Here's what your MAIN in SMASH BROS says about you (ALL CHARACTERS) | Blake Jennings

[@jakeblennings]

Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for watching and supporting my videos you have literally changed my life!! I’m trying to commit more to long-form content in the future so what are some things you’d like to see from here? Game highlight? Tier lists?? Let me hear it!! ❤

[@DiamondsOfSeven904]

Splatoon

[@Monkeyfish000]

@@jakeblennings I don't care everything you make is awesome

[@MiniVii]

OMG I'M FUCKING DYING!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND YOU DESERVE THIS POPULARTY!!!!

[@somerando79]

Oh tier lists would be fun! I wouldn't mind game highlights either. I think a fun trope you could do is looking at characters from media you don't consume and giving your first impression and then maybe you could look into it and give your reaction to what they are really like (but that may be better suited for short-form)

[@brurnettebetty]

anything where we get to hear your opinions, youre very funny and i like to hear what you think

[@TanookyTeneka]

I seriously respect ypu for actually re-editing the shorts to make the video not only be horizontal but to actually transition and for the whole thing to work seamlessly, you didn't have to do that but you did and I respect that

[@jakeblennings]

That really means so much thank you!!!

[@Starlon-m3g]

​@@jakeblennings I can hear you saying this through the phone😂 (also I've been called gay in every single short on this channel...... YOU'RE CORRECT!)

[@FloridianMenace]

3:12 Let me be clear, us Mii mains do not think highly of ourselves, our miis do not look like us, they look like the 44th president of the United States of America: Barack Obama, He-Man from hit series He-Man and the Power Sword or Matt the All-powerful from Wii Sports. Plus whatever the hell else we can think of that aren't ourselves lol

[@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo8272]

Or however close we can to make them look like cartoons or anime or memes we've become fixated upon

[@thezackast2752]

Also every single facial feature merged into the center of the face

[@RammerHammer]

Or Sans. Lot of Sans players in online smash

[@t0xicChick3n]

The fear in your friend's eyes as you pick Mii, and his opponent is William Murderface.

[@sunnycideup4725]

uEEYYYYYY MATT MII MAIN BABEY

[@wockytalkie8352]

I love how with both of the series ive been called neurodivergent and a yapper (meowth, rob, sableye, diddy kong)

[@thatoneguy6318]

i may be wrong but i think that means something

[@suzikumieda2452]

The system works

[@SkiggsMoDiggs]

@@suzikumieda2452 THE SYSTEM WORKS 😭😭😭

[@venomgaming7014]

And Plant.

[@Gingerm0nster]

I got called out for my Chappell Roan obsession in both (Sheik & Gardevoir)

[@HazeEmry]

Legit though "I love ad revenue" is such a valid reason for a comp and the honesty makes me want to replay it several times lmao. Loop function getting some use

[@Laslus_]

oh mood, and honestly i hate reels/tiktok/shorts so if I can watch the compiled version AND drop him some bucks its win win

[@draxolot4716]

So far I’ve been called Neurodivergent, jobless, and a war criminal and I’m loving it

[@kolbe1071]

same lol

[@AldoHacha]

First I was called a Dom lesbian and then a hot woman. I call that a win

[@Eryn302]

I've been called trans twice lol as of like 5 minutes in

[@blaakmage]

When I was called Neurodivergent I shouted, "Oh God, It's True!!"

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

​@@AldoHacha Look up "Noi" from Dorohedoro.

[@V41kyr3]

I love the speed that you talk, you’re one of the only content creators I don’t fast forward through. Perfect speed for my ADHD brain

[@jakeblennings]

I've found my people

[@AstroBladeZ]

I'm here too This satisfies my ADHD brain as well

[@robinw.8083]

I put most long videos on at least 1.25 speed. He speaks at a speed my brain works at.

[@meep_cubed170]

So… I’m the only one listening at double speed?

[@Andi_the_bookworm101]

Same!!!

[@paintedpig3021]

The only people who hate Persona fans more then Persona fans are SMT fans

[@diogamest3545]

"GO PLAY A REAL SMT GAME!" they say Honestly, the whole Persona vs SMT debate is just... It boils down to Persona fans saying SMT is too hard and SMT fans saying Persona is too easy

[@paintedpig3021]

As a fan of both this is true​@@diogamest3545

[@soweli_Lukonsi]

​@diogamest3545 And Devil Survivor fans waiting patiently at the bottom of the ocean for another tactics game

[@Pandachu123]

​@@soweli_Lukonsi EXACTLY 😭

[@Tudsworth]

Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzunoha fans are in the retirement home waiting for Atlus to acknowledge Their Guy again.

[@daniellehohensee2021]

I can never tell if he's gay or bi. Sometimes I'm like 'oh he's GOT to be bi, look at him simping for the daddies in every form of media'. But then sometimes he's like 'ooh tall mommy', and I get confused. I love him for it. Every second of this man's existence is gold.

[@lightfurya2087]

He pings my gaydar so hard. I feel like he’s gay

[@Blue_Glacie]

I’ll be honest, when part 1 came out in shorts, I waited and waited for Pyra only to get my transbian ass called the “deodorant optional” kind of straight 😭😭😭

[@DeathDealer_1021]

Same :( I'M JUST ANNOYING WITH WITH PYRA'S DOWN-B AND MYTHRA'S SIDE-B! Also pretty ladies

[@voidsoul814]

Same took mental damage being called that. I just like the pretty gentle lady that just happens to do as much damage as Ganondorf but with a sword.

[@dekucake]

I mean, you did pick "the sword with bazongas", hard not to make that conclusion with no other information. Sorry, girl.

[@elijahpadilla5083]

​@@dekucakePyra mains are one of four different types of people, in essence: 1. Aggressively straight man 2. Has played/watched someone play XC2, and likes the pretty softie with fire powers who hits like a fucking truck 3. Paid attention during XC2, and identifies with her struggle with suicidal tendencies 4. The single sweatiest tryhard in any given room.

[@dekucake]

@@elijahpadilla5083 As someone who has never given a single crap about Xenoblade Chronicles as a whole, I'm willing to respect all that, fair enough.

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

For those of you looking for your favorite characters: 1:39 Zelda 1:47 Zero Suit Samus 1:51 Meta Knight 1:56 Mario 2:01 Inkling 2:04 Ness 2:11 Ice Climbers 2:16 ROB 2:22 Pichu 2:27 Steve 2:35 Sora 2:40 Kirby 2:48 Cloud 2:50 Sephiroth 2:51 Sonic 2:54 Piranha Plant 2:59 Wii Fit Trainer 3:04 Pyra 3:08 King K Rool 3:12 Mii Fighters 3:19 Link 3:22 Bayonetta 3:29 Pikachu 3:35 Sheik 3:38 Wario 3:44 Mega Man 3:47 Robin 3:50 Dr. Mario 3:53 Captain Falcon 4:01 Rosalina 4:08 Yoshi 4:10 Min Min 4:14 Falco 4:17 Corrin 4:20 Mewtwo 4:27 Ganondorf 4:31 Ike 4:38 Toon Link 4:42 Pokemon Trainer 4:49 Mr. Game & Watch 4:53 Peach 5:00 Joker 5:04 Pit 5:10 Ridley 5:12 Palutena 5:16 Marth 5:23 Lucas 5:28 Hero 5:31 Wolf 5:39 Isabelle 5:40 Daisy 5:43 Bowser 5:47 Jigglypuff 5:52 Incineroar 5:56 Roy 5:59 Duck Hunt 6:02 King Dedede 6:08 Little Mac 6:13 Donkey Kong 6:18 Luigi 6:23 Bowser Jr. 6:26 Villager 6:31 Byleth 6:34 Fox 6:39 Young Link 6:48 Shulk 6:53 Lucario 7:02 Snake 7:06 Greninja 7:10 Kazuya 7:14 Samus 7:17 Dark Samus 7:20 Banjo and Kazooie 7:25 Diddy Kong 7:31 Pac-Man 7:34 Terry 7:35 Lucina 7:43 Richter 7:47 Random 7:53 Dark Pit 7:57 Olimar 8:01 Ivysaur 8:09 Mythra 8:14 Chrom 8:18 Squirtle 8:24 Simon 8:30 Alex 8:33 Charizard 8:37 Ryu 8:44 Ken

[@mamaweallgotohell98]

THANK YOU SO MUCH MY KING/QUEEN/ROYALTY

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

@@mamaweallgotohell98 awww, it was my pleasure ☺️

[@rexzs794]

Doing the lord’s work right here

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

@@rexzs794 🥲☺️

[@Doctor_Krunch]

HOLY SHIT

[@manasgarg2058]

As someone who follows competitive smash, applying these descriptions to top players of these characters makes this video way funnier lmao

[@4546Bean]

I guess hbox is a war criminal

[@TheDarkangel719]

As somebody who plays snake, it’s a little more like this: it doesn’t matter who you’re attracted to, men, women, whatever, you will crush over at least 3 people in the Metal Hear franchise, and Snakes ass is 2 of them

[@asamlos]

One for each cheek

[@gabrielboudjema4076]

2:00 I said it and I will say it again, inkling mains are all splatoon fans so by that logic they're either gay neurodivergent or both much like the pokemon fandom

[@necromice_cream]

how did you know

[@gabrielboudjema4076]

​@@necromice_cream I am one I played both comp and casual splatoon I know what this community is 😭

[@apocrypha5363]

The Splatoon fandom is so frikkin trans and I love it! ❤

[@gabrielboudjema4076]

@@apocrypha5363 the average splatoon vc has like 70% of gay people and 60% of neurodivergent people 🙏

[@ImR3DACT3D]

How dare you be correct

[@ndsureshot7307]

"I'm not going to kink shame, I'm going to politely ask- Hey diva! Whats this about?" I cannot express how much I laughed at that

[@HeavenlyMercury2800]

As someone who mains the random button, I overthink absolutely everything except video games

[@redcv6706]

As someone who also mains random button, it is the result of me overthinking so hard I give up on decision-making

[@MajinBuu-ey8yv]

same

[@daamazingfireman5566]

As someone who seconds Random, I overthink nothing but video-games.

[@KaraxHaimeow]

I overthink but correctly so people just think I'm thinking.

[@burgeoner]

3:12 oh, dear, you misunderstand. we do not play Mii characters to be us in this game. we simply add our own DLC. I main Mii Brawler, and my main Mii pick is Chuuya Nakahara from Bungo Stray Dogs. I play Sans on Mii Gunner. you, my friend, are suffering from a fundemental misunderstanding of the potential of a Mii fighter.

[@Monkeyfish000]

Blake Jennings longform yassss diva

[@jakeblennings]

Thank you!! 😭❤️

[@IDKLOL77781]

​@jakeblennings ate and left no crumbs also plz respond. Please make more long form love to see your content

[@zoakdo]

According to you, I am… Aggressively straight Unflinchingly gay Guess the confusion never ends!

[@flergus-guh]

so basically bisexual

[@bradleyharris774]

As a STEM major, I can confirm that part of my degree involved an entire course where the final exam was explaining what Ness' moves do. I may have failed that course more than once.

[@Laslus_]

curently going to grad school for physics and one of my classes was about ness, can confirm

[@burningcole2538]

....What part of pk fire spam was hard? I was in and out of that exam in 5 min flat

[@nightmare3642]

@@burningcole2538 OK, but what, pray tell Does PK Flash do for Ness' kit.

[@LauraSti]

4:00 Counter-offer on Rosalina: You are a lesbian who doesn't know it yet. Source: me, who loves Rosalina and went almost three decades before discovering that I have VIOLENT crushes on girls.

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

Zero-Suit Samus is for deodorant-optional lesbians.

[@Ash-yb8ex]

The fact you’re not wrong 😭 I expected to be called out, not read for filth

[@DaWombatGaming]

These series are remarkably consistent. I've been called a lil dumb, autistic, and someone that doesn't overthink things so many times by you.

[@NiGHTSIntoMemes]

2:00 ALL RISE FOR THE FLAG

[@aidenvega6306]

Damn. Sucks to be an inkling fan I guess.

[@77seanstanley]

She was my main for months... welp, guess I'm trans now.

[@ShamelessPlug11]

But I main the green one

[@DJNX-RS9]

​@@ShamelessPlug11 still trans, but either excessively loud or the quietest person in the room

[@ShamelessPlug11]

@@DJNX-RS9 but I'm a guy 😭 other than that true very loud

[@noah-ux2cz]

We’ve been called LGBTQ+, neurodivergent, loud, yappers, smelly, sweat lords, furries, literally what could be next?

[@StillSomeone]

How about LGBTQ+ neurodiversity loud yapping smelly sweaty furries? Just all in one?

[@Mauricio0973]

You forgot war criminals

[@aidenbagshaw5573]

Just leaving a comment because your desire for validation from strangers on the internet is very relatable, and it costs me nothing to write this. Also, I’ve played a few of these characters, and you absolutely nailed every single one of them for me. Thanks to your videos, revealing to someone what characters I play as feels about on par with coming out.

[@TheWisdom_Seelie]

7:53 Counterpoint: I main the random button because I overthink things TOO MUCH and can’t choose a character

[@bct2308]

LITERALLY SAME. IF I CAN’T PICK ONE, I’LL HAVE THEM ALL.

[@HildesRoneta]

YOGURT PHANTOM SPOTTED 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@TheWisdom_Seelie]

@@HildesRoneta FRILLISH SPOTTED!!!!!!

[@Tarinator]

3:04 As a trans, asexual and lesbian person, I am more than slightly confused

[@DeathDealer_1021]

Same ;~;

[@philippeleprohon4823]

​​@@DeathDealer_1021 Not Ace here, but Demi, and all I can ask you is 'did you play Xenoblade 2? Because if not, here's a very brief non-too-spoilery of why 'sword with basongas': Those swords are similar to Shulk's in a way, but instead of the monados, they have an actual spirit in them. Rex (2's protag) is Pyra's Driver, aka the weilder of the sword that Pyra is. And why the boob part? Fanservice. Can't be simpler of a response than that.

[@Awes0m3n3s5]

​@@philippeleprohon4823 it's lowkey Fan Service, the video game

[@Fr33kaz0yd]

the fucking "sowwy homophobes UwU" killed me edit: i would like to confirm that i am 5 foot, though not straight or man. female viewers, y'all r goddess.

[@Primtheidiot]

This KZbinr is part of the reason I got diagnosed with adhd

[@mooper292]

as an aroace enby: i love getting called a lesbian, bisexual, non-binary, queer, self confident, a slut, bad at the game and good at the game in one series

[@tonalpleeb07]

As a dedicated Kirby, Rosalina, and Mii fighter enby, I have but one sentence for situations like these: *Task failed successfully*

[@FrancescoKoreck]

Garlic bread squadron member- wasp hunter /weapon swarm caller a bow that call apon numerous bees when an arrow lands

[@kamiyahbrown896]

5:31 oh he CLEARED me.💀

[@LordAstyanax]

2:41 I pray for the day we Kirby mains get lore accurate Kirby

[@plumwings2644]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. I love Transformers (a.k.a. my autistic feverdream) so R.O.B.’s black and yellow alt is like playing Bumblebee WITHOUT playing Bumblebee. Also he looks like WALL-E to me, and that’s my favorite Pixar movie-

[@Valhalla05]

Did I watch this whole video just to get called Neurodivergent 2 times over in the first minute? Yes, yes i did.

[@eggsnham.]

I've lost track of how many times this guy has called me queer and neurodivergent throughout his videos

[@Andrethegiant2008]

Pac-Man: "Old, or a FREAK in bed." Me: "Well, I'm 28, so... yeah, no, that's still accurate."

[@eljoel89]

7:33 "You know, the funny thing is... I know you're playing me, but you're right."

[@jordanguelbert7754]

*presses the goku button*

[@glowingfox704]

Thank you for making my day by conjuring the image of Diddy Kong and Meowth having a pointless but intense argument. For those who play Danganronpa, imagine a Rebuttal Showdown that never ends, the protagonist swaps every loop, and your fast forward button is stuck down

[@Imhere-nowimthere]

This is the single channel that gets my adhd, and I love it. The speaking is just PERFECT. helps with the overstimulating

[@EinDose]

The only one of these I disagree with is Dr. Mario. Yes, Mario mains are the most vanilla people on the planet and might not know who anyone else on the fighter select screen is; DOCTOR Mario mains are picking this deliberately. They've studied this blade, and you're about to see a murder with it.

[@Midnight-Starfish]

0:26 So bad at speaking French he does a German accent. 👏This👏is👏why👏I👏subscribe👏

[@BobKirbyman-kz1fo]

The Lucas one HURT, WE GET BULLIED BY NINTENDO ON A DAILY BASIS

[@itsrosib]

The ANGER my brother gets when I choose Random and bet him for almost 10 games straight.

[@aquamarinerose5405]

I'm not a pichu main, but I feel like there are 2 kinds of pichus. 1: people who don't know what they're doing but are cute and teeny like you said. 2: people who turn this rat into an ABSOLUTE MONSTER.

[@Monkeyfish000]

This are so brutally honest i just got to kirby and im dying

[@aarthritis]

7:48 its not a "not overthinking" thing, its very much just sheer, unbridled overconfidence and also a beautiful power play

[@everlyw7892]

i have been called: -gay? (bayonetta, im a lesbian)(played once at my mormon cousin's house when i was 8) -gay? (sheik, yes i do love chappel roan) -trans?? (corrin, im a lesbian in a weird about my gender and afab way. so.)(played once at my mormon cousin's house when i was 8) -unspeakable fanfiction (i am a palutena main. atp i only don't play her when someone objects to dash attack and spamming b) -loud lesbian (played daisy a lot staying over at my cousin's when i was ten. did not know i was a lesbian.) -class suck up cries at parties (lucina, and i don't cry at parties bc i dont go to parties. except like, very specific ones and only because hot girls are there.) ok we're done and i never got called autistic. except palutena i think that counts. also i need everyone to know that one of the cousins is a homeschooled mormon who's mom is very mormon, but does a homeschool group in which he does theatre and dnd. and plays jigglypuff. fuck you, coleman.

[@everlyw7892]

HELP IT TOLD ME TO KEEP MY COMMENTS RESPECTFUL

[@xShadowReaperZ8]

2:49 the only problem with these allegations for me as a Seph main is that one: I do not like violence or extreme methods, two: I'm a guy that is not a top, and three: I'm bisexual 😭

[@Ian-qi7vj]

Either you're trans or a femboy, I'm also a sephiroth main my bf is the military top and I'm a femboy bottom. The Fem is where it's confused.

[@xShadowReaperZ8]

@@Ian-qi7vj sadly, I'm not Trans, but I can't say I'm not slightly feminine, but not ALL the way to that point

[@DJNX-RS9]

It's the vibes then

[@familytablet6453]

The old Kirby instincts are VERY visible in the way I Sora. I mained Kirb for the first half of the game, but then I started playing Kingdom Hearts and I found out that Sora got into the DLC (this was a year ago) and to this day he is the only smash DLC I own. Every time I start to lose, I jump up, position myself above the enemy, down air, repeat. I've also been learning how to Robin recently without knowing a thing about fire emblem, I just saw his color scheme and said, "This will tide me over until we hopefully get Sora's *very close best friend* in smash 6," and then I found out about his down B and yelled, "WE HAVE RIKU AT HOME!" cis female btw, though I now expect that to change considering these videos are basically free fortune tellings and I also used to main Inkling, thus I have now been called not-cis 3 separate times Oct 2024 edit: This was a free fortune telling, I use she/they now. (and also pan thank you to Soriku and Sonadow for helping me figure that out) also I have rarely ever touched Jigglypuff but I will wear the theatre kid title like a BADGE OF HONOR

[@philippeleprohon4823]

One of us.

[@Nausicaä_of_the_vally]

I’ve been called a menace to society, neurodivergent, lesbian, and told my favorite color is ‘clouds’. (He’s not wrong tho..)

[@greypoupon2810]

...hey what the fuck, why is this stranger more accurate than my therapist??

[@Lizardguy3]

Straight cis guy here, I'm 100% on board with your analysis. And as a Simon main, yes. I am super happy to see more diverse opinions out there, epically ones that are so right. A lot of my best gaming friends in college were gay (I mean they still are, but I'm not in college anymore).

[@DracoRampNyx]

4:17 the fact that I wrecked everyone’s shit as Corrin at my friend’s house while also just recently coming out as Transfem makes this even funnier😂

[@lincolnwaller-j7o]

The “oh I think I’m a Marth main”is so funny😂😂

[@talesca6666]

3:05 counter argument Lesbian. Sword lesbian Pyra and Mythra are literally two women who fight with swords together. THE JOKE WAS RIGHT THERE BLAKE

[@Abraham-l8i]

Ness’ moves: B-PK flash-sends an arcing bball in the direction you’re facing. Can be partially controlled Side B-PK fire-sends a small lightning bolt at you’re target that lights them on fire. Very spam able down B- Psymagnet (i think)- temporary shield that mildly damages and knocks back nearby players Up B- PK thunder- sends ball lightning upward. Can be fully controlled by the joystick. Very op against enemies in the air Long, but hey, you asked.

[@ParagonDiamondMedia]

Not gonna lie, i really think the quality of this video is even better than the previous. I see the growth, i feel the inspiration, and i would love to see your creativity grow and flourish even more. 💖

[@jakeblennings]

This means so much thank you!!! 😭❤

[@rogonandi]

3:12 - "I'm the best option, actually." A hill I will gratuitously-violently-fight-until-I'm-a-zombie-with-only-a-biting-head on.

[@demil42]

As someone who's main is Lucario, I'm offended, I like him for completely non-furry reasons. I mean, I'm a furry, but this has nothing to do with that!

[@philippeleprohon4823]

This is like the whole Splatoon joke I've seen foat around, with that same Will Smith scene. The fact that I play Splatoon doesn't mean I'm trans. Well, I am Trans. But not because I play Splatoon!

[@phantomplatonic]

"Does little baby have a point?" Will never not be funny to me

[@BasiliskKingOfSerpents]

I’m watching this while recovering from top surgery, so for the record, the read on Inkling is 100% accurate

[@evandurham8908]

Even though I've only recently discovered most of your channel (less than 2 months or so), I'm honestly loving all of it, whether it's compliments or insults, always a good laugh to be had. Kudos to you!

[@R1ver7th]

I can't belive he has a 100% correct record about all my smash mains (inkling, cloud, robin)

[@philippeleprohon4823]

Ahh, fellow Trans! Hi!

[@R1ver7th]

@@philippeleprohon4823 Hi! is your favorite video game also splatoon? It's literally the favorite video game of every trans person I know IRL

[@philippeleprohon4823]

@@R1ver7th Pokémon and Splatoon. But mostly Splatoon.

[@R1ver7th]

@@philippeleprohon4823 it's a really funny trend

[@ariwl1]

Main: Zelda Secondary Main: Link ...I have no counter argument. Well done.

[@Thechannelthatexistsforcontent]

2:20 as someone with autism I can confirm this. And also I’d have it be that your lust Ace as the only lust I have it blood lust

[@amyisexisting]

2:03 ok I'll do it in simple terms Side b shoots a projectile out that when it hits an opponenent, it creates a pillar of fire that damages them for a point or two every like maybe quarter second or so for 2 maybe 3 seconds Down b is just a "If you throw something or shoot something at me I will eat it and heal myself" move Up b sends out a ball of lightning that for as long as it is active you can control the direction of. You can use it to either hit enemies and knock them back a ways, or hit Ness himself to launch him a certain direction at the cost of some health, and I wanna say that while in the state of having been launched by this Ness can hit people he flies into but i don't really remember Neutral B at first seems the weirdest, but it's just a projectile that as you charge it, it arcs from going a little bit above you to a little bit in front of you, and once it's done charging sets off an explosion that does good damage and launches players away. This move is mainly used for edge-gaurding, due to its limited range but good damage (plus the fact that I believe it can fall a little below ness but I haven't played the game in years this is all just what I remember) Anywho I may be autistic

[@amyisexisting]

Also saying that bullying Lucas mains is ok is incredibly based, I'm sure the game he's from is great but his moveset in smash is "hmmm what if we took Ness and made him pointless?"

[@degenerateinthecloset]

@@amyisexistinghow dare you insult the rope snake.

[@saranjago]

Ness down b is so much more than an absorber, it has so much potential as a movement tool and a combo tool. I barely know anything since I’m the one being mixed with it but look up the multi magnet and fly magnet tech for him it’s crazy

[@saranjago]

Also you’re missing all the pretty good to amazing normals he has, if you want to see a really good ness player in action look up Iceman vs p9 at the vic Arcadian 4, iceman is the best ness in Australia and she’s cracked. I just can’t with ness magnet as squirtle, cause there’s a set up she has to consistently get magnet fsmash and it’s just awful awful

[@saranjago]

Also pk flash is pretty good for stalling and mixing up your recovery, and anti airing/attacking from under platforms but in both of those situations you don’t charge it much if at all

[@brurnettebetty]

i will forever be a proud lil.mac main (in his cute lil pink hoodie) because i love that short king and im too stressed to actually learn how to play this game

[@tonalpleeb07]

Ah, the duality of lil Mac

[@vulpeculacollective]

i love your talking speed 😭 you talk the same speed as my brain processes omg

[@ThePurpleCheeseMan]

I'm not a stem major, but I've got double the needed abandonment issues to help meet the quota of Samus main.

[@ShadeSlayer496]

The shortest ones are always the best 😭 "for people who eat cigarettes" literally made me laugh out loud

[@DariusdoesStuff]

Yeah Smashing those Bros til they brawl. (I'm not sorry for that joke,take a joke)

[@jakeblennings]

PERIOD!!!!

[@tonalpleeb07]

Depending on who reads this, this is either a gay innuendo, a threat, a challenge, or all of the above.

[@bellringer53]

The fact that this isn't just a re-upload but fully re edited for wide screen format is a god send!!!

[@AaronYanni]

As an Isabelle main the “OH CONE ON” was peak😂

[@peachykeen16]

Your fast talking is a blessing. You're one of the only people I watch whose videos I don't have to speed up in order to stay engaged

[@insanity5764]

I've been called a kinky dominant lesbian T~T Min-Min, Ganondorf

[@TyphinHoofbun]

I haven't kept up with Smash in a while, but I used to main Ness and Fox back in Melee. But I also got to where I was pretty decent with just about anyone. Sometimes I'd just plop random when I wanted to not take things seriously. ...Or pick Jigglypuff/Pichu if I REALLY wanted to rub salt in the wound. With Pichu, there was a good chance I'd still lose, but I'd make you EARN your win. With Jigglypuff, it was a warcrime, especially because I refused to ever use Rest. (True story, one time when I did Random and got Bowser, my friend immediately counterpicked Jigglypuff and proceeded to do NOTHING but drill-kick into Rest. I told her off for having to rely on such a cheap trick, and she tried to say there was just no way to win without that. So I picked Jigglypuff, told her to pick whoever he wanted, and proceeded to utterly dismantle her without ever using Rest once. It was great.)

[@LunarLambda]

Got called a Lesbian, straight, trans, and diagnosed with ADHD. Understandable have a nice day

[@cshade0886]

I love the random button, half the time it's to have fun, the other half of the time it's to say to my friends, "I can beat you with any character."

[@lumineinfinitussilverkagat8094]

7:15 as a Samus Main....yeah this tracks (the abandonment issue part really hits hard)

[@lumineinfinitussilverkagat8094]

Also the Ryu one is 100% my best friend

[@naomidolan4882]

After being a ranboo and technoblade fan no upload schedule, no matter how inconsistent or non existent, can phase me.

[@prettynoicehandle]

4:53 As a Peach Main I'm okay with this

[@strwberry_kittenz]

HELP SAME

[@GreenDog3]

As a mii gunner main whose mii is herself, it's not confidence it's looking at a character creator and going "hell yeah"

[@rosswinchester4367]

Honestly, I really love the compilations. I kind of hate watching shorts but I love your videos. I would absolutely love a longform video of all of your series, especially the animal crossing one because there are so many characters.

[@bottleneck-5548]

3:50 I'll have you know I got a PhD in being boring and getting away with looking cool because I have a boot stomp

[@reilawlu3819]

The talking fast thing is appreciated, you're one of the few creators I don't put on 2x speed I don't agree with every take, but I do love them all

[@Sara_Hohman]

Hey, I'm hard of hearing, and I just want to say thank you for having clear, easy to read subtitles in your videos and shorts. :)

[@TrueLucinova]

I'd say the Banjo & Kazooie entry is accurate for me, but then the one for Shulk is so far from me lmao

[@ryanmiller5320]

My mains are wii fit, ice climbers, dark pit, rob (when I wanna be toxic) and mii sword fighter. Imma edit and see what he says Edit 1. Ice climber - yep. I literally tell people "I know I'm not gonna win, but I will make all of you hate your life" 2. Rob - rude. All I'm gonna say. You might as well have said my SSN with how hard that called me out. 3. Wii fit - I do not know how to feel about that 4. Wii sword fighter - bruh, rude. Side b go brrrre 5. Dark pit - nah, only one that doesn't hit.

[@malaiseneo]

ive been called a self loathing gay man, neruodivergent, a loud lesbian, a fanfic reader, disgustingly straight, a evil diva, and an incompetent winner. only 2 of those is wrong, its the lesbian one and the straight one.

[@Urlocalswiftie1989]

YAYYYY NEW BLAKE VID I LOVE YOUUUUUUU 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@jakeblennings]

ILY2!!!

[@thedragonage3033]

This series has simultaneously called me a sweat, girly-pop and pretty cool despite being a nerdy male, and only the first one, and possibly the second one (give it a few years) being correct. (Fox, bowser and donkey Kong)

[@stardust2441]

3:44 I'm not even a man I'm just autistic and mega man is one of my special interests :(

[@User_Samicom]

Same 😢

[@TalectusYT]

As someone who usually mains Meta Knight in Smash, I occasionally find myself pressing the non-existent b button in reality whenever something mildly inconvenient happens

[@AriThePacManSmashMain]

2:58 as a Wii fit main, at least I didn’t get insulted for my choice

[@SquamataReptile]

I like the different backgrounds you picked and of course, the fact that it’s made for horizontal viewing instead of the vertical one for shorts. Lovely.

[@RedYaBoi]

2:27 THE LITTLE BABY GOT A POINT INDEED!!!!! 😈

[@apocrypha5363]

My main says about me... That I tried to make a cool character work for me but lost constantly, so I ended up settling for Wii Fit Trainer because she's the only one I can be vaguely competent with... 😂❤

[@Cassiopeia167]

I main inkling, Pokémon trainer, incineroar (? How tf do I spell it) and that one fuck that turns into a dragon (I CANNOT REMEMBER THEIR NAME FOR THE LIFE OF ME) and I can say this is fairly accurate LMAO

[@gamingwithyoty7725]

You mean Corrin, mate?

[@Cassiopeia167]

@@gamingwithyoty7725 yes omg their name always escapes me

[@cececlaytonn]

As a queer girlie who's a former Shulk and current Sheik main, you made me realize i'm into blondes who are either: -masc lesbians OR -twinks

[@RedPandaSquadron]

7:20 help I'm being attacked! Also, my high school GPA was DEFINITELY not good. But I've got two masters degrees and research for a living. So up yours woke moralists! Let's see who cancels who! (or whatever that dorky disgraced Kermit the Frog said)