Teachers, what was the best smart a*s response you've heard from a student?

[@LazyBunnyKiera]

"It's a flavor explosion!" That got me so good. I nearly did a spit-take.

[@AndrewBurnside-e3n]

The I'm surrounded by idiots button killed me and when they gave him the button and bag of lollipops it was gold

[@SnaileyT]

In middle school me and my sister had this substitute we all called "Military Mary" She was an ex marine who acted like her students were in boot camp. So one day she calls my sister and a friend out in the hall. She asks them why have they been going to the bathroom so much and from what my sister said she was about ready to call home already. So my sister says the her and her friend were on their period and they were at that time. Military Mary still mad but then my sister says and I quote "Are you mad at us because you don't get yours anymore?" Military Mary was livid and called home, my mom was obviously mad that Mary had called for a stupid reason and just told us to ignore Mary. My sister never got in trouble. Still one of my favorite moments of middle school lol.

[@writingisfun9842]

I think my favorite story here is with the jock and nerd, then the teacher saying, “he saw yours.”

[@zachszone2072]

"Dont bully the dyslexic girl " ... the one who "used to be dyslexic" ... a condition you dont miraculously stop having ? 😂

[@IamusTheFox]

I stopped being dyslexic by stop reading

[@The_KingofShadow]

you do realize that it's possible to learn how to control dyslexia over a decent amount of time right?

[@IamusTheFox]

@@The_KingofShadow Control isn't a cure for a processing issue. The issue is managed, not gone.

[@The_KingofShadow]

@@IamusTheFox im just saying it can be helped enough for someone to consider "gone" without it being gone

[@IamusTheFox]

@@The_KingofShadow That's absolutely fair, I read into things that weren't there, my bad. Have a wonderful day! Edit: I read things that weren't there in the metaphorical way, not the amusing dyslexic way.

[@em7626]

i didn’t hear this one, it was mine. i also wanna preface that in the moment i didn’t mean for it to be a smart ass response. so this one time in math in hs we were doing a warm up on the computer and when writing or drawing stuff out, we could choose whatever color we wanted. anyway, i believe i chose light blue on a white background cuz that’s what i felt like that day. the assistant teacher in the room comes up behind me and tells me that i shouldn’t use that color because he couldn’t read it. i dismissed it telling him that it was fine because i could read it. he walks away. a couple minutes later he comes up behind me again, looks at my screen and tells me it’s wrong. i then say, “i thought you couldn’t read it.” boy was he annoyed after that 😂

[@catbatrat1760]

8:21 Took me a few re-listens to realize he said "They haven't got any, sir" rather than "They haven't got me, sir". Also, I agree with Green. I mean, it makes sense; a HUGE part of comedy is subversion of expectations.

[@notmuch_23]

Oh, I have a _giant_ problem with Starburst! ... ... ...there are *_NEVER_* enough in the pack!

[@lightning_11]

I came down to look for starburst haters to flame... but this is actually a very legitimate point, and I agree.

[@whyareallmynamestaken1382]

"botch look, im from effing spain" *said in a terrible russian accent*

[@ermyactually]

alr chill

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

In my experience Iberians tend to have accents almost more like Eastern European accents than Central American.

[@JoshuaB-wu8pk]

Story 18 was hilarious!

[@8Bravestrike3]

This actually happened a few weeks ago, in my humanities class I was sitting next to a kid who got in trouble a lot, so one day he was holding a calculator and the teacher walked up to him and asked what it was, it was one of those high tech ones, and I jokingly said, “is it one of those ones with the games on it” and he looked at her and said yes! She took it up and I felt so bad bc I didn’t even know TOT

[@Jungkookieskitten]

For ths story, we'll call the teach Ms b, and the other kid d. Now, in high school d was a troublemaker, and I happened to have several classes with him, including math where this took place. Now all of the sub's knew about d. This day we just happen to have Ms. B as a sub, and she was pretty awesome. She handed out the assignment, an according to what our teach left her, said we could do anything we wanted after as long as we were quiet. I LOVED and still do love to read. I wasn't really good at math, but I actually understood this particular lesson well, so I had my assignment done in about 10 minutes. I turned it in, and sat down to read. Now D kept causing problems and distracting people so Ms. B told him to do his work. D saw me reading, got angry and said while pointing at me "why aren't you telling her to as well, she not doing her work either!" Ms B narrowed her eyes, leaned forward and said in a matter of fact voice "she's already turned hers in, and is sitting there quietly not disrupting anyone, unlike you. Zip it, and do your work D" He sent me a death stare, and I just gave him the sweetest smile before returning to my book.

[@SisberaEntertainment]

Either all Millennial teenagers all had the same collective situations, DOWN TO THE WORDS SAID or there are a LOT of people from PTS in Indiana featured on here. I shudder to think we've all witnessed the girl who thinks camel toe is an insult about her feet. Also, RIP Mr. Mason. RIP

[@shouryasharma9539]

“Mythology teacher called Mr D” “Wait. Mr D- DO YOU MEAN DIONYSU-“

[@theresivy]

not a comeback but in ninth grade our english teacher, who was known to be one of the best but is also one of the strictest, got mad cus we were all goofing off when the bell for classes had already rung, so she was giving us a lecture but one of my classmates from the other side of the room was playing with her shoe and in the midst of the teacher’s lecture, it flew halfway across the room cus she accidentally flung it with her foot, so the whole class had to hold in our laughter cus we didnt wanna get punished

[@zombiedoggie2732]

teacher had a yard stick he called the "wake em up" stick and wacked the desks of those people falling asleep. Apparently this is his second "wake em up stick" because he broke the first XD

[@forrestfyre7846]

History/Algebra teacher in freshman year had a yard stick he broke by slamming it into his whiteboard and into people’s desks, instead of getting a new one he just used way too much tape to fix it. Now, it’s a BENDY yard stick.

[@zombiedoggie2732]

@forrestfyre7846 The teacher I was referencing was a history teacher too! Did we...have the same one?

[@travisponcelet4538]

6:43 yeah one of the main rules of comedy is the timing for the jokes

[@rpgqueen8737]

During my military career i took a class to further said career at my CO's instructions. Instructor of class was same rank as me and for some reason liked to pick on me. Towards the end of the course a classmate announced they would be hosting a barbecue at their home and we were all invited. Instructor piped up and said "You mean anyone who's not a LOSER is invited!" and looked me dead in the eye. I stared back for a moment, blank faced as if I didn't know what he was talking about, then looked over both shoulders as if I was trying to see if someone was standing behind me that he may have been referring to instead. His grin got bigger at my realization of no one being behind me. My moment came to respond with "Do I look like a fucking mirror to you?" The class lost it and the instructor was even pretty chill, nodding at my witty retort, acknowledging it was a good come back. One of the few cool moments I've had in my life

[@lorisewsstuff1607]

Our high school had some highly successful sports teams, especially American football. All funding received by the school went into sports programs, equipment, and maintenance to the stadium. Meanwhile, the school's roof leaked like a sieve. The school was trying to get special accreditation and more funding for sports. Inspectors were coming from the state for an evaluation. The morning they were due to arrive, hired contractors were replacing all the damaged and missing ceiling tiles and the janitors were mopping up all the water from the previous nights thunderstorm. They missed cleaning up the desk where my friend usually sat. There were no other chairs left so so my friend was leaning against the wall next to his desk. The principal walked in with one of the Inspectors and told him to sit down. "But..." "SIT DOWN NOW!" My friend tipped his desk over, dumped a couple gallons of water on the floor, sat down on his wet chair, took out his book, and got ready for class. The inspector looked at the principal and pointed at the water. "What is that?" Another student chimed in, "That's just what happens every time it rains." Our school did not get a boost in accreditation, but we did finally get a new roof.

[@PatchAttack666]

the "you're a raisin" kid is a role model lmao

[@001sharpshot]

In high school there was a girl in my class who was a great student. Always strived for a 100 and would always joke about missing one question and getting a 98%. I had a little bit of a crush on her and one day one of the class clowns was making fun of her when she was absent and said in a high pitched voice "ohhh nnooooo I missed a question and got a ninneettyy eeeiiiigghhttt" and I quickly pointed out that it was still 50 points higher than everything he's scored. I absolutely loved that science teacher and positively say that she is the best teacher I had in school. Ms. Lasko is the best❤

[@-R-F-M-]

bro pulled out the deamon voice for the starburst part

[@GraySkies551]

I accidently clicked on this video. Worth it.

[@Diego-ps7eq]

Story 21: Missed opportunity to say, YOU

[@hughjazz4936]

When I was in uni studying mathmatics I had to pick 3 courses that were unrelated to my field as part of my curriculum. Being interested in medicine I picked geriatrics, which was conveniently rumoured to be very easy to pass. So one day we had several professors talking about life styles that promote a long life. A female prof cited a study that found men to live longer when married to a younger wife. I then asked a bit too loudly how much younger they'd need to be. The prof stared daggers at me but the 2 other male profs tried to hide their laughter.

[@Buldogg345]

01:28:13 "I'm a man of many talents but speaking German is not one of them..." At least you are humble xD

[@imjustachiIIguy]

in 8th grade i was at the water cooler when my teacher came in and gave us a test. the water cooler was inside the classroom. everyone hated the teacher she was like a grouch. when i came back, the teacher was already tripping about me getting water. then, when she came and gave me the paper, i had books on my desk, so i put them in my desk (in our country we dont use lockers because theres a space inside of our desk that we can put books in.) my paper blew away so i got up to pick it up and she starts screaming at me "why am i standing up?!?!" and im tired of her bs so i start yelling back "my paper just blew away!!" then she said "do you want me to call your mom?" i shrugged. looking back at it, i should've said "ok, her number is ________". i really wish i did.

[@AbdullahAshfaqthgreen]

Story 13 made me curious how many students are there in one class usually (Any grade from 6-12)

[@Cherryontop-studios]

7:06 I play way too much Ultrakill. I immediately had a neuron activation when I heard Minos.

[@tyvulpintaur2732]

44:30 "And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids and their dog!"

[@okanimator]

18:32 i was listening to this and started laughing myself lol

[@AKSoapy29]

Same here, that was genius. Flavor explosion! 😂😂

[@rhorybader4054]

my marine biology teacher in high school *absolutely hated* me and the school stoner. His class was our naptime and when there was a test or something we'd both just wake up, completely ace his tests, and then go back to sleep. I remember one time handing back in my test with stoner boy and he stared at our tests and actually went "mother *fuckers* " before sighing and moving on with the teaching. We were his best students.

[@Nyan_Kitty]

Narrator, thanks for pointing out how that one disgusting story wasn't funny Some people just either can't tell where the line is or are actually that brutal... and it's so discouraging when you're alone, trying to justify your view

[@WintertheGlaceon1428]

I'm the lazy smart kid, lol.

[@mason-p3c]

love to lisin to your stuff when i fall asleep so thanks

[@julietrowlett100]

Starburst was great until some kid and 8th grade unwrapped three packages worth, rolled it into a ball, and then ate the whole thing like an apple.

[@tangerine.commenter]

46:06 WHAT! I AM DOING MY ENGLISH PROJECT ABOUT HOW EDGAR ALLEN POE DIED RN WHILE LISTENING TO THIS LOL

[@elizabethlamb1859]

Thats a rabbit hole.

[@CokeinaPepsican]

I will be taking notes

[@badjer4328]

24:58 me and some of the other guys in the classroom knew how to use command prompt to turn off the nanny view on our computer lab computers. On the teachers end they would see a desktop blank background as if a computer was logged in but not being used

[@IamusTheFox]

Having worked as techsupport in a school district. I think your teacher just knew how to read their students. Schools are held together with bandaids and rubber bands

[@lunar_order]

As a jrotc cadet I can confirm that we do in fact do a lot of push-ups and I'm sure rotc cadets do a hell a lot more push-ups then jrotc

[@ironwolfthegamer7800]

The one teacher who gave credit to the student who put bull slut as an answer needed to be my teacher

[@lojadorsmp]

What game is the El Camino racing at 23:00?

[@Corvinwhite]

I happen to like starburst pink is my favorite lol

[@darkwarriorprogram6546]

Um wow... Wasn't expecting the end of 63 there...

[@wivinter]

20:55 yall I need Jed as a friend we’d have some good shit 😂

[@QuaxCollector]

When you were saying craphead in German, it’s not “Shibbe” it’s pronounced Shy-seh. The ß is a “ss” sound

[@TsukiNaito1]

I was in high school 2009-2012. Our computer labs did not have any fancy spy stuff for the teacher. I read manga online half my class.

[@buzzaboo]

24:56 it's 2024 and my teachers can't see anything in real time lol. if they really wanted they could probably see my search history but I've been doing anything but work for my time in high school and have never been questiomed about anything

[@CokeinaPepsican]

33:39 That’s me according to all of my teachers ITS SO ANNOYING! IM NOT SMART

[@roxanaflores3669]

I’m not a teacher, but as a student. some classes in high school man I was always being a class clown. One class in particular was algebra 2. I had that math teacher twice but for two different math classes in different grades. I always had good come backs and he would humor me as well lol. I remember he was making fun of me because I wear glasses. My comeback had to do with a word problem we were reviewing it had to do with rats. I was laughing at his comment that I said at least I don’t look like a rat. The whole class erupted in laughter and my teacher did too. I had so many stories but it’s been a while. Good times 🤣🤣🤣. I was a smart ass at times.

[@ananaygarg7825]

1:27:52 can anyone tell me what that means?

[@lightningz5213]

Well, I am Germanand she said basically just "f*ck you, you ...(no idea what the last word is)

[@drageneye1]

When i understood it correctly "F you, you dumb cow" Though, since it was written very badly, nerrator not at fault here, it could have meant somthin different Just makes sense to curse at the teacher in that moment and thats what it sounded like

[@dudemanem]

25:11 this depends on the school. My high school doesn’t monitor it (and trust me, they could, there is a lot of rich ppl nearby so they have crazy funding) and my little bros school does monitor devicrs

[@aSipOfHemlocktea]

25:29 in my experience when I was in school in 2011 the computer tech teacher was actually also the gym teacher and didn't know how to use computers. Like you probably went to a decently funded school that actually had someone who understood what a computer was, our computer teacher fought the monitor was the computer and thought turning off the monitor turned off the computer so he wouldn't have been able to figure out how to use a watchdog program like you described

[@Guidingsonar]

I had a good theater teacher... but he had one big draw back. He defently though everyone that share's his mental illness has it the exact same. I don't. My brain does sometimes just dont work. i got in trouble for going to what would have been the right class first on accident as my brain didn't realize that is was a weird squedual day. NOT FUN. I also ended having to quit because i just couldn't keep up as we moved onto more exsersises as school was a perminet panic attack in the background which caused me to not have enough energy to even do basic warmups at times.

[@catbatrat1760]

51:41 What's ratalan?

[@AlexRising_]

Oh hey, Mainly Facts Guy

[@MoonlarkSpirits]

Help, it sounds like him

[@Unndecided]

I don’t see a similarity

[@yuno-hx3he]

2:53 the dad had a goku prowler face

[@Killerfish699]

When i ate starbursts once i bit my tongue so hard i wouldn’t eat for the rest of the day not only that it was pain So im extra cautious about eatingthem

[@Spacebartreal]

Story 44 really gets me 52:09

[@LovelyBreadLoaf21000]

I personally never like the yellow starburst but the other flavors are fine

[@SomeTypeOfArtistBlaze]

6:54 i was summoned??? Pjo reference?? Mr. D?? In percy jackson, that is tge camp counsalor of Camp Half-Blood, it stands for Dionysus in pjo

[@iTales-y7o]

Mainly Facts Guy

[@noodled.z]

that one with the computer and hiding from the teacher. originally in elementry school in 2012 the teacher aint have it so we had to do that and i had a similar story sept the teacher told us to turn it off... u see tho he ended up getting it a year later and we tried the same thing and he swiftly closed our tabs

[@storytimenewupdate]

quite interesting story

[@codm22712]

Your channel seems to be doing pretty good good job keep it up

[@storytimenewupdate]

@@codm22712 Thank you. Hope to receive your support and everyone's support.

[@codm22712]

@ first no uploads and only 2 technically 3 subs 14 and 15 views that is damn great

[@storytimenewupdate]

@@codm22712 Thanks for your compliment. I will take it as motivation to develop.

[@codm22712]

@ I’m sure you’ll do great

[@roberthunter479]

what is this game?

[@CokeinaPepsican]

57:05 Who is John holmes

[@lightning77125]

Delivering fatal blows of smart ass responses to teachers I don't like is my bread and butter. So is getting 95+ grades so they have to like me anyway even if I love stirring up trouble(but not in a serious way).

[@lightning77125]

21:04 International Space Station? Sounds pretty cool

[@codm22712]

Can we do more When has a salesman talked himself right out of a sale to you?

[@Nyan_Kitty]

Narrator, you butchered the german part pretty badly, but I understood it at the second attempt and it gave me a chuckle xD

[@Aroha8992]

Is it weird that my favourite starbursts are the weird, pink medicine sorta flavoured ones? Edit: pink lolly or candy for those who in the US, red wrapper

[@panzer4801]

STARBURSTS ARE MID!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@renakunisaki]

I had a really nasty teacher who believed I could fart on command. She'd kick me out for farting or even just because she thought I was going to. At some point the office had me fill out an explanatory form. That went something like: *What happened?* I farted. *What events led up to this incident?* Gas built up in my large intestine as a result of the digestive process, and was eventually expelled through my anus. etc...

[@officerahmo]

Hold up. Constitutional law? IN GRADE 6??? No my boy isn't surrounded by idiots.. he's a frkn genius

[@benjaminrogers0524]

Story 49 made me uncomfortable.😬

[@Christinakloehn-ip3tu]

Omg. I'm here before * 30 minutes * 15 comments * 30 likes * 350 views I've never been here this early

[@Fishkabobb]

Noooooo why god wheres the yellow guy?!

[@Bensaidhi]

Fr

[@CokeinaPepsican]

Merde means “shit”

[@InsanePsychoRabbit]

Well, here's my comment about Starburst candy. IIRC, I learned from another AskReddit video that Starburst candy has enough Vitamin C in it that campus health officials hand them out wen there are scurvy outbreaks on college campuses, as scurvy treatment/preventative. Maybe it was a different candy though; this is hearsay and my memory on this factoid is a bit foggy.

[@MasonBecker-i3p]

1000th like!

[@S3IIL3CT]

story 43 😂

[@Meep1198]

For the peorid things you should just grab the eggs and eat them like cook up an ommet

[@cris004u]

for future reference, the ß is pronounced ss so it would be schiesse koff

[@aSipOfHemlocktea]

Starburst are bad just like All American candies

[@catbatrat1760]

3:02 pun intended?

[@generallowres4636]

On the first day of school in a middle school "begging band" class, the teacher had a bit of a speech about the expectations he had for us and what to expect with the class in general. Somewhere near the end of this speech he says something along the line of "if you don't want to be here then leave" for some reason, not sure why, this was directed at a specific student. The student then promptly stood up and left. The teacher stood open jawed pretty much until the student left the class, then got back to talking to the rest of the students like nothing happened. That student did end up staying in that class for the rest of the year, and that class and teacher were up there with my favorites throughout my whole schooling days.

[@Techischannel]

Nooo we're back to a different nerator D:

[@cyclonekittenplayz4302]

sadge

[@MrStanFungi]

is your pfp a picture of the letter T blushing?

[@Techischannel]

@@MrStanFungi It was originally, but someone thinks its a blocky dinosaur so its a blocky dinosaur now.

[@ThingInTheHall]

​@@Techischanneldynasore

[@Maurer2182]

Nah that’s a LowPolySaurus

[@joe2000333]

yea, 49 aint it bro....

[@Galaxy-pu4uj]

and almost none of them are from the teacher...

[@babyswole4511]

Starbursts are trash

[@BoiledQu4rters]

That accent for the gay guy was a little on the nose lol

[@Spacebartreal]

here before 10 comments

[@Spacebartreal]

and 10 likes

[@sayorancode]

why does everyone get helpful english teachers and then mine are like hey good luck with figuring out what the next thing we will mark of are and then also you can only revise one paragraph even tho you get like only 3 days per paragraph (on 2 of which you have other classes to worry about)

[@hewhoisnowhere]

1:28:34 SLUR BAD

[@NightmaresLPs]

Terrible German? Dude... that was everything but not german xD

[@peeps_birdy]

I'm still questioning what it exactly means. I got three word but the last I'm struggling with. "Fick dich du..." but last one no clue. Do you know what it's actually supposed to be?

[@eliciabonnie]

I'm Alsatian so basically bilingual German French, swearing in German wins over French, any day and every day. The hard tone and sound of the language is more efficient... But then you need to be able to pronounce R the European way... Which you guys can't I guess...

[@BJJWealthy]

Hold up there is a such a thing a teacher for just mythology where do I sign up for that job.

[@othername1000]

“Wrote the test”, a term not uttered (in that context), by a native speaker.

[@jabrow7135]

Starbursts are something I’ll eat if given because I’m not going to refuse anything. But they are just edible plastic with barely any flavor that you can’t recognize. Though not the worst candy (Nerds).