What Your Hetalia Crush Says About You

[@sailor_grell]

God, I've been out of the fandom so long that I forgot Sweden was canonically gay.

[@Shribbuvuv_]

America: your either American or British *sad Asian noises*

[@evangelinethompson1125]

Same here 😭

[@Mahou_Shoujo-yy1gn]

@@evangelinethompson1125 here too 😭😭😭

[@Shribbuvuv_]

Well a lot people always said that I act like an American, even though I'm asian Soo.. ಥ_ಥ

[@s_lasgalen]

Sad Russian Jew noises

[@yessss1111]

*sad mexican noises*

[@ladymorganella4526]

Austria: "you wanna live in a palace someday"' You're so right.

[@xxAryAryxx]

Who /wouldn't/ love to live in a palace tho? Oh well my opinion doesn't matter much since I love Austria lol

[@justaceilingfan7881]

@@xxAryAryxx lmao saaammee

[@franciscasebastiao6464]

Me all my life: I want to Live in a palace! Last year* visit Austria Me now: my cruh is Austria Coincidence?

[@katarinadreams6955]

I should've cared about the violin more as a kid

[@PolishAxolotl]

@@katarinadreams6955 And I should go to piano lessons but I refused because I am lazy Beach:( it was before I went into Hetalia

[@thefunnyman8073]

Unrelated to the video, but if you think America WOULDN'T say "based" and "cringe," you have never watched the show.

[@cringelord4208]

he would and hed say pog/poggers/pogchamp too

[@annaferns1840]

And SIMP

[@sab5686]

oh ur 100% right

[@fabulous3528]

He would call the other countries "sus" when they disagree with him tbh

[@annaferns1840]

@@fabulous3528 "Iggy kinda sus, dude"

[@halfofeve]

“You find guns attractive... like, actual guns, not just muscles.” I’VE BEEN CALLED OUT this was great, can’t wait for the waifu video!

[@siaorihara]

Lol. I like actual guns too XD

[@kassandratorres1463]

I like both,

[@hazelthenut5940]

When you don't like guys, but you watch the video anyways because hetafacts is cool and also why not

[@zoeyiguess]

literally i cant wait for the girl version of this video ._.

[@sabita9406]

SAME.

[@siaorihara]

Lol that’s me. Tho I was also watching it for favorite characters and not crushes cause I don’t have any crushes XD (they are fictional why would people have crushes!? XD)

[@Shribbuvuv_]

I swear there is a lot of lesbians and gay fans in this fandom xD (I'm not homophobic, I'm just saying that because I saw it everywhere)

[@hazelthenut5940]

@@Shribbuvuv_ I mean, your not wrong lol

[@zoeyiguess]

yall i still cant believe theres gonna be a new season soon

[@Camille-ts8fn]

no one can

[@zetjet9901]

im still in denial

[@parkchimmin7913]

THERE’S WHAT- edit: the Hetalia fandom will crawl from the depths of hell and soon rise again like the Roman Empire-

[@siaorihara]

@@parkchimmin7913 you should have seen amino on the day it was announced 😂 *EXPLOSION*

[@chara4016]

WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAT ?!!?!?!!! Can I get a bit more detail what the hecckkkkk

[@invadercat3505]

England: You like big brows and you cannot lie.

[@zimelu3887]

True...

[@meso_katto6256]

but i have thick eyebrows... and i love the boi,,

[@doitsuduck8049]

the germany one really called me out but I know those standards are unrealistic *i love Germany and nyo Germany/Italy so much but they’ve raised my standards so high*

[@zoeyiguess]

Literally they are too perfect

[@furiousmagician5912]

_you again_

[@doitsuduck8049]

@@furiousmagician5912 _hello there_

[@doitsuduck8049]

@@zoeyiguess ikr 😔

[@LunaticoniSolar]

Hi Well,I don't have a crush in anyone, Germany is just one of my favorites characters(I'm just watching it because the comments)

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Mine is Hungary. I think she counts as both as a wiafu and a husbando since she's probably more manly than most of the men on this list. If it has to be a man I choose America though.

[@maylady7562]

I would be Hungary’s damsel in destrest any day 😌💅

[@kenranseishunka]

@@maylady7562 mood

[@manjotbali8985]

I wont be her damsel in distress. I will be that chaotic one that is mildly violent but loves you to bits. If someone hurts you. YOU WILL BE GONE

[@jjjoel27]

as an asexual aromantic i literally have no idea why i'm watching this edit: i was wrong. still have no idea why i'm watching this

[@carolinemcgovern4488]

Me, another possible Asexual:Mood

[@tigerboy5644]

welcome to the club im hear to get stuff to annoy my friend who practically lick the computer screen every time Russia appears, i personally just don't see what everyone else is reacting over but whatever.

[@AndrosProtos]

Oh my fucking god people identify as everything

[@jjjoel27]

@@AndrosProtos indeed we do but at least we aren't 'transracial' oli london copies 🤢

[@AndrosProtos]

@@jjjoel27 at least I didn't have to go back in my comment and edit it just to justify my thing. More and more Teenagers are coming out as gay. This isn't just a coincidence

[@Nikkeiro]

"If you like sealand I hope you are 12" me who is 12: It's free real estate

[@yasmintaylor7957]

Listen I simp for Iggy and idc if I'm the only one. Ok maybe Romano too but that's off topic. I have a thing for tsunderes.

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

Don't worry, you're not the only one Half of the fandom simps for Iggy for some reason

[@cecev6848]

You and me sis, you and me😔

[@Melraphim]

He's just kawaii to me okay?

[@erikasilvamillion]

I be simping over tsun-tsun bois XD

[@midnitecata]

one stack of iggy approved likes. noice

[@MonoDork]

the Russia one hit me and I didn't expect it

[@mariasoto-fl6lf]

I was expecting something else

[@KristenPlaysFlute]

Russia is my baby. My friend sent me this to “make me feel better” and it did NOT make me feel better. I didn’t sign up to get called out like this today.

[@mayflowers6171]

The Netherlands one hit me like a bus because I actually am canadian wtf

[@machinekenzie8612]

same lol

[@marshyfluff]

Me too sis 🇨🇦

[@RONie_RB]

Ahhh a fellow Canadian, Bonjour/Hello!~

[@cecev6848]

EYYYY Fellow maple leafers😎

[@RONie_RB]

I'm happy to see my fellow Hetalians from the land of Maple syrup 🍁

[@rachel9349]

I like "girly" men and people always say I'm a lesbian in denial... One of my crushes is China. I swear I'm straight 😂😂. Edit:...................... ........... So after contemplation, I might not be as straight as I once thought I was.

[@Cats_Bread]

lol

[@jointhearumanati8065]

I'm bisexual I love girly looking men and my crush is China there's just something in the long hair and feminine face

[@Cats_Bread]

@@jointhearumanati8065 actually traditional Chinese men are all in long hair..... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5S0k6uen7asr7s

[@sab5686]

FELT

[@jointhearumanati8065]

@@Cats_Bread oh I know that I'm just wondering why did they stop

[@mikya.6481]

is it just me or i like germany 50% for his muscle and 50% bc he is lowkey a nerd jock?

[@CJCroen1393]

Alternate one for America: You like himbos.

[@leticiadonozo5649]

But he is smart

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

@@leticiadonozo5649 lots of himbos are smart. they are just stupid smart.

[@-qwi-8569]

Yep

[@CJCroen1393]

@@-qwi-8569 I forgot to mention too: If you like America you also like twunks.

[@-qwi-8569]

@@CJCroen1393 I-

[@koifish4276]

"I hope you're 12 otherwise I'm calling the cops" that one 11 year old: 👀 edit: my 6 year old sister simps for moldova so hah we broke the system XD

[@666.xoxo33]

Just a few more months...Haha I’m almost 13 so they have to wait till their birthday lol also Moldova is 10- Jeez these kids are getting us

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

PFFT

[@oreykristin703]

Im almost 13 so im still young enough? (I think lmao)

[@koifish4276]

@@oreykristin703 same .-. I don't like him in that way tho

[@DaughterofHebe]

@biskut That really surprised me too, I first watched hetalia when I was 10

[@LenaLovesLlamas]

Me: *Screaming through the whole video because I'm a hella simp* Sealand and Moldova: *appear* Me: Oh god please don't tell me people actually-

[@tempestus7854]

Probably. I don’t support it though.

[@macaronroidesfromages9408]

Sis'... I'm french...... And my crush is England....

[@zoeyiguess]

AHAHHA

[@macaronroidesfromages9408]

@@zoeyiguess zisse iz note feunni

[@squidpromqueen8850]

HAHAHA I’M ENGLISH AND MY CRUSH IS FRANCE

[@macaronroidesfromages9408]

@@squidpromqueen8850 we can really say "Fruk is real" this time 😂

[@oopspie5643]

I'm mexican and my crush is Spain 😔

[@skullluigi13]

Sweden is next level Dilf and I'm not ashamed of that. Hes a big bear of a man but he's domestic

[@leticiadonozo5649]

Since season 7 is coming out here videos I want you to make Top 10 characters we need in season 7 Top 10 new nations we need in the new manga Top 10 things we need in season 7 Top 10 historic topics in need to be in the new manga

[@vladimanisor1562]

We obviously need more Eastern European countries!

[@RadiancePath936]

we need to see Turkey with his mask off in season 7, We want to see his handsome manly face :]]]

[@vladimanisor1562]

@@RadiancePath936 I’ve.....never put the problem this way, BUT I’M WITH YOU ‘TILL THE END, FAM!!!!!!!

[@Fruitpulpzz]

*dont lie to me* You probably read a pirate!England x reader fanfic at some point in ur life

[@zoeyiguess]

Omg I have 0///0

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

Hihi nope

[@666.xoxo33]

I’ve read a fanfic of all the characters separately x reader Cuz I love all the countries equally and so I can’t choose u-u

[@wwhatsthis4168]

Nope it was pirate!spain x reader try again

[@themasterofpotatoes9475]

Hah, I have not!

[@_himoza_]

"You like ass! And a guy that can play guitar!" Well...i didn't expected to be called out like that 👁️👄👁️

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

"There's also a fifty percent chance you're into BDSM" don't call me out like this- Also I'm bi so the China one also called me out, because I wasn't accepting that part of myself back when I crushed on China hardcore. Almost the entirety of Russia was accurate, send help.

[@aterribledecisionreally7574]

Bro she should of put Scotland, I SIMP for him, but anyways amazing video 😔❤️

[@celandine_petals]

...or "How I learnt there's no Scotland in the video"

[@tinagrech257]

SAME

[@stepoutskz]

Another person who simps Scotland

[@zetjet9901]

have*

[@sanriobimbo8575]

That awkward moment when you have a crush on every dude (and likes the girls too no homo) Oh yay I've been highlighted :)

[@0megax788]

The fact that I'm French and that the closer to my "ideal" crush is France... what a coincidence

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

Uhm For this whole year it has and still is Latvia And well yeah I wish I was his age, but not because I'm older than him, because I'm not ;-; I feel like a baby compared to everyone else here.... *AND YES HE WOULD LOOK SO PRETTY WHEN HE'S OLDER BUT HE'S ALREADY PRETTY 🥺* Also after completely falling off an airplane and hitting the ground for Latvia I realized how dAMN ADORABLE IT IS WITH SHY BOIS WHO LIKES ROMANCE NOVELS AND POETRY AH💖🥺 Ok *maybe* that's a bit too specific but aH

[@lonelyhetaliafangirl4936]

HE IS ADORABLE 🥰

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

FeliksIsMyBae UwU YESSS 🥺🥰

[@lonelyhetaliafangirl4936]

@@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 Can ya find my comment?

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

FeliksIsMyBae UwU Sure

[@cutephantomJCAGdoll]

FRANCE ONE HAD CALLED ME OUT. THESE ARE ON POINT

[@thatonesnitch5451]

I like Italy because he's energetic, extroverted and dumb and yeah that's basically me in a nutshell

[@skylinesandturnstiles9595]

a skinny himbo. perfect

[@starquarzt]

The only reason why I was attracted to Romania is his hair style and the tiny hat

[@xalciaqx9026]

Did you play Hetalian Horror Show?

[@lynliee]

omg watching hetafacts is so nostalgic ;-;

[@Abril766tf]

"former" hetalian crush yeah... former... haha..

[@sarahsmiles8154]

Glad you added Luxembourg! That was my first Hetalia husband.

[@The_Tigers_show]

Hetalia: * exist * Everyone in multiverse: *HUSBANDO MATERIAL!*

[@emmailikedogs7658]

I have the fattest crush on America and you literally described my type

[@taylor41]

i just want him to be my bff 😭

[@DeltaCain13]

Switzerland, actually physically attracted to guns. You’re not wrong there...

[@yuzukistardust87075]

The Russia one is so true for me though. Knights Templar, Bulgaria, Portugal, Romano, Switzerland and England also seem to have something that I like lol. (Russia is always my top pick though) Great video, as always!

[@nek0tsumii]

do waifus, but including nyo! versions of countries! :D

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

Omg *Nyo!Norway* ☺️ And I'm not even into girls

[@nek0tsumii]

@@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 nyo!Iceland is my waifu~

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

I See You! She's cute uwu

[@zoeyiguess]

I'm a simp for nyo latvia 0///0

[@Camille-ts8fn]

YES

[@elenasch4963]

I feel so called out with Alfred... And I´m latina I just like strong kind-hearted guys, ok? And if they are a little naive or dummy... Maybe I just like himbos

[@bondivik]

I still simp for Spain,Prussia,Romano,Norway,Denmark. (justsavemeh)

[@crazicosplays143]

I like Germany because of his personality.....he’s just a super sweet misunderstood guy. I usually go for lanky skinny guys but he’s the exception (I’ve always liked blondes tho)

[@podivnakreatura3514]

This is exactly my example. Plus, I've always liked not only blondes, but blue eyes too. (I swear I do not have any questionable opinions😂)

[@yaboisaamik285]

Me, an ace aro watching this: I accept your challenge, Kolko

[@bennyworm4384]

BRO GERMANY, RUSSIA, TURKEY, GREECE, AND THE NETHERLANDS FUCKING CALLED ME OUTTTTTTTT

[@ShadowClaw92]

That awkward moment when you realize that the German brothers fit your tastes for the most part and you can't choose between the two.

[@mia-lc2om]

i have two things to say: one, how are you so accurate? two, hetafacts had WAY too much fun making this ;)

[@bunbun5491]

Germany has the perfect amount of muscle, not too little not too much, plus i need someone to force me to do stuff and motivate me. I love him

[@bunbun5491]

Also Turkey

[@nek0tsumii]

STAN ICELAND╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

[@tinagrech257]

YES

[@BŇett-g2r]

*sighs and raises hand*

[@branddnewcity]

YEYE

[@lvewrd]

when you simp for egypt *crying*

[@alysiannnn8274]

"America: You're probably American or British" me who is always being mistaken as a brit because of my accent (btw I'm Filipino): I--

[@BloodRedCarnation]

2:48 "Men can have husbandos too" Thank heaven someone finally said it

[@Jettus]

Me on Norway: I feel attacked *chokes on water* My roommate: You're dying

[@Nessie14j]

Me: I like Germany! Hetafacts: Muscles, muscles, muscles!!!! Me: ...welp there is also Spain Hetafacts: Ass, ass, ass!!!! Me: *throws hands for being called out twice*

[@xalciaqx9026]

Lmao

[@perciiscrying.5525]

I spat out my drink dying laughing at Moldova 🤣😂

[@zoegiadaguevarra7541]

I have husbandos. Lots, and lots, and lots, of husbandos in Hetalia.

[@BehindTheBrushStudios]

*Casually changes my Iceland background*

[@pixelatra_]

I can't believe Phoenix Wright the country is returning... (I'm referencing America btw, since they share the same voice actor.)

[@letavik0012]

I like Japan, just because he's super adorable and quiet. I love quiet people. And introverts. And also weebs. I'm an introvert and a weeb myself. And I absolutely love black hair. His voice is cute too.

[@latviaisswag1539]

*no one* *not a single soul* Hetafacts:Korea-you ARE into kpop

[@xalciaqx9026]

That feeling when you are simping for everyone

[@xalciaqx9026]

Month later, same.

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

*it's you*

[@mselysia834]

I have a crush on no one lmfao. *Instead I wanna be friends with them*

[@halley8105]

I've had a crush on (almost) everyone in this show at least once, not the young ones though... Kinda just wanna squeeze them

[@daimonwings3838]

9:19 why would you scare me like that, I actually thought someone was outside my door o.o

[@enricorodd9211]

Well, I feel attracted to Germany, Turkey and Australia. In conclusion, MUSCLES MUSCLES MUSCLES 💪🏻

[@Ju1p3r]

England was my first crush and look at me now my own boyfriend is British

[@goatmadej]

“You don’t care that he’s gay” Me, an mlm:

[@Yeyo-gg2db]

As someone who is a fangirl/ in love with greece, let me say, the muscles aren´t all, i like him becouse i think he looks cute with his long hair and those green eyes, and also he has alot of cats. ... okay and maybe the chest is a big factor too

[@danalisatarabarova1188]

I can't choose only one! I think all three Axis powers are my crushes! They are the best when they are together! :D

[@ghostthedog6665]

Me arriving to the video: I'm here to get called out lmao Me the second Romania comes up: HEY WAIT NO NOT LIKE THIS! Bruh I literally have a Rin cosplay in my closet. I'm feeling spied on :'D

[@memmalarkeygaming7152]

Mines always been Russia.... Cute and soft and would break someone in half if they hurt someone he cares about... also tall and sturdy like a tree makes my squirrel brain go stupid, I also smile to cover up the fact I wanna make someone’s gums bleed... HE DESERVES LOVE DAMMIT

[@shikenkanade]

My crush since 2014 is Russia. Lithuania and Italy had been added to the list oddly enough. I felt so called out with the Russia one.

[@smoothie_03]

Austria: "You want to live in a palace one day" Me: Stop telling everyone my childhood dreams.

[@franciscasebastiao6464]

She's exposing ourselfs!

[@0w10w1_0]

"You like muscles" AM I THAT PREDICTABLE?

[@loralunafantasy]

Ancient Rome: You like realistic looking men and are probably a fan of ancient history and/or the Italy bros. Also DILF. Germania: You like Germany. Also DILF.

[@luri_aden4920]

5:56 i feel personally attacked by this statement

[@imjustagirlxoxo]

lithuania: you find ppls backs attractive me: *starts sweating profusely*

[@sachi769]

9:18 *sweats nervously* I simp for such beautiful baby boy-

[@KaitoHonda]

yes. Germany: *M U S C L E S*

[@whatagiantnerd746]

I'm a simp for Lithuania and this video is so accurate it hurts 🤣 wasn't even mad you were spittin straight facts

[@xalciaqx9026]

Lithuania is bae

[@theia-3-]

I guess im pretty... *PATRIOTIC*

[@lizzytheotaku541]

You completely roasted me with the Nordics and Austria 🤣 I also got roasted with Britain and Germany. I'm not all very much into muscles but sometimes I can be attracted to them. I mostly like Germany for his personality. Britain... Well, I do like the British accent but I prefer Nordic accents, especially the Danish accent. Awesome job on the video!!!

[@Spiderwebs_69]

I just found out that my birthday is the on same day of hetalia day

[@xalciaqx9026]

Cool

[@brigetbirbaew]

* laughs in I actually thought China was a girl for a long time*

[@s_e_t_h_a_m]

Me remembering how I crushed on Russia a few years back... And one of the main reasons why I liked him was his nose- Please tell me someone else liked him as well because of his nose

[@rahil5127]

why did i read russia as romano

[@StockStilly]

You got me with turkey. Ouch

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

For me, it's Romano and Prussia but not for the reasons you say. I like derpy boys with a much higher confidence than me.

[@RainbowBoo42]

Yes I like Muscles and I like men Subscribed to the new channel Happy Hetalia Day (When you played the FBI meme I lowkey thought someone was knocking at my door 🤣)

[@domily1264]

Me: Well I don't have anime crushes so let's check my favourite character! :D Hetafacts: You prefer your idealised Poland with lots of angst and no- Me: Holy shi- How do you know me??? I did not come here to be attacked??!!

[@hineraable]

"You are probably bisexual or a lesbian in denial" Excuse me? Who let you read my mind?

[@cinderfox5217]

I had a lot of heta crushes back in the day, not so much anymore but they’re still beloved characters

[@koikat6638]

I love the ending remark that you always have but how exactly would this be of any use in any history test. I don't think the teacher will accept "I like blond guys" as a valid answer for anything about Iceland.

[@BlazeDupree1525]

Bulgaria should have been: your into Eren Yeager

[@uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu5323]

and yogurt

[@siaorihara]

I love the other channel’s name! Especially if it is for a travel vlog channel and stuff about countries. I’d say keep it as it is!

[@BŇett-g2r]

Iceland and Norway was too accurate I just, i- I LOVE MY EMO AND EMOTIONLESS BABIES AAAAAAAISH

[@kittycat553]

Can u do a video about “first though on every country”?

[@penelope57]

"There is a forty percent chance that you are Canadian" I got called out right then and there

[@kuuzu1877]

I though poland be: Poland: You probably from poland xD Because it's always it xD

[@cindylee8529]

Hetafacts calling us out for 10 minutes and 33 seconds