Engineering an alliance between Britain and France. Germans truly are the best engineers in the world.
@NegusNegest8 ай бұрын
Excellent joke, bravo
@nuttygeezer7088 ай бұрын
The Spanish and Russians did it before actually.
@ОлегКозлов-ю9т8 ай бұрын
Sie sind willkommen.
@fabovondestory8 ай бұрын
True, we even egineered a friendship between us and France
@christineberrios62468 ай бұрын
Ja bitaschen
@MrTroves8 ай бұрын
In fairness, it's less 'England and France are friends' and more 'England and France stopped fighting each other militarily'. Politically speaking, there has always been conflict between them even after they allied.
@SiPakRubah8 ай бұрын
So they still follow their ancestors, but through lesser casualties 😊
@TheClintonio8 ай бұрын
Yeah there's animosity today but I'm glad nobody from Britain or France is dying in the name of that animosity.
@jordan891248 ай бұрын
They went from a hostile rivalry to becoming friendly rivals.
@ajs7878 ай бұрын
In many ways, I see it like Sweden and Denmark. Historically those two have had more wars between each other than any other two countries, and they're basically brothers today. Brothers who roast each other relentlessly, but with a foundation of camaraderie.
@mitchverr93308 ай бұрын
Yup, people forget that the main reason it took so long for the UK to join the EEC was France directly opposing it.
@thomasrinschler67838 ай бұрын
"It should have ended that day... but France was allowed to endure." That made me LOL...
@helenjohnston31788 ай бұрын
Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales & France have managed to formalise our war to an annual rugby tournament now. (Yes, we let Italy join, but it's mainly about the 5 siblings in the fight.)
@craigduncan70108 ай бұрын
And Scotland have beaten England 4 times in a row. I am writing this now, as it surely won't last. Also, there is no reason to bring up the recent Scotland/Ireland results. So don't ask.
@monaghangm8 ай бұрын
@@craigduncan7010 remind me what did happen in that game 😉
@memofromessex8 ай бұрын
Italy is the amuse bouche
@TheSmart-CasualGamer7 ай бұрын
@@Mellow_Man2001The rest of us consider you the outsider nation and this is why.
@ShireTommy_1916_Somme-Mametz7 ай бұрын
Exclude France!
@awesomehpt89388 ай бұрын
Julius Caesar never conquered Britain he landed his troops here twice but was forced to go back to Gaul both times. It wasn’t until the Emperor Claudius began the conquest of Britain in 43AD did it become a Roman Province.
@jlvfr8 ай бұрын
Was going to post this. Massive mistake in this video.
@tonymeman90418 ай бұрын
Are you implying the video said that he did?
@jlvfr8 ай бұрын
@@tonymeman9041 go to 0:35, start listening from there; narrator says "in the aftermath of *_Caesar's conquest_* "
@harmonyxiong49998 ай бұрын
@@jlvfr in fairness he did say "aftermath" of Caesar's conquest.
@Explicitly-CJ8 ай бұрын
Also Commios was a big supporter of the Gauls against Caesar, so the first part of this were he claims that Britons and Gauls were raiding each other is not a complete picture.
@anachronisticon8 ай бұрын
We're like siblings. We bicker constantly. But if anyone else picks on them, we suddenly get very protective.
@truefact8448 ай бұрын
I had a friend that was from Finland, he said France and England are the same people divided by a language.
@Coys3198 ай бұрын
@@truefact844As someone from England yes and no, we have more in common with the Dutch and Germans in my opinion
@galwitprifor0018 ай бұрын
@@truefact844Oscar Wilde said something similar: America and England are a people divided by a common language.
@pigeonsareugly8 ай бұрын
@@Coys319definitely the Dutch. I’d say more similar to France than Germany though
@Mellow_Man20018 ай бұрын
@@truefact844 no. We are different. We Englishmen are Anglo-Saxon/Teutons.. our heritage is Germanic. The french are Gallo-roman, with some Germanic heritage.
@TanKail8 ай бұрын
England and France fighting for a millenia: Calm. When Russia and Prussia join the chat: Panik
@drrubberduck52838 ай бұрын
Prussia had Beef with everyone and Made a Lot of strategic marriages for claims
@ShireTommy_1916_Somme-Mametz6 ай бұрын
Britain should have helped the Kaiser
@raznaak8 ай бұрын
So, as of basically half of the "why [x]" in history and geopolitics: it's because of Napoleon. The other half is "because Britain LOVES drawing straight lines on maps".
@TheNorthie8 ай бұрын
Britain: wait you hate Germany?! France: yeah I hate Germany! Britain: did we just become best friends?! France: yep!
@krum17038 ай бұрын
Also Russia, kida
@jouhanneus8 ай бұрын
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage??
@TheZINGularity8 ай бұрын
OH YEAH WE THE BEST O FRIENDS NOW
@christopherlau39968 ай бұрын
That's actually perfect. Centuries of Britain touching France's drum set
@robertforrester5788 ай бұрын
Wee-Wee, Poo-Poo and all that sort of rot.
@OmegaReconGaming8 ай бұрын
I think a topic about the Ottoman Empire fall would be pretty cool. They aren’t really talked about in WW1 discussions. But that was the end of the empire and yet it’s a footnote.
@t.rellis8348 ай бұрын
Jazby made a really good video about it and other similar topics
@teteeheeted8 ай бұрын
Yah you don’t hear about the Turkish liberation war like, at all, in history class
@teteeheeted8 ай бұрын
Or at all
@KS-PNW5 ай бұрын
Yeah I've always found it fascinating that two longtime rival empires, Austria-Hungary and the Ottomans ended up falling after fighting on the same side of WWI
@ivan555998 ай бұрын
Plot twist: hundred years war was never technically ended. They just signed a momentary ceasefire...
@molybdaen118 ай бұрын
I think if no military actions are made for a year it counts as peace
@vortex16038 ай бұрын
Because nobody called it "Hundred Years War" in Middle Age. It was not only a war between states but also a civil war ... The title "King of France" was the price, not direct lands control like in modern war.
@Jebu9117 ай бұрын
Yeah but technically neither of the countries that took part in it even exist today.
@TheRaptorSh00T8 ай бұрын
As a french I always love to remind our dear brittons who won the Hunderd Years War just as much as they like to remember us who ultimately defeated Napoleon, but in the end I believe we both have the deepest respect for the ones that died side by side in Verdun and the Sommes. Kiss from France my so loved and hated Rosbiff
@oliversherman24148 ай бұрын
Napoleon wasn't actually that short, he was average height for the time. In fact, he was actually taller than Admiral Horatio Nelson
@mitchellholland93318 ай бұрын
Dw, I feel alot of people know it's a myth nowadays. I think he only showed him as short as a joke.
@oliversherman24148 ай бұрын
@@mitchellholland9331 I guess so
@jaredjosephsongheng3728 ай бұрын
"HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
@decker5288 ай бұрын
It's still much funnier to imagine him being short
@oliversherman24148 ай бұрын
@@decker528 true lol
@jackcarraway47078 ай бұрын
"There are no 'friends'; only interests." -Henry Kissinger
@AYVYN8 ай бұрын
All that quote teaches me is that his children despised him
@Arbidarb8 ай бұрын
I'd argue the US is friends with the UK. The US would do just about anything for the UK if needed, and for no personal gain.
@AudieHolland4 ай бұрын
Kissinger The Butcher
@cosmicintervention98692 ай бұрын
Looking like that he talked his way into Jill St. John’s bed. Nuff said.
@byronic-heroine2 ай бұрын
I mean, he was a monster, but he's not wrong.
@girl12138 ай бұрын
LoTR reference, yet it actually worked for the better 😆
@Memisa217 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ErzArt8 ай бұрын
6:50 Small correction, the person represented here is Louis Bonaparte (in his king of Holland uniform), brother of Napoléon, and not Napoléon III, the nephew spoken of here who is called Louis Napoléon Bonaparte. Two Louis, but not totally the same! Anyway, beautiful work and love from France!
@user-ml1rv1jk3w8 ай бұрын
Dunkirk, we saw how brave the french were when they defended our evacuation
@shadda8 ай бұрын
You left out a fun part, at one point at the outset of WW2 britain and france entertained the idea of joining the two nations as one ("until the end of the war") and it almost happened.
@DochiKnowi7 ай бұрын
IIRC, it almost happened again during the Suez crisis
@GiftIdeh-cg7id2 ай бұрын
They should just get together already tbh like they've been finishing for 1000 years and the countries are still not one? come on we all know they are meant for each other
@cgt37048 ай бұрын
The lotr reference was so good. Bravo, SQ. Hats off
@awesomehpt89388 ай бұрын
We haven’t stopped being enemies
@malegria96418 ай бұрын
Anglais ?
@whyiseveryusrhandletaken8 ай бұрын
💀
@Snowdoniann8 ай бұрын
So true
@Durahan828 ай бұрын
In sports
@Alex-pj8nz8 ай бұрын
Waterloo Waterloo
@poisonousbadge1268 ай бұрын
Pure art. Such an underrated channel, glad its growing!
@WDS8208 ай бұрын
The advert was close enough to the end that I thought the actual video was over.
@flipgalaxy7118 ай бұрын
Amazing Video, but a slight query. At 6:52 you depict Napoleon III in the outfit of his Father (i.e in the Guards' uniform of the Kingdom of Holland). I think this might have happened because they both shared the same name :) Anyways, can't wait for more great content
@dyutimandas97728 ай бұрын
Yeah, I saw the same thing
@fireaza8 ай бұрын
Mon Dieu!
@gamebawesome8 ай бұрын
I posted about it as well, but it disappeared
@SrNixAlot8 ай бұрын
This is the most underrated KZbin channel. Can't wait to see it explode. Keep up the awesome videos!
@benbautista55088 ай бұрын
Basically England's relation ship France throughout history can be summarized as "Keep france weak enough so they don't threaten English Interests, but Keep France Strong Enough so other countries don't threaten English Interest.
@savagepro90608 ай бұрын
Julius Caesar was a friend of the channel . . . The English Channel!🤣😂
@psycele28598 ай бұрын
Great watch, Mr! Keep it up! Love your content
@lakelandbuzz22528 ай бұрын
The relationship between England and France has all the hallmarks of a crappy "will they won't they?", right down to them dating the others enemies.
@ArstanWBАй бұрын
Denmark and Sweden still hold the record of most wars fought against each other with 30 wars.
@viralnetwork8 ай бұрын
Sounds like descendants of vikings fighting descendants of vikings
@leedunning18258 ай бұрын
Brilliantly fun and educational as always.
@dominicr11738 ай бұрын
That lord of the ring ref was amazing
@ElusiveGentleman5758 ай бұрын
Yay! I love all of SideQuests’s videos!
@TheJackiboy1238 ай бұрын
Always a good day when there a new SideQuest video !
@mickypink65038 ай бұрын
Brilliant video mate
@galatheumbreon68628 ай бұрын
so glad I found this channel and I liked the very subtle jabs at the French
@Mostirrelevant6 ай бұрын
Really great and well presented content in the video. And the animation is great and has calming effects as well, if that is the right word.
@caleblebaron11797 ай бұрын
the videos are noticeably more smooth, i like it
@DemonStink8 ай бұрын
It's amazing how you find bitter enemies turn into the best of friends.
@h.a.z.m.a.t50728 ай бұрын
I love how the video isn’t about how they became enemies, because that’s like asking why water is wet.
@jeff55348 ай бұрын
Like impetuous brothers we fought and bickered in our youth but as time passed and we both grew up, we realised that we’re family and that together we would stick through thick and thin, even if we may still bicker now and then we will always be there for each other 🇫🇷 🇬🇧
@RomLoneWolf238 ай бұрын
England and France are Shonen Protagonists who set aside their differences when the new Antagonists showed up.
@charmyzard8 ай бұрын
When someone to threaten their status-quo appeared. Nothing better to unite old rivals like it's an anime, right?
@brokenbridge63168 ай бұрын
Nicely done video
@jordan891248 ай бұрын
They went from a hostile rivalry to becoming friendly rivals.
@tobiasj.f76618 ай бұрын
0:11 sweden denmark
@jboydayz8 ай бұрын
No
@tdardz-20q32 ай бұрын
@jboydayz do you know history
@redcouchsportscasts65668 ай бұрын
Holy crap, the Mount Doom cut scene 😂😂
@Galimeer58 ай бұрын
So, funny story. My girlfriend was born in London but moved to the States with her parents when she was a teenager. We met in college, etc... Well, after we'd gone on a few dates, she asked me over to her place because she needed to confess something. She was uneasy about it and hesitated. "I'm..." "French?" _"French?? How dare you!"_ I laughed, she laughed, the lightened mood helped her calm down and tell me what she needed to say. She was actually just coming out as bisexual (which I'd already suspected), but her reaction to being accused of being french was hilarious.
@ruturajshiralkar55668 ай бұрын
Finally, Mr SideQuest is Back...
@TheSunderingSea8 ай бұрын
A few ideas: Why the sun still doesn't set on the British Empire (an overview of British overseas territories) The many pre-1914 crises that *nearly* started WW1 Accidental firing/dropping of nuclear munitions during the Cold War. The Sino-Soviet split and the fighting between the Soviet and Chinese militaries.
@michaelwu76788 ай бұрын
This Napoleon slander will not stand
@NoobHammer8 ай бұрын
like how fr*nce is censored in the thumbnail
@imredeeming8 ай бұрын
As it should be
@zelot1138 ай бұрын
Side quest!!! You guys rock😊
@inferno00203 ай бұрын
I like the term "The Second Hundred Years War" to describe the Anglo-French rivalry in the 18th and early 19th centuries.
@RoyalTeaLegion8 ай бұрын
Finally a new video with that wonderful voice!
@pierrelaroche39218 ай бұрын
As a Frenchman, I'd say France and the UK are like the ying and the yang, we may still despise us, but we have finally understood that one part cannot exist without the other. It is rather shameful that instead our cultivating what draws both our countries closer, such as common interests, Macron and the recent british governments ( bojo the clown being the worst ) prefer cultivating useless and wasteful hatred between our two people.
@davidernst79028 ай бұрын
Just a algo commant because this channel deserves 100x more views :)
@michaelhowell23268 ай бұрын
I was a bit surprised Willy 2 didn't have a withered arm since ol' Boney was so short.
@giom32488 ай бұрын
0:39 Very much apreciated, as an italian, the correct naming of Roman provinces
@TheRedBaron19178 ай бұрын
Prefer to compete with Germany France Italy and Spain through football, less people get hurt that way 😌
@anenglishmanplusamerican71078 ай бұрын
It’s like we’re two squabbling siblings, always bickering and teasing each other. But the moment a third party comes along to beef with either of us, suddenly we’re united as one. English or French, we may have our differences, but when push comes to shove, we stand together as allies. Here’s to sibling rivalry and solidarity!
@Mellow_Man20018 ай бұрын
Speak for yourself, please
@anenglishmanplusamerican71078 ай бұрын
@@Mellow_Man2001 that’s why I did fella, spoke for myself.
@ShireTommy_1916_Somme-Mametz7 ай бұрын
Nah
@eventuel49878 ай бұрын
Something that is also worth mentioning is that dismantling France would have dismantled neither the French nor the Revolutionary spirit. The French would probably have rebelled and united soon enough, causing multiple other wars, which would have been very costly. Also, the ideas of the revolution had already spread throughout Europe, so the damage was done and dismantling France wouldn't have stopped the nationalist and democratic movements of the 19th century.
@citrus12257 ай бұрын
Plz don’t stop making videos I can’t watch the same ones twenty times again 😭
@SirHazmat8 ай бұрын
New video Excellent
@lvl1_feral_druid8 ай бұрын
lil napoléon🥺 damn brits! you dared haha. It is very well made, I love the artwork sub!!
@matthewdrummond13408 ай бұрын
3:52 Awesomesauce
@Thekitty0706fan8 ай бұрын
Shocking to see such foresight on the Duke of Wellington, in a day of shortsightedness imagine laying the foundations for an alliance that would only be beneficial about a hundred years later.
@bolle98108 ай бұрын
6:52 I like how they drew Napoleon's brother rather then his nephew
@AironSmieciowy-di3qy8 ай бұрын
Great video!
@DesertCookie8 ай бұрын
Was it not that after the second world war, in the pretecessor to the European Union, France vetoed a whole bunch of English propositions to the point that during Brexit, it was thought that France might veto GB getting back into the EU of it ever tried?
@malegria96418 ай бұрын
I mean, I’m French and my best friend is English so 😅
@neres57958 ай бұрын
He's a spy.
@lvl1_feral_druid8 ай бұрын
Mets lui ton chewing-gum dans les cheveux, fais le pour Jeanne !
@ryuunosuk38 ай бұрын
You both are called Muhammed, it's hard to not be friends at this point.
@malegria96418 ай бұрын
@@ryuunosuk3we’re both girls :|
@malegria96418 ай бұрын
@@neres5795*she
@TheJimStannum8 ай бұрын
You teased it in your video about Spain becoming a democracy, but I would love to see you cover the Spanish Civil War!
@FailedPoet4448 ай бұрын
Sweden and Denmark has actually fought more wars against each other than France and England
@dukes19937248 ай бұрын
Yea but they were historically irrelevant
@ExPraetorianGuard-dl1pz8 ай бұрын
@@dukes1993724 not really, at least not if you've learnt enough history.
@RKNGL8 ай бұрын
Depends on if you count the 100 years war as one event. Or the many seperate conflicts it actually was.
@the-noob-plays8 ай бұрын
@@dukes1993724 please learn your history. Vikings, kalmar union, margaret 1st, swedish poland, getting to the americas before spain, Portugal and other colonizers.
@the-noob-plays8 ай бұрын
@@dukes1993724if you are 100% technical and follows the patriarch line. The danish monarky today sits on the, danish, swedish, norwegian and english throne. Having been on the greek, some german states and french as well
@profdc95018 ай бұрын
And to think... the folly of building a tunnel between England and France. Now those wily Normans will emerge from the underground!
@K.ligraf8 ай бұрын
Love you all. my english cousins ! Hope we can walk together in the right direction !
@alex294438 ай бұрын
We haven't stopped being rivals, the bloodshed is just on pause for a moment.
@MatthewCaunsfield8 ай бұрын
Wow, the production values really shot up at one point in this episode! 😁😂
@carlsoll8 ай бұрын
My GUY is *back* w/another ☝️🤘
@mr.mccainsmonologue14568 ай бұрын
Apologies to the neighbors. At 2:38 an involuntarily "MEERIICAA!" was heard throughout my apartment complex.
@GeexNightOutOfficial8 ай бұрын
Would love more historical rivalries throughout Europe!
@alfrig13638 ай бұрын
7:59 "ever since". Yeah. Until you guys left them with us. Their PTSD ridden, slightly abusive and recovering boyfriend Germany. I’m sure they are thankful for that. xD
@maxr75278 ай бұрын
I find it crazy that nowadays we (France) are so horny for Germany, given our common past which is way worse than what we had with England. Especially since Germany made it so clear that they were only looking to be in a motor kooperation not in a couple.
@SodaQuasar8 ай бұрын
The wobbly viking ghost made me chuckled
@joeylawn361118 ай бұрын
Napoleon Bonaparte wasn't that short. His height was about average for most men living at the time.
@Ladyjuliet-uv5qt8 ай бұрын
"he was average hight" "for the time"
@perhaps10948 ай бұрын
@@Ladyjuliet-uv5qt These two things are not contradictory
@Ladyjuliet-uv5qt8 ай бұрын
@@perhaps1094 Its a joke ?
@Sakanero8 ай бұрын
A video about John Paul Jones or the contributing factors that it took to win the American Revolution outside of the US would be pretty cool.
@midshipman86548 ай бұрын
fantastic recitation of anglo-french history!
@spectreagent008 ай бұрын
Mers el Kebir: "Am I a joke to you?"
@Jay-ql4gp8 ай бұрын
That was good, thank you!
@Pan_Z8 ай бұрын
Napoleon III also removed many tariffs on British imports, connecting both country's economies. When trade flows through borders, soldiers seldom do.
@Variontt958 ай бұрын
Yaaay Sidequest!!!!
@CapitanBreakfast8 ай бұрын
Is it just me that has difficulties washing the poor taste of past monetization attempts by the channel? I used to love this channel so much I binged their entire content the day I found it. Now, the same pleasure of watching their content comes with that bitter taste left by the dark ages of this channel.
@pawcio21338 ай бұрын
Germans? Germans
@GiftIdeh-cg7id2 ай бұрын
So true
@AYVYN8 ай бұрын
Something peculiar is that if you add all of their battles together, the victory rate is around 50/50, a coin-flip
@johnmatthewcrane44238 ай бұрын
I would love to see a video on the origins of the Romani people (AKA The gypsies).
@ArisakaLestari8 ай бұрын
Thank you for your (y'all's?) work as always 💌
@sunglassdubsteps52686 ай бұрын
If England and France never stop fighting, we wouldn't have a train service between London and Paris nor the Chunnel.
@Natusu18 ай бұрын
8:16 were the did the last nazis went after world war 2
@Leglessolas8 ай бұрын
As an Englishman I can confirm the answer is never
@sivertwiid17818 ай бұрын
Could you do a video on the Anglo Boer War, or both.
@THE_REAL_POLITIK8 ай бұрын
Actually, after Churchill ordered the attack on Mers El Kebir in July 1940 the French State (Vichy)did declare war on the U.K. French soldiers would fight both American and British troops most notably in Morroco and Tunisia.
@maxr75278 ай бұрын
It was a kinda bad call, the navy was about to defect il favor of the allies. It gave coal to the fire of the propagandists saying that England couldn't be trusted and that we had to accept submission to the nazis.
@dilloncrowe10188 ай бұрын
You did miss 1 war, infact it was the last Franco-British War (so far), the unofficial naval war between the Royal Navy and the Vichy French Navy in WW2, not to mention the Syria and Lebanon Campaign, seeing as Vichy France was the official government of France after the French Republic's surrender, and theu only fought the British after the British attacked their fleet at Toulon, I see it as the true last war between Britian and France.