Simon vs club bouncer? 😡

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[@TheDeadlyTikka]

90% of bouncers are just school bullies that never learnt to be anything else

[@justaguywithapowerpole]

Capp most do side work construction and former boxers and fighters

[@LordKellog]

⁠@@justaguywithapowerpoleCorrection lad they “used” to bouncers are either foreign guys, small lads that have too much anger and not enough intelligence. Have to find a pretty special place to have quality lads on the doors.

[@chelseafc5000]

Seen a lot of them touch up fresh 18 year olds as well dodgy people

[@alextv293]

Just don’t wear trackies to a club fella. Pretty simple stuff.

[@OneForTheNorth]

Nope, they are usually the bullied and that’s why they take the job, similar to the police. And then dosh out their vengeance 😂

[@rud7490]

Bouncers on average are the worst vibes people ever

[@MrBounce66]

Maybe because they are working whilst everyone else is having fun ?. Maybe because they have to protect decent punters from the spastics that start fights ?.

[@br-jj6re]

At clubs that play rock or metal they are cool asf, most goth nutcases are in full leather or something theres no point trying a dress code

[@twk4977]

​@@MrBounce66isn't an excuse to be rude and not friendly

[@shushmynigga]

@@MrBounce66we found the bouncer

[@jacksonboyd02]

Then hear me out…go get a different job

[@LD-bj4xc]

Bouncers being rude has honestly damaged the club scene massively,after seeing videos of bouncers knocking out drunk kids for no reason I don’t feel as comfortable getting drunk at clubs,then clubs complain about decreasing numbers and act surprised

[@MrBounce66]

Nah, what's ruined clubbing is morons starting fights using knives, etc.

[@trashtalk9244]

Naa Clubs are not as lit as a few yrs ago prices for drinks are expensive everyone standing around staring at others

[@ChewyPiano98]

​@@MrBounce66 People have scrapped in clubs for years you melon

[@PrestonGarvey69xxx]

I don't blame bouncers. You try dealing with drunk people when your literally job is to make sure the place is a safe place to have fun.

[@mikesyder3754]

Bouncers love to abuse the very little power they have to feel like a god

[@evanhuntley]

Imagine if they were cops

[@Lupoking12359]

I’m a nightclub bouncer and we let people in no matter what they are wearing as long as it ain’t soiled workwear

[@mangojuuls]

Well ur clearly not

[@BSTVskilo]

@@mangojuuls if he was gonna lie about what job he has in a KZbin comment I think he wouldn’t settle in ‘nightclub bouncer’

[@tehjunkfood]

I’ve never seen a nightclub bouncer stop someone from coming in, unless they were dirty or had a weird vibe.

[@deepdivin]

I mean from this story, apparently not. Maybe you do, but not everyone. Can't say 'we' anymore 😢

[@aaroncochrane4467]

@@deepdivinbro calm down 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZachWilsonsMomsFriend]

I had a similar experience with a bouncer on my 21st birthday and we had to find a different bar. They have a power trip like none other

[@lordrevilo7935]

No one cares

[@ZachWilsonsMomsFriend]

@@lordrevilo7935 your mother told me she cares deeply

[@lewisdunhill2111]

They are all sniffed out there box thats why

[@TheSlicer40]

@@lordrevilo7935 you cared enough to reply 🤷‍♀️

[@NoName-fv1gw]

⁠@@ZachWilsonsMomsFriendany bouncer that tests me i just tell them let’s go round the corner and have it out they don’t mess with me again

[@NearlyLegalGaming]

I remember a bouncer doing this to my dad on his stag night, told him he couldn’t go in because his trousers had to many pockets. He’d booked 5 private booths with bottles on the tables for everyone who had gone, cost him over £10,000. Ended up getting it all refunded and a club guide heard it all and said he’d get us into a better club, he spoke to the manager and he let us straight in. Dad spent the money in that club instead. Crazy how they let their attitudes fuck shit up, would’ve loved to see the convo from him and his boss as to why 30+ people left the club and why they had to refund so much money

[@williamhobbs4202]

A bouncer didn’t let my mate in on Halloween for wearing trackies (part of the costume) yet there’s people there wearing literally no trousers. Swear they just pick someone at random and chose to fuck them over

[@NearlyLegalGaming]

@@williamhobbs4202 100% they do, my dads stag was around Halloween time as well and was multiple girls in their wearing next to nothing but he couldn’t get in 😂 defo just choose certain people to stop

[@PrivateJellyJose]

Just buy the club then sack the bouncer 😂

[@reshiramex1399]

ayo you got the same pfp as me!!

[@ianhayes3980]

And then he gets sued for unfair dismissal, the bouncer walks away with a fat paycheck this guy is down money had bad press written about him and the club plus now he owns the club he also has to find a new bouncer, also are we just skipping over the fact that you need a licence to actually own a club you simply carnt just open or buy one there is so much background work that has to be done first, is it really worth it just to fire some guy because your salty about the fact that you wore the wrong trousers

[@gfdddf4388]

@@ianhayes3980 og comment was satire

[@thestraymrjay]

That bouncer straight doubled down

[@kylecross9827]

One time at uni me and my friends queued to get into a nightclub for an entire hour, and as we got to the front the bouncers declared the queue needed to be single file for anybody to be let in, knowing damn well that was impossible. The queue would have been a mile long. Absolutely refused to let anybody in. Hour wasted, night ruined.

[@jordan3400]

Only time I’ve genuinely had beef with bouncers was a 5 foot nothing woman trying to kick me out for checking outside. I straight up told her and anyone else no because I wasn’t leaving my girlfriend inside, the head bouncer came over and said it was fine and told the woman off for being on a power trip. Morale of the story, don’t beef with bouncers unless you’re serious and in the right. They can tell.

[@Sr68720]

Really selling the club life here, waste of time and money.

[@wackyadz06]

You broke! Imagine not being able to form your own opinion hahahaha. You tool

[@meridian6042]

def not my scene but everyone enjoys their time differently. I think go-karts is a waste of money too but some peeps really enjoy it

[@XJokermanX]

​@@meridian6042yep

[@mattierichandthefellas5977]

‘Did she start yappin?’ 💀

[@hxreal7682]

Worst job: customer service

[@nvgirl1807]

Clearly noone told the bouncer its owners describe it as a 'relaxed bar/lounge '

[@danielmaia3559]

Security must be the worse. You’re just there waiting for something to happen while the world moves

[@Jaydash-]

bullies with a powertrip

[@chinaxshop]

call police and have bouncer arrested for theft because he is stopping her from legally getting her belongings

[@Yukiandbear]

Bouncers should be on the list

[@samysull333]

a myki inspector. real ones know.

[@AdamRoberts11]

Some of the id’s he played in this set are unreal, Sem Vox ID, TP ID, eleganto ID, the express yourself ID, M&S ID, Absolutely unreal

[@iEvilNemesis]

that bouncer would get dropped

[@mathiasolsen4784]

Youre probably 12

[@patfurious3293]

Not by you that's for sure 😂😂 Bouncers have to have a license and training so at minimum they are better than the average Joe, and you're far below average

[@iEvilNemesis]

@@mathiasolsen4784 good one pal. Come back when you learn how to spell.

[@iEvilNemesis]

@@patfurious3293 thank you, i didn't know you knew me so well. That got me told. Idiot

[@mathiasolsen4784]

@@iEvilNemesis I forgot an ' boohoo

[@lorenzodanielsld]

He don't answer back to bouncers 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alisoyupak2730]

I do, they’re very insecure but I’d love for them to try hit me so I can sue the fuck out of them😁

[@lukeskywalker2913]

I have a door supervisor badge but I ain't never worked a door just cause I haven't really got the right mentality for it. But I've worked with security guards who have been doormen, some are okay even decent guys but some are just arseholes with a power complex

[@jacobplayzz9771]

Doesn’t sound like a miserable job, just the people who do it are 😂

[@MrJungle123]

100 Wardour Street sounds gash.

[@johnking5174]

Bouncers are dangerous. I know stories from men and women who have been abused by them, and it is very scary.

[@burns0100]

Yer you really can’t do that shit lol. Can’t just kick people out because you’re judging people on what they wear. There is a dress code for most venues but if you let them in and they have stuff inside and purchased stuff you can’t just kick them out based on you changing your mind. Dead inside and bros like “you hurt my feelings go away”.

[@stevetrevor7004]

Call center... couldn't last a week, soul killer

[@trashtalk9244]

Why ? Your just answering calls

[@FQ99]

Complaint handler in a call centre. Police officer seems a bit shit too, but i say call centre from experience 😭

[@Unknown-to-you703]

Bouncers will allow women in but men wesring homeless clothes even if it looks good they'll say no, but they dont realise they make more money letting the rich ok dressed people in because they care about class over money which is why people go to other areas I did the analysis for a company before, that was my conclusion and when i changed the code and hired bouncres who understood modern fashion they made 80% in the first quarter and later 120% by the end of the year while keeping class and wealth

[@JoshBl1]

Public transport driver deffo the worst

[@tysonthelunatic1572]

If you think a bouncer is the worst job you clearly have never actually had a job

[@HBK-pm8yx]

To think you have more of a chance batterin a club bouncer then u do a real security guy bouncers aint anything

[@unclebensrice4702]

I've met one or two sound bouncers out of thousands

[@novaclan8542]

It’s weird that cus all the bouncers I’ve met have all been sound, maybe it’s you and the ppl you’re around

[@therealhb1763]

@@novaclan8542definitely not they all at dickheads

[@3dfightclubfan]

Wearing a trackie on a night out. , , ? Would we. ?

[@Spliffcheeseburger]

There’s a reason bouncers are only friends with other bouncers, horrible people to be around

[@alextv293]

Just don’t wear trackies to a club. Pretty simple stuff, don’t look like a tramp X

[@ryanhall478]

It’s really that simple🤣

[@JustaDislikeButton]

You're forgetting if you're a woman. Then you can wear what you like.

[@ryanhall478]

@@JustaDislikeButton your forgetting it’s common knowledge girls get in with anything because the bouncers are thirsty just turn up in the right clothes

[@jtintheuk297]

Most people doing security are very limited in intelligence and people skills doing what are dead end boring jobs. Must suck, understandable that some of them take the chance to point score over others.

[@maximum34k38]

Why aren't tracksuits allowed?

[@olza4562]

I've never fully understood it either but there is like a universal dress code in the UK. No tracksuits or trainers. People usually just wear jeans.

[@maximum34k38]

@@olza4562 I live in UK but I've never been to a club

[@olza4562]

@@maximum34k38 ah fairs. Yeah jeans is usually ur best bet if you ever go

[@user-rm6cj7yj9i]

Just put it into perspective what the job entails.. standing at a door frame for 12 hour at stupid times like 2 in morning 😂

[@LazarkGaming]

I love bouncers. 90% are really chill guys, obviously there’s 10% on power trips who are proper cunts no matter who you are or what you do, but the majority are nice.

[@kezzab7961]

Hate bouncers

[@TheGlazedBook]

All these influences talking about never having a normal job or miserable jobs that people do are gonna have a rude awakening in a few years

[@ianhayes3980]

They let girls in no matter what they are wearing simply because if there are girls in there that will draw more guys in those guys will then splash tones of cash to try and impress the girls, it's the same reason clubs do things like half price drinks for girls on specific nights or will just let girls in for free, alot of clubs also pay girls to be there again because it draws in more guys who want to get laid thus they start spending crazy time amounts of money to impress the girls

[@tysonfuryplays850]

Think they’re more lax with females simply because they want to be seen as a good guy and try get in their pants lol

[@YewGassed]

Some bouncers are wankers but a lot of them are sound

[@olza4562]

most of time if you just treat them with respect and wear jeans they won't care. Simon did neither of those things (not saying what the bouncer did was right either tbh)

[@jonathanVN1864]

Sexism almost!

[@khanager2814]

Some bouncers are assholes, but let’s be real, 9/10 times it’s the drunk guy who’s being the asshole. Anyone who doesn’t think this should try going out with their own mates sober. Often you realise you all act like tools. It’s fun by the way, not knocking it, but for us Brits and Aussies it can be interesting to see from the outside.

[@GrizzlyAdams101]

You’re right but it’s the way they deal with things at times. Plus who they are as people, they can’t wait for some little drunk 19 year old to gob off so 10 of them can jump on him😂 They don’t usually start it, but they just take it over the top and enjoy it.

[@christopherjackaman7346]

I just want to apologise for this, we are not all like this, I have been told 9/10 times that I'm the nicest guard they've met, the other % is that really drunk person that no one around them likes.

[@5ivestar65]

Imagine being rich and a famous and still getting denied to a club lol, fuck that just throw ya own events at that point 🤣

[@soullessmoriarty]

Night club bouncer here, the folk I refuse entry are ones that are already drunk, and even then if the club is open till 4/5am they would be told to just go sober up (eat something, water etc) and come back in an hour.

[@yusufgazi7]

Simon sucks

[@umerahmed5397]

Who is Amy?

[@Sausage_260]

Friend of Talia and all the girls from sidemen, probably their friends as well.

[@geronimo1357]

She is a good friend of Josh and Freya since school. Actually the reason Josh and Freya even met

[@CIANMU11]

These guys are nothing but kids enterainers

[@secsec31]

There are rules in place… doesn’t matter what you make, if you’re a scruff you’re not getting in. Dudes just doing his job. Entitled rich ponce

[@JustaDislikeButton]

Except he wasn't. The bouncer let someone else in with a tracksuit just because they were a woman, so obviously, there isn't a dress code against that, and he was just having a power trip.

[@I_Scorched_You]

Bruh. That's next level man. 😂 Should be glad he even got minter in full length pants lol. Sx, minter and jme always in shorts. Jj had to buy sx pants he didnt even own a pair.

[@yesdcotchin]

Simon's in full-lengths all the time, tf you on about?!

[@I_Scorched_You]

@@yesdcotchin whatever 🙄😒💤😪😴🛌🛏️😌🥱😫

[@saffronia2992]

​@@yesdcotchinSimon has said that he has a preference for shorts and he's always in shorts when he's at home.

[@rafiu7660]

As a former bouncer, depending on the time you come in we will just make up excuses to not let you in, whether that is trainers, tracksuit, cargo or whatever. Especially because you said the bar was empty so I’m assuming it’s near closing time. Hell no, no one’s coming in because then to get them out it’s long

[@Gngsht]

Bouncers are up there with policemen as the scummiest, had like 999999 bad and unfair experiences with them

[@MrBounce66]

Sounds like the problem is you. Not them.

[@PlayrAds]

A couple of rich Tories talking about which is the worst job like they know what a job is

[@aleenafits]

You're so bitter😂 maybe work on your life and you'll be less miserable

[@Rio-ri3op]

Such a victim you

[@statusworldz3257]

He wouldn't say that answer if he didn't had that experience... Just coz a bouncer was not good with him .... Let's label the job as the most miserable one ... Like wtf..

[@JustaDislikeButton]

Or you can just imagine having to deal with hundreds of drunk people every day. Obviously, that is a horrible job.

[@ReginaldDeliciousHunter]

Sounds like a made up story m, even Randy didn’t believe it

[@ReginaldDeliciousHunter]

No one is that unreasonable, story is embellished

[@alisoyupak2730]

@@ReginaldDeliciousHuntera bouncer not letting a guy in for dress code but allowing a girl? Have you ever stepped foot outside kid🤣 most normal story ever

[@zalbert1098]

Bold coming from a KZbinr

[@xxgenjixx2284]

What relevance is that 💀

[@jordangoddard6047]

Bro if ur jealous that ur broke its ok it’s been 7 months of pure hating u can stop

[@bradfurniss3206]

Bouncers are a bunch of nobodies

[@ImmJustBrian]

I’m not a bouncer by any means, but to get an SIA badge, requires intelligence. You don’t just get them handed to you. And most clubs have rules that the bouncers have to follow. So that could mean - any female welcome no matter what they’re dresses in vs guys have to wear formal wear clothing. And usually a 70%-30% female to male ratio etc some do power trip yeah, but if you know you’re going out so just wear something decent init, problem solved. But then again, these KZbin peeps seem to think they’re above everyone else and can do what they like…. Well, welcome to the real world u suppose.

[@jjaybizzy2]

see i’m glad im not ritch cause id i’ve payed thousands to get him sacked

[@ltunesdownIoad]

The most miserable job from two people who have never had a real job

[@aleenafits]

Imagine being so extremely wrong😂 jealousy is a disease

[@dillonwalkingshaw3021]

Just shows how detached from reality they/ everyone in comments are because theres alot worse jobs then that like cleaning dirty toilets or working in mines abroad for Penny's a day theres about a 1000 miserable jobs too before being a bouncer

[@JustaDislikeButton]

Obviously. There is no real "worst job," but having to deal with hundreds of drunk people is pretty bad. Although obviously something like going to war is a way worse job.

[@dillonwalkingshaw3021]

@@JustaDislikeButton half the bouncers get the job coz there big guys that enjoy a fight it's a pretty easy job Monday to Thursday for the most part they have nothing todo but stand about easy wage that