When Did Women Need to be Funny?

[@TheArgon365]

“She’s gotta be as funny as I gotta be at a klan meeting” loooooool

[@fryloc0034]

Honestly, one of the absolute funniest lines I have ever heard, when describing a woman comedian.

[@Riicky.G]

@@fryloc0034 fr 😂 just going on a Patrice Binge what a legend man Rest In Peace

[@bartholomewlyons]

14:16 gold

[@younghex9577]

14:10

[@carloscjr23]

And Im sure Patrice would kill it in a klan meeting. Unlike unfunny female comedians that cant make people laugh in their own specials.

[@ericswearingen39]

I love how the conversation went from women comics to disabled comics. Natural progression.

[@omerhelmy4276]

hahahahahaha

[@darklord220]

HAHA REKT

[@83delgado]

It's called "shooting the shit".

[@duke3250]

@@83delgado lolz

[@SilentMott]

"Really sweetie? You know how funny you gotta be? As funny as I have to be at a klan meeting." He's too fucking good. RIP

[@younghex9577]

14:10

[@ndelliott138]

God did Patrice call out Amy Schumer before everyone else realized she was a hack. Who, btw, stole material from Patrice.

[@crumbb_m]

Nate Elliott You should hear "The Black Phillip Show" episode when he had Schumer on. I swear to God, he must've verbally abused this broad for two hours. It might the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[@hollywoodhawkins9730]

Nate Elliott facts!

[@PrivateAckbar]

Nate Elliott he also called out that crap Reggie Watts.

[@KangRo29]

Nate Elliot you or does anyone know what episode that was they had her on???

[@patrickdouglas23]

Nate Elliott alot of comics steal from Patrice

[@BillyNunez2]

Patrice's death and Anthony's firing made me realize this show is fucking over and I'm gonna miss it. Best radio show ever.

[@iamlegend128]

Firing?

[@themanplan987]

lol the comics are the only reason they lasted this long...they can hate on stern all they want back in the day he got ratings from strippers and o&a got ratings from patrice and jim norton

[@themanplan987]

***** they say it was a pic of her and only her...but he went past just trashing her...he said the black community is full of savage people and shit like that lol...but yeah its not like xm....ratings probably low

[@MidTierVillain]

It is truly sad Ant is gone.. I hope that miserable black bitch gets her Karma, and when she's taking a selfie; a mail truck hits her while delivering her government assist check.. Fuck her & these feminist no balls having corporate fucks!!! Anthony gets attacked and he gets fired!!?!! Wtf is that shit!! He could've pressed charges and he didn't.. Then these pseudo conscious black folks acting like he's a racist!!!?!! Anthony wasn't racist, he was honest with himself.. Well, he was racist but a respectable racist that stood his grounds & I for one respect that guy so much!!! Patrice would've had a field day with this latest debacle of horse shit! Dammit!!! Pissed me off!! What the fuck is happening to America!?! When did we get so pussified!? ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!! *rant mode [OFF] on* Call me what you want, but the greatest radio personalities are gone.. Well Burr, Yimmy & Dante are still around I hope Ant starts his own podcast from his mansion!

[@themanplan987]

Shred Foxx you didnt read into it lol just spouting nonsense srs

[@tcvttcvt4305]

Let's face it if your hot as a woman , you literally don't need to be anything else , let alone funny.

[@LiogCeartas]

Rex Colubra Scale of 1 to 30 I think I’m a pretty ok looking person. And I have to work on my personality extra hard attempting to compete. The fall back is, it’s hard to maintain female friends, I get along better with their guys than they do.

[@ricardoh87]

@Rex Colubra it doesnt matter because men will always have more character and more usefulness than women ever wil

[@rogernkosi8420]

@Rex Colubra hahahhaha you and your chick are looking for a girlfriend?

[@pl3bx]

Same for men, if you're that hot it doesn't matter what your gender is, life is on recruit difficulty. Don't get it twisted lol very handsome men are also on cruise control

[@e.a5612]

@@pl3bx correct , however average women on social media have a huge source of attention which inflates their ego. average looking men dont get shit, so thats why we mostly talk about the privileges of hot (or even aight) women. simply because there are way more inflated egos of women then man on that area

[@kingdomcome1980]

"As funny as I would need to be at a clan rally" hahahahahaha

[@charleshendrix3137]

dfss csss you just aren’t that bright. It was a perfect analogy. He is saying that being funny changes nothing. Her being funny or not doesn’t change how people will perceive her in the same way that a black man being funny doesn’t change anything in the eyes of the racist.

[@chrissavage5564]

@dfss csss damn u dumb af bout as dumb as these bitches with that mind

[@mightybasedzao3057]

@@charleshendrix3137 facts

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

@@chrissavage5564 Learn English.

[@bigtime8924]

I absolutely love listening to patrice.... I will listen to these over and over until I die

[@rocstarang5747]

Me too (from 2020)

[@JaydenMereles3]

Listening to Patrice saved my marriage!!! This man is the greatest therapist ever!!! When things sour up i listen to him for a refresher..... till the end!!! RIP

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

Death coming, stop fucking around.

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

25:39 "If you can't take a hit how can you ever be funny, like that?" Great point.

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

14:06... Really sweetie?! You know how funny you got to be?! As funny as I have to be at a Clan meeting.." Haha.

[@Paperspaperspapers]

Holy shit dude I died

[@unclejimmyray]

25:08 The explosion of laughter from Patrice & Ant the moment they hear the deaf comic's voice kills me...lmao

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

26:40 "...It's brutality, it's pressure, it's destruction, it's trial by fire, and whoever comes out (of the other end) is the winner." ~Patrice Oneal

[@talebi818]

the doppelgänger bit of Christopher Hitchens's "Why Women Aren't Funny" Together, they would have paved the way in female psychology. RIP HITCHENS AND PATRICE

[@kylegregerson5889]

Aw

[@divinejacobmathew1503]

The two people who I would wanna bring back from the dead

[@kucirulz]

@@divinejacobmathew1503 exactly!

[@michelslaura]

I have no problem with not being funny , not my job, I have to work hard enough to be taken seriously..

[@mrm8528]

Imagine a one on one. Hitchens and Patrice

[@tlz124]

Every single female comedian talks almost exclusively about sex or dating. A few don't but almost all do

[@Ardepark]

You can only talk about what you know about..

[@rajanlad]

Yeah, guys don't have swaths of dating and sex options lining in front of them, so few experiences for men to talk about it.

[@tlz124]

@@Ardepark I don't think i agree with you. I've heard rape jokes that are hilarious and i doubt (fingers crossed i'm right) that the guys telling the jokes have raped anyone

[@someguy4922]

In my experience they just talk about their vagina, how they were raised and how terrible men are

[@sakurad49]

@@someguy4922 honestly, yep

[@platosrepublic6965]

Patrice O'neal and Christopher Hitchens. Great minds think alike

[@clermeil]

Plato's republic Wow. I'm glad I looked at the internet today. Poignant.

[@RyanCFoster]

I think that exact statement almost everyday.

[@Occult_Gibbet]

Two of the greatest thinkers that EVER WALKED THE PLANET!

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

Hitchens rules. Band named Propagandhi out of Calgary wrote a ripping song TO a dead Hitchens. Patrice, Hitch, Carlin.

[@utewbd]

You should also check out Thomas Sowell.

[@Seattlefan77]

Amy schumar is NOT funny

[@ndelliott138]

Patrice called it before everyone finally realized it in 2016.

[@thyetiyetiz2687]

nor hot

[@B-Rai87]

No Female comic is funny ...

[@ndelliott138]

B-Rai87 You said it. They can be amusing, but not funny.

[@LyricalAssassins513]

No females are funny period

[@Chris-kb6vf]

Grateful for these tapes. You are missed Patrice.

[@devinmoose]

I've seen many stand-up specials, dating back to Eddie Murphy's Raw and Delirious. Patrice's "Elephant in the Room" is by far and away my favourite.

[@frankpontone2139]

@dimebag Darrell well, uh, technically not true

[@frankpontone2139]

@dimebag Darrell No, I cannot let such an error pass without being corrected Mr. Darrell

[@humbelgenetv]

Listening to this GOLD and it saddens me that nothing this hilarious and real will ever sniff mainstream success again. RIP

[@deesplayworldtv]

19:57 they're not even listening...lol 'life has been to easy'. Patrice O Neal said what I just said...she's had a life revolved around being pretty. No concept of ever having to be funny....

[@thelegend90028]

“I’m racist against hot chicks” !!!!! Hilarious!!!

[@aldude999]

28:09 I've never laughed harder in my life. Patrice was brilliant

[@johnrancifer4166]

Patrice at 28:22 is why I love Patrice O' Neal

[@playa1877]

26:44 Patrice is the ONLY guy that can make Anthony laugh like that

[@jackjack121]

I have never laughed at deafness in my life till this video and I lost it.

[@deesplayworldtv]

Funny handicap comedian? this dude that used to be on ComicView. Don't know his name but he talked about how he used to steal out of stores and when security would go to confront him, the clerks would say 'he doesn't know any better'. His response 'nope, no I don't and I'll see ya'll tomorrow'.

[@deesplayworldtv]

just found his name Charles Walden.

[@GiantSandles]

The guys just talking about how hot she is while Iliza's act is playing in the background is funnier than her actual act

[@Greg042869]

If I were drinking with her, I am sure she could convince me that she's hilarious, but her act alone doesn't do it for me. So hot, though.

[@GiantSandles]

Gregory Minkwitz She doesn't seem horrendous at it, I'm sure if I saw her live instead of a recorded bit I'd chuckle a couple of times

[@Denji2006]

I came across one of her stand-ups by accident and sure she's hot, but holy crap her material is flat. She's not funny. I do believe her looks got her where she is.

[@GiantSandles]

Denji2006 It's tough to judge on my own because if I'm just watching a comedian by myself they don't make me laugh unless they're all-time-greats like Louis or Chappelle or someone, whereas I've seen a few comedians live (usually just opening for bigger ones) who I probably wouldn't laugh at at all if I saw them on KZbin but I chuckled a few times watching them. I'd imagine Iliza's one of those comedians, like not great but probably passable if you saw her in person

[@gcrazy64]

@dfss csss facts... Those Walmart wonderers put her to shame easily lol

[@brodieyake7735]

The best part of Patrice's act was when he would stop his bit mid-sentence regardless of what he was talking about, point to someone in the audience out of frame and go, "Look at this guy" and then just proceed to grind the person's life into a fine powder and blow it in their face to nothing but laughter from everyone in the room. That's a singular talent from a singular kind of person. There was always and will only only ever be one Patrice O'Neal, and I wish I could thank him.

[@Blackphillipsupporter]

That was always my favorite thing with Patrice. It’s almost like he would use radar detection to single out someone who needed to be called out in the audience

[@TheScatman89]

this channel is great.. thanks for the interesting videos.. ! :)

[@hershbackridin]

opie was intimidated because he didn’t ever wanted to get called out

[@DavidTMSN]

*Miss you Patrice, miss you man. Gone but NOT forgotten, ever!*

[@recklessafrican2431]

This is high-level banter, not for the weak spirited.

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

21:17 Patrice O'neil on Amy Schumer

[@harryradley]

Best handicapped comic: Rich Voss 🤣

[@georgedroy]

Jeshush, I heard that and thought to myshelf, 'Should I laugh at thish ?', and then I realizhed that thish was shome funny shit.

[@vincebrogan2878]

That shit had me crying 🤣🤣

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

“Didn’t she get run over at the beach?” “The deaf comic?”

[@staytrue525]

28:22 reaction is the BEST!! LOLL love Patrice

[@Noga36]

Patrice was a god among men. The smartest and funniest man to ever live. Man I miss him.

[@Godshonestruth]

Him and Norm for me. Two most brilliant men that most of the world is too stupid to even understand the first FEW levels of their genius thats just so far ahead. Just bc they didnt get “famous” or “rich” the idiot masses cant “see” them. Not everyone wants to battle with monsters ( Neitscke reference😂)

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

23:25 "Who is the wheelchair guy? Has there ever?"... 'That's funny: a guy that can't stand up, named Mat..' Hahaha

[@benjisellsword3058]

young kurt! now look at him.. i feel so proud and inspired

[@bobbymarm]

god bless you for uploading this

[@1ColdFuture]

I've listened to Iliza Shlesinger stuff, I didn't laugh at all, not even a little chuckle.

[@TheFaithfulAtheist]

Same here. I was too busy jerking off.

[@Henryharris6436]

she not that attractive tho

[@lockandloadlikehell]

You didn't find her dinosaur noises hilarious?!?

[@lockandloadlikehell]

@@Henryharris6436 right She literally goes to the gym

[@Wheredatruth_at23]

“not even a chuckle.” 😂 that made me chuckle tho

[@sellersgarner]

I just looked up the Buckley woman - no she's not funny ....but I learned that she's deaf because of getting run over by the jeep on the beach - which had her all messed up far beyond "just deaf" she was in a hospital bed for 5 years- she's a motivational speaker had "jokes" in her speeches but apparently went too far into the actual comedy world for them to know of her - I'm not "fighting for her" or anything I was bored enough to google and didn't want my efforts wasted

[@lokidurden6473]

I sharted in bed. I was nude. Now I gotta clean my sheets...

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

I just farted

[@oskarkarrera]

a I glad Ur wffrost paying offf right now 😂 I wonder how her throat game is tho

[@shaunyb0i]

Patrice's laugh during the iliza video get's me all the time

[@vincebrogan2878]

23:04 Anthony's second reply to that question has me hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richardmuirhead3568]

Thanks Channel .. Patrice only comparable to Chappelle. Rare air, philosophical genius, comedy beast.

[@crowdseyeview]

I need to get that DVD extra

[@k4yser]

Did Tom Leykis and Patrice ever teamed up? It seems like a massive missed opportunity.

[@LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST]

the world wouldve exploded into a blinding light

[@Kawlinz]

@@LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST the singularity would happen

[@bobbymarm]

god bless you for this

[@duke3250]

Authentically Miserable could be a comedy album name

[@354allday]

Iliza came to mind once I read the title

[@005connect9]

Patrice nailed it on this one!

[@geordangundelfinger8922]

Imagine how hard Patrice would have trashed Hannah Gadsby.

[@qbrown548]

I always wonder how famous Patrice would be if he was in the world of today's over sensitive garbage

[@andremotivation6561]

@@qbrown548 maybe not mainstream, but his podcast would be the greatest thing ever to grace the net.

[@SachaKDrums]

The deaf comic at 28:00 is doing an amazing Walken impression.

[@omerhelmy4276]

Patrice is the best as always but When Anthony goes "a memote contro?" I lost my fucking shit

[@highsenberg3494]

The only thing I can say I have ever disagreed with Patrice on is him thinking Amy Schumer is attractive. Rich Vos is more attractive than Schumer.

[@jyranechjm5766]

Nah, this is back when Amy schumer was actually attractive

[@KellysHeroes777]

Yeah she's not horrible, she's attractive in a sense she's dirty and attainable.

[@mr3366]

27:10 Patrice's oh boy had me dying.

[@KingColt1985]

I almost died when they said big shoe disease

[@connergehdatbahng]

Amy Schumer ended up stealing some of Patrice's material. Go figure 😐

[@cpv1649]

Hmm I should pick that dvd up. I'm sure I can still get it

[@sup34kelz]

This is fucking gold , I wish I was in that studio

[@HenryFordOfficial]

HAHAHAHAHA OPIE SAID AMY SCHUMER IS HOT LMAO YIKES

[@gravg9743]

one big yike

[@Mrjdog304]

I'm 15 and I just got onto black Phillip if anyone has any videos I should watch please tell me

[@CultOfBlackPhillip]

All of them. Start from black phillip 1 and listen all the way through, no skipping, and do so until you finish 12. Put them on an ipod, listen when you walk to school or when you're doing homework, whenever you have downtime. It's alright if it takes weeks or month to go through it all, that's good. There is A LOT of things to be learned here and you're not gonna learn it if you're in a hurry. You're real young, most guys don't hear this until their 40s. If you do it right dude by the end of your junior year you'll have fucked half the school, I promise you.

[@erronking7783]

CultOfBlackPhillip WoooW I'm 15 too and I've been listen for a while great stuff R.I.P. patrice O'Neal

[@williamblackfyre4866]

CultOfBlackPhillip half the girls in the school*

[@CultOfBlackPhillip]

William Blackfyre ahhaha you guys don't let anything slide.

[@Ma-eh-lo_Gonz]

Spread the knowledge

[@JuraIbis]

Everything before 12:00 is offtopic or garbage, save yourself a couple minutes.

[@clarabellen]

I should not have let curiosity get the best of me and google "giant clitoris" O.O I never even really thought about that being a thing...I mean, I just never thought about it all these years?!?! Holy moley that sure is something. Eeesh.

[@MrBackoftheface]

Yep. I've seen some door knobs in my day. It's hard to feel straight going down on a woman that looks like she's giving birth to a football

[@stjjames]

😄🤷🏻‍♂️

[@dragonblazzer9698]

Fuck bro when they laughed at the deaf comic I was dying.. I'm going to hell for sure

[@lancegoff6575]

32:59 that rip on Vos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@Crazyfool12]

Kurt metzger- "Well I mean Amy, she's hot has hell." Huh. Ok

[@PrivateAckbar]

Funny is only incidentally to do with sex. Funny is fundamentally to do with poverty, language, and friendship.

[@bartholomewlyons]

14:16 classic line 😄😄😄

[@rayscard2477]

Opie's great in this

[@abel2226]

Where can we find this extended cut of Elephant in the room??

[@whzthmstr]

@25:55 & 28:10 🤣 That's why Patrice was special. Man would just give you a shot of honest perspective with 💯% proof of truth.

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

20:30 for the easily offended crowd who need to protect women from opinions at all costs, here’s a list by Patrice of very funny women in history

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

20:18 - 20:28 i didn't want to miss Ruth Buzzi

[@Charlie_Alpha_Lima]

She opens her eyes twice as wide to make up p for her loss of hearing. Jesus Cumia was savagely funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@YAH2121]

patrice talking about amy schumer in this video is hilarious lol

[@kuniosolis]

patrice point is a bit of target for me in this one... women do suffer, he points that out all the time, hence his quote "can you ladys please blame God for all your problems...". but what he missed to say is this "women CAN be funny, but they will hardly go through the trial by fire a guy goes through". to make a comparison. I grew up with a lot of music / artists kinda people in the true alternative meaning, not grunch, not depechmode... german drill and bass music, japanese clicks and cuts, english /american indietronic. etc. I noticed at an earlly age, that most women NEED to feel safe and hardly trully take a risk. because every music moment that was growing out there, there were 100 and 5 cute girls and 10 ugly ones. that happened every concert i went, and the cute ones were always the girlfriend of some dude, which mean she didnt necesarily means she was into that music, she was into his artistic side. I took me years to admit this... i gave to all the women in my life years and years to prove me wrong, I went out as boyfriend with ugly smart girls, bysexuals, artistic girls, girls that had nothing to do with music, fat girls, pretty girls, skinny club girls with big tits... and the only common issue is that they were girls, they gave me trouble for the exact same reasons with different attitud and i never realized it when i was young, i was a fool (and i still kinda am). I CARED too much for them that i became dull. but Patrice put the nail on it all.

[@rogernkosi8420]

*and the only common issue is that they were girls*

[@hussonnkingsr]

Bro wtf is this bro like this is comedy to start with remember that. Everybody ain't gone like it

[@Pnightify]

I used to think like everyone commenting here, but Chelsea Peretti (Not sure if I spelled that right) is actually pretty funny. Better than a lot of male comics I've seen.

[@chrissavage5564]

U aint seen the right male comics then lol

[@Stackd22]

This girl's ain't funny oooh

[@poolmannocal6299]

Billy Nunez is SPOT ON. Opie and Jimmy jumped the shark a long time ago. Hope Anthony rebounds, I miss Patrice!

[@skatersirian]

I like Patrice and I agree that Iliza is an unfunny comic who has way better nudes than her jokes, but this "Her life is too easy" gatekeeping BS mentality is just idiotic.

[@thisiswhatilike54]

I mean, you simply cannot be a successful comedian(ne) without some profound pain in your life

[@housewares]

There are female comics who started funny, on sketch shows (Poehler, Silverman, etc.) but decidedly weren't funny as "celebrities" during the cable TV gold rush. Natasha Leggero and Nikki Glaser had shows for being 7 or 8 on looks, not for being comedic 4's at best. Amy Schumer is a looks 5 and a comedic 4. It's mysterious

[@thegamingkitchen8429]

So accurate about Amy Schumer.

[@mhzboxing1759]

White women comedians study Carol Barnett

[@interviewwithdevin2902]

Doing stand up in a wheelchair is funny without me adding anything.

[@fotocane1938]

25:58 i nearly died

[@soccerman127]

I listened to the entire thing. I'm fucking dead!!!!

[@ChocolateThunderBear]

Sean Rouse!!!

[@lanman316]

Rouse is hilarious!

[@benjisellsword3058]

Patrice nailed it at 14:14

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

Kurt was onto something regarding Amy Schumer. She was cute in her 20's but she was NEVER hot and Kurt said that Amy probably has a chip on her shoulder because she wanted to be a "hot chick" but would never be more than a cute chick. In male terms, she is the guy who is 5' 9" and 160lbs who was a good enough football player to make the high school team but he will never be better than a second string player, but he had dreams of making the pro's.

[@Surreal469]

CultOfBlackPhillip what's the name of the track you play at the end of these videos?

[@Salty_reviews]

I hope somebody saved some of patrice's DNA.

[@MedhatNagy.]

13:25 lol summing up iliza shlesinger

[@tylerh2548]

i want a list of P.O. comedian recommendations to check out

[@MrHakubi]

Who’s the old lady at 33:30? Lol

[@Stratahoovius]

The only woman who can hold her own against male comedians is Sandi Toksvig. She'a a lesbian, so she obviously never needed to be funny to impress men, but still, she's probably just as quick as Patrice.

[@Stratahoovius]

***** It happened!

[@GjVj]

Rubbish. She can read a script, but that's about it.

[@Stratahoovius]

GjVj Believe me, she's quicker than almost all male comedians! Most of the time, she leaves them speechless! Obviously men are better comedians, in general, but still.......

[@GjVj]

Stratahoovius Meh, don't get me wrong, I think she's alright, I just don't think she's that great. The only time I've seen her do actual 'comedian' stuff, as opposed to just presenting or on panel shows, is on 'Whose Line...' and in that department I'd rate Josie Lawrence higher. Just my opinion, obviously.

[@Stratahoovius]

GjVj On The News Quiz as the host, she's probably at her funniest and quickest.

[@thelegend90028]

I didn't know she has scoliosis! Lmao

[@chriscee3981]

Literally listened to Metzger on Rogan before this

[@lam1045]

14:15😭😭

[@lam1045]

16:30

[@jeepneygang]

28:20 was so funny

[@dawoodchaudary8736]

Holy shit at about @11:00 mark Patrice is making fun of new comics with shitty long names i think he is talking about Anthony jeselnik as patrice roasted him to oblivion on Charlie sheens roast and Patrice was imitating his style of delievery .God bless

[@landajimmy]

Def him