What you watch on YouTube says about you!

[@Zippkey]

....... i BEEN A KZbin FOR TO LONG

[@-Beliver-Edits-]

Ok

[@logaboi731]

real

[@Jonahamm]

Same.

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

Oh hi didn’t expect you here

[@jetboy2233]

Why hello there

[@AtomicRyme]

2:44 you did NOT have to call me out like that 😭

[@Istgihaveweirdobsessions]

He also called me out like that😣

[@MrBlob264]

@@Istgihaveweirdobsessions he did too 😖😖😖😖😫😫😫😫

[@Justheredoingmything]

I DIDNT GET 20 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO BEFORE GETTING CALLED OUT- { 0:18 }

[@farinefleurs]

Same like I tried to do one but instantly gave up 😭

[@AddieCat_Official]

FRRR😭😭🙏

[@amongus98223]

3:02 it's just a theory A GAME THEORY (or a film theory)

[@GodOfTheJGCU]

(or a food theory)

[@imMittensKitten]

(or style theory)

[@randuRBLX]

(or style theory)

[@urlocalzarala]

(or style theory)

[@miraiazake]

(or style theory)

[@PoppyTartéBaugettes]

If there is or not BFDI no matter what BFDI will 65% say “you have a crush on match if you’re a male” something like that

[@gamerxcool]

What

[@PoppyTartéBaugettes]

@@gamerxcool by spu7nix

[@gamerxcool]

@@PoppyTartéBaugettes I still don't understand

[@gamerxcool]

@@PoppyTartéBaugettes your sentence is like surreal art

[@animationsarekindacool]

2:34 didnt gotta call me out for watching murder drones like that 😒😒

[@mehmetozdemir4709]

Yes >:((

[@Sillypotato-o8x]

I'm not obsessed....... no i am

[@gamerxcool]

You would not believe the thumbnails I've seen from murder drones content farms

[@pexiyt]

i hate skibidi toilet

[@girlpower_gacha]

Same

[@maltemusentipikipi9745]

How dare you disrespect skibidi toilet! -999 aura You are a BETA!

[@Hamster12755]

Same

[@pixelcat29]

Half life the og better

[@Cartoonist113]

Me too

[@Banansly]

2:34 I DONT REGRET A SINGLE EPISODE OF MURDER DRONES OR TADC😤 worth ittt✨

[@andrewwitt333]

Same

[@Klover_vibes]

Real

[@andromeda_va39]

Shhh! Don't mention TADC! You'll summon… *them.*

[@phantom-170]

Yeeeeessss

[@andrewwitt333]

@@andromeda_va39 who?

[@samuelblack7314]

5:42 Yes, Perry, people watch the news on KZbin because they don't wanna deal with surprise ads.

[@pixelatedluisyt]

LOL

[@samuelblack7314]

@@pixelatedluisyt I'm serious.

[@pixelatedluisyt]

@@samuelblack7314 i know lol

[@Cupcake_Royale]

wtf, I got an ad as soon as I clicked on this time stamp

[@Phatnaru0002]

I think people only watch news on KZbin for the comments section

[@Pinkesthic_Skies]

4:54 BRO JUST CALLED OUT ALL THE DADS (INCLUDINE MINE) 😭😭

[@Kawaiies9]

SAME!😭

[@Pinkesthic_Skies]

@@Kawaiies9 HAHA FR!! 😭

[@anatolyMASHINIST]

My father is watching a review of a football match right now

[@kxiqzr]

3:18 You caught me there 😶

[@justsomecheezyguy]

As an artist myself, I used to watch a lot of speed paints. I don't anymore more though. I actually drew my pfp btw!

[@kxiqzr]

​@@justsomecheezyguyNaur your pfp is so gud- 😭🤚

[@justsomecheezyguy]

@@kxiqzr Thanks lol

[@kxiqzr]

@@justsomecheezyguy :D

[@onyx747]

it's fun to watch video essays like Todd in the Shadows' music reviews

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

🌽 🌽

[@jamingamer2782]

RojoFern has some pretty good essays, but his memes are pretty mediocre.

[@randuRBLX]

you forgot one category: interactive youtube videos: your either broke for actual games your a youtube OG from back when annotations existed or you wanted to see what your apology video would be like from specific videos you watched from the main video of the game

[@Klover_vibes]

2:33 as someone who has watched Murder Drones and TADC I can confirm this is true 😭

[@Itz_Denzo]

the attention span of a goldfish is 9 seconds.

[@hananaltair3563]

I have watched bfdi and I have ALSO seen stuff I regret- like people out here simping for a lollipop- 😭

[@ritchmhareaseluciano663]

Yes

[@sohyunpark4941]

Same

[@BrawlCordileus]

Jax and Pomni ships and N and V ships

[@hexagonal69]

You put Rabbit Hole in the thumbnail but didn’t even mention it, or anything related to it. Boo.

[@ermwhatareyoudoinghere]

He *did* mention KZbin shorts though, and it was everywhere on shorts

[@kiitkaat05]

@@ermwhatareyoudoinghereunfortunately.

[@doorstopperizsilly]

u forgor object shows… 🥺💔

[@TheEpicDuck0]

that’s origanal KZbin series.

[@gloomzoom]

@@TheEpicDuck0it needs its own category ‼️‼️‼️✨✨

[@TheEpicDuck0]

@@gloomzoom well there are a bunch of object shows but he probably does not know abt object shows.

[@rizzinked2444]

no bfdi no bfb no tpot no bfdia

[@rizzinked2444]

No i.i no i.i.i

[@Pancakelover96]

Video essays are what's carrying youtube nowadays

[@Lady_ETHNE]

Facts

[@NotYourTypicalBean]

True

[@Telesto_Timelost]

Def

[@mxcro1]

CNN

[@DishonorableMentions452]

I like listening to them while i draw

[@Grape7676]

2:48 You didn't have to call me out like that.

[@LanaTheKitten]

2:35 As someome who watched Helluva Boss, Digital Circus, Murder Drones, Lackadaisy, Eddsworld, etc etc... I can confirm this

[@hananaltair3563]

Have ya watched bfdi?

[@Ronnie_official120]

Yep me but I don’t regret it

[@Claire_realFPE]

have you watched FPE?

[@Ronnie_official120]

@@Claire_realFPE yeah

[@Claire_realFPE]

@@Ronnie_official120 cool

[@NIKI_is_Friendly]

-Question. -What's your question, soldier? -I watch *skibidi toilet* .

[@CatWarMFwoah]

What

[@NIKI_is_Friendly]

@@CatWarMFwoah I have skibidi rizz

[@darlingArlene]

​@@NIKI_is_Friendly you will be seeing me nowhere near you

[@the_real_kaith]

How much....

[@melonmaster2424]

Me too

[@nicjcc]

one of my favorite things to watch on KZbin are guitar videos like the guitar videos with a not much of a big channel that are like 30 seconds of guitar play

[@tfisinsurance]

Helluva Boss: you’re dirty minded 💀

[@Cr4ving__nachøZ]

My mind is gonna need one of those pro cleaners

[@tfisinsurance]

@@Cr4ving__nachøZ yeah same

[@fuyim]

Im dirty minded when I’m not watching it but when I am my very asexual ahh is crying because of the many jokes-

[@Your_neigborhood_trans_boy]

@@fuyimyou can’t fool me alastor 🤨

[@SnakePawz-Chan]

What about hazbin hotel?

[@TitanKnifeman-AUTTP-AZNTP]

Where tf is adult swim😭

[@b1tchwiththegun]

most adult cartoons are on streaming services, but if you're talking about helluva boss, he mentioned orginal youtube series

[@Ryokue_rir]

Im sure it goes in the original KZbin series part like Helluva boss or something

[@Iforgotmyuser]

Or hazbin hotel

[@Thepooperwooper]

50k?​@@Iforgotmyuser

[@The_SillyOne1324]

Uhh isn't that in the 'animation' section

[@ChelwavoOFFICIAL]

6:48 woah i can tell people sometimes use it for milking, but its actually enjoyable to listen to

[@Stoopy_Sticker12344]

ikr, i listen to those and think of imaginary edits lol.

[@gabrieleriva_bboykappside]

​@@Stoopy_Sticker12344time to deep dive into imaginary animatics/fighting animations of my OCs fighting and declaring stuff, knowing whenever I'll put them to paper by writing or drawing them they'll age terribly and think they're cringe

[@Stoopy_Sticker12344]

@@gabrieleriva_bboykappside literally me 🥲

[@doogy_wants_doogcakes]

did you seriously just cover vtuber twice so the creeps stay out?

[@-TheLunaMoth-]

This is sorta haunting me now because i watch a few :') I'm just a weeb, nothing that weird... But i can agree that some of them are absolutely insane and the community is full of simps.

[@mertshappyworld9471]

3:47 Bro Chill

[@Th3_Traitor]

2:29 There are two types of those people. Those who watch it on the regular account. And those who create an alt-account, just for ASMR rp. Do not ask why and/or how I know.

[@gobyoundy1871]

Nah your a victim 🤨🤨

[@Th3_Traitor]

@@gobyoundy1871 Cap 🧢

[@CelestialStar29]

I watch the sfw ones. I can’t ever watch a spicy or nsfw ones without cringing or just flat out being disgusted. (This also includes the “making out” scenes. I always skip them-). I just treat the videos like a fun roleplay.

[@gobyoundy1871]

@@CelestialStar29 Your pure, and i like that

[@UZZDUD3]

@@CelestialStar29 I usually just watch the k*dnapping ones, and I do the same thing as you if there's a making out part

[@Zune_Chitsuya2]

Vtubers was on there twice, lol. BUT NOT THE RIRO RON LMAO

[@inkylace7045]

The podcasts part is so true tho 😭

[@RZStar25]

2:41 Seriously, that is such a mood! I always give up on every making on my animation apps such as ToonSquid, Procreate Dreams and Callipeg so badly, I am so bad at tweening animation 😭

[@702amazing]

same 😭😭 i swear, 5 frames in and IT’S OVER 😭

[@Starvaze]

Historical strategy videos: you have always liked a game and have watched speedruns but never the magic behind those speedruns

[@HitokaSama_]

4:10 bro knows us very well

[@leggy_go_EEEEEEEEE]

Fr

[@sprinkleisdumbfr]

5:53 so real but I haven't Been into comic dubs as much as I used to now with the type of disgusting comic dub content farms being recommended when I search something normal 😭

[@Claire_realFPE]

I try to search my fav comic dubber and some disgusting brainrot that isn't theirs shows up for some reason

[@Error-And-Ink-Sans-XD]

Same-

[@Claire_realFPE]

@@Error-And-Ink-Sans-XD ikr!

[@Error-And-Ink-Sans-XD]

@@Claire_realFPE Yeah!

[@gabrieleriva_bboykappside]

AI voice, ridiculous story, average character IQ of an amoeba... I wish I got into those comic dubs before this current era

[@yoursupremeoverlord6631]

0:53 I LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP TO THAT EXACT VIDEO LAST NIGHT STOP ITTTTTTT 😭😭😭

[@MushroomGirl24]

Sameee

[@ChillkittzGT]

Its always those rotten mango videos that I watch for an hour and then doze off halfway through the video

[@HELLUVAOOBSESSEDMUFFINTRIXXIE]

WE LOVE HER

[@Itisspooksherself]

ROTTEN MANGO IS AMAZING STOP😭😭😭

[@EzPzzzz50]

0:31 This should have been "You are a Gen alpha kid who crys on ai cat videos"

[@87firearrow]

Yeah

[@saltyshirmp6536]

1:38 shhhh bro don't expose me 💀

[@FNFortuneAlt]

Had to click when i saw rabbit hole on the thumbnail Edit: WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID THE LIKES COME FROM

[@Mandoh-arc]

Oh dear goodness, poor Miku and her image

[@Mandoh-arc]

@Splashy527_productions yeah that trend was weird, poor Miku.

[@Kosei_Plus]

Same 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@RandomGuy13558]

Fr

[@Rai-chan-el5zm]

Same for me i just like the music And yet there was no Rabbit Hole

[@SakuraStarXD]

WHY IS THE ANMATIONS AND THEORY VIDEOS KINDA ACCURATE 😭😭

[@EngiSMG]

2:02 Hey that's my brother right there

[@ProllyNonFish]

"Dell Conagher? What in carnation are you doing among the vtubers?"

[@Barmsluha]

"Ahh yes,engineer,my favorite vtuber"

[@nt33967]

engineer is actually gaming no way

[@angelahoffman270]

2:02 was me in 2022 & 2023 lol

[@Glitchmouse2]

ENGINEER GAMING.

[@AnimeGamer77318]

1:27 It’s either you keep the dislike button or you get mean comments. Pick your poison ☠️

[@SUPAHMARIOBOIII]

7:15 the fact i started geeking out of jeffy being in that image really says something about me

[@Istgihaveweirdobsessions]

As soon as the reddit videos popped up, i got my 1,774th reddit notification👍

[@STR4NG3R_OMOMRI]

Random question but is that ranpo in your pfp

[@Istgihaveweirdobsessions]

@@STR4NG3R_OMOMRI yh🥰

[@LegendWolf]

3:06 You did not just call me out like that bro 😭

[@Geraldthetankengine]

It's the second part for me

[@user-mm2ob8tp2y]

7:41 Thank you, pink snail guy

[@Moonlight-Melody]

Yes

[@mmka-mq5fr]

his gajin relative

[@Its_Daliah]

You should do what your favorite singer says about you next I love ur vids they are so relatable for some reason

[@tommyschroeder7256]

I certainly watch a few of these but what if you mainly watch HEMA clips/training videos and sword reviews?

[@Eggo_Wafflezz]

2:13 Okay but theres a good side... Jonny Razer, Danno cal, Royal pear, Royal proto, BunDun, joe caine, em swizzle, CdotKom, etc..

[@HTKJ23]

Scumbag dad, Beastchild, Jay and Sharon, Brandon Lambert, Matt storer…

[@A_randomRavenclaw]

REALLLLL

[@shasatow]

Shorts wars people. I agree 👍

[@adrianamarcinkova9383]

Good side also has Chikn Nuggit, Ryan K. Hudson, Tubby Nugget or NOXP (pls watch NOXP it's underrated)

[@Y3LL0WF4N]

SHORTS WARS!!!!

[@velryxia]

6:27 okay buddy stop talking to me in specific

[@jspadafora1646]

To be fair, that’s everybody that’s subscribed to Sheet Music Boss (me included).

[@tabitha.shipley]

I've been waiting for this one. I love the horror stories I listen to. I was actually listening to one before watching this. I also watch REACT, true crime, and the Reddit videos people read r/askreddit answers lol. I love channels like Southern Cannibal, Let's Read!, Mostly Facts, Internet Recap, REACT, Try Not To, and others along those lines. So fun.

[@elizabethharris1851]

I love let's read! You should look up Mr. Nightmare as well. They're both so good at what they do

[@tabitha.shipley]

@@elizabethharris1851 I'm subbed to Mr. Nightmare, as well. Chilling Scares, Mr. Revenant, Mr. Creeps True Scary Stories, and a couple others.

[@Rayy._on-yt]

This video is literally “if you watch KZbin your life is a reck” in a nutshell😭😭😭

[@VeronicaStorm98]

As someone who makes doll roleplay videos and doll reviews as a doll collector, KZbin always thinks that they could turn off my comments in my videos, so I always have to check that my comments didn't get disabled on so many of my videos all the time, and I literally have to leave a disclaimer in my video descriptions explaining that my videos are aimed at doll collectors, not kids. I also watch mainly Creepypasta reading videos and doll reviews, lots and lots of doll reviews!🖤💜

[@bdariamihaela]

4:35 I fell for it

[@bdariamihaela]

5:16 Nah, but seeing people react to it it's better

[@iaminyourwallshehehe]

5:29 RA- *grammarly ad intensifies*

[@Czestoamas]

GET OUT OF MY WALLLLLLS!

[@FectoMemoria]

Writing isn't always easy

[@iaminyourwallshehehe]

@@FectoMemoria but Grammarly can help 😍

[@CRYSTELLAANN]

FOUR PFP SPOTTED

[@iaminyourwallshehehe]

@@CRYSTELLAANN 🥰

[@SpadeyzHasArrived]

an object show episode made me cry over a pickle and a glass of orange juice.

[@sugarcoatit1664]

I watch multiple of these, and all the descriptions are correct 😂

[@Brumas_Dev]

1:02 is me, I love ARGs, what you said was not a joke, was juts the true lol

[@arifdanielnordin4908]

2:24 nah bro, I'm watching *IT'S 4AM AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS SLEEPING, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE AWAKE* livestream because I'm bored

[@FUNNYJELLY]

Fun fact: skibidi toilet is not for kids but kids still watch it Things that are not kid friendly in skibidi toilet: blood,murder,swearing,and dirty minded behavior. (Btw if you think it’s brain rot then just grow up and watch it because it’s not brain rot anymore so please watch it before you judge it)

[@changlixeandonos]

dragon ball have all of these (except from swearing) and many uf us watched it as kids 😭 (at least where I live)

[@dakkidakki_]

The fact I watched the video essay shown and it was AWESOMEEEEE

[@imMittensKitten]

Favourite thing to watch? Minecraft videos... but, only hermitcraft. And then all the fan made animatics as well.

[@prof.reuniclus21]

Yes! So many hermitcraft fans!

[@imMittensKitten]

@@prof.reuniclus21 You bet :D

[@ermwhatareyoudoinghere]

You are literally me like 6 months are

[@leftyworld1762]

This the only video I some how liked also I love how one part you put yourself like some other KZbinrs do and it's funny every time to see those parts😂. I love you're videos ❤🎉😊😅 even though I removed some from my watch history 🎉. I still like them😅!

[@KoriH-zg4mf]

This is so true for no reason- DONT REMIND ME OF THOSE CRINGE ANIME GIRLS!

[@user-co7jm7rx3l]

2:34 SMG4 and TADC are actually one of many good things from this genre 6:50 I now wanna listen to happy days by ghost and pals slowed + Reverb 8:08 Do "What your favorite SMG4 character says about you!" video

[@GracelanCornor]

I DO HAVE THE ATTENCION SPAN OF A GOLDFISH TY FOR BRINGING THAT UP 😂

[@BloxyCraftWasTaken]

3:23 im already nice at arts 😂😂😂

[@Sirkittenthe3rd]

You gotta a long way to got to say the very least

[@Mandoh-arc]

0:17 yes perry, yes it very much is.

[@MDuude310]

0:54 Even though I'm a dude, I sometimes watch Law&Crime Network and Code Blue Cam videos to help me fall asleep faster.

[@Pika25-fw7fq]

New modern Perry to vanilla Perry on halfway through

[@Platina_Leaf]

Under the tech unboxing one I couldn’t help but notice the awesome posters in the background

[@Corgi-Queen]

2:40 I actually pursued that dream and I am an animator with 385 subscribers!

[@steamer11underune10]

386

[@Heyyy_ThereBear]

That’s great! I’m actually working on some stuff myself too !!

[@Corgi-Queen]

@@Heyyy_ThereBear That’s awesome!

[@jackjackiii]

I'm currently practicing on animations!

[@Corgi-Queen]

@@jackjackiii :D

[@weedlechu]

The only things I haven’t watched out of this list are how to get rich quick and sad origin stories. I think watching that much KZbin is a sad origin story in itself lmao

[@NightmareEuphoria]

I watch fandom stuff (depending on what fandom I'm in at the time)

[@Minion_9876]

Yo I do the same!!

[@darthrevan8376]

As a video essay enjoyer I also like writing essays

[@YZAIY0918]

2:02 Me watching Glitch play Roblox or games:👁️👄👁️

[@greenyisdefinitelynotnice]

6:03 bro did not have to call me out😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bdariamihaela]

1:16 I don't go to parties

[@Denali-13]

7:47 why is mvparrys on so hot

[@WhisPro]

2:28 allow us to introduce ourselves VPN, Incognito Mode, Delete History

[@Flitch300]

5:22 - Ayyeeee, this true! Literally my entire playlist! 😂

[@NormanTheDummy_YouTube]

1:22 dislikes are still a thing

[@JadON_Studios]

0:47 me back in 2012

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

I watch mainly Hermitcraft, the Life Series, and animatics (though I am actually an animator myself, and no longer pitifully wishing I could be one ;) Speaking of which, TIME TO GET DRAWING AGAIN!)

[@yare2824]

ooo i

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

@@yare2824 Ayyy! Fellow Life Series enjoyer :D

[@imMittensKitten]

Why hello fellow hermitcraft/life series and animatic watcher 👹 I knew I'd find you here :3

[@yare2824]

fave life season? im 3rd life to OG forever :3

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

@@yare2824 The OG 3rd Life was pretty awesome, but my absolute FAVORITE has got to be Last Life! I loved every single alliance, character arch, funny bit *(COUGH* The Southl-AHA-nders *COUGH)* Martyn’s PHENOMENAL lore, Terry, ALL OF IT! Just *MMM* 👌✨

[@Flitch300]

4:32 - Funny, I use an adblocker like a normal person cuz ads in the middle of songs (w/o an option to listen to it in the background) is the worst!

[@everesthines2228]

fighting animations: you are goated

[@Whimsykit]

1:55 what if the reason is i misclicked and was trying to click an actually good video

[@lynnbrummett2016]

Then you would click off

[@bdariamihaela]

3:29 Yeah

[@BLAZE_BL4Z3]

cool to see more videos

[@The_fun_therian1]

He called us poor 618464816481344831 times in 5185548454946505658 languages

[@theprinterdude9687]

The people who watch these: "What history?"

[@lisia1112]

4:42 i don't have trash voice......................................................................................................i have super trash voice😂😂😅😀🙂🥲😔🥺😞😓😟😥😣😣😭😭

[@Sirkittenthe3rd]

Let me hear it

[@Natoanimates2394]

It's a joke

[@Sirkittenthe3rd]

@@Natoanimates2394 I'm dead serious

[@GhostOfYourBlackCat]

WHAT ABOUT SHIP VIDS????? 😓😓😓😓😓 7:52

[@justsomecheezyguy]

Oh hell nah💀

[@ermwhatareyoudoinghere]

But only SPECIFIC ship videos.

[@le0_y041]

Yes

[@LOLOJOJObus]

3:41 look at your profile picture bro your poor too

[@Inkeyyy]

Blud doesn’t realize the creator won’t reply

[@87firearrow]

War thunder player: praying to every snail you see just so a video game won’t ruin your mental health… again. And you have multiple wifus and some anime plane skins in your files

[@dragonjade8853]

"Everything I say is just a joke" Is spot on 90% of the time

[@Blocky_lol124]

5:32 when will you learn THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[@theholygrail_90]

As an animator when i first started that was also my experience 😂

[@sirmhystik]

I just have one question: how long is the Attention span of a goldfish

[@Normandy_Studios45]

You did NOT include documentaries and stopmotions. Infact you didnt include absolutelly everything.

[@doglover37686]

2:30 bro did NOT have to call me out like that..

[@FectoMemoria]

"Gameplay with no commentary" was accurate as heck for me (I had to turn to that just to get through the first case on Ace Attorney Dual Destinies)