“With him around, friend, you’ll never be the top.” Bold of you to assume I wanted to be the Top-
@pewpew26878 ай бұрын
Same. I just wanna be pinned against a wall and then- "things"...🫣
@NemuriNezumi948 ай бұрын
@@pewpew2687 ayooo the courage of confessing that tho lmfao
@berny84638 ай бұрын
@@NemuriNezumi94 you dont need no courage, i wanna be rode. 😊😊
@silencedseraphim8 ай бұрын
real
@Wilmadiamond9 ай бұрын
8:10 That’s not fanart… that’s official art. Endorsed and promoted by Honkai Star Rail themselves
@cookiecutter31169 ай бұрын
*The Sampo part* Me: Your honor, he’s just a little guy
@hannahameling43039 ай бұрын
I mean… aventurine was pretty accurate, except that I loved him from the start
@DarkHowlerz8 ай бұрын
I liked him from the moment he confessed to you that you shouldn't trust him. 😂
@x._Bunnyy_.x8 ай бұрын
I loved and hated him from the start lol hated his voice and thought he was really annoying but at the same time I thought he was funny not to be mention rich as hell opinion has not changed over time besides me hating and liking him more
@Sarion-m5x8 ай бұрын
Same love for start
@TheIdiotChihuahua8 ай бұрын
SAMEEEE
@nononou8 ай бұрын
Same, although i was cautious of him at the beginning but when i see the spade shaped booba window i immediately fell in love
@RoseCookiASMR8 ай бұрын
aventurine is just the brattiest twinkie ive ever seen in a game and i loved him right from the moment he said FUH-RIEND and with dr ratio, i just love how sassy he is. like he walks around like 'anywhere i go all i see are idiots'
@ihrnoir8 ай бұрын
Calling aventurine brattie is so odd 💀😭
@RoseCookiASMR8 ай бұрын
@@ihrnoir okay hes not that much of a brat like scara from genshin but still he is kinda bratty. and no one can tell me otherwise hes NOT a twink
@Carra_Mell09 ай бұрын
…. I hate how accurate Jing Yuan’s section was😂
@aeshikajyotshna8528 ай бұрын
IKR. I was hitting my head in the wall during that whole narration
@Neonking-tm1fq9 ай бұрын
Brother can you read minds, that Argenti callout is so accurate 😂
@Fishpanada9 ай бұрын
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO OUT ME WITH THE RATIO/AVENTURINE FANFICS 😭😭😭
@nononou8 ай бұрын
THEY'RE INSEPARABLE 😭 If we want Aventurine, we got extra Dr. Ratio
@Catamaran2268 ай бұрын
Personally a Galladay enjoyer
@Haru-rs2su7 ай бұрын
@@Catamaran226they're often tagged in the same fic too, both pairings
@waifutrash_9 ай бұрын
The Ratio part is sooooo right. I just want him to berate me so I could be productive 😔
@HazZzel-9 ай бұрын
Argenti isn't dumb, he's just silly 😭 I like how much of a gentleman he is, he's sweet 7:36 No actually I loved him from the second I saw him. I liked him even when he was a manipulator To be fair tho you did get parts right- I like the knight thing Argenti has going, and about that Aventurine art.... I can explain
@omnipresent_lightbulb8 ай бұрын
Exactly! And he's just very devoted to Idrila to a point where most people see it as lunacy, but he's very chivalrous, noble, altruistic and even a bit self-sacrificial
@cobylin91927 ай бұрын
Those artists got VERY freaky in the office
@omnipresent_lightbulb7 ай бұрын
@@cobylin9192 They got 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 even
@zephemerality9 ай бұрын
Average Sampo Fan here: Yes Yes Yes Yes
@ianchoopal9 ай бұрын
Red means go 😍
@Razipazi778 ай бұрын
Real
@geckogekko9 ай бұрын
That’s accurate… Gepard, bet he is even better without the uniform lol
@tenebra41838 ай бұрын
I hate everything you said about Jing Yuan and Ratio. You weren't wrong, you just didn't need to call me out so thoroughly. One will playfully tease you, one will destroy your self-esteem, yet the facts remain: masochism.
@baconicdoge67128 ай бұрын
“Doctor,you’re HUGE..”
@butterbiing9 ай бұрын
‘You want a sugar daddy’ Also nah I liked Aven from the start
@shroominim95819 ай бұрын
i love a man who can appreciate other men's beauty
@dragonerd53058 ай бұрын
"you'll never be the top" oh friend, you have no idea how often he's assigned the bottom... 😂 Although ngl if he ever put himself in such intimate situation, he probably wouldn't take a vulnerable role
@AmethystLeslie9 ай бұрын
8:17 It's going very well, thanks for asking. The one I'm reading rn is an exquisite piece of art. Honestly, I downloaded this game as an Aventurine simp with knowledge of 2.0, and by the end of what 2.1 added he became my favorite character in the game. ... then I did Dr. Ratio's quests and I ended up simping hard for him instead. I am not normal about this man, you have no idea.
@NemuriNezumi949 ай бұрын
lmfao being midly called out on my favs gepard jing yuan and aventurine 😂
@user893898 ай бұрын
7:11 That's it. I can't. This was brilliant. xD Once again, guilty as charged with Aventurine with Ratio.
@shiroi78858 ай бұрын
As an Aventurine/ Sampo main, take the W, just take it I'm already in SHAMBLES😭😭😭
@sarcasticcookie13068 ай бұрын
When your hsr husbando is Sunday 💀😭
@cynolover8 ай бұрын
SAME
@scarasauce8 ай бұрын
Fr😭
@Longboardguyy17 күн бұрын
This aged well
@IisLasagna8 ай бұрын
I don't even simp for anyone, but the RatUrine brainrot is just unreal
@whistlegirl57268 ай бұрын
ok but have you considered that Sampo is fucking hilarious and is an S tier bestie material
@pukapukaism9 ай бұрын
this series is so fun and relatable lmao your humor is good. i'm waiting for sunday
@snowhellzprincess9 ай бұрын
Calling me out on my Husbando choices... :( Jing Yuan, Aventurine (but I loved him from the start) and Ratio
@asheclips37848 ай бұрын
apart from me not being submissive, the jing yuan one was pretty fucking accurate lol
@RhiShadows8 ай бұрын
Listen, I wasn’t expecting a personal attack from that Jing Yuan section but here we are 💀
@k.b23678 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when you read me for filth with Sampo
@TowelRanger8 ай бұрын
I’m not an Argenti simp but I think he’s like goofy but not like dumb. He’s just like really noble and probably more knightly than Gepard there I said it. Not an Aventurine simp (Svarog fan here) but I liked him because he was an evil car salesman and then we got the backstory and my judgement of him softened. He was just an evil acting car salesman.
@sakura_mochikqitty9 ай бұрын
I never hated Aventurine for the rep tbh, the minute he appeared on that quest with Topaz through the phone I was already 🤤🤤 Also, funny enough I love Avenpaz a lot more than Aventio ❗❗ (The rest was a little bit too accurate though...you better watch out)
@cynthessizer9 ай бұрын
REAL I LOVE AVENPAZ
@SimeonObeyMe9 ай бұрын
Me too ever since his model and dr ratios were leaked all the way back in like early September I was like omg I want them THEN THE PHONE CALL WITH TOPAZ 💥💥🔥🔥🔥 also avenpaz is awesome
@sf-ss9ly8 ай бұрын
I love both they're both very silly 🙏🙏🙏
@lh7768 ай бұрын
Avenpaz has a fun dynamic
@Moussecakess9 ай бұрын
Hahahahha I love the expression more "smashable" 🤣🤣🤣
@ihrnoir8 ай бұрын
Jing Yuan is quite relatable 😭 (I'm a LL fan too), Aventio are legit my beloveds and I love their characters.
@Aventiost8 ай бұрын
I loved Aventurine from the start even when people were hating on him😈 It really annoys how people judge and start hating characters before we know anything about them
@Qihwjsishwjsdb8 ай бұрын
Well, I dont like him but I dont hate him so do I still count as a hater?
@ihrnoir8 ай бұрын
@@Qihwjsishwjsdbnah
@restart63587 ай бұрын
@@Qihwjsishwjsdb nah u just don't care that's it
@kumoocloud8 ай бұрын
The Jing Yuan part was so awfully accurate 😭
@tissuepaper79779 ай бұрын
Sampos my favorite because he really is just a silly little guy ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Axelia-wz6fr9 ай бұрын
8:17 The fact I was just now reading a RatUrine fic right before this-
@pumkinpatchwork8 ай бұрын
great video LMAO (thank you for including svarog and agreeing that he’s insanely fuckable 🙏) but for me, the appeal of jing yuan is basically: big cuddly fluffy cat who sleeps all day and is lazy and fluffy for aventurine it’s: soggy sad wet pathetic cat who is also just a little silly guy (lots of cat allegories… 🤔)
@Mekeweissame8 ай бұрын
Thank you for the representation! 🥰 I knew I would love Aventurine from the very moment I heard his voice on Topaz’s phone =‘) he’s just utterly perfect and spoilable
@Sir_Gallade8 ай бұрын
Can't wait until he gets to Gallagher. I wonder how they'd call out that dog's (positive + affectionate) fans.
@NMIXX_MyImpetus8 ай бұрын
The Geopard is accurate, he’s just a good and adorable person 💕
@voopu8 ай бұрын
We need a third part with Screwllum, Sunday, Boothill and Gallaghar!
@bronzeplayergaming22449 ай бұрын
How dare you! He’s part of the Intelligentsia guild not the Genius Society!
@Blub_3569 ай бұрын
"Unlike members of the Virgin Society (Genius Society), he will share his knowledge with you. . ."
@bronzeplayergaming22448 ай бұрын
@@Blub_356 Exactly!
@BiteMaster-dm8ip8 ай бұрын
The Lightning Lord callout tho 😂
@dianyawang73345 ай бұрын
aventurine lover here! i absolutely adored him from the start and the backstory just made it 10x better. also i think i’m one of the rare people who don’t ship aven + ratio. idk why but it just never really pulled me in :/
@leahfukuhara57648 ай бұрын
Wishing to be verbally abused by Ratio is just a normal Ratio fan would think and that was an honor however attacking having a Aventio/Ratiorine brainrot is not even funny from the start because I admit seeing them together felt so good 😮💨
@r.p.58639 ай бұрын
How ARE you this on point!?
@uniblack5918 ай бұрын
I love that you actually put thought and time into this❤😊 not just one sentence
@nemubenzene91388 ай бұрын
Bro called me out with the Sampo one💀 (I love red flags)
@Chrisgarciam9 ай бұрын
Nah these Jing, Geppy, Argenti and Sampo claims got way too personal 😷
@Mewongus9 ай бұрын
Fire video as usual 🔥
@sp00kym0nster9 ай бұрын
Oh my god this video is PURE GOLD IM WHEEZING
@deductionsdiary1059 ай бұрын
I only clicked because of Svarog
@erdenebayar44798 ай бұрын
You're so funny 😭😭😭😭i love your narration and voice haha!
@ladynoname36219 ай бұрын
I adore my F R E E and E L E G A N T Dr. Ratio ♡♡♡♡♡♡ And i kid you not, i have yet to play the Penacolony quest but everytime I see him in the quest on YT- my attention is on him. XD
@danirose62108 ай бұрын
Jokes on you I was fistfighting Aventurine haters before 2.1 even dropped
@weiren20339 ай бұрын
This is so accurate its scary
@Kockalena9 ай бұрын
07:29 That is so true. I didnt like how cocky he was an all then last i remember was i was doing him as my dc profile to this day 😅
@mrsphealtheseal8 ай бұрын
Never hated Aventurine, and I don't get why everyone in 2.0 did either 😭 I refuse to believe anyone who isn't specifically interested into girls hated him
@midnight.blue428 ай бұрын
I also don't understand why many people hated him.
@midnight.blue428 ай бұрын
I liked him from the start too. I felt like he would be an interesting character and it turned out I was right
@akirakhan47908 ай бұрын
As a cluster b, with BPD and NPD. Aventurine's very BPD/NPD coded, so I'm unsurprised people hated on him. I loved him from the very beginning though.
@TowelRanger8 ай бұрын
I think it’s just those weird dudes who like won’t pull for male banner characters because “I’m not gay” that dislike him. And I guess people who like Gepard.
@mrsphealtheseal8 ай бұрын
That or they don't like him because he's a little zesty, or a similar crowd that dislikes Sampo- Or if they're pressed he makes their fave irrelevant like you said Ig. Some people are weird lol
@snonyabeeswax7 ай бұрын
argenti is so much like how id picture a prince coming to my rescue i swear part of why i pulled him XD
@needanapocalypseasap43438 ай бұрын
I loved aventurine ever since the leaks about him were out
@Bionic_Salad58 ай бұрын
The one thing u got wrong is that Argenti isn’t my husband, he’s my wife
@mauli000989 ай бұрын
SAMPO KOK AGGHHH I NEED SAMPO KOK 🌊🌊💧
@rreeii_1928 ай бұрын
your videos are incredible wjy your channel so underrated 😭
@ryunosukeakutagawa57748 ай бұрын
Jokes on you I liked aventurine before his quest too ✌️😪
@akirakhan47908 ай бұрын
Aventurine is totally a bottom leaning verse and sub leaning switch. He chooses to dom and/or top if the situation arises or makes sense.
@LunaticTactician8 ай бұрын
One more thing for Gepard: You're also likely either a frequent auto-battler, a Zhongli main in _Genshin Impact,_ or both. As for Sampo...I do not like it when people simp on him. You have a point when you said Sampo will "give you the best seggs imaginable and never call you again"-I cannot get that image of Sampo flaking on the Astral Express and leaving them to fight Gepard out of my head. As someone who greatly values strong long-term relationships with mutual respect, I can't stand girls who have a "me, myself, and I" mentality in romance. Anyway, I'd really like to see a _Genshin Impact_ version of this for both husbandos and waifus. So far, I find that this has better takes than most other "what your favorite character says about you" types of videos.
@RibbonsCreations9 ай бұрын
Now make a waifu version of this. (For the Aventurine part: I just like pretty blonde guys, and he is a pretty blonde guy)
@lolosh998 ай бұрын
It’s still so weird to me that Gepard is canonically in his 30s
@telosnium8 ай бұрын
HELP WHAT
@lolosh998 ай бұрын
@@telosnium yeah look up HSR characters canon age. Geppie is in his 30s and Serval is in her 40s
@francelleduplessis59659 ай бұрын
Not my cat!
@Alaska3868 ай бұрын
As a king yuan simp, I wanna protect him
@rase60808 ай бұрын
I feel so called out in the Svarog section Also where is my man Screwllum and Sam
@crystalocelot16418 ай бұрын
“And some of you are like, Oh My God Does He Vibrate?” THIS IS FUNNIEST THING I’VE HEARD ANYBODY SAID ABOUT HIM
@juliasworld63157 ай бұрын
no, I would be teasing Jing Yuan. his hair looks so fluffy, imagine a bow in his hair tho 😭 as long as you get creative with the teasing, then I'd say it's a win.
@AlwaysAlluren8 ай бұрын
As a Jing Yuan main and simp, I feel so called out right now-
@rubymoonlight1778 ай бұрын
Let's say I'll write a entire essay about why I like each of them.
@justalittleguyplsignoreme8 ай бұрын
Sampo's section was bone-guttingly accurate jesus christ-
@juliasworld63157 ай бұрын
my comeback for Sampo... he can leave me after a day and never talk to me again and I won't care, steal all my money, I'll make more. steal my organs, I'll die in peace anyway.
@dasytaylor8 ай бұрын
No bc the Svarog part caught me way off-guard but why is it so true
@sigmaaash6 ай бұрын
the jing yuan one was so accurate 💀🙏
@snonyabeeswax7 ай бұрын
this felt too accurate ngl XD
@atlas13808 ай бұрын
2:40 I cant- 💀
@TheLOCHNESS_8 ай бұрын
I lowkey liked Aventurine before 2.1 lmao
@lului14568 ай бұрын
2:42 [sound of glass shattering]
@Velvetune7 ай бұрын
I think aventurine part is pretty accurate to me expect for the dr ratio x aventurine and that I didn’t like him at the start part. I TOOK ONE GOOD LOOK AT THE MAN AND KNEW HE WAS HOT ASF. I was in the lofou by the time penacony came out and stopped playing hsr around the time until 2.2 so I didn’t know how aventurine acted but I knew his backstory and that he was a hot gambler😍. I only did 30mins of the first penacony quest . And in the part where aventurine is our room I was a little “ERM wth-💀” but I still love him❤
@wxnology14878 ай бұрын
i actually loved aventurine from the start 🤓☝
@asakari_2 ай бұрын
Gepard and Jingyuan are soooo accurate because they are my favs Ratio and Argenti are also acurrate PD: I don't want JY to protect me (more like he can train me), but I keep feeling flustered when comes to him 😔
@lamorthonyfairyfriend40828 ай бұрын
When I saw the concept art, I kind of just glanced over Aventurine and said Misha's better. Now I have both and will be trying to get Robin.
@Ui_Raizen8 ай бұрын
4:18 shockwave
@badlotusxo8 ай бұрын
As Argenti main I’m dumb asf 😅 but he is a real sweetheart that’s why I love him so much
@existent_8 ай бұрын
2:14-2:20 *you’re goddamn right.*
@yamdechu8 ай бұрын
The way he called me out for almost 2 minutes... (is a Gepard simp)
@nekoprankster21848 ай бұрын
6:10 Interested in the source of this fanart and if there’s a continuation.
@pingvin54995 ай бұрын
yes it is, the artist is nyantcha
@himaritora76518 ай бұрын
Ooooooh 😂 your calling us all out rn
@himaritora76518 ай бұрын
Everything you say is soooo true
@solavendano22398 ай бұрын
I love all the men in this video (except svalog) and I can confirm all the descriptions
@telosnium8 ай бұрын
The ratio part was too real💀
@mudfaye8 ай бұрын
i have nothing but respect for svarog. thank you for protecting clara ❤️
@noname-lb3sg8 ай бұрын
Part 3 please and version for the girls i haven't laugh that much in long time
@Renostat_8 ай бұрын
gepard is my favorite person and i’m so mad that you knew about the uniform thing