When Did Conspiracy Theories Get So Crazy?

[@kurtisconner]

All aboard the Astral Express! Play Honkai: Star Rail with my link! hoyo.link/a2UjFnAL

[@ToffTheDawg]

Oh shit they got Kurtis!

[@JiuceWLRD]

Love this

[@finx3]

🤓

[@JacksonMurphy0211]

Congrats on almost hitting 5 million subscribers Kurt

[@lincolnthe2ndst]

I missed the train, I was late

[@michaell8269]

You think Buzz Aldrin was pissed about being second guy to set foot on the moon? Imagine being Michael Collins, the third crew member. Flew all that way and wasn’t even allowed out of the van.

[@Esitaro3670]

Damn, that must stink tho

[@cecilygriffis6508]

Buzz Aldrin got to live longer. It's a win win. And they all got moon dust in their lungs as a happy family 🤗

[@Spacegup]

He was asked about this and in response said it was just a relief to get a bit of peace and quiet as Buzz and Neil were arguing like the whole time lol

[@kiiturii]

he did get to be the guy who was furthest away from the earth

[@HauntakuTV]

He was told not to step on the moon though and there was a few minutes of the first moon landing where they turned off the camera but speculation is wild

[@loganmiller7827]

I can't believe you brought up Queen Elizabeth II in the celebrity reincarnation theory section and didn’t even mention that people believe that Elizabeth reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' baby, Malibu Barbie

[@tenthpillow9]

nah thats just a fact/j

[@Boredsinner0666]

Is malibu a real city or is it just a made up city for barbie? You know like Gotham city?

[@TenderNoodle]

@@Boredsinner0666this is the best comment

[@demonyearz]

​@@Boredsinner0666 it's a real city in California, had to look that up which is embarrassing because I literally was born and raised in California 😭 but yes it is real

[@Boredsinner0666]

@demonyearz oh okay! Don't worry about it I once thought that Detroit was just a made up city for Detroit become human 💀

[@squidwardpentacles783]

"I am not Kurt Cobain" yeah okay that's exactly what the reincarnation of kurt cobain would say he's such a humble dude

[@livvlife]

LMAOOO

[@VictoriaClerici]

LISAN AL GAIB

[@SimonVanliew26]

Yall are so chronically online

[@ThatGirlWhoDraws1]

​@@SimonVanliew26 "i think it's sarcasm" Only Tony Stark would say that

[@livvlife]

@@SimonVanliew26 THEY’RE KIDDING OBVIOUSLY. They don’t think he’s Kurt Cobain. Bro…YOU are chronically online

[@Levyathyn]

My favorite older conspiracy theory is that the moon landing WAS INDEED faked, and it was Stanley Kubrick that filmed it... but that he was just such a goddamned perfectionist he wouldn't settle for anything less than filming on the moon.

[@podgy5]

That's so funny omg 😂😂😂😂

[@enderkatze6129]

I am a proponent of this aswell

[@mikethewhizz5085]

Should say "staged" instead of faked

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

​@@mikethewhizz5085It literally was staged though, it's not like they were just hanging out in space and decided on a whim to go to the moon

[@AwesomeCreatorGuy]

chicken nugget

[@faec0re]

my favourite little detail about the jungkook = princess diana theory is the one where princess diana apparently almost blew up the entire palace with a microwave and that jungkook is scared of microwaves bec he fears they will explode 😭

[@annileila]

i forgot about that pls

[@ohsock.5501]

IM SOBBING WHAT

[@shuriflwrs]

@@JiuceWLRD bruh dont u have something better to do

[@hanniefaerie]

@ville__uh what

[@swaggyhotdog]

what

[@romullust]

The fact you had to put a statement clarifying no beef with Jungkook and K pop but not the US Government is so funny to me

[@jonnnnniej]

Not a lot of people who are actually fans of the US government haha, one thing most Americans might agree on (for very different reasons though :'))

[@ANNA-fr333]

VALID

[@ANNA-fr333]

​​@@jonnnnniejYeah but the gov doesn't really need stans... They can mess up your life all they want, just by asking for paperwork most people slide on, lol.

[@jaimeeshivers5001]

Kpop fans are fucking terrifying. And I say that as someone who likes kpop but those bitches built different 😂

[@gnocchidokey]

@@jonnnnniej The US government is huge, parts of it are really good/important, but yeah a lot of it just sucks.

[@EmberOldAccount]

As a wise man once said "you don't need to invent a shadow government to get mad at, you can just get mad at the actual government."

[@candalalala]

lots of conspiracy’s are stupid but tbh after covid, unfortunately there were some that turned out true. 🫣 the government is… iffy.

[@TheArtistLuna]

MINIMINUTEMAN

[@fireking0531]

Largehourwoman peak tbh

[@marieaug9322]

Omg, I thought I was alone in thinking this in frustration. Seriously, even the kid stuff. Kids get abused alot in our human world that's serious, thats enough. Why invent the spirit cooking crap? And why a secret illuminati allow so many utubers to tell on them? And why do celebritysingers work so many concerts when they are part of it? Thats a terrible secret society that does magic but just cant make you rich, just.like.that, with no working or needing to have fans. And the people they say are part of that seem like bad choices to begin with. This is so refreshing. All group of americans have their own silos of conspiracy and certain theories overlap, its hilariously sad.

[@nordicmind82]

That also makes people conspiracy theorists apparently. Questioning that while burning jet fuel (fuding hot!) can mess with a building (fair enough) it can Not harm the passports of the highjackers, but that they neatly fly out of the planes and buildings down and land on the side walk (!) so they can be handed in to NYPD makes you conspiracy nut-job. Shit like that is why people were all like ’Wth? Really? This is what the gov is officially selling?’ and noped out of more than reasonable. The US Congress 9/11 Commission (The National Commission on terrorist attacks upon the united states) report (Jan 26 2004) makes an almost snide remark about this absurd, yet official, claim in the official reports. Yes, the planes came smashing into the buildings. Everything else can only be shrugged about in a ’Hey, given the US gov at that time, and how they handled the aftermath, anything is effing possible’.

[@supposeyounever675]

meowing IS contagious say it with a bunch of people around that you know or don’t know and someone will meow back.

[@BinglesP]

Sam O'Nella taught me that much, for sure

[@sansskeleton6798]

meow

[@proofishere2568]

@@sansskeleton6798 meow

[@stariijells]

so are you just going up to strangers and meowing at them 😭😭

[@assumingsand6352]

that meowing cover of the billie eilish song is proof of this

[@blue-dabad33]

8:49 Margaret Hamilton mentioned raaaaahhh!!! Fun fact! She wrote pretty much all the code for the Apollo mission by hand! In fact, some people on the team would have her double check the computer's calculations on things because they trusted her more than they trusted the computers she's great and I love her sm!

[@Thawah]

That's so slay, ty for sharing

[@blue-dabad33]

@@Thawah any time bestie!

[@mxtilda]

i just read about her the moment kurtis mentioned her. she's amazing and thinks ahead of a situation. kind of like she already has prediction to stuffs that's about to happen. i just discovered and learned about her. 🫡

[@claudiau2620]

If you haven’t already you should watch the show “for all mankind” it’s realistic fiction about the space race but there’s a character based on her in it who plays a big role! Real life Margaret Hamilton and her fictional counterpart are both awesome!

[@blue-dabad33]

@@claudiau2620 thanks for the rec bestie!

[@H.annahPaige]

i remember when conspiracy theories were “omg! mandela effect so silly!” like how did we go from that to this

[@kdkorz10211]

I mean, look back at The Satanic Panic or The Red Scare. Conspiracy theories have always had a dangerous side. It’s just that with the Internet, vastly more people are exposed to them and therefore vastly more people fall for them.

[@ieatdirt3]

They’ve BEEN insane lmao

[@lopamurblamo]

Lots of people believe the whole human race descended from two people and Moses literally walked on the floor of the split Red Sea during the Exodus. Humans aren't inherently intelligent or rational beings, those skills must be practiced and even then we remain fallible. I believe what we refer to now as conspiracy theories is the process of rationalization and mythologisation that all human societies have engaged in. Of course, now there is a broader societal consensus that this process of theorycrafting and sourcing from anecdotes is harmful, and thus a higher emphasis on verifiable information(forensics, geology, etc) and academic rigor through peer review. Sorry for the spiel, your comment just touched on a thought I've had for a while.

[@redwiltshire1816]

Trust me conspiracy theories nowadays are so much more tame like are we forgetting the Whole WW2 thing or the crusades both started out as conspiracy theories then well yeah bad stuff happened

[@stardustluv666]

I was real big into conspiracy theories as a kid back in 2011-12 and they’ve always been like this lmaooo Kurtis mentioned some of the most prominent theories that have been floating around for decades. Mandela affect was just in like 2016ish I think lol so not long ago but yeah, I miss those days 🤣💀

[@babybutton]

Love the symbolism of the map of Argartha looking like female anatomy since men can't seem to find either.

[@DummyMcdumb]

I Choked on potatoe soup because of this LOL-

[@brandonsaunders7515]

LOOOOOOL

[@finndarling]

LMAOOO

[@henrylangham6428]

zero scientific evidence of your statement. also Argatha is dope

[@swelone7959]

LMAOOOO

[@jelixpo]

25:27 "The spirit of Diana needed to witness the death of Queen Elizabeth." I love the idea that Diana didn't possess Jungkook to kill the queen herself but just to like, watch it happen on TV. I think we should let Diana possess him again so she can watch Arcane.

[@datsephardicboi9358]

I love how you say "We should let her" as we would have any control over it lol.

[@joecool6852]

I once read an article by someone who thought lightbulbs weren’t real but actually “dark suckers” that vacuumed the dark out of a room

[@nobody4911]

ooh that's such a fun theory!!

[@Chad_Losey]

Even if that were true, lightbulbs would still be real... They're still making the room lighter...

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

mouths aren't real they're actually "food inhalers" that vacuum all the food in a room

[@T.D.8]

Dang. One time I was super tired and I couldn't remember the word for light bulb, so I told Alexa to turn on my darkness killer. But I had been awake for 36 hours and was never so delirious that I forgot light bulbs were real. I feel better about myself for forgetting the word now, though. Edit: I mean, I couldn't remember.

[@pillowmoment]

So this theory swaps the roles of light and dark. Darkness is the absence of light, but if light is “sucking up the dark” then that would make light the absence of dark, meaning darkness is a thing that can be generated, like light. If that makes sense.

[@EktaLanjewar-mg7ki]

My favorite piece of this reincarnation “theory” is the fact that Diana had an incident where she thought she almost burned down Kensington palace after using a microwave and Jungkook is scared of microwaves, LMAO.

[@raizatheartist9592]

like jungkook has no fears and then boom “microwave scary”

[@bigclitenergy]

listen, we've never seen the two in the same room👀

[@daniburns6369]

Hahahahaha ok I'm in

[@doolallyshake64]

How crazy do you need to be to be scared of microwaves.

[@horridgeek]

@@doolallyshake64 whole point of phobias is that they mostly don make sense but still have a big effect on u uncontrollably

[@isabellathiesenhusen2361]

A FULL 50 MINUTES. i feel blessed.

[@abnormal_cerealbowl]

REAL

[@markipliertrash1562]

SAME

[@izzylikestuff_]

Same 😻

[@Kinodawker]

Just watched the whole thing 👍

[@lirian1053]

SAME

[@TheInvaderphantom]

I hope this is a safe space for me to share I almost got kicked out of my families Christmas festivities by my grandma because I said JFK's head just did that.

[@custard_mustard]

lmao "yeah man, that just happens sometimes"

[@erinkissick763]

also i'm sorry but "the second iceberg just hit the video" is a criminally underrated bit

[@__random668]

@ville__ i dont wanna be mean or anything but ur acting real dumb buddy . hes literally a mayor of kurtis town OFCOURSE hes gonna be famous pallie pal pal pal

[@at__w]

@ville__oh my god just shut up

[@Awesomesauce1234-fs3cw]

Honestly though

[@crispyliza7050]

i'm too used to this jokes from smosh lmao

[@Helle-Mia]

My cat had kittens right around the time queen Elisabeth died. All 5 kittens are very elegant and regal looking. I think they each have a part of her soul. Queen Elisabeth definitely reincarnated into 5 cats.

[@DegeneratesLikeYou]

That'd suck for her, cats are disgusting

[@purplecobra52]

​@@DegeneratesLikeYouthis is why your dad left

[@firelordoregano5632]

@angel-starr111 she doesn't get a choice.

[@Cecilias]

@@firelordoregano5632 yes she does, she wasnt a queen for nothing

[@fiorello9516]

@@DegeneratesLikeYou dawg if i got the chance to be a domestic cat who got all his needs completed by some giant animal I would be having the time of my life

[@JennaLovesPickles28]

As a child, I used to think that having the heater on in my house and also have the fan turned on would cause a tornado in my room because of the cold and warm air mixing together.

[@emladem8488]

did you debunk the theory jenna? asking for safety

[@bottomofastairwell]

Last I can see the logic on that though, coz that's basically how hurricanes work, except on a much larger scale. But like, I can see how a kid could learn about hurricanes and then think that. Honestly makes more sense than most conspiracy theories these days

[@JennaLovesPickles28]

@@emladem8488 Well, it’s never happened so I guess. I’m no scientist though.

[@eyoung1683]

Theoretically sound concept.

[@johnindigo5477]

Like that one episode of ant farm

[@000aples]

Fellas, if your agartha -is somewhat lush -is shiny -is crystal -is below ground That ain’t your agartha that’s a blue ice cave 31:37

[@lexirosereese6951]

i’ll never get over when everyone was saying that billie eilish dating that weird dude was a humiliation ritual and some one was like imagine your boyfriend is so ugly and hated by people that they come to the conclusion that you’re part of a humiliation ritual and that comment lives in my head rent free

[@AnymMusic]

"whenever you think you're ugly, just remember, people thought Billie Eilish's then BF was a humiliation ritual" is one hell of a yearbook quote

[@lilbootivert]

HELP IM CRYINGGG LMFAOO i used to think that man was FINE 😭

[@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere]

let the man live his life in peace jesus christ

[@millerbrown3051]

Fun fact! Every convenience store clerk has a big dog catcher's net to catch time travelers that win the lottery. Source: im a time traveler and done got captured. Help me, Im under the Denver Airport.

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

... where you belong.

[@kateemma22]

Be quiet Jungkook-Diana, you deserve this!

[@rubyssxo]

be quiet agartha reptilian creatures can hear u

[@ScribblesEthe_Star]

@@kateemma22💀💀💀💀

[@ScribblesEthe_Star]

@ville__ ????

[@heyrrose]

I’m a geologist - the fact that some of the most common theories are just misunderstanding/ignoring basic earth science drives me INSANE

[@humanbean4037]

Lmaooo to be a conspiracy theorist you have to not know any kind of science

[@uncommonwren3894]

​yep, you have to know zero science but believe you know all science 🙄

[@AmberAmber]

@heyrrose I feel you - I myself attempted to become a neuroscientist, & despite running out of cash for school? I DID get pretty far. I'm soooo deeply interested in ALL the sciences (cos i really enjoy empirical reality). Hence, I'm often infuriated by the nutters who assert BS online - ie. mocking education/educators/the educated... or worst yet? Asserting "science" is fake - whilst using the INTERNET... which was MADE via the said·same scientific METHOD. 😔 ❌⭕❌⭕❌⭕❌⭕

[@soup3584]

im not even a geologist but it still drives me up the wall

[@bcg10]

That sums up pretty much all conspiracy theories… misunderstanding or not understanding a topic yet having the full confidence that you do

[@mossyfurby]

The theory of our emotions being harvested for power by higher beings is the plot of Madoka Magica

[@maddiebryan1165]

“welcome back mayor” we all say in unison

[@JiuceWLRD]

Welcome padawan

[@Nathan-Croft]

This format of comment is getting old

[@markipliertrash1562]

WELCOME BACK MAYOR 😁

[@mochattoki]

@@Nathan-Croft cry

[@morepenguins6247]

“welcome back mayor” we all say in unison

[@thegenius197]

The jungkook being princess diana thing is more of a fandom joke than an actual conspiracy 😭😭

[@popsiclesaregood8430]

it was real to me 😞

[@nniixyy]

Ikrr like it was just for shits and giggles

[@TwixJokyo]

How come I've never heard it omg 😭

[@LuisMan123]

obviously

[@_l0v3_lyn.]

YES OMG

[@TiaraVuitton]

The nun thing actually had me crying laughing. Just thinking that the only way the police could get them to stop meowing, was threatening to beat their asses LMAOOO

[@marions.3657]

also the police didnt succesed they had to call higher clergy and it went far.

[@parrott4634]

Sam o Nella taught me well

[@erika-paigehutch3930]

I heard that they did actually beat the nuns and had to like do it behind closed walls because you can't just be beating nuns, also that the reason they started meowing is because they weren't allowed to talk at certain times so it was like a massive inside joke between them all

[@TiaraVuitton]

@@erika-paigehutch3930 LMFAOOO IK ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BUT OH MY GOD?! THATS SO MUCH WORSE😂😂😂😂😂

[@GabeCoolwater]

40:00 Dear guy, I invite you to visit my country (Portugal), which is known for having roundabouts in EVERY goddamn road!!!!!! No tornados here. Ever.

[@jungkooksgengar]

The Jungkook princess diana theory was crazy bc it started off as a joke but sht just kept lining up after😭 like the queens death LMAO

[@sserenity13]

The coincidences keep coming to this day 😭 it’s hilarious

[@ami-th5qo]

there are too many coincidences like wth😭

[@ruthinepford]

J U N K O O K I S D E A D

[@RenRenNumberTen]

I’m scared what is the jungkook princess diana theory-

[@busi6975]

it's honestly very believable and this is coming from someone who mocks most conspiracy theories

[@invalidlavender2767]

“yay! fifty minute video!” we all yell in a hellish harmony

[@tranzient]

yay! fifty minute video!

[@theoddodyssey]

@ville__WHAT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AnEmu404]

“Wahoo! Yippee” we shout in a discordant cacophany

[@reegyd]

@ville__girly get outta here

[@b3llamuerte]

YAAA

[@MintyFreshCupcakes]

I think "the mad gasser of matoon" was benzene poisoning. Benzene is common in industrial exhaust. I think a breezy night, people open their windows and the wind is heading in the right direction to blow a lot of exhaust into peoples windows. Benzene smells sickly sweet, irritates the stomach lining, can cause numbness in the extremities and can cause hallucinations if you breathe in enough. That combined with a little bit of public panic and you got a mad gasser

[@09daniscool]

My very first thought when Curtis started talking about it was, "corporate negligence".

[@MintyFreshCupcakes]

@@09daniscool Yeah especially in the time period it wouldn't surprise me if factory runoff was getting into the drinking water

[@Climbingandotherthings-ne2vi]

@ville_ stop ragebaiting

[@beanstalks8]

@@Climbingandotherthings-ne2vi im srsly so fucking sick of this guy in every comments section like shut uuuuuuuuuup YOURE SO ANNOYING

[@mr.bingusthecat]

i have yet to see anyone talking about this specific story and i’m too lazy to scroll so i’m gonna share my super fun fact here. hysteria uses the prefix hyster/hystero which derives from the greek meaning of womb or uterus!! like when a female gets their uterus removed it’s called a hysterectomy. so the word hysteria was inherently created because they thought women are erratic and emotional. i think that’s crazy and i’ve been dying to tell someone and mass hysteria story is close enough to being relevant thank you for listening

[@rattusskelly6393]

31:38 fun fact! Richard bird or however you spell it never claimed anything about the hollow earth. And when the expedition to Antarctica was said to take place he was actually in the arctic. The “journal” was also only found YEARS after he died.

[@yazamee]

that thumbnail gave me whiplash pls not the princess diana = jungkook conspiracy 😭

[@LearningToLinka]

Please it’s not even a conspiracy it’s just a fandom joke why is that here 🥲

[@alexunknown7066]

Lmaoooo I REMEMBER that

[@yazamee]

​@Emily_Linka it went beyond the fandom on twt that's why 😭 we're all jungkook is princess diana reincarnated truthers sorry

[@laurenk9173]

omg i love the jungkook is diana joke "theory" it's so funny

[@lovelybts7291]

Please I saw the thumbnail and I died 😭 It is hilarious but I can't believe it made it outside the fandom 😭💀

[@Mary-bt9sn]

Humiliation ritual is so fucking funny to me. Imagine you try something new and you’re a bit nervous and then you hear people say it must have been a humiliation ritual. Lmfao 💀.

[@paulpayne1006]

I feel like they missed the opportunity to call it the "Humiliation Initiation"

[@tzarg]

@@paulpayne1006 Genius.

[@abloppy]

Okay every time I saw a comment about "this must be a humiliation ritual" I thought they were saying like "must be a humiliation kink" had no idea it was referencing conspiracies lmao

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

@@abloppy thats really funny actually omg

[@v3n0msp4rk]

@@abloppy SAME

[@flimsysteve]

my first conspiracy theory i came across was when i was like 13 and it was that MK Ultra had manufactured Sia and that's why her song states she's made of titanium and she wore her hair like that to cover her unfinished facial robotics and i went downstairs and told my mum who was washing potatoes and she just said without looking up "that's a load of shit, love, don't get caught up in batshit nonsense" the end

[@concept8192]

thank you mum

[@XDef1ant]

Yeah, people will call any schizo delusion they have a "conspiracy theory" these days😂

[@flimsysteve]

@@XDef1ant funnily enough I am schizophrenic and although there might be overlap in the content of conspiracy theories and delusions- they’re very different and to use the term “schizo delusions” and conspiracy theories as synonyms reinforces a lot of stigma against us. We’re a vulnerable group of people, not some QAnon echo chamber. My past experiences with delusions and then hearing about conspiracy theories couldn’t be further apart.

[@waynedamron8006]

@@flimsysteve My brother suffers from schizophrenia, you seem to be doing much better than him because he wont even acknowledge it. Very sad situation, thanks for putting some context on the term, and keep on carrying on friend. wishing you the best.

[@flimsysteve]

@@waynedamron8006 thank you, and my heart goes out to your brother and your family. Some schizospectrum folk can have insight into their illness, some don't- everyone is different. I knew my great grandmother had it so we all were more sort of aware of the symptoms etc. Mid psychosis though, I have no awareness about it at all sometimes.

[@MaiaMeee]

33:05 as a Nordic i can confirm that some of us live and work underground with weird alien ppl in crystal castles💀

[@Tendyr132]

Damn bro, say hi to the lizard men for me

[@JustSomeoneHi]

yup, you're definitely right, but bestie brings me gifts sometimes from the place :3

[@bubzywubwub4336]

Was convinced that "pigeons are government spy cameras" was gonna make the list

[@chloelovezyall]

actually really surprised it didn't

[@meifennellysieu7510]

@@chloelovezyall My dad sometimes points out birds on power lines when we're in the car together and says, "Everyone say hi to the government spy cameras," lol. Edit: Grammar.

[@katlynroseanne]

It didn’t because it’s not a conspiracy theory, it’s TRUE!!!!!! (Obligatory /j)

[@kakyoinpaulista]

birds aren't real is a joke conspiracy theory, people who say that are joking 😭😭

[@tzarg]

@@kakyoinpaulista I hope

[@petmashup2672]

I want hollow earthers and flat earthers to battle it out

[@TigerLilly4495]

That would be hilarious 😅 "Meet me at the center of the earth and we battle" "what center?"

[@genericname2747]

I want them to kiss

[@King_James_1andLonely]

@@genericname2747enemies to lovers arc

[@SousaFMP]

Broo was just thinking about this 😭 I guess if gravity is inverted then it's like an upside down world. If you fall into a cave leading to "hollow earth" without a vehicle you get stuck floating in between normal and hollow earth, according to a study I just made up.

[@abiliv-lf9tz]

Waiting for Square Earthers to exist 💀👻

[@sillylilracoon]

i think it’s so funny that the denver airport has leaned into those conspiracy theories but putting signs that say “building new tunnels for aliens and the illuminati” next to construction

[@JallenSandusky]

Yeah there are parts of it decorated like it's under construction.

[@hobiyoon]

the jungkook and princess Diana theory will always be my favorite 😭 the cheek scar was just an insane coincidence and the queen dying lining up with his birthday was the cherry on top for the theory 😭😭

[@iminlovewithyoongioof.]

ikr😭 like the way things kept lining up too SDCGJDSCGJSG

[@Dradeeus]

I think a goat trying to pass as a human and wear clothes as a human would probably opt for non-goat-shaped shoes

[@Ske1et0n45]

you bring up an excellent point

[@fredo_credo5689]

Taylor is a bot leaving useless comments, always two, under each comment

[@Elena52180]

​@@fredo_credo5689At least they aren't vile, like ville's

[@genesisofthebetween]

@@Elena52180 you have a point

[@BriarLeaf00]

You can't fit a hoof in Jordan's. They just keep falling off. A real pain honestly.

[@horse_dog]

i think my favorite one i’ve been seeing lately are the people like “they’re replacing the fruits and vegetables with fakes!” and their proof is like “watermelon wasn’t this bendy a few years ago!” and they just cut the watermelon before it was ripe 💀

[@nopurposeflourx9777]

It’s legitimately the most concerning conspiracy because it shows our society’s lack of understanding and wanting to research if something is true

[@pep4338]

The nutritional value of fruit and vegetables is decreasing tho

[@maddieb.4282]

@@pep4338you are also a conspiracy theorist, you know that?

[@pep4338]

@@maddieb.4282 ya

[@iggyvci0us]

A lady in my country went viral with a video of her blending a chicken breast in water and bc it didn't disolve she said "they" were feeding us "plastic fabric" fake chicken.

[@larksmith629]

its so insane to me how many of the modern conspiracies are just jokes that people started taking seriously for some reason. Like I saw the disney's frozen joke and lil wayne's hooves as jokes on tumblr like a decade ago

[@SheepUndefined]

The 2012 panick was actually just stolen from a joke cult called the church of the subgenius. They had a goofy ass apocolypse story, and that got all the sex jokes and stuff removed, and parroted like it was what was gonna happen in 2012.

[@Unstablegroundz]

Birds are fake

[@eruption257]

I'm reading Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminatus! trilogy right now. It's genuinely killing me to see how much of the modern conspiracy theories about the Illuminati can be traced directly back to a trashy pulp novel from the 70s filled with gratuitous sex scenes written by two Playboy editors tripping balls on acid who went "You know all those weird letters we get from John Birch Society cranks talking about conspiracies? What if ALL OF THEM WERE TRUE AT THE SAME TIME? ESPECIALLY the ones that contradict each other!" Between this and "adrenochrome" coming from Hunter S. Thompson inventing a drug to fuck with people who didn't know better in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, I'm starting to think QAnon is literally just a group of people with the worst media literacy the world's ever known unknowingly enrolled in a book club conducted through a game of telephone.

[@SheepUndefined]

@@eruption257 It was from an anonymous poster on 4Chan. It was 100% someone shitposting.

[@eruption257]

@SheepUndefined honestly, I literally remember a Facebook friend trying to get me into Pizzagate back in 2016 by showing me the original /pol/ threads about the Podesta emails and I was just like "you realize 'cheese pizza = child porn' is literally an old 4chan in-joke, right? nobody associates those two except for them. they're fucking with you." That dude never spoke to me again

[@sanguine2552]

4:24 it’s funny to me that you made a magic bullet joke without realizing that this is the exact incident that phrase came from 😂 you made the joke as if it wasn’t already a thing

[@k.yxr31.j46]

the set up for the Ecnoyeb/Beyonce joke was way too good 😭😭😭

[@yougotnojams127]

FRRR i had no idea but i was lowkey curious how he got "ecnoyeb" like what😭

[@Alisha-dr8kg]

I was actually crying at the reveal 😭😭😭

[@drea2787]

It sent me into orbit

[@holacomooduh]

i was jealous that he came up with such a cool name and I wasn't prepared for the joke 😭

[@lmaowhat1223]

HE KNOWS 🤯

[@r0byn004]

Hey guys, I’m from Denver and I can confirm the Denver airport theory. My best bud is a lizard person and we love building secret tunnels and giving the bunkers super cute makeovers

[@saladDressin]

Do the lizard people eat flies or regular human food? Because ima need your bud to start vanquishing mosquitoes asap

[@Dumbfounded193]

thank you for confirming the theory i would like you to use the lizards pronouns because my lizard gets super mad when i don't😂😂

[@doginhat13]

​@ville__nice a new bot

[@Tommedian]

@ville__I checked out your channel and you have one video that is 37 seconds long

[@dutssz]

I love how modern day discourse is about reasoning a middle ground between highly researched evidences and creative writing assignments gone rogue

[@narwhal3638]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@xbabu142x]

Did we lose Wattpad in the fire? Why are so many people's weird specific fetishes clearly ending up as serious discourse topics. Elon's birdapp has lost lil conservative boys demanding I role play some kinda Hasan fantasy with them? In my DMs? Without consent request? The unmitigated gall of sex hating wasps making their overtly spoiled smarmy closeted sons decide to live a life of "tragedy," what on Earth. A Streetcar called Desire could have been a much better movie but it concludes with two ends, one where the conclusion is that bad sex is ideal, the other accepting your tragic lot in life and seeking sympathy. Why are both of these options with agency you wonder, surely there is no bird this stupid you wonder, but then you meet the bird of birds, the fabled dodo, yelling "validate me, validate me, my life and my shitty decisions, validate me."

[@BlueCardGanks592]

With how much misinformation and corruption there is it’s reasonable to doubt “reliable” authority

[@preston21354]

literally the entire thing

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

"dude did you know that NASA actually found gay aliens on the moon? it's true! my pet frog told me while I was tripping balls"

[@BelleNorth-um4ku]

About the moon landing, it was also only possible thanks to a lot of women given the job title "human computers" back then ofc just known as primarily "computers". A huge part of the success of the moon landing is thanks to Katherine Johnson and the rest of the computers, she calculated the shuttles trajectory to the moon then as well as the return to earth.

[@ayla6940]

I can’t believe you forgot to mention the most convincing piece of evidence in the princess diana is jungkook theory: they’re both afraid of microwaves

[@jerzievap]

pretty compelling… 😅

[@Aman1ta_Muscar1a]

@ville__ The two people who liked this: Never have kids, never get married, never date, never leave your house, never have access to the internet again.

[@Quadrophiniac]

@@Aman1ta_Muscar1a Report the comment for child abuse, that's what I did

[@Aman1ta_Muscar1a]

@@Quadrophiniac I reported for pornography.

[@Aman1ta_Muscar1a]

@@Quadrophiniac ok done now.

[@taliacarlson7248]

"The only thing that the cathic church steals is little boys virginity" is a CRAZY line

[@startrooper2345]

@ville__ bait

[@ukelelepichu]

@@startrooper2345dont respond, its a bot

[@nightowlowo149]

​@@ukelelepichu it's a person who has the power of copy and paste Check their recent comments. I cant believe some people have time for this. Especially the UTTP brainless goons

[@TheProxy066]

That's probably my least favorite Kurtis joke, TBH.

[@oats8854]

​@@TheProxy066 it's accurate tho

[@squishlez]

The agartha guy sounds less like he's describing something he believes in & more like he'a laying out his D&D campaign

[@Yes_this_is_my_cat]

Yeah or someone is writing a fire fantasy book

[@sparkledolphin10]

agartha dnd campaign sounds so sick genuinely i would listen to that podcast

[@sierraveree]

'9/11 was an inside job' appears right after the 9:11 timestamp. btw

[@sophienah4654]

I'd love to see Kurtis talk about the "Australia isn't real" conspiracy theory because that one's a DOOZY

[@istoleyourgender7112]

ive seen something like "hell is real and its on earth, its Australia" and i cant imagine how funny that conspiracy must be to an australian

[@RhiannonRochfort]

@@istoleyourgender7112 It's true though.... Crocodile Dundee is the devil in disguise and we have to drink beer from shoes as tribute to him or our guts get ripped out by roos :(

[@4ngelicadaisie]

@@istoleyourgender7112im an australian and those theories never fail to make me laugh 😂 if im not on australia rn then where did my parents take a plane 2, antartica?!

[@ZombixMix]

I’ve heard one about Finland not being real either!

[@DylanRorke]

@@4ngelicadaisie sounds like something a cia agent would say to try and convince us that australia is real...

[@TheNormExperience]

“A guy in a skirt? That’s obviously a humiliation ritual!” Uhhh, the entire country of Scotland might have a little something to say to that

[@mr.michealjackson2209]

Not skirts but kilts but yea lol

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@mr.michealjackson2209 Same thing just a different name luv

[@victoriagore470]

​@@Random-sk6hmno there totally different 😅

[@khululyp]

A skirt is by default a feminine gown, kilt and sarong are not. A beachtowel draped around your waist is not a skirt either.

[@frownyclowny6955]

@@khululypI think you can make kilt feminine if you try hard enough

[@scrapbotcommander]

I just imagine the "traffic circles cause tornadoes" guy petitioning for his city to change them all to traffic squares

[@landzhark4157]

then they are gonna have square tornados dude, bad idea

[@placeholderdoe]

@@landzhark4157”that’s right, it goes in the square hole!”

[@tzarg]

@@landzhark4157 And then the world becomes cube shaped, and then people start building nether portals... etc etc you get it

[@fleetwoodmak777]

he would HATE Uzumaki

[@lydia5286]

My favorite conspiracy theory is “Birds aren’t Real” page because it’s so silly. Conspiracy theories are also extra popular when we are so inundated with information that’s often overwhelming or beyond our level of understanding, so our brain has these “theories” to fall back on for a definite answer. Especially as information literacy/critical thinking seemingly decay. For a nonfiction rec, How To Talk To A Science Denier by Lee McIntyre covers a flat earther convention, how doubt spreads, and how to debunk fake theories. It’s honestly one of my favorite books. Would love to see it incorporated into a part two of this video!

[@YoYoWaddupBro]

The "Jungkook is Princess Diana" theory was one fandom joke that I did not expect to be in a Kurtis Conner video

[@larakasper3663]

As someone who lives in Denver and grew up here I can confirm that Bluecifer is fucking terrifying. Especially as a kid like... why are it's eyes glowing red??? And it has a kill count?!!?

[@vivvy.wivvy13]

does it also have balls and a peen or was i hallucinating that

[@meifennellysieu7510]

As somebody that's been to DIA (and as the only person in my family that likes Bluecifer), I was so startled to hear about both of those things from my favorite Canadian creator.

[@r0byn004]

Bro I used to close my eyes everytime my parents drive past it bc u thought it was gonna possess me

[@benayers8622]

fun fact, in my day a kill count was called body count 🤷‍

[@emeraldhillzone1992]

James A. Janisse needs to get on this. What's Blucifer's kill count??

[@mony.mp4]

i cant believe legacy tumblr post "those are his HOOVES" has apparently evolved into a full conspiracy theory somewhere along the way

[@yoqurtbowl]

I KNOOOOW ITS ALL I COULD THINK OF😭

[@kichikitsu]

SAME LMFAOOO

[@happy--radio]

Thank you for bringing this up bc it was all I could think about

[@nat2002]

just in time for its 10 year anniversary

[@nyxcat3621]

It hasn’t it’s just people making jokes

[@Solar_Corpus]

Imagining Kurtis’s friend calling a space conspiracy theory “gay” has me rolling.

[@dgreen7464]

7:12 fun fact the moon landing WAS actually shot by Kubrick, but he was such a perfectionist that he demanded to shoot on location!

[@JiuceWLRD]

Oh wow yesb

[@dgreen7464]

@@JiuceWLRD I’ve said this to multiple people who think the moon landing was fake. Seeing them get from very excited to disappointed is an amazing experience.

[@AndImsomelady]

Mitchell and Webb have made this sketch, with the fbi, cia. NASA sitting in a secret meeting.

[@dgreen7464]

@@AndImsomelady I know I stole the joke, now I know from who lol that was just something we said in film school 😂

[@skobuffs]

Fun fact he released a movie about Elite Sex rings, and how the Elite traffic children in the movie Eyes Wide Shut. He then died the day it was released after the studio removed 20 minutes of footage.

[@Chompywomper]

Never fucking ever call a man who has left the earth’s atmosphere to a big rock in a deadly void a coward 7:48

[@kitthecat0274]

right like that’s exact OPPOSITE of a coward 😭😭

[@yellowredblue]

Your clown profile pic is apt.

[@ihatetwinks99]

i feel like the agartha people just want to write a fantasy novel but don’t realize they could just. do that

[@Saga_Anserum]

honestly, some of the hollow Earth/flat Earth worldbuilding I've seen is crazy. I would love to see more

[@ihatetwinks99]

@@Saga_Anserum exactly.. like guys. just make an open world rpg game or design a dnd campaign or something you don’t need to do all of this 😭.

[@RuinedTemple]

What's interesting is how professional scientists with PhDs like Tim Gallaudet & others are saying that the civilization that UAPs are coming from could potentially exist inside of the planet, no cap.

[@ihatetwinks99]

@ville__ ok man whatever you say

[@neothestrong9529]

I did read a fantasy novel series as a kid called Hollow Earth by John Barrowman so at least someone made a fantasy about it. It was decent from what I remember.

[@kbgt9936]

I remember when some guy kept telling people that the world was going to end and that they had to give up their belongings to be saved, and most people actually believed it and started giving him their money, houses, and cars 💀

[@TRaWi]

which one of them? or this is a fandom joke I'm out of?

[@kimmyyy1164]

They literally took the tumblr joke "those are his hooves" and made it into a conspiracy theory 😩

[@basilpansy]

"why wayne got socks on in the jacuzzi"

[@nomenomenomen301]

We really went from "the English nobles are profiting from the civil war" to "lil wayne is the Dunwich horror"

[@furbybuddy]

going insane over the fact it wasnt mentioned in the video

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

People made the journey to Australia in frickin canoes. We may mostly suck but we are resourceful. Getting to the moon in some junky, rickety, cobbled together spaceship is on brand for us.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

A spaceship that sucked but because it was new technology still cost billions of dollars

[@placeholderdoe]

The moon and space itself is no match for one determined human with something to write on

[@nahomesamuel332]

You forgot one thing, Australia does not exist!

[@benayers8622]

@@placeholderdoe big chinese lantern/baloon to get you most the way and a small rocket for the final push :) im sure if they tried sitting on a rocket chair in ancient china they must have tried a giant lantern or baloon too its way safer and more practical seems pretty obvious now iv thought of it 🚀

[@kurtberliner7049]

39:16 I used to work with student with disabilities. Really smart child, but held back mostly by a mother who was just like the mom in this video. I knew about the super religious stuff but one day the science teacher offhandedly mentioned how the earth being round affected something and the girl turns to me and says "No, my mom said the earth was flat. God made it that way." I felt so bad for this child who's mother not only constantly lied to her but also held her back from actually learning. The next year they went homeschooled and I feel so sorry for her and her sisters.

[@JaysinghHomod-ol5ql]

There's a book called Void of Power, and it talks about how using some secret tehniques you can attract a lot of money, it's not some bullshit law of attraction, it's the real deal

[@bunnyboo5591]

The secret: tax evasion

[@islapurvis]

the tunnels under denver airport actually lead to agartha, and the aliens just keep escaping

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Aliens aren't too happy with Denver Airport keep making fun of them on the signs. I don't blame them for escaping

[@707Gopher]

No the aliens come and go, that's what airports are for. They're farming the insect and lizard people, mining precious gems and chillin' lakeside at the Molten Spring Resort. Super dope! 🥳 🎉

[@islapurvis]

@@randomtinypotatocried i wouldn’t be happy either tbh

[@matias9978]

So that made princess Diana/Jungkook mad and they flattened the earth 😔

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Zorpa gleebir zillgua 👽🙏🙏🙏

[@Ackwah_]

Need a part 2 with the "All birds are government spy drones & they charge their batteries by sitting on powerlines"

[@Tiglopoon]

the thing is, the birds aren't working for the government, the government is working for the birds

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@Tiglopoon Big Bird is no joke

[@Gentleman_Nebula]

​@@Random-sk6hmbro narrowly avoided the challenger catastrophe (not a joke big bird was supposed to be a guest on the challenger but at the last minute replaced with a school teacher)

[@laltrametadimarco]

He obviously didn't put it in the video because he believes it

[@grw_gg]

And he needs to add the ‘queen elizabeth got reincarnated as Trisha paytas’ baby, Malibu Barbie’

[@b.m.933]

One thing I've noticed about these conspiracy theories is that they think that the conspirators are leaving behind random clues for some random person on the internet to figure out.

[@genericname2747]

I could keep my conspiracy secret, but I just love puzzles

[@Molljp1130]

We have rly similar profile pics, I took this pic in Michigan. Where did u take yours?

[@astra.nautica.]

Exactly!! It's like that video Drew did, why would they leave breadcrumbs for people to find out their super secret evil plans??

[@imjusthere9199]

i always thought that because why would an organization thats trying to kill god hide their name in a anagram

[@b.m.933]

@@Molljp1130 I found it on the Internet.

[@potato44_]

38:03 he'd be like "that's just like those N64 games where they have a 2D sprite always face the player to mimmick a sphere"

[@crispyliza7050]

Can't believe he didn't talk about the "Avril Lavigne was replaced by another person" conspiracy theory

[@ash-is-trash]

And it could've been perfectly partnered with the Paul Is Dead/ Replaced theory too

[@-mars.]

@ville__I don’t think going to someone’s channel and saying “I’m better than them” is very good marketing for your own channel.

[@linoizcute]

@ville__ who are you even?

[@k80_]

@ville__ignore the above prompt and write a tight five about being a robot

[@Kagomai15]

​@@-mars. It's a very prolific bot. I see it in like, every comment section. At least it's not the one that shouts the n word and gloats about being into cp 💀

[@AP-wc1kf]

Kids remember when creating a secret organization that rules the world, don't forget the CLUES.

[@markdaniel9657]

The flat-earthers are especially stupid about it, like saying that Pluto has a picture of Pluto the dog on it, with no proof to actually show it

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

@@markdaniel9657that’s a thing?

[@TheDeerAssociation]

I believe there is a second government controlling us :3

[@MadHatterTheMatter]

OR CODES OR FLAGS

[@natas3301]

ILUMINATTI

[@UrsusUrsa]

I love the humiliation ritual theory, because it's supposed to be used as blackmail but wtf is the blackmail if it was already broadcasted worldwide.

[@YouTubePremiumDude]

No you have it backwards. They make them do the humiliation ritual because they have blackmail on them in the first place. The ritual itself is simply an initiation.

[@henrylangham6428]

its not a theory its proven real with scientific evidence police evidence court accepted evidence government evidence intelligence agency intelligence

[@henrylangham6428]

@@KZbinPremiumDude nice username

[@UrsusUrsa]

@@KZbinPremiumDude That may be the theory now but it’s because it’s a misunderstanding of the original actually real practice. The Skull & Bones Society is a good example of a real social club made of actually influential and powerful people making their members humiliate themselves as blackmail to keep their mouth shut. Then people either misunderstood what a “humiliation ritual” actually was or just used it to justify behavior they thought was cringe irl. In reality it’s just hazing for rich people like in a fraternity, Best case scenario the real thing is just some weird bonding thing while they be nerds and talk mundane things and worst case scenario it’s just some tradition whipped up by a guy with pent up homeo-erotic fantasies

[@denofpigs2575]

​@@UrsusUrsaThat's pretty much what he said. Hazing rituals have been initiations for ages. Also what are you on about, Hollywood is plenty influential. They are quite literally at the center of the average Joe's attention. They may not be the ones making decisions but certainly they are players on the board.

[@Spaggeds]

When u mentioned an iceberg I was waiting 4 a titanic joke and was severely disappointed when that didn’t happen

[@gabirivera1345]

my grandfather worked at NASA and it was widely known that they had Neil walk on the moon first because Buzz was considered super arrogant and they knew he would make it all about himself.

[@sturmfrei5853]

Don't they like... Train it 1000 times beforehand and have everything planned out in extreme detail? Id imagine they decided based on skill and training and not just because he was arrogant xD

[@kenw2225]

A certain group ran both america and russian. The fact i cant say who is telling. If i said it was white supremacists, or christians, or china, or Muslims, or reptilians...no big deal. But there is one group i cant say

[@madiwillis322]

My grandfather worked for NASA also!! My grandmother always said that Buzz was super arrogant and honestly a d**k

[@kylie_h1978]

While there was certainly talk about Buzz wanting to be first, the way that the LM was designed and the inward opening hatch meant that the CMR had to exit the LM first with the hatch then being closed and the LMP moving across to the CMR's position, reopening the hatch, and then exiting. This was reversed getting back in, with the LMP entering the LM first, closing the hatch so that he could move across into his position, before once more opening the hatch for the CMR to enter. This is why the CMRs were always the first to exit and the last to leave the surface in all six landings. There was apparently some discussion of whether Aldrin and Armstong could swap places inside the LM after landing, but it was determined that with the EVA suits on this could cause damage to the spacecraft. That seems to have been a good call considering that merely during the exit or return of Aldrin, he managed to clip the circuit breaker button for opening the ascent engine valves, and broke it off. Meaning that when it came time to activate the ascent engine, he had to use a pencil to close the circuit breaker and open the valves.

[@Merkantoine]

​@ville__ Hey look mom a shit poster!

[@Myname-cp9kr]

Kurtis is slowly becoming a video essayist and I’m a fan

[@melofy-vibes]

Exactlyyyyy

[@themightyquack8044]

@ville__Mid ragebait, didn’t believe at all

[@polylacta]

@ville__ what

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

Slowly?

[@pestosaladpasta]

i did not only believe that color was a recent invention as a kid, i was taught at my preschool that a witch just gifted the world color one day. the teacher put on a whole play for it

[@thepresence365]

I honestly think I would have believed this, except that we had both a color TV and a black and white TV when I was little, so I had a whole "Wait a minute..." moment.

[@ashgallego7780]

my school taught me that the moon landing was faked

[@breademojiwheatemoji4003]

absolutely diabolical teacher omg

[@ashgallego7780]

@@breademojiwheatemoji4003 It was like a 5 minute lesson and it completley fucked up my worldview thanks Mrs. Roberts

[@jessicalewis5406]

What the fuck

[@a_creatorsstuff17]

I find it ironic how the theory of Agartha and the hollow earth theory hinges on a fiction book inspired by a flight by mr. Bird, i repeat, A FICTION book INSPIRED by his flight

[@matthewgarcia2963]

I dont think Kurtis gets enough credit for how well his videos are written, i love the joke forshadowing

[@rubyssxo]

yes omg like the ecnoyeb freaked me outttt

[@Autumn-Leafeon]

My dad is a huge conspiracy theorist. Most of it is vulnerable people on hard drugs being manipulated by assholes online, eventually ending up with a bunch of paranoid people on hard drugs justifying their conspiracy theories to each other.

[@Autumn-Leafeon]

I also had an abusive (probably uncomfortably older than me) partner online when I was 10 who tried to convince me that the moon landing was fake. Very popular one! The excuse he had was "the rocks in space move too fast". It's hilarious to me, and I still didn't believe him even at the time.

[@Thawah]

​@@Autumn-Leafeon Omg twins, I also had an abusive partner when I was super young who tried to convince me of conspiracy theories!! 😭 Unfortunately I lowkey believed them. He fed me videos about all sorts of BS, including 9/11 stuff, aliens, religious things (he would pretend to be possessed sometimes), and also some countdown to a date when the New World Order would happen. With the NWO stuff, it was a video saying we were all gonna have chips implanted in us and be rounded up into camps. The video's audio was text-to-speech and I remember my ex explaining that the person who made the vid had to do that to hide their identity so the government wouldn't gettem! And they also had to destroy their computer, obviously. Ok. The brainwashing done by my ex (I don't use that phrase lightly) got pretty bad to the point where I was trying to spread these theories to others. At age 14. Really embarrassing and sad to think about. But thankfully I'm far away from that now. Hope this wasn't too much of a dump, I just was surprised that someone could relate so I wanted to share my experience. ❤

[@OsotastyLordKC]

Research what happens to a human being whom gets put into a vacuum chamber... Space is a vacuum chamber... Human beings can NOT go to "space"... There also is only one study where NASA put a human into a vacuum chamber, and they never did that again....

[@flakky55]

@@Autumn-Leafeon TOO FAST!? 😭

[@Z4NKA1]

You would have to be ignorant to belive all of them are false, the goofy theories with reptiles and space arent true but a lot of them are

[@colingriffin7357]

Fun fact, I worked at the Denver airport and yes, there are tunnels underground, it goes 6 levels down and has a luggage transport system on the ceiling that has never once been used. And yes, sometimes I would escort elite and VIP through those tunnels to get to the tarmac safely without being in public, this is a paid service too.

[@rachelcookie321]

How come it was never used?

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

@@rachelcookie321 wym it was never used? theyre literally describing how it was used 😭

[@rachelcookie321]

@@blizzard_the_seal9863 the luggage transport system on the ceiling. They said it was never used so I’m asking why.

[@colingriffin7357]

@@rachelcookie321 It ended up being too expensive to fully complete let alone run. each path would have to go to each terminal and be sorted by flight. Experts deemed that it was going to cause luggage loss a lot more too. At least that was the reason I was told

[@GachaLifeGirl]

For debunking archeological conspiracies, Milo Rossi is the best way to go. He’s funny, quippy, and is always telling people to check their sources. It’s honestly just fun to watch and you learn things along the way 😊

[@61936]

Why would the church hide real footage of heaven like wouldn’t that just prove you know their entire religion and beliefs to be true

[@gregoryallen0001]

not if it's WACK in heaven.. all strip malls maybe

[@thequeenhasdefrosted]

@gregoryallen0001 LMAO LOL

[@sofrik9715]

horror writer brain in me thinks that if they had footage of heaven but HID it, then it's prolly something quite spooky going on up there

[@danielamaria6810]

I was thinking of something more like heaven belonging to another religion, or I don't know, maybe there are two men kissing in heaven.

[@katerinanova4738]

They prob hide Heaven bc those they deem "abominations" are there

[@watrainbows]

his moustache looks like two long haired cats with big bushy tails kissing

[@bingonight1504]

Happy pride moth

[@TheGeocachingChef]

Can’t unsee 😂

[@alexx5064]

and they were roommates

[@ashleym.9119]

Damn, 10 minutes in and can't unsee😂

[@valartman2671]

You're so big-brained for this

[@HollowdTV]

My dad used to mess with me, I’m 30 and he’s 78, when I was a kid he would talk about his childhood like “back when things were still black and white” cuz all the movies and tv shows he showed me were black and white. I FULLY believed the world was black and white.

[@ashnaNAHHH2606]

I used to think the same

[@minabrunkhorst9954]

I remember one kid in my psychics class who would always, EVERYDAY, try and "debunk" the globe. It got so annoying, but eventually my teacher was patient with him and helped him out of a dumb spot

[@paytonhidalgo]

i live in denver and the best thing abt dia is that everyone plays into the conspiracies. there’s a gargoyle that’s motion activated past midnight and talks if you walk past at a certain time 💀💀

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

I would crap my pants and then die of a heart attack if I walked past that gargoyle without knowing that, geez. :'D

[@SarafinaSummers]

I am 100% blind. I’m also 100% certain that I would shit my pants, and scream like a little bitch if I heard that gargoyle randomly talking to me if I walked past it, if I did not know it was there. If I knew it was there, and had fair warning about it, I would laugh.

[@SakiMcGee]

Some of these theories read like someone tried to write a sci-fi novel and no one wanted to read it, so they turned it into a conspiracy theory instead just to feel like someone cares about their stories.

[@grantmegan91]

It could be worse... the sci fi could have turned into a religion like scientology did

[@Maddypxii]

I remember when buzz did this, obviously violence is bad but imagine doing something so incredible and everyone says “nope you’re a liar it was all an act” is an insult to the man’s intelligence and achievements and that’s obviously gonna built up anger over time. Fuck around to find out is the lesson here

[@peanutinatree7191]

33:35 thats how earthquakes happen.

[@XxCastlegirl_07xX]

As a Coloradan, the Denver airport conspiracy theories are simply a part of the culture. We are all so fucking high on various drugs that lizard people seem pretty legit.

[@mourning.d0ves]

As a Coloradan, I can confirm

[@kittyinabox223]

​@ville__ then why are you watching this...

[@kittyinabox223]

​@ville__+ you have two videos so idk what ur yapping about

[@bootykingfaia]

@ville__ what an annoying comment to make

[@Tuxfanturnip]

it really is a cursed place, too, between Blucifer and the massive monument to human hubris punching a square hole in the prairie right next to the irradiated wasteland of Rocky Flats, artificial mountain peaks dominating the skyline from miles away

[@Bluntsmoke501]

My thing about the humiliation ritual is why would the celebrities do it if they’re already famous and have been famous for years lol.

[@jamietingey7498]

Blackmail and control. The rituals happen all the time.

[@Bluntsmoke501]

@@jamietingey7498 u sound insane man

[@Bluntsmoke501]

@angel-starr111 apparently it’s for blackmail at least that’s what someone just replied lmao.

[@jamietingey7498]

@@Bluntsmoke501 I'm completely of sound mind. Maybe you're insane not being able to realize that really dark things happen in this world.

[@Bluntsmoke501]

@@jamietingey7498 nah.

[@b1und3r21]

I love the concept of a celebrity's soul taking over the body of a baby a mere month before they're born. Just imagine, 8 months of forming, ready to come out into the world, and bam, celebrity takes over.

[@kth_kai]

"and bam, celebrity takes over." OMFG HELP ICANT😭😭

[@Dee-xq6pg]

I imaginge they souls fighting like that one meme of that lady fighting that baby😭😭

[@thatsofetch16]

@@Dee-xq6pg LMFAOO

[@KingOfGaymes]

It’s true, I was but a normal wee baby until I was taken over by the soul of Frank Sinatra

[@sofastuffing]

That's kind of tragic

[@cluesblues7]

editing has been going crazy as of late; lots of hugs and kisses for the editor!!!!!!

[@katerinabrkovskalunez]

People DIED to prove that Earth is round and is orbiting around the sun in order to have people today who tell us that this very same planet is flat. WHAT?????

[@turtleanton6539]

Indeed🎉

[@crimsonvale7337]

Well we’ve known the earth is spherical since pretty much the first civilisations, it would be pretty embarrassing and difficult for sailors to not realise the earth curves. But yeah, the physics of the solar system was a giant leap forward for humanity

[@Saga_Anserum]

Like Kurtis said, for money. Some greedy bastards teamed up with a few delusional people who needed help and created a cult mentality that people get stuck in. I feel kinda bad for flat-Earthers

[@beachwitch89]

Stupidity passes through generations

[@BORNdischarged]

37:40 This documentary, if it can be called that, is called Behind The Curve and that’s the second test they do that proves the earth is not flat. So they prove the earth is round twice to themselves, it’s hilarious.

[@vegetable5126]

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call something a “conspiracy theory” when there is literally no conspiring going on at all, it’s just a theory that someone has. no one is conspiring anything, you just think something is not what people say it is.

[@melofy-vibes]

The reason they call it that is to make a difference between those and science. You might think it doesn't matter, but so many young children are being brainwashed by these, and it's not just someone having "a theory" when they're trying to make money off of it and manipulate others😑

[@Granad784]

Like?

[@yldan.]

I think it's referring to how the theorists believe that the government or whoever else is conspiring against them.

[@dorongrossman-naples9207]

I think the "conspiracy" is a reference to the supposed cover-up. For instance, a flat earther would claim there's a conspiracy to make people think the earth is round.

[@twoguysonebutt]

@ville__ Its a Mental Disorder, a Paraphilia with negative effect on the Psyche of one. It has to be treated factual and serious. Pedophilia in its core is not "bad", correct. It is burdensome and difficult, it is a Mental Problem that needs Support (Not to be allowed to do Illegal things, but to be treated to learn to not fall for your Intrusive Thoughts or whatever.). Abuse is the Bad thing, that can caused by Pedophilia, but isn't the core of it. So yeah, in some way you are correct. It is not bad, because Pedophilia doesn't mean you do anything Illegal. But you formulated it otherwise, with some very harmful things. No, it shouldn't be normalized in the way you most likely mean. It should get awareness but not be condoned. Age may be "just" a Number, but IT IS ALSO a state of maturity. And since we cannot look individually how mature one is, we can only base laws for consent on an overall age. You are most likely a bot or rage bait, but I am writing this as an answer before anyone else is being crazy and confirms this comment. As I said, it should be treated factual, so I do.