What Your Guitar Says About You

[@keili222]

Squier slander is real. We just broke my guy

[@hongkongdad928]

Someone with a squier murdered his family probably

[@keili222]

@@hongkongdad928 only logical explanation

[@andersons470]

Why explain

[@ThrillHouse666]

I bought mine for the seafoam green finish, put Elixirs on it and now it's become one of my favorites.

[@SparkyPCGMR]

but the starcaster classic vibe is cooooool

[@Cryptic0013]

"You're either broke, just starting out, or completely insufferable." Bold of you to assume I can't be all three.

[@thekaratekidpartii2169]

He didn’t say “broke”.

[@beckingston.]

yea he did@@thekaratekidpartii2169

[@gabrielmartini99]

that's not what he said wtf

[@ChaseEdits_0916]

He called me old

[@Prestontheguitarkid]

He said I punch holes in walls

[@PineMountainMusician]

“She’s not coming back bro, put the guitar down” damn bro really just called out every Midwest emo player ever

[@Matix1179]

Im not emo but i wanted some cheap guitar which looks good and sounds good and found one for 120€ its very good guitar

[@PineMountainMusician]

@@Matix1179 honestly teles are awesome

[@LongLiveRockAnRoll]

Can also apply to country music which uses Teles often.

[@who0icu812]

Ah country music?

[@ofangelsflipz]

Whu you gotta do the tele like that? Its been nearly a decade, im over her.... fuck.

[@ShmunkoGGS]

"You hate anyone that doesn't look like you" ☠️☠️

[@JohnpaulDejoria666]

Weird, the guitar isn’t black in color ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@ghostfacemace]

same💀

[@silverrain99205]

Sounds like racism lol

[@janniklaswittmann1667]

Wait I have a dfh and a washy 🥲

[@seansimpkin4837]

​@@janniklaswittmann1667 I am jealous!

[@r0gu353]

Gotta protect the Jackson sponsors I see 👀

[@EthanRadell]

*shows HT7* "youre still trying to justify this purchase after 3 years"

[@lsu1992]

Fender is Jackson

[@carminep.5960]

@@lsu1992no. just cause fender owns jackson does not at all make them even similar guitars in the slightest bit they're absolute worlds apart

[@lsu1992]

@carminep.5960 world of shit. I wouldn't use a made in China Jackson or Fender for anything other than firewood.

[@tead5864]

lmao

[@TomHowl]

as an Ibanez player, i can confirm i shouldn't pick up a guitar ever again

[@SHOWEM]

As an ibanez player, I can't do anything other than rhythm, but atleast the chugging sounds tight

[@iLIKESNIPERS47]

@@SHOWEM get a bass

[@SHOWEM]

@@iLIKESNIPERS47 no lol I love my guitar

[@iLIKESNIPERS47]

@@SHOWEM I like both.

[@SHOWEM]

@@iLIKESNIPERS47 yh but I feel like I'd get bored dumbing down my chords into single notes.

[@r4nd0mStuff]

Us Epiphone guys have been spared...

[@Slushie_ZA]

Haha, true.😂🙌🏼

[@BoredRn69]

Let’s not fuck up our only chance

[@dr.slimewise7650]

Shhhhhh he'll hear us

[@TheDailyQuack]

For now

[@hanabir4]

problem is that Epiphone is owned by Gibson that makes Les Paul’s sooo😂

[@Sr.siriuss]

Plot twist: he is a bassist

[@JDPower-mk3xe]

I never had a single energy drink until after I bought a Schecter

[@brandonrayjr5163]

Ong

[@gabrielkirchgestner556]

I've had eight Rockstars (it's been a whole hour since it arrived)

[@redbloodedamerican2346]

I've got 4 Schecters and still dont drink them. And ive never punched a wall. And hes got Gibson and PRS backwards. He needs to learn more about guitars. PRS has only founded in the 1980s. Gibson is over 100 years old!

[@T4llJak3]

🤓​@@redbloodedamerican2346

[@rowanmartin4397]

I’ve had a schecter v for four years and I’ve never had an energy drink 💀

[@fortepiano4491]

Yamaha players stay low-key fr fr

[@Koijn2K]

Most underrated guitars

[@profitnadeem]

Yup yup

[@bercal6180]

ESP as well

[@pooritech]

A rev star and a Washburn idol... What am I?

[@DLCoker666]

Youre next

[@jordanmckee1349]

The Ibanez one is perfect lol

[@SirHeadly84]

I've never felt so accurately depicted..but also so personally attacked in my LIFE. 😂

[@feraligatorade99]

Stopped me from buying one, I’m definitely not good enough lol

[@jpettltd]

I love ibanez.

[@asra2729]

​@@feraligatorade99buy one then fight to earn the title. Let the fight in it self be the fun tho not the title

[@feraligatorade99]

lol i'm fine with my epiphone@@asra2729

[@tsivils1987]

Squier slander will not be tolerated. Insane value for money, especially with the sonic line. I can't hate on someone who swears by them even after they get more money and more advanced. Some people just don't like getting scammed by big-name companies asking 3k for a guitar that sounds 3% better than a modern squire. Going with Squier and modding it yourself down the line is the move.

[@renozz1308]

The 50s classic vibe is way better then my professional 2 you just have to fix the fretting area id say after 800 dollors your getting screwed over i regret buying a professional 2

[@tsivils1987]

@@renozz1308 Yep! They've really upped their quality. I was so impressed by my first guitar I just bought a jazz bass literally 7 mins ago🤣 you have impeccable timing.

[@theknownjames3025]

Squiers really upped their game quite a lot! I bought my first electric guitar as a Squier and I’ve been modding it to my needs! Putting a decent amount of mods into a cheap Squier goes a longer way than buying an expensive guitar in my opinion.

[@mosthatedminnesotan]

As a schecter player, I appreciate the brutal honesty.

[@cameronj6161]

Fellow Schecter player! 🤘🎸

[@yi_ooo]

just ordered mine the other day, can’t wait for it to arrive

[@Brohan97]

Schecter gang

[@vruss3371]

I am also schecter main. Christian djent so maybe no wall punching but definitely energy drinks lol😅

[@Jarrettsville_Garage]

only energy drinks i’ve had is prime energy and red bull sugar free and if you look next to my amp you’ll see holes in the wall

[@shawnmcvey7789]

Jazzmasters: I will never learn music theory and require 40 delay pedals.

[@3rdalbum]

It's weird, because Jazzmasters were originally the unloved guitars that you could get for fairly cheap second-hand; a good starter guitar for gigging. Then you could barely give them away. Now, there's a heap of great guitarists on KZbin using Jazzmasters and Mustangs. They've kinda finally become cool.

[@mmarques2736]

​@@3rdalbum they have been cool since the late 80's/early 90's, when noise bands like Sonic Youth and shoegaze bands like Slowdive made it part of their signature

[@cake_9510]

​@@mmarques2736 don't forget the grunge bands

[@mmarques2736]

@@cake_9510 indeed! I tend to unconsciously associate the Jaguar to grunge and the jazzmaster to noise/shoegaze, but that's not the full picture

[@Shaywhite19]

I play a squier mustang and they're fine

[@TB_in_the_coffee]

Yamaha "I forget you even exist"

[@ianedmonds9191]

Very Sad. At least as good as comparable Ibanez guitars. I have 1990 Pacifica 921M with swamp ash body and Seymour Duncan pickups. It's a beast of a guitar. Luv and Peace.

[@sophiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

this man's energy is my spirit animal

[@ChrisFohner]

The Tele comment kinda caught me off guard and had me wheezing 😂 Because it's me.

[@martingaspar8364]

bro i have three friends that play tele and can get over their exes XDDDDD

[@memphiskash]

my tele is literally tuned to Fmaj9 rn he did not have to call me out like that

[@vincentserna4791]

bro picked on us sad boys and not the oldheads, respect honestly

[@joshevans4434]

She'll come back buddy... if we just keep playing they'll all come back...

[@3sj9366]

Same

[@junkhead_92]

Jazzmaster/Jaguar: You own a million pedals but don't know how to use them. B.C. Rich: every item in your house doubles as a medieval weapon

[@FEVERDREAM1983]

The B.C. Rich line is better than any said thus far.

[@chaosclg]

I used to laugh at bc rich but a friend had an old warlock and i fell in love with how nice it was to play, very comfortable also

[@JA-ng7yo]

I like resting my arm on my warlock.

[@filteredjc4653]

I have a BC Rich Virgin but sawed bits off as a kid in the 90s. Also the trem block snapped in half

[@SunnySuzu_]

ESP: What’s down picking?

[@tomhuitema-tf7kd]

Im definately in the "you should never pick up a guitar ever again" camp

[@firemonkey1015]

Same here, speaks for most of us ibanez players

[@nicholasbradshaw]

honestly I sometimes wonder why I ever picked my guitar up in the first place. it's an expensive habit, but I love my Xiphos to death

[@natural_lucidity9781]

as a tele player I can confirm she never coming back

[@g.omarrico2592]

I thought the PRS guitar slander would go: “You think you’re playing metal, but you’re playing post-grunge.”

[@tonymartinez5798]

Gold Star

[@jessehutchings]

Nailed it so damn hard holy shit

[@tanner74]

I want to be playing post grunge

[@g.omarrico2592]

@@tanner74 Brooo, I love post-grunge!!!

[@Tamj_Bty]

I am 18 and I still love Gibson Les Paul 🥲

[@rusty1253]

i love them too ! not the prices tho 𝟲𝟬𝟬𝟬$ 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 (edit: thats why i prefer epiphones tho, but the good ones cost 1000$ 😭😭😭😭 im never gonna find a good lp for cheap man)

[@RedCentauri]

Is chill, I’m a telecaster enjoyer

[@pittbier7597]

old soul i guess

[@Tamj_Bty]

@@pittbier7597 true 🤣 but Gibson has that vibe that non of the other guitars have. It's just beautiful 🤣

[@adamantiuscloudcat1799]

​@@Tamj_Btyles Paul is for me the Jack of all trades guitar.

[@narcostarko]

Why are PRS owners older than Gibson owners lmaoo

[@doocies]

they cost more

[@pineapplecurds3172]

They cost so much it could only ever be a retirement buy

[@narcostarko]

As a Gibson and a PRS owner, both of you are tripping. PRS costs more? When? Where? How? The same maybe, but USA made PRS is definitely about the same cost wise in all tiers. Shit even Epiphones are even cost wise with the import PRS models

[@IdiotsInTheDesert]

@@pineapplecurds3172dude what…. Gibsons are like 1200 min I can get a prs for like 600

[@tomsnowden6201]

@@narcostarko Should probably go research some more before saying this shit bro.

[@elanor-xe]

I love how he’s just so blunt with the “so don’t come at me because I don’t care.” 😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[@nicksusral7508]

Surprisingly accurate... I don't punch holes in walls but I definitely drink too many energy drinks and just ordered my third schecter 😂

[@gergoretvari6373]

that's awesome dude, what did you order?

[@uc79newtype]

I just got my c1 platinum. Such a nice upgrade.

[@shane4796]

ESP’s and Jackson’s left alone…. For good reason 😅

[@trooperodst6880]

Both brands are good but still every one has some types😂😂

[@thatsameenergy]

He didn't want that smoke lol

[@metallicaspiker16]

ESP: Too far down the Metallica rabbit hole to consider any other options. Jackson (shitting on myself because it’s my preferred brand): You’re an elitist who spent 60% of their guitar playing career trying to learn the Tornado of Souls solo note for note as if Marty Friedman himself would come to personally bless you with his sign of approval. You also recently became a fan of Brandon Ellis.

[@thatsameenergy]

@@metallicaspiker16 not a bad life tho

[@agreenr6915]

Both are pretty sick

[@sirnameless7815]

I got a sweet deal on my Fender Stratocaster. Story below: My town is small, so naturally, its town square has some antique stores. The square was having some kind of event so me and the family decided to stop by and look around at the anqitue stores. One of them we stopped at had an almost brand new Fender Stratocaster for only $125 (the strings were a little tarnished by the previous user, but still worked fine). I talked to the shopkeeper because I did not believe that a quality electric guitar could sell for as low as $125. He said that the previous owner bought it brand new, didn't use it too much, and was rather insistent about getting rid of it, regardless of the potential profit. The shopkeeper allowed me to tune the guitar and run some tests. It's beautiful. I would have never been able to own an electric guitar if it weren't for small town folk. Moral of the story: if you really want a guitar, check the small town stores and local pawn shops. You may be very surprised by what you will find. 👀

[@osirisgamez]

My friends first guitar was a strat and he just gave it to me for free along with an amp lmao

[@danielrostrooscuromusica4314]

PRS: You're rich. That actually fit out

[@redbloodedamerican2346]

PRS was founded in the 1980s. Gibson was founded over 120 years ago. Hes backwards.

[@winterlamez3322]

That tele part bro 💀

[@teuast]

"you put voicemails from your ex over your song intros"

[@sercastamere9853]

"Don't come at me cause I don't care" spoken like a true prick

[@Hardrockkenny]

I didn't have to post this, so thank you. Notice this douche doesn't mention which guitar he plays, or if he even plays at all.

[@Hardrockkenny]

That could be taken as a compliment, depending on who says it. Who are you?

[@heliosophist334]

Yeap, that's the definition of self-entitled pricks.

[@castleanthrax1833]

The guy in this video is the most depressing person I've seen today. Imagine hanging around someone who has nothing valid to say, and everything they say is cynical. I sense he was trying to be funny, but he was hopelessly wide of the mark.

[@pads-zr9ln]

​@@castleanthrax1833I see you have no sense of humour, what flag are you currently flying on Facebook?

[@lysergicpillamyd483]

Me, who plays Gretsch: "I just hate my bank account and think it deserves to be empty."

[@brianritchie8920]

i feel this so much

[@petermartiou]

The Ibanez one was just too real

[@chrisstratton987]

telecaster - she's not coming back bro...put the guitar down. hit different

[@PicadorCriminal]

I don't understand that

[@sovka8394]

@@PicadorCriminallisten to Jeff Buckley. you’ll get that eventually

[@super_z6353]

That last one was uncalled for. RIP Dime and Vinny

[@forestghost7]

this whole fuckin short was uncalled for, what a crock 💀. so by this thinking, Rickenbacker players are older than the universe 🙄

[@ddevil4980]

Yeah, that was some bullshit for sure. Dime was the nicest guy, I meant him 2 times and both times he was insanely friendly. Hell I even have his and Vinnies signatures tattooed over on me.

[@Gawnfall]

Fax

[@ddevil4980]

@@thecommonloon except he wasn't racist... sooooo

[@stigmurder99]

​@Imean626 here, take this L, it's specially made for you. You sound like you drive alone with a mask on in your car 😂

[@stormpilar]

As an Ibanez guitarist I can tell you that in our generation we always have second thoughts but it's rare for us to suck.

[@warmtoiletseat5596]

Yes.

[@Ixiom64]

Honestly I'm always questioning if my songs are good but I just be having fun making them lol

[@darthj_der7447]

*our generation

[@raywcksn]

What

[@Benderofdemise]

My go to brand.

[@stanhankins3175]

You are absolutely right. She is NEVER coming back. 😂😂😂😂

[@rileybranson7645]

So I drink too much energy drinks, I'm insufferable and I should never pickup a guitar ever again. Sounds about right, pretty accurate 😂

[@lutzvonhintermond274]

Haha same 😂

[@mei4195]

why tele so accurate lol

[@devinreese1397]

Teles are the best guitar ever known.

[@Alex-yt5or]

Only sad bois play tele

[@catlikemeew]

Me and my Tanglewood: *Laughs in relatively overlooked British guitar company*

[@araarathisyomama787]

I was like "Wait that sounds familiar" for a minute and then I facepalmed myself - it's the brand of my acoustic guitar and I almost forgot XD

[@yockib5419]

I love my tanglewood! Great acoustic guitars and pretty lowkey for a lot of players

[@themedallostoryteller1105]

What PRS really says: You’re a Tonewood believer

[@bigmandrums4346]

Schecter: You love avenged sevenfold

[@X1c2v3]

Lol my friend loves a7x and he has a schecter. I have the very same shelter and I hate them

[@Stansencough]

I got few friends who owns Schecter and they all grew up and love A7x lol

[@BeefyMcMeatflxps]

All I play is A7x😭 at least for now I’m learning the wicked end I wanna learn all A7x songs and then learn a different bands songs

[@Powermad-bu4em]

I have 3 Schecters despise a7x

[@reuben8856]

Ibanez player. Yes, I'm about to play you the best thing you've ever heard in your life.

[@Dalek-br6nu]

Another Ibanez player here, yes I should never pick up a guitar again

[@4sight719]

Another Ibanez player. I have modded every aspect of my guitar and made a $700 guitar play like a $3,000 guitar.

[@Thismandoesstuffsometimes]

Another ibanez player how come my one doesn't have a fucking whammy bar

[@stolenlaptop]

if I'm drunk it's 50/50. He's right!

[@NoremacNCheese]

Another Ibanez player, I’m good enough to make it sound like I’m good, but deep down I know I’m shit and won’t ever amount to anything 🙃

[@aidanblackmusic]

Any obscure guitar brand: you think you're better than everyone else

[@drdre4397]

Hilarious🙄, you clearly haven't played a bigfoot guitar! There's this one guy who lives way out in the sticks (the literal forest) who is super fucking hairy, (maybe part greek?) And makes these insane guitars. He lives where there are forest fires so every fretboard is flamed and the volume and toan go to 12. Nobody's ever reallt gottena good look at because the only way to place and order is to use a codeword with the texaco employee, he will then put you on "the list" and then it's a waiting game. He doesn't charge money because he's off the grid so I paid in salmon and honey. Great guitars though!

[@ethanclem3383]

@@drdre4397toanwood has to be burnt a little for it to have good sustain and eq

[@zer0_iz_d34d]

Halo guitars are overpriced as hell but they’re definitely worth it with all the customization options

[@davidhattonmusic]

😂😂😂

[@KillerMusicNation]

Harley Benton: poor person with a few years of experience B. C. rich: Angry Cigarette Beer Dude Rickenbacker: you dont exist

[@beanbun2312]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kosi5101]

My dad has an ibanez. He is quite the champion on it too.

[@CypherPaw]

And you newer touched it 😂😂😂 Sorry

[@ButterSticks8]

Schecter’s spot on 😭💀

[@droft5567]

Ngl I take it as a compliment 💀

[@MrPajamaShark]

From my own experience, ESP: You like Metallica LTD: You like Metallica, but you're on a budget

[@ZappaSheik]

The LTDs are really expensive today as well. My EC from 2020 cost the same as my Esp Eclipse from 2010 and my EII's from 2017-2023 cost double and triple that amount. Pricing is a female dog.

[@DabbiRaviz]

So accurate 😂

[@farqueleyou7578]

My LTD EC-1000 cost $600 less than a Gibson LP Studio 😫

[@Stansencough]

THIS IS SOO ACCURATE

[@firemonkey1015]

Very true

[@hypoflipzy1157]

Acoustic players: 🗿

[@poundlanddodge3175]

Bass players: 🗿

[@SimplyFilipo]

"your insufferable"

[@k0slizard389]

Classical players: 🧌

[@SilkenCloud98]

PRS owners: “or I’m really young and deep in debt”

[@accounta4355]

✋

[@deadspeak1126]

The Schecter C1 really is a excellently designed guitar.

[@Emily_M81]

I have a C-1 EA Classic that I absolutely adore. And a C-7 FR S Apocalypse. And a C-5 GT bass... >_>

[@logankiraly7515]

@@Emily_M81broooooo im jealous as fuck

[@logankiraly7515]

i have the c7 blackjack sls, the thing riiiiiips. incomparable build quality even in the high end price point why would i purchase from another conpany

[@SuperStratStanley]

It really is. A friend of mine used to have a C1+ and I kinda wish I had bought it from him lol

[@michaelhaydenbell]

Ok Kyle. Jk lol

[@xRhev]

I own a Schecter and I’m watching this with an energy drink in my hand 😭

[@BoomBlobbyMan]

As a 13 year old with a fender stratocaster sunburst I feel offended that it thinks I'm old.

[@mrseaweed88]

I own a squier and honestly don't care that it only cost me £250, it does what I need it to and the reason I own it totally isn't because I couldn't afford a fender Mustang 😅

[@roblewis3147]

Good for you brother. I have a Squier jazz bass,and honestly, when i was in the music store,i played both the fender version of the bass and Squier,and to be quite honest, there was no difference in the 2. I actually like my Squire better

[@Andy-cz4xw]

Their jazzmasters are great

[@theconnoisseur5]

I have s squire tele, and it's the best guitar I've played

[@emj-music]

true, I got a classic vibe Strat and it honestly feels and sounds like a fender. crazy stuff.

[@mrseaweed88]

@@emj-music it's good how the majority of guitars made today are built to a standard now

[@tompearson9456]

Imagine if there should be a "What your youtube channel says about you" version of this. I'd say this NPC falls under 'lonely'.

[@professorstokes6596]

And irredeemably unlikeable. Geeze, what a fun guy this pr*ck must be a parties.

[@llcoolg8682]

There definitely is lol. And honestly the fact that kid had to go out of his way to make such a little bitchy insufferably opinionated yt short about what he THINKS the type of people are who use those types of guitars is embarrassingly sad. Like dude is too much of a dunce to realize he should be even glad that people are taking up playing an instrument let alone guitar, so why in tf would it even matter what kind of guitar you use to practice with??? I swear to god not everyone deserves a platform bc people just love to run their r-tarded mouths.

[@JLBxFTW]

Lemme guess, you play schecter? Lmao

[@tompearson9456]

@@JLBxFTW no walls were damaged in the writing of this reply.

[@KomboKong]

​@JLBxFTW great guitars. Also, I don't know a single Kyle that owns a Schecter

[@reeferfranklin]

Your opinions say more about you than those guitars say about their owners.

[@BratislavMetulski]

POV: the sour loser who cant take a joke.....

[@vincentbirthdaycake]

​@@BratislavMetulskipov: the goofy goober that can't handle when someone has criticism

[@altnap]

@@vincentbirthdaycakegoofy goober

[@vincentbirthdaycake]

@@altnap goofy goober goofball shit indeed

[@arturoromero951]

Actual goofy goober moment

[@Rebelcowboy2]

He dissed every single one of my guitars

[@andellryan824]

Squier + telecaster here 😂👌🏻

[@thedivineherself]

She's not coming back... I cried

[@ChangeforJonathan]

😂I was looking for tho comment 💯

[@jameshatch5722]

Not coming back?Sure? Good, I'm getting a MIJ Tele🤠

[@insaneabrokenheroofficial]

*plays in sad never meant riff*

[@swiggidy1scorpion]

As a Dean player, that shit made me almost choke I won’t lie lmfao

[@chrisscanlon3717]

Dimebag Darrel would be PROUD! Raise that REBEL FLAG YEEHAW

[@TimVonTibor]

Yay racism!

[@chrisscanlon3717]

@@TimVonTibor Cowboys do more dope than rock n rollers! David Allen Coe with Dimebag and Vinnie Paul. Great album. Confederate flag all over the album too. Heritage over hate! Cowboys from HELL 🪨 🎸 🤘

[@Vexxel256]

⁠@@chrisscanlon3717your “heritage” lasted 4 years, by that reasoning the sliced cheddar that was forgotten in the fridge for 5 years is my heritage

[@EE-iv5ej]

"Don't come at me cause I don't care" Ok *exits out of short before the list starts

[@RexfromIslaNublar]

The Telecaster is brilliant. Perfect for all genres of music, especially when you can apply a B-Bender to it

[@johnnysays9629]

By the looks of it... you're all of em, eh?

[@DigitAnimations]

Hey, beggers can't be chosers. And I like my Squier.

[@TheDoomSlayer_777]

As someone with a fender stratocaster, this is true. My brittle, frail, 18 year old bones can barely withstand strumming.

[@Aaron-zh4kj]

I freaking love cheap guitars. The greatest recent innovation in guitars is how good cheap ones have gotten. In the corner, is my heavily modded Harley Benton, with a piezo Floyd rose, two handmade copies of the EVH USA Wolfgang pickups w/ series parallel and single coil controls for each, a tone vise (an improved version of the d tuna), and improved springs and locking nut. It’s both amazing and depressing, because I have almost no reason to buy another guitar. In tandem with my HX Stomp it does everything really well.

[@rottingcorpse6565]

Yeah cheap guitars have come a longgg way and I prefer playing my cheapos as well. I got an expensive guitar as a gift and I almost never play it because of worrying about banging it up and lowering its value.

[@controlfreak6387]

That bash at dime was fucking uncalled for

[@MrScrofulous]

Makes his point, defensively.

[@killerinstinctstudios9065]

Things that Phil Anselmo has said prove him right

[@Powermad-bu4em]

​@@killerinstinctstudios9065 Since when does Phil play a fucking Dean?

[@GR4YS0N219]

@@killerinstinctstudios9065are Dime and Phil the same person?

[@hathatsfunny1911]

Deans are fugly

[@nexbula]

The dimebag joke was uncalled for💀💀💀

[@BeersAndBeatsPDX]

It was entirely called for

[@artyom787b]

​@BeersAndBeatsPDX no it wasn't, dude.

[@ddevil4980]

​@@BeersAndBeatsPDXin what way? Dime was nice to everyone? Did you ever meet him? I'm guessing not..

[@ChristianBurgess-t6r]

Don't stress mate dime was cool

[@stigmurder99]

​@BeersAndBeatsPDX I was going to send you a nice angry message , but I saw your face on your page, life seems to have been bad enough for you already 😂

[@TonyHavenMusic]

Lawyers are currently looking for P Diddys guitar to see what it can say about him

[@SteveSpears-Kuhlah]

Parker Fly: You're smart, but you're a complete Dork.

[@ianedmonds9191]

Always wanted one.

[@monsieurjellie3753]

I can confirm that i slam 8 energy drinks a day and am basically a wrecking ball

[@carazy123_]

Schecter, Tele, & Ibanez were all spot on but PRS was a miss lol

[@daggercatz7297]

Sounds like you play PRS haha

[@carazy123_]

⁠I’m not old lol

[@daggercatz7297]

@@carazy123_ Doesn't mean that there isnt a stereotype about PRS players and that what he said is very much accurate. It's just light hearted humor, I play a Strat and I'm not old either but there sure are a lot of old Strat players.. also ye the Schecter and Ibanez one were just bullseyes lol

[@carazy123_]

@@daggercatz7297 fair enough

[@crazys_corner]

agreed, however the rich part was spot on, why are PRS guitars so expensive??

[@ShredguitarX]

You're either gonna play the best thing I've ever heard of you should never pick up a guitar ever again. I'm an ibanez player and this is so true

[@no_regerts5176]

I look over on my wall: Les Paul, Strat, Tele, PRS, Charvel, Schecter. I’m old, miserable, and angry with the jitters.

[@ianedmonds9191]

You're the UN of guitar people. :-) Luv and Peace.

[@ianedmonds9191]

Also You need an Ibanez...

[@no_regerts5176]

@@ianedmonds9191I’d be scared I ended up in the “never pick up a guitar again” crowd.

[@DarrenPrice333]

I have a Schecter and a Ibanez prestige! Change the Energy drink to a coffee 😂

[@jompahyeah7635]

So with that, we can't play any guitar at all without getting these labels? I hear you man

[@wallthemart]

Stranberg owners: you're either amazingly good or selling it next week

[@yellowface1215]

Damn, I thought I was 22yo but he just helped me realize that I'm muuuuch older.

[@MarcusAsenlund]

Hello kitty guitar: You are totally a real metalhead and not a poser 😅

[@Part-time-gay]

As a metal elitist I can indeed confirm that the hello kitty strat is metal asf

[@modev4163]

DEAN was brutal😂 shecter also oddly accurate😂

[@snakerabbit]

as a person who plays on acoustic guitar, I can confirm that I do not exist.

[@bukoppai]

BRO THE TELECASTER ONE WAS PERSONAL I CANT EVEN ARGUE WITH THAT

[@theultraplant]

God damn spot on with the dean. I need more of my beared long hair homies

[@hudsonmccaffery1619]

Fuck yea dean>everything else

[@hailthesun101]

Fuck.. Do we all have long hair and beards?!

[@MoonSpyStudios]

Good thing I play a Jackson lol...

[@Nibblerr]

"you're still trying to convince yourself these are the specs you wanted" "You're still trying to convince yourself it was worth the money" And if it's a random shop "You're still trying convince yourself that hand made guitars should have imperfections because they're hand made" 🤭

[@MoonSpyStudios]

@@Nibblerr lol that's dumb... Nibblet

[@Nibblerr]

@@MoonSpyStudios I have a friend that got a 7 string jackson off the shelf and when he got home he noticed it has 25 frets. Nowhere on the specs it says it should have 25 frets and there are no models in Jacksons lineup with 25 frets anyways lol. You truly never known what you're going to get

[@flips220]

@@Nibblerr "You're still trying to convince yourself it was worth the money" I bought a USA Jackson Juggernaut HT6 for $1500 when we were all locked down on for covid. It's worth $3500-4000 these days. I'd say it was worth the money. Not that I want to sell it, because it's an awesome guitar.

[@zer0_iz_d34d]

I’m assuming you have a septum piercing, started playing guitar because of tiktok, you started off on ukulele, and cherry waves is one of your favorite songs

[@JeremyHillary-kw4ms]

But the les pauls are ✨aesthetic✨

[@JustAÑ0řmäļGod]

Me being a Epiphone Les Paul player Phew it’s only the Gibson users he hates 😅

[@kevinkoehl9554]

Lmfao the dime guitar had me dying

[@redshed5467]

“The player makes the guitar” - me, a Squire main still

[@Blitz_Spencer]

love you said Squire main like it’s a video game character lol I got two Squier basses, I completely get the quote lol

[@Tovi_Wilburs_version]

Bro really knew im a beginner 💀

[@Thunderfoxxx]

As A PRS Player, I can verify that yes...I am indeed a Stegosaurus

[@mikoajkosowski1750]

As a fellow PRS player I can also confirm that I'm... above average wealthy.

[@avalontucker]

As another fellow PRS player (beginner), I'm 24 and my boyfriend helped me buy one 😂

[@TheRedAnvil40]

The Ibanez is spot on. I pick up my 7 string and I’m pretty much just done.

[@AW-qz4kk]

Same here

[@A_SH6811]

As an Ibanez player, I feel lots of pressure.

[@Highone420evryday]

Schecter just described the Kyle Energy 💀

[@noodle9829]

The squier shit was so accurate holy god

[@elpuntoaparte2923]

I'm upset for the PRS one, PRS is newer than Fender and Gibson

[@donnieates]

He’s basically saying PRS is what old players upgrade to if they’re rich....because they can be ridiculously expensive.

[@Dustin_Townsend]

​​@donnieates I'm curious how that applies to the SE PRS's.

[@donnieates]

@@Dustin_Townsend No idea. I guess every brand has their starter models.

[@Xxmax8maxxX]

​@@donnieatesHonestly yes, their good guitars are $2,000 + i was lucky to find a 20th anniversary SE and got it half off from $4,000 and my dad paid for the other half. So I only paid $1,0000. I get it now

[@MattChaffe]

@@donnieates Nah, the SE like is very affordable. Own two and won't get another guitar for a while. I'm also not old and I'm definitely not rich lol

[@merqury5]

He said Pantera fans are racist.

[@tomasolsson6493]

We sure are! 😊

[@brandon-r4d]

not all of us!@@tomasolsson6493

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

@@tomasolsson6493yo?

[@ozanozenir2503]

@@tomasolsson6493nice 💪

[@Stansencough]

Wasn't dimebag's guitar got a confederation flag in it? Lmaooo

[@slav1kc]

Reverend flew under the radar with this one

[@ThatBaritoneGuitarGuy]

A crybaby punk rocker once told me nearly the same thing about PRS. What he fails to know is PRS has an Asian-made line, costing less than $1000. As much of a PRS guy as I am, I only own SE. SE is what I gig. In all honesty, I nowhere NEAR wealthy enough to own a full-on USA-made $4000 guitar. Even if I did own one, I would never play it. A guitar THAT expensive, I would build a bulletproof display case, and treat it like the Mona Lisa.

[@dennislima3075]

I was not ready for the last one lmao.

[@royal_llama5045]

I have a $120 rockmaster from toys r us in 2017 Edit: its a darth vader guitar too

[@Neo-pz1gt]

The fucking strat is a work horse and 38 isnt old my guy 😂 🤘🏻