Here's what your MAIN in SMASH BROS says about you (ALL CHARACTERS) | Blake Jennings

[@jakeblennings]

Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for watching and supporting my videos you have literally changed my life!! I’m trying to commit more to long-form content in the future so what are some things you’d like to see from here? Game highlight? Tier lists?? Let me hear it!! ❤

[@DiamondsOfSeven904]

Splatoon

[@Monkeyfish000]

@@jakeblennings I don't care everything you make is awesome

[@MiniVii]

OMG I'M FUCKING DYING!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND YOU DESERVE THIS POPULARTY!!!!

[@somerando79]

Oh tier lists would be fun! I wouldn't mind game highlights either. I think a fun trope you could do is looking at characters from media you don't consume and giving your first impression and then maybe you could look into it and give your reaction to what they are really like (but that may be better suited for short-form)

[@brurnettebetty]

anything where we get to hear your opinions, youre very funny and i like to hear what you think

[@wockytalkie8352]

I love how with both of the series ive been called neurodivergent and a yapper (meowth, rob, sableye, diddy kong)

[@thatoneguy6318]

i may be wrong but i think that means something

[@suzikumieda2452]

The system works

[@SkiggsMoDiggs]

@@suzikumieda2452 THE SYSTEM WORKS 😭😭😭

[@venomgaming7014]

And Plant.

[@Gingerm0nster]

I got called out for my Chappell Roan obsession in both (Sheik & Gardevoir)

[@draxolot4716]

So far I’ve been called Neurodivergent, jobless, and a war criminal and I’m loving it

[@kolbe1071]

same lol

[@AldoHacha]

First I was called a Dom lesbian and then a hot woman. I call that a win

[@Eryn302]

I've been called trans twice lol as of like 5 minutes in

[@blaakmage]

When I was called Neurodivergent I shouted, "Oh God, It's True!!"

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

​@@AldoHacha Look up "Noi" from Dorohedoro.

[@FloridianMenace]

3:12 Let me be clear, us Mii mains do not think highly of ourselves, our miis do not look like us, they look like the 44th president of the United States of America: Barack Obama, He-Man from hit series He-Man and the Power Sword or Matt the All-powerful from Wii Sports. Plus whatever the hell else we can think of that aren't ourselves lol

[@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo8272]

Or however close we can to make them look like cartoons or anime or memes we've become fixated upon

[@thezackast2752]

Also every single facial feature merged into the center of the face

[@RammerHammer]

Or Sans. Lot of Sans players in online smash

[@t0xicChick3n]

The fear in your friend's eyes as you pick Mii, and his opponent is William Murderface.

[@sunnycideup4725]

uEEYYYYYY MATT MII MAIN BABEY

[@TanookyTeneka]

I seriously respect ypu for actually re-editing the shorts to make the video not only be horizontal but to actually transition and for the whole thing to work seamlessly, you didn't have to do that but you did and I respect that

[@jakeblennings]

That really means so much thank you!!!

[@paintedpig3021]

The only people who hate Persona fans more then Persona fans are SMT fans

[@diogamest3545]

"GO PLAY A REAL SMT GAME!" they say Honestly, the whole Persona vs SMT debate is just... It boils down to Persona fans saying SMT is too hard and SMT fans saying Persona is too easy

[@paintedpig3021]

As a fan of both this is true​@@diogamest3545

[@melvinshaw7574]

​@diogamest3545 And Devil Survivor fans waiting patiently at the bottom of the ocean for another tactics game

[@Pandachu123]

​@@melvinshaw7574 EXACTLY 😭

[@Tudsworth]

Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzunoha fans are in the retirement home waiting for Atlus to acknowledge Their Guy again.

[@Blue_Glacie]

I’ll be honest, when part 1 came out in shorts, I waited and waited for Pyra only to get my transbian ass called the “deodorant optional” kind of straight 😭😭😭

[@DeathDealer_1021]

Same :( I'M JUST ANNOYING WITH WITH PYRA'S DOWN-B AND MYTHRA'S SIDE-B! Also pretty ladies

[@voidsoul814]

Same took mental damage being called that. I just like the pretty gentle lady that just happens to do as much damage as Ganondorf but with a sword.

[@dekucake]

I mean, you did pick "the sword with bazongas", hard not to make that conclusion with no other information. Sorry, girl.

[@elijahpadilla5083]

​@@dekucakePyra mains are one of four different types of people, in essence: 1. Aggressively straight man 2. Has played/watched someone play XC2, and likes the pretty softie with fire powers who hits like a fucking truck 3. Paid attention during XC2, and identifies with her struggle with suicidal tendencies 4. The single sweatiest tryhard in any given room.

[@dekucake]

@@elijahpadilla5083 As someone who has never given a single crap about Xenoblade Chronicles as a whole, I'm willing to respect all that, fair enough.

[@HazeEmry]

Legit though "I love ad revenue" is such a valid reason for a comp and the honesty makes me want to replay it several times lmao. Loop function getting some use

[@Laslus_]

oh mood, and honestly i hate reels/tiktok/shorts so if I can watch the compiled version AND drop him some bucks its win win

[@gabrielboudjema4076]

2:00 I said it and I will say it again, inkling mains are all splatoon fans so by that logic they're either gay neurodivergent or both much like the pokemon fandom

[@necromice_cream]

how did you know

[@gabrielboudjema4076]

​@@necromice_cream I am one I played both comp and casual splatoon I know what this community is 😭

[@apocrypha5363]

The Splatoon fandom is so frikkin trans and I love it! ❤

[@gabrielboudjema4076]

@@apocrypha5363 the average splatoon vc has like 70% of gay people and 60% of neurodivergent people 🙏

[@ImR3DACT3D]

How dare you be correct

[@manasgarg2058]

As someone who follows competitive smash, applying these descriptions to top players of these characters makes this video way funnier lmao

[@4546Bean]

I guess hbox is a war criminal

[@HeavenlyMercury2800]

As someone who mains the random button, I overthink absolutely everything except video games

[@redcv6706]

As someone who also mains random button, it is the result of me overthinking so hard I give up on decision-making

[@MajinBuu-ey8yv]

same

[@daamazingfireman5566]

As someone who seconds Random, I overthink nothing but video-games.

[@KaraxHaimeow]

I overthink but correctly so people just think I'm thinking.

[@Monkeyfish000]

Blake Jennings longform yassss diva

[@jakeblennings]

Thank you!! 😭❤️

[@IDKLOL77781]

​@jakeblennings ate and left no crumbs also plz respond. Please make more long form love to see your content

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

For those of you looking for your favorite characters: 1:39 Zelda 1:47 Zero Suit Samus 1:51 Meta Knight 1:56 Mario 2:01 Inkling 2:04 Ness 2:11 Ice Climbers 2:16 ROB 2:22 Pichu 2:27 Steve 2:35 Sora 2:40 Kirby 2:48 Cloud 2:50 Sephiroth 2:51 Sonic 2:54 Piranha Plant 2:59 Wii Fit Trainer 3:04 Pyra 3:08 King K Rool 3:12 Mii Fighters 3:19 Link 3:22 Bayonetta 3:29 Pikachu 3:35 Sheik 3:38 Wario 3:44 Mega Man 3:47 Robin 3:50 Dr. Mario 3:53 Captain Falcon 4:01 Rosalina 4:08 Yoshi 4:10 Min Min 4:14 Falco 4:17 Corrin 4:20 Mewtwo 4:27 Ganondorf 4:31 Ike 4:38 Toon Link 4:42 Pokemon Trainer 4:49 Mr. Game & Watch 4:53 Peach 5:00 Joker 5:04 Pit 5:10 Ridley 5:12 Palutena 5:16 Marth 5:23 Lucas 5:28 Hero 5:31 Wolf 5:39 Isabelle 5:40 Daisy 5:43 Bowser 5:47 Jigglypuff 5:52 Incineroar 5:56 Roy 5:59 Duck Hunt 6:02 King Dedede 6:08 Little Mac 6:13 Donkey Kong 6:18 Luigi 6:23 Bowser Jr. 6:26 Villager 6:31 Byleth 6:34 Fox 6:39 Young Link 6:48 Shulk 6:53 Lucario 7:02 Snake 7:06 Greninja 7:10 Kazuya 7:14 Samus 7:17 Dark Samus 7:20 Banjo and Kazooie 7:25 Diddy Kong 7:31 Pac-Man 7:34 Terry 7:35 Lucina 7:43 Richter 7:47 Random 7:53 Dark Pit 7:57 Olimar 8:01 Ivysaur 8:09 Mythra 8:14 Chrom 8:18 Squirtle 8:24 Simon 8:30 Alex 8:33 Charizard 8:37 Ryu 8:44 Ken

[@mamaweallgotohell98]

THANK YOU SO MUCH MY KING/QUEEN/ROYALTY

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

@@mamaweallgotohell98 awww, it was my pleasure ☺️

[@rexzs794]

Doing the lord’s work right here

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

@@rexzs794 🥲☺️

[@V41kyr3]

I love the speed that you talk, you’re one of the only content creators I don’t fast forward through. Perfect speed for my ADHD brain

[@jakeblennings]

I've found my people

[@AstroBladeZ]

I'm here too This satisfies my ADHD brain as well

[@bradleyharris774]

As a STEM major, I can confirm that part of my degree involved an entire course where the final exam was explaining what Ness' moves do. I may have failed that course more than once.

[@Laslus_]

curently going to grad school for physics and one of my classes was about ness, can confirm

[@burningcole2538]

....What part of pk fire spam was hard? I was in and out of that exam in 5 min flat

[@nightmare3642]

@@burningcole2538 OK, but what, pray tell Does PK Flash do for Ness' kit.

[@Ash-yb8ex]

The fact you’re not wrong 😭 I expected to be called out, not read for filth

[@daniellehohensee2021]

I can never tell if he's gay or bi. Sometimes I'm like 'oh he's GOT to be bi, look at him simping for the daddies in every form of media'. But then sometimes he's like 'ooh tall mommy', and I get confused. I love him for it. Every second of this man's existence is gold.

[@lightfurya2087]

He pings my gaydar so hard. I feel like he’s gay

[@TheWisdom_Seelie]

7:53 Counterpoint: I main the random button because I overthink things TOO MUCH and can’t choose a character

[@bct2308]

LITERALLY SAME. IF I CAN’T PICK ONE, I’LL HAVE THEM ALL.

[@HildesRoneta]

YOGURT PHANTOM SPOTTED 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@TheWisdom_Seelie]

@@HildesRoneta FRILLISH SPOTTED!!!!!!

[@Midnight-Starfish]

0:26 So bad at speaking French he does a German accent. 👏This👏is👏why👏I👏subscribe👏

[@NiGHTSIntoMemes]

2:00 ALL RISE FOR THE FLAG

[@LordAstyanax]

2:41 I pray for the day we Kirby mains get lore accurate Kirby

[@eljoel89]

7:33 "You know, the funny thing is... I know you're playing me, but you're right."

[@jordanguelbert7754]

*presses the goku button*

[@noah-ux2cz]

We’ve been called LGBTQ+, neurodivergent, loud, yappers, smelly, sweat lords, furries, literally what could be next?

[@StillSomeone]

How about LGBTQ+ neurodiversity loud yapping smelly sweaty furries? Just all in one?

[@Valhalla05]

Did I watch this whole video just to get called Neurodivergent 2 times over in the first minute? Yes, yes i did.

[@eggsnham.]

I've lost track of how many times this guy has called me queer and neurodivergent throughout his videos

[@Fr33kaz0yd]

the fucking "sowwy homophobes UwU" killed me edit: i would like to confirm that i am 5 foot, though not straight or man. female viewers, y'all r goddess.

[@Imhere-nowimthere]

This is the single channel that gets my adhd, and I love it. The speaking is just PERFECT. helps with the overstimulating

[@TheDarkangel719]

As somebody who plays snake, it’s a little more like this: it doesn’t matter who you’re attracted to, men, women, whatever, you will crush over at least 3 people in the Metal Hear franchise, and Snakes ass is 2 of them

[@asamlos]

One for each cheek

[@Monkeyfish000]

This are so brutally honest i just got to kirby and im dying

[@kamiyahbrown896]

5:31 oh he CLEARED me.💀

[@mooper292]

as an aroace enby: i love getting called a lesbian, bisexual, non-binary, queer, self confident, a slut, bad at the game and good at the game in one series

[@tonalpleeb07]

As a dedicated Kirby, Rosalina, and Mii fighter enby, I have but one sentence for situations like these: *Task failed successfully*

[@FrancescoKoreck]

Garlic bread squadron member- wasp hunter /weapon swarm caller a bow that call apon numerous bees when an arrow lands

[@itsrosib]

The ANGER my brother gets when I choose Random and bet him for almost 10 games straight.

[@aidenbagshaw5573]

Just leaving a comment because your desire for validation from strangers on the internet is very relatable, and it costs me nothing to write this. Also, I’ve played a few of these characters, and you absolutely nailed every single one of them for me. Thanks to your videos, revealing to someone what characters I play as feels about on par with coming out.

[@everlyw7892]

i have been called: -gay? (bayonetta, im a lesbian)(played once at my mormon cousin's house when i was 8) -gay? (sheik, yes i do love chappel roan) -trans?? (corrin, im a lesbian in a weird about my gender and afab way. so.)(played once at my mormon cousin's house when i was 8) -unspeakable fanfiction (i am a palutena main. atp i only don't play her when someone objects to dash attack and spamming b) -loud lesbian (played daisy a lot staying over at my cousin's when i was ten. did not know i was a lesbian.) -class suck up cries at parties (lucina, and i don't cry at parties bc i dont go to parties. except like, very specific ones and only because hot girls are there.) ok we're done and i never got called autistic. except palutena i think that counts. also i need everyone to know that one of the cousins is a homeschooled mormon who's mom is very mormon, but does a homeschool group in which he does theatre and dnd. and plays jigglypuff. fuck you, coleman.

[@everlyw7892]

HELP IT TOLD ME TO KEEP MY COMMENTS RESPECTFUL

[@Tarinator]

3:04 As a trans, asexual and lesbian person, I am more than slightly confused

[@DeathDealer_1021]

Same ;~;

[@philippeleprohon4823]

​​@@DeathDealer_1021 Not Ace here, but Demi, and all I can ask you is 'did you play Xenoblade 2? Because if not, here's a very brief non-too-spoilery of why 'sword with basongas': Those swords are similar to Shulk's in a way, but instead of the monados, they have an actual spirit in them. Rex (2's protag) is Pyra's Driver, aka the weilder of the sword that Pyra is. And why the boob part? Fanservice. Can't be simpler of a response than that.

[@amyisexisting]

2:03 ok I'll do it in simple terms Side b shoots a projectile out that when it hits an opponenent, it creates a pillar of fire that damages them for a point or two every like maybe quarter second or so for 2 maybe 3 seconds Down b is just a "If you throw something or shoot something at me I will eat it and heal myself" move Up b sends out a ball of lightning that for as long as it is active you can control the direction of. You can use it to either hit enemies and knock them back a ways, or hit Ness himself to launch him a certain direction at the cost of some health, and I wanna say that while in the state of having been launched by this Ness can hit people he flies into but i don't really remember Neutral B at first seems the weirdest, but it's just a projectile that as you charge it, it arcs from going a little bit above you to a little bit in front of you, and once it's done charging sets off an explosion that does good damage and launches players away. This move is mainly used for edge-gaurding, due to its limited range but good damage (plus the fact that I believe it can fall a little below ness but I haven't played the game in years this is all just what I remember) Anywho I may be autistic

[@amyisexisting]

Also saying that bullying Lucas mains is ok is incredibly based, I'm sure the game he's from is great but his moveset in smash is "hmmm what if we took Ness and made him pointless?"

[@degenerateinthecloset]

@@amyisexistinghow dare you insult the rope snake.

[@saratoga6663]

Ness down b is so much more than an absorber, it has so much potential as a movement tool and a combo tool. I barely know anything since I’m the one being mixed with it but look up the multi magnet and fly magnet tech for him it’s crazy

[@saratoga6663]

Also you’re missing all the pretty good to amazing normals he has, if you want to see a really good ness player in action look up Iceman vs p9 at the vic Arcadian 4, iceman is the best ness in Australia and she’s cracked. I just can’t with ness magnet as squirtle, cause there’s a set up she has to consistently get magnet fsmash and it’s just awful awful

[@saratoga6663]

Also pk flash is pretty good for stalling and mixing up your recovery, and anti airing/attacking from under platforms but in both of those situations you don’t charge it much if at all

[@zoakdo]

According to you, I am… Aggressively straight Unflinchingly gay Guess the confusion never ends!

[@ParagonDiamondMedia]

Not gonna lie, i really think the quality of this video is even better than the previous. I see the growth, i feel the inspiration, and i would love to see your creativity grow and flourish even more. 💖

[@jakeblennings]

This means so much thank you!!! 😭❤

[@xShadowReaperZ8]

2:49 the only problem with these allegations for me as a Seph main is that one: I do not like violence or extreme methods, two: I'm a guy that is not a top, and three: I'm bisexual 😭

[@Ian-qi7vj]

Either you're trans or a femboy, I'm also a sephiroth main my bf is the military top and I'm a femboy bottom. The Fem is where it's confused.

[@xShadowReaperZ8]

@@Ian-qi7vj sadly, I'm not Trans, but I can't say I'm not slightly feminine, but not ALL the way to that point

[@plumwings2644]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. I love Transformers (a.k.a. my autistic feverdream) so R.O.B.’s black and yellow alt is like playing Bumblebee WITHOUT playing Bumblebee. Also he looks like WALL-E to me, and that’s my favorite Pixar movie-

[@LauraSti]

4:00 Counter-offer on Rosalina: You are a lesbian who doesn't know it yet. Source: me, who loves Rosalina and went almost three decades before discovering that I have VIOLENT crushes on girls.

[@EinDose]

The only one of these I disagree with is Dr. Mario. Yes, Mario mains are the most vanilla people on the planet and might not know who anyone else on the fighter select screen is; DOCTOR Mario mains are picking this deliberately. They've studied this blade, and you're about to see a murder with it.

[@Mynameistrashlol]

This KZbinr is part of the reason I got diagnosed with adhd

[@glowingfox704]

Thank you for making my day by conjuring the image of Diddy Kong and Meowth having a pointless but intense argument. For those who play Danganronpa, imagine a Rebuttal Showdown that never ends, the protagonist swaps every loop, and your fast forward button is stuck down

[@brurnettebetty]

i will forever be a proud lil.mac main (in his cute lil pink hoodie) because i love that short king and im too stressed to actually learn how to play this game

[@tonalpleeb07]

Ah, the duality of lil Mac

[@familytablet6453]

The old Kirby instincts are VERY visible in the way I Sora. I mained Kirb for the first half of the game, but then I started playing Kingdom Hearts and I found out that Sora got into the DLC (this was a year ago) and to this day he is the only smash DLC I own. Every time I start to lose, I jump up, position myself above the enemy, down air, repeat. I've also been learning how to Robin recently without knowing a thing about fire emblem, I just saw his color scheme and said, "This will tide me over until we hopefully get Sora's *very close best friend* in smash 6," and then I found out about his down B and yelled, "WE HAVE RIKU AT HOME!" cis female btw, though I now expect that to change considering these videos are basically free fortune tellings and I also used to main Inkling, thus I have now been called not-cis 3 separate times Oct 2024 edit: This was a free fortune telling, I use she/they now. (and also pan thank you to Soriku and Sonadow for helping me figure that out) also I have rarely ever touched Jigglypuff but I will wear the theatre kid title like a BADGE OF HONOR

[@philippeleprohon4823]

One of us.

[@R1ver7th]

I can't belive he has a 100% correct record about all my smash mains (inkling, cloud, robin)

[@philippeleprohon4823]

Ahh, fellow Trans! Hi!

[@R1ver7th]

@@philippeleprohon4823 Hi! is your favorite video game also splatoon? It's literally the favorite video game of every trans person I know IRL

[@philippeleprohon4823]

@@R1ver7th Pokémon and Splatoon. But mostly Splatoon.

[@R1ver7th]

@@philippeleprohon4823 it's a really funny trend

[@greypoupon2810]

...hey what the fuck, why is this stranger more accurate than my therapist??

[@rosswinchester4367]

Honestly, I really love the compilations. I kind of hate watching shorts but I love your videos. I would absolutely love a longform video of all of your series, especially the animal crossing one because there are so many characters.

[@AaronYanni]

As an Isabelle main the “OH CONE ON” was peak😂

[@DracoRampNyx]

4:19 the fact that I wrecked everyone’s shit as Corrin at my friend’s house while also just recently coming out as Transfem makes this even funnier😂

[@ThePurpleCheeseMan]

I'm not a stem major, but I've got double the needed abandonment issues to help meet the quota of Samus main.

[@BobKirbyman-kz1fo]

The Lucas one HURT, WE GET BULLIED BY NINTENDO ON A DAILY BASIS

[@BasiliskKingOfSerpents]

I’m watching this while recovering from top surgery, so for the record, the read on Inkling is 100% accurate

[@vulpeculacollective]

i love your talking speed 😭 you talk the same speed as my brain processes omg

[@Thechannelthatexistsforcontent]

2:20 as someone with autism I can confirm this. And also I’d have it be that your lust Ace as the only lust I have it blood lust

[@BananaSlushii]

I've played Smash bro's once and i didn't know who to play so I just played Isabelle and I must say you're right, I had not a clue how she worked or how to play her but I had fun dragging people around

[@naomidolan4882]

After being a ranboo and technoblade fan no upload schedule, no matter how inconsistent or non existent, can phase me.

[@reilawlu3819]

The talking fast thing is appreciated, you're one of the few creators I don't put on 2x speed I don't agree with every take, but I do love them all

[@DariusdoesStuff]

Yeah Smashing those Bros til they brawl. (I'm not sorry for that joke,take a joke)

[@jakeblennings]

PERIOD!!!!

[@tonalpleeb07]

Depending on who reads this, this is either a gay innuendo, a threat, a challenge, or all of the above.

[@Andrethegiant2008]

Pac-Man: "Old, or a FREAK in bed." Me: "Well, I'm 28, so... yeah, no, that's still accurate."

[@Nausicaä_of_the_vally]

I’ve been called a menace to society, neurodivergent, lesbian, and told my favorite color is ‘clouds’. (He’s not wrong tho..)

[@ariwl1]

Main: Zelda Secondary Main: Link ...I have no counter argument. Well done.

[@VeryNotSmart]

4:10 you know what its about

[@Lizardguy3]

Straight cis guy here, I'm 100% on board with your analysis. And as a Simon main, yes. I am super happy to see more diverse opinions out there, epically ones that are so right. A lot of my best gaming friends in college were gay (I mean they still are, but I'm not in college anymore).

[@ryanmiller5320]

My mains are wii fit, ice climbers, dark pit, rob (when I wanna be toxic) and mii sword fighter. Imma edit and see what he says Edit 1. Ice climber - yep. I literally tell people "I know I'm not gonna win, but I will make all of you hate your life" 2. Rob - rude. All I'm gonna say. You might as well have said my SSN with how hard that called me out. 3. Wii fit - I do not know how to feel about that 4. Wii sword fighter - bruh, rude. Side b go brrrre 5. Dark pit - nah, only one that doesn't hit.

[@Ria__2010-l3z]

You called me out accurately for every character Im good at. 12 times total. I’m genuinely impressed, congratulations

[@Urlocalswiftie1989]

YAYYYY NEW BLAKE VID I LOVE YOUUUUUUU 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@jakeblennings]

ILY2!!!

[@SquamataReptile]

I like the different backgrounds you picked and of course, the fact that it’s made for horizontal viewing instead of the vertical one for shorts. Lovely.

[@CriticalFangirl]

I've been WAITIN' for this one!

[@Sara_Hohman]

Hey, I'm hard of hearing, and I just want to say thank you for having clear, easy to read subtitles in your videos and shorts. :)

[@Cassiopeia167]

I main inkling, Pokémon trainer, incineroar (? How tf do I spell it) and that one fuck that turns into a dragon (I CANNOT REMEMBER THEIR NAME FOR THE LIFE OF ME) and I can say this is fairly accurate LMAO

[@gamingwithyoty7725]

You mean Corrin, mate?

[@Cassiopeia167]

@@gamingwithyoty7725 yes omg their name always escapes me

[@peachykeen16]

Your fast talking is a blessing. You're one of the only people I watch whose videos I don't have to speed up in order to stay engaged

[@bottleneck-5548]

3:50 I'll have you know I got a PhD in being boring and getting away with looking cool because I have a boot stomp

[@burgeoner]

3:12 oh, dear, you misunderstand. we do not play Mii characters to be us in this game. we simply add our own DLC. I main Mii Brawler, and my main Mii pick is Chuuya Nakahara from Bungo Stray Dogs. I play Sans on Mii Gunner. you, my friend, are suffering from a fundemental misunderstanding of the potential of a Mii fighter.

[@demil42]

As someone who's main is Lucario, I'm offended, I like him for completely non-furry reasons. I mean, I'm a furry, but this has nothing to do with that!

[@philippeleprohon4823]

This is like the whole Splatoon joke I've seen foat around, with that same Will Smith scene. The fact that I play Splatoon doesn't mean I'm trans. Well, I am Trans. But not because I play Splatoon!

[@TyphinHoofbun]

I haven't kept up with Smash in a while, but I used to main Ness and Fox back in Melee. But I also got to where I was pretty decent with just about anyone. Sometimes I'd just plop random when I wanted to not take things seriously. ...Or pick Jigglypuff/Pichu if I REALLY wanted to rub salt in the wound. With Pichu, there was a good chance I'd still lose, but I'd make you EARN your win. With Jigglypuff, it was a warcrime, especially because I refused to ever use Rest. (True story, one time when I did Random and got Bowser, my friend immediately counterpicked Jigglypuff and proceeded to do NOTHING but drill-kick into Rest. I told her off for having to rely on such a cheap trick, and she tried to say there was just no way to win without that. So I picked Jigglypuff, told her to pick whoever he wanted, and proceeded to utterly dismantle her without ever using Rest once. It was great.)

[@goobermoon]

NINTENDO GAYS WYA

[@real4xolotl]

Right here

[@Ash-yb8ex]

Here!

[@goobermoon]

@@real4xolotl OH YEAH 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️

[@goobermoon]

@@Ash-yb8ex YIPPEEEE ‼️‼️‼️

[@maggieoconnor413]

Bi

[@bellringer53]

The fact that this isn't just a re-upload but fully re edited for wide screen format is a god send!!!

[@DiamondsOfSeven904]

I feel called out

[@cshade0886]

I love the random button, half the time it's to have fun, the other half of the time it's to say to my friends, "I can beat you with any character."

[@SoRA.the.menac3]

HELP IM NOT TRANS BUT I DO MAIN CORRIN LMAOOO

[@Borispocalypse]

🥚🥚🥚🥚

[@Johncornwell103]

Well do I have some news for you

[@SoRA.the.menac3]

@@Johncornwell103 nuh uh uh

[@tonalpleeb07]

🥚-> 🐣

[@CliffCutterActual]

I’m just here for the dopamine hit of someone being envious of my inability to not play as myself when given the option

[@TerrellMorris]

hey i think you are really cool. these are really funny.

[@jakeblennings]

Thank u 😭❤️

[@BPLP1234]

The game and watch read had me checking over my shoulder. Way to accurate 😂

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Isabelle main, and you said it ALL.

[@yuumibook9619]

5:03 The fact that the one of two pit mains i know, vernias, is actually 100% accurate to this, goated

[@stardust2441]

3:44 I'm not even a man I'm just autistic and mega man is one of my special interests :(

[@User_Samicom]

Same 😢

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

Video starts at 1:37

[@BenIThink]

There is literally a timestamp in the video💀

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

@@BenIThink To be honest I forget that timestamps are a thing now

[@acerosegee663]

YAAAAAAS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS WOOOO

[@ojutay8375]

5:10 chat what does this mean

[@CrazyLoveOwl]

"eating cigarettes" you smoke an upsetting amount of cigs and everyone knows it cuz you reek

[@roosh1986]

As someone who usually mains Meta Knight in Smash, I occasionally find myself pressing the non-existent b button in reality whenever something mildly inconvenient happens

[@picklebulb1489]

Is there a KZbinr without ADHA?

[@jakeblennings]

Based

[@TeamSoraPresents]

God, you are such a sassy savage b----, and I _love_ it! And to be clear, I mostly main Inkling (cis male, but if it makes you feel any better, I have thought about it, just never enough to commit), but also play Sonic (idk how tf you knew that about me, but well done), Banjo-Kazooie (pretty accurate, actually, I didn't do any homework and still got a A-B average; mostly I'm a fan), PAC-MAN (is low 30s old now? Because modern slang is completely lost on me now), occasionally Sora (_pretty sure_ I'm straight(?) but I'll admit, I have surprised myself), and often Random (agent of chaos, no question, the less my opponent can counter me, the more fun it is). But Pit... that cut _deep_. Like, are you psychic or something?

[@bradenmedeiros3050]

5:52 really? I'm not gay

[@chip-toons]

well hes at least 50% accurate

[@bradenmedeiros3050]

Wow. I can't even be mad. I'm not a furry either, but that was good.

[@qhu3878]

give it a year

[@bradenmedeiros3050]

@@qhu3878 what?

[@williamfuller8969]

@@bradenmedeiros3050now we wait :)

[@rogonandi]

3:12 - "I'm the best option, actually." A hill I will gratuitously-violently-fight-until-I'm-a-zombie-with-only-a-biting-head on.

[@mossybanana]

6:00 I'm only 23, yet I feeel 30. Still playing DS games probably doesn't help.

[@angeygirl]

Mii Swordsman user here: I love having the chance to put my OCs in the game. I have no idea what constitutes a good move set but I'm just happy having a guy who exists in my brain become a playable character

[@EnderKing-16]

I’m a pyra/ mythra main what does that say about me? Plz answer below. Edit: not a bot just want to know

[@Zoniax-zc7xh]

Either Howard from big bang theory or the least closeted lesbian in the world. No in between

[@circularnectarine1439]

STRAIGHT🫵

[@EnderKing-16]

@@circularnectarine1439 i guess straigh male then

[@EnderKing-16]

@@Zoniax-zc7xh Im a male so take that as you will

[@lambskrit2236]

You either wish to be Pyra/Mythra or be inside Pyra/Mythra

[@bassicallydoingfine]

My mains are Robin, Mii Brawler, Little Mac, Random, and Ness. Let’s see what he says. Mii Brawler: I have abysmal self esteem and I am genuinely too lazy to make anything remotely unique, so I just use my Mii for all of them. It’s fun to get people with shot put though. Robin: Nope, I just enjoy seeing how complicated I can make things until I fuck up. Little Mac: Yeah, that’s fair. Random: It’s fun as hell to see how I can fuck around with whoever I get to play as. Ness: I don’t know about stem major but my parents say I’m on track for that so…yay, I guess?

[@BUSINESSSH33P]

Last

[@jakeblennings]

Goated

[@ThyCandyRuler]

Lol