.

[@arvurebantra7639]

STORY TIME: One night, coming home from work, the entrance ramp to the freeway was covered in some weird slick, and there was a large busted open barrel on the side. Turns out it was peppermint oil. I went to McDonalds on my way home AND THEY COULD SMELL IT INSIDE. I'm not lying, the scent stayed on my car for at least 3 months, even after washes!

[@monog870]

Bro that man didnt even wear gloves and was wiping his hand in the grass,you think he'll wear a mask?

[@mattbachardy4513]

Septic tank cleaning guy: "Smells like Money!" "Its a great job.... new shit every day."

[@IAM90SBABY]

@Sloppy Turtle he'll beat the crap outta you

[@Tecolote41]

@@IAM90SBABY what a *shit* joke 😉

[@loudcamaro79.]

Sounds like a shitty situation here 🤣

[@NaturalVibezz]

oh shit 😂😂

[@buckfoi5099]

Pls fuckin stop My tummys hurt

[@dillonnichols6241]

The Ad before this was for Taco Bells Nacho party box.

[@JB-tj8zx]

Mine was this bullshit "fair tax" ad for illinois lmao

[@dillonnichols6241]

@@JB-tj8zx ah man. Next time! Its just the game of commercial roulette!!

[@wortwortwort1105]

Dear lord, no

[@carlsaganlives6086]

Yes, the two are related.

[@dadefope80]

Ad's? What ad's? I don't see any: Ad Block Ultimate

[@alecstrickland7182]

Me: I should probably go to bed KZbin: Watch this video of a guy emptying his septic tank Me: ok

[@odddellarobbia4]

Same

[@cmorton453]

Same

[@kramergamesandstuff3433]

Lmao tommrow i have school and its 12 am lol

[@06Kabal]

@Patriots Nation I’m glad someone told him. 😂😂😂

[@alecstrickland7182]

@Patriots Nation 4 life thank you, this changes everything

[@felix3436]

2 hours into my bedtime binge and I'm like, "well... I don't have a septic tank but what DON'T I wanna see?"

[@bezvezenetko]

I am lying in my bed almost sleeping but yeah .. i have to check out this shit

[@jstredlicious3869]

‘Bedtime binge’ brilliant!

[@thelmadunn7598]

Lmao

[@Night-zn4ew]

It was midnight when I saw this and I live in Britain, there are no septic tanks here.

[@cameonashipleftonaplane698]

Right they sure know how to get us to watch just by telling us we don't want to watch it and gets us to click immediately. 🤦🏿‍♂️😷☣️☢️💩💩💩💩

[@Metal-Spark]

I can't be the only one who was expecting a poop monster

[@doc2517]

Mr. Hanky

[@bobisdead6555]

Poop dealer!

[@charlesevans8225]

Kind of like the movie "monsters"

[@KodakYarr]

I was kinda expecting skeletal remains from an animal or something.

[@bumble_24bee34]

I was expecting a gator

[@captainobvious9188]

My parents built the house I grew up in, and it has a septic system, but they took great care to do everything right. It’s never been opened in 40 years and is still running great. They had it built 150% larger than they thought they would ever need, with two tanks, with extra slope between the tanks and drain field. Only human waste and toilet paper were allowed. We didn’t have a garbage disposal in the kitchen sink because they wanted zero foods down the drain.

[@trevorcorey8008]

Never been opened in 40 years and do everything right shouldn’t be used in the same sentence

[@niceshot4563]

Wait like 5-10 more years and you'll be in for a real suprise. Septic fields don't last forever.

[@goodcitizen3780]

@@trevorcorey8008 OP is right though. Septic system shouldn't have to be opened up and pumped. If you have to open it or pump it, something went wrong. It's the chemicals and mainly grease that kills a tank but of course people might be flushing things that create a blockage. If you run a system right it never needs to be opened, especially an oversized tank. I've been installing, maintaining and pumping septic systems since the 90's. Run em right and there'll never be a buildup of anything you don't want.

[@trevorcorey8008]

@@goodcitizen3780 well u should get a new job if u still think that, keep spreading miss information to your clients and keep making your job harder “grease kills the tank” no it just solidified and clogs peoples main lines; traps, drain field etc I’ve never seen a house tank that dead because of grease,, believe it or not I use to say the same thing about not having to pump it… back when I was 12

[@goodcitizen3780]

@@trevorcorey8008 Too much grease kills a tank in the same way it kills a cow's stomach. If you can't understand that you can't be helped. You have to learn to accept knowledge, not just stick to whatever pitch some salesman told you. I can't imagine how my job is made harder by teaching clients to run their system properly. You don't actually mean harder though, you mean that I won't be stealing so much money from people who don't need the work done. Decades on decades of servicing homes, hotels, hospitals, restaurants, bowling alleys and just about any kind of business or dwelling you can name says you need more experience. You have 2 eyes, two ears and 1 mouth. It's nature's way of telling you to watch and listen more and talk less. Learn from people with experience. Better to keep quiet and let people think you're a fool than to speak up and prove it to them. I've seen tanks killed by grease and oil, plants and chemicals, flood waters, plastics and papers solvents and cements, you name it. I've seen tanks that haven't been serviced in 40 plus years that are working like 5 year old tanks. I've seen 5 year old tanks that don't work better than a bucket. I've seen tanks made of barrels and drums that haven't been serviced for 15 plus years that don't need to be serviced. If you run it right it's balanced and you don't need to do a thing to it... Unless you want to lie and steal from your clients. They'll believe you. Most will never find you out. But you'll know. If you're okay with that, so be it.

[@Iono123]

When I was 12 I walked on top of the lid of a septic tank, and it turns out it wasn’t on right so it flipped as I stepped on it and my leg fell down in the hole. I managed to catch myself, but to this day it absolutely terrifies me that I almost drowned in poop.

[@stefanchandra1237]

wow man that's terrible

[@verticalflyingb737]

I don't care if this is a real story or not but you cannot deny dying in shit is the worst way to die.

[@Guy628]

That's some shit

[@monokuma1798]

Funny enough, I Actually fell into it when I was 12, I was Disturbed horribly (And still am, I'm now 41)

[@clara4738]

if you like, fell into it, you're going to die due to parasites and some shit lmfao

[@frontxxrunner]

Seeing is fine. It's the smelling part I don't want to be involved in.

[@DZXDachande]

I did it for work as temporary cover and honestly, it's not that bad. Going into a bathroom right after someone has taken a dump usually smells a LOT worse than an open septic tank. You're outside in the open air, so what little smell there is dissipates quickly. The only thing you need to fear is the pipes disconnecting during pumping, because if the tanker is only sucking in air then it loses its vacuum and the contents of that tank pour straight back out of the break in the pipe, all over the customers property. Oh, and don't stand close to the edge if it's an old brick tank. Sometimes the weight of the water is the only thing stopping the walls from collapsing, so when you start draining the tank, the whole thing collapses and drops you straight in the middle. I've only heard of it happening to one person, but it was real nightmare fuel!

[@sleepy5975]

James Dowse I-interesting

[@ange1playzgamez]

@ James Dowse me and a few friends spent our weekend pumping out my septic tank and boy does it smell like a sewer in the summer also yeah I had a old septic tank in my front yard from a old house and it gave way while I was cutting my grass so imagine a 400-600 pound garden tractor getting stuck in one boy that sucks

[@DZXDachande]

@@ange1playzgamez , ooof... Yeah, that's a horror story right there! I was working through late autumn, early winter, so I guess I got lucky on the smell side of things. Having been to a 5 day music festival with +35°C temperatures, I guess I'd already seen and smelled things far worse. When you have opened a cubical door and witnessed a literal mountain of poo rising above the seat that could only have been created by a succession of people standing on said seat and just pilling it on, there's not much left that can gross you out.

[@teachandfunnstuff3127]

Is septic tank the same thing as a sewage pipe?

[@monke7754]

Me: *has a phobia of large inclosed spaces with poop in them* KZbin algorithm:

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

That's an oddly specific phobia, anyway I'm pretty sure any remotely sane person wouldn't want anything to do with 'large enclosed spaces with poop'

[@kanexoxo]

@@fAKSDFKamsdf I mean some people love eating poop and being covered in it so aye the more you know

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

@@kanexoxo and you'd consider those people remotely sane?

[@kanexoxo]

@@fAKSDFKamsdf I mean it's not hurting anyone, so it's not like they're bad people. They can't help their fetishes. I would consider them sane as long as they don't involve people that don't wanna be involved.

[@Marizyth]

@@kanexoxo yeah no that's no fetish that's a geneva convention violation

[@shariholmes4938]

It's even worse to see the person who's tank that was getting ripped off but the guy pumping the tank out. That tank was at perfect operating level. Keep up the good work fella.

[@brentonwang6771]

This is the sequel to “Dropped into a turbine engine”

[@luisescobedoom2053]

Yes

[@heyheyyouyouidontlike]

Literally just watched that one

[@perryrbx]

I thought I’d see this comment

[@BobTheBuilder294]

The algorithm unites us

[@mayhemmcfly4229]

It's actually my "Up next"

[@riipjosh]

Me: "I wonder what gameplay I wanna see today" KZbin: "wanna see a septic tank video?"

[@lil_revive115]

I was also on the hunt for a gaming video to watch when I came across this literal shit 😂

[@mommylefttogetmilk]

TAS: Septic Tank Cleaning any%

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

Been watching My summer car gameplay I see

[@gauravprakashsingh7457]

Yeah why not!!!😂😂😂

[@danieldalajewotblitz3754]

My summer car in real life

[@LawnFlamingoPoop]

"It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it"

[@theweedeater1842]

as they say, dirty deeds done dirt cheap

[@sillysquire9738]

@@theweedeater1842 Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price

[@Jeff-rm9vw]

@@theweedeater1842 man i love that song... And AC/DC is back in 2020 lets fucking GOOO

[@wandersonvitor3054]

@@sillysquire9738 Is this a fucking jojo reference?!

[@sillysquire9738]

@@wandersonvitor3054 ...mayhaps

[@ZEUSs_Paw]

I remember having to deal with this not long after our family bought the place. We ended up having to destroy the beautiful yard and plants because it was so bad, the entire septic system and the drain field had to be redone from scratch. And it stunk, really stunk. The people before had flushed all kinds of weird sh*t down the toilets, probably their kids. What a mess.

[@rainbowafrica3897]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@asquishyjellyfish5431]

"Slip into another dimension with a septic tank in LEGO city!"

[@plokijum]

Man has fallen in to a tank in lego city

[@MrBLARG85]

HEY! A man has fallen into the septic tank in LEGO City!

[@theunfunny421]

@@MrBLARG85 start the new somekind of black hole machine

[@Metatron-x0]

My Summer Car gang represent "Young male dies by falling in a septic tank"

[@botyaay1233]

voi satana

[@lixd3054]

What a horrible way 2 die

[@warhawk638]

I was looking for you guys. vittu

[@Piggy991]

oh..thats why that is in recommended

[@darrengooding8785]

"we take no pleasure in this"

[@mandovapehater6988]

Thats a crappy job. I'm here all night. Thank you folks.

[@jbird1173]

Smells like money to me. I'm a septic contractor

[@mandovapehater6988]

@@jbird1173 just joking man. No offense intended.I used to do a little plumbing. Had a tank to pump one time. The concrete lid busted as the backhoe was lifting it and I got soaked in, uh, "stuff". So ive been there.

[@michaelwarren2391]

I want to be the guy at the bottom of the tank - I wont take s**t from anyone.

[@joaquinsolis7071]

I see a Vegas residency in your future

[@jbird1173]

@@mandovapehater6988 none taken man. That's just my standard reply to crappy job jokes. I've been on top of a few tanks that have collapsed. I got dirty, but my immune system is stout. And I make a pretty decent living so its worth it.

[@NorthernChev]

Man, we must have gotten super lucky then. In 35 years we only pumped our septic twice and when we sold the house the inspectors told us the system was in perfect condition.

[@NateIsgreat38]

That’s disgusting, I’m never gonna drink anything out of my septic tank again... Ok, I lied guys, I’m sorry... I’m still drinking this yummy substance as a slushy with one of the people in the replies of this comment... :(

[@Bowtie4me]

lol thats not how it works. 😂

[@spidergoblin.]

I always drink water from my septic tank this whole time. After seeing this, I still drink it

[@Judethedude]

@@Bowtie4me R/whoosh r/yesiusereddit R/pleaseshutup

[@elijahtownsend2393]

Again?

[@friendlyneighborhoodoffend9232]

@@Judethedude r/iwatchcp

[@Wolfillogamer]

Me: Is bored KZbin: Wanna watch septic tanks? Me: Don't mind if I do

[@Trunch1312]

Me:Checks phone in the middle of the night KZbin: Yo wanna see actual shit

[@I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity]

pretty much lol

[@lorelei7661]

Thats what happened with me lol

[@Baelor-Breakspear]

Oh boy will there be sludge in the second tank? I can hardly contain myself!!

[@famousj6]

Bro I've had a ridiculous week. Super stressful. I'm eating corn pops for dinner, for God's sake. Your comment made me laugh so hard. Thank you.

[@silureswarrior6045]

LMFAO

[@chillyconmor]

lol dude

[@armandhammer9617]

0:47 speaking of corn 🌽 😆

[@Baelor-Breakspear]

@@famousj6 no problem buddy. Just seen your reply I was happy to help.

[@bongscott3738]

Um is there anything that you DO want to see in a septic tank? I can't imagine opening one and saying "oh I love see the inside of a septic tank except for this..."

[@V1_Ultrakrill]

Septic tank? *More like forbidden swimming pool*

[@planatano_]

*swimming pool

[@killerghost136]

@@planatano_ i don't understand did you get it wrong to???

[@Liitaro]

@@planatano_ *indoor swimming pool

[@hhyperbaIIad]

r/ cursedcomments (yes i use reddit shut up)

[@Limeflavoredtakis]

Every time he points the camera down there i just think of how scary it would be to fall in

[@shitbox7853]

Me: **just took a shit seconds ago* Yt recommendations: "coincidence? I think not"

[@colek988]

I was shitting as I watched this

[@fartingpotatowithpoop631]

I was eating shit while watching this

[@Mensch236]

@@fartingpotatowithpoop631 wait, what?

[@DarkAssassin2259]

Better yet, we just got our septic tank cleaned out the other day because it was backing up into our bathtub and toilet. Landlord hadn't cleaned it out in a few years I suspect. Lol

[@shitbox7853]

@@fartingpotatowithpoop631 *hold up*

[@thestoicwhinger]

Guy: "Now what you don't want is sludge in your second tank" Me: "Yes, interesting"

[@TRguy64]

Just had ours done after about five years, have been using one of those activator products and it kept the holding tank remarkably free of crust. That crust had been thick and hard prior to treatment, though in about a months time open water could be seen! Fella said there was only about 6 inches of sludge at the bottom of the solids holding tank and about two or so on the flow over side, probably better even if none had made its way over, though he did say it was all in very good order!

[@cyanlegacy8291]

Nobody: Him: 🆂 🅻 🆄 🅳 🅶 🅴

[@bladehunter1097]

Well what else do you even call it?

[@Simon-xi7lb]

huh, a pony. how rare

[@bobgagit7981]

@@bladehunter1097 shit

[@chrismofer]

thaaats some s l u d g e down therre

[@shawnh9677]

@@bladehunter1097 shit, dooky, pooky, turds, doodoo, booboo,

[@DaRkLoRdX97]

Was expecting an alligator or something. Disappointed.

[@Randomnechannel]

Indeed

[@K.Grim01]

I was fully expecting a body.

[@richardwalsh8480]

That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@acow1385]

Bruh an alligator wouldn’t survive in shit like that.

[@FuriouzJeth]

@@acow1385 literally shit...

[@macksrailroadinglife8699]

The scariest thing that could happen is accidentally falling in...

[@zenithjordan2816]

dont even remind me🤮🤮

[@franka.merola1001]

That almost happened when they came out to suck my septic tank. The lid was heavy enough to throw someone off balance.

[@amh75ify]

Unfortunately I know of a young man here in northwest Ohio that met that fate. He died ugh. So sad.

[@alcopower5710]

amh75ify ......that’s horrible.

[@amh75ify]

Alco Power he was just 20 I believe. He had a twin brother too. I worked with his mother when she was pregnant with the boys . So sad 😞

[@detroitbob58]

Thanks, learned something new, even at 73 years old! I even had a septic system house 30 years ago. Never had it pumped in the four years I lived there.

[@errorinn8834]

I was hoping they were gonna suck up a human skull and be like: " whoops... now that is not what you wanna find in your septic tank... especially in tank # 2 "

[@hdunter4500]

😂

[@mayhemmcfly4229]

"It's fine if it's in tank 1"

[@peasantsarerevolting9343]

Ya, I thought they finally found jimmy haffa's body.

[@jaybudz1620]

Hoffa*

[@ldrider82]

No gloves. Hardcore...

[@sboloshis1188]

Heads Mess worth every second.

[@mr.raslyon6626]

@Heads Mess i did that too. Those old guys are made of iron at work, but have all kinds of health problems after clocking out.

[@mr.raslyon6626]

Hardcore stupid. I used gloves, facemask and googles when I did this kind of work. Dont wanna mess with biohazard stuff.

[@deerhunter7482]

Just like changing a diaper while eating a sandwich and eating Doritos !

[@abc123lov7]

For real.

[@brandonchun9242]

The way this dude explains and says tank feels like alternate dimension cable plumbus from rick and morty

[@Alonsoman4000]

Holy shit for real The whole video I was thinking of the brothers lol

[@MisterHeroman]

literally who and what

[@patrickpowell2236]

I thought the Eyehole man would jump out and beat them up for eatin' his Eyeholes.

[@PapiLyc]

Same vibes man lil kitchen

[@bruno-sorocaba]

Warning! Listening to the guy explaining while you step next to the tank entrance, it can make you fall in accidentally!

[@yasualmasih9058]

The septic service man in the video handled this cleaning process like a boss. Respect!

[@carolsipala1639]

Are you serious ? He is not wearing gloves ! Remember to shake his hand when he leaves your house. That is so gross !

[@yasminout]

First time in my life I've asked myself "why u watching this". Respect for the people doing this job.

[@shadowninja958]

Respect for the people doing any hard job no one else wants to do. I take appreciation in even convenience store clerks because they provide a service that I do not want to.

[@swskitso]

This is a bad job but when repairs are needed sometimes someone has to get in there.

[@swskitso]

@Luke Morgan lol Easy money for pumpers, not so easy for anyone who has to climb inside. Barely making over minimum wage where im from.

[@Thomashorsman]

Why am I watching this my house is connected to a public sewer

[@TheAbsoluteZxero]

To see how the other side lives

[@feero9680]

my septic tank is connected to the neighbor's yard

[@g59soujia21]

@@feero9680 💀💀

[@illusionking7]

@@feero9680 lol

[@foxxy46213]

@@feero9680 mine is my nxtdoors yard hshaha

[@jackjurphy5020]

Why TF is this guy not wearing gloves when he’s touching the hose?

[@jbloun911]

he immediately ate a sandwich afterwards

[@Brind-amour]

@@jbloun911 Hahaha! 😂

[@BlaqZ]

building up antibodies before covid

[@gumelini1]

It's only digested food.

[@goodnight63]

He licked his hands clean, don’t worry

[@Sad_PaperBag]

I don't even have a septic tank, I just like listening to him talk

[@U2WB]

Before our town installed sewers everyone had septic tanks, so they were still buried underground and just covered. When I had some construction done many years later the contractor went to install a concrete footing and discovered the tank was in the way. But he also made another discovery: Instead of a steel cover as is shown here, the builders of the home had simply covered the tank with a square of half-inch plywood. He slid it aside and there was a gaping hole, 3 feet wide by 6 feet deep. When I think about all those times I mowed the lawn and all that stood between me and a concrete grave was a piece of rotting plywood..... 😳

[@maximumhardcore4362]

That’s not a steel cover, that’s cement

[@alexp362]

That is super sketchy! Yikes!

[@dumdum7786]

You probably wouldnt have died if you fell in there, but that wouldnt be a very good day

[@MarkMclaughlin-qm8kq]

back in 60s 70s they used plywood to cover septic tanks

[@darkstar6923]

U2WB talk about a potential shitty situation

[@movinsmooth9248]

"It's hard work but someones gotta do it" *wipes shit off lip*

[@manilovetherogue]

Why would anyone write anything like this?

[@charliepearce8767]

Ahahah..still a bit on yar chin !!

[@movinsmooth9248]

@@manilovetherogue lol it's a little out of context, just read the title again you'll get it.

[@-criedjupiter-8464]

@@manilovetherogue 😂

[@professordoctordoctor7262]

Mmmm, milkshake.

[@legospacememe8468]

Title: what you don't want to see 1.9 million people: I want to see it.

[@michaelparsons2290]

😆

[@MrMustangMan]

2.7 million.!!!!!!!!!

[@TrianglePants]

thanks Captain Obvious

[@ivanrubio4568]

The smell is travelling through wifi..

[@kermitsewerslide3316]

Go take a shower wtf

[@JKjoKErz]

@@kermitsewerslide3316 😂😂😂

[@revisedcandy4295]

bro u shit ur self XD

[@stefanchandra1237]

Bro it's you not cleaning your socks

[@steampunkastronaut7081]

If you smell something from the way there i think there may be certain hygiene issues.

[@jewels3596]

Unfortunately, we spent last Friday night in the rain digging up our septic tank lid. Had to temporarily clear a blockage that came out of nowhere. Luckily, a septic company was able to come out on Saturday to pump it. We won't wait so long next time. By the way, we expected it to cost $400+ because they came out on a weekend/same day but they only charged $250. (Helped that we already had the lid dug up) So my husband gave the two guys a $50 tip each. We were EXTREMELY happy with their service. 😊😊😊

[@bigdapramirez6157]

That was me sorry. I had Taco Bell for lunch

[@ChristopherTradeshow]

since you have a septic system, make sure you're not using draino or chemical drain uncloggers because it can ruin the bacterial in the tanks that break down the sewage

[@jimmyharris5566]

I grew up with a septic tank in my front yard, and I can smell this through my monitor.

[@lovelyb6140]

Mine was on the far left side of the 🏠!!! Always problems there

[@EvanMerkes1]

@Allstahr allstahr Exactly it shouldn't smell.

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

I once went to a third world country on vacation and Inna military base below the sidewalk the smell was unbearable, the worst smell ever, it was a sceptic tank

[@swskitso]

Always pump every year, two at most depending on family size. Most people are not educated and believe the septic needs no maintenance as long as it keeps flushing, in some cases the previous homeowners or realtor tells them septic is 100% and should last decades.

[@OutdoorsWithChad]

@@swskitso I've heard you don't actually want to pump too often (every year is too often), because every time you pump you remove all the bacteria that are decomposing the waste. So too often doesn't give them a chance to flourish.

[@nauticalnovice9244]

That liquid and sludge is excellent for the soil and plants! I've tried it and it improved the soil and made the trees grow a lot quicker!

[@kklitzke1]

Please tell me you're not pulling liquid from the septic tank and watering your plants with it

[@nauticalnovice9244]

@@kklitzke1 I did it a few times like 2 years ago.

[@anahir2930]

I saw a septic truck company in my town that had printed at the side of their trucks:" We pump what our competition talks" 🤣🤣

[@shrodingerschat2258]

I saw one that said, "Smells like money to me."

[@nicolasa.3192]

"Now pumping out your septic system is _never_ a pleasant job." Me: "Haha, that's why I pay somebody else to do it dummy."

[@RetroIsaac]

The pikachu profile pic really sells this.

[@CrazyChicken_]

So did they, they were just saying it sucks to do it.

[@lhart9938]

youtube: wanna see 2000 gallons of crap being sucked up? *1.4M* *people:* *SURE*

[@leeminhoe8037]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/raXFlJSNo96VsNU

[@bassedd7620]

978,837

[@ShadowKirbz]

NOW THIS IS SHITPOSTING

[@kroe5234]

About a mil now

[@WadcaWymiaru]

I was curious because i have one...ut is is called "cesspool".

[@thequadzillaking]

We have a 100+ yr old farmhouse in Northern Michigan. We found the septic tank and had it evacuated. Somewhere down there was my great grandparents Corn and peanuts and stuff!! Joking aside. I have great respect for those who commit themselves to this task.

[@BongoKyle]

Nobody: The weird scat fetish kid: *"CANNONBALL!!"*

[@BeansAndWeens]

now THAT'S what i call some gourmet shit absolutely delicious my compliments to the chef if i do say.

[@koisj8310]

@@BeansAndWeens WHY WHYYY

[@leek.3671]

@@BeansAndWeens fuck man that actually made me feel sick reading that

[@tripaloski_6971]

@@BeansAndWeens I would like some pebble poop with a side of digested corn please

[@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179]

@@BeansAndWeens bitch stop 🤮

[@perrybrown4985]

As a kid, our school had a septic system. Periodically, the pump would fail and sewage would spill out all over the playground. We kids would play "boats" in it and so forth. The teachers would yell "don't play in that" These days, the school would be closed and there would be a public enquiry. (We all came through unharmed - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger...)

[@handsomesquidward5160]

What year was this? Yall were built different. Public enquiry is an understatement that school would be put under the jail in today's time.

[@Anudorini-Talah]

tasty

[@perrybrown4985]

@@handsomesquidward5160 in the 60's. (In Australia) Ah, the good old days... when we were allowed to play with fireworks and roam free. I would periodically come home when I was injured and had to go to A&E. Once with a broken leg and twice for stitches... My friend and I also invented a cool game we would play in the backyard, where we would flick lumps of dogshit at each other with a stick - and the other would hit it with a tennis racquet... You scored by the number of neighbours away you could send it... (And if it went back on your mate, he would probably chase you and try to shove it in your mouth) Good grief, what a childhood!

[@alanross3435]

Dominique Govinden , if that happened today, the hazmat crew come all suited up to clean that shit up!

[@Genius_at_Work]

@@perrybrown4985 Why do such Stories remind me of that "30 Years Electricty in Australia" Mail Stamp from the Simpsons?

[@maskedbandit9990]

I pump my septic tank out the old fashioned way, a straw and the power of your lungs. Nothing like the satisfaction of fixing something yourself

[@ShecTheG0D]

BRO LMAOOOOOO

[@Damian.99]

@sporky leans he’ll need more then a mint.

[@Only_kelpy]

Ewwww

[@walterrier]

Bro that's actually disgusting since I usually put it in a bucket and drink it, but I do respect your way of doing it though

[@walterrier]

@sporky leans nothing like a good old sip of your septic tank early in the morning am i right?

[@tymz-r-achangin]

0:45 thats weird. Looks like steak seasoning sprinkled all over the top of it

[@goldenwolf8081]

It’s the worst seasoning this planet was ever seen lol

[@tymz-r-achangin]

@@goldenwolf8081 There's absolutely no way anyone can argue with that ;o)

[@TraceurDoc1]

Didn’t search thus, but watched the whole thing. I don’t know why, but I did.

[@deathless2554]

Same lol. Least I know a little about septic tanks now.

[@fffffffffffff5511]

What a true patriot

[@ryanramirez6279]

I knew it's a crappy job, but really respectable and has lots of money

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

Same goes for me.

[@channel_no_longer_active]

Why you getting rid of your supply of fudge?

[@axeloth]

That profile pic describes how i feel about u

[@turinmormegil7715]

You here too? Roswaal hasnr been treating you well It seems

[@Kiprp]

50 years ago or 5 days ago, choose one.

[@miclonolds6394]

Such a waste of perfectly good fudge

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Whats wrong with you? Thats not fudge...... its chocolate pudding

[@michal_king478]

youtube is such a magical place. There was never a time where ppl would learn so much stuff they dont need xd I know how to suck up septic tank, cut parmigiano reggiano professionally, prepare burger king burgers, make a wooden barrell, change a horses shoes etc xd

[@capt.sparky854]

How to 3d print a hypercar History of the furry fandom When a crab gets sucked into a pipe How someone made an electric drift Camaro How to make fries from scratch How to start up a U-Boat Yeah, KZbin has some really interesting useless facts.

[@lucaslucas191202]

The craziest part is that I actually recognize those videos

[@michal_king478]

@@lucaslucas191202 lmao

[@lilypads3033]

How to bathe your stone How to breathe How to lift up a red chair How to donwload (tons of shits) And a lot of other stuff

[@ailexx3377]

"There was never a time where ppl would learn so much stuff they don't need" Clearly, you have never been to school

[@josephdavidson323]

45 year plumber here. People talking about the smell LOLing a septic tank is childs play open a grease trap ,you'll need a barf bag if you think septic is bad. Id rather be inside a pumped out septic tank than open a grease trap. IYKYK

[@stanpatterson5033]

Growing up, we moved into a new house when I was 8. My Dad decided that every 5 years, the tank would be pumped. The guy he chose the first time, after both sides were pumped and seriously rinsed, lowered a ladder and went down inside the tank. He inspected the baffles, found that both the inlet pipe from the house, and the outlet to the weeper fingers, in both cases, were slam up against the baffle. He got a hacksaw and trimmed both pipes back about 3 inches. My Dad decided that this guy was the only one he needed to call when the tank needed pumping. Parents moved out of that house after almost 40 years, never had an issue in all that time. Bless you Joe, wherever you are. As for grease traps, I worked in a restaurant. We had a grease trap, but thankfully, most of my shifts were after school, night, or weekend. The company that cleaned or serviced our grease trap only came during the days. However, I also had a p/t job pumping fuel (when most gas stations were full serve), and once in a while, the bone truck would come in. The bone truck was a retired garbage truck that would go around to farms to remove deadstock. It used the winch on the back to lift the dead animals up into the rear hopper, then used the mechanism to move the carcass from the hopper to the compacting area. When the bone truck came in for diesel, it always had zero carcasses on board, but the smell was right into the steel. And thousands of flies following it. That is the worst thing I have ever smelled. Worse by far than a regular garbage truck, and worse by far than a septic tank pumper truck.

[@MacDaddyC7Z06]

Fun fact. I work for a septic company. For this system it is a "conventional" system. He only has one tank not two. His tank is called a septic tank that is fed by gravity to his drain field. If you have two tanks the second tank is called the pump tank. It will in turn have a pump in it and will have the access riser above grade. In his tank he has 2 compartments. They are divided by a wall called the baffle wall. It is a solid wall a little over halfway in the tank with a 4 in slit in the middle. That allows the solids and sludge to stay in the first compartment. Only water goes into the second compartment then through his outlet T and into his drain field. If he has a filter his access riser would need to be accessible from grade. Depending on county that is a minimum of 3 in. Also when pumping the tank you ALWAYS stir the sludge into the water to make a milk shake then pump. If you just pump the water it will be a pain in the butt to suck the sludge out. You know when to pump the tank because of a routine maintenance called a sludge test. It's a tube that you stick in the tank and see the levels of sludge and scum. If they meet over 40% of total water depth then the tank needs pumping. Generally 3 to 5 years on a household of 4.

[@arminius301]

our tank had a thick crud blanket on the top and very little sludge on the bottom of the tank, is that a good thing?

[@nwrick125]

The crust is what you want in a septic tank not all of it being a sludge in the bottom. If it is all sludge in the bottom this is what we call a dead tank. The bacteria is not alive or active. A healthy tank will attach everything on top the floating crust. This tanks ia 2 compartment tank. If it was a pressurized system it would be either a 3 compartment tank or one 2 compartment tank and a second one chambered tank with a pump and floats to pump it to a drain field.

[@marqc9829]

Cool

[@jonasamdroid2356]

Thank you poop man. I will never Use this knowledge but i will never forget it. The curse of knowledge

[@rla1000]

You had me until milk shake.

[@bellaaaxx9323]

Hello,this is *YOUR* daily dose of internet.

[@Brind-amour]

Hahaha!! 😄

[@bservercorp6526]

More like my LAST dose of internet

[@mazzitm3175]

Shitternet*

[@Tamuily]

You shouldn't worry if there's slug in your first dose. But if it's inside your second...

[@magnum8264]

A septic truck in my area,has painted on back,"No tailgating or I'll flush!"

[@leedanielson7452]

I saw one that said “were number one in the number two business”

[@magnum8264]

@@leedanielson7452 Ye, Old Honey Wagon!I also remember as a child!

[@timyanke9559]

@@magnum8264 I have seen" your wife might not take your shit, but we will"

[@Spazilton1]

I saw one painted like a yellow school bus with little turd children in the windows. It was the “Stool Bus”

[@johnmaxx4818]

Most tanks in Florida have 1 tank 1 compartment ,25yrs old or less have two compartment . there's a divider in the tank making it two compartment however if you have a filter in the 1st tank or in a single tank It will protect your drainfield

[@voltzy2156]

You would literally need 3 more feet of sludge for it to even have the chance to get into your drainfield. Also, those are the same tanks, just a baffled wall separating the two sides. You want your solids to turn into sludge, like it did in this tank. Most drainfield failures are caused by not having enough bacteria in the tank to break the solids down. Which causes the solids to float and leaves the opportunity for it to leave through the outlet pipe, clogging the drainfield.

[@phillipvansickle4220]

My system only has one tank and baffles. I have the tank pumped every three years. Seems to work great. Also, never drive over a leech field, that can eventually ruin the pipes.

[@swskitso]

Dont matter if solids float, they wont make it out as long as your outlet baffle is intact. Water softeners dump a lot of salt into the system and it breaks down the concrete often leading to baffle failure. Anyone who has a water softener installed should have its drain bypass the septic, it must be a dedicated drain for only the softener to pass code.

[@juicyjuice1293]

Oak tree roots clogged my pipes

[@nothanks1627]

Ok buddy, now your just talking shit🤣

[@pumpdump4476]

NOT ALWAYS! the distance between the two access lids tells me that system has a primary AND a secondary digestion tanks, that and the effluent level in second tank did not go down when first tank was pumped down! Had that been one of the newer poly tanks you would have been correct.

[@curtiswilliamsmusicofficial]

What you don’t want to see: This dude not wearing gloves while handling someone’s waste! 💩💩💩

[@michaelryan2520]

This guy is probably immune to everything including COVID from handling this all the time.

[@orbs1062]

Eeeeeewwwwwww!

[@anthonydesroches8897]

Then seeing him later making your food at mcdonalds

[@Mr.Chirinos]

Thank you!!! i was just about to Point that out 💩💩💩

[@Calico5string1962]

NEVER... shake hands with a septic pumper!

[@jeanbelmont3741]

Title: what you DON'T want to see 2.7k people: nah, show me

[@evanjoseph9605]

768k*

[@mikellobabilozach3482]

846k*

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

850k*

[@dirkjneefs]

885k*

[@Kurayamiblack]

900k* Goddamn this is climbing quick! The original post was a week ago and the first reply to it was just 1 day ago. Geze, the KZbin algorithm REALLY gets results lol! This video is 2 years old and then suddenly went from 2.7k to 900k in a week! EDIT: It actually went up to 901k in the time it took me to write this 😅

[@johnplaid648]

I removed and replaced the 4" sewer line around my house by my own little self!. Ever swing a pick and dig with a shovel until your fingers won't peel away from the handles? A long while back some guy started a septic tank business and was the only go to on a small island and he made millions.

[@mrangry8065]

Imagine pulling the lid off and you slip into it. Shoot me as soon as that happens.

[@mrangry8065]

@Justin Gatlin cursed comment

[@walterrier]

I'd be drowning with my puke as well lol

[@Land07]

@@walterrier "lol"

[@tettertotter3667]

You sound like the guy from the motel 6 commercials from back in the day. We'll leave the light on.. excellent voice very soothing!!!

[@ricks.1318]

*Yah ... He DOES sound like THAT GUY !!*

[@pompeii7839]

it's one of those titles where I know I don't want to see but curiosity has me in a vice

[@amadeuscardenas4623]

Hi lady

[@tidoo3123]

@@amadeuscardenas4623 oof

[@jmcguire5151]

Oh the stories I have from pumping septic tanks over the years. The best was I went to a house with a family of 4, dad, mom, 15 yr old daughter and 7 yr old son. Got to the house and the own had the tank uncovered. So as I was pumping the own and his wife were standing over the tank watching me pump. As a septic tank cleaner there are things you notice in tanks that make you laugh but you never say anything in front of customers so not to embarrass them. Well as we are there the wife says what are all those ballons doing in the tank. As I was bent over the tank running the suction hose I just smirked, and as I looked up at them I was doing my damnedest trying not to laugh. I looked at the husband and he had this piercing look in his eyes. I said they're not ballons, they're condoms. The husband then looked at his wife and she scowled back at him and said, don't look at me I'm fixed. His reply was no shit, you better have a talk with your daughter! The wife didn't say another word, just turned and b-lined it straight into the house.

[@desosmom1]

She could have been cheating though lol

[@fifthward1983]

we called them rainbow trout.

[@erincarr9411]

Septic or sewer why the hell would anyone think flushing a condom is a good idea.

[@LexMc0606]

That's got to be an experience to remember for years to come... Just seeing the "OH SHIT" look on her face before she marathons it into the house... I could not keep my composure in that situation 🤣🤣🤣

[@FredomHack]

sorry for the dark joke...with all the issues they have in america seriously those parents were upset that she was using condoms?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH...

[@b.5982]

We had a 6" solid grease cap that needed to be broken through to get the tank pumped. I'm thinking the previous owners ran lots of stuff out to the tank they weren't supposed to. The grease was blocking the drain field so we basically just had a big holding tank. I tried a massive dose of septic treatment enzymes for about 6 months. 3 month doses every week. All different brands (expensive) It actually broke down that huge amount of solid grease and opened up the drain field.

[@harryharry3193]

thats very interesting that it worked. what was the name of the enzymes?

[@jerryumfress9030]

Our daughter and her husband and kids have a farm in Decatur County Tennessee. Their house was built just a few years ago and they started having problems with their septic tank. When everything was said and done, they found a 2 liter coke bottle stuck in the inlet of the primary tank... it was left there by one of the workers when the house was being built.

[@BigWesLawns]

let me say it... IDIOTS!! There, your off the hook, and they got told! thankfully it was only that.

[@MollyHJohns]

What why did they left it there?!

[@pluhiss]

@@MollyHJohns probably as an offering to the septic tank gods... I did the same thing to my tank...

[@MollyHJohns]

@@pluhiss now that's just a shitty excuse dyt?

[@pluhiss]

@@MollyHJohns Sure is! I mean, it should've at least been a Pepsi bottle, not Coke...

[@the__________]

When I was younger I worked in landscaping, we had a customer with a flooded septic tank and we wouldn't mow or walk on the flooded area, they complained multiple times that we needed to mow it anyway because it was our job they said, I told the lady I didn't wanna get covered in shit water and she called my boss trying to get me fired, we dropped them as a customer and enformed other landscape companies about that customer in tips groups and almost all of them knew who she was... lol 😆 Eventually the city forced her to fix it and she went on the news saying that it had just happened and it was unfair for her to be treated that way, but in reality she had known about it for years and expected it to go away.

[@phapnui]

@Christopher Smith This gets in the ground water and doesn't just affect her. She should have been dipped head first in the tank to wake her up.

[@phapnui]

@Christopher Smith I use composting toilets. No water in, no water out. Vented above ridge line so no smell. After a year or so, clean out the tank of compost. Compost outside for 1 month and it's safe for the vegetable garden. I was inspired years ago for this method of sewage disposal by Sir Edmund Hillary. He returned to Mt Everest area to plant trees and install digesters for humans and their animals. Methane given off is collected and condensed then used for cooking and heating. For people who think nothing of making a mess of their plot of land, a little dip of the head in raw sewage tends to open their eyes.

[@phapnui]

@Christopher Smith You asked a stupid question and I gave you a good answer. Owning houses has nothing to do with this topic. The topic is septic systems. I am familiar with standard, sand mound and composting. Standard is best to dip heads in them to wake them up. I wonder who will be next?

[@Hazel-the-Amazon]

​@Christopher Smith So being cheap and lazy. Is the best interest of the home owner. When it doesn't help any one. You are aware many counties and city's can and will, Condemn properties with out a working sewer of some sort. Till they pay to fix it. You are a complete and udder selfish prick , and a asshole. This is coming from a guy who is also a selfish ass hole.

[@Hazel-the-Amazon]

@Christopher Smith How will I sleep? Knowing you reported me.

[@Lemarchelesa]

I appreciate you explaining this. Just had this done to a cesspool and was wondering about all this. The roter on the lid is a good idea.

[@gevsheka3926]

Don’t know why but I was expecting a gator inside .

[@ArtByKarenEHaley]

Yeah I was as well.

[@princeofvos]

Like in "wheres my water?"

[@zoske8121]

The Shitgator

[@TheGreenBean]

Falling in there would be $hitty way to go.

[@aaron-fauth]

Oof

[@bruhjustanothermalaysian8117]

Traumatize for life. Imagine getting PTSD by just seeing your shit.

[@ranibowspr1imkle]

Ha. Ha ha. Very funny.

[@whoami1449]

these actually produce gasses AND they are almost impossible to swim in soooo...

[@amspook]

@@whoami1449 Even more shitty situation to be in.