As a dragonborn Laezel gets to live her life long persuit of riding a dragon .
@shadowtech91588 ай бұрын
This should have more likes.😂
@MattR86058 ай бұрын
BRUH 😂
@adriannavarrete93328 ай бұрын
Ok this got a laugh if I'm being honest
@XGoreosa8 ай бұрын
It took me a minute to realize 😂😂😂
@theintern39948 ай бұрын
God damn that wad good. Bravo dude.
@FYGUnkleUrple11 ай бұрын
To be fair Gale only robs you like 2, 3 times. Then it's just the "Please let me explode everywhere" part which is.... negotiable.
@skamp_11 ай бұрын
There's no shot he says that. My boyfriend has asked me that in a completely different context
@FYGUnkleUrple11 ай бұрын
@@skamp_ I dunno, man was pretty eager to let that load loose after first seeing the chosen 3. The only other thing that caught his attention was getting some brain.
@winterviveca597611 ай бұрын
I always imagine my entire party rolling their eyes so hard when Gale proceeds with another one of "pls lemme explode" speeches
@m3mori11 ай бұрын
@@winterviveca5976 how many times did those speeches happen? i romanced gale and i'm a bardlock so i persuaded him to try to find another way, and then after that the only time he mentioned exploding was the thorm fight. i'm only midway through act 3 so maybe it happens again at the elder brain??
@winterviveca597611 ай бұрын
@@m3mori first when it comes to Elminster, you say "there has to be another way" and he is like "no there is not stfu", then you have a scene in Moonrise when he is melancholic because he thinks about, you know, killing himslef and you are like "there has to be another way" and he is like "no there is not stfu" and then you are at the heart of Absolute and he is ready to do the deed and you are like "let's maybe try to do this the conventional way first" and he is like "yeah ok". And then if I'm not mistaken in Act III the subject of possibly exploding himself is brought up YET AGAIN
@peasantinabottle460911 ай бұрын
Y'know, as much as I'd love to throw some shade around, I banged a mind-flair for an achievement... So, uh, he who is without sin throw the first stone and all that
@salmonandsoup11 ай бұрын
You're so fucking based. If you genuinely enjoyed the run, don't let the haters get you down.
@frankisnot114811 ай бұрын
WAIT HOW DO I DO THAT
@kirstenwyatt967511 ай бұрын
@@frankisnot1148Dream Guardian, keep trusting/believing him, he will start throwing out flirty lines. I can't remember if it is late 2 or in act 3. Caution, he will show the rest of your party you two canoodling.
@Cinnaschticks11 ай бұрын
@@kirstenwyatt9675He will WHAT. 😂
@kirstenwyatt967511 ай бұрын
@@Cinnaschticks I have not done it myself, but at some can't hide it point of the experience, you will hear a party member, and the camera spins to show a portal/window with three of your party members.
@chariiteee11 ай бұрын
astarion is "i will fix him" to the EXTREME and i say this as an astarion lover
@damien67811 ай бұрын
I, personally, want him to make me worse.
@sionan793711 ай бұрын
lmao my Astarion choice is 100% because i want my "i can fix him" to be right for once
@chariiteee11 ай бұрын
@@sionan7937 and it will be the right choice!!!
@jaimebibelot439811 ай бұрын
@@damien678valid
@twocents750911 ай бұрын
Lol, same
@e.c.sherman474911 ай бұрын
Don't you DARE call me out twice with Halsin lmfao
@ErieRosewood11 ай бұрын
tiger pfp checks out
@therubypenguin804211 ай бұрын
Haha mood
@damien67811 ай бұрын
@@ErieRosewood 💀
@jameraash904211 ай бұрын
i knew right.😋
@Pygs11 ай бұрын
he really got that extra attack off
@lemondropcentral1410 ай бұрын
Considering act 1 romance scene with Gale is getting a magic lesson, i think the fucking the professor sentiment goes for him too 😂
@crazylilmonsta79237 ай бұрын
You know... I didn't know that was his romance scene till i just read this comment...im not even trying to go for gale...god dang it gale...xD
@redgoldcrown39903 ай бұрын
if he lives and doesn't become a god I think he actually does become a professor lmao.
@HeyitsEm182 ай бұрын
@@redgoldcrown3990he does it’s my favorite ending 😂 my elf Paladin who’s an absolute tank with her squishy wizard professor
@vinnm451611 ай бұрын
Look in my defense Wyll is a hopeless romantic and I am WEAK to a pretty boy in a crop top
@haniashah131111 ай бұрын
I mean, he literally follows courting procedure. How do I NOT swoon?
@eliscoby324211 ай бұрын
I had no chance after the celebration for saving the grove, he hooked me
@themudpit62111 ай бұрын
The face me makes when you reject him is almost reason enough to never do it.
@sagesaria11 ай бұрын
He's also just a wholesome, sincere man who's doing his best to do right by the world and those around him. There's nothing wrong with choosing the healthy ones!
@eliscoby324211 ай бұрын
@@sagesaria exactly
@buhguh-r8g11 ай бұрын
You guys remember the guy who was really nervous about going to a gay club for the first time but was insulted really harshly by a guy he was talking to when he finally mustered up the courage to go and left devastated and sobbing? Astarion was the guy who made him cry.
@cyborgcatrj679411 ай бұрын
Yup, he’s the closest I get to liking one of the romance options, but he is also an absolute monster unless you’re constantly leaning on his shoulder to do the right thing.
@buhguh-r8g11 ай бұрын
@@cyborgcatrj6794 I like Gale and Karlach's personalities the most, but I'm not physically attracted to them so I haven't gone with them. It was on sight with Astarion for me, I killed him as soon as I met him.
@chrisyoung989111 ай бұрын
You can rez Astarion if you murder him straight away and get some surprisingly jovial conversation out of it. (Rogues are always worth keeping in the back pocket. By level 10 they cannot roll lower than a ten in skills they are proficient in. 100% worth having a skeleton key in the party.)
@buhguh-r8g11 ай бұрын
@@chrisyoung9891 I feel like by level 10 most classes are going to be rolling very well on average regardless, and shadowheart has good bonuses to slight of hand anyway so I haven't been missing him too much so far.
@diorsse9 ай бұрын
@@buhguh-r8gyou did miss out on the best companion quest and best performance by killing astarion tho. he's a bit of an asshole in act 1 but his character progression makes it worth sticking by
@tiimepetals2 ай бұрын
astarion and gale’s sad wet cat energy has captured my heart and attention
@Ghastlyteaparty2 ай бұрын
Halsin romance is for folks whose first therapy session starts with "my dad went out to buy a pack of cigs and never came back".
@ambrose633311 ай бұрын
MINTHARA MENTION LETS FUCKING GO
@Justin-ww2gy11 ай бұрын
we are simps for an evil milf and we are proud of that
@pessimisticpals11 ай бұрын
best option
@whiskey510611 ай бұрын
You killed some annoying kid then you get to clap drow cheeks? It’s a win-win my guy.
@Reign_PaladinofVengeance11 ай бұрын
Best sex scene in the game no contest
@natakug110 ай бұрын
I think my buddy said it best. "Minthara the only option who gives head on a first date"
@philbuttler34272 ай бұрын
I like Wyll cause he dragged my ass on a whole ass emotional rollercoaster when I did a playthrough where I romanced him. What a curve ball.
@SpartanOli2 ай бұрын
Astarion is more like: "He's a red flag nuke, but you chose to be colorblind"
@moptop105211 ай бұрын
"You have a very specific type, & that type is man who was accused of being gay in middle school." Me, a bisexual guy with a major crush on Astarion: I see this as an absolute win
@damien67810 ай бұрын
🤝
@Yu-jiSenna10 ай бұрын
🤝 - some queer thespian
@GermenglineseOne2 ай бұрын
Why is all the Halsin flavor "what your romance choice/fave character" stuff so fucking accurate for me all the time???
@Moccashio2 ай бұрын
Okay but- the Astarion and Halsin ones felt like a personal attack. I'm feeling attacked.
@carpenternathaniel74612 ай бұрын
Minthara hits my humor and heart just right.
@gammashark11 ай бұрын
nah i picked astarion to say to him the things i wish someone would say to me about my own similar trauma 😭😭 he's got a cathartic storyline but damn if it didn't give me 3am breakdowns sometimes
@ettaetta43910 ай бұрын
Yeah, I picked him initially because hot vampire man, but then he started talking more and more about his trauma. I didn't have similar circumstances of SA to him since mine was when I was younger and didn't last as long so I didn't relate to a lot, but I understood why he acted the way he did and I empathized.
@TheAtlarchy7 ай бұрын
I whiped out an entire colony of people to reject a girl... Wyll was angry... Gale was oddly understanding...
@MehRHEE10 ай бұрын
Me who was romancing Astarion so hard then ending up in a polyamorous relationship with him and Halsin says everything about me. 😂
@zhenghao1238 ай бұрын
you want a femboy and a daddy at the sametime?
@maybemablemaples21447 ай бұрын
Halsin is big enough for the both of you... and that's pretty neat.
@twomeow99047 ай бұрын
Yea I end up with ascendant Astarion plus Halsin. I've got bad sugar daddy and cute daddy Halsin. Everyone is OK with that 😅
@angrynerdgirl11 ай бұрын
I met Karlach and everyone else literally vanished into the background.
@Summer-jy1my11 ай бұрын
So did I. And then I discussed it with my sister and a friend I play dos2 with and both of them felt the same. Sapphics... 😂
@lrose552210 ай бұрын
Literally me tho akdnwkd I was set to ride or die with Astarion but then I met Karlach and I fell in love
@ladykryo459210 ай бұрын
Fkn mood
@keke74002 ай бұрын
Gale is honestly a sweetheart
@salmonandsoup11 ай бұрын
I will take no Gale slander. Without spoiling too much, Mystra can choke. She did this man so fucking dirty. And he's still under her spell, and it's so fucking painful to see. Also, Wyll is. So good. I love him to death. He just tries to be kind! That's it! He tries to be kind. He's worth everything to me. Halsin's was accurate.
@cassiapeian11 ай бұрын
Big yes to Wyll. Mizora TRIES to make this man miserable and regret his choice, and yet he's still kind and uses his power to help others (often at his own expense)
@salmonandsoup11 ай бұрын
@@cassiapeian AND THAT IS WHY HE IS BEST BOY AND WHY I AM ROMANCING HIM SO HARD! It's because he TRIES TO DO RIGHT. Even when it is hard. Even when it is painful. I love him.
@aefiss263911 ай бұрын
agreed. Gale deserves love not hate
@salmonandsoup11 ай бұрын
@@aefiss2639Gale is suffering in the aftermath of heavy emotional abuse, just like Astarion with Cazador. He deserves love and sympathy and joy.
@aefiss263911 ай бұрын
@@salmonandsoup I feel like I must add the fact that though he IS recovering from abuse like Astarion, he doesn't actively make a conscious decision to hurt and manipulate others like Astarion do which speaks volumes on what a good person he is. I mean don't get me wrong, I love that pale vamp boy but come on... He's mildly toxic and manipulative at best. Fun to see on games & romance in a non-real setting, but in real life we all know he's the type of guy who would traumatize you so bad you turn asexual 🤷♀️
@makq0011 ай бұрын
i bought the game thinking i would be an astarion die hard, but the second gale popped out of that rock i fell SO HARD for him, of course u can eat my shoes babe
@Kattaccino10 ай бұрын
the shoes comment has me cackling thank u
@redunderscore2 ай бұрын
“You’d wipe out an entire colony of people? For a girl?” Yes. And I’d do it again 🤭
@Zthewise11 ай бұрын
I wasn't even trying to romance Lae'zel with one of my characters. He's a chaotic omnibus of classes who dives head first into problems without thinking, succeeding mostly on dumb luck. She is a tactical no nonsense warrior. Yet somehow he's gotten her to fall head over heels for him. My favorite interaction so far is introducing her to the concept of cuddling by saying "I want to listen to your warriors drum" in regards to laying his head on her chest and hearing her heart beat.
@amokriinprolgiid34098 ай бұрын
I agree on the girls who are into horoscopes thing. They're all bad news. I've never met a girl who was into horoscopes who didn't low-key (or high-key) treat it like a new way to discriminate against people. All of them swear to whatever God they claim to believe in that they're not like that and that they don't do that, and then they turn around and do exactly that. It's like a new form of socially acceptable (even though it shouldn't be) discrimination and it's annoying. Anytime I hear a girl ask me about my horoscope, I nope right out of that conversation, and dodge when they try to ask me when I was born. And sadly, it's a shockingly large portion of women I've met. Wouldn't be caught dead on a date with one of them. Tried it once, never again. Avoid it, boys, it's just not worth it.
@PhaethonCrafts9 ай бұрын
Lae'zel has major dommy mommy energy and I'm all for it.
@greyngreyer57 ай бұрын
Shadowheart seemed lost from the beginning. I didn't realise I was in for the cutest thing ever, too. And all the feels. I can't romance anyone else
@brycethebattlephoenix37203 ай бұрын
Im just a ity bitty an i want to fall asleep next to my own giant personal heater
@TheDragonCat994 ай бұрын
Gale is a package deal with a flying cat, of course he wins
@Stray_Moth11 ай бұрын
Halsin my beloved
@LatinaCreamQueen11 ай бұрын
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
@atiithe11 ай бұрын
I bought the game for Astarion, but Halsin won me over. He’s so 😍
@apathyisdeath574910 ай бұрын
the most boring ass shit of a character lmao
@themangoartificer8822 ай бұрын
Astarion is a criminal through and through but he get so much better when you do his quest line right
@s1b3r112 ай бұрын
Emm... Karlach has been using soul coins and literally destroying people's souls for 10 years. Lae'zel is a supremacist who has been murdering and enslaving races she considered as 'slaves' before the game. Shadowheart confesses to torturing (and probably murdering too ) innocent people on her own free will for her evil cult. Gale knowingly risked the existence of the entire region or perhaps even the world for his pride.. Wyll has been murdering people he knew nothing about because Mizora told him to, does not regret his action and mocks other people's torture... Minthara...is Minthara. It's honestly tiring and annoying how people always single out Astarion as the bad one. If Astarion is a criminal than they all are criminals.
@dramaticmes11 ай бұрын
As someone whose emotionally torn between my obsession for Astarion and my love for Gale I can proudly say that I know the reasons for both. Astarion I treasure, I love him, he is my favorite person that happens to be emotionally unavailable just like all the other guys I’ve fallen into obsession over, not really choice I just fell for his way of words. Gale is exactly my type, a handsome pretty boi whose an idiotic smartass of a dork and says the most awkward of flirting. I fücking love that man. Bonus: Halsin is what I feel like my dream guy should be yet is not exactly what I fall for. I adore him and crush on him but will never feel much farther. His route is cute tho, brings me joy.
@aefiss263911 ай бұрын
that's a very accurate description of gale, i must say
@jentamaria466 ай бұрын
😂 so we just gonna slide past the Emporer like that?
@EvanFarshadow11 ай бұрын
I JUST WANNA FIX ASTARION 😭😭😭😭😭 He actively dissociates during some scenes bc he was basically a s*x slave for 200 years. I must protect my sassy vampire boyfriend ;-;
@waterdog73711 ай бұрын
aww you don't fix those romance options, they fix you
@EvanFarshadow11 ай бұрын
@@waterdog737 ok you don't gotta call me out on that xD i definitely use helping Astarion to help with my own SA therapy.
@insertname95411 ай бұрын
I wanna make him worse
@damien67810 ай бұрын
Low-key hate myself for reading that as "bussy vampire boyfriend" 😂🔫
@EvanFarshadow10 ай бұрын
@@damien678 you know you want that vampire bussy
@chiraffo2 ай бұрын
As one of the few Wyll lovers, how very dare you. He’s such a sweetheart. 😭😭
@TheAwesomeMed11 ай бұрын
I picked Lae'zel. This man gets me.
@lanakeni50032 ай бұрын
I... I hate how accurate the Halsin one is.
@Lemon-ou9el9 ай бұрын
“You want to be stepped on SO hard” I do, and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.
@Gray69420lolАй бұрын
Man who was accused of being gay in middle ✨shool✨
@redmondhenry3988 ай бұрын
To be fair horoscopes in this world are complwtely legit, being into that irl i would agree
@havendidit11 ай бұрын
better title: Roasting you based on your romance choice in Baldur's Gate 3!
@sadist89028 ай бұрын
leave my vampire alone, will you? People simply can’t recognize sophistication when they see it.
@DnDweeb2 ай бұрын
I mean, if Halsin was the college professor then 100%, without hesitation.
@Yumz_I_Guess11 ай бұрын
I like how Karlach does a little “yesss” after you invite them to bed
@imaran13032 ай бұрын
-You wiped out a entire colony, for a girl? In my defence, the colony were all douchebags, the Tieflings and the Druids both... But nah, I didn't. Added a mod that allowed me to recruit her even if I didn't wipe out the criminal Tieflings or the racist druids and with the new version, I don't even need the mod.
@elijahmartin44402 ай бұрын
The description of Gale killed me
@captianbacon11 ай бұрын
There are only 3 real romance options in bg3. Shadowheart the waifu of the people, karlach the hot mommy, and minthara yes and id burn any number of villages for her.
@pessimisticpals11 ай бұрын
minthara is the best option
@chrisyoung989111 ай бұрын
Misspelt Lae'zel. It's okay. It's a weird spelling.
@captianbacon11 ай бұрын
@chrisyoung9891 I'm sorry yellow obnoxious space elf with a temper
@ruki492910 ай бұрын
I like karlach because she's upfront and just enjoys life
@hugechunguss14272 ай бұрын
As someone that romances Minthara every playthrough yes, I do it for her every time
@planah61988 ай бұрын
Mintharas voice is 🤌
@Talabardiere2 ай бұрын
Best option: dowloading a mod that allows you to create your companion like the guardian in the beggining to simp over them 🤣
@thekingofgreen17652 ай бұрын
Nah mate, I didn't wipe out a colony, I wiped THE ENTIRETY OF BALDURS GATE AS DURGE FOR SOMEONE JUST AS VILE AS ME
@Heckpup11 ай бұрын
*slow raise of hand as a Minthara lover* Actually writing Minthara X Karlach fanfiction so both points are somehow true at the same time. Love me some scary women to simp over
@damien67810 ай бұрын
Ok, I gotta hear more about this ship
@InsaneLaughter013 ай бұрын
I chose Astarion because any attractive man with fangs makes me a puddle of feelings. Plus he’s actually a softy.
@RealGeralt368 ай бұрын
Karlach is exactly what I want in a woman, very direct. No confusion here
@augustsart537411 ай бұрын
Ngl love me a woman who could throw a car at me. 😂
@YeetYeet-vj8vl8 ай бұрын
I played multiplayer with my cousin and set him up with Asarion because I thought it would be hilarious and it was. Every-time my cousin would choose a mean option to brake up the relationship Asarion would somehow make it flirty.
@lightyagami7777711 ай бұрын
I'm about 100 hours in and I've been romancing Gale. Sometimes I worry that I made the wrong choice because every other guy (and most of the women) seem more appealing, but I'm already this far with him so I have to see it through. Plus he seemed like I was always going to be his second choice, and that's a big trap for me. Red Prince from DOS2, and now Gale.
@slymanva99832 ай бұрын
The Karlach one was perfect thank you
@gr1mreap3rz158 ай бұрын
as a guy who romanced astarion i see this as an absolute win
@IMAComedy11 ай бұрын
Cardiologists wish they were this surgical
@truko50392 ай бұрын
Yo! For real, Helsin got that professor vibes!
@qweztionable2 ай бұрын
New Baldur’s gate player here: I didn’t know that Minthara was an important character, so when I freed Halsin from the goblins I just killed her without even interacting with her 😭😭
@lurkingposter8 ай бұрын
So many of these memes miss the fact that Lae'zel is a low-key bottom that gets off on being intimidated and put into a sub role.
@Tezemya8 ай бұрын
Lel the Astarion one is too on point xD I used to like men so feminine my parents thought I was secretly a lesbian (still like fruity men)
@majinmanmartianhunter49952 ай бұрын
I picked wyll twice …he’s just to hot and gentlemanly
@Magpie-SyndromeАй бұрын
Idk why I’m just arriving to the party but to add onto the Astarion statements: - You either have a crippling savior complex or you’re an enabler - Get therapy. He needs it, I need it, and you do too. He’s one of my comfort characters too people - PUT. THE. FANFICS. DOWN. I AM BEGGING YOU
@MrNoremac2088 ай бұрын
The first time playing the game and going through all their intros when i got to Karlach's I was like "yep im gonna fuck that tiefling".
@braedenmclean53042 ай бұрын
Energy can be finite and infinite at the same time, since it can be eternal
@ewok40kАй бұрын
I went for all of 3 companion girls on different plays. But never for Minthara. Sorry, drow gal, but this grove is under my protection now
@amoctheflock13642 ай бұрын
Didn't have to kill a whole village to get Minthara so jokes on you.
@aidanwagar7 ай бұрын
I may or may not have sided with minthara because i was impressed with myself for sneaking into the goblin camp without attacking and then accidentally fell down a rabbit hole
@lukelyon17818 ай бұрын
As someone who likes both Astarion and Karlach, this is valid.
@tyrfang2 ай бұрын
I romanced Lae'zel to put her in her place. And she loved every second of it.
@KitsuneFyora2 ай бұрын
I'm not scared Karlach is going to throw a car at me. I'm scared she's going to randomly go blind the moment I need help 😆
@mollymachado2 ай бұрын
Sir, I don’t even play this game and I feel very cold out because I already know who my ass is romancing
@lawrencefosterjenkins82167 ай бұрын
“Man who was accused of being gay in middle school” dude doesn’t even know me and he clocked me so hard
@BiggieL1232 ай бұрын
I was also there, but…
@RedLilyCatАй бұрын
I married the straight guy who was accused of being gay! He's the best
@AzariahMarinaStarcaster19 күн бұрын
Yeeeeaaaah 😅
@f0xcaster11 ай бұрын
I love Karlach because she's so genuine. Nothin hidden because she knows she doesn't have the time for that. Plus she's sunshine with anger issues and I resonate with that
@michaelk92799 ай бұрын
Anger issues? Her anger solves all my problems, actually.
@marinaatkin15819 ай бұрын
She is so sunshine. Golden retriever of a woman
@TsarofScars9 ай бұрын
@@michaelk9279 ANGER SOLUTIONS, BABY! ALL GAS, NO BRAKES, HEAD-ON INTO THE FRAY WITH MY FAVORITE BIG TALL MASSIVE STRONG ADHD GIRL
@jessepinkman31559 ай бұрын
@@marinaatkin1581not to mention she’s 6’2 and will probably dominate you but at the same time be really gentle and ngl I’m into that
@lello20318 ай бұрын
Exactly why she got sold to Zariel. "Nothin' hidden."
@Feyrae11 ай бұрын
gale's sad wet divorced dad energy has captivated me
@Notllamalord9 ай бұрын
Wet 😭
@shakirashipslied97219 ай бұрын
@@Notllamalordsoggy, even
@glepiarz9 ай бұрын
This is terrible and absolutely correct 💀
@chillfactory90009 ай бұрын
oh so THATS why I like him. I see
@FallenRigel9 ай бұрын
YOU GET IT. HE IS A SOPPING WET KICKED PUPPY I FOUND OUTSIDE ON THE STREETS IN THE RAIN N A CRUMBLING CARDBOARD BOX AND HE GAVE ME THOSE PLEADING EYES SO I TOOK HIM HOME AND NOW HE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE
@fwdcnorac85748 ай бұрын
Karlach is the perfect woman. No bullshit, calls you out on your bs decisions, straight to the point, no mixed messaging, watches your back, trusts you, will take a bullet for you, will absolutely devour whatever you bring home for dinner.
@Jay-bq1dq2 ай бұрын
Facts.
@Pink.Maiden2 ай бұрын
And she's just so happy to be alive 🥹
@larsbohmer63192 ай бұрын
... I had killed her on my Tiefling(Oathbreaker/Necromancer Wizard) Tav Run... Because she is Part Devil, her Mother was an regular Tiefling who was killed by Karlach(on Orders and by Deception)
@fwdcnorac85742 ай бұрын
@larsbohmer6319 We can't be friends.
@larsbohmer63192 ай бұрын
@@fwdcnorac8574 I felt very bad too, so I deleted that save and started new
@erberor800711 ай бұрын
Gale: takes 3-4 hot garbage magic items you were never going to use. Players: I will never financially recover from this
@deanospimoniful10 ай бұрын
The value doesn't matter, it's the fact that their dragon hoard is getting smaller.
@xuanathan10 ай бұрын
"NOOOOO MY HECKIN GLOVES OF ARCHERYYY!" - Player with no archers
@USERR64210 ай бұрын
@@xuanathan😂
@TheSilverOne87810 ай бұрын
@@deanospimonifulAmount of loot is proportional to successful quests. If your hoard is getting smaller...
@scribbles_spills_the_ink10 ай бұрын
Alright so spoilers here for Act...2? 1-2? But you know when you save Arabella? The little girl that was going to be offed by that horrible druid woman and her snake? Arabella's mom gives the player a locket after we save Arabella. Now...I had to abandon a playthrough in the beginning of act 3 for embarrassing reasons, so when I started my new game, I was trying to go through as fast as I could while still making all my good aligned choices because...I'm autistic with hyper empathy and will cry if I make the pixels sad. But when Gale first asked for an item...I didn't have any except for the locket that Arabella's mom gave us, but the thing is that I know what happens to Arabella's mom and dad later in the game, so I literally sat at my computer for like 20-30 minutes just debating with myself if I should give Gale the locket or not. I really didn't want to because in my head it was like, "Oh but Arabella doesn't have her parents anymore and she might want the locket back to have something of her mom" (I do not think this is possible in game, this was literally just in my brain) At first I told him no, but then he yelled at me! 😂 And I didn't want the pixels to hate me so I went back and sat at my computer again for a while before painstakingly giving up the locket that I had grown sentimental about. Lol Then Gale told Tav, "Your kindness truly knows no bounds" and I remember feeling like I just let Tav and I get gaslighted a little bit by Gale. 😂
@matthewlabodin398111 ай бұрын
I tried to romance Shadowheart because I was playing a cleric of Selûne and I wanted the drama.
@damien67810 ай бұрын
So..... Tell us how it went 🍵
@constructionbird10 ай бұрын
You must tell us how it went
@RetroRadianceLight10 ай бұрын
Ah, like a catholic and a Protestant marrying
@Nisselak10 ай бұрын
@@RetroRadianceLight more like: a christian and a satanist marrying
@guacamojo10 ай бұрын
but were you a gith too
@Rattyfanboy6 ай бұрын
Okay but Wyll is such a gentleman
@phantasmicmasque2 ай бұрын
He solidified as one of my favorites when he was so sweet with the kids.
@siph0r1542 ай бұрын
Lets be real. From a common sense perspective, IF those were real people, Wyll is the only sane choice 😂 But since it's NOT! Goth GF all the way xD
@TheogwhitemaskАй бұрын
@@siph0r154ok bud you might need the exorcist
@cleverravenno711 ай бұрын
I accidentally romanced gale to the point of extreme sexual tension that I didn't pick up till midway through because I thought he would teach me more about magic and wizard stuff.
@Zyncra10 ай бұрын
If you didn't pick up that undertone that's on you
@cleverravenno710 ай бұрын
@@Zyncra I am stupid. Also I was completely entranced by the idea of some buff to my magic
@dotthedot908010 ай бұрын
@@cleverravenno7the acest of allos
@lesbianslipknotfan10 ай бұрын
as an asexual im crying tgats so funny because i did it too
@skylertrotta35479 ай бұрын
@@Zyncra i didnt pick up on that undertone either, but I'm autistic. I think a lot of neurodivergent people didn't pick up on it because it wasn't made obvious, and not everyone is great at reading subtle feelings of others especially in video games
@Fab4Sunrises8 ай бұрын
Honestly Gale stood in a corner at a party talking about his cat and I fell in love
@namtellectjoonal72302 ай бұрын
Excuse you? She's clearly a Tressym, not an ordinary cat 😤
@symphonicstorm31711 ай бұрын
Honestly the bigger red flag with Gale is that he spends the entire first date simping for his ex.
@SerxhioGjata11 ай бұрын
His ex is a god that groomed him since childhood.
@aefiss263911 ай бұрын
I would argue Astarion is a much bigger red flag. He straight up *kills* you and doesn't even feel sorry for it, attempts to manipulate you, and if you get his bad ending & rejects him, he'll admit he only wants to use you and doesn't love you at all. Not only is he physically abusive, he's also emotionally abusive. Under certain circumstances he's literally Cazador 2.0 -- not sure why people can't see that....
@EVILSCOTSMAN2k1110 ай бұрын
@aefiss2639 "Sexy vampire man" seems to be the prevailing reason on why it gets overlooked.
@aefiss263910 ай бұрын
@@EVILSCOTSMAN2k11 well said, couldn't agree more
@alearnedman10 ай бұрын
While it's a bit annoying that Gale can't shut up about Mystra, it's also quite understandable. She's literally a goddess
@shibe58772 ай бұрын
Listen, wyll is the most normal and healthy person in the whole camp, hes the most loyal and kind and he doesnt try to kill you or expect anything from you. Yes hes a little cheesy but hes sweet and only wants the best for everyone and i love him so much I WOULD KILL FOR HIM 😭
@zeenoash.88052 ай бұрын
See the problem here? Since you've picked the normal one, YOU get to be the abnormal one... /j
@SoarinCloudhoof2 ай бұрын
He also really isnt over his ex
@kaworob2 ай бұрын
I would say, Gale has it worse for his ex...
@helenkord62442 ай бұрын
@@SoarinCloudhoof which ex??
@SoarinCloudhoof2 ай бұрын
@@helenkord6244 demon mommy
@ItsYaBoiV11 ай бұрын
Gale's breakdown if you call sexy time with him "fine" is the funniest thing in the universe, and then he's like "f*ck it I'm going to kms"
@aefiss263911 ай бұрын
sad but funny
@genuineinterest10 ай бұрын
Wait does he actually kill himself or is it just a bit in the game. Is it possible to lose Gale by being a little critical of his technique oh my god
@aefiss263910 ай бұрын
@@genuineinterest not to my knowledge haha, we were just joking
@genuineinterest10 ай бұрын
@@aefiss2639 ahaha thank god, the fact that this is a believable notion about Gale is really funny though
@vokdmso98989 ай бұрын
wait he does that? when i tried saying it was “fine” he just told me he was a lonely man in a tower for a long time so he didnt get much practice for a while
@idrisredacted122911 ай бұрын
How dare you! Karlach is a sweetheart! She wouldn't throw a car at me for breaking up with her! ...she would look sad enough for it to be equally painful though.
@pablodonner521310 ай бұрын
You can't break up with Karlach because she looks at you with sad puppy eyes and you fall in love all over again, you can not escape golden retriever from hell, don't even try
@dotthedot908010 ай бұрын
@@pablodonner5213literally a wolfdog, people think she's a terrifying monster, but she's a puddle of cuddles
@Rumit2799 ай бұрын
@@pablodonner5213"golden retriever from hell" damn that fits her so well
@teaoclock90809 ай бұрын
My girlfriend accidentally broke Karlach's heart by exploring the wrong dialogue choices with Shadowheart at the wrong time. Utterly devastating, would not recommend (she reloaded the previous save, of course, but you can't unsee the devastation)
@noaperez72817 ай бұрын
Why break up karlach? She is ok if you fuck with Haslin... And Emperor... And the drow brother sister.
@CinnamonQuills8 ай бұрын
The Emperor: Even after you found out that the hunky Nigerian Prince who messaged you on Facebook and needed all your money to fly to meet you and recover his throne was an imprisoned Cambodian romance scammer you were still like "You know what? We can make this work."
@laurenhembree75702 ай бұрын
Thx I needed this
@Xxsorafan10 ай бұрын
Astarion is every savior fantasy except you do actually fix him. Or corrupt him further we love options
@damien6788 ай бұрын
He made me worse 😂
@Beanz-on-Toast7 ай бұрын
I tell people Astarion is my choice and they accuse me of having the "I can fix him 🥺" mentality but NO BESTIE I WANNA MAKE HIM WORSE HE'S HOT ASCENDED.
@minnymoon13606 ай бұрын
@@Beanz-on-Toastme to. I don’t want to fix him. I want his to fix himself. To be a better person
@panonymousbloom54056 ай бұрын
@@Beanz-on-Toast YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THIS 😭 Soul siblings
@toolatetothestory6 ай бұрын
He is relatable and I want someone to fix me, so I am REALLY just projecting
@plantishfellow10 ай бұрын
The college professor line was a personal attack
@TheBlackLakeSiren7 ай бұрын
Ik!
@hailthequeenFM7 ай бұрын
How dare you assume things about me that are entirely true.
@QueenyBunny6 ай бұрын
Yeah, I gasped lmao
@PossibleBat6 ай бұрын
Still true tho
@HazeEmry4 ай бұрын
Both reads were so true for me it hurts 😂
@RailfoxStudios7 ай бұрын
On one hand, I’m genuinely surprised how accurate he was. Spot-on with my picks (Astarion, Karlach and Halsin). But on the other hand, The Emperor wasn’t mentioned, and therefore I’m absolutely *offended* that this man didn’t finish shaming me. If you’re gonna put me on blast, at least cover the freaks like me who also went for the purple squid man!
@forgottenartformАй бұрын
I mean purple squid man, kinda writes itself- rule34, hentai, hide your Internet history, things like that 😊
@undeadleyley11 ай бұрын
nonono i picked astarion because unlike real life, astarion ACTUALLY listens to me and eventually ends up actually wanting me
@ErieRosewood11 ай бұрын
i unfortunately cant beat the allegations. all of my crushes in middleschool were gay coded. fucking hell.
@retro385611 ай бұрын
Until you let him bite you one last time and now you’re a piece of meat again.
@charlotteblossom340811 ай бұрын
@@retro3856 this only happens if you consistently enable all of his worst behavior because you think the evil vampire dom trope is so hot you let your boyfriend lose his soul over it i don't like to victim blame but that one's on you if that happens tbh
@retro385611 ай бұрын
@@charlotteblossom3408 never romanced him. And it isn’t victim blaming remotely, although he will only bite you again if you ascend him and if you do he will and always will treat you like trash. You are a spawn you are not his equal anymore you are his lesser. Better off just shoving a piece of wood in his head and replacing him with drow dommy mommy. Or just don’t romance him and have the best brother relationship with durge and astarion. Or having an actual meaningful relationship with lazel who straight up is probably the most wholesome relationship next to shadowheart. Even minthara is pretty sweet when you get past her fortress of walls.
@adnaP_esreveR11 ай бұрын
@@retro3856 This is false. He treats you nicely if not ascended and on a romance route you get the opportunity to feed him your blood even if you tell him he can feed on enemies. (Or at least that's what happened to me) Though obviously this can't turn you into a vampire unless you ascend him (which turns him into the worst version of himself and a copy of his abuser so of course he'd be a dick to you what did you expect?) but being a spawn sucks anyway (pun intended). If you romance an unascended Astarion and don't be a dick to him the experience is rather pleasant. Though bittersweet, because he'll lose his immunity to sunlight. In the epilogue he says he'd understand if you don't wanna spend your entire life in the dark. (My character happened to be a Drow so they didn't care lmao)
@NobodyDungeons2 ай бұрын
To be fair that college writing professor was 28 and in very good shape.
@alanp741Ай бұрын
Young college professors are the best tbh
@geoffreyhebel243811 ай бұрын
Halsin 100% is literally a bear. He has such big daddy energy
@MyUsernameIsGoofy10 ай бұрын
Halsin is both a bear and *a* bear.
@VanNessy979 ай бұрын
I want to make my Tav a twink that will pair nicely with Halsin's bear
@meandmyinsanity9 ай бұрын
He's such a service top too, I love him
@theprobester60349 ай бұрын
He’s literally a muscle bear daddy ❤❤
@dotthedot90808 ай бұрын
@@meandmyinsanityput a collar around that man's neck and you'll never see either of us ever again
@Corvidriot2 ай бұрын
Wyll is just the most simple and straightforward man there is, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with falling for a character who returns maybe 1/7th the romantic attention until the end of the game
@tamar70652 ай бұрын
Would prefer this honestly. On my first playthrough and it seems like every single one of these people is trying to jump me and I'm interested in like two of them.
@spicysalad30132 ай бұрын
@@tamar7065 bro fr you're nice to like one child and gale wants to get you pregnant immediately
@Ace_Maus9 ай бұрын
Gale is the cat dad, wine uncle, literature nerd that pretends they're the most innocent two-shoes but is secretly super kinky guy. I love him. :3
@dhampir_days9 ай бұрын
you KNOW that enchantment on his underwear was doing some shit
@kariissmol91727 ай бұрын
And then he has flashbacks to his cat when you lick the dead spider.