What Your Favorite Touhou Character Says About You (Read Desc.)

yeah, this one took awhile to make
FORGOT ABOUT TSUKASA: You can say she slipped past my radar
also forgot miyoi: you're an alcoholic
Alternative desc for eiki: You have good tastes
caution: this video contains references to dead tumblr memes from 2012
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[@R8Spike]

Chiyuri: Based AF (#not biased) Mima: just getting into pc-98 or wrote too many PC-98 fics Gengetsu: a twitter artist Mugetsu: follows those twitter artists PC-98 alice: you either only know the fannon or hate how flandreised the fannon is Shingyoku: not a Monosexual Ellen: you read the source matiral Elly: BAD APPLE!! Meira: Queer AF. You hedcannon her as a homophobic lesbian A pc-98 midboss:You write WAY too much fanfiction that doesn't exist

[@KonngaraFan]

Yes

[@GenghisConnThr333]

me as a yumemi fan:

[@BinglesP]

Me, a YuugenMagan fan: I just think Biblically Accurate Angels are cool and freaky

[@hopper8514]

Yuugenmagan: you have good taste

[@BinglesP]

@@hopper8514 I do so thank you

[@Bigofartyfart]

He has a beef with 89% of the characters here it's insane

[@notaco2hu]

the owner of this channel is female

[@embreadiment]

The bias and hate...it's so REAL

[@user-nx2qq5ds7t]

@@notaco2hu fake

[@kappamaki1]

my youmu and yuyuko were safe from it

[@BinglesP]

And to think this is one of the TAMER interpretations(some of them are basically "what character turns you on" more than anything)

[@superbubbleguppies11]

i love how these all range from something simple like "you like oranges" to "YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS"

[@SpringySpring04]

Hey nice Milk bag game pfp

[@superbubbleguppies11]

@@SpringySpring04 thank you (●ˇ∀ˇ●)

[@Evil_Frog]

milk chan profile detected

[@superbubbleguppies11]

@@Evil_Frog yep im milk chan irl

[@artboni3446]

Even if you don't like Suika you gotta admit that "This is bad, i'm sobering up!" is one of the greatest lines ever written

[@neiwantstofight1928]

I like Suika just because of her antics

[@The-Duke-Of-Dorks]

I love Suika bc when i first saw her my alcohol addiction came back after 2 years

[@CacoPholey]

As an Okuu fan she's my favorite because she's the only character I've ever seen to hit the perfect sweetspot of "huge nerd" and "huge dumbass"

[@BinglesP]

I think Ed from _Ed Edd n' Eddy_ also fits that definition, though he basically is just a male Okuu/Koishi anyway

[@KirbyLinkACW]

It's funny because I normally don't like dumb characters, but Okuu is easily my favorite.

[@betergrif9504]

I like to use the term "idiot savant" to describe Okuu

[@Xbalanque84]

I like Utsuho mostly for the complex layering of her character design. Somewhat subtle yatagarasu symbolism, _and she's wearing the Chernobyl Elephant's Foot?_ Color me intrigued.

[@Pudding404]

"Go to the asylum, NOW." I was expecting to be called basic beyond words but I guess I'll just leave. You know how hard it is to type this in a straight-jacket?

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

I'm guessing the joke is that she basically doesn't exist most of the time. It'd be like having an imaginary friend be your favourite character.

[@melody5296]

@@Hijiri_MIRACHION Speaking of imaginary friends... a while ago I realized that my own imaginary friend turned out to be Koishi herself.

[@ricardopires2168]

@@melody5296 How many times did she stab you?

[@sakuchi4914]

@@melody5296 you must be joking, right? Lol

[@melody5296]

@@sakuchi4914 I'm not joking. I'm serious.

[@_autumnshot_]

"you're here for the armpit porn not the actual game" wtf no

[@02suraditpengsaeng41]

* Aggressive click to marisa *

[@Starslayer777]

THE MOST GENUINE COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO

[@Shyguymask]

I'm not even a Meilling fan and that one hurts LMAO

[@ericwijaya2119]

Bruh I'm a Marisa fan and it's somewhat so relatable it hurts

[@yukko_parra]

me likes marisa and I'm defo not just a newbie... right? 2 years enough to get a license that isn't newbie right?

[@setsunemariearouet]

As a Yukari fan, I think I need a bigger beef than just "Get out".

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

You're a Yukari fan, start some beef yourself. That's what Yukari does best, right?

[@setsunemariearouet]

@@UltimaDoombotMK1 hell yeah

[@LemonEnthusiast1422]

i like every touhou character because each one has their own charm

[@AltraHapi]

Except Kaguya -a Mokou fan

[@deadlyslayer271]

Based.

[@swampcooler8332]

Ah, so you always try for the harem route

[@filmblox9845]

Admit it, you find Reimu's Armpits her "charm"

[@LemonEnthusiast1422]

@@filmblox9845 Well...kind of

[@deadxprincess]

if your favorite character is marisa you're either super new, a girl, or been in the fandom for like 12 years now

[@BinglesP]

That's actually super accurate Probably why I don't get the hype because I'm neither super new nor been in the fandom for 10+ years(getting close though, I'm going on ~7)

[@IsabelElysium]

I've been in the fandom for 5 years, and Marisa has been one of my favorite characters for 2 years. She's a nice character, in my opinion. Her patterns are something expected, surprisingly it's also one of the characters I don't get much excitement for.

[@fishingwithkirby3989]

It's that wizard hat, it makes her so fucking cute

[@jx_1132]

I am indeed new, and I sticking with her for the end of times, fuck everyone else, "expect for Kanako and Inubashir,i gargle on some burning balls."

[@alexthibodeau979]

I'm still very very new to Touhou and Marisa is my favorite character so far because she has some spunk. Her banter is the most entertaining in the few games I have played so far.

[@chitzz]

As a Mokou fan im currently swimming in the Denial river

[@CYN_Zombie]

Rin Satsuki : you LITERALLY don't exist, you're the Gaster of touhou

[@harvest_crow]

I guess the creepypasta meme thingy helps, not enough though.

[@IsabelElysium]

I don't know how someone would like a practically non-existent character scrapped away from everything.

[@user-qf9eq1ur3z]

Rin Satsuki The Between World Kirin Maiden

[@Geodorii]

As a Sakuya enjoyer, I can confirm that I can only see myself from the eyes of others.

[@moritamikamikara3879]

What he means is you're a Jojo fan and can't think about anything else

[@nopenopington2880]

"You like tomboys, or you like femboys." Both actually.

[@oofacethemilkshake806]

We think alike

[@nopenopington2880]

@@oofacethemilkshake806 Hell yeah, bi bros!

[@davilillo8683]

as a Yuuka fan I can confirm that i'm the letter M right now

[@mewtwoplaysyt3184]

I like Rumia because of how underappreciated she is by the community. Only a handful of fanworks with her in it, the only one with her as the focus being Osana Reimu, and people ignoring the fact she was the first boss of the Windows Era. The memes help, sure, but I like the Roomba because not a lot of other people do Edit to add: I feel like a majority of Koishi fans really only came about due to KKHTA, does anyone else think that?

[@notaco2hu]

i love rumia because she's oddly comforting to me, but god damn some of her fans are the most braindead people ever

[@mewtwoplaysyt3184]

@@notaco2hu As a Rumia fan, I can confirm I am braindead

[@Vgamer311]

I’d argue that part of the reason KKHTA is so popular, and possibly part of the reason why it exists in the first place, is because Koishi was already a very popular character. You could completely ignore everything in fanon and Koishi still just straight up has one of the most interesting and probably *the* most emotional plot in the series.

[@Sneedposter93]

@@Vgamer311 no it’s because most touhou fans are mentally ill 4channers or come from mentally ill 4channers

[@sufficient4834]

Unfortunately being the first boss in the Windows era is all Rumia has going for her

[@katyusha1283]

Trying not to make controversial video challenge (impossible)

[@khvostov7g-023]

Being a non-touhou fan, I have recognized 4 total characters. Crystal lady 0:19 (the mascot?) Japanese Goblin 1:07 (the meme) Koishi Komeiji 2:37 (guess who found KKHTA first) Koishi’s sister? 2:28 (silly string eye 2)

[@bleakds]

The Crystal Lady is Cirno, and isn't the mascot, but is a popular character (especially in memes).

[@neuralstrings8015]

why is this so funny "Crystal Lady" lmao

[@mikushatsune]

meth fairy

[@BinglesP]

Yes, that is Koishi's older sister, Satori. You can remember this because "Satori" is also their species name(weird, I know). They also have opposite color schemes; green and orange, red and blue! The Japanese Goblin's name is Suika. She's a size-shifting alcoholic, basically. (You should really get into it. It's overwhelming at first, but I got into the fandom when I was literally 9 years old so it shouldn't be too hard)

[@SDoggo]

@@BinglesP I also got into the fandom at a fairly young age, and well, I have not changed that opinion. One thing I related to at the start was being very, very confused. Now I am still here and now even more of a nerd. Worth it!

[@astralogicsktt5437]

whats an M

[@Ayavanni]

Masochist

[@carl879]

@@Ayavanni Well God f*cking damn it then, in the only stuff i have seen about Touhou i can 100% say that Joon is my favorite character.

[@ryandelmundo4965]

Who is last character? The shadow thing?

[@neroox8130]

@@ryandelmundo4965 Chang'e

[@ryandelmundo4965]

@@neroox8130 I thought it was lord tsukuyomi

[@thefriendlycat434]

me a mike fan: oh lets see what he put for her him: you want to be a maid catboy dont do my girl like that :(

[@rosymuscovy7967]

It’s scary how accurate they are

[@matt7399]

Fr, this is straight to the point and doesn't reach that much. Tells it like it is tbh

[@kirimusse]

How the hell am I supposed to interpret the "Get out"??

[@callumbreton8930]

Indeed, if it were a gun you could fire it in China and still got an American

[@kappamaki1]

@@kirimusse get out

[@toolboxhandle]

As a Meiling fan i only can say 年长的女人很有吸引力.

[@thisisaperson1536]

嗯，我认同 we becoming chinese fr

[@blockeontheleafeon]

1:10 WRONG! I like her for one reason and one reason alone. *WRIGGLE KICK!*

[@ukownphantomGrin]

As the resident Junko Stan I can say I have a very good relationship with my mother. The problem is that I'm R A C I S T.

[@moharexx3128]

based

[@wriggletime1412]

I appreciate your neutral sounding stance on Wriggle

[@pepperedbell7363]

*Me, a Kasen Fan*: Well you see, it all started 500 years ago when Yukari came up with a plan to-

[@off1314]

Wdym Ichirin fans don't exist. They keep making a million jojo jokes about the 3 of us even though it's not even the reason (main) reason we like her.

[@atpsoldat6108]

I thought Ichirin fans exist solely to ship her with Futo.

[@IsabelElysium]

I once got into a phase where I was obsessed with Ichirin. Like seriously, I appreciated her character and her design. I thought everything was cool of her and even maxed her out in Lostword until I got out of that meaningless phase. But seriously, Ichirin is a pretty cool character, she has Unzan at her side. She has a nice personality, I'd say she is not that overrated, it's just a not really popular and not that special character I guess.

[@SDoggo]

4:55 WAIT- no way right? My aunt is an artist, and yes she does remind me of her... 😅

[@TheRealHelvetica]

Megumu & Chimata: “You participated in oncelerization” Momoyo: “You participated in Minecraft”

[@Xbalanque84]

WTF is "oncelerization?"

[@jvts8916]

I still maintain that the SSiB detractors have Mandela effect because most of the things Yorihime is disliked for are either a KKHTA thing or attributing Lunarian stereotypes to the first one they see out of Eientei. That or they're still not letting the sisters live down that bad first impression as if that's all they are.

[@Shyguymask]

I just don't like overpowered mary sue characters

[@Ayavanni]

☝️

[@MedsieLovr]

@@Shyguymask Yorihime is a high ranking military official of what's basically the galatic 3rd Reich, and is also veteran of many wars. No doubt she's overpowered. Especially when her opponent is someone like Reimu, who canonically said by ZUN asks for rematch until she wins. Can't say the same for Toyohime though since she didn't have much role in SSiB, the Lunarians in general are always decipted as absurdly more powerful than the residents of Gensokyo, to the point where confront them directely always result in failure, as shown by Yukari in SSiB, the only way to really defeat the Lunarians (even if not directly) is to avoid confront and out-smart them. But with folks such as Okina and Hecatia running around, they may eventually be defeated.

[@ultimapower6950]

@@MedsieLovr “confront them directly always results in failure” Say that again when I nuke them 100x over.

[@MedsieLovr]

@@ultimapower6950 Average okuu fan trying to not make a joke about nukes and explosions every 5 seconds in a interaction with another sentient being (challenge impossible)

[@Kelleck]

you forgot about the most important character divine spirt midboss from the hit game ten desires

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Bro called me gay and refused to elaborate further...

[@hjt091]

Flandre's got a new lease on life, she's not the fanon queen any more. Well, she still is but she actually has a proper character now.

[@i.nakanon]

Man Yuyuko needs more hugs

[@Xbalanque84]

But you can't hug ghosts.

[@DominatorLegend]

4:34 Should've been: "You really like that Spongebob episode about the squeaky boots"

[@vystaria]

wow, the sagume one is literally 1 to 1 accurate lmao, i find her ability really interesting and her outfits nice, i love her pose

[@taodivinity1556]

Funnily enough my favourite nowadays is Tenshi and I'm someone that actually adores order instead. As for my Miko pfp, I also have it on Twitter, so her description is fitting.

[@filmblox9845]

I am now an Edgelord NPC 0:31 3:36 Always a good combo

[@dorcasmutton6335]

Eeehhhhh I guess I don't mind tired girls, I'd prefer she be well rested though because I want the best for her

[@Ayavanni]

True satori fans:

[@ultimapower6950]

Well now I know that I’m pretty much a result of what would happen if a Utsuho fan and a Yommu fan shared a brain

[@dabnoob317]

As a Yukari fan, I will not pass up this convenient excuse to leave this fandom right now.

[@okuu5091]

As a Suwako enjoyer, I can confirm, it is the hat.

[@kcr1694]

this video is a breath of fresh air, i was expecting the same tired jokes as always, aligning with character stereotypes, but it's blunt about the pedo "allegations" and has some unexpected jokes lol

[@Linear2-]

Haven't shopped at hot topic, will be sure to check it out tho!

[@daichungus]

Additional things for Aki sisters: -You like autumn -You watch Philiponbread's October First/Oktoberfest video every year -You had multiple failed runs in Mountain of Faith -You rewatched Moistcritikal's old Touhou video multiple times Hina fans: -You are depressed but hopeful -You like the stage theme better than the boss theme -Ku kuru kuru kuru kuru I say this as a fan of all three.

[@jx_1132]

Wait moist used to play the 2hu games, Ebic!!1!1!1!!

[@daichungus]

@@jx_1132 yeah he played mountain of faith one time kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpfKlqx3a7qHes0

[@swoovat]

probably your best video yet tewi and sakuya got me giggling

[@longlivethe9989]

The faaaairies 😭

[@LunaticRabbit_25]

1:22 Who does not love a highly trained rabbit to kill anyone physically and psychologically? And yes, I wanted an interaction with Kasen and mima in a manga because yes

[@gloglablyn]

Even though it's a fan work, I liked Reisen's portrayal in "The Reisen".

[@Lucasroboguy]

The two dudes collecting off brand dragon balls are my favourite lol

[@IC-23]

Kisume: I'm Flattered :) someone else who appreciates the festering bloodthirsty abomination with a cute smile 🤝

[@user-pk4nr6dy9g]

“You’re motherless” It’s funny… because it’s true. How did you know?

[@BoundaryYoukai]

Having Yukari as your favorite character could also mean you are just into elegant women or you just genuinely want chaos.

[@fachrezaaz4004]

Most accurate description of Nazrin fans here, I 100% sure most of her fan is NYN fan rather Nazrin.

[@ZephyrusMapping]

>Grouping up all the PC-98 You disappoint.

[@conatus1306]

I'm willing to accept that diagnosis on Patchouli. My room has more space for books than for me... so...

[@godfreysneakily2802]

this is totally accurate and not biased at all

[@matt7399]

Reminder that the fairies are all decades old and other characters like Remi and Tewi are hundreds of years old. I say for no reason in particular, completely unrelated to the video of course 😅 Also where's Fortune Teller and all of his many fans.

[@spaghettiking7312]

Finally. I knew this video was inevitable.

[@guliverjham8148]

This video is the incarnation of every competitive lobby today. One step out of their normal and they legit be like: "you are every single worst thing in this world and more."

[@RayanialGD]

the "sorry for your loss" got me lmao

[@KurtZenNx1]

Jimbo fans:

[@oo-jy2co]

4/5 of my top 5 were either fat or old lady, I guess I learnt something about myself

[@tenshi-sama5045]

As a Tenshi fan, being chaotic is what makes her so intresting, even a lazy person like me feels energized just by watching her antics

[@MezzoEnzis]

"You main Luigi." This guy seems to hate touhou's, but that one was funny

[@Kyodali]

5:43 me when i read the entirety of WaHH and also knowing 20 percent of Japanese folklore

[@8193qq]

4:12 as a hecatia fan who often shops at hot topic this is actually true

[@limonadik_lol4246]

Luckily, I don't play this, because I don't crave armpits, I don't like little girls, I go outside, I exercise, I have friends, a gf, a decent social life, and I shower more than once a week

[@squidgamer-wu4kb]

why cant i just find a character cute nowadays without some sort of backlash? also the letty one is true

[@brakistroier]

Ichirin: you don't exist Me: *disappears from existence*

[@yainaya_]

I'm wondering why out of all the characters Kanako fans got that description, but it might just be perfect.

[@leasthornytouhouenjoyer]

YOU CAN'T TAKE ME OUT OF THE FANON

[@Dad_B0wser]

As an Alice fan, i agree, we watch a lot pf fanfiction but not that sickening, that's how we find good histories like grotesque land history

[@BinglesP]

As a Touhou fanfic writer(I haven't released any yet but I probably will someday), I thank you for that

[@TheKoakuma]

0:13 - C'mon, It's not like we couldn't bring some individual ones to the list

[@kaineLotus]

1:05 _stays_ I like all the tofus

[@aidanshepherd7499]

Bro hit me with the Get out+ go to the ASYLUM, damn

[@theh5099]

"You're a Posadist" No, I am NCDer

[@wolfcraft484]

severe lack of tsukasa

[@Ayavanni]

SHIT I FORGOT 😭😭😭

[@Ayavanni]

Check desc.

[@wolfcraft484]

she did indeed slip past your radar its ok its hard to remember every touhou character

[@TheRealFraston]

No Tsukasa is too much Tsukasa.

[@cheekibreeki904]

0:31 as a wise man once said, "I am an NPC, b*tch, you ain't playing me, ayy".

[@RemiliasHusband]

Alternative description for Remilia: "You're based and have good taste" Remilia über alles.

[@vriskaserketvore413]

*Hey Mister intensifies*

[@chococornet833]

Me a patchy fan: "a nerd on firearm don't have bullets like the one they use but gotta resort to actual bullets"

[@Dukstless]

"You, too are a fucking nerd." [looks at my 180 hours 100% savefile in Explorers of Sky] [also that one time I went through two localizations of a game just to document the regional differences] yes

[@ltsora6276]

i was like ok i'm not any of these so far thank god and then mokou came up and i felt a cold chill run down my spine

[@3ruuh_yaguh]

So,i love Komachi...for the same reason of Yuyuko,it's counting too?

[@TXFlyveon]

as a hardcore Okina fan... I'll take that as a compliment, thanks

[@CouldYouYesnt]

"I bet the cute characters are precious and have nice th-" >Casually called a pdf-file several times well damn

[@cakestealer5983]

As someone who knows nothing, WHATS WRONG WITH YUKARI

[@Koishi_Gurobutorotta]

"God damn it Yukari" moment

[@Artaxerxa]

Holy shit can't even deny the Iku one

[@spaghettiking7312]

This is brutally accurate.

[@Eeeeerrttr]

I got called a lolicon, told I read too much fanfics and told to get out. Should I worry?

[@Flan_Nan4444]

For now, I don't have any favourite character (It used to be flan, but since I got out of the fanon and started to look more at the canon side she just stopped being my favourite) but I gotta say I like most of them, even if they dont exist, lol

[@JohnSmith-iw1wd]

The Akyuu one was spot-on.

[@Midniar]

As a Shion fan, I found myself really wanting to help her since she's so poor in spirit, mind, body and money... ("She's so me frfr")

[@braydeno4189]

staggeringly accurate omg

[@Nick_works]

5:31 there is no or here.

[@lilythebestlesbian]

As a Merry Renko fan, I am indeed really fucking gay.

[@okuu_utsuho]

5:59 in one of the videos I watched today, I found out that Akyuu is in her last year rn.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

3:18 What does she have to do with "liking them THICK"?

[@asshrimpleasthat799]

op looking like a fool after seiran's charming and fun story in touhou 19!!!

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

Man I love Zun's older artstyle because it makes the characters so goofy