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@Robin-ue2meКүн бұрын
I have my exes name tattooed on my wrist in Egyptian hieroglyphs. I tell everyone it says soup.
@four_.._.2 күн бұрын
I THOUGHT THAT SAID MANSLAUGHTER
@dylans57092 күн бұрын
Good thing that things getting shut down
@KDE4LIFEBAYBAYКүн бұрын
"When did a MANSLAUGHTER get SHUT DOWN?" Good God, it BETTER have been shut down!
@violetclarke8985Күн бұрын
I had a new guy in the reptile store argue with me about how nocturnal animals' eyes work and whether they would ever need additional light (they do, if the space is completely light-free) Turns out I forgot to ask for my discount that time. I'm a Biology teacher. He must have found out later because he got reeeeeeal polite after that
@rosiemerry47972 күн бұрын
This video went from Mansplainers gets shut down to lawyers when did you realize that client was monster.
@MintRobin2 күн бұрын
19:40 here's my chance: The "D" isn't silent. "Dj" is effectively a single letter that doesn't sit in our alphabet, but sits in others, such as arabic. "Djinn" is a type of ghost with the same start. It originated from Slavic languages (then Romani afterwards) where they have a letter that's pronounced sort of like D and J combined. To help explain this, you've probably seen people incorrectly put a "d" in pidgeon. It's because they're trying to make a sound that's not in our alphabet. This is the sound at the start of Django.
@MintRobin2 күн бұрын
I guess you can't really hear the D in pigeon, but it does alter the sound by putting a harder start on it. Google Cyrillic "zhe" for best I can think of. Or correct way to pronounce Djinn.
@3frenchhens8182 күн бұрын
Boy, I hate how Alcoholics Anonymous thinks theirs is the only way that works and has to be done a certain way. I coordinated classes for drunk drivers and, after the AA people finished their speech, got up to explain to our very multinational group that there were groups available in their native languages. The AA people went up in smoke and cussed me out afterwards for giving choices. That earned them my Twerp Award.
@netto66812 күн бұрын
Bonus irony - the narrator can’t pronounce hors d’oeuvres right either.
@KDE4LIFEBAYBAYКүн бұрын
"Ors Du Vre" ❎️ "Horse Doover" ❎️ "Horse Doo Vor" ❎️ "Hors D'oeuvre" ✅️ Or, to simplify, "Ore Durve" ✅️
@lostlauraa.mp4Күн бұрын
@@KDE4LIFEBAYBAY yeah, french is a weird language. you’ll literally have a seven letter word be pronounced with two damn syllables
@MintRobin2 күн бұрын
I like how most of these "mansplaining" are women doing the correcting. Neutral is nice.
@sirinkaslana37092 күн бұрын
What should we call it instead, "humansplaining"?
@MintRobin2 күн бұрын
1:33:20 no joke when you said "I'm from England" that was legitimately one of the bed American versions of a British accent I've ever heard. It's usually very over done, but we don't put on an accent when we talk, and you didn't try to , but something hit you subconsciously and it came out really well.
@ninomitchell20392 күн бұрын
My parents: Pick up your socks/cups. Also my parents: leaves cups everywhere other than a sink, table, or empty/dirty dishwasher for days on end.
@GrifoStelle2 күн бұрын
“Cazzo” is also used as a dispregiative in Italian. A bit how English will say “f*cking” Adjectives and locations come after the noun Verbs come before Red car is macchina rosa Fast car is macchina veloce German car is macchina di germania Therefor “Dick cancer” is “cancro al cazzo” Damned cancer is maledetto cancro F* cancer Porco/ maledetto/ and yes, cazzo. It’s right. But it’s dialect and youthful. “F cking cancer” can be interpreted to be funny too
@10BillionBees16 сағат бұрын
the sheep to shoop one actually had me hunched over my keyboard trying not to laugh
@KDE4LIFEBAYBAY2 күн бұрын
9:32 Even the narrator is wrong here. It's pronounced "Ore Durve." Weird French.
@gerardno24792 күн бұрын
Gum just passes through your digestive system with no problem unless you crimp off the poo where the gum is, then you find out the real reason you shouldn't swallow it. It softens but retains its stickiness, making quite a mess. I DON'T SWALLOW MY GUM ANYMORE.
@MintRobin2 күн бұрын
1:18:30 you're right to call cap. The reason they're out of service is because of the manufacturer specific requirements, they can't get real handymen in, they need to get the manufacturer in creating a huge backlog. This one employee is more like a shill imo.
@LouisChickenLazagna2 күн бұрын
Friendly Fire will not be tolerated.
@xx-qv9tp2 күн бұрын
The longer I think about this comment, the gayer it gets You’re a ‘bundle of sticks”
@LouisChickenLazagna2 күн бұрын
@@xx-qv9tp what the hell
@Fawkesbelladonna2 күн бұрын
I vote for this change in the English language 1:46
@TheVillageIdiot829Күн бұрын
Former tattoo shop office worker: his and her tattoos are cursed. You will break up after getting them. Only put your children's names or dead spouses names.
@CoraErickson-cz3zp6 сағат бұрын
They are not cursed. What you are trying to say is that there is a risk of a breakup.
@Kiwi_Tea2 күн бұрын
I'm dead at the mispronunciation of 'hors-d'oeuvre' when talking about someone else mispronouncing 'hors-d'oeuvre' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tylerbartlett282 күн бұрын
Love story 17 about the person who says suite is pronounced suit and not sweet and not allowing the phone call to continue until OP said it the "correct" way and talking down to them and calling them dumb for pronouncing it "incorrectly" literally saying you're going to be fired if you don't say it my way so it's in your best interest to listen to me, I'm only looking out for you, you'll thank me one day. Like what the hell? Probably thinks suit is pronounced sueit (sue it) because lawyers wear them when they are suing someone. I hope that phone call was recorded
@PrincessofPower842 күн бұрын
Lol Ben Shapiro is the thumbnail. Steven Crowder would have fit even better, but a win's a win.