When Every Idea Fails - Stardew Valley

[@waluigipinball2756]

this video title is going to be the title of DF's autobiography

[@legomasterkyle1017]

tokyomustard, DF needs a mod for an infinite backpack. It would solve a ton of problems.

[@Random_Nobody]

tokyomustard hah

[@popstarrowlet1636]

666 likes

[@fishywishy69]

I feel like I'm watching DF's slow descent into a rpg-type villian.

[@SandStorm253]

Wasnt he like that already?

[@goldenflower4230]

he's descended a long time ago

[@shmoowho8119]

Slow?

[@fishywishy69]

@@shmoowho8119 he's been alive for a long time. Its been a long few centuries you know

[@ChewyFlyer]

Bayoen

[@deidre_04]

"I don't suppose a young one like you has ever been married." -Linus Don't you know who you're talking to Linus?

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Krobus is too wise to fall for your tricks.

[@raspberryjam3724]

Krobus be like: "Your mind tricks will not work on me, Jedi."

[@treysevy5079]

Not anymore

[@yourboi5492]

Pulls out void ghost pendent

[@Starflower626]

"String" I died of laughter

[@benedikt9744]

Schedule marriage Saturday

[@gholamrezajalili8345]

You!!!!

[@Domiyu]

@@benedikt9744 I didn't laugh cause I understood what it meant

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@Domiyu basically, the game was saying an action, instead of doing it.

[@gasmaskmanne]

saturday

[@nameman9997]

YOU GOT THE RARE DIALOGUE! For the wrong person...

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

*Next on stardew valley: mumps kidnaps everyone and becomes the ruler of pelican town*

[@kellyholodank309]

Where do I watch it

[@voidterrors]

*String*

[@leaffen9616]

g s \ schedules\Gus:Marriage_Sat.000

[@ollie3957]

You should build a maze of trees in town and see how late you can make Shane get to work at Joja.

[@noahdavis9359]

Actually he can get shane to walk off the map entirely with trees making him never show up. It would be pretty cool to see if the npcs adapt to new paths or if they just walk away.

[@unholystryke1865]

@@noahdavis9359 that only happens if the npc cant find a way to their destination

[@connordarvall8482]

That would actually be interesting as it would show the upper limit of the NPCs' AI.

[@CutTheCrapAndKissMe]

Ollie don’t they just walk through the trees destroying them?

[@hobojones4728]

@@noahdavis9359 What are you doing here don't you have something that needs calibrating?

[@ajpatch1596]

If you literally got Gus to say "String" you've pretty much broken him 😂 A 'String' in coding is a variable that holds characters likes sentences, names, words, whatever. If the actual characters aren't passing through to the game it means you've interrupted it in the game's code. This result has pleased me.

[@vzgbfdnhgmjgj1100]

A String is a type, not a variable, and if it's saying that then its probably the mod trying to change the dialogue which is failing because of his work routine

[@ajpatch1596]

@@vzgbfdnhgmjgj1100 aight my mistake breddah 😎 thanks x

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

Nerds

[@javi348]

mumps should marry old master cannoli now

[@borderman_]

Or the Joja representative.

[@voidterrors]

Or just the valley itself

[@gholamrezajalili8345]

You!$#*!°

[@icpool5624]

Or a quarter of his tractor mixed with npc faces

[@Dennis-hq8qv]

The town will end in a ghost town faster than you can blink if DFs continue to marry everyone. Feels bad that DF has no way to divorce them right now haha

[@Starflower626]

Hi bunnyjumps!

[@Kamexe]

Did you make a mod that lets him be a home wrecker?

[@jediguardiankyle]

Wait he can’t divorce anyone? That’s his favorite thing to do

[@twgbizmarky7753]

More like millions of doves

[@scottdparrott]

Make a mod to let him devorce

[@izzy1221]

Poor Jas. All she wanted to do was become the main character of an anime. She already has the weird hair color and everything!

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Izzy an anime like Mirai Nikki, perhaps

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

Allow me to direct your attention to the Jas Yandere video series

[@lilliansimonesebastian264]

And jawline

[@bamboo-3125]

String is literally the weirdest thing to hear from Gus. Especially since its just "string"

[@_may6434]

"that was weird... lets get married" EDIT: i completely lost it at Gus saying "string"

[@kiratuper1083]

Hey, Sandy’s living up to her name! She’s getting everywhere.

[@ilybaker6208]

At 2:35 when she said "Lew...? Oh..." im pretty sure thats very rare i might be wrong though

[@shadycactus6146]

it is rare, but it's supposed to be marnie's dialogue, which is why he was confused

[@ilybaker6208]

@@shadycactus6146 oh okay thank you

[@Silentgrace11]

I wonder, though. Do people assume that it’s a part of Marnie’s dialogue because it implies her romantic interest, or is that actually confirmed?

[@shadycactus6146]

the implication, or the fact that it’s marnie’s dialogue? afaik it definitely is rare dialogue for marnie, and it kind of inherently implies the relationship

[@Silentgrace11]

Oh no, I meant have they linked it directly to Marnie (as in, people have indeed seen Marnie say it on rare occasion, or is directly connected to her character in the code)? Because last I had heard it was only seen once the code, for the most part, and everyone just assumed it was for Marnie (it’s been quite awhile since I looked into it, though).

[@ashleysauce9867]

"10/10, wouldn't want to marry again." 😂 I'm dead

[@Schwertleite26]

Yup

[@mayogoblin6859]

7:04 Gus.exe hase stopt working

[@RpGirlRizo]

Someone needs to make a mod that allows the children to come and creep into your house at night to steal all your gold, or mess up your farm, or something as pay back for all the shit you put them through. lol.

[@ItsGalex]

How about No Mind erase mod

[@RpGirlRizo]

@@ItsGalex I don't know if that's a legit mod (I haven't used any myself) but I think something that allows all those exes to be permanently pissed would be fun. Though I would love if someone made a mod that made all the children kind of like the children of the corn. Might give DF a run for his money, until he disabled it :D

[@zelamorre1126]

Somebody should bribe DF's mod makers for April Fool's so they code this into something for him. lol.

[@Hana1LuLu]

Zela Morre I don’t think they need to bribed at this point - getting him to download it, however may be difficult

[@Raymondmadden]

Do you think the NPC's might be glitching out because everything is hoed? thats why they are stuck in be and in front of kitchen sink?

[@eggy7346]

I don't think that's the case, Abigail is still free to roam.

[@DumbArse]

@@eggy7346 Abigail is special

[@CarbonKnights]

Mumps is married to everyone in town and Marnie still asks if he's single? She thirsty

[@sunnivaixchel6267]

We already knew Marnie was thirsty

[@CarbonKnights]

True, but that is another level of thirsty, there's no way she didn't know, she has been to all of the weddings

[@justinokraski3796]

"always room for one more"

[@BeastBoy-xz7ww]

0:14 i always see where it ends (Divorce)

[@dasirrlicht5415]

The problem is, Mumps got cursed by a sneaky modder. Like a Genie, mumpd wish of being able to marry everyone got granted! But at the cost of being unable to divorce ANYONE!

[@VampireJester]

@@dasirrlicht5415 Poor Mumps!

[@margotalmanzar5210]

What if all along DF just wanted Demetrius 😂

[@kuhootkuhoot8131]

I love how he got a very rare dialogue from robin and he just said "wait that's not your dialogue"

[@bradleyuppercrustthe3rd871]

Everyday i wake up and wonder what shenanigans DF will get himself into

[@raspberryjam3724]

"Don't ask too many questions. Just get in my bed." And then I died.

[@eoinpriestley7403]

I have an idea: Marry the whole town and try to use the fact they occasionally water to grow crops!

[@AurumSandy]

When every idea fails you need a break.

[@crestenor]

DF: *Can't get an idea to work* DF: Let's just make a video about my ideas failing.

[@Brandon-rq3ys]

Linus put on his best garbage bag for us

[@idontknow_1102]

You know what else failed? All of Mumps' marriages

[@ghostedandhaunted4454]

The absolute depression in that "i dont" lmaoo 2:28

[@PlancoandChill]

LOL I bet he is wearing chain mail underneath. I laughed so much at that.

[@warrensp235]

*Krobus doesn’t want to marry you right now* “Well at least the dwarf tried”

[@oboll6064]

Try running out of health after you've married everyone (you can) while at the lowest point in skull cavern (if you wish) to see if you'll either die for once or someone's going to get out of bed to save your life and continue to be neglected.

[@Kalesoup_]

It's probably gonna be Haley, since she's the first and also if you try to speak to your spouses in bed she's the one that responds

[@clarissac3720]

Your banter and insults towards the characters is so smooth and witty. I love it, XD too funny.

[@JohonTheMighty]

This title's a summary of Shane's life

[@simonorourke4465]

I think you have now officially become some sort of evil god lol I can't wait to see which whim you enforce on your unwitting creations next. On another note I am really impressed with how well this game seems to be holding up although I do think you may have broken guss's mind I cracked up when he started spouting random npc code.

[@michaelmcninch425]

Actually it just occurred to me - Jas might be better off alone. Marnie is incapable of running her store at consistent hours and unless you finish his personal quest Shane is purely a self destructive alcoholic suffering from suicidal depression. Jas could do worse than being left alone - out of their care honestly.

[@ghostedandhaunted4454]

Actually, while he does have his issues, we know that shane really cares about jas. And has even been showing her how to take care of the chickens in case anything happens to him. He never really says anything directly like this, and of course it seems to change if you marry him, but hes kinda been teaching her how to be independent if he was to actually kick his own bucket (this was the least triggering phrase im sorry)

[@tarruvi]

7:06 I felt that down to my core.

[@tanekrune5873]

I mean, it was a success in that instead of getting underage children to drink beer, you got them to hang out outside at all hours of the night alone in a town where people steal your stuff if you pass out.

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Denver cant win them all

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Sorry i meant DF

[@elliott8778]

@@KiraraLalaYT Denver can't either

[@redssign]

4:48, ah yes, the natural habitat of the pam

[@kartelious]

“We won’t ask any more questions. Get it my bed!” ~Mumps 2018

[@survivalizer]

We need a mod to marry all the married people now.

[@Bezgels]

i love how defeated he sounds when he said “i don’t “

[@sandraskender1388]

Pam needed all of penny's life earnings for all that beer

[@ThatGamerDude9000]

7:06 Welcome to Doki Doki Valley.

[@trashcan3722]

When Gus said string I died

[@dadverine]

You need to find a mod where you can destroy other peoples marriages and marry demetrius, robin, jodi, or kent. Wouldn’t that be a fun change of pace

[@charissahenderson8747]

George "I'm surprised you wanna be friends with an old timer like me" *I don't*

[@fishycat.]

String g s \ schedule\Gus:Marriage_Sat.000 Gus.exe stopped working

[@ilybaker6208]

I love the stardew community everyone is so nice haha

[@tylera9104]

I love how it ends with just *I give up*

[@DoomSnails]

Gus is a robot, confirmed.

[@SSRheum]

Hey DF I dont know if you know. but if you sell blackberrys and salmonberrys to pierres after you get the secret note you could actually make a profit. Pierre would have you buy them at 40 gold but the price for selling is 66 gold so if you sell a large amount the profit of buying and selling again can be a potential for milking

[@wheeljack2279]

That thumbnail is on point 👌

[@RedGatack]

Gus lost his mind being trapped in mumps house and only speaks in coding lines now.

[@rogerfurlong1535]

When did Mumps become a polygamist Mormon? Haha good stuff DF

[@ElInventor]

Not a single soul in the village. This may be how would look a genocide mod.

[@pootch1969]

Oof I wanted to see how much money can u get with those pigs with the butcher mod

[@dogsareawesome6663]

i tried serving mead to the entire town and it worked and the kids ate (drank?) it. so yeah.

[@AShatteredDragonsSpirit]

this isn't even mumps' final form

[@aliecat0555]

Your videos always make me laugh! Especially when I’m not having the best day!

[@VampireJester]

Lol, you broke Gus.

[@therealdeadpen]

Hey.......I hear Hay can be used as a fence instead of a fence............and apparently it doesn't decay like a fence.

[@PhaethonCrafts]

Sebastian keeps feeding my farm animals even though I have an auto feeder, I think I should divorce him based on that alone.

[@JafoTHEgreat]

I absolutely love your content even if you fail or succeed in your ideas.

[@nataliewarren5000]

“I give up” me for finals week

[@Evilmoofinz101]

Nobody: Gus: StRiNg

[@ulthorchaotic9019]

Just marry all the NPC's and then divorce them all at once, and I do mean all of them, I want to see if you'll finally get some peace and silence from the town.

[@thelegendofhuman2754]

There should be a mod where Maru or George has a cutscene where it shows that Maru accidentally invented George

[@justinokraski3796]

oh you mean wheels

[@qrixtaex7627]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS if i could, i would

[@thelegendofhuman2754]

Justin Okraski yeah wheels, the robot that takes triple A batteries

[@UltraDanteKing]

"Would marry again" You just did that

[@juju-been]

2:03 did you really just skip over pierre not only taking credit for your stuff BUT CLAIMING TO BE SELLING BEER HE RANDOMLY FOUND IN THE MOUNTAINS

[@firockfinion3326]

One by one, the marriages fall into place...

[@crox4u]

you should do a review on Cattails for Nintendo Switch! the trailer says it's like Stardew Valley but you play as a cat! it looks interesting :-)

[@TonyEjerJiang]

Pushing the channel meme to another new level.

[@SUSanne678]

Never give up mr. DF, u can do this

[@tendercrispbacon]

Deef, you get so much content from this game.

[@michaelmcninch425]

Get a mod made to make Vincent and Jas adults and then marry them too. Don't stop until almost everyone is one yer spouses!

[@Lucas-ty5ph]

The only person who can marry 20 people at once.

[@jumpergots]

I have new gaming headphones. You sound both beautiful and constantly full of allergies.

[@gunnervrog]

Took me back to grandma's food cottage LMFAO (because of the beer part)

[@PotionsmasterDyne]

String Gus/schedules/Gus:marriage_Sat.000

[@Spamster3212]

Gus' dialogue in the bar 🤣🤣🤣

[@pizzabagel3840]

The perfect video doesn't exi...

[@FinJet347]

That marriage thing is absolute tripe. But that is why its so funny

[@leonardobirardi2553]

If you can’t defeat him, merry him... -semicit

[@haydensmith144]

Always love your videos :)

[@nolwazi3076]

The carpenter girl has said Lew?....oh. to me before. No mods so I've wondered it too. But she's only said it to me Once.

[@keithsvenson2210]

so you said somewhere that you were thinking of starting a server for this game. i support this. :D

[@charlesworthless]

When DF sees two Lewis: Leaves the fake one. When I see two Lewis: Kill the real one.

[@lordprasiesho2447]

YOU CROSSED THE LINE.

[@christiano6841]

I would love to see a regular series again after all this modding and its been a while

[@giantworm4699]

"the game has made it very clear it doesn't want me to marry the dwarf" i mean, i think the game made it clear that stuff was bad far before then

[@luciaalmazan9042]

Marry Vincent, please!!! Also, maybe some new history mods? By the way, I LOVE your videos ❤

[@24magiccarrot]

When DF plays Stardew Valley I just assume it's an idea failure simulator combined with a divorce simulator.

[@WhatTheBlastt]

Pam def bought 998 of those beers.

[@qrixtaex7627]

997, robin and jodi both gave the beer to their children

[@raspberryjam3724]

Pam bought 996, Jodi and Robin bought one each and Shane bought the last one.

[@Kurachi84]

DF, now use the ghost town mod it's no longer halloween time, but you can at least kill them all XD it's a game, they'll come back, games have "game overs", but also "retries" besides, we have a wizard!! ... and a witch (no, i mean the Witch NPC, not Pam)