ALPHA GARDEVOIR MAKING YOUR HER SHORT PET - Pokemon Memes

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[@John-lz2bs]

Noble: "I'm responsible with my money" Me: (slowly side eyeing the couch full of Eevee plushies)

[@MalcomCotie]

Ha

[@MemesToa]

I mean, to be fair, Potato _does_ keep stealing his money.

[@slavibg2525]

​@@MemesToadoes potato keep buying other Eevees then? Lol

[@turkoositerapsidi]

As a young pokémon trainer I and my team won a lot moneys in adventure, but I was not sure how to use it. My friend the gothita suggested to invest it, and my mom did just that. It was great for me. Now I am responsible with my money.

[@xraenon1664]

5:50 bro really got hit with the quadruple ratio combo Props to him for just taking it and not being annoying about it though

[@andrewcullen2527]

Honestly that's the biggest take away IMHO, don't be afraid to be wrong, but be honest enough to accept it and learn

[@ashkirby8896]

1:12 He stopped calling them Mudkips, he’s finally learning!😄🤩😎👌

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Great

[@autumbreeze1129]

Noble: *sees a Gameboy Colour, even it saying it on the back* Also Noble: *says* Gameboy "Pocket"

[@anzaca1]

6:21 The best part is how Riley isn't getting mad etc, he's just is disbelief.

[@ItsAZues]

4:13 Meowscarada got that Choice Band strapped for when the IRS comes knocking.

[@montyeggman3075]

Ironic that it would make a bad choice while holding a Choice Band.

[@jamalshelton5746]

Noble(5'8"):"Complaints about being short." Me(5'7"): "Stop complaining about your height, you giant, and leave some for the rest of us!"

[@EcnavMC]

Me(5'5"): :(

[@John-lz2bs]

Me(5'9): [signature look of superiority]

[@KiraSlith]

Tall girls like short kings. :3

[@EcnavMC]

@@KiraSlith God I hope so

[@KiraSlith]

@@EcnavMC Take it from a 6'6", short kings are ADORABLE.

[@kev-kong56plays32]

4:40 Noble: I’m responsible of money Noble’s background: are you sure about that?

[@themysteriousoa4466]

Potato’s keeping Noble’s money safe!

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

_looks at potato who steals 20 dollars every day_

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Gothita who is one of my best friends taught me how to be responsible with moneys when I was a young pokémon trainer, me and koffing won a lot cash in adventure, but we wasted it for unnecessary stuff before.

[@BirdieSenpai]

My love of Pokémon extends to my work in the medical field. There is a something we do called telemetry which enables us to electrically measure what a person's heart is doing. We do this by putting stickies on the person's chest and abdomen and then hooking up colored wires to the stickies. The way I remember which wire goes where is as follows: On top is Pokémon Black & White and on bottom is Pokémon Red & Green; since the Pokémon manga is read right to left, the colors are arranged right to left.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

That's hilarious, adorable, and cool and I love it.

[@mr.random4647]

4:50 Okay, let me quickly describe my idea for a GOOD Mega Maushold idea *ahem*: Two elderly Tandemaus accompanied by two Mausholds, as if their children grew up and had families of their own. Call it “Maus-line”

[@ridleydaemonia1134]

4:30 Potato is your private banker. He's not stealing your money, he's saving it... 😂❤

[@xaius4348]

2:21 I taught my Kyogre Surf and Waterfall; you're resolve is simply too weak.

[@moonshinershonor202]

I did too!!! Unlimited POWER!!!!

[@IBW_3000]

Plot twist: she’s using her psychic powers to keep him smol.

[@Surkk2960]

Or maybe it's an illusion to make him think she's big...

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Glad that durant only makes me loaf around.

[@Animefan5890]

​@@Surkk2960 nah. Its a Alpha Zoroark

[@CatherinePuce]

Meowscarada used its magic to send your money to potato. This evee knows how to used your money in the best way possible.

[@hbfray7437]

12:35 Heck ya, you should definitely give it a try. It has really re-spark my appreciation for Pokémon. Plus the art for the cards are either nostalgic (like Pikachu with Gnaw) or really awesome (like the Snorlax art being a part of a greater whole).

[@Animefan5890]

They need to have a Eevee pack that features all the Eeveelutions when pulled when Noble plays.

[@SRSTidus]

1:29 what is a god to someone with a big fricking sword? What is someone with a big fricking sword to someone who doesn't know what the heck is going on?

[@MarqFJA87]

10:04 That's his adoptive mother, for the record. She found him abandoned as a baby.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

That is so nice.

[@MarqFJA87]

@@turkoositerapsidi It's an ongoing series, if you want more of that. Fair warning, though, it sometimes goes into sad territory as it explores the boy's struggles to fit in or the hardships that Mama Gardevoir endured early on.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

@@MarqFJA87 It's fine for me, what the series is named?

[@Glacial_floofs]

leave a comment so I can read later

[@derpygoatman]

Lol at least the Pikachu doesn't require you to blow it up with your mouth

[@ridleydaemonia1134]

I was expecting it to be a pikaweiner you had to blow up manually 😂😅

[@cidneverwas5481]

The Evees collectively watching with mixed expressions of shock, disgust or interest to the Pikachu segment at the beginning is an amusing mental image... 😏

[@MalindaDeJesus]

0:11 The Minecraft piston with the metal pole 💀

[@comorbiddisorder]

Sheep fricker 9000 moment

[@ricardohoang8452]

Now imagine more Minecraft and Pokemon collabs

[@HellCromeE]

24w20a moment

[@MalindaDeJesus]

4:50 I tried suggesting that guy a Grimmsnarl using all of its hair to use as a scythe, like the Grim Reaper, but naked.

[@ThrRuinedeclipse]

0:08 Pikachu balloon is back

[@sadsongs7731]

For further instructions, search for "pokemon inflation". You welcome.

[@chocodoeeyes]

He’s getting backshots 😳

[@turkoositerapsidi]

I did not want to see that.

[@ThrRuinedeclipse]

@@turkoositerapsidi too bad

[@ThrRuinedeclipse]

@@chocodoeeyes ayoooooo luckily it wasn't a Gardevoir balloon

[@strifera]

Fun Fact: Human breast milk is also technically vegan.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

No.

[@livedandletdie]

It is not vegan, nothing that comes from animals whether it is human or not, is vegan, whether it's bee puke(honey), or breast milk, it is not vegan, despite what some "vegans" believe. As a matter of fact the term vegan means excluding all sources of animal food sources. Aka they only eat every other kingdom, be it plants, amoebas, protozoan, bacteria or fungi.

[@kayschut9327]

Nope, we are mammals.

[@magicbeefy85]

You guys are thinking of vegetarian, not vegan Vegans don't eat animal products because animals can't give consent, Humans can give consent to giving breast milk

[@strifera]

@@kayschut9327 Veganism doesn't mean nothing from mammals. It means no "animal products", which itself only refers to products derived from non-human animals, or it means no products derived from the exploitation/commercialization of animals, depending on the definition you're going off of. Either way human breast milk would generally be excluded from traditional definitions. So would human "meat" if we're talking about less fun facts.

[@yorelyoung6407]

9:53 thumbnail comic. You're welcome.

[@ViorbyX]

9:29 I like Fennekin's evolution line because I like foxes and fennec foxes are adorable. I also like their wizard theme

[@azebo25]

3:10 me thinking why would 4 arms help in "Foot"ball than I remembered Noble is American

[@boredmagala5701]

Idk why we Americans call football football. The ball isn’t even 1 foot long

[@fukyuuzuesphantom9592]

Soccer.

[@SuperiorPosterior]

@@boredmagala5701 Because a hundred or so years ago, Rugby Football, Association Football, and American Football, were all considered to be under the same umbrella term of "football." Then, the English over in the UK decided Association Football was too long, and started calling it Soccer (the "soc" from Association, plus the -er suffix, that was being added to basically everything for slang reasons at the time). Rugby began dropping the term Football as well, and suddenly the US had two games: American Football (the American version of Rugby Football to be specific), and Soccer. And then the Brits went "actually, no" and started calling Soccer Football again, before proceeding to make fun of Americans for using Soccer. Which is the history of almost 90% of the words Americans get made fun of for using. The Brits use A, so the Americans use A, and then the Brits start using B while calling Americans dumb for "making up" A. Aluminum, Soccer, trash, and sidewalk are all words that were coined in British English, made their way across the pond, and then got replaced with other words after. Heck, the Brits are to blame for why we use the Imperial measurements rather than the Metric system, as British privateers (accidentally, I'll admit) prevented Spain from spreading the Metric system to America nearly two hundred years ago.

[@boredmagala5701]

@ I wouldn’t be surprised if the prevention of us getting the measuring weights for the metric system was on purpose. A little bit of corporate sabotage that resulted in acquiring some INSANELY expensive and precise weights. Those are super hard to make even today. Thanks for the history about the word football tho :)

[@azebo25]

@@SuperiorPosterior yk Funny thing is as much as I joke about American using imperial I know imperial system because we use it in India too lol

[@amn0940]

7:55 How many other lies have I been told by the council?

[@TheDendran]

5'8? _"Does the green child need a booster seat?"_

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

He a full grown adult Goblin.

[@orionstone1280]

I did not expect a dnd reference here. Are we adding chuckles here?

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

Mustard? Don't be silly! Lemon on the other hand.

[@adriaanschoombie8573]

Ok, maybe I'm out of the loop but 5'8 sounds pretty...average? It wqs only a few years ago that six feet was considered tall, so what happened?

[@Xander-z9u]

Him actually calling clodsire closure instead of mudkip

[@Xander-z9u]

Clodsire instead of closure

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Clodsire.

[@Pokejirafan2004]

*Me & my friend in Pokémon infinite fusion* Friend: man I'm glad pokémon fusion is real (in this fangame). Now I can fuse my Charizard and Feraligatr to get a Feralizard, my whole team is full of well thought out and strong fusions! *his team is full of strong fusions with great stats) Me: I do too! Friend: may I see? Me: (shows team and it's entirely a Lopunny & Gardevoir fusion team only consisting of females) Friend: oh cool, why'dja choose this team specifically? Me: *sweats profusely*

[@sorceressheart4554]

3:10 Didn't expect to see my Carolina Panthers here

[@MalindaDeJesus]

3:07 Did they sign Graveler? Machamp isn't the only Pokémon with four arms.

[@Burrito_Express]

9:32 i like avalugg because i like the idea of pokemon riding on top of him like a ship, fascinate avaluggs being used as battle ships.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Beedrill is cute. My second favourite pokémon in Kanto.

[@gamer1611]

Misty's VA has passed away may she R.I.P.

[@axearmor214]

Rachael Lillis. She will be missed.

[@AricShadowDragon]

8:35 Damn it...All I can see is the car being an Among Us character XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@Pizzalover7199]

Same here, i was looking for more commwnts talking about it.

[@wingedbluj1674]

7:44 I appreciate Hex Maniac regardless of the size of her upper body.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

I appreciate people because of their personality. My durant pet makes me loaf around tho, but he is such a fun ant.

[@sim.frischh9781]

"Pokemon lovers" is a potentially dangerous phrasing XD

[@Tigerlord4835]

I thought that Potato was holding your money...

[@Hezmarglive]

12:30 it's because when i use a misty support card i flip tails on the first coin. But when my opponent does it, they get at least 2.

[@josephcirrincone9596]

10:32 bro you have NO room to complain I'm 24 and I'm only 5'3"

[@Thechannelthatexistsforcontent]

3:59 Pokémon Jack Black and Walter White

[@raineyoung3291]

9:40 Noble, I don't think he picked his pokemon...

[@colt1903]

"That would be OP" Ryomen Sukuna: "American Football was the True Jujutsu all along..."

[@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007]

The Pokémon trading card game pocket game is SO fun like genuinely (I also managed to get salazzle and Gardevoir though only their regular cards)

[@treflecrystal]

10:47 my brain imagined one of those "is it still worth it?" meme where they show a character and a blender full of an everyday drink with the same color like for example miku and a light blue slushie

[@TheDoomsdayzoner]

6:45 - Diglett tried Ashes burned pokemon food. You know, that one time he tried to cook pokemon food and burned it?

[@TechNinjaSigma]

9:32 BEEDRILL GANG!!! 🐝

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Beedrill is so cute bee/wasp. My second favourite species from Pokémon Green times.

[@Kracarod]

8:00 i think is becuase of the one hex maniac that sells You a bottle of milk

[@jGRite]

Current title: Alpha Gardevoir Making Your Her Short Pet - Pokemon Memes Me: MINOR SPELLING ERROR

[@SamTheGumMan117]

I love the good and bad timeline for the diglett donuts also nice long sleeve shirt

[@pdxardnas]

Meowscarada was about to say "bread, milk, eggs, I CAST CATAPULT!"

[@Inugamirukazu]

9:20 Now I want an eevee clone that evolves to the physical types of gen 1/2/3

[@ThunderofDarkcloud]

We got him saying the right name!

[@theshapeshifter0]

10:43 For those wondering about the Leafeon sauce: Artist is Azuu and the character's name is Ivy.

[@zroku123]

Noble, missiles already sneeze. It's called miss fire when they are fired unintentionally

[@McBehrer]

9:18 woah, is that... a Gunnerkriegg Court reference?

[@Errant_Munchkin]

On that misty card once saw a guy get six heads in a row before destroying me, but usually it opens tails which makes me laugh.

[@1UpEXP]

6:45 Diglett looks like it's try to do the Scrunched Up Kermit face

[@soelo592]

I remember some kids back then that had Pokémon cards but they don’t know how to play so they slap the cards together and if the card that is facing up when the cards fall is the winner

[@elYIiLy]

plant based milk is juice with the colour and consistency of milk

[@kaidennoctiskyuubi1160]

*head pats Lily & shares a box of Doughnuts with hawt chocolate* "Don't worry Lily, I'll always give you head pats whenever you want them" *glances at Machigo behind Noble while head patting Lily* "You're next" Machigo: *trembling & nodding*

[@UPTsans1020]

9:15 Mimiku is not actually a pika-clone, it is a joke, a gimmick Pokemon. There is only 1, singular, pika-clone per region and the pika-clone of the alola region is togademaru. Mimiku is a joke, a clever funny, based on the idea of pika-clones.

[@WingedMourner]

1:12 even more terrifying is the fact that they grow to 6 feet.

[@diretriz9]

9:57 Due to changes in body morphology, patients with dwarfism may need corrective surgery to correct the positioning of some of their bones or increase the size of their limbs. Patients with proportional dwarfism can also undergo HORMONAL THERAPY, if medically indicated.

[@Rekuzan]

Comments on the inflatable Pikachu; auspiciously neglects to mention HIS balloon....

[@jerromynolting1139]

pokemon made ignorance is bliss a op skill. what's that? well if i don't know it can't hurt me.

[@VivioSaf]

2:35 ~ Funfact ... they didn't got rid of that, they just made a non-acknowledged 7th slot, where you can keep a Legendary HM Slave!

[@Rein-119]

3:34 that was a Cat-astrophe

[@dragon_storm_4830]

I never expected to see myself show up in a LP video. Hay, I just like Eevee, so of course I tried to make one. 5:05

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Nice work!

[@Wolfcreed117]

I'm sure someone has already said this but, are those Digglet donuts "jelly filled?"😂

[@Vugtis_El_VillaVODS]

Alpha Gardevoir making *you her pet. Alpha Gardevoir *makes you her pet. Alpha Gardevoir, *you're her pet.

[@andrewcullen2527]

10:24 Pretty sure the Blissey thinks he had a DIFFERENT small issue, but maybe just me

[@rsg_magfire]

having some extra inch dont matter if you're not 6 feet tall you're one of us noble. welcome to the short kings gang lmao

[@ChronoTheodor]

Thank you for the videos

[@arifhossain9751]

Bro really started the video with Pikachu inflation

[@Patrious_WoW]

that X thread had me rolling LOL

[@PokémonPlushguy]

Dragopult Baby: I have brain damage

[@chocorageux4121]

11:44 yeah it's a french guy verry fun

[@Nekosage]

7:29 - 7:33 - Neat.

[@MaliciousDesigns]

The misty 50 50 cards are horrible. 90% of the time it's tails on the first flip. The entire TCG honestly feels like it's using a tails weighted coin.

[@xdkillfor34akathetroll30]

Except when the lapras even decks pull out the 80 damage coinflip card, where it always hits heads.

[@matthartsfield1720]

And yet theres the chance you end up like one battle I had, where they got 8 heads in a row. On turn 3.

[@idanchen4934]

11:12 - "Another layer"...... Thank you shrek.

[@commandocorp5834]

ah so thats what a diglet looks like when it gets hunted by alpha female gardevoir's alpha female lopunny's and other alpha pokemon

[@oak8194]

I didn't even notice the pack with a bending edge in Pokemon TCG. I always go for the one that shows up in reverse, LOL. Otherwise, I just give it a quick spin, then reverse a pack and open it.

[@pokemonroyale948]

4:38 SOMETIMES! You need to pay Cino for every time he edits the videos

[@ShyBoy6ty9]

Tbh, I kind of liked the hm slave pokemon.there were my battle mons, and there were my support mons.

[@spikers6669]

8:22 just noticing they are shaped like boomerangs...

[@vustvaleo8068]

the Diglett donuts are indeed cursed.

[@taranverm2467]

8:59 Magnezone pulls. What can I say.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

... yeah that's the thing with Gardevoir, one can love it for wholesome, degenerate, or both reasons... Salazzle you know someone's freaky. Gardevoir is my 2nd, love Gardevoir but mmm nothing beats Charizard. I've gotten a little disgruntled in recent years because yeah even Charizard fans hate that it's getting too much attention (what about my boy Typhlosio-.... immediately regretting that decision). He's my bro though, my wingman (pun not intended), not even my 1st starter that was Typhlosion, it's all the battles Charizard won for me. Started in Silver, backtracked to Red, I've left my story a few times on this channel I believe so won't be an old man, but anime style victory with literally 1 hp against my rival, than similarly against the Mewtwo fight. Moving on to FR that Charizard carries my Red's soul, especially in the fight against Red in the PWT. We beat Steven, Cynthia semi finals, then again anime style back and forth between me and Red in the finals, Hydreigon taking out Pikachu, Snorlax taking out Hydreigon and (6th Pokemon... sadly forgot who it was), then Typhlosion took Snorlax out, then Sceptile took out Lapras and Blastoise, to be taken out by Venusaur, then Blaze comes in with the sweep leading to Charizard vs Charizard. back and forth Pokemon, back and forth moves thrown by our Charizards, I'm in the red, Blaze manages to outspeed Red's Charizard and he pulls off a crit thunderpunch. There is no way after these 3 intense battles I could ever hate my boy, nor would anyone else usurp his place as my number 1, as much as I may love others, some old like Typhlosion Sceptile Umbreon or Flygon some new like Gardevoir or Hydreigon, Blaze is my bro, he can't be replaced.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Thanks for the story of your adventures. Koffing was a first pokémon I trained, but she never evolved for some reason. The durant is cute but makes me loaf around. I call him something like little ant in my language. The gothitelle is my old friend, but I am not his trainer, he has a job tho, unlike me. He is my favourite pokémon because he is a great guy.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

@@turkoositerapsidi Thank you for reading 😁, I tried keeping small because I didn't want to repeat too much, like I said I've left the me vs my rival in Red story before, but then I still ended up being long lol. Just so fun to retell though, how I became a champion among champions, why I keep hoping each new game brings back the PWT from Black and White 2. Means a lot to me that you read it though, I usually get people making fun of me or hating on me for my long comments. I love doing that to, making little stories for my Pokemon, especially starting in gen 4, I liked having a duo build a bond. After getting the Riolu egg from Riley, Buizel helping it train and evolve, then as a Lucario after learning aura sphere, it taught its master Floatzel how to throw attacks, in my head I liked to imagine it combined water pulse with focus blast to make a sea sphere, which is what I then nicknamed him. My Tranquil losing to Skyla, injuring its wing, but then I took him and my Archen to Celestial Tower to train. He taught Archen how to fly, while Archen taught him how to fight on the ground without flying, using speed, they then both evolved on the last floor, and we rang the bell for good luck. Archeops got knocked out, but Unfezant got its revenge and revenge for its friend. My Litleo and Tyrunt had a rivalry too, I won't get into that though lol, I like making little stories like that, makes it feel like the journey is like the anime series. I've also gotten a few Pokemon I didn't evolve, I love Haunter, but dislike Gengar, I caught a male Salandit that was kicked out of its pack, and won a handy match in the elite 4 with him despite being so weak. I rescued my Ralts from being ganged up on ghost types, which it was surrounded by ghosts in Legends Arceus, she evolved, and that's why I love Gardevoir lol, just as epic of a battle. i don't know if you've played Legends Arceus so won't spoil, but that final trainer fight, she just backhanded everyone, I threw out Vesuvias feeling bad (what I named my Typhlosion because he's an ancestor to Volcano the name of my Johto Typhlosion, my 1st starter), he knocked out the 2nd to last Pokemon, then got knocked out by the last... and Morgana my Gardevoir then back handed that last Pokemon. She became my 2nd favorite Pokémon after that, I love her... but she also scares me lol. I loved your stories too, I'd be happy to read more.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

@@IgnatiusBlaze4 That is great, I have actually Played Legends arceous. I found a drifblim I named Vuuböö, (the name relates to scary sounds ghosts make), whern flying around and heard the shining sound. But that was after my pokémon buddies helped me stop that "pokémon wielder" and the "wielded" pokémon for doing unimaginable damage. Tho there were a lot more I did in the past of Sinnoh. Includind giving angry alpha parasect an opportunity for new life as a helper of farmers in the village.

[@TheRavenLord1]

Alpha Gardevoir: Ara Ara Trainer kun

[@turkoositerapsidi]

What?

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

1:05... terrifying?... Now imagine it bigger and eating dinosaurs lol. Small dinosaurs, but dinosaurs none the less... meaning big enough to eat people.

[@Aha_s_Fake_Emanator]

Here before the title gets fixed "*you" her pet

[@John-fs1nr]

9:49 I can tell you like Evies…FOR A FEW REASONS (gestures to THE PILE OF POKÉMON PLUSHIES IN THE BACKGROUND

[@TheDoomsdayzoner]

7:45 - she is even better that way

[@Xunkun]

Yes, Misty is S-Tier. These are scientific PokeFacts.

[@Forgottenfire_official]

1:11 dont you mean "Mudkip", Noble?

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Not the mudkip!

[@drakobloodwing540]

I never thought I would be bigger than the owner of a lost pause.Despite being younger, I am fucking five eleven

[@minglifeng4674]

3:30 it would be effective against zombies

[@turkoositerapsidi]

True.

[@lucygirl1111]

rip those cards we will never know what he pulled o7

[@patbracken]

Starting off with Pikachu inflation, I see.