When everything at CVS is locked up

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MINES??!!
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[@k-dawgHI]

Does this man ever miss? Sometimes I genuinely ask myself how he gets these ideas and how the humor just perfectly aligns in his head.

[@Funyzs]

He can't miss

[@stoppos94]

I just saw the CVS post on reddit a few hours ago.

[@Edpro01-z5d]

muchacho!

[@Moderatelydisagreeable]

I never ask. I don’t want to know.

[@goodguybrian9764]

Some ppl just got that comedy Brain, they go outside and just think on the go and use that to write later

[@rocketeer6713]

"Comon Flapjack, what kind of syrup ya slingin!?" IM DEAD

[@dm3892]

Silicon based

[@goodguy...badrep.]

My fav line

[@mandke23]

High as shit in a security booth crying 😂😂

[@omarjimenez6704]

I literally spit on my phone when he said that

[@jamespurdie1519]

As an ex-CVS employee... this is just typical Wednesday morning.

[@Funyzs]

So you've seen....the miiiines?

[@ravennalovecraft421]

So you've seen....the miiiines?

[@red_words]

Thanks to the black community

[@s0ne01]

​@@red_words...🗿... your welcome

[@knighthunter5333]

If this is Wednesday, then I don’t want to know what happens on Mondays

[@00Clank]

I can never guess just HOW MANY twists a Rousso video will slip in before it's over. There's always the risk of it being played entirely straight, but also it could go completely inside out five times in 30 seconds.

[@frenchynoob]

Hard agree on comment... but god damn how DARE yoy hoist the jolly roger of fiends and cowards?

[@lKILLA]

You need lube for this comment? Going inside out that fast without some jelly. Might end up with a friction burn.

[@_Stormfather]

@@lKILLA damn, beat me to it by 20 minutes

[@thinkofsomethingcooler]

You said slip in…you must have rang for the cage

[@chrisg2214]

I have seen the mines

[@cerilious]

No way he didn't make this to show off his sonic key chain accessory.

[@officiallyafreelancer7984]

This man understands skit crafting down to a science. I genuinely feel pity not everyone knows this channel exists. It's like he goes out in public, picks a few personalities commonly seen in society and studies their mannerisms, finding each individual's inner comedic expression.

[@welcometooaudioland7877]

He should start a masterclass

[@jaymesigler6402]

Where are you seeing this as a common personality? I never wanna go there. 😂

[@thinkofsomethingcooler]

@@jaymesigler6402thank you for writing this! 🙀 If the characters from Andrew’s skits ever escaped into the realm of reality we’d all be up the creek without a paddle (and that’s not a euphemism for needing to ring for the cage)

[@thinkofsomethingcooler]

Interactions like these are why introverts never leave the house

[@miguelgarzon8061]

I'd love to see a real life Timmy😂

[@theponystark]

"Make a move cause I'm quick. I'm quick and I'm slick, Slick" Why is this line so fire?

[@gas33z]

Any line where you refer to someone as "Slick" is gold by definition and using it twice just takes it to another dimension.

[@Czechurself612]

You forgot the… “I don’t need nothin’ extra”😂

[@4videovideo]

Partially because of the epic music that peaks at that moment.

[@avatardecadewho]

"HAVE YOU SEEN THE MIIIIINES?" Found my new go-to phrase.

[@the.n.1]

why do people always make this unfunny joke and wtf does it even mean

[@Spocklee]

im just waiting for a good opportunity to use this lol

[@Chiwalker]

That's some high dedication and filming scheduling for him to be clean-shaved as one character and stubbly in the other character.

[@amberg4131]

Didn’t even realize. Was it a 5oclock shadow or like days apart?😅

[@danielsantos3254]

something like that would take at least a couple days even for the most quickly growing beards

[@_Stormfather]

@@danielsantos3254 unless you use your brain and film the bearded parts first, then shave and film the shaven parts.

[@A.R.T.4]

@@_Stormfathernope he repeatedly changed clothes and waited for the facial hair to grow back, that’s what I would do

[@thorr18BEM]

Not to mention how long it took to grow for the female character,...

[@joseildefonzo8451]

As a Chipotle worker, I am terrified

[@003333333333]

You can't escape. You think you're slick. You're about to get slicker.

[@SleepwaIker]

I Put a Spell on You

[@Funyzs]

damm

[@gregraj]

😂😂😂

[@shitpostersingracia2931]

@@SleepwaIkerI CAST TESTICULAR TORTIONNNNNNN

[@evilkingstanley]

I appreciate so much that Andrew goes through the effort of getting wigs instead of just putting a t-shirt on his head

[@Funyzs]

yep...

[@darrienjones8917]

He really has upped his game

[@miguelgarzon8061]

lmao, come on, al looks funny ASF in a shirt as a wig 😂😂

[@Stothehighest]

That's low man, that's part of the brand

[@Nepetita69696]

​@@miguelgarzon8061No, it's overused and stale

[@alyssa-star]

The Sonic charm on the keychain really brought it all together for me 😂

[@bryanarms788]

That Sonic key chain was a wonderful addition to a baffling interaction, what a great skit.

[@Wolferd.savage]

When that man said: " I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL VANQUISH YOU FROM EVERY CVS FOREVER... I WILL SMITE THEE" I'm dead💀

[@Funyzs]

💀

[@BentusiProgenitors]

There's not any 3 minute videos that I will entirely re watch multiple times back to back. This stuff is so hilarious.

[@Funyzs]

This guy makes pure gold every time

[@lepari9986]

Sad to hear that you didn't like this enough to replay it :(

[@chrisandreas3142]

lol

[@Tential1]

KZbinrs cleaning up during Hollywood drought

[@OM-tp7lh]

Andrew doesn't make skits. He makes ART. Another amazing video.

[@hhgff778]

I mean this in the best way possible: the customer service guy gives off the same energy as a Transformers movie character, and I love it.

[@thinkofsomethingcooler]

That is definitely some Shia LaBoeuf energy going on there - JUST DO IT!!! Don’t let your dreams be DREAMS!!!

[@lsb0119]

Lol this is doubly funny to me. I was in China for a couple months start of these year, they have a lot of unattended convenience store over there, which use facial recognition and spatial scanning so you just walk in, take the stuff and leave and the payment is done automatic. I was also in Japan where stores are also unattended, you walk in and just leave the money in a drawer/bowl. Both systems are pretty interesting to me, and then here in America you have this. The contrast is just so hysterical

[@MyShiroyuki]

In those countries, they still teach good morals to their kids and their police are allowed to do their jobs.

[@GumpierGoat2]

​@MyShiroyuki places like that exist in the US as well, albeit, pretty rarely. I bought cherries from a stand in California a few years back that was unattended. Notice how the primary stores who need the lock boxes are corporations? That's because places like Walmart move in, kill local businesses, and then price gouge the community they showed up in, and nobody feels bad stealing from places like Walmart, because the people who are affected by the theft wouldn't actually notice if I stole my entire yearly wage from their pocket. I don't condone stealing, but locally owned businesses aren't the ones getting stolen from 99% of the time.

[@Tential1]

​@@GumpierGoat2you're wrong lol. They are stealing from everywhere not just Walmart. Not sure how this misinformation gets out there. Or why you think criminals care which stores they steal from. There are so many local news stories though of people going out of business. As an investor, I'm not thinking "oh no, big stores like Walmart will get hit, and small stores will be safe because thieves only hate us." no... I'm doubling down on investments because I get actual data, and don't have to rely on news, and I know small stores are getting destroyed because of this. Even if you aren't touched, your insurance rates go up, do to crime in the area. You lose to Walmart/Amazon no matter what. You've got two choices. Clamp down on crime, and let small businesses survive or, be passionate to thieves, and help boost the stock price of Amazon, Walmart, and a few of my other more secret picks, that I'll thank the current crop of liberals for making the rich richer.

[@Tential1]

​@@GumpierGoat2that would be one days profits from your local store.... You don't know what you're talking about lol. Walmart is profitable because they sell a ton of items at a TON of different stores. They make 1% profit.... Every time you spend $100 at a Walmart, they make $1. And if you return something, they lost money.

[@Tential1]

​@@GumpierGoat2the primary stores have lockboxes because they can afford it.... A small store can't afford that friction. You're just literally advocating for a situation where the primary store has the advantage. Not that I should complain, the little guy usually somehow advocates for my big box investment. Just more of a mind f how people always get it wrong, and advocate for things that hurt them, but whatever.

[@darkalexander9158]

For Timmy and his crusade of contempt! I still wish to see where his story goes and I cannot wait to see more content from one of my favorite creators.

[@2099EK]

As an ex-Target employee, this is accurate.

[@nicho_LAD]

As a former lube-cage, I can confirm this happens at CVS more than what people are comfortable to admit

[@itayemi4ever]

"i'm slick slick, i dont need nothing extra" hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 you're killing me bro

[@mxtw7910]

“If you stealing silicone from Uncle Sam” if a fuckin brilliant line, among a skit full of killer lines. “Have you Seen the MINESSS” too 😂

[@MrMighty147]

Immediately new favorite character

[@Funyzs]

Mine too lol

[@beanwithbaconmegarocket]

"Come on flapjack, just tell me what kinda syrup you slingin" definitely using this in my everyday speech from now on

[@lucasbrown9254]

Man really has a gift for writing hilarious dialogue

[@TheBigRedStud]

Please don't ever stop, Andrew, you are so effing good at this

[@Funyzs]

He is one of the best ngl

[@jumpgrass71]

Thats what she said

[@thomase13]

Truly unbelievable - this guy is just so ingenious!

[@gregraj]

Did not see that ending coming! 😂😂😂 Andrew's the best at his craft 👍🏻👍🏻

[@danthemakerman]

@2:25 "Listen up here Hunter Biden" had me rolling man!

[@Funyzs]

hahaha same

[@Derek_Wyld]

😂😂😂

[@TTalksVA]

Granny be SLAMMIN the tailpipe

[@UltraGinormous]

The Sonic keychain was maybe the peak of comedy in this video, it's just such a perfect garnish to this character

[@MaximumMatador]

Another piece of gold right here

[@Funyzs]

yes sir

[@eysan90]

His sketches always have the craziest twists 😂

[@Thunderbender18830]

I speed this went from “relatable situation everyone’s experienced” to absolutely insane is wild😂

[@CabbageSandwich]

I was holding it together until he whips out the sonic keychain.. i cant.

[@famoustran]

Sometimes I wonder if this man had a full studio behind his back to produce his works if it'd hit the same. Sometimes I wonder.

[@_Stormfather]

Usually that much money comes with stipulations that you censor the content in some way in order to avoid controversy. Generally it means that no, it wouldn't hit the same.

[@skoobang]

The escalation is sheer genius. You have a genuine gift for comedy

[@EHKOS]

That got so intense I forgot to breath at some point. Eventually I would have pulled the power move of telling him I'd buy ALL OF IT.

[@lucianoaguero6795]

So many plot twists and threads coming together, genius

[@pierregrubb7323]

Dude you're incredible at raising the tension of a sketch. Your ideas and writing are so fucking funny!

[@Adige-Lp]

That was a better story than most of the stuff from Hollywood. Subtle humor character development, great music, great camera work, great acting, and plot twists I didn't see coming. It's just perfect.

[@Kodiac]

This is peak comedy. He will never miss.

[@Funyzs]

The guy in the red really had a vision 2:15

[@sjoe_87]

"Cmon flapjack, just tell me what kind of syrup you're slanging"

[@SpectreRyder]

"Have you seen the Silicone mines?" 🤣

[@mikek7660]

Holy crap man. This might just have been the best one yet... ...and that is saying a LOT.

[@tylerkahle332]

He made me picture it all!!!! I can stop imagining the angel dust, the parking lot, the lube and the spells!!!

[@Forlorn_Tetrahedron]

"I'm quick, I'm quick, and I'm slick, slick" why is that line kinda fire 🔥🤣

[@BobAtEvermore]

you literally never know which way shit is gonna go with this guy

[@mack_valenzuela]

This was so cinematic, I could watch an entire movie of this guy going through a normal life having wild ass experiences around every turn

[@Sheen023]

His female character is just something so special 😂

[@smokedog9677]

That was insanely good acting. As usual, the comedy... always amazing. 👏 Bravo 👏 👏 Bravo 👏👏

[@tyraxor49]

"He just has a talent for taking you on a journey--a deeply, deeply uncomfortable journey." -My wife after I show her Andrew's videos.

[@cwalker6911]

Accurate

[@pseudipto]

cmon flapjack tell me what kind of syrup you slingin LMAO had me dying

[@jb31969]

What kinda syrup you're slingin' 🤣💀

[@robertwolfgan]

This was so perfect, I really REAAALLY want everyone I sent this to post it on their social media without saying a word.

[@dec13666]

_"Listen up here, Hunter Biden"_ Lost it there 😂

[@berryb2894]

😂😂😂😂same

[@janegoodall1837]

In reality CVS employees hate having to talk to you more than you hate being there.

[@xznilloalexander6166]

“Have you seen the mines” is just about the funniest line ever

[@hiimyolo]

Lmao my mans said "docking" 🤣 😂

[@avereth]

Absolute gold, felt like I was watching an old Balloon Shop skit.

[@___popcorn___]

I am so so genuinely happy every time I see a new upload from Andrew

[@13jorino]

That amount of comedic art in 3 min and 33 sec. Wow!

[@amandac8836]

“Get nude and get all lubed up from head to toe, get all wet then step outside and start casting dark spells on ALL the innocent Chipotle workers” That was so ridiculous I laughed like a hyena omg

[@stopsignanimations5797]

This man can create an entire full 2 hour movie all by himself.

[@Electric_]

Imagine living in a dystopia where they lock things up at CVS

[@mundylunes7755]

Los Angeles...

[@flibble89]

Thank you blax

[@ronmastrio2798]

For some reason the sunscreen and books are never locked up.

[@hawktalon7890]

Yeah, everything but the clothing and the vegetables are locked up where I live.

[@aierune8201]

Watching this while so fucking high out of my mind makes it so so so much better

[@rylter]

The fact, that I pay for Netflix, but this, superior content, is free, is mind-boggling, also, the share amount, and the unnecessity of, all these, commas, makes me, question, my own existence.

[@nastiestNate]

"what kind of syrup are you slinging?" ... Too funny

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

I'm surprised the granny didn't just cut a hole in the plexiglass and roll out with all the lube without paying at the end. 😐

[@annag.6918]

mild "I shall... I shall return" filled with passion still. Hahahaha loved it!

[@MeAnINFP]

When you can’t buy a candle lighter at the self checkout because they need to check your ID so you have to wait for staff lol

[@rowdylegion]

Was not expecting to see Sonic here, but I love it

[@NorthCrocodilian]

Bro skits are like a regular show episode

[@TheLoadingCrew]

I declare this man the funniest dude on the internet. Nonstop comedy for 3 and a half minutes. Unreal!

[@Alushaun]

lmao. There were so many amazing lines in this I gave up trying to re-quote one in my comment. Andrew, you killed it in this one my boi. Please don't let the CVS worker character fall to the side. Great work.

[@samhighvoltage]

The keychain was just the cherry on top

[@Alicia-y4d8t]

Whenever I watch these I’m always in a public place and I’m trying so hard not to laugh, I bet I look crazy 😂

[@catsrule8844]

There is NO DOUBT that these get better every year.

[@Funyzs]

Damm the bro was backsteping hard

[@Makujah_]

This felt like a whole jorney, but when it was done and I looked at the timeline, it's onlt 3.5 minutes... what a talent

[@TheToneBender]

I would love to see a full on movie made by this man. All in the same style of a modern setting, but with the fantasy elements of the Bartholomew storyline and the albino mole people and whatnot.

[@bobbypham5706]

LMAO you’re getting prime time Netflix special levels of funny

[@Funyzs]

This is true Top tier content

[@bowfuz]

the sonic keychain is the cherry on top. this is a snapcube fandub moment

[@dynastygaming1374]

Honestly, probably the only creator i have NEVER swiped away a notification for. Honestly, every upload is gold ❤ hope you're doing good man. PHUCK!!

[@gringochucha]

Yep, Andrew's the only one whose videos I will never miss. Every time a new one comes out it makes my day.

[@merikijiya13]

“Come on flapjack just tell me what kinda syrup you slangin.” 😂 I gotta start using that.

[@jeffk.9075]

Pretty much how we felt trying to buy deodorant from the CVS across from Caesars.

[@narohato1749]

'c'mon flapjack what sort of syrup ya slinging?'

[@somewinner8229]

I am now convinced that this entire video is based on a true story 😅

[@Silverthief22]

The fact that my CVS is right next to a chipotle, just Andrew casually gazing into my soul despite 0 knowledge of my existence

[@ElvisCooper]

The best part about this.... He grew stubble to play the customer service rep

[@BevinEG]

Have you SEEN the mines?!

[@edac627]

“I am the protector and purveyor of all things that slip n slide” OMG 😮😂💀

[@Larso1310]

Love your videos. They are so funny and high quality.

[@Funyzs]

They literly are like one of the best

[@IHamilton9320]

After every single one of these I’m left in a stunned haze for several minutes. Did not disappoint

[@facehugger8995]

this guy is so good at what he does

[@carlmorgan3892]

Dude never fails to entertain us. Every single video is a banger. Though to be honest if a CVS employee asked me all those questions about lube I’d freak out lol 😂

[@JoeVirella]

Slippery off the back of another man?!?! 😂😂😂😂 the writing is incredible

[@sethalas]

How do you even come up with these crazy ideas, great video once again !