What Your Favorite Fire Emblem Ship Says About You (Awakening, Fates, Three Houses)

[@RomanDonut]

“MEN GETTING PEGGED” never fails to make me laugh

[@thrownstair]

I always have to clap along to that joke when I watch these.

[@tiffany-chan1235]

It's my favorite joke from these!

[@l.n.3372]

Funny enough is that Claude/F Byleth is not the ship I imagined for this recurring joke.

[@TheDentrassi]

Men getting pegged is what I'm a slut for so... sure

[@adsads8778]

it should have been Edelgard and M Byleth though

[@LuriTV]

Petra/Claude: You really REALLY want to have a word with the CEO of racism

[@atlaszurum]

KSKSKSKSK

[@LuriTV]

@@atlaszurum No, Dorothea is the VSCO-girl of FE:TH

[@mawile3037]

Oh man, first playthrough, I was so happy that ending happened, I didn't know it was a thing until the game ended

[@xuanathan]

You want Claude to *not* run off to Almyra

[@tensegranny]

@@LuriTV WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@JelloApocalypse]

"Your ideal date is a Sapphic tea party" Correct.

[@jennyzhao9271]

Correct

[@gothfemboy3339]

Correct 2.0

[@advknight4351]

@@gothfemboy3339 Correct 3.0

[@jpgsouza2001]

Correct 4.0

[@youknowwho6748]

Correct 5.2

[@MasterofPlush]

I love how Claude and Dimitri gets both their F!Byleth and M!Byleth ship discussed but Edelgards sapphic energy is just so strong she barely has any M!Byleth shippers

[@Chaosdude7111]

M!Edeleth: You are heterosexual.

[@williambishop5748]

like 94% certain edelgard cant S rank with M!Byleth

[@noahsmith170]

@@williambishop5748 she can

[@Ryodraco]

@@noahsmith170 Heck, the portrait she draws of Byleth is always male Byleth.

[@l0calcrypt1d]

she's a lesbian fuck off nintendo

[@tardyrenegade3262]

"You used to really like Voltron" COMING RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE WITH THE HEAVY-HITTERS, I SEE

[@tardyrenegade3262]

very good video. i screamed at least thrice. A+

[@holocasm8620]

RIGHT LMFAO I SCREAMED

[@JetZV]

And yet no Voltron ship video has been done.

[@anasaavedra5600]

Erica Padgett SAME HERE

[@notthealexyourelookingfor7876]

@@JetZV good. Lets hope he keeps it that way.

[@KaiserCrocer]

Gatekeeper/either!byleth: you’re tastes are of the highest quality. That and you just want good things for gatekeeper and really, who wouldn’t? Gatekeeper/dark merchant: you’re ideal relationship dynamic is funny side characters that don’t do anything important for the story.

[@l.n.3372]

Dark merchant has the most amusing voice for a dark mage, can't help but like him xD

[@Eugenitys]

@@l.n.3372 TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

[@matchamochi781]

I love you gatekeeper ❤️

[@magentasky234]

Gatekeeper you deserve love!

[@nebulimes2143]

I’m so glad I found people who love the dark merchant as much as I do, he’s so fucking goofy, best boi

[@aisu6473]

"Your ideal relationship dynamic is verified himbo, certified morosexual" Godammit, got me right off the bat

[@andreaguzman4885]

Same!

[@TaiWind]

why wasn't sylvix immediately followed up by doropetra & "you used to be really into legend of korra"

[@ladylexicon11]

“You think the only thing that would have made Beauty and the Beast better is if they were lesbians.” MAYBE SO.

[@Elix10]

definitely so

[@nebulimes2143]

I mean, is he wrong though? MariHilda beauty and the beast AU?

[@siennahartle9069]

I didn’t ship it before but I do now

[@mehspacedorito]

marihilda is my comfort ship and I love them,,, yes they beauty and the beast lesbians we know,,,💕💓💗

[@nebulimes2143]

Anyone who loves MariHilda should check out @svixyo on Instagram (don’t worry this isn’t self promo, I just found them this morning lol), definitely one of my favorite FE3H artists

[@cindynguyen6577]

Dimitri/Marianne: you think the concept of "opposites attract" is highly overrated. Dimitri/Sylvain: you think the concept of "opposites attract" isn't highly rated enough!

[@frisolaxod3835]

Cindy Nguyen you got me with the Dimitri Marianne

[@Ivy-jq6di]

DimiMari is so cute and heartfelt bc of their life experiences, I can't help it lmao

[@dartdevious561]

Not to sound too much like the internet as a whole but... I WOULD KILL FOR DIMITRI/MARIANNE

[@fedechan6325]

What would Sylvain/Ashe be?

[@cindynguyen6577]

@@fedechan6325 your ideal relationship dynamic is jock/nerd

[@malachi3445]

"you spend your afternoons posted up outside the intsys office panhandling for canon gay men" he killed me in one shot. my life is over. this is it. ill never recover from this

[@Sanorace]

This is also the same for Virion x Libra shippers.

[@MegSonic]

"Your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice" "Your ideal relationship dynamic is verified himbo/certified morosexual" Wow thanks for that call out

[@jzhang9498]

catherine/shamir: your ideal date involves getting stepped on. mercedes/annette: your ideal relationship dynamic is childhood best friends. sylvain/ingrid: your ideal relationship dynamic is childhood best friends AND you're heterosexual.

[@adsads8778]

which one is getting stepped on?

[@Dracorex13]

How dare you say something so heterophobic, I am literally crying right now.

[@anydarsnf]

@@adsads8778 catherine

[@adsads8778]

@@anydarsnf yea I guess, although I think Rhea is stepping on both of them

[@emilthefish3776]

@@adsads8778 they take turns stepping on each other

[@vividzephyr6351]

Dedue/Mercedes and Dedue/Ashe be like: You just want good things for Dedue, and really, who wouldn't?

[@sakurawolfgoddess89]

Dedue/Mercedes and Dedue/Ashe also be like: you have an affinity for size difference/gentle giants with sweet smols

[@a-k5929]

dedue/byleth shipper here... we all, truly, just want good things for dedue

[@shinyblue4774]

Practically every ship with him is "we want good things 4 Dudue"......exept maybe Dudue/Ingrid

[@myssledissle]

I fucking killed ashe im so sorry, He came right at me

[@EngineerLume]

Dedue/Ingrid: You don't get why everyone was mad that Green Book won Best Picture.

[@kieransteele2920]

1:56 Me, a gay man that chose female Byleth so that he could romance Dimitri: *Nervous laughter*

[@atlaszurum]

Mlm dimitri lovers solidarity

[@BasiliskKingOfSerpents]

I don’t even feel attacked, just seen. And I did the same for Claude, BUT I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO, INTSYS

[@nessdbest8708]

@@BasiliskKingOfSerpents not a if deal

[@remkiri9489]

Mood

[@nessdbest8708]

@@remkiri9489 Beans.

[@HexManiacQuinn]

"M!Byleth/Dimitri: "You have a thing for angsty boys and getting railed" *snickers, eyeing NicoB* We need confirmation on that second bit, boy...

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

To be fair, he likes Nagito Komaeda. Then again, I do to and sometimes I hate myself for it.

[@wingedmirage4226]

Elizabeth Lee ah hello fellow picky penguins! And yes Nico’s obsession with Dimitri is one of the greatest things in an already awesome LP There’s a Greatest Moments in LPs video on Nico reacting to the White Heron Cup. All of it. It’s about 40 minutes when usually those videos are only 5-10 minutes long at the most.

[@zer0w0lf94]

Watching Nico’s playthrough and noticing the similarities between Bernadetta and Marianne just makes me sad they don’t have any Supports together. Tell me I’m not the only one who platonically/romantically ships the two shy girls! 😭

[@atlaszurum]

@@zer0w0lf94 thatd be so cute

[@gbaboy313]

Yeah this one is probably going to need a 2nd part sooner or later

[@ismathmaksura7902]

yeah doropetra where??

[@katieshupe6298]

This covered like less than a third of the ships from each game

[@XanderVJ]

And a 3rd. And a 4th. And a 5th. And probably an entire KZbin channel, really.

[@BlackKnightsCommander]

Hopefully with some PoR and RD.

[@heavennunya809]

@@ismathmaksura7902 Is it bad I think Bernadetta and Hubert are adorable together? lol. Though, it mildly reminds me of that episode of Ouran where they're like " you know what would make you look less scary?" * pulls out a human*

[@AbsolXGuardian]

I love how most ships in this video aren't even S supports that exist in game.

[@GrandPaladinTyrux]

The real fans know what they want

[@fedechan6325]

@TooLateToTheStory well, you're not wrong. * stares into the distance, where the Gatekeeper fans have gathered *

[@royalcryptid9983]

@TooLateToTheStory OOP, except not really. It's true there's 5 lesbian options but only two are actually decent. And as for the gay options.. Well you either like linhardt or you don't 🙃

[@opinionist9942]

@TooLateToTheStory Jeritza is a gay option, and the new character Yuri is also a gay option according to the Abyss leak from months ago.

[@MegaYasutoshi]

Canon? Outside of Canon? Excuse me but Robin M x Chrom is canon but IS wont allow it.

[@dartdevious561]

It's true: everyone wants the best for Laslow.

[@MaverickRiou]

Dart Devious 10/10 Laslow Best Boy

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Who is this laslow you speak of all i see is Inigo

[@esteban8471]

He really does deserve good things too.

[@cressy3221]

I'm honestly terrified that eldena doubleca5t knew that bout us

[@roaringthunder115]

Yeah

[@V0ID115]

"Your love for Lucina outweights your commitment to the bro code" I mean, he's not wrong.

[@Jorge_Alvarado]

Yeah.

[@chrism1878]

Honestly

[@esteban8471]

I couldn't deny that even if I wanted to.

[@christophermitchell9739]

@@chrism1878 Robcina and Chrobin are best.

[@B-rex395]

Guilty as charged.

[@chevychevron5877]

This video be like: You know what’s better than one “You know what’s better than one thing? Two things.” joke? Two “You know what’s better than one thing? Two things.” jokes.

[@l.n.3372]

How is Dimiclaude the 2 angsty boys tho? I would have expected Dimilix for that.

[@kuronanestimare]

I don't understand how but it feels like every time I hear that joke he somehow tells it slower than he did last time... and it's grating.

[@DERyuga]

Claude's got mysterious angsty energy, y'all need to pick golden deer

[@GarthTheMighty]

Diagram that sentence, will ya?

[@chevychevron5877]

I refuse

[@thrownstair]

Please everyone read the dialogue boxes oh my god

[@acehealer4212]

Why is Claude’s text box just “Ram Ranch”?! I’m-

[@dartdevious561]

Corrin-chan~ (only one I read without pausing)

[@starsymcdoodle6965]

Oof thank you for this I died laughing

[@mistamemewide]

I’m losing my fucking shit on claude’s

[@wingedmirage4226]

Stephen Reed I’m on my phone and can’t read the tiny print on the video :(. Could someone post the texts here?

[@spacecase5118]

Felix/Annette: Your favorite trope is 'the grumpy one is soft for the ball of sunshine.' Felix/Annette: The inherent eroticism of your father loving Dimitri more than you.

[@freckledghost3085]

I mean how often Rodrigue talks about Dimitri and not his own son is kinda bizarre considering he’s not even trying to patch his relationship with his son.

[@friedfriedchicken]

How Fabulous Both of the Faerghus Dads like Dimitri, even as a deranged beast, better than their own living student kid and their dead one.

[@EZog58]

@@freckledghost3085 In the eyes of Rodrigue he technically adopted Dimitri after Duscar. So really Dimitri and Felix are both sons to him.

[@burnttoastbadly]

Ashe/Ingrid: You are a sucker for fantasy adventure novels where the hero gets a happy ending with their love. Ashes/Annette: Want to know what's better than one cinnamon roll? Two cinnamon rolls. Annette/Felix: You like the the grumpy one and the sunshine on cliche. Also you think Annette is a greater singer. Edit 7/14/20: added more Ferdinand/Bernadetta: You ship Raphtalia/Naofumi is Rising of the Shield hero. Linhardt/Flayn: You Originally didn’t ship this but you got their paired ending. Now you are stuck questioning your choices. M!Byleth/Flayn: Every night you fear that Seteth will kill you for your decision. You didn’t ask for this, you just thought Flayn was cute. Dimitri/Marianne: Wanna know what’s better than one depressed person? Two depressed people! Felix/Bernadetta: You watched Lucien Dodge’s twitch stream of Three houses. You also ship their voice actors in real life. Rapheal/Bernadetta: You want what’s best for Bernadetta, and who doesn’t? Dedue/Ashe: You want someone who can cook you a delicious meal anytime. Ashe/Petra: Even though it’s cliche you are a sucker for the princess x the knight. You might also ship Link/Zelda. Dimitri/Ingrid: Same as Ashe/Petra just gender swapped. M!Byleth/Lysithea or Claude/Lysithea: You want what’s best for Lysithea, and who doesn’t? M!Byleth/Marianne: You had a crush on Snow White when you were 5. Sothis/Byleth: You don’t want to admit it but you ship characters with themselves. Dorothea/Byleth: You instantly liked Dorothea when you first saw her. You also made her a dancer on your play through. M!Byleth/Petra: You had a crush on Starfire when you were younger. You also think Petra is best girl. Mercedes/Lorenz: You find Mercedes roasting Lorenz amusing. You also think Mercedes is definitely the dominant one in the relationship. Dorothea/Sylvain: You ship Ladybug/Chat Noir. Marianne/Lorenz: You just want to see Marianne be happy, and there’s nothing wrong with that. F!Byleth/Felix: You have a thing for Tsunderes. You also had a crush on Sasuke. F!Byleth/Caspar: You think Caspar is a cinnamon roll and want to protect him. F!Byleth/Dedue: you have a thing for power couples. You also ship Izumi/Sig from Full Metal Alchemist.

[@TheOwlet22]

...goddammit I was finally called out with Ashe and Ingrid XD

[@burnttoastbadly]

Xifeng I don’t blame you. I’m more of a Ashe/Petra person but they were one of my first paired endings so I still love them.

[@mjade1097]

My brother ships Annette and Felix cause both of them got their dads stolen by Dimitri

[@TheOwlet22]

@@burnttoastbadly tbh thats understandable too, cuz Petra and Ashe supports are cute af. Honestly tho that description for Ingrid and Ashe shippers you did is pretty accurate on my taste of both anime and fantasy novels, that my first reaction reading what you said was: "...what the actual fck?"

[@VaellinTheBard]

@@burnttoastbadly Ashe/Petra! Let's go swimming! Offered to freaking found a knights order for him

[@n00dl3gal]

Sylvix: you used to really be into Voltron. IT'S TRUE BUT HE SHOULDN'T SAY IT

[@tinseltina]

no he NEEDS to say. y'all need to be shamed for this (i'm y'all)

[@pennypeas4665]

ITS THE FIRST ONE!! HE TOOK NO PRISONERS

[@fedechan6325]

I L L E G A L

[@royalcryptid9983]

ITS SO CONTROVERSIAL YET SO BRAVE

[@qheesethecluelessuke2006]

TOO SOON!

[@ThyBirbMan]

I don't even know anything about Fire Emblem but 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝

[@ElfQuestComicDubFamily]

Thy Birb Man my feelings exactly dude!

[@aydanw.5930]

Thy Birb Man mood

[@rubyyro]

The most I know about Fire Emblem comes from playing the mobile app and my brief time playing part of Shadows of Valentia (Echoes) so yeah same here.

[@solmae]

I played or playing all the games he is mentioning. And this is the truth.

[@coltonturbville3851]

Petra x Ignatz(Petz?): You’ve watched Atlantis Lost Empire a thousand time

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

But it, Treasure Planet, and Lilo ans Stich are the best disney movies

[@red5t653]

@@demi-fiendoftime3825 OP never implied it wasn't.

[@b.3432]

fuuuuuuuuuuck now I ship it

[@medusathedecepticon]

Love that movie and those two are cute together

[@android19willpwn]

I feel Claude/Hilda is a better paragon of Men Getting Pegged Byleth / Leonie: you don't think Freud went far *enough.* (alteratively: you idea relationship dynamic is both you and your partner just trying to replace your dead dad)

[@luns8892]

😂😂

[@trashboi1286]

M!Byleth/Dimitri: "You have a thing for angsty boys and getting railed" Me: Okay, fair, but- Claude/Dimitri: "Wanna know what's better than one angsty boy? TWO angsty boys" Me: hOW DARE YOU EXPOSE ME-

[@berrycomplex]

s.... same....

[@magnusprime962]

Except Claude isn’t really angsty.

[@berrycomplex]

@@magnusprime962 every fire emblem character is angsty thats the agenda

[@dragonstouch1042]

I feel like the Dimitri/Byleth jokes are interchangeable....totally not speaking from experience

[@TheRunningLeopard]

The M!Byleth/Dimitri one made me laugh so hard that I woke myself up from being tired, like, oh god, it’s accurate and it hurts.

[@spacelizbian]

The lack of Petra/Dorothea is the only glaring flaw with this video

[@Chaosdude7111]

This is just the same joke as Lissa/Maribelle, but you also love the Exotic Beauty trope.

[@Levyathyn]

The lack of "because you want good things for Manuela", also.

[@Chaosdude7111]

@@Levyathyn That would be for Manuela/Byleth, presumably.

[@VilliageSquidiot]

What about Ashe?

[@Chaosdude7111]

@@VilliageSquidiot Ashe/Caspar: You really love cats. Ashe/Dedue: Your ideal date involves cooking a romantic meal together. Ashe/Petra: Your ideal relationship dynamic is Courtly Love.

[@syzygyzacker2890]

*What's going on?* [ ] It's annoying or not interesting [x] I'm in this video and I don't like it [ ] I think it shouldn't be on KZbin [ ] It's spam

[@aylinhuber42]

I think i shouldnt be on KZbin because i write a math Test tomorrow

[@EchizenNanjirou]

Right! I’m like “dang...I can see that 😂”

[@solmae]

Mood

[@solmae]

The F! Robin x Chrom ship is literally me getting called out. Also this is all too accurate. I cannot.

[@dragonstouch1042]

Alli Mae same. Same...

[@MsAbixxx]

Alli Mae Being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who only drinks respect women juice sounds amazing! Sign me up!

[@ZeketheZealot]

Yup. Yes. Shit was accurate.

[@quiroz923]

I don't know anything about Fire Emblem, I don't even know what it is, but apparently I ship Hilda and Marianne. I do not know who these people are, but I wish them the best.

[@Dracorex13]

Hilda: laziest slacker you ever did meet, could literally seduce you into doing all her homework Marianne: emo Fluttershy

[@weesa9568]

quiroz923 Good.

[@android19willpwn]

you made a good choice

[@mayo4493]

You should pick up a fire emblem game and join our cult. You won't regret it.

[@xoxo.pochacco]

Based

[@Chaosdude7111]

Marignatz (Marianne/Ignatz): Your addition to shy softies got so bad that one day you were like, "You know what's better than one shy softie? Two shy softies." Edelthea (Edelgard/Dorothea): Your ideal date involves singing embarrassing love songs to each other. Ferdigard (Ferdinand/Edelgard): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on. Cathmir (Catherine/Shamir): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of buddy cop movies. Edelys (Edelgard/Lysithea): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma. Dorix (Dorothea/Felix): Your ideal relationship dynamic is bickering married couples. Cysithea (Cyril/Lysithea): You just wanted good things for Cyril, and really, who wouldn't? Ingvain (Ingrid/Sylvain): Your ideal relationship dynamic is Sitcom Wife/Sitcom Husband. AnniMercie (Annette/Mercedes): Your ideal relationship dynamic is just Girls Being Friends, Gals Being Pals. Netflix (Annette/Felix): You're always a sucker for edgy boys who have trouble talking about their feelings. Edeleth (M): You are heterosexual.

[@kaikokamui1574]

Ferdigard almost made me spit my Dr Pepper everywhere

[@Einamu]

damn that last one hit me hard.

[@conradcooper2710]

That last one hit a little closer to home than it should have

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

@@Einamu like that shot put ball to your head?

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Bernix: You know the relationships between the voice actors to some extent. And you wish Maki went with Kiibo instead. Berngard: You got this accidentally. Ashnatz: What's better than one soft boi archer? TWO soft boi archers!

[@Mickey687]

Claurenz (Claude/Lorenz) - You believe in the inherent eroticism of character development through mutual antagonism.

[@Zerobloodify]

"You probably have a 24 page long thesis on the racial politics of 3Houses" EXCUSE ME I DIDNT COME HERE TO BE ATTACKED LIKE THIS

[@l.n.3372]

Dimidue: I do just want good things for Dedue. And honestly, who wouldn't? But damn the Ferdibert caption picture made me laugh xD

[@cm_0011]

Dedue gets it rough.

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

@Aberdeen Harder Think these poltics are fucked up you should see Genology of the Holy War's family trees

[@alisande_]

shamir/catherine: you're wlw and have good taste

[@irreleverent]

You understand the inherent eroticism of lesbian buddy cops.

[@zingamaroo]

You’re just here for some women who can step on you

[@leavemealone802]

*Your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice* That does sound pretty sweet, not gonna lie

[@dragonstouch1042]

Vi Cardoso this is why I always marry Chrom

[@NiGHTSIntoMemes]

EdeLys (Edelgard/Lysithea): You're a sucker for girls recovering from and thriving after shared trauma. EdelClaude (Edelgard/Claude): Your ideal date is a human rights protest. Gotta say I really do love both of these ships though...mostly because I live for people with similar trauma or ideals but different personalities coming together and falling in love.

[@Kilaknux]

Claude would spend that whole protest trying to stop Edelgard from fighting the cops, and it would be glorious

[@samt3412]

I think EdeLys shippers really have a thing for white hair dye

[@alyssaolson7964]

I didn't even know Edelgard/Claude was a ship but I gotta say I'm loving that description

[@wanderlustwarrior]

The accuracy of EdelClaude though.

[@Harkz0r]

I'm usually not into the whole shipping thing, but regardless of the nature of their relationship, Edelgard and Lysithea fit so well together that I have difficulty wanting to picture them with anyone else (other than maybe Byleth).

[@manifestbreastiny]

I just want good things for Marianne, and really, who wouldn't?

[@evec7926]

that's why you ship her with Dimitri

[@Chaosdude7111]

@@evec7926 That's why I ship her with Ignatz!

[@evec7926]

Chaosdude7111 also extremely valid.

[@bradshingler8606]

I accidentally shipped her with Claude...and it was a pairing I didn't know I needed. Jus sayin.

[@WrenIsPhoenix]

I'm shipping her with Hilda in my current playthrough....is this complicated?!

[@Kris-ds6wj]

Caspar x Ashe You are a sucker for bonding through pets

[@StarXedChild]

Calling me out on that one ^^

[@kcsupersonic1]

M!Robin /Cordelia: You thank God for your Best Friend being dense as a brick! Ferdinand/Lorenz: You are probably a Noble who loves Nobles embodying Nobility in a manner befitting of only the Noblest of Nobles M!Corrin/Felicia: You could care less if she can't cook and will likely kill you with some accident in the near future, she's incredibly sweet

[@Ray-hx3rm]

I’ll do some echoes ones since he didn’t Alm/Celica: you either love cannon to obsession, or you obsess over them Faye/Alm: you want to be yandere girlfriend Faye/Silque: you are a firm believer in the inherit eroticism of that thing girls do when they swear off guys after a breakup Foresyth/Python: you’re ideal relationship dynamic is that thing where you tell a cat to not swipe something off the table but then it does anyway Leon/Valbar: you just want good things for Leon Leon/Kamui: you have gotten into several online arguments about whether or not kamuis and Leon’s support conversations were about kamui coming out Saber/Genny: you either have an abuse kink, or you want the best for saber Genny/Sonya: you are a firm believer in the inherit eroticism of having a tragic backstory

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Saber and Genny Damit I'm caught red handed

[@siegesquirrel42]

Berkut/Rinea: You just wanted good things for... both of them, really. And really, who wouldn't? (Also, you probably got really into the headcanon that Marianne is their daughter.)

[@Timtam9000]

For anyone wanting a Berkut/Rinea, you either want good things for Rinea and honestly who wouldn't, OR you enjoy the headcanon that they are Marianne's parents, alot

[@DavidHutchinson0713]

Guilty as charged, on both counts 😅

[@harryfailsgaming1246]

I multi ship. This video was calling me out every second

[@fedechan6325]

Same. I'm literally down with 50% of the ships

[@lyrasotaku1573]

Felix/Annette: You did not expect to ship this but after a few support conversations, this somehow became your Three Houses OTP.

[@crazysmith5408]

LITERALLY

[@HalfLight333]

@Lyras Otaku Dang comrade you just went straight for my throat huh

[@cindynguyen6577]

Dorothea/Ingrid: you still vividly remember the days you suffered from comphet

[@francinemcloughlin6096]

Roy/Liliana: Your a fan of keeping things cannon and keeping things wholesome

[@Xenonfuji]

Eliwood x Ninian: You have gotten in at least 5 heated arguments on the internet on whether this ship is canon or not

[@Hamster7678]

edelgard/sylvain: you believe in the inherent eroticism of hating crests. also. MEN GETTING PEGGED.

[@magnusprime962]

Hamster Art Let’s be real, that’s every het Edelgard ship.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Edelgard tops everyone except female Byleth.

[@siegesquirrel42]

@@wanderlustwarrior and dorothea, for some reason

[@xoxo.pochacco]

YES

[@ngchloe4877]

"You have gotten in at least five internet arguments with people who think Edelgard is a fascist" That's me

[@bradpara]

NG C.A.M. Same

[@EphemeralMemory]

Lol. Forget internet. This happens with coworkers. 😂 (They played Blue Lion route first and have yet to finish anything else.)

[@captainhades1583]

I still don’t believe how people think Edelgard is a fascist. Or how people deny Edeleth is canon.

[@jjmara01]

@@captainhades1583 Sadly I am one of those people for both. I feel talking about Edelgard is going to sadly be a mess, so I rather say I feel Shamir or Ashe to me is more fitting.

[@Vohalika]

@TooLateToTheStory If Edelgard is a fascist, the entire kingdom is full of super fascists who still jerk themselves off to that genocide they committed recently, but I guess we have less negative connotations with the word kingdom and oh yeah the red and black color scheme is pretty damning. Wheee.

[@Chloe_Zana]

I will ship Claude with either Byleth and both of those descriptions are accurate as hell.

[@non-binarycoding5505]

dimidue: incorrect, i want good things for both of them at the same time all the time and forever

[@uppast3474]

the dimidue one is hella facts. dedue deserves deverything

[@friedfriedchicken]

(SPOILERS FOR AZURE MOON) In the no pairing end for Dedue it literally says “After tending to his liege on his deathbed, Dedue resumed his post at Dimitri's grave on the edge of Fhirdiad. There, it is said he stood sentinel over the peaceful realm he had helped build until the end of his days." THIS MAN DESERVES ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING REGARDLESS OF PAIRING

[@730Flare]

He deserved to NOT die offscreen/make his survivability optional in the only route he's playable in.

[@parkerdixon-word6295]

I just want everyone to realize all the text in the image is altered for higher meme density. I missed this for most of the video.

[@MaverickRiou]

Parker Dixon-Word I know! They are the fricking best!

[@chiarafirever616]

The Marianne/Hilda one made me laugh so hard i fell off my chair lmao

[@rainierdanredondo1278]

Edeleth reaction of r/shitpostemblem and r/fireemblem: *You better pump those numbers up, boy. Those are rookie numbers.*

[@hyperssr]

“Verified Himbo, Certified morosexual.” Damn I felt that hard

[@tvftw1]

Fire Emblem Fates: Hey, plot twist, you're not blood related to anyone from Hoshido either, they're all fair game! ...Okay, but what about the people I fully believed were my family throughout the formative years of my life? Fates:...Ara ara, or "Technically an adult, Onii-chan", take your pick

[@mysticknight1494]

At this point I'm just happy that Fates didn't let you marry your one actual sibling

[@a2-2b-9s]

@@mysticknight1494 No but your cousin :D

[@mysticknight1494]

@@a2-2b-9s Fateslandia was a dark and desolate place, devoid of morals and incest laws.

[@alyssaolson7964]

Me, playing Conquest the first time: Man I wish I could marry Azura :( Fates: ArA aRa ShE's YoUr CoUsIn :)))) Me, glad, by some strange, ironic twist of fate that gay marriage is illegal in Fates: yo wtf

[@Luchux177]

@@alyssaolson7964 I mean... Rhajat and Niles.

[@tiffany-chan1235]

Welp, as a person who married Chrom in my first playthrough of Awakening...That is so true oh my god!! Also the edited text box's in the ship pics are so good!

[@ashirisu_]

“Your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice” like how did you KNOW tho

[@mtfoxx3]

"No way is he gonna get M! Chrobin right." "....... he got it right."

[@gryranfelt5473]

Felix/Anette: Your ideal relationship dynamic is the stone-hearted one with a soft spot for the sun-shine one.

[@4rs0n1sm]

That claude/m!byleth hit me yeah i do let CLAUDE BE BI INTSYS "You have written at least 5 victorian vampire AUs" no but i am working on an original story about a vampire in the victorian era and her princess gf "Two angsty boys" S TO P "You thought the only way beauty and the beast would be better if they were lesbians" what wouldnt be better if the main couple were lesbians

[@hatthecat123]

I am 900% here for sapphic vampires. Dish.

[@4rs0n1sm]

@@hatthecat123 its 99% wish fulfillment & indulgence. Hot vampire falls in love with pretty princess while her butch werewolf & witch friends watch her mess around trying to woo the oblivious woman who has never had a woman flirt with her. Ever. Theyre my babies and i love them. Theyre all lesbians and i know its unrealistic but so are vampires & werewolves

[@edslushie570]

I was gonna say “The Star Wars prequels because then Padme wouldn’t have gotten pregnant” but then I realized the galaxy wouldn’t have gone to Sith in that case so now I have nothing

[@4rs0n1sm]

@@edslushie570 exactly dude if padme hadnt gotten pregnant she wouldnt have died which means anakin wouldve never gone dark side boom original trilogy & sequels never happened

[@ShiggitySean]

I'd say that there's a lot but I have a feeling you're just being hyperbolic, in which case carry on.

[@marches45]

Once you have enough ship videos, I recommend a special one where you say what your own favorite ships say about you.

[@rachel9349]

"You used to be really into Voltron." NOT EVEN 5 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO AND I GOT CALLED OUT 😂😂

[@Luchux177]

Corrin/Felicia: "Your ideal relationship is Sitcom Husband/Sitcom Wife."

[@thisnameisuntaken]

What if it’s F Corrin and Felicia?

[@xoxo.pochacco]

Omg yes

[@candyanime2]

Obviously there's like thirty billion FE characters in these games alone but I feel a little sad that my boy Henry got no love at all here. I will provide my own. F!Robin/Henry OR Henry/Sumia: Your ideal date involves wacky hi-jinks, after which, hilarity ensues. Henry/Tharja: Your ideal date involves wacky hi-jinks, after which, a murder ensues. Henry/Olivia OR Henry/Miriel: You think the idea of "opposites attract" cannot be highly rated enough. As a bonus: Gerome/Inigo: Your ideal relationship dynamic is superhero and sidekick but neither can agree on who is which. Ricken/Maribelle OR Literally anyone/Nowi: FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@alyssaolson7964]

Thank you lol

[@acehealer4212]

That Gerome/Inigo joke is so accurate

[@zer0w0lf94]

I actually paired up Henry and Tharja in my playthrough of Awakening. I remember their ending saying Noire frequently switched between moods because both of them were dark mages.

[@kiwikarp9509]

Why Ricken/Maribelle specifically?

[@katlynandjacobtherivertwin3716]

Haha thank you I love Henry/Sumia! (I appreciate many of the ships in fea because I’m a sucker for the characters, but that’s one of my favorites)

[@coffeefordinner]

After playing through Blue Lions route I think my RPG fetish actually might be fixing traumatised edge lords.

[@wingedmirage4226]

You know what’s better than a Cinnabon char? A Sinnabon :)

[@thrawngames6282]

As a Male Robin who married Lucina, you're so right.

[@SarbearOkami]

Meanwhile im over here like Dwyer/Corrin - Ferdinand/Byleth: you really appreciate a guy who can make a good hot beverage

[@anerdyenby]

There are so many Three Houses ships missing from this video...But since I don't know any of the other FE games, I would imagine that there are a bunch missing from those too.

[@Arkayjiya]

The only major one I saw missing was Petra/Dorothea which is on the level of Hilda/Marianne.

[@Decumos]

@@Arkayjiya Mercedes/Annette, Ashe/Caspar, Byleth/Sothis (FBI, open up!), Ignatz/Raph, Manuela/Hanneman, Dmitri/Marianne. There are lots of good ships!

[@anerdyenby]

@@Arkayjiya You could do an entire episode just on Byleth and every character lol

[@EmissaryofWind]

Listen, it's three games in three minutes and these games have a billion characters each

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

This could be a video on any of the three games he used here and it would still be longer than the normal video. Deciding to tackle all three in one though, I'm surprised so many smaller ships even made it.

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

Aww, poor Severa. Even in a shipping fic she can't escape her mother LucSev Best Ship tho

[@josemanipon9808]

Tiki/Either!Robin: You're in love with your childhood friend or you want good things for Tiki and really, who doesn't?

[@Jtblake]

Lindhart/Marianne: You have a weekness for ships so sweet that they give you type 2 diabetes. Bernadetta/Bylith(Either): You just wanted good things for Bernie, and really who wouldn't? Edelguard/Hubert: You are slightly turned on by the thought of a man willing to kill for you just to keep you safe.

[@friedfriedchicken]

*clap clap* -yes-

[@ediewilde5075]

Edelgard/f!Byleth is... accurate...

[@knoodles361]

*sigh* ......yea

[@GrandPaladinTyrux]

it really do be like that :(

[@PhoenixHyena]

yeah XD its for a good cause tho

[@MonarchRigel]

we ride or die on this ship.

[@StarfulSky_]

It’s tough when people compare Edelgard to fascist leaders like Hitler, I just can’t sometimes..

[@technicallythecenteroftheu1349]

"You have gotten into five arguments with people who think Edelgard is a fascist." Rookie numbers.

[@xHeyItsCami]

He said "AT LEAST five"

[@StealthGamer37]

Exactly

[@dannydreemurr]

The F!Byleth x Claude is so TRUE. Listen, no matter the ship, F!Byleth is always the top. Always

[@zer0w0lf94]

0:34 Thank Sothis Jeritza and Yuri were added in DLC. Before them, all we had was Lindhart. Also, NicoB/Dimitri in a nutshell.

[@raich7937]

Holy shit the first ship suckerpunched me right out of the gate omg

[@sethhowell3067]

The edeleth one makes me feel attacked myself

[@liamclarke91]

Honestly, I'm just glad someone acknowledges it.

[@sethhowell3067]

liamclarke91 that people say she’s a fascist, that he acknowledged those people, or that he acknowledged the ship?

[@BrendenTait8858]

Good cause I'm attacking you

[@liamclarke91]

@@sethhowell3067 The first one.

[@Luchux177]

Alternate Robcina: "You just want good things for Lucina, and really who wouldn't?" "Insert Izuocha joke here".

[@MemesToa]

Funny story about my strange connection to Azurrin: I got the game when it released(First game I ever pre-ordered, got all 3 routes), and I went in the order of Birthright, Conquest, then Revelation. All throughout the first 2, I was convinced that Azurrin was meant to be the canon pairing, and so I kept them paired. Fast-forward to playing Revelation Chapter 24, beat the chapter and I get the reveal. I legitimately closed the game, set it aside, and had a slight existential crisis about what I'd just done, to the point of genuinely considering restarting the game so I could pair them differently. Sheer laziness led me to keeping the pairing, and I still pair them out of pure unadulterated habit.

[@enbypolyshostan]

i got owned so hard by the ferdibert one that i disintegrated. thank you

[@rosaliepineda2033]

Gotta love Ferdibert's vampire aesthetic :> Also I haven't played the game yet, but I would most definitely be a Chrom/F!Robin shipper oop

[@nerosoraru]

byleth / seteth: u want to be, or are a big fan of, step parents

[@lloydchristian936]

Robin/Sumia: You are desperate for any kind of content for this ship

[@mikurohoshizora9438]

but where is gerini and their “I WANT TO BE MANHANDLED”

[@loronaranja7]

Gerini: You like situations that out of context are extremely homosexual. You also ship Giorno and Mista from JJBA.

[@fedechan6325]

Just two angsty boys

[@valkyrie-randgris]

"Favorite Fire Emblem Ship!" =D "Awakening, Fates, Three Houses" D= Apparently what my favorite FE ship says about me is that I'm old.

[@adsads8778]

I felt the same way, then I saw the description, hes doing the older games =D

[@conspiracypanda1200]

tell us your shipppssss...

[@fedechan6325]

Were you thinking about Colm and Neimi?

[@user-rk5yc6oz8m]

Rath x Lyn...

[@selena3467]

Sylvain/Mercedes: "You want to make Crestbabys"

[@friedfriedchicken]

Selena I got that A-Support on my second run not knowing that A-Supports get shared endings so I got really surprised/scared. Especially when Mercedes and Annette had the shared ending on that run which led me to believe that Sylvain and that support was creepier than it was

[@cbhensoncbhenson5515]

Dimitri/Edelgard: You see a very clear and direct solution to this whole war for Fodlan thing and are willing to ignore the incestuous implications if it means bringing peace to the land.

[@DrMDHyde]

cbhenson cbhenson Also, Angy pals that have a hard time talking about their feelings!

[@xHeyItsCami]

I mean...you're not wrong. This is one of my Dima ships for a reason. Also...step-siblings...so America would see it as incest, yes. Would Japan, though?

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

I ship it

[@therealkenny6]

Dimitri/Claude/Edelgard: You just want a Three Houses: Revelation route.

[@Charmergirl-ed1sf]

Lissa X Henry: You’re favorite romcom trope is Opposites Attract

[@android19willpwn]

you misspelled Donnel x Maribelle it's what she deserves.

[@nightfrost1891]

for my lissa x henry self i like to argue why they are the most canon because owain as odin exists (and his fascination with all things dArK)

[@CleverCover05]

Damn, I got called out by the video today and the comments section. I adore both those pairings.

[@sirkillalot9892]

Robin x Lissa- You wanted to get close to your best friend by marrying his sister. Robin X Sumia- You want good things for Sumia and who wouldn't? (unless you are a F!Robin x Chrom fan) Inigo x Severa and Virion x Sully- You are a firm believer of playing hard to get pays off. Owain x Cynthia- Your ideal date is a D&D session Robin x Tiki- You love Angel x Devil ships Basilio x Flavia- You love two characters arguing because it is like actual marriage

[@FreakigesSternchen]

‪“you just want good things for laslow” YES I DO ‬

[@chrysanthosvice4867]

The Sylvix take literally opened my eyes as to why i don't like any sylvix fic - no one who shipped Klance knows what romance is

[@chrysanthosvice4867]

Before you @ me just know I am immune to hornets so I just like swinging at hornets nests like these

[@eriseditsstuff]

I screamed when I saw Xanlow. I thought I was alone in shipping it! And well... the ten other people

[@pixxyofice]

What side of the fandom are you on? Genuine question. It was everywhere when fates was the newest game in the series, and might still be, for me

[@courtneysingleton2945]

I know it's impossible to get all the fire emblem ships in one video but Owain/Odin not getting mentioned once? My poor himbo

[@thebravegallade731]

This

[@ohwowitsthatguy9154]

Your ideal relationship dynamic is "Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub~"

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

What is his biggest ship? Is it Inigo?

[@l.n.3372]

@@shadowofdimentio4618 I thought Inigo was with Gerome in their most popular.

[@StaleOreoCookies]

Leigh Needleman It totally used to be but I think it’s been overshadowed by inigo/owain (and not to mention laslow/xander) after fates

[@alyssaolson7964]

I've noticed a disturbing lack of Henry in this video, so I've decided to add every Henry ship I've seen so far (it's only five but to be fair watching half your otp fall in love with a bunch of other people over and over again is emotionally taxing as well as time consuming) in right here. Hip hip hooray! Henry/Tharja- You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of having similar hobbies Henry/Olivia- You are a firm a believer in the inherent eroticism of amateur psychiatric help Henry/Sully- You're a firm believer in 👏MEN👏GETTING👏 PEGGED👏 Henry/Panne- You think the only way the found family truth could possibly be improved is if they fucked at the end Henry/Cordelia- You just want good things for Cordelia, and really, who wouldn't?

[@robinhoodproductions5102]

To the last one: a lot of people actually

[@zer0w0lf94]

The first one: guilty as charged.

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

@@zer0w0lf94 dito

[@DavidHutchinson0713]

I'm Team Henlivia, and boy do I feel called out on that one 😅

[@Kefkaownsall]

DoroPetra: you believe the in the inherent eroticism of the sea

[@ayennie6969]

The Claude/F!Byleth part with them claps sent me 😂