When he's a reverse catfish

[@margaretamer2933]

"Just so you know all this was to compensate for a microscopic pecker." "Damn it!" 💀 I can't with this channel lmao

[@JessicaKVL]

I don't understand. Somebody pls explain

[@WhiteHobGoblin]

@@JessicaKVLyou joking right?

[@adenm8963]

​@@WhiteHobGoblin let us procreate.

[@_Adnan________________________]

​@@JessicaKVLbot

[@zyrenfall]

​@@JessicaKVL Yeah I don't get either

[@alex-ti3hf]

Bro had so much rizz he made her experience climate change 💀

[@junkaccount2535]

Climax change

[@exitoemprendedor3094]

He didn't even need to rizz her up, he was just hot

[@user-pf8ev2ps9b]

Mainly floods 😏

[@KewalTailor]

Frfr

[@kelticlady8941]

Weather Report ☁️

[@metalmilitia89]

That room was cold

[@mcln2]

Too cOOld

[@settitoma5891]

Glad I;m not the only one who noticed

[@atomak47]

Glad I'm not a creep

[@thomasmurray3920]

True 😎

[@jameshenry2889]

😂😂

[@falliblewonder]

This channel gives me whiplash as to what is relationship goals lol

[@TheAmazingHoho576]

Dw it's satire

[@wellmaruprepareduknowim3272]

what do you mean with whiplash in this sentence?

[@8Element6]

“Rain forest cafe”🤣

[@tempacct5812]

Hot and steamy

[@rohitchoudhury1]

What does that mean

[@gokucat1002]

​oh u be innocent ​xD @@rohitchoudhury1

[@juliusveldman]

@@rohitchoudhury1How old are you?

[@NomNom901]

Do we tell him?

[@kloskiz322]

“Reverse catfish, they just want to be qualified as betas” Edit: hlo

[@harsher3375]

That's what's missing

[@quatrobajeena2660]

Read them lines in tunes too

[@MalaiyaMobley]

I’m

[@SkelyBoi]

Yeah. Half the time passed. Still 10k. jk

[@scratthesquirrel5242]

its actually a double catfish. hes a beta that acted alpha that acted beta

[@parumer]

I'd fall in love with him that's for sure

[@atomak47]

Fr(I'm a man)

[@parumer]

@@atomak47 me too brudda

[@SuperstitiousWolf]

​@@parumeryupp same i'm a femboy (feminine boy lol)

[@user-kp1fo9se8r]

What's your insta​@@SuperstitiousWolf

[@xX_DarkPriestessDemonDragon_Xx]

.

[@vladydaddy9116]

Poor guy has no bestie potential. That must hurt

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

Yeah, even tough I can't relate, I can relate

[@anshshinde5623]

Both have two good points

[@evanhurt8673]

bruh

[@gavin3660]

😂😂

[@memeoceratops]

fr fr

[@PratyushSamal]

Exactly!!

[@yasspanda2559]

Hey, their eyes are up here

[@rubenbitoun1217]

Man it was cold that day 🏔

[@staycurious2242]

😂😂

[@itsme2626]

??

[@Paige.Drawzz]

Man no wonder you don’t have a girlfriend

[@_.movieswithvasu07]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed....

[@SuccessSpectrum5796]

You not alone

[@timo1808]

Nope, we all did

[@Jefrry24]

Yeah you are not the only one bro

[@virajl5754]

Heh

[@entrthedragon]

I def didn’t notice 👀

[@mickhailreeves7517]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that both their nipples were out 😂

[@sophialeonardo9778]

Me! Scrolled down to find this comment ngl😂

[@staycurious2242]

😂😂

[@Imagine-7011]

Weirdo

[@rotary64]

@@Imagine-7011

[@ninthseeker2541]

​@@Imagine-7011 Who's the weirdo, the person that is simply pointing it out or the person who has her nipples out for the whole world to see?

[@TheSlickmicks]

"Is something wrong?" "Yes. Your makeup is on too thick, bro."

[@shinobihidden4923]

Both of them are in COLD situation...... Like Literally.......😑

[@iactuallylied4845]

"Rainforest cafe" wha-💀

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Moist

[@LJW1912]

Were they cold?

[@bradleyfirby648]

He was colder than she was lmao

[@atomak47]

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that

[@alvinlin8140]

@@atomak47notice what? I keep seeinng comments about it but I can’t find anything

[@WESSAMGO]

@@alvinlin8140nips

[@sleepy4205]

​​@@alvinlin8140 you're too innocent bruh 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻💀

[@noidea7695]

Bro why does he have lipstick on😭😭😭

[@brainundead]

Consistency between takes, less light needed and other benefits. This is a studio production even if it is low budget.

[@aalytoks9755]

​@@brainundeadNah he just fruity💅

[@VX-cy4du]

It looks good. Many actors wear makeup

[@jimsal78]

He's overcompesating for a microscopic pecker 😅

[@peterrhines1516]

I would be asking if he DIDN'T have lipstick on, bro

[@MAC-0]

Blake: _"It's like the Rain Forrest Cafe down there right now""_ 🥵 The elephant down there: _"Can confirm, welcome to the jungle!"_ 🐘

[@user-ur6cj5wf2p]

Both side have huge W A T E R M E L O N if you catch my drift

[@incoporealmage294]

Doesn't that joke only work on the chick?

[@Void_Deserts_Tower]

​@@incoporealmage294 Both of them have two huge water melons. The guy has them lower

[@Zubuu]

Ummm.... Seee through W A T E R M E L O N if you know what I mean

[@incoporealmage294]

Oh, okay. Thanks,@@Void_Deserts_Tower .

[@shrimpshufflr7745]

@@incoporealmage294 No that's not the joke they were making. Men have breasts too and they can also be large lmao

[@sampartridge8663]

I literally love this woman, hilarious and beautiful, the best combination

[@SuperFlawless2010]

Tall, strong jawline, broad shoulders - perfect woman!

[@kirakira9906]

I don't think you literally love her though, but attraction is real I understand that

[@Tetronus]

​@@SuperFlawless2010 sick visor?

[@Zzzooooppp]

She’s an S-tier Content Machine girl

[@dominicekezie2011]

Whats her name

[@mrsrv7]

This reminds me of a FRIENDS episode

[@Usirang]

I feel this. I stopped using social media and then lost 50kg over the next year but never updated any of the pictures and now when people meet me it’s a massive surprise

[@Appu_2801]

The struggles of being attractive🥲

[@SuperFlawless2010]

Micro penis?

[@tronalddump2444]

I don't know that struggle...

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

​@@tronalddump2444me neither, but it must be really hard I imagine

[@wastrelperv]

​​@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Unironically, it can be. Some people are jealous, some people objectify/harass you more often, people make gross assumptions about you, people expect you to be confident, people think you should be grateful/happy and have no complaints in life, people ask why you're not dating and think there's some deep reason, some people are "interested" in you but not for who you are, too many people ask for insta/snapchat/OnlyFans as per some weird "getting to know you" conversation, if you're not in the mood for anything some people assume its because you think you're "all that" and arrogant, etc. There are benefits of course, like a basic level of self-confidence but even attractive people can delude themselves into thinking they are ugly hence things like anorexia among pretty girls. And you have more options in dating but many people are as mentioned above leading to a general anxiety towards others, in some cases.

[@Zap.execute]

I love how we see their nipples throught their shirts XD

[@audisuresgameplay5686]

Tf?

[@hellolol7288]

NOT THE ELEPHANT SOUND IM DEAD

[@Lrd.Osiris]

I really love you guys work! 😂 It just gets better and better! 🍻

[@Jovenmar815]

If only this wasn't a skit ...

[@marsella527]

"It's like the rain forest Cafe down there".... bro 😂

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

Chloe Breen (like Star Trek Breen) So that's what's under the helmets.

[@Benounded]

Comedy gold

[@FinneousPJ1]

In what world is that a better look than the shirt and trousers wtf

[@tanhanunna6815]

I agree

[@wastrelperv]

Agreed, he was much cuter in that picture. 😅

[@laviniaasofiei9054]

The balance was restored at the end 😂💀

[@THEDOOMSLAYER6969]

Bro is Jonny Cage 2.0

[@gamingotaku3258]

Damn they both got little bubbles

[@iamkAIden]

Guy got fukboi zoned when he was looking to be friendzoned.

[@Heliox98YT]

Yeah, this happens to me every time... what a shame... I just wish I was not such a hot Himbo.

[@fivetimesyo]

The part about the pecker, I wager

[@user-fu5fz1si5e]

That should be called a “dogbird”

[@alexlewis5365]

Love that she was trying to hold in a laugh

[@AtisangNakin]

Why she kinda look like my math teacher 😭

[@varunsodhani6812]

Was it nipply in... sorry, nippy in there?

[@thepabli]

She's getting hotter every episode though.

[@THEEHomelander]

Her not wearing a bra makes it 10x funnier somehow

[@thatwhitegti]

How is she not in a movie the facial expressions alone are on point

[@chillax-np6wz]

If you watch carefully she isn’t wearing a bra.(don’t yell at me for being dirty,everybody has their phase)

[@ptowzapotato4157]

Being named Blake I was startled when this started

[@hunterkiller1440]

Are most of his videos' punch line is how much rizz he has? It's like modern day Bold Guy.

[@busterscrugs]

Must’ve been chilly in there 😂

[@thenexthobby]

Rainforest Café would be a great name for a band.

[@jigpy1482]

I wear sweatpants in public...

[@TheBlackManMythLegend]

rain foresr café who invented that joke ? you get a raise! 😅

[@Random-content-creator]

How cold were you keeping that room? 😂

[@LoneFarrell]

Blake is “hanging in easy - babe”

[@flopus7]

Damn, everyone is ready to cut glass

[@grunklestan4530]

Profacy says, "a day will come, when no man in mom's basement left single.. when..."

[@MegaMayday16]

All I can say if you are lucky and an attractive and nice guy is into you...don't ruin it with your insecurities. 😊

[@scribble9431]

Haha, I miss these cuckemon battles.

[@michaelwhite7378]

He arrived & the air froze 😂

[@OkIsAPerfectResponse]

I see the the room is cold👀

[@ObeyMeF.MCOfficial]

OMG RAINFOREST CAFE?! I loved that place as a kid!

[@Chubbalaboo]

Subscribed🎉

[@nochilln1gga686]

The line is getting thinner by the minute🤣

[@luthandomqadi4152]

Did anyone else hear the F in "Fall in love with me"?

[@user-ie5mk1qq8g]

Reverse catfish: when you think you're getting a boy toy, but you're getting a a player instead

[@ravenpro415]

Im pretty sure its called mermaiding i think

[@Pandora234able]

And Eddy Burback went to every “Rainforest Café” in North America…😏

[@nitinsingh9487]

Very thoughtful skit😂

[@friedoysterskins2942]

Struggling with success ?

[@marknoonan3854]

Hahha. He just has to stick to being a playa lol lol

[@MOPAC85]

Il take that rainforest cafe anytime. The more jungle the better the tumble.

[@KerbalProductions777]

I need a collab of content machine with Royce du pont

[@nasiradamu8052]

The du pont approach changed my life

[@DeathclawJedi]

yeah... this one went over my old man brain. Total whoosh.

[@clinton4161]

I reverse catfished a girl and she looked super relieved to see me(she got catfished a lot). It got me a second date but ultimately she called me a player and rejected me. It was a confusing experience. I don't even sleep around. I just wanted to be attractive🤷‍♂️

[@jacekmaraj1774]

Him in a tank top is unexpectedly attractive 😮

[@Yupyupyup32]

bro was feeling cold

[@user-dq7zc5iv2l]

Hello??? My confusion levels are high....

[@user-zl3fp4bq2z]

both their points are showing what the fudge

[@HarryKnight-rd5uo]

They look nice tody

[@PX-13]

So at the end catfish is more confident and laugh and get the girl? Interesting, I guess the girl is going to be desperate as well~ ◉⁠‿⁠◉ I am overthinking it again am I?

[@AmberRathour366]

I didn't know the pyjama fact. I wear pyjama, the lower, in public because why not, it's comfortable. 😂

[@JohnRambo1947-July-6th]

I have a microscopic pecker, but I have golden fingers to make up for it 😊

[@shareenbyrne5561]

"do you wanna hang out with me tonight?" Ok great! (0.2 seconds later) I just cleared all my plans for the week so I'm all yours😍👍"... DAM IT

[@katilemre94]

Yo, bro's lip gloss is fire 🔥

[@VicariJohn]

My mans definitely wearing lip gloss here. 😂

[@Oh-Be-The-Empire]

In a quaint little town where the sun always shines, Lived an orange cat with the most curious eyes. His name was Kurt, a feline so bold, With fur like the flames of a fire untold. Through the cobblestone streets, he would wander and roam, With each passing day, finding a new place to call home. His whiskers would twitch, his tail held up high, As he chased after dreams under the vast azure sky. With a leap and a bound, he'd climb to great heights, Exploring the rooftops on mystical nights. His amber gaze filled with wonder and grace, In every adventure, finding a new space. In the warmth of the sun, he'd bask and he'd purr, As golden hues danced on his fur. With each gentle breeze that whispered his name, Kurt would frolic and play, a creature untamed. But amidst all his joy, there lurked a deep yearning, For something beyond, a new page turning. In the depths of his soul, an untamed desire, To journey afar, to reach even higher. So one fateful day, when the moon hung low, Kurt set forth on a path, his spirit aglow. Through meadows and valleys, he ventured alone, In search of a place he could truly call home. He crossed rivers and mountains, forests so dense, Never wavering once in his steadfast sense. With courage as his guide, he pressed on with might, Through the darkest of shadows and the dimmest of light. And as he reached the horizon, a sight to behold, A land of enchantment, a story untold. With fields of gold and skies of blue, Kurt knew he had found his dreams coming true. So he made his abode in this mystical land, With the stars as his blanket, the earth as his stand. And though he was far from the town he once knew, In his heart, he remained forever true. For Kurt, the orange cat, had found his place, In the embrace of the wild, in the beauty of grace. And though his adventures had come to an end, His spirit would soar, forever ascend.

[@Dakarai_Knight]

I've seen a few reverse catfishes because sometimes men just don't know how to take good pictures of themselves haha.

[@user-sl8mn1yz1s]

This feels like a temu ad

[@kartikgupta8218]

What a cold room

[@viniciusPatto]

Sometimes i can understand how would be being clark kent in puberty, you can control your powers but the hormones..

[@kollicat]

Man its cold in here...

[@-TAPnRACK-]

Yeaaaaa he wants sooo bad for this to be true 😂😂😂

[@ojasathalye2881]

Girl realized too late she fumbled a micro. 🤦

[@markytulio40]

Ya, jokes on her bud.

[@Geosbudy]

All this time I'm looking at something different 😂

[@whaaaaa2722]

Parika malkendolf pookchuly dinger😂😂😂.

[@bsgamingvlogs4245]

Erm sir have you ever heard of over shareing? We didn't need to know about down there XD

[@felixasmodeus3658]

Ok... another night with bromance...

[@TheJesh]

Someone told me the same LOL, apparently I look better than my pictures and they were looking for someone less attractive WTF WTF WTF

[@Enigma4270]

Stop staring fellas.

[@zflick]

Rain forest cafe????

[@dansiva1870]

My brain is tweaking