When Being Dumb as a Doorknob Goes Wrong

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[@theywillkillyou]

Would you rather have superhuman strength but have pudding for brains or be physically weak but have extraordinary intelligence?

[@leokeesic3657]

I have the second, it sucks

[@davidmellish3295]

Much rather have the brains,you can use others to do the heavy lifting. Brains over brawn anytime

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

I’m already weak with pudding for brains 😅. But the latter for me lol

[@mvb88]

Intelligence as you could find a way to get the superhuman strength. You'd end up with both.

[@laurahooper7609]

Weak, but smart definitely. I don't really like stupid people and it would suck to be one.

[@ghostface3655]

I will never understand why anyone would try to rob a gun shop??!!?? Especially with a bat! 😂😂😂

[@kattieSkyNinja13]

I know right 😂😂😂😂

[@ghostface3655]

@kattieSkyNinja13 😆... Like, even with a gun, you gotta realise everyone working there has one on them! So, you are already (pun intended) out-gunned before you even try to rob them!! 🤣

[@masjuggalo]

Right? Like this stores whole job is to sell firearms one would expect people working there to be knowledgeable on firearms and I'm pretty sure that's going to be a. You can bring your pistol to work kind of job😂

[@ghostface3655]

@masjuggalo 🤣 Exactly! Not to mention, the employees, owner, guy who hangs around the shop, owners wife, etc. Are all very familiar with any and all sidearms, rifles, RPGs, and more than likely incredibly accurate! 🤣 😆 Frickin' morons!

[@decoren45]

Only the Terminator is allowed to do that

[@Blitzkrieg1976]

Imagine taking a bat and a knife to A GUN SHOP. Let that sink in for half a second. They're ALWAYS ARMED. I guess he leveled up on the stupidity department...😂😂😂😂

[@jonlee2217]

There's a famous Indiana Jones quote about that "never bring a knife to a gun fight".

[@Msjay77]

Your titles always make me giggle. Ty.

[@elmolewis9123]

When the criminals don't look like they are smart enough to live as they do, investigators just follow the breadcrumbs.

[@seandelap8587]

I absolutely love the title

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Same lmao 😂

[@seandelap8587]

When not paying attention goes wrong

[@moellersgrl]

The title made me laugh out loud😂😂😂 i said yup I've got to see what this is about. ❤

[@davidvanvlerah7825]

That's the first time I've ever heard anyone use the word "inculpatory". I never even considered it existed. Like, um, other words... just like that. Lots of them. That I can't currently recall! It always brightens my day when I discover little hidden linguistic twists. Thanks!

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When LIVING OUT OF or SLEEPING IN YOUR CAR 🚘💤 goes wrong…….

[@seandelap8587]

When camping goes wrong

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When HOLIDAY TRAVEL 😩🧳 goes wrong…….

[@tooldog5062]

Put That Cookie down Now!its not home made

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When scams/MLM schemes go wrong 📧

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When daylight saving(s) goes wrong 🕰

[@seandelap8587]

When celebrating too early goes wrong

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When MALL SANTAS 🎅🏽 go wrong…….

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When strict parents go wrong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[@niki123bxd]

When dirty dancing goes wrong.

[@thelunchlady8276]

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When BRINGING HOME A STRANGER 🔪 goes wrong……..

[@tooldog5062]

interesting thought, but would you really bring home even a one nighter today knowing that you might not live to regret it

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When documentaries go wrong 📼

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When CHEAP GIFTS 🎁 goes wrong…….

[@RiVer-Parish]

"When buying fake drugs goes Wrong?"

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When voicing your opinion(s) goes wrong 😮

[@susanbodiford9105]

Going off over a cookie! People have gone out of their minds

[@Azulakayes]

I think there's always a person from Florida in these videos...there must be something in the air.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When gamer rage goes wrong 🎮🤬

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When HOAs go wrong 🏘

[@borobinson7005]

Good morning Carl!! I love all your videos and awesome voice I watch them every morning to get my day going 😼🙀😹😸

[@tooldog5062]

Put That Cookie down Now!its not home made

[@borobinson7005]

@@tooldog5062 I don't like cookies 🤮

[@erenyeager1660]

Perfect timing :) Just got some free time

[@Pamer21]

Lmao! "I'm gonna take this bat and knife and rob a gun store" Key words: Gun Store. Now you know that store owner has a loaded gun! Duh! 😅🤣

[@CandiceVidito]

When FAKING HOMELESSNESS goes wrong When SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS goes wrong When RICH PEOPLE goes wrong When CHILDBIRTH goes wrong When ONE SIDED CRUSHES goes wrong When BEING A YANDERE goes wrong When PRIESTS goes wrong When HOLIDAYS goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

I’m sure one sided crushes during holidays are fun 😂

[@christophermerlot3366]

Re: your first suggestion. Here in Toronto for years a woman sat on the corner of Yonge and Bloor (a major intersection downtown) known as the 'shaky lady' begging for money. Turned out she had a nice apartment and was making a comfortable living out of her activities.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

@@christophermerlot3366 I think I saw that. I remember watching a few videos talking about her. I might be thinking of someone else though

[@wastedpotato4555]

​@christophermerlot3366 we had a bloke in my hometown he did the same, turned out he was actually a millionaire

[@Andrew_BIake]

02:17 - What you in for? I wanted a cookie

[@deadmeat96]

When being a hero goes wrong!!!!!!

[@BuIIy_Maguire]

When being freaky goes wrong 😱😏😩🗿💅

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When METEOROLOGISTS or YOUR LOCAL WEATHER REPORTS 🌬️🌪️ go wrong…….

[@errickflesch5565]

The first one 5 years probation? That's it? No wonder crime has sky rocketed. No consequences.

[@MsTemptation]

When the simple act of living your best life goes wrong.😁😁

[@fantishasherifa8251]

When being a caregiver goes wrong.........

[@PH-ks6qg]

Pulling out a gun over a free cookie lol…….crazy

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When children’s TV shows/companies go wrong 📺

[@bettinamitchell3535]

7:14 New topic: When Boasting Goes Wrong. 14:19 Now here's “When Silly Arguments Go Wrong”.

[@dubbayabird6680]

When birds go wild lol

[@covinaca5312]

when tattoos go wrong

[@ganiniii]

First dude was playing GTA and thought he could make the achievement for real.

[@OriginalStrudel]

When Mall Santa Claus goes wrong.

[@monicahyland8641]

EAT A SNICKERS 🍫 ,,, YOU’RE NOT THE SAME WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY 😂 DON’T BEAT UP McDonald’s employees😂

[@roxannesmith7445]

Blessed day. "they will kill you family". Have Carl done,when thanksgiving goes wrong, yet?

[@AnarchySolsticeV2]

When Going to School Goes WRONG

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When going to church goes wrong ⛪️

[@kaimerager6146]

When Noncontact Injuries Go Wrong

[@DTWX]

When dressing up as Santa Claus Goes Wrong. If already done, then When Putting Up Christmas Decorations Goes Wrong. 🎄

[@ipickedalamename9733]

When being pompous goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When being in debt goes wrong pt 2 💸

[@HammyTheLoyalHamster]

When comicon goes wrong

[@tamekadavis6641]

When college parties goes wrong.

[@MsTemptation]

Wow, that man who was stabbed to death by his fiancée and yet she was let go. They refused to believe that she hadn’t been defending herself based on the size of her boyfriend.

[@PercyPruneMHDOIFandBars]

It's a small point I know, but in the UK the dollar isn't legal tender. Our currency is the pound £. Not everyone is in the US you know! (Many of us are quite glad the way things are right now! Not that it's THAT much better here, just fewer guns. 😉)

[@callumn2111]

They are probably converting the amount into dollars.

[@MrKBone93]

Amari, you aren’t nearly as fly as you think you are

[@Mauscmkwk]

When porters go wrong

[@terrellblue357]

The last one made me watch it again 😂

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When SOCIAL MEDIA FAMILY CHANNELS 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 go wrong……..

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Omg yes! They alway go wrong lol

[@erenyeager1660]

Day two of asking When trying to harm Mainers goes wrong When being homophobic goes wrong When being a Florida Man goes wrong When school shootings go wrong When trying to help goes wrong When trying to help disabled people goes wrong (Might be controversial) When disorders go wrong (ADHD, ODD, OCD, psychopathic disorder, anxiety, etc) When teachers go wrong When museums go wrong When trying to tame wild animals goes wrong When conjoined twins go wrong When surgeries go wrong

[@jennyrules1504]

When cave exploring goes wrong

[@taebundy658]

Considering the subject matter of this video I’m almost sure the title should’ve been “When Being Dumb As A Doorknob Goes RIGHT” Yes? 😂😂😂😂

[@tooldog5062]

Put That Cookie down Now!grandma didnt make it a machine did🏣

[@thetraininator40]

When bike riding goes wrong

[@matthewrolfe23]

I find this offensive that you've compared them to a doorknob. The doorknob can do it's job better than those listed

[@thelonggame9166]

2:498 Let me say at this point: "You can't be serious!" Which is exactly what I said as I'm listening to this particular element of the video.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When VIRAL TRENDS ❌ go wrong……..

[@tooldog5062]

TRENDS from madana to this day the trends have become perverse, the moment your body gos blimp or age rips away youth people won't even remember you existed! a year after graduation not even the teachers will remember you right away if at all, i had a friend he was on the football team he was on the planning committee for school sports and fundraisers, in the summer of 82 he would go swimming out side of town there are cut across bridges or short cut, over one of the main river streams, he had been arrested and warned that under those bridges is where construction sites dump their concreate on a 100degree June day, my friend took his last dive as he dove head first he must have seen the slab of concreate his last scream was oh shit! as we stood there with his parents they searched for his body and didnt find it until the next day, his picture was put on the high school trophy shelf for the next 10 years with a list of how he died, when the school was replace his memory faded as the old school was turned to rubble

[@ronaldhowdeshell8628]

When jumping bail goes wrong.

[@sammjimson7395]

Never bring a bat to a gun fight!

[@joshuakeely5593]

When going to the video game store goes wrong.

[@Jon6429]

I was impressed by the strength of that phone cord

[@jennifermerritt1848]

Love how its a lot of Florida people on the list lol

[@JonnyBaryshnikov]

When visiting brothels goes wrong.

[@6daysago167]

The McDonald’s lady in Florida needs to cover those pancakes

[@JesseOakleyIII]

Didn't Sean Connery say never bring a kn*fe to a g*nfight?

[@johnnylightning203]

How can being STUPID go wrong? Think about it.

[@currymurri13]

When being WOKE goes wrong

[@kattieSkyNinja13]

Why didnt he move the ketchup for the photo? Lol 😂

[@dennisobannon2328]

Some people are just dumb!

[@JM-xc1cw]

Wait. Cheeseburger bundle isn't on the menu? I order it all the time!!!

[@SavagelyBadAtLosing]

God, my home state is such a mess lmao

[@xavierharding8938]

In the thumbnail that almost looks like you holding the stash of cash like a phone : )

[@brian_keith]

hekko!!

[@colinbrown3170]

Winning the Darwin awards

[@D1722eieio]

3:59 Let me guess, probation.

[@deniseoneill65]

When overprotective pet parents go wrong?

[@gingersnapps]

ALL THAT OVER A COOKIE??

[@douglasseab7912]

Physically weak and extraordinary intelligence

[@borobinson7005]

The person who requested this video put in the request 2yrs ago 🙀

[@kennethwilson1117]

It sure is a lot of cowardly men nowadays 😮

[@wordzfailmebro]

EVERYBODY IS A KNOB.👉😳👈

[@realmotivation000]

0:25 Drake Recorded this one

[@jasestrickland1704]

I may be wary of the death penalty under certain circumstances, for example, an accident. But if you take a life, you owe yours, life incarceration is the least punishment, with solitary confinement at the discretion of the judge, warden and family of the deceased.

[@Girlhead]

When gender reveal parties go wrong

[@monicaprince-grice1842]

😂😂😂

[@John-cr2tn]

Do people in this day and age think the police don't know about social media

[@Kalus_Saxon]

1:16 that’s not an English man that’s an African

[@user-ey7hs8gg1e]

Like girl a 🍪 😢 sad

[@USNMelDaria]

These are just Darwinism stories, because yeah let's go to a gun store and try to rob with with a knife and a bat. If don't bring a knife to a gun fight was a person!! 🤣🤣