When FBI Agents Ask For Gift Cards...

[@tiptaphooves]

"I will send the FBI to her doughstep and you will be behind the bar" Just the one bar. A single one.

[@ThatIckyGuy]

Yeah, but it's a really big bar.

[@MzSuzy2698]

It took me a second to figure that out. I thought that I was a bartender for a second.

[@calvaryapologetics]

A kitkat bar?

[@RomanHistoryFan476AD]

They can't even point out that it is not called Hippocratic act, it's called Miranda rights. Geese if your going to scam people at least get their legal code right.

[@Eyetrauma]

See it’s just one but it’s very wide.

[@powercage]

I love how none of them are suspicious that an old lady knows how to do a conference call.

[@raymondwiggins354]

One of them didn't find it suspicious that an old lady was running a windows 3.11 virtual machine

[@americafirst9144]

Don't be ageist Sonny Boy!

[@markwayne86]

It’s 2023, an old lady would know how to use the phone.

[@powercage]

@@markwayne86 the year doesn’t matter. You trust boomers too much.

[@markwayne86]

My 85 year old grandma knows how to use a phone. Quit being dumb.

[@kiasmidt7678]

"My favorite color is *blood* " This is when he should have realized he was scamming the wrong granny

[@angelwild9145]

Exactly! Absolutely SAVAGE comment! Loved it! ❤️👍🏻⭐️🐉🏙🎉🤡✌️🥳🤩😂

[@aplasticbag6222]

@@angelwild9145 not enough emojis

[@angelwild9145]

@@aplasticbag6222 Hey, are you that KZbinr “ plastic bag man, or whatever his name is?!

[@user-fo1ow1jq3b]

@@angelwild9145 That is indeed the KZbin user "a plastic bag".

[@daCubanaqt]

The scammers only gave tunnel vision focused on money.

[@baldwinwallace4926]

"I can go undercover for you, Mr. FBI agent. I once hid in my bushes for 6 hours a day ... for about a week ... to see if my neighbor was stealing my newspaper ... then I remembered that I had cancelled my newspaper subscription."

[@LuciferMorningstar-qq4nv]

I was looking for this 😂😂😂 needed to share my excitement over hearing this story

[@xEvilRaptorx]

51:00

[@daCubanaqt]

😂😂😂😂

[@Lilliz91]

I love the stories he comes up with 😂😂

[@Krepticite]

OMG 😮😮😮 It's almost like....we watched the same video :0000

[@exiledPostman]

"You will be behind the bar" always cracks me up. It's the least threatening threat.

[@bobleeroy9203]

While dotty is "behind the bar" can he grab me a beer?

[@Jaggededge112]

I’m thirsty can he please make me a piña colada?

[@Star-du6yz]

Yeah especially when they " say behind the bar". Jajajajajajja

[@jh1154244]

I'll take a Bloody Mary!🍹🍸

[@stivenavarro6527]

YOU WILL BE BEHIND DA BA

[@5jones]

I canceled my Netflix subscription and replaced it with Kitboga.

[@lemonadelemon1960]

They should give him his own radio show.😂

[@area51l]

He's honestly more entertaining than half the shit on Netflix anyway. Better acting for sure.

[@invaderzim1265]

LOL!!!!🤣 But without YOU NETFLIX going UNDER?!?!

[@hamzadlm6625]

SAME HAHAHAHAHA

[@ThatOneDude88]

This guy is the FUTURE of television!

[@trolololinger2870]

it's so ironic that you can make money by scamming scammers nowaydays ;D

[@jbot91]

Sweet karma

[@eazy-e6996]

god bless America lmao

[@MrJeVai]

What a time to be alive :D

[@topnotch3232]

MFGEK .C408 your uncle made scambaiting KZbin videos a long time ago

[@Sambasic]

someone should sell really bad scripts to scammers to make sure they can't scam people and are out of money to buy other scripts.

[@kepcar]

Sending agents in her doorstep to put her behind the bars without reading her the Hippocratic oath? Outrageous! She deserves her day in the courthouse!

[@letmesleep6056]

Your pfp is awesome

[@notusingmyname2634]

Not bars THE bar. You dont fuck with the bar

[@monkchips]

She will be in front of the local majesty in the morning.

[@jayc4721]

You mean goat house

[@charlesconnaughton7292]

all of them trained at the world famous monty python under cover secret agent academy.

[@sbridge7556]

I know it’s not real but it’s honestly so upsetting when Kit starts crying. The scammers don’t care at all- they think he’s an actual old lady and they’d still steal from her without hesitation. They’re such scum

[@kevins2763]

😂

[@brandonlee6324]

Jeffrey L oof buddy it’s not about race/ethnicity

[@MouseChild]

@@SOS-School_Of_Survival yikes

[@HighLordSythen]

It's the callousness of it all that's so repulsive. They shame their communities.

[@kanatran64]

@@SOS-School_Of_Survival wtf, how the fuck did u put race in this?

[@mrosa718]

Can we take a second to appreciate Kits genius. The guy is literally having a conversation with 1 person, as TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE, as well as having a conversation with himself as two different people. Like....I can’t even tie my shoes without looking at them and hes having 4 way conversations.

[@alidawood8833]

hes a chameleon. he could do 5-6 voices at the same time effortlessly. check him out on twitch and you'll see

[@mikkelfraskui]

He's very impressive. On streams he managed to call the same call center as two different characters simultaneously. It's an art at this point.

[@dianalovescolors]

Mike that is so funny 😂. I can not multi task to save my life. 😂

[@Concatenate]

I have issues walking and chewing gum at the same time. I bow down to Kit's genius.

[@carieevans3787]

Right!!!! & If he's not doing that, he's playing games on his computer while not missing a beat of the conversation. It's like his mind just has to be doing several things at once at all times. Lol. Mind of a genius?

[@saoirseoreilly6750]

Kitboga needs to win an Oscar.

[@melo0611]

He was put on CBC (i think cbc) though (my mom told me)

[@BenChode-jl1rr]

Bro fr fr

[@aran7teen]

I was literally thinking this the other day

[@nikolozka1]

He deserves it more than that bunch in the ceremony

[@funkrok2010]

He needs an edna

[@phinny5608]

I love how Kit playing a separate scammer allowed him to act even more blatantly outrageous without having to give it even a hint of believability.

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY

[@psygonzo7974]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 keep magic out of this

[@asuraichermit878]

"My favorite color is blood" Edna will swim in the blood of her enemies

[@lalailand5274]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Concatenate]

Another Hitman game... Hitman: Scammers (The Wrath of Edna)

[@anniewarbucks9697]

And breath in and breath out and spit it on their windows key.

[@GenericaQwerty]

Possibly my favourite Edna comment ever 😂 I need this on a t-shirt.

[@leoment]

@@GenericaQwerty same! 😂

[@DysmasTheGoodThief]

This was a very meta episode. Scammer talking about scammers scamming, pretending to be FBI in a scam

[@gabriellaandersen8121]

With a vampire !!! LMAO

[@Basch152]

and the scammer when talking about kits daniel scammer character, said they would never get into heaven

[@assassinaria]

in the end the scammer felt like shit lol

[@BigChiken44]

@@Basch152 yes, they will be reincarnated)

[@gregwessels7205]

@@BigChiken44 Isn't that wonderful...scammer recycling.

[@bigikesmalls]

I am dying laughing at the text messages "I need Target gift cards to buy blood".

[@WarriorsCherub999]

That shit was hilarious

[@kathyflorcruz552]

There was another one who's sick child had a high thermometer or some nonsense & needed a botox shot. 😢

[@Sam-wq9vi]

@@kathyflorcruz55280% high 😢

[@atimidbirb]

Everyone knows you buy blood from Target

[@atimidbirb]

@@kathyflorcruz552 80 percent temperature

[@ryangarr6161]

I love when he picks up the phone and goes “Hello?” And the scammers are like “NO HANG UP”

[@notaburneraccount]

It's hilarious lol

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@notaburneraccount In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

I like when the scammers scream “HELLO!” when they’re upset

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy Thou shall not steal All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

[@0Ciju0]

"I'm calling fro...from... the... department of... DeTeCtIvEs"

[@FlavortownG]

but he is just a vampire

[@markymark443]

Sounded like he said "Department of Deductives". I guess because it's easy to deduct that they're scammers from India.

[@Pacifica1]

Lmfao

[@terranceparsons5185]

The Department of Detectives, the FTC. Federal Trade Commission. Because that's a thing right.

[@lusimyer]

Lmao..Department of Detectives!!

[@MutarFuqueer]

The FBI runs on Target gift cards now. True story.

[@someonesghost3868]

Because of the Trump Administration right?

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@someonesghost3868 yeah heard Biden switching them to walmart cards

[@blazeron12]

@@sinsoftheswamp8346 Why can't we just switch back to the Best Buy cards. Times were good then.

[@Teleios116]

@@someonesghost3868 nah because Obama, Trump only exposed them.

[@thewanderingartists]

Oh how things have changed 😂😂😂

[@Mohandas.Gandhi]

"He is NOT a vampire maam!" best line ever

[@raven4k998]

go to the target store I love that shit telling you where to go and what to do

[@19tams67]

😂😂😂😂

[@19tams67]

🦇🧛‍♂️

[@mrsJames95]

Bruhh😂😂 I bout died reading that. I laughed so hard every time vampires were mentioned!

[@timfoote6919]

Fantastic!

[@WolfmanFront]

I love how scammers call out other scammers, and explain the logic of why it is a scam, all while trying to scam. Madness. And did that one scammer just damn himself to hell?

[@youtubecensors5419]

The vampire bits are made funnier because his headrest looks like a huge vampire collar.

[@MrFishateyokids]

Thanks...under rated comment

[@brina3982]

😂😂😂😩😩can’t unsee it

[@Esclipsea]

IT DOES OMG

[@aishas4664]

I just saw it Omgggg 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

[@dvswia1831]

Dude! Didn't notice and now laughing so hard. Thx!

[@adamgalloway7871]

I think “BEHIND THE BARS” is the funniest thing it’s gets me every time.

[@Kalumbatsch]

IN THE JAIL

[@Normandy-e8i]

each aND EVERYTING

[@t0xicrunner]

Even better was when he said “You will behind the bar”

[@eddie10191]

Behind the bars is is a Microsoft bartender class for the low price of 10k payable with gift cards.

[@CodingAbroad]

Adam Galloway it has the idea of tshirts all over it

[@marcohaase1]

He should get a touchscreen computer and when they tell him not to touch the mouse he can hold his finger on the screen and they can't move the mouse lol

[@rawaum]

That's a heck of an idea!

[@sod1umchlor1de94]

A better idea is to purchase a cheap drawing tablet like a Wacom tablet. A drawing tablet has absolute positioning and will always snap back to where the pen is positioned; thus, it is a much more efficient and cheaper way to prevent mouse movement.

[@thehot-angel831]

Agreed!!

[@chasebeleren]

@@sod1umchlor1de94 If he wanted a cheaper alternative, he should just get a huion tablet or something. You can get those ones for like $20 and for that purpose they'll do exactly the same thing, whereas wacom tablets tend to be around or over $100.

[@adulthumanfemale8666]

They will hang up, if they suspect he is trolling and scambaiting them.

[@butchershoppequartet8690]

Kit's improv skills are through the roof, this is such genius for so many reasons.

[@TodorKatsarski]

I love when both of his characters are talking at the *same* time.

[@azazello1784]

Kitboga is not as bright as people think. For example, silver bullets are supposed to be a weapon against werewolves, not vampires.

[@kingkitryne]

@@azazello1784yep because werewolves and vampires are real

[@PaLaS0]

@@azazello1784 that's the point lmao..

[@BIL0471]

@@azazello1784 Silver f***s up Vampires too, can confirm, beat Castlevania 2. The old "no reflection" thing comes from old mirrors containing silver, s**t be inimical to unholy lifeforms of all sorts inc. bacteria.

[@skade245]

Scammer: Why are you asking for giftcards Scammer: Why are you asking for giftcards Scammer: Why are you asking for giftcards Kit: Becau- Scammer: SHUT UP

[@BSBMteam]

17:26

[@nicbbb2723]

🤣😂😂😂😂

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@nicbbb2723 All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

[@schwabbel0]

I will never get enough of these.

[@lippe8499]

same

[@renkuroo]

P8 kira 😳

[@tbtb7517]

just wait a moment

[@ucephotoNL]

Same man... legend

[@celestebrusciano3637]

Me neither!!

[@BurritoPG]

I love how each scammer tries to throw each other under the bus. Ha! Genius.

[@LukenUSee]

There's no honor among thieves!

[@jimeiden2360]

Greed is their downfall

[@blackjohn1303]

That smug-ass grin you get when you're playing these idiots against each other is such a mood. You're doing a good thing!

[@DarkStarAZ]

Watch out for the scampires!

[@2extrachromosomes605]

Thank you

[@louistournas120]

To protect yourself from scampires, just give them dollarama gift cards.

[@alicexlovesxanime]

Instead of blood they suck dry your bank account

[@spongemonkeysooz]

Scampires! Nicely done 👏 😁

[@hugomeyer111]

Known as scampi

[@AnneIllustrating]

“I am going to arrest you with my vampire wings.” That has to be most incredible non-Edna piece of character dialogue I’ve ever heard you say.

[@iamjohnrobot]

yea "meatlong football sandwich" from og edna remains the goat

[@parispj2018]

What is the time stamp? Lol

[@AnneIllustrating]

@@parispj2018 29:40

[@SteveRyzuk]

next t-shirt anyone?

[@ritabaving1009]

"Read her the Hippocratic Oath" - this is priceless!

[@davidm3maniac201]

I love that absolute classic

[@xMRxLAMAx]

I can’t believe his live chat were correcting him… that was hilarious

[@cyprel]

@@xMRxLAMAx I've seen his life chat once... Probably a lot of young people in there because a lot of them don't really understand what's going on

[@alextipton8670]

I woke a family member up by laughing so loud at that one 😆

[@aro327]

Best part are the know it all’s in the chat who don’t know he’s telling a joke.

[@mariomario7379]

He went from a Microsoft worker to FBI agent. They don’t even try anymore….

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY

[@-Asmae_]

​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Begone bot

[@LichtAnker.]

To the scammers who tell Kitboga to get a job: He has several jobs in one that are really worth paying well for. He does comedy, real live entertainment that is really much better to laugh at than all the scripted junk on TV. He makes people aware of your cheap scams on the internet. He sabotages your scams and makes life difficult for scammers like you. It is much more honorable job than you will ever have.

[@vikastanwar8420]

Kitboga > Netflix

[@dianalovescolors]

The Netflix hours that I used to watch has been sorely neglected since I found scambaiting on KZbin.

[@dianalovescolors]

@DriftZ TwoSeven I don't know who could be deleting your comments. that's weird.

[@TheChrislewis1989]

Hell yeah! Lol

[@huvarda]

Top 3 mysteries of the Earth: -The Bermuda Triangle -Area 51 -Kitboga's eyes

[@EmulatorNoob]

Eye reveal when?

[@nanihime]

There’s a video of him openly sharing everyone. He has blue eyes

[@karolstopinski8350]

Yep, he revealed them at some video. Some time ago.

[@emman8133]

He already revealed his eyes

[@LPRD]

He shows them on stream very often though...

[@SLYNUR]

You should pretend you are confused and buy them a Hallmark greeting card and read them the barcode number at the end, and then read them the Hallmark card message!

[@soulreaver6546]

Rinoa did something like that just minus the barcode

[@keithhopkins9225]

“No listen, listen! No, no, listen!” I love it! They are trying do scamming here in New Zealand. Because of these videos it isn’t working!

[@namewithheldbygoogleforsec673]

We get them in Australia, too, but i found many are from The Philippines as well. In fact, all the scammers calling me are Filippino. They tell me I have hackers on my network, and i just say "Thank you for letting me know my friends are contacting me! It's sooooooo nice to get personalised messages!". I tell them I'm a hacker, and they get scared and hang up! 😂

[@joebobby1412]

8:16 time stamp

[@emmanuelpapi]

@@namewithheldbygoogleforsec673 Are you in Victoria? Seems like we get a lot of those down here.

[@namewithheldbygoogleforsec673]

@@emmanuelpapi, yes, I am! Surprisingly, though, I don't get many calls. One group of scammers, I shut down their number. I call them back on their second number (they had two until I called them incessantly), and ask them if they regret calling me. I will do their second number soon! I want them to feel at ease, and relaxed before I strike again! Revenge is a dish best served cold. 😂

[@user-yr4ii8im3o]

Yep, I live in New Zealand too and my mum recently got a call from a scammer pretending to be Spark (An internet provider over here, for those who don't know) Thankfully she knew it was a scam and hung up on them. These slimeballs are everywhere. :(

[@andrewjackson3486]

"I am a vampire!" Me: Oh the call must almost be over *only halfway done* Here we go.

[@deborahboyce5390]

How he keeps himself under control and not losing it laughing is unbelievable...I'm dying here

[@zerobalanceadventures1778]

I love when Kit puts 2 scammers on the phone against each other 😂😂

[@mmay6621]

They are so mean. It breaks my heart that people fall for these scammers.

[@zen_mindset1]

It breaks my heart that people don't use more logic.

[@darenmiller2218]

Most are complete assholes, yet some are extremely nice, trying to play off someone’s empathy. They got me for ten bucks once. I was selling something on OfferUp for the first time, so I had no idea how it all works. He said he needed to secure a transaction line from me to him, and to set up some Apple Gift card nonsense. Wasn’t expensive so I thought I’d entertain it as my sale was going to be for several hundred dollars. I went through with it and lost my ten bucks, but, he was very nice to me until he got my money then got silent. Point being they’re very slick with this stuff.

[@vandersonjunior8018]

LONG LIVE THE SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS THE KOKALTA SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tina670]

The gentleman from the FBI is lacking critical information

[@m_rod9562]

Damn intern

[@cotybenoit6752]

And each and everything

[@ssksm8919]

And english grammar...

[@halosrusty]

Yeah gotta be careful he could be lying

[@janewright8249]

I can’t believe how long these scammers stay on the line through all of this. Kit may just drive the scammers out of business by driving them insane.

[@TodorKatsarski]

That's the goal

[@brandonspencer7093]

There are half a billion of them.

[@christianreevepodcastclips]

This is the most bizarre trolling of scammers I've ever seen in my life, simply amazing. Well done!

[@momofthree9100]

This channel has been the best random thing to ever show up on my feed. Kitboga deserves an award for what he does!

[@poetrypebbles5725]

I agree!!

[@dariuswhite2148]

Aww a

[@allenanalla2549]

Ikr

[@ashleyabal8209]

When he said he worked for the fbi, my half asleep brain went, “Kit started working for the fbi? Good for him, his channels come a long way....... wait a moment,,, just wait a moment”

[@JPMJPM]

They really should hire him.

[@Rachel-fb2bj]

Lol when I read the last part the intro song got stuck in my head again

[@ashleyabal8209]

Rachel 😂

[@CROsigliere]

Rachel just wait a moment sir🥴 in my head too

[@randomhumanoidblob4506]

I think you mean "vet a momet" ;-

[@ringtail5021]

No one: Scammers trying to compliment old people: „o my gad mam u sound leik ur 4 yeers old”

[@twinklestar620]

Ringtail 😂😂😂😂😂

[@inspiredbylove1432]

Ringtail....😂😂😂😂

[@GippyHappy]

Be kind to them, it's their first day on planet earth

[@alicered4198]

Gotta love how Kitboga is making an entire dramatic dialogue between the grandma and the other scammer and the real scammer is in the background only able to manage "Hang up the line hang up the line hang up the line I'm telling you mam hang up the line listen to me listen to me I'm telling you mam hang up the line"

[@yescubanbkincy8279]

Anyone who clicks dislikes on ANY Kitboga video needs to go behind the bar ...😐

[@yotengo2807]

it’s only one bar just one singular bar

[@RendezvousWithRama]

And pour drinks for everyone who clicks like.

[@aleksandrat.5058]

Do you know that whenever I want to click like on a comment, I can click not like first and then press like again? It never works on my new Firefox when I click on like (always is not like first).

[@yescubanbkincy8279]

@@aleksandrat.5058 Behind the BAR!!!

[@piens51]

Sure. Now would you like to order any drinks? We have a specal on rum ciktails.

[@MattBradshaw]

This is remarkable stuff, man! Holding multiple conversations, seamlessly switching between characters, playing back parts of conversation you’ve recorded, AND having asides with a viewing audience... It’s actually quite incredible. Thanks for both what you’re doing to these scammers, and your terrific performances.

[@larryrhodes326]

My eyes are crossed and my head is binging off the walls. Kit is a Genius .

[@sylviasarasasharma6854]

These scammers are the scum of the earth...they are going on using filthy language on someone they think is an old lady!!

[@vandersonjunior8018]

LONG LIVE THE SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS THE KOKALTA SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jessebrown9046]

It is incredible, damn he's got a sharp mind, he should be a actor

[@CJFerg81]

"I need Target gift cards to buy blood." 🤣

[@twinklestar620]

CJFerg81 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HighLordSythen]

Haha!

[@reinadesuenos]

Your seemless switch between characters makes me forget youre not two people when im listening at work. You're incredible. Also, recording and replaying the crying 😅

[@Coolsam2000]

"As someone who works for the Bureau... The Better Business Bureau, I swore an oath to serve my country!" 😂

[@JimmyFoxhound]

17:54 recorded himself saying "excuse me" and then uses it to talk over his other character at 18:04.. Kitboga you sir are incredible! lol Love it

[@jviper2004]

Perhaps even....re-mar-ka-ble

[@anniewarbucks9697]

YEP.

[@erakattack]

He only started doing that a lot in the past 6 months or so and he's gotten pretty awesome at it. I don't know how he keeps track of how he wants the conversations to go while he's in the moment. Solid improv skills!

[@3umm3l]

"Im a vampire returned from the dead as an FBI-Agent, maam!" this sounds like a bad b movie. how can you come up with this. i lost it completely!

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

"He's a vampire, how can you track him?"

[@5bigdonkey]

When he has been watching Too much Bollywood

[@mandero88NAFO]

Holy good Lord the vampire thing coming RIGHT out of left field had me crying "I need target cards for blood" HAHAHAHAHA. These videos NEVER fail to deliver something new and have me in literal tears of laughter

[@LHeyden-o6i]

That’s an odd prayer.🤔

[@breakingnewsonsocialmediat8809]

I am officially addicted to this channel

[@TheSaltyBitch]

Girl, same 🙌

[@itzaprem6358]

The Salty Bitch prob a dude tbh

[@tomsmall1244]

Welcome. This is not a cult.

[@justagirpup]

@@itzaprem6358 😂😂😂 why tho?

[@StarWonder]

@@itzaprem6358 a little too obsessed about what's between someone's legs?

[@teariet.tekken-wolffenn5881]

I know Kit makes it funny and he is all the characters, but imagine if something like this happens for real to an old person? This would be horrible. No one deserves to be harassed by these scumbags.

[@theresasperone2778]

988ly

[@maesejesus]

You have to love how useless and unworthy the real scammer becomes whenever Kitboga does dual roles. They just become pointless background noise, as they repeat the same lines, probably trying to stay on script while processing what's happening, not getting anywhere. It's just lovely.

[@vandersonjunior8018]

LONG LIVE THE SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS THE KOKALTA SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheTwilightBong]

I was trying to find the right words to say just that. Really spot on. Thank you.

[@Drazeroth8]

28:04 Daniel: "I am a vampire ma'am!" Scamer: "He's lying!" xD

[@Deadpool_64]

Scammer: NEVER GIVE ANYONE THE CARDS, THEY ARE SCAMMERS!!! Also scammer: Give us the cards so we can track down the scammers when they use the cards. I love how you can always hear them breathing more & more heavily as their rage builds.

[@nathanieltaylor8210]

I wish I had Kitboga's smarts and quick thinking. Scammers call me multiple times a day, everyday. But when I try to waste their time, they always quickly hang up on me :/

[@ElbowDropMO]

The voices have a TON to do with it. If they think you're a younger person, their trigger finger for hanging up the line gets itchy right away. They know the chances of someone younger who knows their way around technology and has likely heard of these scams won't bite. It's why his most successful calls are when he's posing as Edna or...I forget the older man's name. A ton of them are also very chauvinistic and assume a woman is easier to fool (hence why his young girl impression works too). You either have to pose as an older person or someone with a farm drawl, that might not understand technology so well. Also, it might be best to do it on a FireRTC or some VoIP service as opposed to your own phone. Scammers love to pass numbers along that screwed with them as sortof a middle finger/last laugh. It's why Kitboga gets so many other scammers calling him while he's already talking to one. Whatever artificial numbers he uses make the rounds and other scammers call, whether they know it's Kitboga or not.

[@user-mp3eq6ir5b]

Nathaniel Taylor ☆ & That's a "Good Thing", Right? A Sheet of Flame & a Sulfurous Smoke Cloud engulfs the Sound Stage.

[@chelsi7461]

He calls *them* under the pretense that he has received an email or call from them.

[@DIBZ111]

There was one time where kitboga was like "i guess ill just try using my own voice" the call lasted like not even a minute i think lol

[@SindyJ37]

@@ElbowDropMO exactly correct. Kitboga has the characters well developed. I'm just always so impressed by how he can go back and forth between them all so seamlessly

[@wrenth8474]

5 minutes in and I'm trying to figure out how many people on the line. This is glorious.

[@FirstNameLastNameAName]

Why is Kit so good at being an old lady LOL The zoom-in on the "order placed" image is hilarious.

[@markymark443]

"why the hell you..." "shut up" "don't teach all this crap" Definitely sounds like a professional just as you'd expect from an FBI agent.

[@megabulwark442]

each and everything

[@BinaryBard64]

@@megabulwark442 this is probably my favorite way they butcher the language. Each and every(thing/where/one/etc) Idk why but it cracks me up so much.

[@megabulwark442]

@@BinaryBard64 same bro. I can't stop laughing when I hear each and everything xDddd

[@alFaCentauri16]

@@megabulwark442 same, I thought I was the only one who found it so funny.

[@xEvilRaptorx]

​@@BinaryBard64 a scammer that called me yesterday said they are in 'Dah-lass' Texas

[@lostinconfusion5848]

Scammer : We got your kids ma’am! Old lady : what are your demands? Scammer : wE WaNt 2000 GoOgLe pLaY CaRdS

[@exiledPostman]

"Where is he texting you, on your cell phone or your home phone?" Benchod isn't too smart.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

Or living somewhere where they are technically behind several years. Because at some point it was possible to send texts to home phones - a computer generated voice would read the texts to you. Must have been a good 20 years ago when that was still possible, I remember being in middle school when that stopped being a thing.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

@klaus 420 I have never heard about it being a thing in Germany anymore way longer than just 10 years ago. So either it really wasn't anymore or people have just collectively stopped caring about it way longer before it stopped being around.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

@klaus 420 Excuse me but what is your freaking problem? You talk like I was claiming my words were the only truth and I was forcing that truth on everyone and not like I had just made one simple statement.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

@klaus 420 Can't see anything matter of fact about my own comment. Are you reading things into comments that never have been there in the first place? I citate my comment, "Must have been a good 20 years ago when that was still possible, I remember being in middle school when that stopped being a thing" - the structure of this sentence indicates that I am assuming an approximate time frame. You on the other hand were talking about me pulling bs out of my ass and my willingness of spreading misinformation - and I shouldn't interpret this choice of words as an attack?

[@itsallvr632]

@klaus 420 he also didn't say "this is a fact here are my sources" he just shared a personal story from his point of view. I hope your life starts sucking less so you don't have to attack people over the internet for no reason.

[@arianna602]

My goodness what a complicated scam. Felt like I was watching a telenovela.

[@weaverine9400]

I tell the FBI “each and everything.”

[@funkrok2010]

I just do one thing

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

That's the smart thing to do if you don't want to wind up behind the bars.

[@mfThump]

@@funkrok2010 it only take couple of minutes, please.

[@RomanHistoryFan476AD]

@@KnuckleHunkybuck No the FBI would come to your home with a warrant, not do some phone call.

[@yotengo2807]

@@RomanHistoryFan476AD they don’t come to your home with a warrant they put you behind the bar just a singular bar

[@aprilleerose]

Uh oh, Edna is going to be behind the bar!

[@Normandy-e8i]

dont get her too drunk 🤣 granny will cause a ruckus

[@dantares2158]

I will send the police to your door step, and you will be behind the bar.

[@biigsmokee]

pour us a sherry edna!

[@chrisyfrisky]

Only one bar? You'd think she'd be prosecuted for the "each and everything" she did...

[@user_fake]

Edna goes to jail, will be like madea goes to jail the movie 😄😄😄

[@MDSF90]

OMG!! I JUST NOTICED THE NAME OF THE EATERY AND I LITERALLY DIED!!! Dude, you’re unbelievably hilarious. That subtly is exactly what makes these videos the funniest thing on KZbin by a LONG shot. Lol!!

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

EACH AND EVERYTHING

[@rebeccasarrazin386]

You've given me the courage to do this myself! Now I mess with scammers when I can! You're the best

[@coloringwithd]

LMAO FBI, FTC, World Wide Web Wild Tech, and Microsoft, grandma is so popular. Thank you for the fun. I needed it. 😂😂😂

[@dianalovescolors]

me too. I haven't stop smiling for an hour. These videos have been so great for my depression for this whole year. Best medicine ever ❤️

[@rpineanew]

When Edna cries, I feel so emo thinking that could actually be someone's g'ma for real! I get angry as Hell, but still can't stop laughing. Best Edna ever.

[@CES-dh4ut]

wtf, just buy de card! you will go behind de bar!

[@rpineanew]

@Miki Miyazaki I actually don't really know! LMFAO. I'm pretty sure my g'daughter taught the "emo". Lol. Maybe she meant "Nemo"

[@elizabethk8162]

@@rpineanew Emo used to be more of an online community where people dressed and acted a certain way. (Usually about dressing in black and dealing with things like depression) Now the meaning has changed, and many people use it to jokingly mean “sad”

[@rpineanew]

@@elizabethk8162 thank you! That actually really helps! I'm not as old as Edna, but definitely as naive!

[@hungryhikaru]

Hey we don't use that kind of language in this household XD

[@gthgirl392]

literally just spat on my screen at the "favorite color of BlOoD". Omg, that was too amazing.

[@dantares2158]

Then when Edna clearly clarifies Blo0od..... then epic pause.

[@anniewarbucks9697]

No words.

[@hunterraines7702]

These kind of people actually make me sick. Thank you for exposing them.

[@carriemhull]

its an art form, the way he overlays the voices MWAH!!! MAGNIFICO!!!

[@ewokisamokis747]

Fbi agents always call me asking for gift card's. Lol

[@tylerphilco]

I use “you will be behind the bar” all the time now in heated game chats.

[@lindasvalesen5237]

Awesom, I'd like to hear that. Lol

[@conecon7425]

The scammer didn’t say you will be behind the bar the scammer said you will behind the bar

[@thebrowns5337]

Use it each and every day mam then the FBI will pay you a visit

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

@@thebrowns5337each and everything

[@poetry.in.motion...]

"You will be behind the bar!" I almost sucked in the fire on my cigarette!!! DARN you, Kitboga!!!...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomsmall1244]

When other priorities arise when I see a new Kitboga video...........”Just wait a moment”

[@ShortBlokeJosh]

"Each and Everything" else can wait... 😂

[@scottmauldin5027]

The "Department Of Detectives"...just when I think I've heard everything out of these clowns, they amaze me with more BS

[@Flashyfinancier]

Whats even more of a mindfuck Scott is that these scammers are succesfully scamming people out of millions

[@scottmauldin5027]

@@Flashyfinancier They use these scare tactics....especially on older people who aren't dumb, they just come from a simpler time when honesty was the policy. I had one call one time and leave me a voicemail - claimed he was from the Attorney Generals office...no particular Attorney General...just "the" Attorney Generals office and that my arrest warrant was active and "The Judge" was currently waiting for me to appear in court. I thought I was gonna laugh till I cried.

[@Flashyfinancier]

@@scottmauldin5027 "Old people who arent dumb"...thats a nice way to put it...but im not sure if its true..

[@snowbunny1066]

It truly amazes me that they are so desperate and stay on the calls so long. Thank gosh they do though. The negative is they do scam others but the positive is you are making a difference and bringing laughter into so many homes. I've had side aches from laughing so much. Thank you for all you do. X

[@dianalovescolors]

10,000 in India is probably 10 years of salary over there. That's why they stay on and why they flip out when they get screwed. It's like us losing a 50 grand scratch ticket. Probably makes them physically ill for weeks!

[@dianalovescolors]

I laughed so hard at this one

[@Tylerthefox]

Watching this absolute legend waste their time and making them look like fools, has actually given me confidence when I receive a scam call. So far had three this week and even my eldest daughter will join in by making up different stories as to who she is too. Our longest so far was 47 minutes long. Thank you kitboga you are awesome

[@Magesownyourlawn]

I love how stressed out the scammer is the entire time. You sir are very talented at what you do lol

[@vandersonjunior8018]

LONG LIVE THE SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS THE KOKALTA SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@LukenUSee]

Of course, law enforcement always reads The Hippocratic Oath before arresting someone! So hilarious!

[@kmf3613]

It's like the scammers are trying to scam their fellow scammers out of their scam victim so that they can scam them themselves all the while being unaware that they the scammers are getting scammmeeeedddddd🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carolguessford4474]

But... @ 34:00 Kit's EYEBROWS!! They constitute another character all by themselves, as if a silent peanut gallery reacting to each new twist of the plot. How does Kit DO that with his eyebrows?! 😂

[@MrNaggers]

Funny as hell

[@Carlacita1982]

I didn’t know they had outsourced the whole FBI to India 😂😂 Saving taxpayers money

[@ezdunit7910]

Glad Kit is on our side!! The brain on this kid is amazing!!

[@philipfrisk805]

Yes, the world is at the mercy of his intelligence.

[@B_Dog_33]

I swear he’s an old lady wearing a young guy mask.

[@Deadpool_64]

Plot twist, Edna is the real one, and Kit is a character she plays.

[@brabhamfreaman166]

Deadpool And Billy…

[@tastyloaf5487]

Nah, I'm pretty sure he's actually 10 different people wearing a singular dude bodysuit....

[@carolynehrensberger2162]

IRS Vouchers here!!! 😅😅😅 The background has such spectacular details. Now that I’ve watched so many of your videos, I am familiar with most of the scripts and can pay more attention to the visuals. They add to the fun.

[@Kaidona]

Love the Hippocratic/Miranda swap lol, flew right over them.

[@dianalovescolors]

Everyone knows... The Hippocratic Oath and Your Miranda Rights are Interchangeable...or you go behind the bars!! 😂

[@ledfloyd9035]

Exactly, see here's the thing human rights only apply to those who Cary their Google identification gift cards around with them.

[@farahgrants6419]

I am a doctor and I was like ‘ HEY, Wait a second!!’😂😂😂

[@roror8323]

Those 4 dislikes already are from, Alex, Steven, James, and Katherine.

[@jtm3941]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@roror8323]

GuyaneseSuperman poor Katherine is still being held by her employee forced to not eat or drink.

[@justagirpup]

One of them was Adam

[@roror8323]

sabrinacan't ah yes! Can’t forget good ol Adam. Or Adams

[@amandamcdonald8199]

Can't be there all behide the bars katherine is looking for other husband since her first wedding was called off

[@hurueli]

I would understand if a vampire was working for the IRS..... But for the FBI...😂

[@sharonmccammon3576]

Scared the daylights out of the scammer. I'm a vampire.

[@ashley2108]

Bloody hell! Was sitting outaide in the dark having a cigerette 4am when all of a sudden you scared the ever lovin crap out of me. "BLOOD".

[@rafakegamestutoriais5455]

51:33 -How are you on my phone?! -I'm a vampire. I never left.

[@TheChrislewis1989]

Oh my OH MY GOSH! Lmao

[@PlayDesk69]

Top 10 plot twist

[@glossytaurus]

Kit, you really are a genius! Your improv is on point and you never fail to amaze me. I don’t think anyone else has the ability to lure them in so deep, for so long with the most ridiculous charades but they’re so brilliant!