Ups & Downs From WWE RAW (Jan 11)

[@wstine79]

Triple H: "My hammer is burning!" Stephanie: "You need to see a doctor about that."

[@aliengranpa]

He might need to get a shot 😂

[@GeeOhJayyy]

His testicles are still in her purse tho

[@chriscrashbash3344]

@@GeeOhJayyy Damn!

[@anuragkat66]

ROFL

[@TheYankeesUnited]

LMAO that was hilarious! you win brotha

[@CJC15]

Big ups to Triple H for stepping in for Drew at the last minute.

[@allsoundmusicentertainment3736]

True.

[@soupinacan]

Kept it feeling "big".

[@kobecyberdragon9709]

Doesn't anyone else think john Morrison is being wasted

[@Gevaudan1471]

Entirely.

[@thomasofone]

He is WAY better than they give him credit for!

[@MikeMaduxx]

Raw is a waste..

[@MrHunterbg]

WWE wasting talent?! No..,

[@MrSvmarinov]

Absolutely wasted, they make him look like a goofy jobber.

[@TungstenArm]

Just a quick reminder for everyone: Asuka is the RAW champion. Seems everyone’s forgotten, including WWE.

[@anuragkat66]

Sad

[@haraggan]

@@DisastrousIntentionally Don't think so - she's still posting videos of herself going about her day on KanaChanTV

[@botchabanks8671]

@@DisastrousIntentionally Nope, she was seen backstage along with Nikki Cross, Shelton, Cedric and Ricochet, they didn't had any plans for her

[@botchabanks8671]

@@DisastrousIntentionally PWInsider reported it

[@JFreeB]

At 3.49 "Randy went back the traditional 'hey'" My head: "Randy went back to the traditional HEY! Nothing you can SAY!"

[@maggotmusic757]

This part happened literally as I was reading it lol

[@jasonrutledge765]

Simon miller is the best part of my day. Hes not just getting an up... hes getting a golden up! Thanks for being awesome!

[@cheyennecallous9165]

When I saw Alexa Bliss shoot the fireball I laughed because I thought about Hulk Hogan.

[@tylergraham9537]

Well I thought about my favorite anime called Avatar

[@jeromebrown4012]

Why did you think of Hogan?

[@evanboykin2413]

Same when Hogan did it to the ultimate warrior @ Halloween Havoc

[@cheyennecallous9165]

@@jeromebrown4012 because he tried to do that to the ultimate warrior @ Halloween Havoc

[@MoeCamera]

I thought about great balls of fire pay per view

[@TheHockeyGuy]

Can we just call Miz and Morrison "Holla Holla Holla?" Every time we see them a tag team match is on the way.

[@TheHockeyGuy]

I laughed pretty hard when HHH disappeared at the end there. Bray made the fire go out.

[@dewyorkciti532]

I don’t think Teddy Long would like that. Lol

[@anuragkat66]

it a tag match with the undertaker playa

[@jakerattle95]

@@anuragkat66 😂😂😂

[@NitroViper-s3]

Dang, for a minute when I saw this comment I thought youtube was messed up and had the wrong comments. Since I also follow @The Hockey Guy haha

[@TheMarkh117]

"Mustafa Ali is the most underused person in WWE" - Aleister Black wants a word.

[@monke3958]

At least black was kinda pushed initially

[@demonedante1148]

Miz and Morrison got treated worse

[@Josh_Chahal]

-Cesaro wants a word

[@jayycrz3808]

Broooooo zelina got let go for some sketchy reasons and Alister is not happy and either way even if he didn't care wwe would punish him for her doings.

[@kimchi2780]

Cesaro and Ricochet have entered the chat

[@DarthNater246]

The "Most Devastating Move in all of Sports Entertainment" counter "rolls up" to: 7

[@travissmith6380]

how about we start a counter for CLEAN finishes. See how few we really get

[@adrianpina9121]

Simon Up and Downs is always must watch! It is more entertaining than Raw itself

[@johnbush5347]

Sadly this is true

[@marksplawn3309]

When I saw the commercial for Elias vs hardy I actually said to myself, well at least they both can't lose and then Vince said watch this!

[@ramyedits948]

I feel bad for people who watch 3 hours of monday night raw..

[@spartanq7781]

Thank you for your condolences. Now 2 hours of Smackdown are a joy to watch.

[@RaghavanN]

3 hours are just filled with random and uncoherent segments.

[@spartanq7781]

@@RaghavanN The word is incoherent.

[@helloitsme1130]

@@spartanq7781 nerd

[@spartanq7781]

@@helloitsme1130 Using the right word is important simpleton.

[@exstatik788]

Simon: "WWE is Matt Riddle" Goofy, nonsensical, sometimes a bit confusing. I agree 😂

[@chirb008]

I think he said "WWE's Matt Riddle"

[@kimchi2780]

WWE is a bronomoly.

[@exstatik788]

@@chirb008 I like what I heard better 😂

[@dandwyer5491]

You forgot stoned...super stoned

[@brutalititties4604]

Is Trips the only one to react to The Fiend’s light thing? Every other superstar keeps fighting, Hunter stopped and looked a little perturbed. Keep that! It sells the Fiend.

[@jakerattle95]

Facts

[@jacobnelson4150]

Jerry Lawler did, running from the ring only to get struck by it anyway

[@OneManCast]

Perturbed while his sledgehammer was lit on fire. It was subtle foreshadowing.

[@mikedesorbo2832]

bless you Simon for being able to find 6 ups from last night.. You were really really generous

[@FiveNightsAtFelicias]

Yes I found that last night deserved a few more ups

[@RandallWI]

You boys above are trolling right... cause ya'll can't be serious if you thought this Raw was a good show

[@carlosr6462]

@Saturn -Kun of course, you're a kid.

[@stevelandress]

I really think that at some point Alexa Bliss should apply the mandible claw to Randy Orton.

[@rsmitty483]

That was my prediction for last night, the fireball was a cool twist though.

[@stephenmalone4441]

I ain't gonna lie, I love Alexa as a wrestler but when randy is near her, I just think "rko her" just because he might actually do it.

[@doccshady3609]

I missed 0800-stuff-just-happens. It'd be cool if the skits start to come back. Hope we get a "Nobody Talks Like That" this year as well.

[@pratyayamrit007]

Also wizard in the sky

[@aaronbarlow4870]

Keith Lee vs Sheamus, "Not Matt" Riddle vs Bobby Lashley, Aj Styles vs Drew Gulak, Xavier Woods vs T Bar, If given enough time with a strong finish, these matches can be really good and take up a large amount of time. Time Raw needed to fill.

[@bigant3020]

I really wait all morning for these on Tuesdays, Saturdays and occasionally Mondays.

[@slsbaseball8886]

No Thursdays? Thursdays are definitely my favorite

[@dlawdb]

I literally can’t get my day started before they drop

[@bsrdagoat2320]

Same

[@acommonmanwithrandomwords8373]

And the hardcore fans are tuning in on Wednesday’s too 😅

[@TheDamis360]

@@slsbaseball8886 Cleary only knows WWE exists 😂

[@MelodicQuest]

"Mommy, why are you making kissy faces at the old man?"

[@jackdeth2004]

LOL - Glad I wasn't drinking my drink right then or I would have had to clean Mt. Dew off my monitors.

[@sawyertuttle5568]

Doesn’t she have a daughter

[@justinbonds2002]

@@sawyertuttle5568 Yes and she was sorta used in a feud last year with Bayley and Banks. Better question....doesn't she have a husband?😂😂

[@CockyBalboa]

Wwe doesn't think we can remember longer than 2-3 months ago.

[@pamelqtaylor8335]

Go to your room, momma is busy honey!

[@Naldo2406]

Raw: *begins* Randomness: *intensifies*

[@spartanq7781]

The Wizard In The Sky gets a lot of work.

[@akaskeletor3357]

“Man, Cushion, man, cushion, cushion man” Simon Miller makes me laugh more then anything else in my life haha UP

[@MeettheotherBrowns]

The most interesting thing about this Raw was finding my son on one of the screens in the thunderdome.

[@abubakarsiddik3227]

Congrats sir 👏

[@gcrumps]

Up

[@lordeowstheking]

That's interesting? Like are that much of a deadbeat you don't know what your kid is doing?

[@thevillager4024]

What kind of dad you are? You want your son to watch 3 hours of this shit.

[@MeettheotherBrowns]

@@thevillager4024 There is no way he could watch Raw for 3 hours. Normally we fast forward through it. He got 90 minutes in the thunderdome that is the only reason we watched the show.

[@DailyPassenger]

Simon's Lacey Evans rant made me cry 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 Edit: This was such a funny Ups and Downs episode because Raw was so bad.

[@hakimdiwan5101]

From RAW is WAR to RAW is LOL! I take back my words from last week, it isn't Monday Night Rolls Ups anymore it is Monday Night Lol!

[@MrCaveman1488]

I vote Simon continue to refer Rose and Brooke as "Sexy Muscle Friends"

[@danielhundley9348]

"Men don't grow up. We just get bigger." Don't worry Simon, we all thought the same things when we saw the fireball

[@noskinrecords84]

my second week of not watching wwe i was able to get so much stuff done with my extra three hours

[@WrathofOmega666]

18:55 best part of this U&D episode lmao. Simon if you read the comments, never stop being you. you crack me up lol

[@MolfredoSascha]

Dear God... the "Stuff Just Happens" segment broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geniuspigby29]

Everyone: *let Matt Riddle be Matt Riddle* **wwe does that** Everyone: *why Matt Riddle being like that**

[@kimchi2780]

Thats not Matt Riddle though. Hes a chill stoner not Spicoli. One of the things that made him awesome in MMA was how chill he was. This WWE Riddle is a cartoon character.

[@eggfried8323]

@@kimchi2780 facts

[@RandomProductionss]

@@kimchi2780 You probably say something similar on Twitter and said “welp if wrestling Twitter says it it’s true”

[@anuragkat66]

LOL

[@JamesSerapio]

Alexa Bliss vs. Randy Orton in a fire match at Royal Rumble? Seems like the logical conclusion... 🤔😅🙃

[@leknifrag]

anyone else notice that the blood on Randy's cheek *mysteriously* disappeared when Alexa showed up? hmmmm

[@keelyfreudenstein4318]

You actually could see Randy wiping up on one of his kneepads before the clip started, when HHH is coming up the stairs back into the ring. I can't believe it, but he was thinking about the continuity in the middle of this match. He cares more than the writers do

[@mariussm7797]

That one was pre-taped.

[@jayoneal2673]

Orton and Alexa pre taped and watch Orton have a cut on his cheek next week

[@ascendancy425]

“Get-my-testicles-back match” Amazing 😂

[@solascriptura-e7t]

BOOK IT, VINCE!!!

[@c0pyimitati0n]

15:52 I remember when I was a kid in the 80s/90s the Wrestlers would draw numbers for the Rumble. They should bring that back!

[@Mjolnir007]

I am the office..you dont wanna play me..I am in control..no way you can change me..

[@TheSnatchbuckler]

...keep your hands off my stapler, don't try to play me..

[@Foolishpuck]

I have to say, it brightens my day to see them use raw deal cards for the distractions board. I use to play the hell out of that game, I had 18 decks 😆. I use to go to world tournaments with my Chris Jericho deck. Man.... Good times

[@DonVFilmoraTutorials]

Triple H and Orton is always an up, every damn time

[@Kta8548i]

There's Raw....... And then there's Smackdown, the difference in quality is astonishing

[@205_Arky]

yeah raw is miles above

[@monsterzinc9423]

Maybe I'm just obsessed with lacey but I love tlwhere this storyline is gonna go 😂

[@patrickaandro]

For everyone who watched Raw, I think we can all agree that it was great watching Triple H do his entrance with the water spit and The Game playing

[@johnnycash9427]

Simon keep ☝ the great work w/ups@downs always so funny especially ur (stuff just happens)segments it keeps me hooked on wrestling 😎

[@Jacksiloution]

Nobody: Wwe suddenly: Drew McinCovid I'm sorry

[@c0pyimitati0n]

I was so bored last night that I literally fell asleep and had to rewatch it today. You can tell this show was written an hour before airing 🤦‍♂️

[@Tcrror]

As opposed to figuratively falling asleep? 8)

[@nebraskajoenelson8987]

They should have called tony k. For help

[@se_lym]

It's said that one hour before its airing, Raw's first hour wasn't even finished

[@arthurmorgan8529]

Agreed. Awful boring show again. If you took a bunch of segments and matches from the last 4 weeks e.g the dana/mandy/nia/shayna bit and lee/sheamus etc and patched them together that was last night

[@thefiendletmein2982]

Distractions finishes for a group like retribution sort of make sense their group made up of people that care about each other so they would help when matches for that person in the match

[@malcolmwasher2308]

So much better this week by far

[@thribs]

I would have cut that divas tag match and make the triple H match longer

[@ronaldhowdeshell8628]

I think you were a bit charitable with the ups.

[@markjefferies2544]

“The Cerebrebral Assasin.” 😂😂😂

[@stevenwest7169]

Back to back downs for RAW. To quote Ron Simmons, “DAMN!”

[@WWEbestintheworld]

"Your wife have your balls" it's the most devastating insult in aaall of entertainment for Triple H

[@Lfceva]

😂😂😂 how is the top comment not pointing out Simon called HHH kratos 😂😂😂 we love you Simon

[@Polemosification]

I Find out what happens on raw through Simon, I can't watch that show. It is awful

[@jdollarsign79]

Same

[@lawrencemarshall2216]

“And he didn’t even get his balls back” idk why that line made me laugh so hard

[@solascriptura-e7t]

Hmmm.... A "Get my testicles back" match. BOOK IT, VINCE!!! LoL

[@lawrencemarshall2216]

@@solascriptura-e7t balls on a pole match... wait 😂😂

[@noahturtle3975]

“Ali, the most underused man in WWE by the way” *chad gable has entered the chat*

[@jimjimjimmy7793]

*Drew Gulak has entered the chat*

[@sujiks9517]

Sami Zayn already in the chat

[@anuragkat66]

Black and andrade already there

[@tahasinahmed5308]

Next week All matches will be made from one match!

[@spartanq7781]

No don't give them ideas.

[@tahasinahmed5308]

@The Spartan A battle Royal - 15 vs 15 tag match - 10 man gauntlet match - Lumberjack match - they will make something out of that too lol 😂

[@spartanq7781]

@@tahasinahmed5308 Honestly that would be a vast improvement. The gauntlet match last episode of Smackdown was really good so I do want to see that. Still though why WWE doesn't make Raw 2 hours is beyond me.

[@johnbush5347]

@@spartanq7781 it was good til Adam pierce

[@gandalfthegrey7135]

@@spartanq7781 So the concept of money is beyond you? The reason why they don't cut raw down to two hours is that 3 hours pay better than two hours. No matter how good the product is.

[@taylorraven1391]

Bro... that quick Street Fighter reference 👌🏻 Hilarious!

[@ZootedBeaver]

Man it is crazy how much better Smackdown is than Raw. Raw is getting unwatchable

[@JUnior-ot1xu]

Raw with 2 downs to start 2021 lol

[@GryphonicDesign]

Simon bringing in the Raw Deal cards for graphics, will always get an up!

[@jaylanphillips7045]

This channel always gets a good laugh out of me

[@aandlwireless]

Yay FUZZY IN MY TUMMY the iconic line it isn't the same without the line.

[@TheKyoput]

it's so weird. Smackdown has a clear direction for its main event scene and its undercard. Raw seems literally thrown together hours before airing every week. It's a complete disaster and I am pretty sure there is just one man to blame for that.

[@CockyBalboa]

Really,how can the quality of the shows be so vastly apart?

[@kylebarbour3532]

Simon: Have a fire match where both of them are set on fire Wwe: write that down

[@Qwazaar919]

It's The Fiend vs The Viper in a Running Man FireBall Match! such good shii!

[@malcolmwasher2308]

Charolttes foot was way under the rope too hahaha

[@rafaelmassara7588]

I'm sorry, but I thought this episode sucked. I also hated how they pretty much click baited us with Orton vs Triple H to make us stick around when they didn't even go for 5 minutes and it wasnt even an actual match. I've seen so many people saying that this was their first raw in years because they wanted to see triple h and now they wont ever watch again. Well played wwe

[@newbam9599]

It’s Like Everyone Wrestled Twice Tonight. Lmao.

[@ebransc09]

You blow this off in a hell in the cell, only the bars are lasers

[@mattmeure2454]

Can’t the wizard in the sky beat those witches, and can he also fix raw haha 😂

[@stevebaker873]

The fire ball reminded me of Chyna and kane Also why doesnt wwe have constincey in there programmes it's doing my head in lol

[@sepiarain]

SIMON GO WATCH SAMMY'S VLOG NOW CODY MENTIONED YOU! (Sort of.... I'd definitely count it).

[@KiidSaturn]

Glad I missed the episode...on another note just noticed the distraction board is an old wwe card. Then I started freaking out cause I used to play that all the time

[@Kulanath]

Fatboy Slim Song... 'Right Here Right Now'

[@randyhogan1603]

As always Simon thank you for entertaining us! You never fail to deliver.

[@CaptainFreezeezy]

Simon:Let's up those down for Monday night raw! :)" My brain:".....-a down"

[@richardtela]

" I must go now, my planet needs me " 😂😂😂

[@RandomProductionss]

I feel like raw has to be immaculate for Simon to even consider giving it an up

[@AdamHallDeathPunch]

Or not be pure garbage. lol

[@carlosr6462]

immaculate? raw is not even a decent show lol.

[@saketmundhra5893]

13:24 Cesaro be like, hold my uppercuts

[@jadziaezri2616]

Simon no matter how many references you make with Jackson Riker to the starship enterprise they will not be enough I will laugh every time thank you sir😁😄🤣

[@jodecideion]

Man I finally realize why all of sudden there were Star Trek references in my Wrasslin! LOL

[@850thameem7]

Well one thing is for sure. Alexa was definitely supposed to Come back This week

[@xeiroe_gaming]

drew is neither old, out of shape, or compromised. he will be 100% fine.

[@Gevaudan1471]

Donald Trump got over the virus in a week.

[@DarkReturns1]

@@Gevaudan1471 he had access to literally the best care in the country tho...

[@YetiMan500]

@@DarkReturns1 and was given expiremental drugs to help.. shame they didnt kill him

[@vikramprasanna8908]

@@YetiMan500 We all know he's a terrible person. But wishing death upon someone for that is lunacy. Be better.

[@YetiMan500]

@@vikramprasanna8908 not wishing for. Hoping for 🤞🤞

[@jamessatherley2022]

Get better soon Drew!!

[@KingTone510]

"it's like when you ask if you want something from shop and they say no, sand you come back from the shop you have nothing for them, and they're mad." That's called having a girlfriend.

[@elderking9232]

🤣🤣 no lie always happens

[@antoniocoleman8380]

Trueeee

[@TheRealJohnnyHendo]

Lacey getting ready to ride Space Mountain lol

[@julesrules7297]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheKogunEnjou]

Oldest ride longest line baby

[@jacklinonis3719]

Ol Naitch better stock up on Viagra!!

[@terrickturner6425]

We need all 3 boards: roll up, distraction and disqualification

[@Aqwtiny]

Even if you’re a new fan , I think you’d have an idea who Triple H is, he’s kind of a household name.

[@snowdrop5566]

DEAR SIMON PLEASE DO UPS AND DOWNS FOR NXT TOO.!!! 😩😩

[@trivolinnaidoo07]

I’m in tears watching this. Simons gaming references!

[@AZMasterbaker]

Rey mysterio's eye doctor already getting some business this year i see.

[@ryanmcquitty5604]

Actually tuned into Raw last night for the first time in years. Definitely think Smackdown is leaps and bounds ahead but a lot of this is down to having 2 hours to use wisely, instead of 3 hours to try and fill with anything!

[@MD-yz5kb]

Next week: sheamus VS morrison or miz. Next Next week: Lee VS morrison or miz.

[@Clarkarias]

Lacy Evans just jumped to the front of the Space Mountain line. Wooooooo!

[@littlemacisunderrated412]

W(cw)we It’s getting worse, and I don’t know how bad wcw was at the end But my god raw sucks

[@dxrebel]

We only received WCW in my country. WCW at the end was bad, really really bad. WWE isn't there yet. But the bloated roster, the declining viewership, horrible creative, ridiculous story, cringeworthy humor, corporate ego's. It does slowly start to feel like going in that direction.

[@kennywarren8150]

W(cw)we is so underrated lol

[@littlemacisunderrated412]

@@kennywarren8150 my idea was like wwecw Or the much lesser used ecwwe Glad you found it funny

[@RandallWI]

@@dxrebel yep

[@BlackSosa24]

Yup and smackdown is a way better show

[@B0110CK5]

Oh man, more Elias/Jeff. I am *so* excited

[@RaghavanN]

DQ and Distraction Finishes ruled again on RAW.Somebody from the creative team is surely watching Ups and Downs 😂😂

[@TheJoeldude]

Fatboy Slim, Simon! Daft Punk... Come on, you're better than that... 😂