He stopped the pod race, car jacked one of the pods and glared at the competition. "Now _this_ is pod racing."
@LordDiscord4 жыл бұрын
I would have loved it, if Darth Vader instead of destroying the racer, actually stole a racer himself and entered himself into the race. I would pay to have seen that.
@Moonblade-gb6fc4 жыл бұрын
And raced standing up
@downrangecash24184 жыл бұрын
@@Moonblade-gb6fc "Look at these plebeians, trying so hard to win this amateur cup. Imma flex on them by standing up."
@Do-Dill-Berrys4 жыл бұрын
It's the SENATE!!!
@alexander14854 жыл бұрын
and raced naked with no arms and 1 leg
@FirstLast-cg2nk4 жыл бұрын
Breaking News: Darth Vader commands that all fun is cancelled forever. The dreaded Sith Lord was quoted as saying that "If I can't enjoy myself anymore, then no one else is allowed to, either." When asked, Emperor Palpatine's only response was "Good, good."
@eberwolf2k4 жыл бұрын
Darth Vadermeister: "There will be no more pod races for Emperor!!"
@R_ARC4 жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite starwars related comment
@kernlove19864 жыл бұрын
This was good😂
@rellko39004 жыл бұрын
This was the Onion News Week in Review.
@Assassinus24 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader, Lord Protector of the Empire (and his warts.) Born in 44 BBY and died in 4 years ABY (September)... Hopefully someone gets this reference.
@yoshironokubono6thdimensio9134 жыл бұрын
Podracing: *Exists* Vader:I am now Anakin Skywalker.
@grass25564 жыл бұрын
Vader almost ended the rebellion without knowing it
@epicrotfl70174 жыл бұрын
Well, not the whole thing, but an important person in it.
@henrypaleveda77604 жыл бұрын
is this good legends as usual or did disney make a meaningful addition to cannon?
@JouganNeon4 жыл бұрын
Henry Paleveda it’s canon
@bobbryar53454 жыл бұрын
I was you 900th like mate
@imposterblockade18264 жыл бұрын
Luke was just another soldier lmao
@Eugene-pq3gg4 жыл бұрын
"Huh, this is a new feeling. Pride in someone else…" "Unfortunately it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!!!"
@John_EMIYA_Miller4 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t expecting a TFS reference, but it’s certainly not a disappointment... Unlike Yamcha the Scar-Faced Bandit.
@myduckisonqauck72274 жыл бұрын
@@John_EMIYA_Miller shut up yamcha is precious
@xtrathiccboi4 жыл бұрын
A true man of culture
@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio97734 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful reference.
@hades41344 жыл бұрын
Tfs
@factualopinion88494 жыл бұрын
Death Vader: "Anakin Skywalker. That name no longer has any meaning to me." Also Darth Vader: "Damn, why does nobody remember Anakin Skywalker? He won a pod race for crying out loud and was human."
@numalesoybea13484 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Who tf writes these stories?
@PKryik4 жыл бұрын
@@numalesoybea1348 An anger filled Sith isn't exactly gonna be consistent. Sith are basically bipolar, especially Vader
@mannyrodriguez39334 жыл бұрын
A line in a movie, so what? And it's Darth Vader not Death lol
@okuyasunijimura16564 жыл бұрын
@@mannyrodriguez3933 well I think it was a mistake. They said darth later on in the comment
@captainnomekop50564 жыл бұрын
Okuyasu Nijimura probably auto correct.
@jknetwork62114 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: Kids these days don’t know what real podracing is. Why back in my day!
@nyipnyop4 жыл бұрын
Darth Boomer
@OtakuD504 жыл бұрын
Real reason he killed the younglings.
@daffy.azazel4 жыл бұрын
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie what the fu-
@ianaimon82864 жыл бұрын
Luke Skywalker: Ok Boomer
@captainsludgeslinger32724 жыл бұрын
@@daffy.azazel Slaaanesh worshippers right
@geoffreytasker20974 жыл бұрын
"After the destruction of the death star all the empire had was..." Me: so basically everything except the death star...
@Assassinus24 жыл бұрын
I know, right? I imagine the Fleet personnel and the Stormtrooper Corps, if they heard that, would respond with something like: What are we, chopped dewback? (Also, that sounds singularly unpleasant.)
@logo-gj6nq4 жыл бұрын
Well a lot of high-ranking officers of the empire were on there when it exploded also it was full of Stormtroopers and probably hand one or two stardestroyers in it
@buntaichosaber31214 жыл бұрын
Ron Banner They had 25k Star Destroyers, so meh. One or two is nothing in the grand scheme of things. In fact instead of a Death Star they could‘ve made either 6 000 Star Destroyers or 1 000 Super Star Destroyers (That big ship Admiral Piett was in command of and crashed into the Death Star II during the Battle of Endor.)
@wallybloc14154 жыл бұрын
Darryl Aoki No offense, but they had liver in Star wars
@richardschneider76294 жыл бұрын
Vader "No one upstages me! Not even my own Son!!!"
@romank96114 жыл бұрын
Luke should have tried spinning. That's a good move
@OscarASevilla4 жыл бұрын
😂
@OneYugo4 жыл бұрын
the word your looking for is trick
@aslanbeats20044 жыл бұрын
the same spin that sebastian vettel does in f1?
@ayrtond30024 жыл бұрын
cyberwill01 ah you’re a man of culture I see
@aslanbeats20044 жыл бұрын
@@ayrtond3002 your name reminds of the legend himself Ayrton Senna
@customerservice15654 жыл бұрын
dad: sharing is caring also dad when son takes his pod racer: If I can't have it, no one can
@Jbluez14 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: “ONE lightsaber is all you need.” Also Darth Vader: “I’ll be taking this as well!”
@DraconianGhost4 жыл бұрын
Jbluez1 “Another fine addition to my collection...”
@trysten91984 жыл бұрын
I mean you gotta have options
@shaftoe1954 жыл бұрын
"Best father in the Galaxy" strikes again.
@kingofsinter84164 жыл бұрын
Strikes Back*
@alphariusfuze80894 жыл бұрын
*Sike*
@Deinobi3 жыл бұрын
@@internetlurker1850 did you dew it?
@warpartyattheoutpost49874 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of being a kid in the '80s and seeing someone else beat my high score on an arcade game.
@SuperBubbleduck4 жыл бұрын
My rage would make a sith look like a happy meal!
@dauntlesswarriorproductions1124 жыл бұрын
Luke Skywalker: Now THIS is podracing! Vader: Lol naw
Darth Vader: "Anakin was weak" Also Darth Vader: "How dare they don't remember? I was but a boy when I won and I even smacked Sebulba!" Btw too bad we didn't have a father vs son race, that would have been a sight to behold
@alexanderchristopher62374 жыл бұрын
Well, they did have a father vs son race in the Death Star trench run.
@gamblertoguru3822 жыл бұрын
Now I imagine them having a race like Fast in the Furious with high stakes Vader-"I don't have any cash,but I do have the pink slip for the Death Star"
@mirandalockey73342 жыл бұрын
I remember in a lego movie Vader and Luke chased each other, they stopped after the 2 vehicles were inconvenient for each other. The vehicles? (Before swapping) Luke?: Anakin’s pod racer Vader?: Luke’s land speeder. Vader’s cape was sucked into the intake, but I forgot what Luke’s did.
@vasamatijasevic19484 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader got forgoten in the podracing history. Darth Vader to ancient lightsaber: I dont want to play with you anymore
@DarknetDude4 жыл бұрын
"NOW *THIS* IS POD RACING!" - Little Orphan Ani
@flyte7074 жыл бұрын
he’s still an orphan
@remmahsroht4 жыл бұрын
4:27 I was half convinced that it would show Vader with a bucket of pop-corn.
@vali67174 жыл бұрын
There was a series of non canon official comic books where something like that would definitely happen.
@martinfllan91634 жыл бұрын
Everyone: NoW tHiS iS pOdRaCiNg
@stocchinet4 жыл бұрын
do not underestimate the power of memes, and sand.
@WizardMindBarbarianBody4 жыл бұрын
Luke: "Okay, doomer."
@brunolapointe664 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader : "I'm the TRUE master of the Pod race." Podrick : "Depend of the Pod race."
@rangopistacho69284 жыл бұрын
Emperor palpatine: why do you wanna be in charge of pod racing events?!? Vader: because nobody beats my record
@wiibrockster4 жыл бұрын
I thought Podracing had died out for the most part by the formation of the Empire.
@lordnul17084 жыл бұрын
Nah, they probably just became more strictly regulated.
@wiibrockster4 жыл бұрын
@@lordnul1708 Huh
@DigiPen924 жыл бұрын
Tarlo The Boar There's still Podracing shows up in Lego Star Wars: The Freemakers. It's not exclusive race to Tatooine.
@schwarzerritter57244 жыл бұрын
Why woud it? There are big parts of the galaxy the Empire did not control.
@lordnul17084 жыл бұрын
@@wiibrockster actually now that I think about it, if you look to the Romans (for comparison's sake), there was that one emperor who would try to distract his subjects from his own tyranny via the collusseum (the movie Gladiator even made a reference to this at one point with "30 days of games"). There could very well be a mindset of "they're easier to control if entertained every so often". Edit: f&#$ing autocorrect
@MrWill90024 жыл бұрын
Talk about being a sore winner
@biliminsrlar57524 жыл бұрын
No one: Anakin: _I am speed_
@danjordan14 жыл бұрын
This is Outrageous!
@frogtoad43754 жыл бұрын
@Oliver LEONARD-WALDRON How can you be the only human to win a podrace, and not be a master?
@danbrown57364 жыл бұрын
Take a seat frog
@drpottymouth4 жыл бұрын
@Darth Jar Jar My lord! It is you!
@o2matt4034 жыл бұрын
How’s that. Imagine if he knew it was his son racing. The father AND the son, the only two humans to have ever won a pod race.
@gamblertoguru3822 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he still would have crashed it lol
@GanonGhidorah4 жыл бұрын
Vader to the Galaxy: "I have truly lost everything...What else is there to take? What's next? Will you take saying 'Wizard' away from me as well?!" But in all seriousness, imagine had Vader NOT interfered and simply turned to leave the race behind, only to hear that the human finishing first was named "Skywalker." He'd probably turn back and have a sudden realization...followed by a quiet and personal "that's my boy," moment.
@Sinneroth4 жыл бұрын
Darth Petty, Dark Lord of Jealousy
@charisma72684 жыл бұрын
Luke: have you ever pod race dad Vader: why yes what about it? Luke:is just that one time I am about to win then one of my engine broke and I almost die it felt kinda weird tho... Vader:oh shii....
@justicetaylor26954 жыл бұрын
Storm Trooper Lmao! I can imagine this conversation during the period when Luke surrendered to Vader and was going to bring him to the light.
@Geeler4 жыл бұрын
This shows the childish, arrogant side of him Vader
@darkpaladinlanceramessesii57192 жыл бұрын
Ironically. If Ankin didn't become Darth Vader. He would be in the crowd cheering his son on
@levongevorgyan67894 жыл бұрын
I love how Luke unwittingly flexed on Vader twice: Once by overshadowing him in podracing, and once by casually rejecting and breaking the lightsaber Vader was looking for and was being influenced by.
@richardbowler4054 жыл бұрын
You must have Jedi reflexes to race pods
@AKUNJIG4 жыл бұрын
Anakin: Hey son, remember that Pod Race you were in that you almost won? Luke: Wait how do you........Oh really Dad? Really?! Anakin: Yeah I was jealous... Luke: You were the Best Jedi Pilot in the Order! Obi-Wan: *Troll Face* Qui-Gon Jinn: *Sigh* Leia: *Ashamed*
@killer133244 жыл бұрын
if Vader saw that the racer was his son, he might have watched to see if he WOULD win.
@MightyCousintube-fg4jf4 жыл бұрын
You clearly don’t understand the story don’t ya. Do you even know Star Wars?
@potatoandrus97604 жыл бұрын
@@MightyCousintube-fg4jf chill
@lebronfan80514 жыл бұрын
@@MightyCousintube-fg4jf Stfu
@darthparallax52074 жыл бұрын
Maybe he would let Luke win Maybe he would be even more sure to make Luke die One thing I think can be predicted, it would force a moment of choice and memories as intense as Return of the Jedi and Revenge of the Sith much faster. I'm not sure if Vader was so deep in the Dark Side on the Death Star that he felt almost nothing when he killed Obi-Wan. Maybe. Could he kill Luke the same way? I think it's hard to predict. But it would be one of the Top 5 or 6 most important days of Darth Vader's life. It would be one of Those days.
@darthparallax52074 жыл бұрын
IF he let Luke win, I am just about positive there would still be a lightsaber battle after.
@fionnbarrcasey5247 Жыл бұрын
One of the more hilariously petty, temper-tantrum acts of vader🤣
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun4 жыл бұрын
Looks like there's still a Little Anakin in Darth Vader after all
@SparseS173 жыл бұрын
That's illegal...
@bluespice88653 жыл бұрын
Dad: Are you winning son? Son: Yes Dad: Not anymore... :D
@djhoward47664 жыл бұрын
"Yippee" - Darth Vader
@Takmarkalaus4 жыл бұрын
Imagine anakins force ghost looking back on this and saying.. That's my boy.
@Rstraub124 жыл бұрын
I find his lack of spinning disturbing. He underestimated how good a trick that is
@robertmartin89074 жыл бұрын
Had Vader waited until the end of the race, I would pay MONEY to see his reaction to the announcer revealing that "Skywalker" had won the race.
@Chisszaru4 жыл бұрын
A random human: Takes part in a podrace Darth Vader: If no one will remember me for winning, no one will remember this guy Luke: Should i tell my father that i almost won a podrace but lost?
@SaraSong-mw3zm3 жыл бұрын
XDXDXDXDXDXD
@vvworth15932 жыл бұрын
Also Luke: Na, he’s probably not into that kind of thing.
@mafia_boss_neto4 жыл бұрын
Wow poor Officer, he was all excited on the important day all happy and proud!
@Shutterbug52694 жыл бұрын
The only issue I have with this is that Vader himself wanted Annakin Skywalker to disappear. "That name no longer has any meaning to ne" He wanted nothing to do with that life. In fact he had very visceral and direct reactions to being connected with anything to do with Anakin. That being said, why would he care?
@Wykletypl4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being part of that crowd... Daddy, is it going to be okay? Yes, child. Believe me, nothing bad is going to happen to us here Darth Vader enters the area Run for Your lifes!
@potatoeconnectionmohawk19964 жыл бұрын
I think a line from sekiro seems fitting "to be beaten by my own son, hmm the feeling is not unpleasent,"
@andrebiengardo65194 жыл бұрын
Saw this comment and thought "Wolf lost a fang just like Anakin"
@stuarthall98544 жыл бұрын
There legit needs to be a high budget spin-off Star Wars movie solely about pod racing. It’ll be so much more enjoyable and entertaining than any of the sequel films
@madisonatteberry97203 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Anakin the Human pod racer?"
@internetlurker18504 жыл бұрын
Vader: A part of myself lives within me, doesn't it?
@colajapan71284 жыл бұрын
Wow, I never thought of Darth Vader as the jealous type
@NasTalkz4 жыл бұрын
He seems more proud of his past than who is his now, even though he damn sure won't admit it
@t-masterrules50852 жыл бұрын
If only vader hasn't being petty, the skywalker name will still be remembered in pod racing. The light saber fueling his rage must have had a lot of influence in his actions
@BaronVonMott4 жыл бұрын
Truly, like father, like son. 😁
@oriongear24994 жыл бұрын
Luke: Now this is pod racing! Vader: Back in my day, you had to get good at being a skilled pod racer!
@benjamynm88904 жыл бұрын
Vader; now this is pod racing!
@justicedunham40884 жыл бұрын
Like father, like son “Now THIS is pod racing “
@retrochristmas73293 жыл бұрын
Vader "i won with 2 broken engines, im just leveling the playing field.
@InfernoVerse975 Жыл бұрын
Vader casually stopping Luke Skywalker from carrying on his own legacy:
@justice_productions_4 жыл бұрын
Whispers into kids ear “You should try spinning....it’s a good Trick”
@adamsbeforeaftercreations76254 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see anakin and Luke having a conversation about pod racing in the after life, only to have Luke flip out after finding that anakin blew up Luke’s chance to win a race. Luke: “What the hell dad!!?” Anakin: seemed legit.
@SaraSong-mw3zm3 жыл бұрын
XDXD
@VerdeMorte4 жыл бұрын
The more and more that quote of Star Wars not having a comic to pull lore from is used, I realize just how foolish the management of it has been as of late...
@battlesheep25522 жыл бұрын
6:06 c'mon we all know it's called the Youngling Slayer 9000
@gre140094 жыл бұрын
imagine if there was a guy like vader at little anakins podrace. the whole damn history of the galaxy would have been changed only because of one jealous ex podracer
@Dagowit4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: There were people winning before Anakin, they just forgot about them, as they forgot about him
@swaggasaurus48374 жыл бұрын
"This podrace is over."
@grinreaperoftrolls75284 жыл бұрын
3:14 vader enters the chat Everybody else has left the chat
@mag42083 жыл бұрын
Imagine his rage after using that lightsaber that enhances rage since he’s always enraged hahahaha
@HellishSpoon4 жыл бұрын
Vader: The ancient lightsaber that existed for thousands of years that i bought? Oh yeah that thing, I broke it cause some dude almost won a pod race.
@allykins17674 жыл бұрын
Fascinating. Not only to we have a possible explanation for Kylo's unusual anger problems, but we get to see a jealous side of Vader. And rightfully so! If no one remembered me winning a race, especially one so groundbreaking, I'd be just as pissed!
@locomotivefaox4 жыл бұрын
General Grievious HATED this comic
@thejanusproject324 жыл бұрын
Jeez Darth Vader, way to be a friggin killjoy
@julianprada72284 жыл бұрын
Vader was like "ill show em how its done"
@Uncmongus4 жыл бұрын
I want to hear before I die Vader saying “Now *this* is podracing”
@undyingzay9684 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: The engines had sand in it
@ambitionary20482 жыл бұрын
They each destroy the lightsabers, they're still connected
@daneyal71624 жыл бұрын
Only Vader gets to decide what is pod racing! 😂
@rubyknights58854 жыл бұрын
I love the irony behind this although I want to know why the heck was Luke racing
@jessiesratrods12104 жыл бұрын
He's a Skywalker, that's like asking why Ken Block's daughter is racing. Octane is in the blood!!!!! Speed filthy, nasty, badass, speed!!!!!
@COSMOCREME4 жыл бұрын
@@jessiesratrods1210 I doubt he knows who the almighty Ken block is
@durtyred864 жыл бұрын
I think it would have been an amazing, pivotal moment if they would have called out his name during the race.. For Darth Vader to realize . I imagine his reaction would have been MUCH different.
@gustavovillegas954 жыл бұрын
Now you will experience the full power of my petty side.
@jimmyhamms46984 жыл бұрын
Vader in this acts like a child who dosent get what they want
@yosora62804 жыл бұрын
Vader: halt, your having too much fun. Edgelord von hresvelg
@davididiart59342 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper: "Emperor! Lord Vader has acquired a new lightsaber!" Palpatine: "Good for him! I always like having a few around to..." Stormtrooper: "It's enhancing his anger." Palpatine: "We are all in very real danger."
@gaianexv21094 жыл бұрын
Dam, that’s just... petty.
@lastlifelost85384 жыл бұрын
i feel at the end he may have crushed the lightsaber when he realized his son was the one racing and was angry at himself for ruining the race
@insecdroid4 жыл бұрын
That action shows that Anakin still exists within Vader.
@rainbowquartz95134 жыл бұрын
“ now THIS is pod racing!!!”
@joeygamer53874 жыл бұрын
0:20 This kind of explains how Kylo Ren goes into a frenzy on those monitors. And here I thought he was being Darth Vader's little brat 🤣
@wolflavellan21704 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the fact that the sabers were destroyed each by father and son...a fitting end for them.
@redwolf63343 жыл бұрын
Luke is so cool and chill in this comic I love it
@pacoramon94684 жыл бұрын
Vader: "Now that is podracing"
@AgentLevi4 жыл бұрын
Note self never try taking Vader’s place in pod racing
@BadBomb5554 жыл бұрын
Vader really didn't have any reason for killing that officer. He was just very angry.
@rodreeses4 жыл бұрын
So Darth Vader being petty because his son knew how to pod race
@galiad_exe71484 жыл бұрын
If Vader knew Luke was his son and he was the one driving the speeder, I bet he'd be more like a dad crying inside over how proud he was of his son following in his footsteps
@markmedrano95144 жыл бұрын
He'd probably know by the time Last Jedi ended after Luke passed on.