When Everything is OFF BRAND 12

#shorts #skit #asian #parody #comedy #sketch #emotionaldamage
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[@StevenHe]

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[@unknownmagic9960]

Okay lan, finally not a failure

[@finndaughdrill3931]

Even She

[@motogeee510]

Let's see how many tabs you can use at the same time before freezing up an going into safe mode or maybe a hospital ? Rugs or bad kids stay away from the peers an pressures how many trophies do u have ? All day I dream about corn all day I dream about ducking all I dream about ducking ! C u 8 me C u don't 1 me. God mode inactive the verbal abuse isn't real .

[@JonahBehrens-zp3fo]

I use opera!

[@Coconut-the-memer]

Hi

[@micahc6046]

"You got Opera GX" "No, we got Concert XL"

[@SingingInSCR]

Thinking of that

[@The_Cyber_System]

Actually REALLY don't use GX. It's actually bad.

[@livingwarrobots4119]

Stop ​@CharlieRuyung

[@abeyroy007]

Aye 😂

[@ilikewoIves]

@@The_Cyber_Systemi like opera GX 😢

[@leruetheday377]

"This will send Jesus to me, instead?" I want that on every product

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

That got me!

[@mesugaki-enjoyer]

@CharlieRuyung who asked?

[@subnoizesoldier2]

Definitely

[@MrHappyMealCat]

what?@@mesugaki-enjoyer

[@ScotterOtter]

steven might as well make it into a shirt.

[@goody3shoes543]

“Nothing is possible”, now that’s failure management 😂

[@slight9217]

Steven's dad: Steven, you can't just do nothing. Steven: I beg to differ *shows Adidas merch*.

[@MCMarvel616]

@@slight9217 "You got Adidas?" "We got Adadeez."

[@Woolymammoth-db1lt]

sounds too much like life

[@alphagt62]

I want that “Pimp”, Puma hat!

[@adamh1228]

north fake is pretty on point too... lol

[@nebula7197]

“You have Sega?” “Yea we got Sage” “You have Sonic the Hedgehog?” “Mhm we got Fast the Porcupine”

[@arshadmian2060]

fAsT dA pOrCuPiNe R U DUMB

[@RealPepperSans]

You got mario? We got super mayro sisters

[@C.casimpforcassidy86]

You got mega man we get mega boy

[@JohnDoe003]

No we have Sony the Headdog

[@RealPepperSans]

You got Minecraft? We got cubemine

[@akereleferanmi5226]

Putting Jesus in control got me😂😂

[@tahmidtarique6077]

Send bots to Jesus.

[@radbman5932]

Does he want Jesus to take the wheel?

[@kannonsircy7748]

"Will that send Jesus to ME instead?"

[@Livi-vl6iq]

Me to

[@billr3053]

“Putting Christ in Control” - I don’t get it. Some play on words for some gaming thing?

[@KilledByThatTrain]

"Do you have Giovanni Georgio?" "No, but we have Ginormo!"

[@orion5445]

"Do you have JoJo's Bizarre Adventures?" "No but we have JJ's Normal Travels"

[@foulplayer7812]

You should have gone with “Giovanna Giorno” instead.

[@abeyroy007]

​@@foulplayer7812 fr

[@theolanderdilag3872]

"Do you have Giovanni Georgio?" "We got GIORNO GIOVANNA"

[@stevetrm3395]

Nah we got Nick Di giovanni

[@laurenw.8178]

“tHE hORse iS riDiNg tHe gUY?!” 😂😂

[@nermyle03]

"You got supreme? - We got surprise mother f-" I did not expect that 😂😂

[@KateIsCoolDUH]

Yeahe

[@bickhamproductions]

"You have Steven He?" "Yeah we got Stephanie She."

[@Bulzeeb15]

I’ll take a Heven Ste, thanks

[@bbubs15]

ill get the stephanie she

[@arshadmian2060]

😂

[@YTWyattPlays]

"STEPHANIE SHE? i will send you to jesus"

[@CaptainFordoCanonizingCommitee]

I'd like to buy that if you know what I mean |:)

[@TREE-AYE-EM]

1:30 - 1:36 “Rated J for Jesus! Putting Christ in Control!”🤣

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

Something modern society really needs. Vote Jesus for world president! He has my vote.

[@marcusrobinson-johnson]

that part took me out lmao 🤣😂

[@olaosebikanayomi9121]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 who made that

[@greyfriars6540]

Put that on a t-shirt.

[@WatchKid12]

“Will this one send Jesus to *me* instead?”

[@DehkiaSK]

"NOTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!" I'm on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sapphirethewaterfairy122]

Same lol

[@geetanshgohlan]

0:36 *becomes a plank* "Am i here to Workout or get FAT!!???" This plank style always gets me 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@dramaticallydreaming3656]

"This one send Jesus to me instead!" 😂

[@danielivanov930]

🤣

[@dinoz2113]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥👏🙌🤣

[@minecraftussmidway896]

It’s rated Jesus !!

[@FusionUncanniness115]

“RATED JESUS?!” Lol 😂😂

[@vasavapr]

1:00 The horse is riding the guy....😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@HisInfernalMajesty27]

My sanity: YEET! 1:04 My heart: It's really no big deal. **continues pumping sanity in** My brain: I will send you to Jesus 1:20

[@user-34678dsslo]

*YEET! OOF!*

[@LinKueiDragon]

Gets comfortable when you get used to it.. just make sure the horse doesn't weigh too much though.

[@DomTwoFiveFour]

1:02 Steven he: THE HORSE IS RIDING THE GUYY! "💀💀

[@Sonichero151]

How the camera man lost track of dad was a great gag

[@Aerican_Comrade]

Bro said Bucci but Bucci in romanian is a$$

[@JurassicTheory]

Steven’s dad is the kind of guy to say that he gets EMOTIONAL DAMAGE from off-brand products, when in reality he secretly likes them 😂

[@tahmidtarique6077]

Send jesus to bots.

[@NoOneIsReal1987]

FR

[@billr3053]

And he manufactures them… can get special deals, and started the factory when he was nine.

[@mondayz23]

Bruh 🫡

[@itsmid3974]

1:33 I divorced my lungs - ✈️

[@devsus]

WILL THIS SEND JESUS TO ME INSTEAD?!

[@HyperX755]

1:15 LOL WHAT

[@PrinceRioPalace]

1:19 “I will send you to Jesus.” LIFE 360. “please don’t do me like this…” *RATED J FOR JESUS* *PUTTING CHRIST IN CONTROL* “Will this one send Jesus to mean instead?”

[@JuJuDinkyDoo]

The funny thing is that Life360 is a real app that lets you invite friends and family into a group so you can track each other

[@PeterSuarez123]

The worker being startled at the beginning never gets old 😂

[@pravinbalakumar3895]

0:06 PEEPI PEEPI 💀💀

[@Cattdk]

Commerical:You thirsty? Noob cat:Yeah Commerical:we got peepi Noob cat:WHAT THE F-

[@Melon_playgrond123]

YOU SAY BABY BABY IN TRANS

[@Melon_playgrond123]

Peepi peepi

[@HeavyMetalAlicorn]

I love it how "Harry Potter Obama Sonic" has become such an Icon.

[@LinKueiDragon]

For real. I've seen it a lot in recent years

[@Therealkriss]

"Peepi" "Does it come with +20 speed too?" 😂

[@iceraptorgaming8162]

ITS RATED JESUS! PUTTING CHRIST IN CONTROL! Got me dying of shortness of breath 😂😂😂😂😂

[@crazymus_pride]

-You got Steven He - we got Steven Haha

[@OnurGeafer]

0:20-Pfff,just add (im) there.

[@WynnicWither]

"You got Hypixel Skyblock?" "Yes, we have Lovoxel Groundsphere."

[@ChefGamrLafs]

Oh cool. It transferred my son's stats from real life.

[@WynnicWither]

"Intelligence: -5"@@ChefGamrLafs

[@WynnicWither]

"Intelligence: -5" @@ChefGamrLafs

[@NotOrdinary7]

thats a great one!!

[@Just_Some_Gal]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[@TheKidFisher2011]

“That gonna send me to Jesus instead” and the voice crack on "PUTTING CHRIST IN CONTROL" 😂😂😂 Had me rolling off my bed, great work Steven

[@flyingeagle2873]

0:47 clix reference edit I am such a fortnite kid I legit did not know it was a tv show or something

[@YUV1SHP14Y5]

0:42 that's a lot of shoes.

[@HisInfernalMajesty27]

0:43 In Nickelodeon Danger Force, I heard of Bucci Brand

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:20 OMG I LOVE THIS MOMENT every time it appears.

[@MichelePioLanza]

Me too

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:32 Lol I didn’t know they had online catechism

[@annaireneakerman4248]

1:30 RATED JESUS

[@LeeFeather]

1:30 Sent Jesus to Me in Stead🤣⚰️

[@Mutraxation]

i swear, i LOVE the completely random poses you do. they give the final touch to COMEDY also minor detail at 0:31 is ur pointing in wrong direction. based on what directions u face, the pointing should be to right not left. JUST MINOR DETAIL i couldnt not notice

[@GirlsLoveGamers]

1:07 I'd buy that one

[@we_are_legends_4235]

The "rated Jesus" off-brand got me good! Great to see the series return! I was starting to wonder if you ran out of off-brands to talk about.

[@Asgardians3t]

"will this send jesus to me instead?" LMAO that was the best line!

[@shirleyschalkwijk132]

0:53 my name is mike 😂😂

[@winkdawink6239]

My favorite KZbinr strikes back. I love this series. *Here is my own version of a new Steven He video:* Steven's father: Do you have Steven He? Store owner: Yes, we have a "Failure Child". Steven's father: Do you have a Starbucks employee working for minimum wage? Store owner: Yes, we do have Steven He Steven's father: Do you have a successful Actor? Store owner: Oh sorry we don't have anyone at the moment. How about a UNsuccessful (aka failing) actor? Steven's father: You have an UNsuccessful actor? Who? Steven He? Store owner: Actually, yes! Steven is available. Would you like to buy him? Steven's father: hyiaa, isn't it torture enough that he's my son? What makes you think I would want to buy him? Not even the most stupidest man would want to buy him. Store owner: But isn't he the most stupid- Steven's father: My point Exactly!!! Steven's father: Do you have anything that's the exact opposite of Steven? Store owner: We do have Timmy. Steven's father: I will trade you Steven for Timmy. Store owner: NO NO!! I rather die than take Steven!! Store owner: *Commits Suicide* Steven's father: hyiaa another dead!! How many people have to die because of you Steven. Get a Job and a Life! No wonder you don't have a girlfriend. Your cousin Timmy was 9 years old when he became a doctor, and now he has 500 girlfriends. When you talk to girls, they never say "Call me", because you are not "tall" or "handsome". *You look like the child of the Grinch and Quasimodo!* Steven: But, I am your child, so I am supposed to look like you. So if I look like that, don't you as well? Steven's father: I never told you this before, but you should know... "You're adopted" I only bought you because you were 100% off. I didn't know you would become this *Ugly, Failing, Unsuccessful, Unattractive, Stoopid, also to mention An Extremely Ugly Child.* Also, I didn't know that there was a "Non-refundable" policy, and now I am stuck with you and your crazy dreams of being a *"Failure, poor, lifeless, Starbucks actor"* Steven: *emotionally dies*

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:02 BoJack Horseman Spoilers:

[@davidhu7094]

0:44 At least they're honest 💀

[@AshwinSelvakumar]

Nothing is possible sounds like the perfect tagline for Failure management. He should've got that backpack

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:55 Steven really said: “Put it on my tab.”

[@FuIIEpicness]

these socks look nice 0:10

[@patriciarowe4326]

the "i will send you to jesus" at 1:20 had me laughing

[@revathivivek4457]

"peepi" and "rated jesus" , i laughed so hard i no cliped into the backrooms 💀💀💀💀

[@iloveampworld2187]

Do off brand youtubers

[@AwesomeTwig]

RATED JESUS?!?!?! 1:25

[@robertspreine5770]

Steven He should have an off brand 13”You got UHaul?” “We have OHail!”

[@TheAdhdMessDude]

Bro the chicken nuggy sayin "thats what she said" caught me off guard💀

[@TheAdhdMessDude]

He*

[@Lionbeastbeymasters]

2:54 keep spamming

[@OsandaJayasanka]

1:43 Bro dont put your laptop on a pillow... it isn't good for the laptop cooling... keep it on a table instead Btw i like your videos 😁😂😅

[@tacopizzalover1]

Can we just talk about how this dude is always scared when someone says hello to him? 😂

[@user-fk5sv1gw4m]

"nothing is possible!"💀

[@Just_Some_Gal]

"You got Minecraft?" "Yes we have Excavateconstruct"

[@StripeyAnimations]

The employee just keeps getting more terrified of Steven’s dad. 💀

[@hityouwiththatdduddudu]

Using an already made operas promotion for your sponsor was the most off brand thing ever 😂

[@MycoronavirusisBangtan]

His laugh at end got me wheezing 😂😂😂

[@K1llsw1tchplayz]

"RATED JESUS!?!?!?" got me dying on the floor bro that caught me soooo off guard omggg you killed it XDDD

[@UglyDuckling882]

Asian dad:HAAAM!! Am I here to work out or get FAT!? Got me dead 💀

[@alenpodkolzin]

"You got a flashlight?" "We got wolverine darkness"

[@Sippy6447]

‘Nothing is possible. That makes me want to eat *donuts* ‘ I was laughing so hard

[@bendinh2263]

These videos never get old and the “brands” just get funnier every time. Steven is the G.O.A.T of KZbin!!!

[@GodGamer469]

Nothing is possible got me laughing 😅

[@astrangerskat8437]

“Do you have a father” “No we have the run away milkman”

[@AnIndianBoi1905]

"The horse is riding the guy-" MAN WHAT😭😭💀💀

[@JSheerXeno54]

"Will this one send Jesus to me instead?" is the greatest twist on that running joke X3 I love it!

[@Fraser142]

still makes me smile and laugh everytime these skits. it never gets old for me.

[@roaksha]

Dude! I love your off brand skits. They are 100% the best!

[@Different16]

'This will send jesus to me instead' 😂

[@RAYDENBRYCETCO]

“peepi” NAW LOL

[@sadquemohammed5985]

“The horse is riding the guy”! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂That one almost killed me in laughter.😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robloxmusickid505]

"That's what he said" nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Steven snuck that into the video so smoothly oml 😭😂

[@dextertas9137]

You got modern warfare III, we got medieval battles 30: Text of Job

[@SammyRenard]

"Nothing Is Possible" That speaks to me so damn loudly, I want one lol

[@arshadmian2060]

FRRR

[@Asadisbro]

0:20 even that text means you can’t even get motivated to eat donuts

[@michaelmcclane8624]

0:36 and 0:38 the random planking always get me😂

[@Radin-productions]

0:41 & 1:02 Steven coming outside from the closet and Steven bringing down the flow pot are extremely funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZaneKendrixOlano]

1:33 PUTTING CHIRST IN CONTROL GOT ME ON THE FLOOR

[@vicmandilon]

“THE HORSE IS RIDING THE GUY” got me 😂

[@greengoose3956]

This was one of the best. And that says a lot as a big fan. This had me spitting up my drink

[@kemiazubike5062]

"Hey, do you have Pokemon?" "No, but we have Rabbit Evolution." "Ok, you have Nintendo?" "We have Nobraino" "Do you have Donkey Kong?" "We have Horse Knock."

[@user-bw4fy9mf3q]

😂 Steven is a true comedy genius. I can’t wait for part 13!

[@AngolaballPhantomVigilance]

0:07 PEEPI!? 0:20 NOTHING IS POSSIBLE!? 0:35 HAM!? 0:44 BUCCI? 0:46 NORTHFAKE? 0:47 SUPRISEMOTHER-? 0:53 MIKE?

[@Amelia-not-here-]

The way he said peepie got me rolling on the ground 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AVlSH]

the horse is riding the guy i died

[@Mikeymilne1510]

The series RETURNS

[@Mylesbrown2351]

Off brands daddy = diddy

[@sembalo1776]

this is hands down my favorite series from steven xD

[@KingDuckling01]

“Will this one send me to Jesus, instead?” Never thought of that.

[@Inglan]

I use opera. It sends my geolocation data to opera!

[@kolourcoder5064]

This guy is never dissapointing. So comedic and funny 🤣

[@tjg750]

“This one will send Jesus to me” Got me dying bro 😂😂

[@boni787]

"You got Five Nights At Freddy's?" "We got Six Afternoons at Frebbo's"

[@RayvenLunaNite]

"Will this one send Jesus to me instead?"

[@breannajones2567]

“Putting Jesus in control” I guess is the new way of saying, “Jesus take the wheel!” 😂😂😂

[@misskingii]

Okay, that last one sent me and made me happy🤣 Also, your laugh is infectious. I never get tired of the bloopers.❤