when fanfics aren't beta read (no beta we die like ___)

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tonka joey

2 жыл бұрын

**Potential spoiler warning for many fandoms!!**
When ao3's favorite "no beta we die like men" tag gets a little more specific.
Fun fact: I have never had one of my fanfictions beta read. Instead, I just post it and wait for my sister to message me about all the typos I made. No beta, we die like my ego when I see all the dumb grammar mistakes.
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@pink_entity5227
@pink_entity5227 2 жыл бұрын
SPOILERS FOR SEVERAL FANDOMS
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was going to add that but forgot, thanks!
@pink_entity5227
@pink_entity5227 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonkajoey08 no problem! =D
@juniperberryyyy
@juniperberryyyy 2 жыл бұрын
No spoiler warning, we die like **gunshot**
@theegglord2547
@theegglord2547 2 жыл бұрын
No spoiler warning we die like @@juniperberryyyy
@buggymah
@buggymah 2 ай бұрын
No fr I just started death note WHAT.
@DocHolliday1851
@DocHolliday1851 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites is "no beta, we die like my sleep schedule". Lord knows it's true.
@RW5583.
@RW5583. 2 жыл бұрын
Same honestly
@mauraperezvaldes533
@mauraperezvaldes533 2 жыл бұрын
@@RW5583. same
@romerotheliger3904
@romerotheliger3904 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@kaydubsthekoifish
@kaydubsthekoifish 2 жыл бұрын
I'm using this. I even know exactly which one to put it on.
@TheSt0neK1ng
@TheSt0neK1ng 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta just alpha and omega" freaking killed me, hit me like a truck
@justanawkwardnerd
@justanawkwardnerd 2 жыл бұрын
Right? That was great!
@NiennaFan1
@NiennaFan1 2 жыл бұрын
They're a legend (also, if you write omegaverse and you have a beta are you contractually obliged to have weird kinky sex with them?)
@_taaaam
@_taaaam 2 жыл бұрын
@@NiennaFan1 they're a beta so probably not?
@girlwiththegreenhair
@girlwiththegreenhair 2 жыл бұрын
same
@camiloquinayasvarela7337
@camiloquinayasvarela7337 2 жыл бұрын
No beta, we die like Azula's mental stability.
@dzsofy
@dzsofy 2 жыл бұрын
This made me sad
@GreenRasqberries
@GreenRasqberries 2 жыл бұрын
*thats rough, buddy*
@avidagamegerl1081
@avidagamegerl1081 2 жыл бұрын
She had mental stability?
@tigressismyfavoritelesbian6319
@tigressismyfavoritelesbian6319 2 жыл бұрын
Once, I saw "No beta we die," Just that. I don't know if they misclickled or if it was intentional, but either way, it was funny.
@gayjay6868
@gayjay6868 2 жыл бұрын
Tma "No betas we die no betas we doe we using die"
@boingooingo3317
@boingooingo3317 2 жыл бұрын
I think I once saw a tag that was 'no beta, i died writing this' or smth
@Blanch590
@Blanch590 2 жыл бұрын
Mine is “no beta we die like McDonald’s ice cream machines”
@emerygrey1582
@emerygrey1582 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@officialname9817
@officialname9817 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah mine is just no beta we die Nothing we just all die
@nyxcharliechaos
@nyxcharliechaos 2 жыл бұрын
I remeber seeing one that said "no beta we die like lesbians in the kill your gays trope" "I should clarify that no lesbians die in this fic" it's probably my favourite one i've seen so far
@kjarakravik4837
@kjarakravik4837 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, that sounds familiar. Was it a she-ra or supercorp fic?
@nyxcharliechaos
@nyxcharliechaos 2 жыл бұрын
@@kjarakravik4837 Ever After High actually
@holyshard530
@holyshard530 2 жыл бұрын
@@nyxcharliechaos my sis would love that one lbh--
@kkyoshoke
@kkyoshoke 2 жыл бұрын
@@nyxcharliechaos Forever Charming?
@nyxcharliechaos
@nyxcharliechaos 2 жыл бұрын
@@kkyoshoke yep, it's a p good fic (in my opinion)
@honeybunny4339
@honeybunny4339 2 жыл бұрын
"Is it still no beta if I anxiously re-read the draft like a hundred times before it's posted?" This is, this is the question of my friendless life🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@chuichiro0062
@chuichiro0062 2 жыл бұрын
Commenting to get notified
@SkyCloudsStudios
@SkyCloudsStudios 2 жыл бұрын
Personally I don’t put ‘no-beta’ due to redrafting twice with a weeks time between each, but that might be wrong of me idk
@chuichiro0062
@chuichiro0062 2 жыл бұрын
@@SkyCloudsStudios exactly, since if you're already being anxious enough to spot every single mistake in your fic and try to rectify them, i mean, does that really count as being beta read? Or does it have to be a different person.
@Novel272
@Novel272 10 ай бұрын
"no beta, just my anxiety"
@dzsofy
@dzsofy 2 жыл бұрын
No beta, we die like my heterosexuality
@probably_noah9417
@probably_noah9417 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kashviie
@kashviie 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@DocHolliday1851
@DocHolliday1851 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@blossomrockruff
@blossomrockruff 2 жыл бұрын
Never had it
@screamingisopod8281
@screamingisopod8281 2 жыл бұрын
Something can't die if it never lived
@intangerbline3683
@intangerbline3683 2 жыл бұрын
Living in my head rent free, "no beta we die like izuku's bones".
@queertearss
@queertearss 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like the Todoroki family's eldest child (still alive but now very very evil, emo, and fucked up)
@ChaoS_Cryptid
@ChaoS_Cryptid 2 жыл бұрын
Personal favorite "No beta we die like sir nighteye"
@kinosalittlecutiepie3596
@kinosalittlecutiepie3596 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChaoS_Cryptid this one I'm used to🤣🤣🤣
@theboopernetwork5076
@theboopernetwork5076 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChaoS_Cryptid “No beta, we die like Oboro.”
@Asteri0519
@Asteri0519 Жыл бұрын
​@@theboopernetwork5076 why must you kill me like this
@Madisongs
@Madisongs 2 жыл бұрын
I saw a few tags that used "no betta" in the place of "no beta" and now I wanna write a fish-centric or fishlike-centric fanfiction of some sort just so I can use that tag as a pun somehow.
@Madisongs
@Madisongs 2 жыл бұрын
(homestuck spoilers) \/ \/ \/ \/ homestuck seadweller-centric fanfiction that says "no betta we die like meenah peixes"
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
No betta, we die like my betta fish when I was a kid...
@Madisongs
@Madisongs 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonkajoey08 RIP to your betta fish :(
@InfiniteAnvil
@InfiniteAnvil 2 жыл бұрын
No betta we die like Nemo's mom
@Madisongs
@Madisongs 2 жыл бұрын
@@InfiniteAnvil LMAO
@oopsalleyes
@oopsalleyes 2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite is “No beta, we kayak like Tim”
@pigeon6591
@pigeon6591 2 жыл бұрын
yes I was honestly waiting for it to turn up
@zenithmushroom3393
@zenithmushroom3393 2 жыл бұрын
Keep thotting it up in Heaven King 😔✊
@noabinnendijk361
@noabinnendijk361 2 жыл бұрын
^^
@yumiendercat3685
@yumiendercat3685 2 жыл бұрын
Tim!
@Deadly_sparkles
@Deadly_sparkles 2 жыл бұрын
We are Tim 😌
@thatb1h855
@thatb1h855 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when it's like 'no beta we die like [insert character whose death traumatised every fan]'
@demdem7946
@demdem7946 2 жыл бұрын
“No beta we die like ace” every time I see this I cry
@arandomteto
@arandomteto 2 жыл бұрын
dream smp fandom with “no beta we die like ghostbur“ and “no beta we die like ranboo“
@avidagamegerl1081
@avidagamegerl1081 2 жыл бұрын
Honkai fandom be like: “no beta we die like Himeko” “HIMEKOOOOOOOO”
@arandomteto
@arandomteto 2 жыл бұрын
@@avidagamegerl1081 HIMEKO NOOOOO NOT THE FINAL LESSON
@faceless.3224
@faceless.3224 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta, we die like Rengoku, By essentially turning into a donut"
@GreenRasqberries
@GreenRasqberries 2 жыл бұрын
Another favorite in the avatar fandom is: No beta, we die like Jet
@xCorvus7x
@xCorvus7x 2 жыл бұрын
Jet dies?
@error_-gy1qy
@error_-gy1qy 2 жыл бұрын
@@xCorvus7x you know, it was really unclear
@heathercreates
@heathercreates 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we turn into the moon like Yue
@xCorvus7x
@xCorvus7x 2 жыл бұрын
@@error_-gy1qy so we die maybe or maybe not, just as there may or may not be typos or whatever in the fanfiction edit: brilliant
@FennekinBraixen
@FennekinBraixen 2 жыл бұрын
@@heathercreates Thats rough, buddy
@one_smol_duck
@one_smol_duck 2 жыл бұрын
Idk what hurt worse, "We die like Club Penguin" or "We die like fictional lesbians"
@kitdriveyards9533
@kitdriveyards9533 2 жыл бұрын
one of my WIPs has "no beta we die like palpatine" followed by "once in a climactic final battle and once in a disappointing followup nobody wanted"
@mash9415
@mash9415 2 жыл бұрын
what HAPPENED to your beta reader
@thecommanderplays5651
@thecommanderplays5651 2 жыл бұрын
"No Beta We Die Like Sir Nighteye" Is very common in the MHA stories
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
I saw soooo many variations of that while I was looking for these!
@kinosalittlecutiepie3596
@kinosalittlecutiepie3596 2 жыл бұрын
True☠️
@bunnygirl6808
@bunnygirl6808 2 жыл бұрын
I have seen one that was "No beta we die like manly men
@justanawkwardnerd
@justanawkwardnerd 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best I've ever seen was "No beta, we die like Nana - Alone and at the hands of everything we've ever feared."
@andromeda_va39
@andromeda_va39 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like canon
@crazycatlady8710
@crazycatlady8710 2 жыл бұрын
One I see is "no beta die like Enderman- screaming our lungs out"
@joaquingamarra3248
@joaquingamarra3248 2 жыл бұрын
While touching water
@NepetasShippingWall1642
@NepetasShippingWall1642 2 жыл бұрын
best one i've seen is "no beta because god wasn't dissapointed enough already"
@chrysanthemum7391
@chrysanthemum7391 2 жыл бұрын
No beta, we have grammatical errors in our fanfic titles and chapter titles like men. 😔
@Fruityfruitcat
@Fruityfruitcat 2 жыл бұрын
“No beta, we die like the dead dove you shouldn’t eat” 😭😭😭
@moraelity
@moraelity 2 жыл бұрын
Ive seen, “no beta- because the beta is like your father”, “not there and never will” Crack fics have the funniest tags
@ari_isonfire2
@ari_isonfire2 2 жыл бұрын
My mom: "No beta, we die like our respect for Rose Quartz"
@NiennaFan1
@NiennaFan1 2 жыл бұрын
Your mom writes fanfiction? That's so cool!
@ari_isonfire2
@ari_isonfire2 2 жыл бұрын
@@NiennaFan1 she writes in-universe emails for her fandoms about various situations! Like, she wrote up a mock email about Dr. Doofensmirtz getting Perry assigned as his nemesis. It's great.
@andromeda_va39
@andromeda_va39 2 жыл бұрын
Your MOM?? Dang, you've got a pretty cool mom!
@NiennaFan1
@NiennaFan1 2 жыл бұрын
@@ari_isonfire2 link
@oreo_6206
@oreo_6206 2 жыл бұрын
@@ari_isonfire2 bro tell your mom to stop hogging the swag😠/j
@MiaC218
@MiaC218 2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite is “No beta we die like Robins” These are basically just in Batfam fics but they get me every time.
@Zela_Night
@Zela_Night 2 жыл бұрын
I love that tag, but my favorite BatFam tag is "major character death" "we all know who dies, and we all know he comes back"
@larala21mil
@larala21mil 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that tag
@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov
@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov Жыл бұрын
No beta, we die like Tim Drake's sanity in Batman Beyond.
@MiaC218
@MiaC218 Жыл бұрын
@@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov TOO SOON
@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov
@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov Жыл бұрын
@@MiaC218 Too soon? Didn't Batman Beyond come out in, like, 2000? How the hell is that "too soon"?
@Cet-gr5ym
@Cet-gr5ym 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, hidden somewhere in this fanfic. Watch out for her.
@historynerd205
@historynerd205 2 жыл бұрын
The fic in question probably has 11037 kudos, right?
@queertearss
@queertearss 2 жыл бұрын
She was probably hiding in that damn octagon, if only Hinata had passed second grade geometry
@joaquingamarra3248
@joaquingamarra3248 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta we die like our hopes of Mukuro getting her own sprites" I feel like this would be popular too
@queertearss
@queertearss 2 жыл бұрын
@@joaquingamarra3248 i like “no beta we die like your favorite danganronpa characters” this is an actual tag lol
@kaidouhottopicgiftcard
@kaidouhottopicgiftcard 2 жыл бұрын
that is beautiful
@sapix6937
@sapix6937 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite: No beta, we die like the men Kirishima would want us to be
@ghost.mp3
@ghost.mp3 2 жыл бұрын
oh that is a good one
@Jes_Draws
@Jes_Draws 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite one ive run across is "no beta, we die like Adora lowkey wants to"
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
I almost included that!
@Scolop98
@Scolop98 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, some good appreciation for fandom-specific "no beta" variants
@KeruuKat
@KeruuKat 2 жыл бұрын
its good unless you read fanfic for fandoms with major character deaths, then they are all mostly the same and it all hurts :(
@rowanistired5708
@rowanistired5708 2 жыл бұрын
I once saw “no beta we die like Timmie’s pidgeons” while looking at genshin fics
@paperkid73
@paperkid73 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like timmie’s dad
@khaenriya
@khaenriya 2 жыл бұрын
no beta we die like joel's dad
@enerel2653
@enerel2653 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like dongdongs dad
@rimos4613
@rimos4613 2 жыл бұрын
no beta we die like my hopes of getting la signiora
@talis2513
@talis2513 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like Khaenri'ah -My fanfic
@TimberedFir2048
@TimberedFir2048 2 жыл бұрын
my Minecraft: Story Mode fic with “no beta we die like Reuben (too soon? too soon)”
@analogsmiles
@analogsmiles 2 жыл бұрын
no beta we die like jesse every time we fuck up a relatively easy qte
@TimberedFir2048
@TimberedFir2048 2 жыл бұрын
@@analogsmiles so true bestie
@agathaplayziez4953
@agathaplayziez4953 2 жыл бұрын
saw a no beta we die like fred once 😢😢
@luvkirby4ever
@luvkirby4ever 2 жыл бұрын
TOO SOON
@alexfrostwalker
@alexfrostwalker 2 жыл бұрын
NOOOO
@clown_in_a_pool
@clown_in_a_pool 2 жыл бұрын
_the day I start writing is the day that there’s a small chance of me appearing here, and I slightly fear that day_
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
If you do, it's a compliment to your creativity :) And will hopefully help more people find your wonderful writing!
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonkajoey08 I hope i get in here. My version of this tag, which will be going on my ben ten fanfiction when I get invited, will be "no beta we die like vilgax does eventually' Quickly and in pain."
@clown_in_a_pool
@clown_in_a_pool 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonkajoey08 _I’m currently just trying to write angst about my two characters trapped in another dimension, so I think that’s creative enough lmao_
@duyguecemertan8521
@duyguecemertan8521 2 жыл бұрын
You know, you can easily find a beta on discord on the right servers
@ladielydkyd1281
@ladielydkyd1281 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonkajoey08 I'd love to end up on a video like this.
@pink_entity5227
@pink_entity5227 2 жыл бұрын
“No beta, we die and reincarnate into Xehanort” Being in the Kingdom Hearts fandom, I confirm when you die you either get revived, reincarnated into Xehanort, or end up inside of the main character’s heart.
@samanthahaley327
@samanthahaley327 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite characters: N O R T And Sora and the sortas
@pink_entity5227
@pink_entity5227 2 жыл бұрын
@@samanthahaley327 please, this is way too accurate
@lessevilnyarlathotep1595
@lessevilnyarlathotep1595 2 жыл бұрын
no beta we get N O R T E D
@holyshard530
@holyshard530 2 жыл бұрын
@@lessevilnyarlathotep1595 kingdom hearts is all and all.. NORTY!!
@BasementCorvid
@BasementCorvid 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta- we die like Vanitas" is one I've seen
@TheStarsTwilight
@TheStarsTwilight 2 жыл бұрын
That Cyberpunk 2077 one was comedy gold, holy shit.
@ranyadavina4585
@ranyadavina4585 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites is "No beta we die like... I can't say it, it hurts too much" because it's non spoiler and can apply to any character, and also cause Mood™
@bottledfish..
@bottledfish.. 2 жыл бұрын
i heard 'no beta - we die like lonely terrorists who dream of receiving fatherly affection' and just immediately went "wilbur soot??"
@mauraperezvaldes533
@mauraperezvaldes533 2 жыл бұрын
You too?
@YumeBat
@YumeBat 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta we die like Ghostbur"
@mauraperezvaldes533
@mauraperezvaldes533 2 жыл бұрын
@@YumeBat 😭😭😭
@DhrithionVocals
@DhrithionVocals 2 жыл бұрын
@@YumeBat bro I'm not in the fandom anymore and this is giving me really sad flashbacks why- 😭😭
@YumeBat
@YumeBat 2 жыл бұрын
@@DhrithionVocals cus im still sad abt it aind i want everyone to be sad too, he deserved better 😭😭
@DK-go6nw
@DK-go6nw 2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite is “no beta, we turn around like Orpheus”
@grace5033
@grace5033 2 жыл бұрын
was it a Hadestown fic? (Percy Jackson would be my next guess)
@DK-go6nw
@DK-go6nw 2 жыл бұрын
@@grace5033 I think it was Hadestown, I don’t remember exactly
@leafonalemon
@leafonalemon 2 жыл бұрын
I once saw one that said "No beta we die like my prospects for a stable future" and another one that said "No beta we die like my sanity writing this" and they instantly became my favourites
@historynerd205
@historynerd205 2 жыл бұрын
I once saw one for the Roblox game "Entry Point" (which is a really good game btw) and since almost all of the main characters get killed off, the tag was: "No beta, we die like HALF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS DAMN GAME"
@sarahni
@sarahni 2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite in star wars is the "No beta we die like clones" tag But the best one was the alpha and omega one sorry I don't make the rules
@bellacruel1396
@bellacruel1396 2 жыл бұрын
I just thought of some: "No beta we die like ghostbur/ friend." "No beta we die like Patroclus."
@jessicatH22
@jessicatH22 2 жыл бұрын
how could you
@bellacruel1396
@bellacruel1396 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessicatH22 Cuz I can- *sobs*
@thesensiblesupervillain4625
@thesensiblesupervillain4625 2 жыл бұрын
A story I did had "no beta we die like Icarus"
@bellacruel1396
@bellacruel1396 2 жыл бұрын
@@thesensiblesupervillain4625 brutal💀
@junoniathesilkwing4221
@junoniathesilkwing4221 2 жыл бұрын
No beta, we die like Wanda Maximoff’s loved ones
@emgre5567
@emgre5567 2 жыл бұрын
My personal fav is always “no beta we die like mne”
@rebekahl840
@rebekahl840 2 жыл бұрын
I love that one
@CygnusDoesThings
@CygnusDoesThings 2 жыл бұрын
"no beta we die like my relationship with my dad" "no beta we die like my motivation to finish my drafts" "no beta we die like endermen, screeching our lungs out"
@DocHolliday1851
@DocHolliday1851 2 жыл бұрын
Dean's brain _does_ die every time he's with Cas. Sus Geralt's lucky lol. Never knew how tough white/platinum hair was to achieve & maintain until I went for it. Even harder to keep the red from staining the white.
@Semitura
@Semitura 2 жыл бұрын
All my Dr.Stone fanfics that didn't have a beta read have "no beta we die like Byakuya" as a tag.
@crffin5458
@crffin5458 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been deep in the danganronpa hole recently, so I was very confused for a sec before it clicked
@monicaraybrandt
@monicaraybrandt 2 жыл бұрын
no beta we go into a cryogenic sleep like tsukasa 😔
@primeviolahalogen9878
@primeviolahalogen9878 2 жыл бұрын
@Semitura Too soon
@greed7255
@greed7255 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite one was from Fire Emblem and it was "No beta, we die like Glenn" not only bc of the pun but also the fucking fact that theres literally two different Glenns between all of the games and both are completaly dead somehow
@kaderipp2043
@kaderipp2043 2 жыл бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT- (tho i sadly only know of one glenn)
@conspiracypanda1200
@conspiracypanda1200 2 жыл бұрын
THAT'S the fe tag I was trying to remember! I think there's also a version that goes "no beta we die like every father in this damn series ever", or something like that. The joke can gain even more layers if you're dealing with FE: Heroes, where multiple versions of fe characters can show up--including undead/fallen versions of the main story characters!
@starrodpiplup
@starrodpiplup 2 жыл бұрын
Tips to survive the FE world 1. Don't be named Glenn. 2. Don't be named Monica 3. Don't be a dad
@-_minttea_-5841
@-_minttea_-5841 2 жыл бұрын
Ive also seen "no beta, we die like jeralt" gosh i love fire emblem
@kaderipp2043
@kaderipp2043 2 жыл бұрын
@@-_minttea_-5841 it's been years but it's still too soon for me to hear that
@kats1203
@kats1203 2 жыл бұрын
Time to publish something to ao3 just so I can tag "no beta it's MY turn to die"
@desil30stm
@desil30stm 2 жыл бұрын
Make it a fanfic about the game ''Your turn to die'' and it'll be perfect.
@jessypan8239
@jessypan8239 2 жыл бұрын
I once read a "no beta we die like prince Philip" and I think it's one of my favorite fanfiction ever
@comradewindowsill4253
@comradewindowsill4253 2 жыл бұрын
...with a several decade long lag, you mean?
@neriumdelusion
@neriumdelusion 2 жыл бұрын
“No beta we kayak like Tim” is one from the Magnus Archives fandom and I love it
@hillsophie334
@hillsophie334 2 жыл бұрын
Right, I was hoping that it would be in the vid
@cassou124
@cassou124 2 жыл бұрын
shoutout to "no beta we die like archival assistants" too
@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Жыл бұрын
What's your opinion on "no beta we die like jurgen leitner stupid idiot mf jurgen leitner god damn fool" bc I might start using it on my fics lmao
@Miss__Mystic
@Miss__Mystic 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta, we die like Zeppelis" This is one that always makes me laugh and cry.
@snailofkale
@snailofkale 2 жыл бұрын
1
@aki_deratzu
@aki_deratzu 2 жыл бұрын
Personal favorite of "No beta, we die like Sir Nighteye" followed by "he was a d**k anyways"
@imreadytokermitsomecrime4761
@imreadytokermitsomecrime4761 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta we die like L'manburg" Saw this tag when I went to read Passerine. It's been several months and I still feel depressed everytime I see a yellow rose.
@ViktorySubliminals
@ViktorySubliminals Жыл бұрын
i’m going to read it soon wish me luck lmao
@monikorasort
@monikorasort 2 жыл бұрын
“No beta, we die like Ethan’s left hand.” Repeatedly, and always by the doing of psychotic women with sharp weapons?
@Zephirite.
@Zephirite. 2 жыл бұрын
3:10 “no beta, we die like I did when my mom found my gay fanfic I wrote when I was twelve” Title: “It’s for school, I swear!” Lol.
@confleis3587
@confleis3587 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourites from the CR fandom is 'no beta we die like cookies against the dragon everyday'
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 2 жыл бұрын
oh god i want to make a funny tgaa reference to signal that i know who your pfp is but EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S VAN ZIEKS I HAVEN'T PLAYED TGAA SO I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
@kitkatavie7020
@kitkatavie7020 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favs for Batfam fics is ‘no beta, we die like Bruce Wayne’s parents’
@subwaybug
@subwaybug 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like clones/droids is by far my favorite in the SW fandom
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
I saw a lot of stormtrooper versions!
@2verysnowyyy
@2verysnowyyy 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like b1 battle droids
@Paradee477
@Paradee477 2 жыл бұрын
My personal favourite one i see for genshin impact is “no beta we die like guizhong”
@queertearss
@queertearss 2 жыл бұрын
I have seen "No beta we die like Kaeya's nation" and "No beta we die like Khaenri'ah", which mean the same thing but still
@mimisezlol
@mimisezlol 2 жыл бұрын
Genshin needs a "no beta we die like everyone's parents" tag
@potat2290
@potat2290 2 жыл бұрын
Read a fluff fic once where all the tags were sweet and wholesome, and in the middle of it the author just wrote "no beta we die like my will to live". I physically had to stand up and take a moment because that came out of NOWHERE.
@cursedalmondcookie5880
@cursedalmondcookie5880 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like the live chat after the video ends
@dragonblade4125
@dragonblade4125 2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a “no beta we die like i should have but i survived out of spite”
@emerygrey1582
@emerygrey1582 2 жыл бұрын
No beta, we die like george in manhunt
@dreamystone
@dreamystone 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite was in a fanfic for umbrella academy. "No betas we die like Ben"
@matado_
@matado_ 2 жыл бұрын
Recently saw a Transformers smut fanfic with the tag "no beta because god wasn't disappointed enough already" I didn't click on it because I wasn't interested but at least the author was self-aware, I guess
@YouveBeenMegged
@YouveBeenMegged 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the "We die like Chat Noir's dad should" one that I decided to hunt down and read the fic. 10/10 would recommend.
@TheChristianCountess2721
@TheChristianCountess2721 Жыл бұрын
LOL, I died at that one! And then I read the title of the fic itself...😂 Now Imma need to read just out of curiosity, lol
@MubarackOsama
@MubarackOsama 2 жыл бұрын
I had to drop a no beta ff recently because i knew nobody who watched k-on. I messed up the literal seasons of the year and died like Mio's strawberry.
@gracescott5828
@gracescott5828 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite is something along the lines of "no beta, we astrally project like yue"
@JACK123101
@JACK123101 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the one about not showing friends because I don’t want them reading something that would reinforce their ideas of not bringing me in other friend circles one, yeah…
@fuckoff398
@fuckoff398 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourites is "no beta we die like endermen, screaming our lungs out"
@hamkittens2420
@hamkittens2420 2 жыл бұрын
"no beta, we just saunter vaugely downwards like Crowley" and "no beta, we die like Steve's character development in endgame" got me
@nezumi217
@nezumi217 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta we die like Jason Todd," haunts me
@jimpickens5936
@jimpickens5936 2 жыл бұрын
Found a “no beta- we die like my emotions” recently
@WorldThatNeverWas08
@WorldThatNeverWas08 2 жыл бұрын
I see 'No Beta We Die Like Glenn' so much in the Fire Emblem fandom.
@DecimusYna
@DecimusYna 2 жыл бұрын
Alright, I'm gonna call it. They're going to be Jason Todd or Daichi in it lmao. Edit: Oof. I'm gonna commit sudoku.
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
There are so many Jason Todd ones on ao3, poor guy
@DecimusYna
@DecimusYna 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonkajoey08 Everytime I see that tag, I drink. They're so many lol.
@monicaraybrandt
@monicaraybrandt 2 жыл бұрын
i was bracing myself for daichi
@shazana1058
@shazana1058 2 жыл бұрын
@@monicaraybrandt Even I was expecting it. I though at least one (dadchi, daichi or deadchi as I've seen all) would be there but it wasn't.
@kinosalittlecutiepie3596
@kinosalittlecutiepie3596 2 жыл бұрын
I thought we'd see Daichi too since it's pretty well known I think
@insertcheesypunhere
@insertcheesypunhere 2 жыл бұрын
"no beta, just alpha and omega" sent me to the floor laughing.
@maithilisakhrani9093
@maithilisakhrani9093 2 жыл бұрын
no beta we die like [redacted spoilers] is one of my personal favourites.
@jessicanewton8051
@jessicanewton8051 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta, we die like Zeppelis"
@KaraShadows95
@KaraShadows95 2 жыл бұрын
SHIIIZZZZAAAAAAAAA
@snailofkale
@snailofkale 2 жыл бұрын
3
@thecheesycookie2767
@thecheesycookie2767 Жыл бұрын
One time in the Star Wars fandom, I saw "No beta we die like liberty with thunderous applause"
@madamhenriettalaviniawithe7215
@madamhenriettalaviniawithe7215 2 жыл бұрын
A favourite of mine I found some time ago: "no beta, we die like the men Kirishima thinks we are"
@Zombie4harts
@Zombie4harts 2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite that wasn’t shared in this video is “no beta we kayak like Tim”
@heathercreates
@heathercreates 2 жыл бұрын
No beta we die like Ben (The Umbrella Academy.) A personal favorite just because it rhymes.
@michaelinthebathroom7560
@michaelinthebathroom7560 2 жыл бұрын
Or 'No beta- we die like Sir Reginald Hargreeves.'
@AnAnnoyingFan
@AnAnnoyingFan 2 жыл бұрын
nooo genshin no betas one outta pocket I swear- Any character that has died, ever? Turned into a no beta. I've seen from "No beta we die like xiao's friends," to "No beta we die like my hopes and dreams wishing for X," But a lot of people tend to use Rex Lapis. Also Usually things like Childes, Dilucs, Xiaos sanity- honestly, some of the funniest things-
@joaquingamarra3248
@joaquingamarra3248 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta we die like La Signora" Or "No beta we die like Kazuha's friend/Tomo" Are popular too
@theegglord2547
@theegglord2547 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but is there any "No beta we die like Teppei"?
@crudlucasconsigliere4084
@crudlucasconsigliere4084 2 жыл бұрын
No beta, we die like Teppei 😭
@AnAnnoyingFan
@AnAnnoyingFan 2 жыл бұрын
@@theegglord2547 definitely seen it a few times
@theegglord2547
@theegglord2547 2 жыл бұрын
@@AnAnnoyingFan lmao
@Tanya-cg3ug
@Tanya-cg3ug 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta we die like daichi" (haikyuu) is one of my favorites
@maryc.9321
@maryc.9321 2 жыл бұрын
One I see a lot in SW is "no beta we die like liberty with thunderous applause"
@RemestInanis
@RemestInanis 2 жыл бұрын
"No beta we die like Endermen screeching our lungs out/screaming into the void"
@archermahou8910
@archermahou8910 2 жыл бұрын
Hololive fics(myself included) sometimes use "No beta, we die like Yagoo's dream". Always liked that one.
@confleis3587
@confleis3587 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've seen those ones, poor Yagoo 😔
@Taizyaija
@Taizyaija 2 жыл бұрын
Akb48? More like ak47
@aaa2470
@aaa2470 2 жыл бұрын
My friends and I were joking about this tag a few days ago. It's such a joy to see different fandoms' take on this
@certainlynobody9287
@certainlynobody9287 2 жыл бұрын
the last one resonates with me on a deep spiritual level
@juniperberryyyy
@juniperberryyyy 2 жыл бұрын
0:41 I go into these videos expecting the fandoms I like to get 0 attention... And here we are with Good Omens
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
I swear, Good Omens shows up in almost every single ao3 search I make. Those boys are everywhere!
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 2 жыл бұрын
yeah same the ace attorney one made me feel like i had just been tazed with how unexpected that was
@Wilbur.Mallon
@Wilbur.Mallon 2 жыл бұрын
personal favorites: "no beta, we die like maeve" [on a criminal minds fic] "no beta, we die like george - or was it fred" "no beta we die like everyone wishes umbridge would" (Harry potter) "no beta we die like bianca" "no beta we die like zoë" "no beta we die like leo did that one time" (percy Jackson) "no beta we die like nighteye" (to go with it, it was also tagged with "we also steal from dead men like deku) "no beta we die like aizawa's patience" (my hero academia) "no beta we die like david" (Detroit: become human) edit: off topic but rip club penguin, that game was my friend when my actual friends didnt feel like it lol
@eggchomp
@eggchomp 2 жыл бұрын
“No beta, we die like Daichi” has got to be one of my favourites for Haikyuu
@pippyharrison9745
@pippyharrison9745 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite is the common “No beta we die like Glenn” from the fire emblem fanbase. Funnier still, FE has both a dead Glen and a dead Glenn (unrelated)
@skibopmdada1152
@skibopmdada1152 2 жыл бұрын
The favorite one I've ever seen is "No beta we die like dark cacao cookie" and I still think about it.
@zachscrunchybones
@zachscrunchybones 2 жыл бұрын
Clicked on this, knew there was gonna be a Crawley one. Not disappointed 😌
@crudlucasconsigliere4084
@crudlucasconsigliere4084 2 жыл бұрын
For the Fire Emblem fandom, it's "No beta, we die like Glen/n", for both Three Houses and Sacred Stones. If you're an older brother in an FE game and your name is some variation of Glen, good luck.
@desil30stm
@desil30stm 2 жыл бұрын
Or No beta we die like Jeralt. Good luck being a parental figure in FE lol.
@crow2616
@crow2616 2 жыл бұрын
Tempted to tag my post canon fix it Severus Snape x reader as "No beta we die like Severus did in canon" or "No beta we die like Dumbledore haha f*ck that old man" or something
@lilylohmann614
@lilylohmann614 2 жыл бұрын
I’m begging for a part two because there are So Many and they’re all amazing
@rakjsha
@rakjsha 2 жыл бұрын
no beta we die like oda and his orphans
@vee9578
@vee9578 2 жыл бұрын
stop
@noweeeee
@noweeeee 2 жыл бұрын
nooo 💀💀💀
@killmenow6551
@killmenow6551 2 жыл бұрын
I'll cry again
@thekaticorn99
@thekaticorn99 2 жыл бұрын
no beta, we die like my hopes and dreams in 2020
@tonkajoey08
@tonkajoey08 2 жыл бұрын
Oof :'(
@pepurrmint
@pepurrmint 2 жыл бұрын
one i remember was "no beta we die like snowgrave berdley" ... LOL