Nikki, Emmy and Matteo share their dating revelations: 0:11 Nikki talks about how her views on vegans have changed since she became one herself: 2:24 In “Dear You Up,” Nikki considers which factors make someone a good partner: 9:59 Off Air, Andrew Collin and Nikki find themselves at odds over someone she’s been messaging on a dating app: 18:14
@jasoncarrick54615 жыл бұрын
Nikki is trying to hard, plus her feet are jacked.
@tempsitch56325 жыл бұрын
Great input Matteo. Way to jump in with those golden nuggets.
@BuzzLiteBeer5 жыл бұрын
This just confirms all the toxic pick-up advice men get. If you want to get laid by younger women, you have to be distant, you have to play games, and you have to be selfish. Maturity and compassion are for older women; younger women are attracted to men they have to chase and who make them feel insecure. Nikki sin't wrong that finding the right person is largely luck and time spent, but her standards are unfortunately too high. I do feel bad for her in the sense that she will never meet this unicorn of a man (tall, handsome, successful, compassionate, and most importantly, into her and not someone younger and more attractive). Leagues do exist and she's only into guys out of her league. She's prioritizing external metrics and has debilitating perfectionism when it comes to picking a guy.
@leebishop75915 жыл бұрын
I feel like she has so many potential suitors that she keeps pushing guys away bc she wants this pegasus unicorn to fly down and wisk her away. Each guy is cool in there own right but she keeps holdin out for the ONE and its easy to play around and not take these guys seriously bc they dont meet her list. I grew out of this at 30/31.
@mushroom67075 жыл бұрын
Dam u wrote a whole thesis on her love life
@lindaclark59115 жыл бұрын
Sounds like she wouldnt go out with you? Settling doesnt work. Id rather be single for life than settle for an egomaniacal mr right now. I hope she finds her soul mate. 😍😍
@alenajackson83865 жыл бұрын
Lee Dragon I don’t think she meant that she wanted it on purpose, it starts out by her friend explaining that you have to find a breaking point to stop putting up with that behavior.
@BuzzLiteBeer5 жыл бұрын
@@lindaclark5911 There's a difference between being immature/expecting perfection and settling. Settling is being with someone out of fear of being alone; no one should ever feel like this. Being able to love people for their imperfections and choosing a few traits that align with your core values while letting go of the shallow shit is not settling.
@uwaisis5 жыл бұрын
Please upload longer videos so Off Air w/ Andrew Collin can be a 20 minute segment
@tbituner5 жыл бұрын
The Andrew part is the best part.
@Paul-yj4ml5 жыл бұрын
@@tbituner yeah the only reason why I watch this thing
@nocturnalferalguitarist5 жыл бұрын
Amen, I agree 💯% if it could be 200% , it would be, I love Off Air
@guyplacencio94545 жыл бұрын
Why does blotnick sound like she's crying the whole time
@flyingman091019845 жыл бұрын
I guess the side-cam doesn't help our brain understand what's happening when she's talking... Idk...
@z-rossi36725 жыл бұрын
Im not a psychologist, but it sounds like she's setting impossible ever changing standards as a barrier from meaningful relationships. Probably because she's scared it wont be that movie stereotypical 'the one.'
@nealduran30135 жыл бұрын
Found my girl friend, on badoo. 3.9 years later still kicking it. And a long distance relationship as I am a truck driver. Would not change it for the world. Also she has three kids. Sometimes you got to go with the flow.
@Remi-bt7tp5 жыл бұрын
Nikki you have to be open to dating civilians, and not just the comedian/celebrities you have stated that are the only ones you can really date. The pool is so much bigger and thus your lottery chances go way up. Good Luck !!
@susanv15965 жыл бұрын
Remi 118 True. She should avoid comedians- most of the ones she has interviewed talk as if they are so great, when they are average or less; just because drunk women at their shows come on to them.
@bryanw46375 жыл бұрын
13:53. “I work hard on my physical appearance, and I want to share it with someone.” There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be with someone that shares the same standards as you. Couples, or at least the best ones, compliment each other and make each other better. If you “settle” that’s not going to happen and there will just be issues down the road. Your standards shows intelligence, foresight, and strength, and when you find the right guy you won’t have to keep justifying yourself in the relationship. You’ll be truly happy.
@CrazedTacoEater8525 жыл бұрын
I thought my husband was very cheezy and corny with his love but i didnt push him away, i kind of fell in love with how tender and sweet he was even though i wasnt good at doing the same thing.
@brianburkart2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite podcasts/KZbin channels. Thank you Nikki! You're a national treasure.
@rebeccasalter24255 жыл бұрын
I was over 50 before I was able to feel attracted to someone who was nice to me. So glad that won’t happen to you, because you are working it out now.
@number1sun5 жыл бұрын
So Nikki wants a handsome tall rich successful guy with status and a rockin bod who is perfectly compatable with her? She's going to be single forever! lol
@-themercyseat5 жыл бұрын
Not to mention she doesnt look that great in this video imo
@rebekahmullins57035 жыл бұрын
Not to mention someone who’s not too close or too distant and has a foot long dong, that can be her shoulder while not being clingy and can meet every single one of her endless needs. She’s not unrealistic at all or narcissistic.😂
@suzannewilcox93295 жыл бұрын
@@-themercyseat you are an idiot.
@johnrobbins29324 жыл бұрын
@@rebekahmullins5703 She's setting up her own failure. Her shopping list is a mile long. Lol
@harryheart60184 жыл бұрын
It's not unachievable. She'd need tits tho.
@TJForystek4 жыл бұрын
I can empathize with your experience in relationships. This episode spoke to me a little. Timing is everything! Great Stuff.
@devanshbisla93115 жыл бұрын
20:37 "A puss" hahaha best joke of the episode
@singingsunflower90003 жыл бұрын
Matteo is so nice I would love to have a friend like him. It is so refreshing to see men that put care into their appearence.
@morecowbell235 Жыл бұрын
sarcasm? He looks like he woke up and stumbled to the studio
@brandir4324 жыл бұрын
Andrew and Nikki at the end was the best fucking part XD
@robert-maxbob4 жыл бұрын
Very insightful episode. The Andrew segments are a plus, keep them.
@sailaway2585 жыл бұрын
Nikki the fact that youre famous young and still looking means youre trying so dont give up.
@charlesbukowski64555 жыл бұрын
She needs to speak for herself before stating why people become comedians. Nikki glazer comes off as sort of sad and narcissistic, she needs to humble herself and stop worrying about a guy for her happiness or contentment before her own self. Otherwise she’ll continue to be a broken record. With a personality like that she deserves exactly what type of guy she’s constantly pursuing. I know it’s not the nicest thing to say but none the less
@chubbybehem0th5 жыл бұрын
Her expectations are so unrealistic, and she has many flaws that she considers a virtue. I can think of a million reasons why she's single.
@patrickjames2685 жыл бұрын
Wow. Incel’s seem to be getting more & more empathetic.
@kimmyball49615 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the same can be said about most people.......
@harryheart60184 жыл бұрын
Reason 1.000.001: no tits
@DirtyFrigginHarry4 жыл бұрын
Andrew: What are you doing! NIkki: Um...I don't know alright let the thumbs ups roll in
@the.noooooticer5 жыл бұрын
she's a babe, and funny, but it's pretty clear her being single is her own fault
@belforio5 жыл бұрын
more Andrew and Nikki
@luvyou-baby5 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for her and understand how she feels. It also reminds me of ted mossy from how I met your mother, and how he felt this way as well
@salemi74385 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I have found someone else who recognizes that olive garden carbonara is an affront to carbonara
@stevenl62834 жыл бұрын
Carbonara is the most underrated pasta
@AB-nb2ic3 жыл бұрын
Omfg, Bacon Is NOT Pancetta !!!
@richardnokes64384 жыл бұрын
The Goodwill comment slayed me! 😂
@SsooFfetch5 жыл бұрын
I just came to a looped version of Nikki saying "peripatetic". You up? Hell yeah.
@Hellowhatup985 жыл бұрын
I love Emmy and Andrew they are so cute and funny
@scottreutterАй бұрын
Love her!
@Szaam4 жыл бұрын
"Do you think I turned gay yesterday?!"
@alexdewayne93925 жыл бұрын
Hitting that wall sucks dont it
@slickoboy045 жыл бұрын
I'm here because I just discovered Matteo and I'm thirsty for his co--his comedy! 😏Too bad he couldn't get a word in. Btw, I love how Nikki made a career telling stereotypical jokes, such as about vegans; and now that she is a vegan, she is "better than that" and feels entitled to criticize other comedians and explain to them what is actually funny... Such a vegan-approach to comedy. #LGBTQ
@kerflop5 жыл бұрын
Maybe ur obsessing about relationships and thats keeping you from just letting go. Its also not luck, its openness and work. Good relationships happen when youre feeling free and not overanalytical.
@FrozenFrames5 жыл бұрын
Yes nikki, i do live in India
@brianburkart2 жыл бұрын
Also.... Nikki: I'm a professionally trained chef, I have no ego and a wicked since of humor. 6ft tall... svelte. I'm right here.
@KUCHYRock3 жыл бұрын
I saw her on Conan and couldn’t believe how she was single. I just watched this and totally understand now 😂
@jenl59925 жыл бұрын
Nikki, don't assume that your sex drive is going to decrease as you age.
@SeeStuDo2 жыл бұрын
Emmy is a straight dream girl. Matteo ain't so bad either.
@sushantgambhir5 жыл бұрын
Your soulmate is definitely in India. Its me.
@harmony2024 жыл бұрын
Go get our bhabi 😂 ;)
@rebekahmullins57035 жыл бұрын
There’s someone out there that couldn’t meet your needs? Shocker🤔 😂
@iloveyou2311655 жыл бұрын
Imagine that, once you become a vegan you automatically assume the moral high ground and say you can't make fun of my choices 😄😄😄 now that's a fucking joke.
@tropicaljustin74504 жыл бұрын
Looking to see an update on how things went with the guy from the app
@rs27053 жыл бұрын
I miss this show
@gurugee21124 жыл бұрын
Nikki met her "soul mate" at 18 by discovering comedy stand up. Everything since then is really in support of that.
@txgt44635 жыл бұрын
Is this TMZ twice
@ryanallen8635 жыл бұрын
2:36 Are you talking about Joe Rogan? That bit was hysterical. #vegancats
@txgt44635 жыл бұрын
Is called growing up to find the right man
@ashwoodward36304 жыл бұрын
Parapetetic: Traveling place to place.. Good word.
@jamisonmunn92154 жыл бұрын
Its never the right time and its never the right person, some people are just willing to make things work.
@zigfreidbop5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the problem is the elitist dating app. Who advertises themselves on such an app without being a narcissist?
@MadvillainMonarch5 жыл бұрын
Was kinda into this until she started complaining about wanting a man with "status". I think that mentality is pretty damaging. How many people are able to achieve said status? It sucks for her for sabotaging herself from potentially being in a great relationship and perpetuates a shitty standard that we place too much value on in society.
@nathanlayman4 жыл бұрын
Nikki does tend to act like women are the only ones being drained from unhealthy relationships because they are the givers etc. There are plenty of men who are the givers in all of their relationships and feel taken advantage of a lot. I would love for her to talk to some men about their side of relationships it feels like typically it's only when women are on her show that she talks to them about those issues.
@tomineumann50735 жыл бұрын
Totally hear u LOUD AND CLEAR!! Hang in there!!! Me 2.. it’s wicked but ya can’t quit..
@clermeil5 жыл бұрын
(How do you find one type of guy attractive all your life, but end up with another?) 1:02 "You have to hit a breaking point of dirt-baggery..." Or in other words: One has to settle for men that are not as attractive so that they will stay in a relationship.
@txgt44635 жыл бұрын
A responsible man
@badandyg5 жыл бұрын
Its gotta be because of the pool of dudes in California.
@rodney18185 жыл бұрын
Thank you for reminding me how Petty and in mature women are at your age Nikki
@sabbathjackal5 жыл бұрын
In mature ??
@kimmyball49615 жыл бұрын
Good grief, you can't just lump everyone together.
@sabbathjackal5 жыл бұрын
@@kimmyball4961 yes we can. How else are we to create stereotypes?
@meganconner55394 жыл бұрын
How humbly illiterate you are.
@Jaybles21134 жыл бұрын
If you’re gonna attack someone to make yourself feel a little bit better, maybe try to avoid making yourself look like an illiterate hillbilly. It’s “immature”, for the sake of your future efforts at condescension.
@user-wg7nw3mh2e5 жыл бұрын
Wow. Ice cold. Also, Nikki isn't like... particularly successful. I mean like there are plenty of 35 year olds who make a lot more money than she does...
@stevenl62834 жыл бұрын
She's more successful than you, has comedy specials on Netflix, has had a tv show, and is a millionaire. She's literally in the top 1% of income earners so what are you talking about.
@DoctorHemi4 жыл бұрын
As long as she keeps working out, Nikki will still be hot well into her 50's and beyond. My ex (who, incidentally, reminds me a !ot of Nikki) is 52 and she's still smokin' hot (because she's worked out regularly since her teens) and that's after having our two kids.
@kimmyball49615 жыл бұрын
Must know if there was a date with Jason!!!!!!! Please.......😂🤣😉
@azeemahnakhoda18695 жыл бұрын
yes i must know this information... like i know shes on like episode 65 or something right now...and this is episode 9 so i am assuming it didnt work out or we would have heard about it... but i would like to know if she ever went out and basically the rest of the conversation
@kimmyball49615 жыл бұрын
@@azeemahnakhoda1869 I wonder how we could find this out!! Just tragic to leave us hanging like that!! Lol 🤣
@mortishanocturnal714 жыл бұрын
I c a future with nikki and andrew♡
@damienlery75503 жыл бұрын
So did you get that guy ???
@rodney18185 жыл бұрын
They make books designed to increase your vocabulary
@jonwhitehead54265 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't she hook up with her friend in the end?
@JustinGauvin5 жыл бұрын
“Comedy” Central
@azeemahnakhoda18695 жыл бұрын
i need to know if it worked out between nikki and jason. i will pay money for this information... @nikkiglasser
@breitbandig5 жыл бұрын
why the long face nikki?
@Fanaz105 жыл бұрын
genetics
@kennyt0342 Жыл бұрын
I shared it with the make a wish foundation
@jamisonmunn92154 жыл бұрын
It's not luck, 50 years ago the average married couple lived less than 10 miles apart. Were those people some how soulmates, no? People went on a few dates and decided they probably wont be murdered by this person.
@onthemarksales3 жыл бұрын
If Nikki wrote me I would literally juice
@DirtyFrigginHarry4 жыл бұрын
Oh god based on what Matteo and Emmy said here I think I might be a comic
@ryane13835 жыл бұрын
There's actually decent advice about eating healthy in here
@Duderonamus5 жыл бұрын
peripatetic... good vocabulary word
@grizla18955 жыл бұрын
first time watching. laughed my ass off.
@1StepForwardToday5 жыл бұрын
Nikki should end each video with a few words with only her in the shot, n then back up to wide shot with Nikki and Matteo, where he says something ridiculous.
@dugfriendly3 жыл бұрын
glad that female comics aren't a representative of the general population
@TheBobcatvictim5 жыл бұрын
Always be yourself Ian
@BooBuKittyPhuk4 жыл бұрын
They always say "comics", but it's really just 'humans'.
@tylermcrae15984 жыл бұрын
Fuck all the negative comments she’s an attractive woman with her own problems like anyone else. But god damnit she better at least give that bumble guy a chance to get drinks lmao
@krcjayhawks3 жыл бұрын
It's luck, for sure. I feel like I usually end up in relationships when I'm least focused on it...and I hear a lot of people say that. And no - get that status dude. Nothing wrong with high standards. I bet Bumble and Tinder would be a nightmare for you lol
@nklauskirk065 жыл бұрын
Nikki, I understand that you have your standards but I feel that you are limiting yourself with your shallow tendencies. Be a little more open minded. People might surprise you. Good luck, I hope you find your person.
@rolanddes5 жыл бұрын
Least attractive narative in woman to me: I had to date the dirtbags and get it out of my system before I could appriciate a good man. **I am out of here the moment I feel this. **
@stevenl62834 жыл бұрын
Get over yourself lol
@rolanddes4 жыл бұрын
@@stevenl6283 This is the single greatest comeback anyone can think of. "Get over yourself" O.K.
@ferna22945 жыл бұрын
26 and you are grossed about love? Too young? LMAO. That´s not normal. This is the type of lady that ends up beaten up by some idiot. She didn´t deserve such a good fella.
@tanrredwards87394 жыл бұрын
Took ever bit of Nikki to not say Fame!🤣
@AMPProf5 жыл бұрын
I'm cofused.. what is this
@BigMike005 жыл бұрын
Nikki I feel the same way, all work no play makes Nikki a dull girl
@rustknuckleirongut81075 жыл бұрын
What a shitshow of broken people. I feel sad for anyone that has the misfortune of catching feelings for these monsters.
@nikolalutov88985 жыл бұрын
People with that attitude either die alone or, eventually, settle for someone way worse than their ex! Deservedly so... :D
@johannes76545 жыл бұрын
I'm german and confused
@dugfriendly3 жыл бұрын
when she desires intimacy and stops fetishizing sex, she will be happy
@emmanuelruiz10005 жыл бұрын
this has got to be the saddest episode I seen of this , like comedians can't accept love when it comes their way jeez , so it's the take way don't date comedians man this is ding sad
@joeshanahan29194 жыл бұрын
Her definition of “emotional labor” is not correct at all.
@harryheart60184 жыл бұрын
That shirt. Flat, yes. Flattering, no.
@dtrsounds4 жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as a soul mate. It’s a myth
@Videoorbiter5 жыл бұрын
Ill be glad when we get through the giving boring millennials jobs era of entertainment.
@rodney18185 жыл бұрын
Yeah and try having a vocabulary instead of saying like so much
@mushroom67075 жыл бұрын
I can eat a whole bathtub of zoodles dont come for the zoods
@michaelhart72824 жыл бұрын
I wanted to hear about the Mariah stuff #lgbtlamb
@peted87505 жыл бұрын
Great podcast, but get someone besides Matteo. He's alright, but we need a better push back & forth from a male POV.