When Being as Dumb as Bread Goes Wrong

[@theywillkillyou]

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[@lucindawelenc2191]

I have a relative who is a police dispatcher. They say that they have taken several calls from people complaining that their dealers sold them fake drugs. Also one from a dealer complaining that a customer had given them a fake $100! 😂

[@geminigreywolf6655]

😂😂😂

[@stephanieperri5012]

That woman who wheeled her dead uncle into the bank is a disgrace!

[@Ghost80]

Some boys in Ireland did the same thing with their grandfather. They were hoping to get his pension. At one point they stood him up between them to try make it look more real.

[@MrKBone93]

5:45 if that Angelina lady is 39, I’m Jesus

[@HELLINA-HANDBASKET]

93 yes, 39 absolutely not! 🤣

[@freyastar4399]

Sad thing is they only charged her with a hate crime when phone lady assaulted a child who was only 13 at the time and held them hostage which is considered kidnapping. You cannot prevent ppl from leaving. Sad . Also in her interview she took no accountability. Called the boy she attacked a “guy”… and called herself a 22 yr old girl..I will never understand victim mentality..

[@barbarajohnson3876]

Exactly👍🏿

[@cooked_gamin]

Judicial system is a joke 😮‍💨

[@Mark-gg6iy]

There was zero evidence that racism had anything to do with her criminal behavior. I am not claiming it didn´t only that there was no evidence. Hate crime prosecution requires overt expression of ethnically motivated action. The charges are not supported by evidence.

[@RahlloRoyale730]

Bruh, just the title alone got me over here wheezing and gasping for air.😂🤣🤣

[@angelalane1307]

@40:48, "I want you to take this quarter, and I want you to go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, Madam." -Uncle Buck lol

[@laterferaligatr2947]

Wtf kind of older brother was DeAngelo? "Here man, save me from more jail time and eat this cocaine out of my butt" Now his brother is dead. I dont know how he even lives with himself after literally killing his own brother

[@trashwebsite_user01]

Its such an odd thing to do??? What else did either of them expect would happen? Neither demonstrated the use of two braincells while deciding that Chewing it would be a good idea!

[@seandelap8587]

If only common sense was more common

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Facts

[@MidnightBlackandVictoria]

You'd think with so much knowledge at their fingertips, post millennium generations would be more intelligent and wise, but its the other way around. People were RARELY this dumb prior to around the mid 90s or so. and sadly, more and more seem to get worse each year. Maybe its tick tock brain, or a dumbed down education system? I don't know. But it IS ridiculously noticeable.

[@Rara-pr9wg]

justice system is flawed if a thief can get more time in jail than a paedophile🚩🚩🚩😒🗑

[@AmandaBourke]

That young man who got arrested at McD is such an entitled fool!! He is "on the run" and he loses his temper over cold fries? And HE calls the cops over such a dumb thing? I literally can't wrap my head around calling the cops cuz I think my fries are cold, but to do it when I'm on the run is beyond ridiculous! This is a situation where I can't empathize at all, because lots so STUPID!!!

[@seandelap8587]

As dumb as bread I've never heard that one before

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

I remember is was used one as a title on this channel before it got changed I think

[@preciouskarsh-joplin-swift6279]

Me either

[@kflo8634]

What about these: One bulb short of a chandelier? Not the sharpest tool in the shed? Not the brightest crayon in the box? 😂

[@angelalane1307]

And bread actually serves a purpose!

[@Protagonistinfluence]

Is that not a saying in English? It is in my language

[@theywillkillyou]

Would you rather magically raise your IQ by 20 points or be given a free plastic surgery procedure of your choosing?

[@cool-hv9wp]

Number 12: cockroach

[@a84c1]

Raise IQ points by 20

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

20 IQ points. Easy 😅

[@seandelap8587]

Plastic surgery is a big no no to me

[@leesashriber5097]

IQ

[@pjsparkle1843]

I clicked on this randomly, started laughing at what I heard. Started thinking to myself.. "they dumb" looked title after, now it makes sense 😁

[@joshthemediocre7824]

We're in a sad state when Americans are so poor that they have to pose with money anytime they're around it, stolen or not. Anytime you see someone pose with money you can bet they're dirt poor and that paper is all they have in this world. Wealthy people don't even carry cash.

[@mikejoned7148]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but people that do have money you're right they don't flash it but some of us also don't believe in the banking system so are sometimes left to be in possession of five to six figures in cash that's why I don't go flowing that's how you get robbed but not everybody is a front when it comes to carrying an ungodly amount of money which is not safe by any means if you have something to keep yourself safe different story but traveling around with 45 to 65k, not the smartest thing but we all don't do the smartest things now do we. Cash is King and sometimes you get better deals on things when you're like well I can give you a grand on the spot right now as opposed to them say waiting for a cashier's check for 10 grand in the eight grand they don't have to claim it cash is King they just don't want a paper currency they want it all on a card so that way when the banks get Cyber attacked and your money is not covered by the banking insurance the FDIC I believe your fucked your money is gone they do not insure your money if it is a Cyber attack and what's more likely to happen these days a Cyber attack or someone robbing a bank that has less than $10,000 in cash in it just to get 25,000 in cash it takes a bank at least a week and a half to produce that money for you meaning that your life savings in that bank is not in that bank is a loan money to each other like well it is their job that's why you can never leave with more than 10 grand tops if you're lucky five yes

[@hmdwgf]

It’s not just that Americans are poor- it’s that the gap between the wealthy and the poor is widening every day.

[@Thepotatothatchokedamber]

@@mikejoned7148you need to take whatever few $$$ you have and invest in a class that teaches you how to properly punctuate.

[@EYE_GOTCHA]

5:42 If the age is really true, that is a *very rough* “39”. 😳

[@angelalane1307]

I only call police when an ounce or more is stolen from me! 😅

[@robertanesmith172]

After qatching these videos and some of the court cases out there, im beginning to realize... crime really DOES pay... apparently, we can go out and commit a bunch and keep getting out on ORs and probation and sometimes nothing at all, at least for the 1st few crimes... hmmm, scratchin my head...

[@indy_go_blue6048]

You can shoplift $900 in Kommiefornia before it's a real crime. That's a nice home entertainment center and 40" tv in my city. $150 was grand theft when I was a teen. Not that the rats really care what the cheese is worth, they have no intention of paying anyway.

[@Thepotatothatchokedamber]

You can now be a rapist and 34 time convicted felon and be president. Wild times we live in.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When *DRUNK HOOK-UPS* or When BAR HOPPING or BAR BRAWLS 🍻 go wrong…….

[@shonhubble5130]

This is an insult to bread! LOLLLLL

[@keithbubb730]

Dumb as bread 😂 Good one. "When delusional people go wrong" is my pick

[@seandelap8587]

When not paying attention goes wrong

[@keithfaulk1354]

Thou shall not steal !!😂

[@Beautiful_Mess]

5:50 She’s 39?! Holy moly!

[@Misunderstoodanimals]

Number 34 will have to go back to her old job as GI Jane

[@kellyshomemadekitchen]

19:02 “A more DETAILED glimpse” 😂

[@psurreal8164]

When having a bias goes wrong

[@amypoucher9620]

I didnt read the title and I was like what is this stupid people will kill you then I looked at it😂😂😂I was close

[@GiaNt_TaLOn]

When Babysitters go wrong

[@wrxrob2589]

11:00 damn those two look busted up without no filters lol😂

[@danielwilkey7010]

Women need to cool it with these filters. Mugshots look like completely different people.

[@Al-Rudigor]

#32, Kira something. Geez, that was terrible! 😭

[@multimillion-p51]

Bread is not so dumb when u can't afford to buy a loaf

[@samanthamcgahan2066]

So, they go to a jail in a vehicle packed to the rafters with drugs, and pay the bail with funny money?? I am no criminal mastermind, but I could see a few flaws in this particular maneuvre!! 😂😂😂

[@markhamlin2493]

They are among the smarter criminals in Maine.

[@samanthamcgahan2066]

@@markhamlin2493 That is excellent!! 🤣🤣🤣 Should make life a breeze for Maine police!!

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When PREPPING or When *FALL-OUT SHELTERS* 🔨😵 go wrong…….

[@seandelap8587]

When not returning something that you borrowed goes wrong

[@bloochoob]

‘I didn’t steal it, I permanently borrowed it without asking!’ 😂

[@seandelap8587]

When jumping the queue goes wrong

[@seandelap8587]

When getting lost in an unfamiliar location goes wrong

[@12363haha]

⁠@@kidtuber3407great idea I’m sure your comment should be displayed as you described 😂😂

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

@@kidtuber3407 that’s the point lmao. How about when failing to be mean on the internet goes wrong? 😂

[@V.I.C.]

Aww but he looked so adorable as a girl!! Lol That should be his new calling!! Lol 🤷🏼

[@Richard-x2p]

Sharp as Mustard😂

[@BEVERLYGLOVER-ADEGBAYE]

I could use a free plastic survey {tummy tuck} the kids are grown now.

[@drknow608]

When giving your child a stupid name goes wrong.

[@RoverIAC]

I don't know. Is bread particularly dumb? Is a croissant more arrogant than say a sourdough roll?

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

I think sourdough is more bitter than banana bread 😂

[@hmdwgf]

These are pretty good, but the dumbest one ever is one where 4 people robbed a bank for about $15k, and a few days later, one of them called in to a local shock jock show admitting on air that they robbed the bank, not forgetting to name the bank they robbed. An FBI agent was coincidentally listening, and by the end of the week all of the culprits were rounded up.

[@preciouskarsh-joplin-swift6279]

When kind hearted goes wrong

[@niki123bxd]

When bad temper goes wrong

[@angelalane1307]

@24:20, I'd go to the car wash and wash myself thoroughly!

[@brittany3247]

Grady is my sheriff

[@Juliett-we7tc]

Oh yeah, just gotta love watching humankind de-evolve.🤪🤪

[@Corey-gu3nn]

4:44 The "crime scene tech" pulled a bullet still in the casing out of the tree. Lol. Some reenactments are so dumb.

[@jasonmermoud]

When landlords go wrong

[@niki123bxd]

When indecent exposure goes wrong

[@EYE_GOTCHA]

I learned, only yesterday, that people can legally run around in public, naked, in Oregon, as long as they’re not doing it for seggsual gratification. 😩

[@Ojennifofenni]

When swamps go wrong

[@softpearls21]

How about when dating a younger man goes wrong?

[@bodake2557]

55:40 “took of HIS stilletto” there fixed it

[@niki123bxd]

When live TV goes wrong

[@trisin]

When farting in a crowded elevator goes wrong

[@niki123bxd]

When Haunted Places Go Wrong

[@emmadavis7679]

When the builders in go wrong

[@nadiabacone6823]

When furies go wrong

[@michaelmahoney5962]

8:30 - What's in HER wallet?

[@kaimerager6146]

When Star Jumping Goes Wrong

[@thedoximama4110]

Dumb as bread? Never heard that. Bread actually has to be smart to rise. Maybe dumb as a stump

[@EYE_GOTCHA]

“As dumb as a box of rocks” is another good one. 📦 🪨 🪨 😂

[@Protagonistinfluence]

It's a saying in my language so it didn't strike me as odd

[@indy_go_blue6048]

These headline writers are pretty much full of ignorance themselves, they shouldn't be knocking anyone else.

[@devious187]

Forrest Gump said it best... Stupid is as stupid does

[@chuckhancock4551]

They told Angela she wasn't under arrest, therefore she was free to go. When they attempted to kidnap her for simply asking to exercise her rights, she defended herself, as is her right. Those cops cost the taxpayers a lot of money.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When *REJECTION* ❌ goes wrong…….

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Ok 👍🏼 😂

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When A.I. *TECHNOLOGY* 🤖 goes wrong…….

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Yes

[@zachlasseter9788]

Aw cmon, don’t say that about bread.

[@Fluffy-Fluffy]

When going against medical advice goes wrong

[@AmandaBourke]

I swear, people are so stupid when it comes to taking drugs these days. Ok, drugs are an irresponsible thing to do, that's a given, but people are being ridiculously idiotic in this generation. I'm Gen X, and when I took LSD or Shrooms back in my teens and early 20s, we planned that shit! We of course had a place to go that was safe, with at least 2 really good friends who had your back. There was always the sober or experienced friend, who could talk you down or call emergency if needed. Then, on the fun level, we would have toys, food, drinks, music/movies-stuff that would keep is safely engaged in our safe locations!! And shit still would go wrong, even with our Mission Impossible level prep. Now, these young fools are getting jailed for LIFE for MURDER after 1 night of taking drugs! These kids need better friends!! Whoever let's their friend get a hold of a darn GUN while he's tripping on shrooms is some kind of bullshit friend. If you're doing drugs, DONT HAVE ANY WEAPONS and STAY HOME! Honestly, if you can't figure this out on your own, you are not ready to do hallucinogenic drugs!!!

[@chauvonhyslop7409]

If I was Antonio girlfriend --- ain't no way I'd be with his dumb tail after this. He literally brought the cops on on his own dumb tail: LIKE WOW

[@Fluffy-Fluffy]

When stormchasing goes wrong

[@Gokuisthegre]

I’d rather be single and be happy then be with a female and be miserable and angry and frustrated and broke

[@niki123bxd]

When hitchhiking goes wrong

[@niki123bxd]

When Twitch goes wrong When Fandoms go wrong When practical jokes go wrong When reality TV goes wrong When KZbin goes wrong When ghost hunting goes wrong When psychics go wrong When restaurants go wrong When weddings go wrong When young children go wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Yes to all do this 😂

[@JennStrach23]

When OCG's go wrong... ... or when taking advantage of addicts go wrong.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Good one!

[@niki123bxd]

When flipping houses goes wrong

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When *Y2K* ⌨️🖥️ went wrong…….

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Interesting lol. I say it always goes wrong when you punch through the screen 😂

[@dawgpool2729]

When getting hurt/☠️during crime goes wrong

[@niki123bxd]

When big age gap relationships go wrong

[@niki123bxd]

When tanning beds go wrong

[@Mark-gg6iy]

When supporting a convicted rapist and felon goes wrong.

[@Thepotatothatchokedamber]

I’ll take things the USA elects for President for $500 Alex.

[@niki123bxd]

When custody battles go wrong

[@JamesRichardWiley]

People are crazy.

[@Fluffy-Fluffy]

When cps/dcfs goes wrong

[@niki123bxd]

When love goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Mostly dating but yes lol

[@tamekadavis6641]

When lying goes wrong.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When does that go right?

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

@@ZenoSsj4Heroexactly…. Plenty of material for a video 😏

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

@@cali.girllivinnnevada8 lmao fair 😂

[@lynseegentry1084]

Bread isn't dumb its actually pretty smart

[@seandelap8587]

When drinking an inedible liquid goes wrong

[@niki123bxd]

When public transportation goes wrong

[@seandelap8587]

When buying or selling 2nd hand goods goes wrong

[@hunterminds2162]

Dude the title got me watching😂

[@seandelap8587]

When certainly too early goes wrong

[@EYE_GOTCHA]

What does that even mean? 😂

[@Fluffy-Fluffy]

​@@EYE_GOTCHAi think it was supposed to be celebrating too early, I've seen that proposal before :)

[@Gustaiiv]

The gentleman who was twerked on and harassed has my sympathy. Why don't we take sexual assaults on men seriously? The fact that the store owners refused to call the cops when the man requested for it makes me angry.

[@Fluffy-Fluffy]

When Sweden goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

What’s wrong with Swedens? 😅

[@niki123bxd]

When marriage proposal goes wrong

[@stankiegritz7914]

2 large drums of GHB wtf ?!?!

[@stankiegritz7914]

Also eating coke out ur boys ass and dying come on now

[@niki123bxd]

'when not leaving a good tip goes wrong'?

[@Tipper16]

when smoking the last of the weed goes wrong.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When *DESPERATION* 🤡 goes wrong…….

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

This 😂

[@seandelap8587]

When road trips go wrong