When Homeschooling Goes Wrong

[@Castle0Kun]

'What time is Lunch Period' has always been me no matter what education stage I've been

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

"time is an illusion; Lunch Time doubly so..."

[@kakumee]

Yes!! Qujanaq! Kalaallisut Greenlandic for thank you!! I was hungry 24/7 365.... because ya know being poor....I guess that's why I didn't learn anything 🤣

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Using a Cuban sandwich for math is the most Cuban form of education

[@pegofhearts]

Hi Kim!!

[@picantesworld7723]

That looked like a Subway sub tbh

[@pcarebear1]

My Bolivian and Kentuckian grandpas used the same math sandwich strategy LOL Maybe it's a universal man thing?

[@marlenegarcia2245]

This is not the real Kim

[@lisettegarcia]

Or a game of dominó

[@davidfsanabria]

Jenny's voice acting and different expressions made me think that someone else was playing Michi. You are too versatile!

[@gordongecko5950]

I knowww I was literally trying to work out if it's her or not😂

[@jadonpowell6426]

I know right!

[@LaurenRamz]

The parents yelling from a distance, too real!! It never ends either (late 20s over here 🙋🏽‍♀️)

[@silverbat5873]

then if you have kids it keeps going lol

[@MayasSlimecorner]

Flor and Benito being embarrassing on the zoom I have never related to something so much 🤣🤣🤣

[@pegofhearts]

I would have died if my classmates glimsed into my home!! Argh!!

[@gracemontalvo8535]

I feel like my sister can relate. She’s always running out of her room and begging us to be quiet, she’s like please don’t walk in my room. 🤣

[@TheFunctionalForce]

Me encanta que tia Gloria’s fashion stopped updating in 1992

[@AverchenkoMiroslav]

That's Flor, tho

[@Starlight.1998]

Welp, at least her dad helps around the house. I've known a lot of latin dads who don't help around the house 🙄

[@jjclaxton1652]

Most dads work hard and they just want to rest. Especially that most (like my dad) do physical jobs

[@propogandalf]

@@jjclaxton1652 Most moms work hard too and just want to rest...aaaaand yet they're still expected to cook, clean, do laundry, and tend to the children.

[@TomoyoTatar]

The curly dark haired woman in a denim dress with the daisies and a tan mousetached fat man in a collared polo shirt ...I swear its you're trying to personify my parents. Every time I watch this I die because its like I'm watching them do these things all over again. 🤣

[@jenniferschmitzer299]

There is nothing wrong wearing matching coloured shirts.. or applicé (not sure how to spell the word) I think they are adorable 😍

[@TomoyoTatar]

@@jenniferschmitzer299 to be fair I think I'm turning slowly into my mom

[@usagiwithascythe]

That one kid with the switch

[@jenniferbates2811]

Right!?😂

[@gumisora]

@@danieldiaz4584 the brother, because Primo Kevin is same age as the teenagers.

[@tejaswoman]

​@@danieldiaz4584either that, or those are KEVIN'S relatives we have yet to meet 🤔 👀

[@QueSarahSarah72]

😂 love this family! And Benito is pretty clever. "I only ate halves! "

[@calliecooper5956]

“In 1942 Detective Colombo sailed off the end of the earth.” Best line ever.

[@dorkinabubble7772]

Laughs in white people I’m white, and even I find that particular laugh uncomfortable 😅

[@ACAB.forcutie]

Ditto. I grew up near people like that and.. ugh cringe

[@finnkuudere3516]

My Castellana wife is a Spanish/English teacher. She calls it the mojigata laugh or prudish laugh. She hears it from a few coworkers. Pilar, my wife, giggles and slowly builds into almost a cackle but she doesn't hold back her laugh or pretend.

[@isaactamez3191]

I've mexican and been homeschooled my entire life and this is literally a replay of my entire life... thank God I'm graduating next week 😊😂😂

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Ah yes, the Greeks are famous for their invention of toga mattresses. Thank you Archimedes

[@LloydSkyLion]

I'm an ESL Teacher. THIS is my life now.

[@pegofhearts]

My daughter is currently a para for Special Ed students, she said she hears the teenager using the blender every morning, another parent cusses at everyone and some other odd habits!! Bless you all!!

[@alexan8342]

IM SO SORRY!

[@FamiliaSuri]

Thank you for being a teacher and helping our children, teachers never get enough credit ❤️

[@finnkuudere3516]

My wife Pilar, volunteers at a church for ESL. She's Castellana (Alicante, Spain) and I'm Irish American. It blows everyone's minds when she first meets her students (young and mature) because she broke with tradition and took my name. I won't dox us but her syllabus will read: Mrs. Kennedy, Spanish/English Education and Interpretation. If she continued with family and Spanish regional tradition her name would be similar to Sra Pilar Maria Merced Alvarez Montoya de Kennedy. So when she immigrated she legally changed her name to Pilar Merced Kennedy. I think she likes surprising people with the Mrs Kennedy because she even uses it when we visit family in Spain. Either way she always has a list of people she's tutoring ESL. We're both bilingual. We're close to an El Salvadoran community.

[@scottspindler4015]

¡Pobrecita Michi! I thought there was going to be another live read this week but this was worth it. I love Flor, Benito and Michi. Also...maybe an upopular opinion... I think I laugh more at Flor's catchphrase "NADIE ME AYUDA EN ESTA CASA!" more than anything.

[@TomoyoTatar]

Ah yes the catchphrase of all mothers especially on Saturdays.....

[@AlwaysCheckmateNeverStalemate]

It is definitely cross-cultural. I can relate to majority of what is portrayed in the video, and I am as Polish as it gets lol

[@edithguzman7277]

Me too and I think it's because the catchphrase of every Latino mother. My mom still says it to this day!

[@luishp3]

Dos Mujeres Un Camino, a true literary classic. 😂

[@pcarebear1]

We actually saw this classic my bilingual 2nd grade class when it accidentally was on tv. You know your kids are hard noveleros when we all start singing the song by memory "DOS MUJERES UN CAAAMINNoOOOO!!!"

[@Havvyer]

And her book report is a reading from the soap’s Plot section in its Wikipedia article… haha

[@r.c.whitaker296]

The novelization of "Dos mujeres,un Camino". I'm dead.

[@MC-rw2bk]

One good thing about everyone transitioning to online work and classes is that they are more aware of video conferences. I can't tell you how many times I have been interrupted or had someone do something crazy in front of my Zoom calls.

[@ambivalentdisaster673]

Flor has got to be my favorite. I love how overly dramatic (passionate?) she is. I kind of relate 😆

[@tejaswoman]

Jenny, you gonna love this... I actually _did_ end up teaching about _Dos Mujeres, Un Camino_ once in my high-school literature class! Back in the 1990s, I lived in the lower Río Grande Valley, just 16 miles from the border in a town called Edinburg. I left the sub with instructions to show the kids just one little scene from _Romeo and Juliet_ , representing Act IV, so they would be ready for me to come back and teach the big dramatic Act V. To my horror, when I came back, it turned out she had let them watch through the end of the movie, screwing up my lesson plans for a couple of days. Except she didn't. The kids started asking me, “Why is he kissing her and not realizing she's not dead?” When I started asking them questions, they mentioned about how they'd gotten confused by all the fast-forwarding and rewinding. It turns out the hapless sub had totally lost control and the kids had run the video back and forth so much they had seen the climactic final scene without having the slightest idea what was going on. Thus I still had my golden opportunity to explain what dramatic irony is: when the reader or audience has crucial knowledge that the characters lack. “Oh, just like _Dos Mujeres, Un Camino_ !” pipes up one of my freshman girls. They explain the premise of the legendary _novela_ to their bilingual but nonetheless gringa teacher from Dallas. "So the man has two women: his wife and his - Miss, how do you say _amante_ in English?" "Well, if it's a woman people usually say 'mistress', but you can also say -“ At this point, we finally, unexpectedly have the full attention of José Luis, who normally tunes out but at this point sits straight up and asks, " *How* do you say it?" I tell him again, and he repeats pensively, "mistress," and after nodding while making a mental note of it, promptly lays his head back down on the desk to resume his afternoon nap. It may be the only thing that kid learned from me all year, but by golly, if he ever has one, he'll know how to brag about her in English. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gadomoya]

It's never too late to make good decisions! That had me in STITCHES!

[@Kris-hq9ed]

"I only had halves!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@AlwaysCheckmateNeverStalemate]

My husband says this. And when you say " I am out of shape" he ALWAYS replies "Round is a shape." 🤦‍♀️😅

[@SCTKDOAMKVFKI]

“Dos mujeres, un camino” as a language arts subject, I’m here for it!!!! Dale!!!! 🤣

[@lizagastaldi2420]

This was hilarious!! Benito and Flor are becoming my new favorites! They have me dying, como meyando!!! Super relatable as always which makes the whole family love it 😘

[@mgpef02]

You two are hilarious together. I’m convinced these characters are real. Benito and the sandwich. 😂

[@brittanyjackson6432]

I notice the intention that you put, even in the curling of the lips, of each character. we see the details! Great job Jenny!😁

[@tavaramirez668]

I love your new charactor! Totally perfect for a teacher!!

[@lisetcamposmanrique6115]

So accurate... mi papi is always having a sneaky snack from the fridge.

[@Tayo3234]

You really are brilliant, Jenny. Within the first few seconds, watching the video go back and forth between Michi and Flor, I can see that you pay attention to a lot of tiny details. When the same person has to play mother and daughter, some changes are obviously necessary and easy to notice (e.g. different hair, different makeup, jewelry, etc). Some other things are so tiny they may not be instantly obvious to the average viewer, but they make such an important impact. You've paid attention to subtle differences in facial expressions, body language, posture etc to drive home the differences between Flor and Michi. You really do succeed at making us forget that it's the same actor playing both these roles. Fantastic work.

[@anyname13579]

I lose it every time I hear nadie me ayuda en esta casa! I get flashbacks to my mom and it's hilarious.

[@mikeyd946]

Online? Ay Dios Mio 😂😂😂

[@angie6225]

I loved the Book report Dos Mujeres un Camino😹😹 You and Hubby as always did an implacable job... Thanks for the laughs!!!

[@junebay5265]

I really lost it at ”laughs in Caucasian” 😂 How can you always get these so right!

[@rahadiantoputra862]

I love how muy exaggerada Flor is. She's just like my mom hahaha.

[@GM-xo7yy]

In 1942 Detective Colombo sailed off the edge of the earth.... I'm done there 😅😅😭

[@sweetchocolatezebra]

Wanted to say, just found you recently and have started low key binging your videos lol. You are super talented! I love Maruchi most and your captions kill me 🤣

[@marilyngutierrez2896]

"dónde están tus medias?!" *Viejo grunt* " you haven't washed them in weeks, they're starting to smell like Cheetos!" All during the zoom call! 😂😂😂💀

[@pcarebear1]

"Que estas haciendo!" Before every work WebEx call. 💀💀💀 When you still live w/your parents

[@anotherhappyday93]

Out of the tías, Flor is the most like my mom. But also Benito is so much like my dad.

[@finnkuudere3516]

Flor and Benito are totally my Tia y Tio in laws. My In laws are a little more "with it." My father in Law and I have a "nerd" bond and my mother in law always has a party in mind.

[@desertedenblooms]

JENNY LORENZO! YOU ARE FABULOUS! I was born in Argentina, raised in the USA , parents are Spanard, Italian. In seeing these sketches, I see so much of my own family ! I get to see the funny side of my up bringing and I want thank you so much ! you are so talented and the people that work with you as well. I forget that you play so many of these characters! I think...? I m glad that you are an independent content maker because Hollywood would of put you in a box, sealed it up with their brand and not allowed you the creative freedom that makes you so new and fresh! God Bless you and all the crew and actors! I love watching , fan for life!

[@susanah0202]

I wonder if he is related to Ana María Polo HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. Laughs in caucasian HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA MUERO

[@sweetpea841]

My daughter loved this!!! She really likes Michi's dad.🤣😂😘

[@sassora]

the frog shirt is everything

[@KayuraYukishiro]

I'm laughing so hard! Poor Michi

[@tais1355]

David’s dad grunts are my fave part of any video with Benito.

[@IamReyAlejandro]

I'm the kind of person that gets hyped to watch a Jenny Lorenzo video by rewatching her previous videos for hours until the video premieres.

[@KevinBosch]

Bless you.

[@tejaswoman]

I'm sure she appreciates the heck out of that! Lately I've been going to the video list and sorting them by view count so I can go back to watch the ones with the fewest views.

[@AnnieNYC1]

This is fabulous! I can only imagine how much work went into this but it is DELIGHTFUL! Spot on with the Zoom classes, and from what I heard from some kids whose parents decided on "homeschooling without zoom", the kind of stuff they were taught wasn't any better than what poor Michi was enduring. This is fantastic. Poor earth, with some of it's air escaping to make it flat ... oh goodness. I'm still laughing. And yeah, we don't need more viruses ... :)

[@metromobile9534]

I love thank for take your time to make this.

[@jenifferpedroza5832]

Yayyyy!!! Bravo 👏👏👏 thank you Jenny, I loved it😍

[@rolandogarcia2989]

Watching this is like reliving the time in 1976 when my Mom and Dad tried to help me with AP History and Math LOL (didn't listen to them to get a batter grade)

[@maggiedelgado5742]

Me muero!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ay Jenny, tú eres tan talentosa!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@jojo-uw8tx]

Are we not gonna talk about those whisk earrings that Tía Flor is rocking 😂

[@Starlight.1998]

Oh shit i didnt even fuckin notice until now 😂

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

That's not Gloria

[@jojo-uw8tx]

Srry I meant Tia Flor

[@josearturogarza5114]

Ahhh, the Cheeto smell socks, 🧦.. thas hokay, until they get to the *Fritos smell* 🧦 socks, then it's time for washing.

[@Quartz_111]

Flor's threatening head twitch's are everything

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

They save lives.

[@Flint_Ironstag]

So happy to see Miss Darcy back. And Benito is always a treat

[@daneliasalazar5817]

So funny I’m laughing because I did the same thing when my kids were online classes. I don’t know how many time I went in their room trying to pick up the clothes to put it in the wash. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ilovebooksalot]

Fantástico como siempre. Flor, Benito, and Michi are my favorites.

[@chrisserrific]

I'm not even an actual teacher, but I can't tell you how often a lesson starts, and two minutes later you hear a parent going, "Hello, Mr. Chris!" It's very sweet, and very counter productive. I miss my office, and school. God knows how the kids are feeling.

[@Scronkc]

Every time I sanitize my groceries I hear in my head "SANIYIZE THE SANIYIZER!"

[@picantesworld7723]

Jenny hilarious!! I was drinking my iced coffee while watching this. I nearly I nearly spit it out cracking up. Jenny I truly have to say I give you so much credit for doing this during this time of quarantine where you're limited to not having your crew. It's a lot a lot of work when you only have just you or one other person. ❤️🙂

[@danielatepizromero8491]

Out of all the videos you gave made this one had me dying the most. 😆🤣🤣

[@magdelanafuzzesy2982]

I think this is what my kids who I teach are facing at home as well! Let's pray 🙏 for them! Love from Pueblo, Colorado!

[@timmg6462]

El miedo de like todos los kids hoy en día es el padre o la madre walking in durante the zoom meeting. 😂

[@tejaswoman]

Though it was always possible for something more embarrassing to happen, like the time I was supervising the online schooling of two nephews and a niece when their toddler brother wandered pantless (and underpants-less) through the room they were all doing their lessons in, causing the kindergarten teacher to temporarily move my niece into the virtual waiting room so her classmates wouldn't get flashed. 😳

[@kcl060]

Jenny, this is really a comment for your Captain Underpants video 😉. You are so beautiful! I love your eyeshadow! What did you have on in that video. You always have the best makeup and the most flawless complection with just the right amount of highlighter. Thank you for your videos and the smiles and laughter you bring. Thank you also for being back Michi. I so missed her! More remote classes and FaceTime with her and abuela!

[@dogtrainingmexico]

Too funny! 🤣 Book report on Dos Mujeres y Un Camino... pobrecita Michi... And the Zoom bombing by Dad with laundry 😳

[@TheRealDeal-xj5yn]

Man I don't understand why you guys don't have more views and subs this channel clearly deserves at least 1 mil

[@ironidol]

It's so crazy we've been through all of this home/ online schooling. Hope everyone is doing well after 1 to 2 years after that shock

[@annwolf2127]

I could listen to benito all day 😂 You should do a segment where he reads the news or a book!

[@elizabethpineda3834]

These are my favorite characters 😹 you and your husband are so cute.

[@cristoferchanimak]

MICHI is the cutest thing ever!!!!!!

[@awesomeirlable]

Lmao the white teacher and all the shade she was throwing

[@annieisdylansmom]

*laughing my ass off in Caucasian* Your white lady teacher was

[@AruColor]

Querida Jenny, gracias por haber hecho un video con tanto tiempo incluido a tio Benito, he reminds me of one of my uncles who lives in the homeland and whom I miss very much

[@wittmanjosuecamposguzman4831]

😆😅😅😅😅😅 I know that it has been a while since Jenny's last video, but this one was all the way worth it. I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@KevinBosch]

it's only been three weeks! Hahah

[@cchavez1453]

I always laugh my ass off when your content pops up in my recommendations! Thank you for this!

[@kcl060]

Hilarious!! The teacher was sooo believable! Awwwwwww! Imma tellll! Michi cursed! Hehehe

[@IndieAnnieJones1]

aye poor Michi Tia flor esta Loca!!! Loved it my freing

[@veronicaRN]

Awesome and Kudos🤣 😂🤣🙆‍♀️🏆🥇💌🤝👏👏👏👏💝 Poor guy...marco.....polo....they even look in de pool...all di chill dren... en la picina...🤣😂😆💃🎬

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

David is such a treasure in all of Jennizzle's videos. We could be brothers, he and I...

[@moniqueornelas2969]

Absolutely love this channel. Thank you for these videos. ❤️

[@michellegil1609]

We're all Michi during Zoom moment...

[@kenijame]

Jenni, you keep getting better and better girl! Way to go!

[@deidreperryman172]

OMG!!! Loved it 💕💕. 😂😂 home schooling has never been better😄 Thanks for sharing. Made my day. Take care, stay safe and God Bless.

[@davetinoco]

Jenny looks cute AF with bangs

[@Gigi_443]

Marco Polo got lost in the Bermuda Triangle 📐 The more u know 😂

[@veronica10130]

Michi: *Presenting to the class* Flo: “AY HAVE YOU SEEN MICHI’S SOCK? SHE ALWAYS HAS MISMATCHING SOCKS!” Me: “omigod that happened while i was getting math help at least I’m not alone”

[@tweetyhearts3169]

All these videos in someway remind me of my family ,thank you.😊😊

[@blessedwifeandmama]

Omg love flor and her little family!!

[@TheCarolina22channel]

Amazing. Love your content. I can't believe you can play all these characters.

[@jenniferfogliawelch9773]

Omg I lol’ed several times! This gonna be one my favs- though I LOVE all your videos! I’m a teacher- the struggle is real! And this perfectly speaks to the awkwardness video conferencing 😂😂😂😂

[@gellofelix8854]

"the pyramids came out of nowhere.. then Moses came and split the sea y todo eso" AHH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THIS LINE 🤣🤣

[@mandystory4275]

This whole video is perfection.

[@TheGbrit]

Jenny, please keep making these videos. They are so hilarious!

[@fairyqueen9281]

Super funny, pobre Michi! And the teacher seems a good new character!

[@peacefulldiva215]

Loved it! I liked seeing the outtakes at the end! Please add outtakes on your next videos!

[@ACAB.forcutie]

Michi's dad is one of my favorite characters

[@brittanyjackson6432]

Great job Jenny and we appreciate all the time, work, effort and editing that you all put into making this masterpiece!😁

[@mariannasalcedo6503]

“I wonder if he’s related to Ana Maria Polo.” Me: CaSo CeRraDoOo

[@cathycravens]

Awesome! I am a teacher, so I VERY much enjoyed this. Thank you!

[@maidiesolis3011]

Jajaja Dos Mujeres un Camino. Michi is so sweet