How to Save a Relationship with a Well-Worded Text (feat. Carmen Lynch) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

[@mohammednasseif9210]

the 42 minutes went by so quickly. Nikki's clips are so fun!

[@evildoesnotsleep-x2b]

this story perfectly encapsulates the experience of so many women. the good thing is that badass women like nikki know their worth and say "thank you, next"

[@demetristokaris3327]

watching u from Europe, your show is GREAT!!!!

[@emmajaynefischer]

Y'all looking terrific! Some on point conversation helping support listeners during this isolation struggle. Cheers!

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

Maybe it's not a deficiency in the relationship but a deficiency with the cheater... because even when I've been missing something in my relationships I've never cheated. I'd end a relationship before ever going there.

[@jonnym4670]

Yea its always best to end it before cheating And if you do cheat come clean rather then waste the other persons time the longer you wait and trick them into thinking your something your not or at least your relationship is not the something they thought it was will hurt them more there was a couple that was married for 50 years when he found out she cheated once during there first year of marriage he wanted a divorce and i didnt blame she stole 40 years of his life with a lie You never truly loved someone if you can forgive yourself if you ever cheat on them

[@priapushk996]

Anya really sparkles here. "This is all you get for lunch" "He was holding hands with Offset"

[@carlnaeseliusoffgrid]

Congrat. Glaser. You provide light. Keep it up.

[@rexcherry33]

this episode was SO good

[@RobertConnollyOATS]

Thanks enjoyed it!

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

The real fuction of clothing code on invitation is so everyone can know what to wear and not risk over or under dressing. But sometimes people make it like a law.

[@TheMemoryPolice]

Nikki is on 🔥🔥. You go GIRL

[@alexia2099]

Nikki, honey .. No," they can always get us back.."?! no! Don't encourage low standards, you know better Love your show!!!!

[@neels9689]

Nikki doesn’t seem to have much experience with sales people here. Everything she said that this lady was doing - Carmen actually seem to recognize on a few occasions - is *exactly* what a very aggressive sales person would do. I think if you substitute someone trying to sell Nikki a vacuum cleaner, really really aggressively, you would see this does not have to do with the “patriarchy” or how it’s bad for women or anything like that, *at least based on this example* . As Carmen tried to point out, this lady just kept making him seem like… she would tailor make everything, every response that Nikki came up with, every negative that Nikki was trying to point out, she would try to turn it into a positive. Oh you don’t like high class stuff? He’s “down key”. The thing at the end about making it seem like she was robbing the cradle even though her last boyfriend was 3 years _older_ than her, *exactly* fits into this. Even if you already have a perfectly good vacuum cleaner, the sales person is going to try and point out all of the flaws with it, because…? They are trying to sell you a new one! Thankfully this was a female matchmaker, so that one variable can be removed, and looked at as much more of a purely business transaction, someone trying to make money, someone trying to make a sale.

[@hexadecimal5236]

4:00 Hahaha WHAT IS GOING ON!? Ohh Nikki. The Wall is going on, and it's undefeated. 😂 You're a comic, you know exactly what's going on! 😝

[@smarv8]

Loosie Goosie Libra just blew my mind. 23:42

[@hexadecimal5236]

I love how Honest Nikki is, it would have been so great to see her with Patrice bc they're such opposites, both hillarious. Sometimes when I watch Nikki's stand up it makes me a little sad bc she's looks at everything is such a unique way from her female perspective the way he did. 🥲

[@dormetheus]

Nikki really wears that midwest St. Louis middle trash attitude so well!

[@haggus71]

"I can't read anymore. I'm too distracted." And that's the problem.

[@robert-maxbob]

Good to see something from the long lost past. Nice Episode., I disagree with a lot of what the host said. But nice to see something not the pandemic

[@josephsage3524]

Nikki out there acting modest knowing dang well she looks absolutely amazing

[@christstructionmeeks383]

Nikki u r loved !! From jax fl

[@minangpadang8573]

Thank you niki, afdal

[@hazalonthego4116]

love you nikki !!! we do live in this man oriented world. This is absolutely crazy. i rathe be single than to be a part of it.

[@Malikk5251]

"man oriented world". Men get money cause women like men with money. Men get nice cars cause women like men with nice cars. Men buy jewelry cause women like jewelry. They have ladies nite at clubs not fellas nite.

[@sevothtartesama18]

@@Malikk5251 No hun. You get paid more because of patriarchy. Then you use that money to lure in women who have less options to be financially as well off as men in this world. Oh, and ladies night? Booboo, bars do ladies night so that they can get women IN the bar so that men want to go there on nights when they know there will be a lot of options. Cheaper drinks for the gender that has less financial freedom, creating a meat market for men. Get over your privilege and open your eyes. Or, don’t. I don’t care. It just means that if you don’t you will end up with someone that you will never really know cause she is not being herself.

[@smotretvseru]

@@sevothtartesama18 Men don`t get paid more. That`s a myth. Men work more hours and take more dangerous jobs. For the exact same job per hour men in general make only 2-5% more depending on industry, mostly because women don`t ask for a rase as aggressively as men(and many other reasons). BUT - under the age of 30 in 1-st world countries women already making more than men for the same job. And that is the most relevant age for dating. So maybe you will open your eyes, it`s not 1950 anymore. Or don`t. I don`t care.

[@bramaonline]

oh my gosh.. the singing part killed me....... i want to be you guy's friend so bad !!

[@quixoticPrancer]

In the thumbnail, Nikki looks like Arthur from PBS lol

[@danielquinn312]

Nice episode.👸

[@11JohnBooker22]

This is the funniest hen house on KZbin, even when that bearded capon is on with Nikki.

[@jadedheroine]

Succession is amazing

[@endall39]

I do don’t miss my suits or the cleaning bills that come with them. Now that’s looking hard for a COVID silver lining!

[@Decadancehallking]

Justin Timberlake and Offset?! I love insane tangents you ladies go on 🤣

[@hexadecimal5236]

Cool story tho. Always entertaining.

[@idall10]

these are posted so long after they are recorded I feel like

[@CusPedro]

I like that they talk about how they feel and whatever is on their mind. But it's crazy cause I thought radio talk had restrictions

[@mtsan46]

They are on Sirius XM. A pay service. So its like having HBO...you know that you are getting un-edited shows without filters.

[@cchladny]

"Age appropriate" means he acts like a 50-something, not a 52 year old that acts like a douchy 21 year old again. It's a correct term to describe someone by.

[@MyRadicalWealth]

lmao...an impromptu musical moment...=)

[@sheefree]

The song was the bestttt!

[@dingosmith9932]

Valley gurll Rock Band of my favorites.

[@dingosmith9932]

Glasser if you get your lips done we're through lol ¿?

[@dingosmith9932]

I'm loooking for a fkying saucer attack

[@jimmy6283]

I think the small girl next to nikki is the best of 3 👌

[@sevothtartesama18]

We love men’s unsolicited opinions on who the best one of us is. 🤢

[@sleepingforest8214]

Nikki with Glasses is OP

[@StygianStyle]

This matchmaker is just using a typical tactic of trying to sell an inferior product by downplaying other, better options. Saying that a guy three years older is "robbing the cradle" is obvious bullshit.

[@MrBeats_]

Love you nikki

[@cali6950]

There should be at least 15 women who denie the bachelor and on tape! lo

[@Aswadfilm]

I love nikki

[@ogmickeydiamond]

Nikki out here lookin like Ashley Tisdale in the thumbnail.😂

[@dingosmith9932]

After shes crashed the car while drinking and driving lol.

[@HH-gv8mx]

P.S. We’re done. I cheated. Lol 😂

[@RolandDeschain1]

The reason there are so few women and blacks nominated for Oscars is that the studios don't want to spend the massive amounts of money needed to get them the nominations. If you want to put that down to racism and sexism I guess you could. The hypocrisy of 'woke' Hollywood is endless. Anyone who thinks that Oscar nominations are decided on merit is a fool. It's 100% about money. Just read the book 'The Men Who Would Be King' about the formation of Dreamworks to get a mind-blowing insight into the process of securing awards.

[@ladyNR08]

52 is NOT age appropriate Nikki,that woman is crazy!

[@MrLuernos]

14:00 "it's so easy to be a guy, it's so easy to work with us." Yeah, no. Try dating a woman, Carmen and we'll talk about it. (not saying it's easy to date a man either.) ;-)

[@lookup7055]

Carmen Lynch speaking truth. Movie was not Oscar worthy.

[@mahanna77]

Don't you know what we want, it's so simple! Seriously? What women want, changes....all.....the.....time.

[@FiremansJoe]

These girls aren't manipulative. NAH! LOL

[@leanprogrammer]

Men don't cheat. We just do exercise and we're not emotionally invested. Women cheat because it's never just a physical thing for them.

[@manzell]

Basic straight guy here. Nikki looks like early-mid 30s, maybe even late 20s. Especially w/ the type of look in this video.

[@zeusdewey2366]

Cut the mid 30s out of that sentence and well done 👍🏻

[@mm-zn3wq]

And who are you ?

[@abundance4085]

Anya is my dream girl

[@myfuntimescaryplaylist1112]

Dear Ms, Glazer, I hope this letter finds you in a good place. Good luck with your future endeavors.

[@Mobutusese]

that was funny

[@Craider79]

If she deserves an Oscar for working out and looking great...... how many should Chris Hemsworth get then? LOL ... Don't get me wrong I am a straight guy and appreciate the work she put in more from that perspective - however - damn that's one sexy dude! ... I mean ... Cmon! Hahahaha

[@tapmarin]

Serious plumber!

[@ZakTheRipper18]

We all love you, Nikki.

[@DoctorHemi]

That was a funny conversation...and that's coming from a 53 year old man.

[@jonnym4670]

Cant wait for my mid life crisis i am going to be the coolest 53 year old hanging out with people in there late 20s

[@jamisonmunn9215]

Nikki just have Marcus on your show that would be a good episode could talk about business.

[@WorkinClassCanadian]

Nice glasses Nikki

[@alicecoffey1823]

52 means 62, you dodged a bullet

[@morthnadic1]

🔥🔥💯👏👏🙂

[@1972Georges]

Love you Nicki :-)

[@johnteill_]

Boss 😎

[@emmajaynefischer]

13:06

[@tycobb2580]

09:50 women think about strange things

[@djmilkdudgbdad2669]

U guys need to get Norm Macdonald on here.

[@dingosmith9932]

Facts

[@llssneN]

A female matchmaker is being unbearable and you blame the patriarchy.. jesus. Maybe blame the matchmaker, she did everything wrong. What exactly did the man do wrong? He went to a matchmaker, she asked him what hes looking for, he mentions (probably among others) Nikki Glaser, the matchmaker tries to get her and lies through her teeth / doesn't do any background checking or anything, and you blame the guy and the patriarchy. In a real patriarchy you wouldn't have the option to say no. Nothing in this is wrong and bad except the matchmaker.

[@flinx]

The matchmaker wouldn't think the way she thinks if she hadn't been influenced by the patriarchy. Not everyone agrees with patriarchal ideas of what is normal, but there's still significant influence.

[@llssneN]

In other words she doesn't have to take responsibility for her own actions, she is not in control of her own actions and thoughts, she can just blame the patriarchy. How very convenient. Actually both of these women are successful independent women making their own free choices, one of them let the other down, that's what happened here. You know there's actual patriarchy for example in the middle east, by falsely calling this here patriarchy hurts actual victims of it out there.

[@flinx]

llssneN you know there's degrees of patriarchy, for example a few middle eastern countries where the patriarchy is maximum strength. Then there's other countries with varying degrees less of it. The matchmaker won't think she's thinking anything wrong. She's been influenced and allowed herself to be influenced by the patriarchy more than Nikki.

[@michaeltragakis3135]

… No, like a HOT Charles Manson!!…. 🤣

[@RealisticRelief]

Off stage on podcasts more comfortable? Mix the comedy and talking points into a satellite. Aka howard stern compition. You on sryious xxm or whatever it's called.

[@SkyFalllast]

Is she talking about Andrew Schultz?

[@stephenfocosi7075]

JLo's ass video is named You Can't Do Squat. JK??? LMyGDMFAO!!!

[@jaredc422]

Nikki and anya give the worst relationship advice i swear lol

[@daustin439]

Dang Nik - I discovered you about a year ago and have loved almost every thing you do and say in your content. Listen, I am a nobody to you - just a fan - but this wasn’t nice. I’m 49 and have never thought of 52 as elderly. Also, he sounds like a putz, but he’s surely not scraps. This podcast felt very anti-men. You aren’t a cheerleader for the feminist movement and that’s part of your charm. This was in the opposite direction.

[@stephenfocosi7075]

I am 52. I understand. Even I know that's wrong!!!! He's looking for puntang. Cheap young tang...

[@carlgreisheimer8701]

Jennifer Aniston is no Liz Miele!

[@RolandDeschain1]

I will never, ever understand the media obsession with Jennifer Aniston. Her looks, personality and career is a generous 7, but according to the tabloids she has been pregnant roughly four hundred times, and engaged to marry at least twice that number. Is it all STILL about her being dumped by Brad Pitt? Did that shake the foundations of the earth so much that they're still slobbering her every move some twenty years later?

[@RW-yt7ro]

i love nikki but she probably gonna be single forever

[@dingosmith9932]

I know who would date that hotmess lol

[@jonnym4670]

Yea i dont get why that would be a bad thing the whole stigma of a woman who grows old alone maybe i am just a selfish person but i dont want to share my life i want it all to myself

[@jeffdawson2786]

And they never learn…

[@stephenfocosi7075]

Down key. Don Quixote??? On the DL.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I'm only dating younger men now just to spite this annoying dating lady trying to set Nikki up with old saggy men. I'm your age. Nikki. We need to reverse Leo Dicaprio this thing and refuse to date any guy even a second older than us.

[@hexadecimal5236]

He is age appropriate, Nikki, like many celebs just has an over inflated sense of herself bc she is a show business. Guess what? The types of guys you want to date DGAF about that.

[@elpennywisefromouterspace]

Is an Oscar worth it anyway? Do they want a statue so bad? Many great and memorable movies were not even nominated or were snubbed, and they are classics. And some winners are hideous, like who remembers Shakespeare in Love. It is just a preposterous and overrated award.

[@jmisc]

Because these women always like badasses and then suffered

[@likearollingstone007]

Just got my dose of bitter women, i'll come back later for more

[@chrisprice8053]

i will love you nikki love you deep

[@wtfpwnz0red]

One and a half nannies per child? Not very downkey of him

[@dennismanning3964]

women are so easy?!!!!!!!? Brad does not want Jen back. No guy wants a fake. Women love to create an America's sweetheart. Brad is an intelligent man. He IS BRAD f'ing PITT. Women don't like that he's so hot and successful.

[@MichaelJames-lz7ni]

Nikki will be one of those chicks who 'settles' for the first playboy Hollywood Producer that knocks her up, then she'll let herself go, and then wonder why she's divorced six months after getting fat and frumpy.

[@sevothtartesama18]

Ok, triggered.

[@marknorris3769]

jesus christ nikki , this man project might not be doable , you are your own worst enemy on this project , you are very close to aging completely out of the game

[@sevothtartesama18]

I love how you think that people stop having relationships after a certain age. She doesn’t want kids, so there is literally no clock ticking.

[@stephenfocosi7075]

He's probably a GRIP.

[@BaahBen]

You are sooo unrealistic about real life. Men need to be well dressed in our society. Not everbody can earn their living in the arts Nickki. Jeez

[@mcfishyfirst253]

#ITSOVER #imetsomeonenew #ilovebigBUTTS Nikki your my #snowbunny #imnotbeingfunny #makeitclap

[@AdamGoldswain]

1st ❤️🇬🇧

[@ingiewingie]

Oh God. I'll stick to watching her standup. Listening to this drivel and her vocal fry for more than 5 minutes is too much

[@Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus]

dunno... i think these shows are very informative for men, too. i watch these and i register all those little mannerisms, their speech and wording, gestures, mimics, body posture, ect ect.. and then I'm looking out for those signals in any new woman i meet. And if they show anything that resemble what I saw in this video here... it's an automatic big no no for me.

[@Thehumanlife]

y'all looking homeless^^

[@nikolalutov8898]

Waaay too basic, not funny at all. Not the show though, I meant the three of you...