WHAT ZELDA AND LINK SLEEPING TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IS LIKE - Video Game Memes

[@bensoncheung2801]

3:09 Google translate: Why is it so hard for me to be a kazooie? Because it's a pet, hold it like that. It has a huge beauty that seems to be able to hold my taste, and your apartment is like this. So, please don't bring up such a nasty phrase again. I'm my present again, no more.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

And beforehand, this was from some Cars post of Lightning McQueen and Mater! McQueen: Hey Mater! It’s nice to finally be back in Radiator Springs! Mater: I want you! McQueen: What?

[@BiroZombie]

Two more translations for fun. First is DeepL... "Why do you want me to have a kazooie, I don't understand, you are my pet, act like it, and I am more crazy about honey than anyone else in my life, she has a huge beehive that I could push my nose into, and your apartment is like this hell, so never bring up that stupid phrase again Please don't ever bring it up again, it's my gift to you, I hate you!" Next is Poe... "Why do you want Kazooie from me? I don't understand. She's my pet, so behave accordingly. Besides, I'm more obsessed with Honey than anyone in my lifetime. She has a huge beehive that could stuff my nose, and your apartment is like hell. Please don't bring up such stupid phrases again. I'm done with you and your present. I hate you."

[@mr.m.t.j.m6003]

@@BiroZombiewhat the……💀💀💀

[@SuperSylar]

@@BiroZombie I recall perhaps the creator of the video actually intended for the translation to be gibberish that'd make no sense translated into english tho lol

[@BiroZombie]

@@SuperSylar Certainly, that was the intended purpose, but it's amusing to see how machine translators attempt to decipher them.

[@lazernor]

Rosalina: "Choccy Milk? I'm sorry... I drank it all..."

[@DSMCasual]

“In Cod scenario” Integrator: “The Numbers Mason? What do they mean?” “In Lost Pause scenario” Lily The Integrator: “The Eevees, Chief!? Where did you get them?”

[@kaollachan]

he already know what the number mean XD

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"I'm not saying you should, but a lot of good things would happen if you while at a game journalist building put some yellow paint on an open window that leads to a 50ft drop to the ground." - Mongolian Proverb

[@EinMor]

Noble: Why did Paper Mario remove Mario's salute? Me a German:

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

The gamer light struggle is real lol

[@soelo592]

US army- “It’s big brain time” makes people play Helldiver 2 to enlist people to the army. 3:31

[@senioravocado1864]

If you can't beat em, join em, better than getting drafted lmao

[@soelo592]

@@senioravocado1864 watch out for friendly fire

[@NeonDripKitty]

oh boy cant wait to friendly fire

[@Mare_Man]

"Helldivers 2 is military propaganda" "My brother in Christ, _it worked._ *_Triple the defense budget"_*

[@ChrisChambers-h6w]

For democracy

[@L337M4573RK]

Between BotW and TotK, Zelda took over Link's house (that he paid thousands of rupees for), got rid of his hard-earned weapons and shields (some of which were direct heirlooms of the murdered Champions), gave away his numerous and heavily enchanted outfits to a shifty thief (who simply hid them all around Hyrule again), removed and replaced nearly all of the decorative pictures (save for the one from The Champions' Ballad), and likely used Link's remaining rupees to have a secret study built underground in the well behind the house and hire a local citizen as a daily house maid. Poor Link...

[@zomfragger]

Yeah Link got robbed. Zelda took his house. Made him return his champions weapons. Some a hole broke in and stole his gear. Took his money to have a she well put in. Although having a maid come by to clean the house while they're out isn't a bad idea. Since you never know if a squatter would try to move in while on a business trip. Also except for the champion photo the decor came with the house so no real loss there.

[@L337M4573RK]

@@zomfragger Don't try to justify nor downplay what Zelda did! Zelda may be the last living member of the Royal Family, but she had no right to do that to Link and Link's rightful, hard-earned possessions. She got rid of the Hylian Shield for crying out loud! An heirloom of the Royal Family itself! What's the justification in that???

[@zomfragger]

@@L337M4573RK I'd blame Misko. Link left the majority of his equipment at home because it was so valuable and while he was with Zelda, Misko swooped in took the majority of Link's stuff. Zelda just seized the opportunity to redecorate to her liking from a devastated Link.

[@L337M4573RK]

​@@zomfragger Yeah...no. It's a popular theory that the house Link bought in BotW for 3K Rupees and 30 bundles of wood was actually Link's ancestral home! The house that Link (and his parents/uncle/sister) grew up in; the house that Link had to leave when he went off to become a Hyrulian Knight! Many of the pictures that Zelda removed and replaced were likely the last remaining remnants of Link's family that perished decades ago (if not over 100 years ago during the Great Calamity)! You still think Zelda was justified in removing and replacing those pictures? If Link had a little sister (according to "Creating a Champion"), some of those pictures could've been drawn/painted by her...the last remaining proof that she existed in that world! You STILL think Zelda was justified in removing and replacing those pictures??

[@xtrem5428]

Nah, my headcanon is that Link and Zelda got married and live together, so that became "Link's and Zelda's house", but because Zelda, being the princess, is obviously more famous, it got labeled as "Zelda's house"

[@flashfireplayzytoffical]

Noble: What's Wrong With The Salute? Me: *sips Sprite* okay...Who's Gonna Tell Him?

[@kraigshall]

Not it

[@IBW_3000]

Also Zelda: gets rid of Link’s weapon stands and takes ownership of the house.

[@t.kersten7695]

typical female behaviour. all the little stuff everywhere and everything is sorted and neatly put away, so you won´t ever find it again, because her system of storing stuff is so much different to yours.

[@ColtonGamingTV]

3:12 Apparently, the lead designer and director said they fucked sometime in the first game. The quote "Yes, it’s time we made this matter official. Throughout the game, both Banjo and Kazooie were not only getting jiggies, they were getting jiggy with it. Each other, that is. They were getting… jiggy with… alright. They fucked, okay. Quote is from a few years ago now and I am just learning about this.

[@simplestickland3367]

It was an old game, and everyone played it has grown up to adults.

[@danielferrieri7434]

I used to think Banjo's last name was Kazooie since the Game was Called Banjo-Kazooie and not Banjo and Kazooie

[@cogs_and_gears]

Banio

[@Virtualblueart]

I get Yellow paint and similar. In todays cluttered 3D games some hints if something is climbable is appreciated. I like that in Stellar Blade they have a little explanation for it: The squads/resistance that came before you set up camps and hid supplies, scouted routes etc. And they marked them with yellow paint for future soldier to find.

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Telma: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!

[@MrTerminator3010]

8:41 gives a whole new meaning to "angel hair pasta"

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

How to make good choccy-milk: You'll need: A glass. A teaspoon. Some milk. Half a teaspoon of coco powder. Half a teaspoon of sugar. A microwave. Step 1: Put the coco powder and sugar in your glass. Step 2: Mix them (crush and stir). Step 3: Add milk. Step 4: Put it into the microwave for 1 minute and 15 seconds. Step 5: Stir all the remaining powder into the milk (both the powder at the top and the clumps of powder at the bottom). Step 6: Slurp Slurp Slurp. Enjoy your choccy-milk!

[@OmniscientWarrior]

To clarify, this is using unsweetened chocolate powder.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

@@OmniscientWarrior There's sweetened coco-powder?

[@Jeap118]

For those unaware, Rare has previously stated that YES banjo and kazooie have done the nasty before. So yes theyre more than friends

[@LillLizzert]

Wait, WHAT? Source? 😂

[@ShinKyuubi]

@@LillLizzert I second this, I need proof or it didn't happen!

[@KordellCunningham]

Did they really confirm it?

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

Source?

[@diablo.the.cheater]

@@addison_v_ertisement1678 his ass

[@MarshmellowKitty-r5u]

Hey Noble, it's been a while since I saw your content. I'm glad you're still enjoying your time reacting to memes. Keep going!

[@jadeturtle417]

4:48 Hudson: THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

[@chilomine839]

That's real torture.

[@jhorn64]

I looked into them and unfortunately the codes do not match the background images

[@justinwilliams7148]

10:50 They broke the microwave in the shared kitchen of the dorm. We ate frozen Eggo Waffles and ColdPockets because no one wanted to pay for a new one and the first one to crack would lose this unspoken test of manliness.

[@SevEvoimaru]

0:59 love sonico figure in the top left, man. I love sonico content, love the seiso! _...& DA YABAIDABAIDUUUUUU_ *_OFF-BRANDSERVICE_*

[@sunkeyavad6528]

Once Link went into engineering he became the most powerful he has ever been.

[@michaeltalpas]

That Lego Leia cosplay was fire though. 10:06

[@itsturniptime3699]

Fun Fact The Handler from Monster Hunter World was seemingly originally planned to help you in the field as her concept art shows her with a Hunting Horn, which makes sense as that means she would buff you while out in the field. She doesn’t do this in the actual game though.

[@greenhydra10]

Probably hadn't quite worked out the coding right. That's a shame, because I genuinely like the Handler.

[@jamesproctor4568]

Considering how less dynamically interactive the maps are in Rise, I wouldn't be surprised if part of the reason they couldn't get companions into World/Iceborne was that they couldn't make companion npcs interact with those features properly.

[@Jetbladewarrior]

That Captain Falcon Cosplay was awesome even got the moves down pat.

[@Mr-Green0]

1:07 Looks like Knuckles has seen the alternative version of himself.

[@BirdieSenpai]

Being intolerant stops Noble from drinking milk? Skill issue. I'm lactose intolerant and I chug entire containers of milk just to spite my lactose intolerance. ... brb

[@justinwilliams7148]

Your stomach says no, but your tastebuds say "ICE CREAM NOW"

[@slickmann1]

🎶My body's telling me no But my mind My MIND is telling me Y E S🎵

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

It's intolerance not allergy because you literally do it anyway.

[@TakeMinamoto]

besides, if you put enough cocoa powder, the copper, iron and other minerals in the chocolate tend to cause constipation, so it cancels out 🤣

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Have you considered drinking A2 Milk?

[@Boltofbrilliance122]

I will never call a hot dog a gilzzie

[@derekstein6193]

Indeed. It sounds aggressively stupid. And not stupid in the fun way.

[@NeonDripKitty]

a glizzie sounds more like a icecream

[@chilomine839]

Brain rot is taking so much from the kids.

[@SevEvoimaru]

0:00 I have seen this video & I love it! That's Mario party boredom relief in a nutshell! And, yes, 💥ᴥ💥 *_YOU GOTTA DO DA POSE AT DA END._*

[@Valacar]

3:45 looks like it was the U.S. Army booth at the LVLup Expo in Las Vegas over the weekend. They had computers where people could play Hell Divers 2. They also had a wrap around camera setup where you could stand in the middle in costume, and it would record a video with the camera going around you. My son did that one.

[@andrewseet4408]

11:53 Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak which comes after Monster Hunter World. The first woman shown. She is an NPC named Fiorayn that can hunt with you. And plays a part in the story and does help you in your hunts both in the story as well as being an optional NPC that you can have hunting with you. There is a reason players loved Fiorayn. Beautiful. Pulls her own weight. And had some pretty badass moments in the cutscenes. There are also a good amount of other NPC’s that you can chose to hunt with you and they all are solid picks.

[@marmyeater]

That sounds amazing. I need to try that after I beat World.

[@andrewseet4408]

@@marmyeater of course. The NPC followers become available at certain point in the Sunbreak DLC.

[@marmyeater]

@@andrewseet4408 thanks.

[@andrewseet4408]

@@marmyeater no problem bro. Hope you have an enjoyable Rise Sunbreak experience when you play it

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Noble your late night snacks are so relatable to me!

[@PRORAGEGUY]

02:43 its more like iron nokana, which by itself is reference to SD.KFZ 232 combat vehicle

[@evecheetah894]

7:53 As long as they aren’t harvesting from the monsters in the depths…. Without sundelions that is…

[@Templar127]

Super Mario Party IRL should be a thing!

[@m.a.dmatt6689]

10:50 My man I am the same, except I would combine them together, wrap the bologna and cheese around the dog, hold it together with a toothpick and eat it like that lol

[@theghost2101]

4:57 i tought he was gonna say that he knows those numbers not that what they mean

[@topcat59]

The only purpose the handler serves is cooking you a fine meal and that’s it.🐱

[@Ryzen776]

I would actually like her if she stayed at camp and did just that. But noooo, that girl had less survival instinct than a lemming and constantly rush on the field.

[@CommDante]

And be a heated bed to lay on and be a toy to play with when bored. 😺

[@mrexists5400]

8:42 Mario when Bowser kidnaps Peach: "Somebody toucha my spaghet!!"

[@SeedyZ]

3:58 Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the tv dot png

[@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster]

It’s a-me, Luigi

[@Snakedude4life]

There’s been quite a few games that were developed as a recruitment tool. America’s army (the one with multiplayer) was pretty rad. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@Roseastasia]

Noble is wearing a yellow shirt while talking about the yellow paint… HE MUST WANT US TO FOLLOW HIM

[@BradStarnes]

I went through Skies of Arcadia about six months ago. Had it so long ago on the Dreamcast but eventually picked it up on the Cube somewhere within the last 10 years or so. Got to feeling like I wanted to play something older and there it was, enjoyed it as much as I ever did.

[@godricnecro]

"Her hair looks like very fine spaghetti " so you mean ANGEL HAIR, which is a very thin pasta

[@TheDragonGod.]

It took me 3 days to get to this video because I've been busy the UgandanKnuckles thing is pretty much dead except for the occasional kid doing it

[@blzbfallenangel]

I started noticing the yellow paint in GoW (2018) and Ragnarok, and thats because in that game, the yellow paint have lore reason, its meant to be Laufey who pinted it for guiding Kratos

[@Rekuzan]

U.K. "Do you know dah way???" Cell "He won't stop clicking...HE WON'T STOP CLICKING!!!"

[@TakeMinamoto]

I also attack the fridge at 1 am... I usually don't get bologna, but I do get a single of cheese (though I usually buy mozzarella), and a slice of ham... sometimes I grab one of each every time I go to the fridge, but other times I just grab a small piece of bread, get a slice of mozzarella and a slice of ham and then I have something to eat while watching these videos at 2 am

[@rotciv557]

Noble, I literally just went and got some pepperoni slices from my fridge just when you talked about getting bologna in the middle of the night. We are twin souls

[@1caboose1]

Hey scooby... 0:58

[@RealNefastus]

Glizzy and a kraft single are S tier night snacks 100% with you Noble.

[@duskbringer4583]

12:00 To be fair, Handler has the most difficult job of all. ...She's our Field Chef. You SEEN how much Hunters eat? Plus she handles the paperwork for us.

[@jacobmangus2382]

Don’t worry Nobel I would grab the same things to midnight snack on

[@Mr.Board_]

7:35 he will be disappointed that most of the monster disappears when killed

[@TundraCrow]

I'm waiting for a game to come out with a in universe meme of you meeting the person or people responsible for painting all the intractable yellow. Either talking with them and suggesting a new colour. Or some hilarious explanation of why they did it and our chose yellow. Or even finding them injured or dead at the bottom of a cliff with cans of paint around them.

[@joanruiz2808]

3:12 the dialog translates to: I don't understand why you want me Kazooie, it's my pet so act like it, and I'm more into Honey than anyone else in life, she's so huge you could squeeze my stuff into it. Your apartment is like this, so please don't ever bring up those touching phrases again, I'm your gift, I'm yours.

[@Forgottenfire_official]

8:54 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Noperare]

8:01 Mario is italian, he is showing solidarity with their 1940's ally.

[@Thegermandude_o7]

Das ist richtig 🇩🇪

[@SevEvoimaru]

9:02 no. It's looked like spaghetti in my eyes since I saw the whole range of images.

[@DeckWizard84]

Wrapping the cheese in the bologna to make a tube is best.

[@Mr-Green0]

6:16 Yeah, this is what most NPCs have to seen and deal with due to us causing mayhem in GTA.

[@idkidc6509]

11:13 wrap the glizz in the bolon and then wrap that in craft boom, your perfect MON meal is served

[@AricShadowDragon]

Honestly I think I did the same thing when looking for food in the fridge in the middle of the night XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@parazygone9567]

If a Lynel were based of a tiger/lion/horse hybrid that meat would smell and taste like piss because of the ammonia levels found in big cats like tigers and lions

[@woofy1988]

11:04 I'd have gone with 64 slices of processed cheese

[@dklk734]

OoT is what made me a gamer. sandwich condiments A1, mustard, pickles you name it. i have always had stomach problems i only recently found out i got 8 different food allergies . apparently the us health system didnt think it necessary to test ,for why i was puking all the time. bulimia my ass

[@tobiasdoesthings9546]

Oh my god that is KOS-MOS in the background! That’s cool!

[@cryolitegem]

11:38 I would die so quickly after because I’d be sat there giggling and I’d do something stupid

[@M12Z0]

Those memes were amazing 😂, I loved the Zelda totk creations

[@marcelbyrd7745]

How to admit this person must have really practice a lot cuz he pulled off Captain Falcons moves so fluently & perfectly💯🤯🤯🤯😎😎😎😎👍🏾👍🏾5:25

[@waynelavoie1120]

The salute of Mario in paper mario looks like a German salute from the wartime (I do not know if I'm allowed to say the actual name)

[@alexkersar8304]

Almost died of laugher on that stair joke. XD

[@ForemostCrab7]

The jumping ropes, the minigame i excel at. Last time i played mario party with someone, i got 262 jumps in before i finally screwed up.

[@TBoneTony]

Mario Party 2 I remember that Fire Jumping minigame. I think it was also in Mario Party 1 but that is only going from a vague memory playing it at a friends house while I waited for Mario Party 2 when I heard via Gaming Mags that the sequel was coming out at the time.

[@Muteditto-487]

dreamcast was ahead of its time.

[@noodsdood6977]

Finally, someone else who has seen the glory of bologna sandwich, but the bread is also bologna (it's three slices of bologna, sometimes four when you want cheese (sub bologna))

[@anzyroadside2374]

That choreography was truly impressive. I can't imagine how long it took to get the moves just right and how many takes he took. Rip Kirby though

[@marsaustralis6881]

The funniest bit about US military recruitment is that they've begun to embrace the anime/game fanbase. On the anime side, you might see some recruitment officers in cosplay, like in one Con I went to, USAF Sailor Moon occasionally competed with US Army All Might to a pull up competition. On the game side, they bait players in with playing games like Helldivers, and get them to sign on for more recruitment offers. I think it'll only be a matter of time until we start seeing exclusive cosmetics given to those who talked to a recruiter, even if it's something as silly as a classic M16 skin for whatever game is trending at the time.

[@tam-ka-blam9736]

Omg I can relate to the Monster Hunter meme so much. I hated that handler so much. Nearly gets the player killed multiple times with her stupidity...

[@ThespianDevil]

He tested the numbers💀💀 Librarian ahh KZbinr

[@themysteriousoa4466]

11:30 Oh geez. As soon as I saw this, Drop It by Sporty-O played in my head.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

My body, wooooo!

[@R3tr0w1]

Noble is a true gamer

[@cooooolllllboat56667]

Sometimes I just get Bologna. And also drink the hot sauce. With it. Well, I'm eating it.

[@tmacm2237]

Octorock sushi.

[@Gohbbugohkyubbu0036]

love MHTri for nintendo WII the story of you saving a whole village and the village been rejoice that u stay with them and the music was epic best MH i ever play

[@Boltofbrilliance122]

Another "last link video"

[@fersuremaybek756]

even double checking the codes for us, good man

[@nonantehivernote8709]

2:34 Hold on, isn't "Sky Of Arcadia" also on Gamecube ?

[@O5-XIV]

4:58 "I Know exactly what those numbers mean" Like we Effing don't....

[@theotherjared9824]

3:15 Kazooie has admitted to being turned on whenever Banjo uses her as a melee weapon.

[@overrandom2847]

yep, i do agree on the MHW meme here, the handler is the reason why you always get to trouble, like she went to jungle just to find a mushroom cuz she was craving and not scouting properly, so poof devil jho almost killed us, i do beg to question as to how handlers are being recruited, cuz the mhw handler isnt useful, aside from her being able to cook you food on the hunt

[@Ai_M3talloidX7]

I do not fault noble for a midnight snack, I judge him for the phrasing of the hot dog.

[@carlosgarza400]

Love the hidden offbrand meme

[@Brindlebrother]

6:32 ay bro watch yo jet

[@MarqFJA87]

"Mario likes Peach because her hair looks like spaghetti" Alternatively, he likes spaghettie because it looks like Peach's hair.

[@brennanmarsh1572]

As someone who has spent hours lost in a game only to realize either that they're actually is a ladder or that the latter is actually climbable I don't mind the neon paint

[@sunkeyavad6528]

11:30 Frankly, the bloodborne one legitimately is the best one out of those.

[@Radioactive-Braincell88]

1:08 Talk about being sent to the shadow realm

[@If-ish]

You're right Noble, I should definitely use falcon punch in my career..... In education.