When Everything Goes Wrong | Fails Compilation

[@failarmy]

Over one hour of fails! Best of the YEAR 2022, Watch now! kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWfYo4SjbLWlqZY

[@unknowncompany948]

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[@unknowncompany948]

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[@Evan_afton-12]

@@unknowncompany948 read "No One Was Harmed" two time

[@unknowncompany948]

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[@unknowncompany948]

FailArmy is a br./aea./in./de./e.a/ad beggar who tries to get people to subscribe. You do not deserve subscriptions.

[@GhorigOfTheHranFel]

17:42 The worst part is that the food was fine. The drinks didn't spill out, the fries were still in their cups and the burgers were fine. All he had to do was pick it up and carry on.

[@TheSuperBoyProject]

Typical knitter behaviour.

[@Negotiator98]

It was the funniest of them all, reminded me of that guy that was skate boarding with coffee and fell off lol

[@mysticalbeing8943]

the fries were all over the floor drinks look good thou

[@daniel_960_]

Ikr. The drinks didn't even spill. And he completely looses his mind and wastes everything 😂

[@petergozinya6122]

You know that guy probably beats his baby mamas.

[@robsyd2198]

That mom calling her husband and daughter idiots for not “helping her” or in other words for not stopping her is super toxic.

[@PepekBezlepek]

I wanted to comment on this as well, super disgusting behavior, I am sorry for her whole family. That's some textbook abusive and narcissistic behavior.

[@joe125ful]

Yeah true.

[@willhenderson8118]

ya that just shows that she never matured

[@namename3130]

You know a year ago she would have just been rude

[@lolh4x]

i dont even remember that clip

[@johanneshass1614]

24:24 Background: The chavs filiming this scene had been harassing the farmer for some time and regularly blocking the entryway to his land with their cars. After the authorities would not help him he finally took matters into his own hands.

[@nightly2005]

Thank you for info!

[@James-bp1qm]

He was also cleared of the charges for dangerous driving and criminal damage

[@rexman971]

@@James-bp1qm Good.

[@Verschlimmbesserung]

Where was that?

[@KillBones]

Good

[@ares_bluesteel]

“I hope it’s not hollow and we fall through.” *immediately gets swallowed by the floor*

[@Jeff-gu6nb]

Context for 24:45. These two idiots (not the skid steer driver) we're drunk and decided to park on private property. After the farmer asked them to leave they got aggressive and violent. So the farmer forcefully moved their car for them. The farmer won the lawsuit as well.

[@deservinglive]

Thanks! Was looking for some context on this one

[@billymanilli]

me car broke down! me car broke down! lmao

[@julianevans9548]

They were cretins, but he was not defending himself or anything else. He was criminally damaging a car because it was on 'his land'. That's all this was: someone claiming land as 'theirs'. All he had to do was call the police. The jury let him off because they sided with him - but both sides had broken the law. That's the problem with jury trials - people are clueless.

[@jackradzelovage6961]

@@julianevans9548 or alternatively, this was completely the right answer. that guy owns that property, and this is clearly either not the first time they were there, or there was much more to the story that we didnt see here. if he hadnt been 1000% justified, he wouldnt have won in court. simple as that. retaliation is not a bad thing. figure that out before you comment again.

[@cuddlepaws4423]

@@julianevans9548 And you know better than the court and judges? Wow, perhaps you should be a judge then.

[@jonb7700]

goodness, literally EVERYONE was harmed this time

[@mxb2432]

That sidewalk got harmed! 😭

[@brianmaguire6814]

🤣🤣🔥

[@_NewtonMeter]

The Wasabi baby 🤣

[@kudosiafirstbutyoutubestoleit]

Goodness, you don’t understand ‘literally’

[@Autisticperson451]

They say that because of KZbin guidelines (I think)

[@snikkerr1949]

Famous last words...."Hopefully it's not hollow and we fall through." I laughed hard at that one! 😂

[@nobody7817]

I still wonder if it was rigged--because that was 100% perfect timing if it wasn't. I mean even Hollywood wouldn't be able to time that so perfectly in one random shot, even on a multi million dollar set.

[@masonhogan8525]

Yeah that lady got some bad mojo. The universe heard her and was like hold my beer this is gonna be great.

[@dullahan7677]

@@nobody7817 Yeah, I couldn't help but wonder why that would even enter someone's mind under normal conditions.

[@TheDeppertLasseVogt]

That one was bloody brilliant.

[@Bread_Wiz]

she just had to say something lol

[@danrebeiz4598]

21:59 that’s a new tactic that I’ve never heard before: call everyone else idiots after you do something idiotic. The level of hubris is astounding. Lol

[@frankcastle1216]

Yep straight up Bish!!

[@neonxeno2]

22:50 it probably wasn’t his fault, its the fault of whoever gave him clearance to dig there without mentioning the water line

[@TheSavageProdigy]

It probably was his fault for not checking, or it was literally just the guy being stupid operating heavy machinery.

[@unintellyjellie]

@@WinterGamesYT If they are doing road construction, which it looks like they are doing, it is up to the county to provide details so therefore whoever cleared for constructions fault.

[@kristandelmar6469]

I blame the guy recording for being a Little snitch

[@benlawton5420]

That guy sounds like a very productive member of society.

[@gentlegiant171]

Sometimes it just happens, not all services are marked on drawings, it's why you usually have a spotter when using a machine like this but they can't catch everything

[@erniehelmholz3644]

0:58 As a bricklayer for the last 8 years, while this hurts to watch, its funny and Sweet how the girl and the Women reacted. Its really no big deal to fix this. But seeing that people actually care and even enjoy your work makes up for far more than that.✌️

[@Kanglar]

There were no bricks.

[@erniehelmholz3644]

@@Kanglar yeah... But if youre a propper bricklayer, mason, construction worker or whatever you want to call it you should be able to do more than just stack Stone on Stone. I did 4 years of school and work combined with 10 Weeks of practical and theoretical courses per year so i can assure you its a little bit more than "bricks".

[@christianstachl]

@@erniehelmholz3644 I layed floor screed for about 10 years and i second that, this is quickly fixed and it's nice to see that the woman cared.

[@flunkymunky1637]

Wet enough to mess up, wet enough to fix

[@-CG]

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!

[@05ducc]

22:40 as someone who works in construction, I can attest that this is probably most likely not the operator's fault...

[@Karlimoor]

I agree. Near where I live, a construction team cut a waterline once, because they were given inaccurate plans by the town.

[@davidclaytonfreeman3306]

I'd usually agree but after the cable companies came thru burying fiber in my area cut my municipal water lines twice in not so sure. I heard they told the utilities that it was easier to pay the fines and let the county come fix the water service. Don't get me wrong I love my 250mbs internet but the sand sucked into my lines cost $1,700 in damages so far in just my house. Toilets overflowing in the middle of the night. Showers and faucets running constantly and every time you think it over anther fixture starts up. That's just one house in a huge area. Must be big money in burying cable.

[@p4fizzle]

Imagine being the pathetic asshole that recorded that video. What a douche

[@jnicole2440]

Even if it was their fault people make mistakes. The lady berating them was horrible

[@TheRadioknight]

Most likely. Happens the same with Power cables and other important stuff.

[@kdm313]

That mother blaming everyone one but herself for wrapping a hose around her arm. Must be a something else to live with.

[@matthewperez830]

Well in her defense, they are a bunch of idiots for letting her think that she could handle an extension cord.

[@mondavou9408]

OMG -THIS! I had to pause the video because I was thinking the same thing. WOW! Glad someone else noticed too.

[@frankcastle1216]

Don't see how anyone would! Bish is a C U Next Tuesday!

[@incredulousd9408]

The little "help"from the wasabi kid almost broke my heart. You get that kiddo some chocolate milk

[@BHALT0S]

borderline child abuse.

[@jonnyreid980]

No, actual child abuse. Shame on you for showing it too.

[@darrenstettner5381]

Seriously 😂💔😂

[@MakerBees333]

It was the only one I literally blurted OH MyGod… FailArmy failed including that one.

[@nobody7817]

Calm down people. I doubt she got much on her otherwise she'd be screaming like a banshee. It was an adorable "help", which means she was, pretty much, ok, and I'm sure that if she had been screaming, Mom would have done something to help her. Though I would say--no I would never do that to a child, especially not one that young. I was about 5 when I begged for hot and spicy...and I actually manned up---even though I was on fire, I asked for more and didn't give in to the pain. Today I'm a chili head that can embarrass many other so called chili heads, though in my aging years, it is starting to catch up to me.

[@robthebuilder6095]

"hopefully it´s not hollow and we fall through" lmao

[@AtheistOrphan]

Famous last words!

[@TheHopeless72]

I'm surprised no one else mentioned that part, it's brilliant

[@MAWA-Vik19]

@@TheHopeless72 same

[@kaiyotee2475]

Called it!

[@thebigdog2295]

Someone should explain to her, you don't tempt Fate.

[@makoshark40]

Love how the moms calling them the idiots for not helping her sooner take literally zero responsibility for her own actions

[@nickllama5296]

responsibility? THIS IS AMERICA! it's always someone else's fault.

[@The_Beast_666]

@@nickllama5296 Amen!

[@shanghunter7697]

Imagine growing up with a mother 10 times that sick.

[@landonstark5605]

buy that woman a mirror!

[@b-dogs1038]

Yeah, like hello? You did it to yourself right? I wouldn’t want to know her..

[@atodaso1668]

I love how entitled that one cyclist was, he thought he had the right of way over a fire truck with its lights and sirens on. He must wear a helmet all day, even when he's not on a bike.

[@MartinSimpson-kf6xf]

A lot of them think that they can ride anywhere and any time they want.

[@Nate-Great-Fate]

I heard that in some countries, the authorities have the right to plow through if you don’t get out of the way.

[@bleachfan2.029]

The car hood slamming on the guys hand is my nightmare

[@misstake1568]

As the owner of an IS200 myself, I can confirm that his soul would have left his body at that point; those bonnets weigh 20kg (45lbs) 🤢

[@catjudo1]

I had that happen with a car door. Had to get my keys (and not drop them), unlock the door and open it. Then I had to go to the hospital as the bone was broken and it was bleeding everywhere. Not good. I still have nerve damage on that fingertip.

[@B__C]

That made me cringe. I've had the tip of my middle finger get stuck in a slammed car door. I was shutting the door when a gust of wind came and slammed it faster than I was expecting. OUCH!

[@AnonYmous-hu7jo]

@@misstake1568 Most hoods weigh around that much

[@dontbeakaren6145]

Especially if nobody was around

[@greenscreen3347]

Gets arm stuck, calls everyone else idiots and actually gets mad at them. Imagine being married to someone so toxic.

[@tywilkins2584]

She called them idiots, yet she gets her arm stuck while rolling up an extension cord.

[@erichbachman7363]

SHould've left her entangled in tht messed and ran. She'd prolly died after an hour xD.

[@nobody7817]

I was... It's not fun.

[@mikem9058]

That's the world we now live in...do something stupid, blame someone else

[@angadbagla]

@@issadraco532 so you're saying people should suck it up even when its not their fault? by that logic if i blamed someone's murder on you, you should just man up, suck it up and go to jail thanks. It's not being soft, its called standing up for yourself and calling others on their bullshit

[@zziipp297]

6:19 "I hope its not hollow and we fall through" 🤣🤣🤣

[@JKTuber10]

She spoke it into existence. 💀

[@danielgreen6302]

Prophetic....Huh?

[@bigbubba0439]

2:35 This guy is the reason why every single construction site says "hard hat required"

[@josejosefino7361]

He is the reason why Osha exist in the first place.

[@paddington1670]

i cringed so hard.

[@godofeternals]

yeah i thought so too

[@antonio36o36]

You know that shit hurt

[@monkisethojane2218]

Was very risky what he did damn

[@syorukel]

18:25 The sweetest HELP request..

[@hairoftehdog]

22:00 I love when idiots call OTHER people idiots while being rescued from their own idiocy 😆

[@daviddaniel1485]

My guess is she asked them to fold it and they said no so she decided to do it herself 😂

[@trashorasd8955]

If you are too stupid to fold a cable you shouldnt call others idiots. But hey little I know. Maybe there was a mirror and she suffers from multiple personalities :)

[@redbetta2191]

Women and their lack of accountability. It's always someone else's fault

[@LauraS1]

@@redbetta2191 More like humans and their lack of accountability. This one just happened to be female. Personally, I think she blamed everyone but herself but then again, finding people who take personal responsibility for their mistakes is pretty rare here in the US. It's always someone else's fault.

[@escapetherace1943]

yeah low class, trash mouth spewing curse words and she's calling people helping her idiots.....

[@Dude_Blender]

Legend says that the guy is still apologizing to his dad for crashing into the door.

[@superboats2]

Yeah, don't ya just hate it when the gas and the brake pedals switch places? LOL

[@Dude_Blender]

😂😂😂@@superboats2

[@fredescobedo2556]

Ya that kid deserves better Shit happens, dad, you fuckin' baby

[@CraftAero]

I'm sure he was apologizing to the insurance company MUCH more than his father.

[@double1777]

12:11 the fact that this man was still standing means that in my heart it was not a fail, even if the result was not the intended outcome

[@rgaud8]

Simple title change and it becomes a win.

[@kingmichaeln1]

lol well your heart and the definition don’t go together

[@kingmichaeln1]

lol well your heart and the definition not on the same page.

[@vjspectron]

Yeah not bad considering it's a snowmobile!

[@Idontrunntoofast]

That kid asking to try the wasabi, and then immediately asking for help after was cute as hell.

[@PinballBob1]

It was child ab*se.

[@chadgorski8846]

@@PinballBob1 Explain how, since you clearly don't have kids.

[@PinballBob1]

@@chadgorski8846 I have a child. Laughing at an innocent's discomfort/pain is abhorrent. You're a special kind of person.

[@Velikatheia]

@@chadgorski8846 ​ Do you laugh at any of FA's videos? Probably, otherwise you wouldnt be here.

[@Velikatheia]

@@PinballBob1 Do you laugh at any of FA's videos? Probably, otherwise you wouldnt be here.

[@LateralTwitlerLT]

I've no idea why the guys in the last clip acted so worried; their buddy was completely safe.

[@Apoc_Bone_Daddy]

Love that pun brother

[@robweeks1453]

Yeah it wasn't there vault at all.

[@tylerrowley1408]

at least they didnt do a lock of damage

[@JonnBenny]

stupidity and friends are a dangerous combination

[@troodon1096]

I see what you did there.

[@jagdeepsinghuppal8310]

The urgency with which he ran, 5:28. Wow....much respect.

[@naturalroyalflush]

Agreed...A great save, not a fail.

[@JosiahGould]

And that last clip is why we in retail are required to lock any safe over 2 cubic feet.

[@joshuarobbins7976]

Wouldn't you lock any safe? Derp

[@TonyHammitt]

Can you imagine how much you'd laugh if the guy came out holding a snorkel?

[@leannsmarie]

This particular brand's safes all start out with the same code. Whoever buys one is supposed to change it. (We just bought one) They come with two keys though. The floor model's keys should be kept by the store staff to send with the safe once purchased.

[@Velikatheia]

@@joshuarobbins7976 No?

[@arthurcharlie2873]

@@joshuarobbins7976 people want to look inside of the safe they might purchase derrrrppppp.

[@prestonwarren2692]

I felt that hood slamming on his fingers in my soul.

[@marko247]

Had a car door slam shut on my fingers when I was a kid thanks to a huge gust of wind. My uncle had already locked the car so I couldn't open the door. He thought I was playing a prank so he walked off shaking his head... Left me there for a couple of minutes in absolute agony. Paid me £100 to not tell my mum he left me there with my hand stuck in the door! That one brought the memory flooding back, I had completely forgotten about it until I saw that 😂

[@robertwormley4294]

They say he's still there, waiting for someone to pop the latch. I have seen people with hands between a shut door, including my own. Car doors seem more forgiving than households.

[@einienj3281]

Yup.. I still have the scars, 25 years later.. 😅

[@SpongeYavi]

6:58 nothing about the heater... The scariest thing is the huge spider running from the wall to the couch

[@xrhstosxv]

Dude i knew i wasn't the only one who saw that- 💀💀💀

[@brando3342]

@@xrhstosxv Yeah that was BY FAR the worst part 😬😬😬😬😬😬

[@aguage99]

WOW! You've got a hawk eye! 👍

[@SpongeYavi]

@@aguage99 No, just a massive arachnophobia...

[@icarusbinns3156]

Thanks for pointing that out… getting my spider-killing sword …plastic sword that has killed many spiders

[@timstephens5893]

1:03 Legend has it that she's still saying "It's okay" lol.

[@filippians413]

its okay

[@Blueflag04]

Its okay

[@lapushkaarts6065]

its okay

[@AnissaParrishHill]

It's okay

[@brandenlikesbeer]

it's okay

[@ashurean]

5:28 dude's certainly a fool for not putting the breaks on, but you have to admit he not only stopped the wheelchair, he stopped it from falling over as well.

[@bacilluscereus1299]

'breaks'

[@nobody7817]

@@bacilluscereus1299 Their they're now... Its hard two here in hear, so bee kind? (LOL Have fun with THAT sentence!)

[@pommunist]

@@bacilluscereus1299 I know mate, you're not alone.

[@Pat1711]

22:00 Blaming other people for her own problems, her personality is the fail in this case.

[@somersaultcurse]

totally agree! just searched a comment like yours 🕵‍♂ what a karen within the own family! all are idiots because she can't coordinate her arm and hand correctly 🤣 when did that come popular to blame others for own pure stupidity?

[@noxywt]

Women ☕

[@gokusan6169]

Toxic woman 🥃

[@v5k456jh3]

Whamen...

[@miraak542]

And that voice is just the icing on top of the sour cream cake. Ugh, I can't imagine hearing that every time my wife spoke to me.

[@PhoenixPrime]

6:19 "Hopefully it's not hollow and we fall through!" *(guy falls through)*

[@bmmania0120]

🤣🤣🤣 Booyaka

[@noelocampo2806]

The timing makes it seem like a movie scene lmao

[@PhoenixPrime]

@@noelocampo2806 That's what I thought, too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tylermatthews6130]

I was scrolling looking for exactly this comment 😂😂

[@ministryofwrongthink6962]

@@bmmania0120 *Directed by Robert B Weide*

[@MeowAdi1008]

0:11 Not her doing self-defense karate moves 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sfrasier0711]

16:55 that’s an absolute win in my opinion 🤘🏻💚😂😂

[@Lunar_Night._.]

Agreed i would have messed it up immediately lol

[@Astraeus..]

@6:21 - Can we all just appreciate how great it is that she was already talking about the problem just as it happened? I had this once with a metal garbage bin at my grandparents place during the holidays. Came out more than a tad drunk thinking "hey wasn't there a bin here somewhere?" and halfway through the thought, I hit the bin, bounced off a parked vehicle, and ended up with 2 broken ribs.....this guy though, that looks maybe worse :/

[@Imnotallergictopeanuts]

Also how did you hit the bin and car???

[@urmad3517]

came to the comments right after that video lmfaooo

[@GeekExtremist]

@@Imnotallergictopeanuts Right? I'm so confused, how the hell did he crack 2 ribs? Was he running and slammed into the bin and belly-flopped a Mini Cooper or something?

[@ianmcnab9534]

@@urmad3517 same

[@comdam]

i hope he was ok

[@austint7533]

I’m so glad Mr Karen was there to tell us that the operator was an idiot for busting a pipe bc his voice totally tells me he knows plenty about construction and pipe work

[@bleachfan2.029]

Almost missed the sarcasm 😂

[@NachosElectric]

I thought it was a woman lol.

[@Endlesssiegetips]

The bricks falling on the guy drilling from like 5 feet above him makes you really appreciate what Marv went through in Home Alone 2

[@Mixi-dm3po]

xD Nice! Heheh

[@jamesshelton308]

The hot soup one legit got me. Felt that in my soul.

[@Peanutdenver]

Dude I chuckled pretty hard at that one. We've all felt that pain at some point.

[@ChuckyTweek]

i felt that on my lips! ouch!

[@nobody7817]

@@Peanutdenver LOL I was LITERALLY about to do the same thing, I paused to watch him....and then decided to let it sit until the end of the video! lol Learn from OTHER people's mistakes...

[@bryduhbikeguy]

He blew on the soup to cool it,but the spoon was still boiling temp...

[@nobody7817]

@@bryduhbikeguy cooling relies on soup temp, room temp, and barometric pressure. Sometimes 3 or 4 breaths are enough, sometimes...you'll be better off waiting.

[@andrewmurray9391]

FYI, if you're ever stuck in a safe, don't keep messing with it, or you'll be timed out. Even in the very unlikely scenario the worker has the right code and has any idea how to open the thing anyway, you'll have to run out of air for however long until it resets. Is there an emergency key? Not that most workers have any idea about.

[@leannsmarie]

This particular brand's safes all start out with the same code. Whoever buys one is supposed to change it. (We just bought one) They come with two keys though. The floor model's keys should be kept by the store staff to send with the safe once purchased.

[@casdragon_5939]

IDK, just don't try and shove yourself in a safe is even better. Let darwinism take its course

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Forgot to put the "nobody was harmed" lie on the first clip! 🤦‍♂🤣

[@JonasC22]

Thanks for the info, but I'd just rather not get into a safe to begin with.

[@poyoloko1961]

6:15 crazy how she predicted that

[@claudeJUNIOR]

The sound...

[@Jonilo123]

Cutest "HELP" i ever heard 🤭

[@DandaLion92]

Honestly this channel has been making me laugh for over a decade - thanks for the hard work you guys put into these videos :)

[@schgeiailemanwulo6450]

I didn't see any hard work from these videos, it's just a simple combination imo

[@neretilderem7029]

I didn't know dragging 20-25 video sent by viewers into a rendering line then pressing the upload button once or twice a week counts as hard work, you learn something every day.

[@fwiggy_]

@@schgeiailemanwulo6450 allow him to enjoy the video and reply Jesus you're sad

[@army_x7849]

But his first hilarious video was in 2016 not a decade.

[@qwerty.760]

@@neretilderem7029 why so salty? Do you have followers that can send you videos? No. So this is also talent

[@rooneye]

18:40 "Help" is the funniest thing in this whole thing.🤣🤣What a lil cutie.

[@giselediniz]

Yes.

[@JayFAE12]

I feel so bad for the kid who took the garage door out, I cant imagine how he felt then xD

[@DKudratt]

He was so apologetic. I felt the emotion in his voice. Funny as heck though😅

[@kevink363]

@doire aintu definitely his. Holy shit

[@JG-fe1gx]

I messed up like that once, Dad didn't get too mad, but I did learn how to hang a garage door.

[@alexandriaburnett2801]

1:34 it was funny that he somehow managed to drive through the garage door but when he started apologizing I fucking lost it lol

[@dischorddynne]

I'm really glad the dad seemed to be understanding. The "Well thank you" was... a bit of a sigh of relief.

[@JJONNYREPP]

When Everything Goes Wrong | Fails Compilation those cunts will do whatever it takes, however long it takes, to cover up the fact they've messed up....

[@Soldier9478]

12:37 Probably the cutest fail I've ever seen

[@thepotatoking6876]

Agreed

[@Daemonarch2k6]

I found that wasabi-kid a little bit cuter

[@compilation5997]

This was so scripted 😂 the way she falls, the way she talks. Americans believe everything you tell them😄

[@eyetoeyez411]

​@@compilation5997 scripted or not doesn't change the fact it's cute. I watch a lot of scripted movies/shows where cute things happen all the time, this is just another one of those times.

[@marktaylor865]

18:45 the laughter I laughed at that "help" will be the soundtrack that greets me in hell. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@razorwolf2758]

Top ten reactions to worst mistakes ever

[@LednacekZ]

21:50 i love it. She did this to herself and blames other for not solving it.

[@certaindeaf8315]

You just know she's a democrat.

[@iteerrex8166]

Just a warning you idiots, take her car keys.

[@r.casagrande8689]

My mom has the same problem lmao

[@mithraaverah6715]

@@certaindeaf8315 Oh yay, another pointless political drive-by insult. How novel. Didn't find any minorities to shout obscenities at?

[@maartendetemmerman393]

@@certaindeaf8315 did she vote on who was wrong orso?

[@Jai323307]

0:09 Lady got some serious ninja moves.

[@llamasugar5478]

10:54 You’re walking along on a nice day, and _WHAM_ you’re hit in the face with cake!

[@Xphinity]

That chainsaw coming apart could have been an entirely different video if that chain was thrown... She is a lucky ducky

[@stevie-ray2020]

If the chainsaw had actually been tightened up properly there would've been a very strong likelihood of it kicking-back when she used it incorrectly on that 2nd cut, and that's when things can result in an amputation or fatality!

[@AndrewVelonis]

Notice she had no gloves, no eye protection, no hearing protection.

[@GoatzombieBubba]

@@AndrewVelonis She has bigger balls then you.

[@Boyso5407]

Right. They laugh it off but I’m not sure they even realize how bad that could’ve gone

[@nikobellik8491]

I’ve seen a persons arm get wrapped by the chain of a saw when the chain catch failed, luckily we were working in the winter so he had a coat on and it just cut the jacket a little. My first year running saws I slipped and had a saw kick back directly into my chest but I got lucky really because the brake activated. Stay safe with chainsaws they make wounds that are really hard to patch back up.

[@ppinmouth2649]

17:40 I felt his frustration. The food was still salvageable but his anger got the best of him. Now no food and have he has to pay extra. How sad.

[@Daemonarch2k6]

Karma at work

[@SD-MB-BB-CR]

Put at 2x

[@thecrackofdawn321]

Kudos to the people that stay positive when something goes wrong or heaven forbid when someone makes a mistake.

[@kevink363]

👍👍👍

[@Cereal_Killer007]

6:58 look at that gigantic spider that crawled out from behind that radiator

[@DBLCreations]

Eagle eyes! 👀

[@RayGhast]

I was hoping someone else saw that demon she unleashed into their living room!! Lol

[@Cereal_Killer007]

@@RayGhast You know that thing disappeared too...The worst thing you can do with a spider is lose track of it because those things never die so you know its somewhere.....just waiting😳

[@davidpowers69]

Thank you! I saw that as well. So creepy!

[@Blueflag04]

That night will be terrifying

[@lightning71]

2:23 that stag was like “if I go down I’m taking you with me”

[@afxfighter6502]

NOW, you will feel TRUE pain...

[@cipposki71]

10:15 the Italian firefighters were just doing a training .... fortunately 😂

[@lottnio8207]

Italians are not fighting men.. Not even fire fighting.

[@joe125ful]

And that fliped truck is part of training or...:):)

[@TheSuperBoyProject]

I've visited and driven in Italy and I can attest that this is how all Italians drive

[@daniel_960_]

He could have saved it but looked like it then would have endangered the guys and trucks on the right.

[@AndrewVelonis]

And showing off.

[@Shawn-rq4py]

It amazes me that people like the one at 22:45 want to talk crap about the city accidentally hitting the water line. He makes it sound like they’re completely incompetent and don’t think accidents happen. There’s no way to tell how deep the line is and going just a fraction too deep can pop the line. Yet he records and tries to make the operator look like an idiot. But I’m absolutely positive the person recording has never ever made a mistake before

[@prixtispanta]

Typical toxic person that feel better when blame others

[@rondoobz9035]

Probably doesn’t even have a job

[@libertyandjusticeforall6435]

17:40 what a difference in maturity between these two men. And is it me or was most of that McDonald's food easy to save? His Man child temper tantrum just cost him dinner

[@amberholloway8896]

He was probably already having a bad day and that was just the last drop to make him react like that. Yknow just one of those days were everything just seems to go wrong

[@eugeneeverett7760]

Only one drink was gon but all the food was ok, dude really gotta calm down.

[@holtz000]

Mama’s boy

[@oriolesfan7807]

Take a fall and see if you don't get pissed afterwards.

[@theonegaming2646]

he bought it who gives what he does with it

[@STRANGExDAYSx]

I love that buck charging the hunter lol... I wish it would happen more often 👍

[@thunderzilla3521]

That deer did a straight drive-by!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toddmason8403]

Full video is actually more gruesome than KZbin algorithm would allow. Let's just say the guy literally lost an 👁 from the antler of that deer.

[@thunderzilla3521]

@@toddmason8403 😱 Well, I apologize for that.

[@toddmason8403]

@@thunderzilla3521 No need to apologize. I just wanted to see if they were gonna have a caption of "no one was hurt" lol.

[@thunderzilla3521]

@@toddmason8403 Oh ok.

[@JOHNNY-zx1lc]

@@toddmason8403 so you're the people to blame for all the disclaimers? Lol

[@RazLightbringer]

The dog running away with the fence is epic 👌🏼🤣

[@DanielMores]

the static camera angle makes it even funnier :)

[@giselediniz]

🤣

[@DW94576]

3:20 absolutely no excuse for not hitting the brakes after getting hit... How can someone have such terrible emergency reaction.

[@samueljohnson4365]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@Tofix66]

That's how grandmas are

[@tamasnemeth1384]

Her first car was a Ford Model T....

[@v_mp54]

bro she a grandma XD

[@weeardguy]

You never got a good blow to the head did ya? The sound of a collission, even at 15 km/h is rather deafening and can really startle you. Pair that with the very likely possibility her feet were knocked from the pedals (good luck trying to find them in time...) and you get the scenario as in the video.

[@SameerSaifi-ty5eb]

An unforgettable compilation where everything goes wrong! A rollercoaster of fails that serves as a reminder to stay vigilant and expect the unexpected.

[@STAGNANT-_-]

6:19 her: i hope its not hollow and we fall through" him: so anyway i started falling

[@jakemoeller7850]

"I'm sorry, Dad! I'm so sorry!" Poor kid, I felt that.

[@cutlass8783]

21:47 when a Karen tries to wrap an extension cord

[@losingmyfavoritegame8752]

1:34 I feel sorry for the kid! I am glad his dad seemed to understand because I could tell his son was sorry!

[@shmooveyea]

Apologizing like they scared of the dad tho.

[@naturalroyalflush]

@@shmooveyea Sounded like he was just really sorry to me.

[@luechang9436]

Seeing the girl at 9:17 slowly fall through every single layer was funny as hell

[@LauraS1]

It looked rather fun to do if I were much younger.

[@svartrbrisingr6141]

Annoying part was her over reacting.

[@SyedMurtaza048]

What is the name of it

[@eyetoeyez411]

​@@svartrbrisingr6141 I mean maybe she was drunk or high on dopamine beforehand. The little clip can't possibly prove that isn't the case.

[@bartekwasik9131]

23:06 it's pretty ironic, because it says "Good atmosphere" on baloon 😂

[@razorwolf2758]

Nah bro, it’s a drone from earth defense force 4.1 do u see that shitty flying

[@bartekwasik9131]

@@razorwolf2758 stop taking drugs mate

[@razorwolf2758]

@@bartekwasik9131 u have no idea what in talking about do you?

[@NekoNoTeikoku]

0:11 I like how she stand like gonna fight with this fan 😂

[@LHyoutube]

Ninja moves! 😂

[@octopuliander6291]

watching these you really wonder how some of these people make it through the day...Shocking

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

I'm not sure 3:34 did make it through the day

[@1NcognitoXx]

I don't think some of these guys made it 😂

[@B501M]

0:37 that guy stealing the packages, and then falling all over the place was priceless!!!

[@mark-ish]

it would be fitting if packages were trash waiting to go to the sidewalk.

[@connormeyer6036]

@@mark-ish pretty sure he dropped a gun too lol

[@G7422]

I was wondering if that was a gun lol

[@90sbaby1]

what a wobbly kneed, butter fingered coward.

[@trishaann1616]

The human shaped bag at the airport was hilarious. Wish I'd thought of it.

[@icarusbinns3156]

The end is even funnier. The owner comes over, “There you are. Man, you’ve got to stop doing this!” Hoists it over one shoulder, and walks away, still talking as if scolding a friend

[@BrooklynBigAl]

The guy accidentally (?) stealing the chair at 4:31 killed me for some reason

[@dracularforex6292]

I died right there😭👍😂😂😂😂😂

[@LauraS1]

Yeah, I don't think it was an accident.

[@Aceswindlezz]

I couldn’t make it past that one 🤣🤣🤣

[@anotheruserism]

14:05 amazing how little self preservation some of the most vulnerable road users have.

[@DM-it2ch]

He's a cyclist. His pronouns are Me, Me, Me. They're all the same.

[@mariusdrogeanu6161]

Amazes me every time.

[@the_great_magicman1877]

As a fellow cyclist, do you see the high visibility clothing hes wearing? you dont expect someone to drive 3 meters ahead of you and then turn also, theres a "no left turns" sign right in front of him, why would anyone make a left turn right in front of him? should he have paid more attention to the emergency vehicle? ofc, but we dont have mirrors like the moped, i would also have hugged the side of the road and assumed they would pass me, similarly, i dont check both ways on 1 way streets, i dont expect anyone to come from the wrong way.

[@2nd_Directorate]

@@the_great_magicman1877 Emergency vehicles do not have to abide by the rules of traffic during an emergency call (indicated by the subtle light and siren). That is common knowledge. You have to stop usually and clear the road if an emergency vehicle is close by. To every cyclists surprise, they have to follow the same rules as everyone else. And please watch it again, unless our cyclist here has an unexplained mass and momentum overcharge, he could have stopped in time. He just was so friggen full of himself, like oh so many cyclists. Oh and btw, you allways check both ways, doesn´t matter what type of street. You learn that in the first years of school.

[@dulcidy]

WTF, couldn't he have waited 5 secs for firefighters?

[@oussamatahri]

2:33 now you know why safety helmets made for..

[@daniel_960_]

No brain to protect in the first place lol

[@oussamatahri]

@@daniel_960_ haha fr 😅🤣🤣

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

22:35 She sounds like the kind of woman who's been waiting for a man to make a mistake, just so she can document it her entire life.

[@elisaa9981]

How do you know it's a woman? I thought it was a man.

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

​@@elisaa9981Sometimes you just know.

[@elisaa9981]

@kawasakiwhiptwo5821 Hahaha hah! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

thats a bit out of field

[@daltongalloway]

100% agree. That’s women for you

[@greatorial1672]

12:11 That was actually really cool

[@t22-t5t]

on a sled as well! crazy

[@odinoky5814]

🙀

[@domundtgregor6683]

15:00 the toddler is so adorable ... and when he realize the thing at 15:10 it's just priceless !

[@loveislife77]

@17:39 - everything there was salvageable except for 1 order of fries. He made it worse

[@maartendetemmerman393]

he must be someone that can't overcome problems, probably blames everything on the stairs

[@samuelmchargue6160]

The dude on the lawn mower reaction was priceless lol😂. "Damn". Then he throws his arms up in dismay lol 😂

[@SaulOhio]

Imagine having to explain to your insurance agent, "I was just riding along on my motorcycle and this cow just came out of nowhere!"

[@hedkace]

02:37 Dude had GREAT reaction time to go from drive to reverse to avoid any possible damage. Well done.

[@Zebu314]

There's a gradient, he just released the brake. Well done though.

[@lonestar_935]

now the guy before that clip not so much.

[@workhardnaphard7598]

That "I'm sorry dad!" brings back memories lmao

[@thememeshark6393]

Nobody's talking ab that deer that absolute RAN THROUGH THIS DUDE tho 💀💀💀 bro said who's the hunter now😂

[@Mixi-dm3po]

... A few comments that I've seen, and surely there are more... THE DIVINE HAND OF GOD!

[@kindlingpoint]

4:36 the best thing here is how the guy effortlessly takes off his slides without even slowing down

[@arisconrad3910]

There’s so much going on in that clip😂

[@Pragmatic_Optimist_MCR]

Hahaha, didn't notice that at all

[@superjboy16]

10:29 Lmao that wasn't just her scream, that was also the squeak of the trashcan turning, either freaking hilarious.

[@petertaylor6384]

The girl with the chainsaw that fell apart was so so lucky. She could have been shredded

[@murzkatze]

yea, no safety gear at all.

[@cripplermaximus]

12:23 made me squeal with delight

[@Carpetflufff]

A 26 min video without a single "no one was harmed"? We're here to see idiots hurting themselves, thank you very much.

[@mommy2libras]

It says that in a lot of these where it's pretty obvious someone was hurt. I think it just means "no one died or was permanently maimed".

[@kevv95]

15:57 that was some symphony

[@paigemoloney]

6:42 I love how they acted like they’re making one of those cute videos where someone saves a puppy from earthquake rubble, but they forgot it’s a feral rodent 😂

[@perrybb2]

Yeah after watching this video, if I ever see a squirrel in my home, that little bastard is getting creamed

[@glorytokekistan824]

@@perrybb2 creamy

[@90sbaby1]

like at 12:05 I was screaming and gagging 🤣🤧

[@comosaycomosah]

lmao fr he 0 chance now@@perrybb2

[@ErnestVazquez-wu8td]

Famous last words...."Hopefully it's not hollow and we fall through." I laughed hard at that one!

[@elisarosenberger7288]

Holy cow! That last one was really dangerous! Locked in a safe?! Only a matter of minutes before he runs out of oxygen! What an idiot his friend was to just stand there and not get help sooner!

[@johnandersen8998]

Teen brain

[@daniel_960_]

Should have about an hour I'd guess. No problem for firefighters drilling a hole in less than half an hour.

[@leannsmarie]

The firefighters aren't needed. This brand of safe comes with keys that the staff should have to send with it once purchased

[@KS-vs7ht]

@@leannsmarie used to work at academy. Paperwork and key is usually LOCKED in the safe.

[@TL-pb6sz]

I'd call the Lock picking lawyer

[@cjrockssoad]

I like how the woman had the extension cord in her arm and was just blaming everyone else lol

[@Boyso5407]

The scary part is that she was dead serious. What kind of an asshole blames someone else when they injure themselves

[@danielleking262]

Ugh the way she insulted them for "not helping her" for something SHE did was just disgusting.

[@tkps]

@@danielleking262 It could be their family dynamic so hers could be perfectly fine with it. Others are saying it's a setup anyway. We are all becoming so judgemental of others these days without knowing a damn thing about them.

[@jimmyjunk3093]

@@tkps I figured it was simple ribbing. Like shit talking with friends. She's mildly embarrassed so she shit talks to distract from it, was my assumption. I thought this kind of thing was normal for most people, but maybe it isn't. Of course, it's possible she legitimately thought her husband and daughter were idiots, but it doesn't seem that way to me.

[@danielleking262]

@@jimmyjunk3093 She IS sh*t talking because she's embarrassed and playing the blame game, but wow, she doesn't have to be so mean to them when it's clearly her fault. Very toxic trait. "It's YOUR guys' fault I did this!"

[@NautilusGuitars]

22:40 It's cringe inducing to listen to a guy who probably thinks sitting at a desk all day is "hard work" berate a work crew for an inevitable mistake. Just hearing the guys voice makes it immediately apparent that he's never once exerted himself for more than 30 seconds or accomplished anything physical. Go back to your anime and mind your own business, dude. Mistakes happen in the real world when people actually do productive things.

[@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM]

Amen to that brother 🙏

[@TheSuperBoyProject]

Not even an office job. This guy sounds like he's working at subway, spending all his money on pot at the end of the week and complaining about making ends meet while the construction guy is making an honest living and the company he works for will likely coverage the damage.

[@kaiyotee2475]

@@TheSuperBoyProject nah, at least give subway workers some respect lol, they're generally quite nice people.

[@cj_giron7259]

plus it wasn’t even the guy in the excavators fault. he was just told where to dig

[@shawnparshall1165]

@@cj_giron7259 agreed, water lines, underground electrical and gas lines are all supposed to be marked out before digging and the depth is also marked. It could be that it is his fault for digging too deep but either way it isn't a big deal, it would take a few hours work to repair the water line.

[@CindyPriscilla-i4q]

Whoever put this together deserves a virtual high-five. Hilarious from start to finish!