Latinos Are Not All The Same | Gabriel Iglesias

[@cr1spy.s0cks92]

“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you’re gonna get stabbed.” 😂

[@Lrxxx321]

Facts I swear that's all Islanders even the rest of Carribean

[@aliviastolley109]

Being a Cuban I can confirm it’s true 😂

[@mariaalexander427]

So true! 🤣

[@dickrichard5579]

Frosty Fries_xx bro......cocaine

[@ravsinghrajput2105]

Cubans do my lawn work,,,, And I call them Mexicans, they love it😂🤣

[@logic2599]

Every good stories always starts with "Martin and I"

[@eduardochiscuet3146]

So... The other day... Hehe... Marrrrrrtin and I...

[@caxercas]

Lmao, you really put it in to damn true quote

[@JewishCircumcision1155]

That’s just pure Logic

[@twiceutonin]

100% guaranteed

[@k_djstar202]

True...true...

[@realsanmer]

“(Speaks spanish)” 11/10 subtitles.

[@Nothingfoo90z]

They too lazy for that 😭

[@Xerdar36]

Well.. technically the subtitles are not wrong

[@josselinguajala8158]

HAHAAHAHABHA

[@---jb1dv]

@@Xerdar36 bruh r/Technicallythetruth

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

@@---jb1dv r/ihavereddit

[@neb3757]

Fluffy is a great story teller. He really brings you in to his story and drops a punchline unexpectedly. Brilliant.

[@nthgth]

My favorite kind of stand-up. Dave Chappelle is great at that too, and Bill Burr comes to mind.

[@lizz741]

He drank a whole bowl of Cuban coffee!!!???...he'll be awake until January 2021...

[@xoxxobob61]

Cuban coffee ain't No Joke !

[@trevormoses5061]

@@xoxxobob61 Cuban coffee sounds nice.

[@MitchellTheMitch]

That sounds a bit specific

[@hunnysenpai7249]

Nah man, he'll just get the shits

[@edithdlp8045]

I am mexican american and used to drink cuban coffee during college. Thanks to that coffee I finished school. Today I am a civil engineer.

[@heavenvalladarez2689]

Honestly, the Latin American family is very mixed. There are latinos that look totally Asian, others look like europeans and others that are black. You can be confuse in any way.

[@francescakibbelaar7465]

Factssss

[@Eviligniter]

Because Latinos is a culture, not a race. Italians(the Latin league,Rome was the boss of that one) are the original latinos.

[@dominicpersaud1155]

@@Eviligniter Facts, I just looked it up a Latino can be black, white, Asian whatever

[@OSinghGyallll]

@@Eviligniter facts

[@KooriAkuma]

@@dominicpersaud1155 it confused the hell out me when they ask this in the census because I have no idea what to put. Like you put Latino and then you're asked to specify and I don't wtf to put. Like, am I white? Then why tf are the white ppl hating if we white too 👀

[@federicoverdicchio]

As soon as he said the Cuban cafecito was a tiny shot I instantly thought it's like how we take espressos here in Italy. Just did a little research and found out in fact that it was developed by the first Italian immigrants in Cuba. Then, it became part of the Cuban culture who brought it to Miami. It's incredible how much history we share together.

[@hernan2907]

Just to have an idea, Latin America was conquer by Spaniards and among the first to stablish in Latin America, there were quite a few Italians.

[@victorialee1323]

My cousin from Michigan came to visit me few years ago, and I offered him an espresso after lunch in a bar. He was so pissed off that the italian espresso is less than a half of an american one, and he was about to just drink it all at once and I told him to sip it slowly, also because it burns the tongue. He was really amazed of this way to take one's time to have a good cup of coffee, he was babbling things like "look, for me and my friends the point is the quantity... This is about the quality and the care". I loved his epiphany

[@heidydiazdearcelanda8982]

Absolutely right. I am cuban and when I visited Italy I discovered that italians use to drink coffee just like us

[@jal051]

@@hernan2907 That's because a big chunk of current Italy was part of the kingdom of Spain during the 16th and 17th centuries.

[@marlenemurias269]

Federico, there are also old Italian enclaves within Spain. Many Italian-Spanish, in the past, were sent to the island. So, we took the espresso from you. Not only that, you gave us your love of music ( opera), and the lasagna and your fine ways to make pastries ( pastelitos). People don’t talk about the many cultural aspects we inherited from the Italians.

[@Eniramos619]

Gabriel: “How many Latinos are in the crowd?” Crowd: “Yes”

[@kuruma1054]

Affirmative

[@fragolegirl2002]

It varies depending on what you mean by it. O_o

[@zdenekzdun410]

@gaby. Livig all my life in Europe and I didn't see any, except turists and students. If you ment Latins by latin speaking people then sorry to disapoint you. The latin language has been used across the whole Europe for centuries, as the main language of literature, science and diplomacy between the nations, and therefore it had significant influence on all european national languages. But there is no latin speaking country in Europe recently.

[@jaqenhghar6244]

gaby it’s interesting to see someone choosing to not understand how language works. It doesn’t make you seem more intelligent.

[@SicklySeraph]

gaby same reasons Europeans call native Americans "indians"

[@MohamedAlsultan-b5d]

Red bull gives you wings Cuban coffee: it’ll make you swim all the way to the US

[@mikehanlam9518]

hmmm... I am Asian, may I know is that belongs to pure coffee? or there's something else added on?

[@SA2004YG]

@@mikehanlam9518 lots of sugar in it too. Some people call Cuban coffee "Cuban crack"

[@AlexLay]

@HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW cuban coffee was the best too at some point, it has a lot of sugar

[@charmagne2102]

@@mikehanlam9518 "Cuban coffee" = expresso.

[@hiveminder941]

Cuban cofee; gives you fins

[@rickygarza4801]

He ain’t lying my dad is Mexican and my mom is Cuban and the differences in the Spanish between both of them is wild lol

[@dropfiyz5467]

i wonder how the arguments are lmao

[@rickygarza4801]

Dropfiyz it’s entertaining lol

[@patrickjenkins6383]

Ricky Garza: Being a (non-latino) Black American, I've made El Español my (2nd) language. You're quite fortunate to have parents who speak with (2) DISTINCT ACCENTS. Every Spanish accent is interesting in its own way, but for some reason, the CUBAN & MEXICAN styles are probably my favorites. 💙 😎

[@vxsa5546]

You're mom when she argues with your dad " OKAY?!!"

[@kimkim-qt6jb]

Hi I noticed your a half and half like me hilarious stuff....like torta y tortiqua....and tortiqua is Word for which is usually used for little kids but are completely different!!!!!! Do u know what the 2nd means? 😉

[@ZenFox0]

When he did the bit about how Cubans and Puerto Ricans come in all colors, it reminded me of my time in the US Army. In Basic Training we had a sizable cohort of Mexican (or Mexican-American) recruits. One afternoon during training, on a very hot day, they were lounging about, as they didn’t have anything to do at the moment. One of our Drill Sergeants who happened to be black came over. I guess he thought they looked a little too comfortable, so he asked them “What are you doing?” One of the Mexican recruits, in a very disinterested manner, looked up and said “No hablo inglés.” The next moment, this black Drill Sergeant lit into them in the most ferocious Spanish I’ve ever heard in my life. I don’t know what he said, as I hardly speak Spanish, but all the Mexican recruits suddenly jumped up and got very busy indeed. He scared the hell out of me too. Awhile later, after he seemed to calm down, I asked him, “Drill Sergeant, where’d you learn such fluent Spanish?” “I’m from Panama.” And he smiled.

[@karyn1091]

Uppp! I can imagine those recruits learned a few lessons that day! My parents came from Costa Rica in the late ‘60’s. Dad is from Limón where Jamaica and other Caribbean cultures are rich there. One wouldn’t think that he isn’t Latino and even when he speaks.

[@travismiles5885]

I had a Panamanian drill sergeant when I was in basic training but he was very light skinned and had acne scars on his face. Dude was a badass. He was a forward observer. His accent was very thick and hard to understand.

[@tobby6312]

🇵🇦

[@deezy2923]

Dominicans can be black too

[@jamilsuriel4406]

@@deezy2923 that’s like saying Americans can be black too. Of course there can be blacks in Latin America. Just as there can be whites, indigenous, Asian, African, biracials in Latin America

[@OTBASH]

He's spot on about Cubans and us Puerto Ricans coming in all colors. People make the mistake of thinking hispanics are all brown.

[@lamartrade7415]

There are also Black and White Mexicans.

[@Muffinga]

All latinos come in different colours. There are black, brown and white people in literally every country in Latin America. But since black people are a minority most people don't think they exist. They are also, unfortunately, very discriminated against.

[@lunkystraydog6572]

Neovo leon, green eyed white Mexicans

[@darellarocho5729]

Oof another Boricua with a Genki pfp! Wassup brother?

[@dtee5276]

No lot of people think that all Hispanics are white. Wrong

[@kaprdo]

“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban you’re gonna get stabbed” and THATS on pissed abuelas

[@hectorg5456]

Yeah fuck those guys that made this whole video funny and enjoyable for everyone else to watch lol

[@kaprdo]

Eros Delorenzi aw we love you too xoxo

[@TheNakedeyes78]

Eros Delorenzi Thank you!!!

[@Madferit91]

Wow didn't know Mark Cuban had anger issues.

[@gigglemeblahblah3266]

Okaylee ahhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yollandacarvalho7265]

"you just have to listen the way the person is speaking spanish" *brazilian just left the room*

[@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333]

How many Brazilians are living in the US and where? In example Mexicans California and Texas, Cubans the Florida, Puerto Riquean New York.

[@jorgevecinocastro3407]

Galicians entered the room

[@paulosales6322]

@@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 I don’t know the numbers, but there are a lot of Brazilians living in Florida and NY (but mainly in Florida)

[@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333]

@@paulosales6322 I bet you will is true, but, in some way or some how you are not making noise in the point the average gringo feel a chill in his back bone.

[@artie6038]

@@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 The mainly louder brazilians are in tokyo right now.

[@dcast781227]

I’m not an itto I’m an ande!!!! 😂😂😂 i love how so many of his jokes still make me laugh after all this time

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

His jokes, the sound effects and the voices he does are the reasons why he’s one of my favorite standup comedians.

[@BQM04]

Cafecito is also the reason "Why's he yelling?"

[@munirahbakar4123]

That makes sense 👍

[@franciscolaurean8550]

OKAY

[@franciscolaurean8550]

@R3y 1245 I did :)

[@amandas8510]

Nah, he’s just Cuban. 😂 we yell without realizing we’re yelling.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

@R3y 1245 I'm sorry dad

[@swrry_bae1012]

"all you have to do is listen to the way the person speaks in spanish" *Laughs in portuguese*

[@k1tty.k]

You mean “cries in portuguese”, right? Lol

[@avinoduerme8995]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@nidiabenites8221]

Callate un rato

[@pablocalderon2342-n9s]

americans cant tell

[@roxassora2706]

@@pablocalderon2342-n9s Well doesn't portuguese have bits of Spanish? We were never taught portuguese growing up. We see the similarities and a lot of the latino population over here is primarily spanish speaking latinos.

[@fireworks4543]

6:11 vaya con dios = Spanish phrase - a farewell, “go with God.”

[@aircastles1013]

Thank you! I was wondering.....until I saw your comment my guess was “he’s a dead man”

[@joeridestrijcker445]

@@aircastles1013 it's also the name of a musical ensemble here in Belgium... check some vids/clips ;)

[@Theohybrid]

I knew it! Hahaha! Lol

[@alexparra15]

I think a more appropriate translation would be "may God be with you" (to convey the use of that phrase)

[@davidjacobs8558]

"Good Bye" is actually short for "God Be With You". Godbwye

[@ajdutari]

I loved it. No profanity to elicit laughter. Good humored jokes based on known idiosyncrasies without belittling anyone. Just like Trespatines. Bravo!

[@bobthabuilda1525]

Oh there was definitely some profanity in the Spanish bits

[@Angel-gb9gi]

I only watch funny comedians that don't need to cuss to be funny and I just found this man and am really liking him. Funny, smart and clean jokes for us all.

[@koukkoufos2000]

@@Angel-gb9gi He swears in Spanish you dumbass 😂 just not in English, carajo means fuck in Spanish and coño means cunt lol

[@vanessalugo5574]

Nobody: Eminem: aight imma rap Puerto Rican: Oye hold my coquito

[@IAMBENNYBLANCO.]

😂😆

[@andrewrivera7496]

Being a Puerto Rican i can confirm

[@cypherware1553]

Same @Quasar Corps

[@kyro3693]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[@joaouchoa8122]

You mean: oyoldmycoquito

[@Xerdar36]

Both my parents are Cubans... I remember starting to drink coffee when I was like two or three... everything you said about Cubans and Coffee is correct!!

[@francescakibbelaar7465]

Omggg yessss my mom is Cuban and my dads Italian I’ve been drinking coffee for like years and it’s soooo stronggg americans drink their coffee so weak

[@danilocatania5700]

Same here, sicilian, caffelatte when I was 5, espresso when I was 8

[@astr0159]

Same except I'm Guatemalan. I've been drinking coffee for who knows how long! XD

[@yalc-04]

You guys are weird lol I'm in my late twenties and I've only ever had 2 sips of coffee in my life once when I was curious what it tasted like and the 2nd time was when my mom wanted me to try a flavor and tell me if it was good or not

[@danilocatania5700]

@@yalc-04 don't know where you're from my man, but in the mediterraneum and latin america, you 're the odd one out

[@ilonqueen]

*silence in Chilean*

[@eljote3]

Pobres almas inocentes del norte de la linea del Ecuador que aún no han escuchado hablar a un chileno. XD

[@luciver3222]

@@eljote3 si perece que esta invocando a chtuluh es chileno

[@random_foo9712]

Out of here lol

[@kid.hudson_]

Some of you guys talk at the same pace as Austrians. Although the Austrians have that “Mexican” style sarcasm

[@random_foo9712]

@@kid.hudson_ I am Mexican. Ye we are sarcastic sometimes

[@mariaguadalupeflores9535]

I’m not an “ito” I’m an “ande” that was legendary. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@maryinsanfrancisco]

"And I found out Puerto Ricans, you speak Spanish like there's a time limit." OMG 😂😂😂

[@thotpatrol4651]

Lmafoo he confuse Puerto Rican’s with Dominican 🤣 Dominican talks like there’s no time limits

[@vaderladyl]

I second that. We do speak fast.

[@jttekton]

lmao there a Puerto Rican kid who speaks fast like there's actually a time limit and he only speaks spanish, but understands English

[@z5399]

Thot Patrol they both do

[@josemer22]

maryinsanfrancisco thats so inaccurate tho its dominicans the ones that speak like that lmao

[@stepankuzmin3946]

"Martin and I...." is the beginning of legends

[@manoftruth0935]

ThomasDaDank Engine all his best stories start that way.

[@Wtnwdl]

Racist gift basket starts like that 😂😂😂

[@FernandoGuerrero94]

If you hear someone speaking spanish, and no one understand him, even others Latinos, that dude is Chilean, trust me, Nadie nos entiende

[@chica_webtoonuwu7223]

Tienes razón xd

[@Park_Place]

¿Qué dijiste?

[@chica_webtoonuwu7223]

@@Park_Place Dice: si tu escuchas hablar a alguien español y nadie lo entiende, ni siquiera los propios latinos, ese tipo es chileno, creeme nadie los entiende xd

[@justsomejusstsome8994]

@Romeo 300 Yes in Mexico a lot of slang is used I know and Argentina also has distintive jerga

[@justsomejusstsome8994]

@Romeo 300 I'm from the Netherlands, here we have the same thing going on with multiple groups. Such as the immigrants who talk slang, which is almost an entire different language at this point, just the same grammar and verbs. And I live in a region with a very heavy dialect (called Achterhoeks) which is impossible to be understood by anyone not from here. It's something I like though, because it's unique. And since I'm capable of speaking it, in the West they'll look at us weirdly. Dialects and accents are great aren't they? Bring great diversity.

[@dorianrodriguez40]

I am cuban and I cracked laughing with this! Lol That was too good.

[@keithmontoya8793]

"That's the only way cubans can make that swim." I damned near fell out of my chair.

[@bryant475]

Me too lol

[@vdenise]

i do not get the reference as I am not Latino , could you please explain , thanks

[@keithmontoya8793]

@@vdenise It's in reference to entering the US illegally. The illegals entering from Mexico are said to swim the Rio Grande. From Cuba, they have to swim farther, so the caffeine jolt from their coffee makes it possible to make the swim to Florida.

[@vdenise]

@@keithmontoya8793 oh wow, did not know this, thanks for answering, and immensely funny lol

[@bryant475]

@@vdenise Yeah hopefully the wall gets built sooner than later 🤣🤣🤣 watch "Wall going up ft. JLP" for a real laugh! Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fp7Jh5WarLNpfsU

[@cravensvt]

Cuban coffee is why meth didn’t take off in Miami.

[@coram001]

LMAO!!

[@bramvanduijn8086]

@Hey Yo Yes, too much caffeine can make your heart skip beats. I've always stopped at that point, I don't like dubstep enough to want to live it.

[@mariastormer800]

LMAO 😂

[@valeriesanchez3074]

Meth is no joke. I didn't sleep for two entire weeks from being wired on that crap . Glad I got off it. Really though , wanna be a zombie ? Do meth lol

[@Malicient]

I know someone who worked for a telephone company in Miami. When he first started working the Cuban neighbourhoods, he didn't realize how strong the coffee is, so when he got offered it at literally every house her worked that day, he accepted and drank it. He said that was the day he felt like he could dig a trench all the way from Miami to California and back.

[@Jluna16]

Talking fast is a caribbean thing its like we talk in cursive

[@javiervillacorta3847]

nah, you guys talk like there is a competition of who understands the most xd

[@cheybrown3063]

Javier villacorta That too 😂😂😂😂

[@valeriesanchez3074]

It's okay they probably zapped off heroine

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

J Luna “speaking in cursive” is the BEST way I’ve ever heard an explanation of how we speak

[@shaiska]

J.Luna that's a fact, Dominicans do that too! I am half Dominican and some times I need to asks my family members to slow down because otherwise, I won't be able to understand a shit that they are saying!

[@nas84payne]

2:50 “El negro!” 😂😂😂😂😂 As a black guy from the UK, this was an education for me! I do know that Cubans come in all shades 😂

[@DavidDavid-ze7lf]

Yes, we do...😉

[@racksuprunway1979]

Scuro! 😂

[@sydneyoneal8602]

You should look into the transatlantic slave trade and where the majority of black slaves were dropped off: South and Central America and Caribbean farrrr before North America. There are far more afro-descendants/black folk in Brazil than the entire continent of North America. And the Caribbean is the main place you'll fine black Latinos...Cuba, PR, DR, Haiti = huge populations of black and mixed people

[@racksuprunway1979]

@@sydneyoneal8602 THANK you for educating us brother. asante

[@otohime8516]

@@sydneyoneal8602 True, and America still thinking theres only black people in USA and in African countries, even some black americans thinks theyre the only black people out african continent 🤣

[@MCMAGIC.]

PINCHI FLUFFY 🔥🇲🇽🇺🇸 love you bro!

[@frezzy2957]

🇸🇻

[@merpding6069]

Pinche*

[@funnyvalentine6807]

Pinche*

[@cricketycrack06]

Pinche*

[@star.boy.937]

Pinche*

[@DapperDobro]

"That is the only way Cubans can make that swim!!!" That is way funnier than the crowd ga him credit for. That's HILARIOUS!!!

[@bryamvasquez3057]

Can u explain

[@DapperDobro]

@@bryamvasquez3057 If you recall, in 1959, the Communist party, violently revolted, and came to power in Cuba. Anyone who valued freedom, and refused to kiss Castros bloody boots, was crushed beneath them. So, they fled the oppression and death, fleeing for their lives, and their families lives. To America, Canada, Guatemala, and other Central & Southern American countries. "That swim" Gabriel mentions, is when Cubans flee Cuba and come to Fl. There are Cubans fleeing the oppression every chance they can. As in every country that succumbs to the evil disease that is Communism/Socialism.

[@GGigabiteM]

@@bryamvasquez3057 The shortest distance from Cuba to the US is the southern coast of Florida, which is about 90 miles. Cubans have been fleeing the country since the 1950s when the Communists took over the country. Many make the dangerous journey on completely unfit boats and many never make it due to their boats sinking, equipment failure, navigational errors and ocean currents sending them out into the open ocean where they die from starvation or exposure. The US Coast Guard has been finding empty Cuban boats for decades from the ones who never made it.

[@AlmaDeAngel]

@@GGigabiteM yes my dad had to do this. I am extremely Thankful he made it to fl safe unlike many others who have lost their lives through the years. Fuera El comunismo. VIVA CUBA LIBRE!

[@wrestlinghe2638]

@@DapperDobro aww now it's not as funny anymore

[@kinglegault]

That joke about how Spanish people talk is so true especially Puerto Rican’s when they take Spanish it’s like they turn into a rapper

[@sirsleep4lot252]

It's all the caffeine we intake in a day

[@krystalrosario4582]

It's so true I'm puertorican and I speak Spanish very quickly but I also speak English very quickly so none of my friends who are puertorican and can speak English very well just like me can't understand me

[@Topchef2011]

And Dominicans sounds loud n aggressive

[@saicoso]

@@krystalrosario4582 I don't know why but I read it really fast ...

[@laterin92r47]

They have a strong voice so it sounds like there raising their voice even though they are just talking to you.

[@shawnkelly3574]

Love this guy he's so funny. He doesn't hold back at all. Wish I saw him live.

[@jess-tameme1080]

My Spanish teacher: Have you been studying? Me: Of course I have!!! *watched Gabriel Iglesias all weekend*

[@barbaragrindstaff8734]

I am Brazilian and, even though we don't speak Spanish (we speak Portuguese), we are latinos as well and we share the same passion and the same cultural traits our hispanic neighbors do! Whenever I feel homesick here in the US, I go to a Mexican/Latino grocery store and buy my beans, rice and leite moça (La lechera) to make my brigadeiro. I always feel more at home around my latino friends. I can feel the warmth and compassion only latinos can provide. Love you, my Latino South American/Central American/Mexican friends ❤ Btw, we also come in every color of the rainbow, from Gisele Bundchen to Pelé and that's what makes our latino people so beautiful 😍

[@LuciAna-ir3so]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩

[@alienlatino2945]

Brazilians have always been 100% Latinos, part of the family.

[@maikolim37]

South Americans and Mexicans? What about us? Central America has 55 million Latinos, and there's another 30 million in the Caribbean Islands, Latinos is not only Mexico and South America you know.

[@fernandoulloa3437]

OF COURSE BRASILIANS ARE LATINOS, OUR BROTHERS. OUR LANGUAGE BELONG TO THE ROMANCE LANGUAGES, THAT ARE: PORTUGUESE, ITALIAN, FRENCH ( I HAVE NO IDEA WHY FRENCH ?? ) AND SPANISH.

[@shreeverma8473]

Go back a

[@ucodetiaw]

ALL LATINOS ARE DIFFERENT *TALK ABOUT 3 COUNTRIES*

[@Juanirva]

I think it's more about communities that are the most common in the us

[@riotvann]

i was thinking the same thing lmaoo north american latinos think they're the entire latino community

[@victoriap1561]

He's also in Florida where you can find all kind of latinos...

[@richardgrace4500]

Technically Puerto Rico isnt a country also they speak spanish in spain

[@richardgrace4500]

Also they speak spanish in all of south America which is multiple different countries not just mexico...mexico is just one country in south America

[@v.c.2894]

You add a little sunshine and laughter to my day dear fluffy! I love your episodes from British Columbia Canada

[@acheliwork]

"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban your gonna get stabbed!" -Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias

[@laffin_out_loud]

I'm lost and have two ideas of what he's meaning

[@YavapaiApacheTribe]

HE MENT MEXICANS BUT HE KNEW THAT IF HE SAID THAT A MAFIA/CARTEL SNIPER WAS GONNA GUN HIM DOWN LOL

[@Cubannerd]

@@YavapaiApacheTribe I don't think so, I really, really hate being called something other than Cuban. Even while I was still living in the island some people near tourists areas would ask me if I was from Spain or Italy and I would get really offended.

[@YavapaiApacheTribe]

@@Cubannerd IN MEXICO YOU WILL LITERALLY GET KILLED FOR BEING CALLED ANY NAME.

[@YavapaiApacheTribe]

@Romeo 300 Mexicans and Colombians got money 💰

[@william2821jr]

Love that dude can make jokes about different nationalities without insulting them, pretty much straight facts 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

[@tonyfelix287]

George Lopez used to do that, even with white people, but not anymore…

[@juniorchavesopicassodeyahu988]

@@tonyfelix287 I love latina women❤️

[@maysapost1999]

Yes! Very clever! I loved it.

[@tekpa1112]

"that's the only way Cubans can make that swim"

[@150booyadragon]

So many people can't understand three things. 1) this is a fast pace stand up comedy special. He can't spend 40 minutes making personalized jokes for every singular nation that speaks Spanish or Portuguese. 2) The majority of the latino in the audience was Mexican, P.R, and Cuban. So why the hell would he be sitting there making Argentinian jokes. 3) He said he didn't know there was so much black Cuban. He wasn't pretending like there was no black people in the world who spoke Spanish.

[@StepupMoose]

I just noticed when he asked who's Mexican, Cuban, etc, is because he trying to point out what kind jokes or stories he could be sharing to go with the audience

[@alejandraandrade2623]

@@StepupMoose Exactly. He can only share stories from the races he had experience with and know what say.

[@MattyQube]

@@alejandraandrade2623 Says the filthy yankee who hates being left out of everything. Joking man XD. Understeandable. When it comes to race and culture Latin America is hella wide. Shit, even in Argentina there is already tons of cultural segregation. Thank that to a mixture of native empires and a hell lot of european inmigration

[@bldpunk]

THANK you

[@rgdssd]

150booyadragon it's AMAZING that many of the people commenting don't understand this. Plus, it's just a comedy skit. 😂

[@magikaros]

When you said"and he came with a bowl-" I almost spilled my juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NG-we8uu]

Take a shot every time he says "Martin and I" when you’re doing an Iglesias marathon

[@dziugaspi2]

You know you die from 20 or more shots xD

[@vyle5933]

Even Better, take a shot every time he does the car noise.

[@bigh7136]

Eykonic YT which kind of shot, a shot of tequila or a shot of Cuban coffee.

[@NG-we8uu]

steven hernandez whichever doesn’t kill you I guess 😂

[@demetribrant5845]

I guessed you're fucked either way

[@alvarofernandez5118]

My wife ordered a cuban coffee and when she got the shotglass, she also thought it was a joke: "It's because I'm blonde, isn't it? Haha, give the clueless blonde a tiny sip of coffee and charge her full price." She had a sip and her eyes got wide. I couldn't drink a bowl of cuban espresso like Gabriel Iglesias did. I'd start seeing things and then have a heart attack.

[@ianfinrir8724]

You'd never blink again in your life

[@tbone3972]

Manolo call 9-1-1!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Introvertsan]

Was she hyperactive afterwards?

[@jaguarmemez]

Haha and u gringos think your so tough

[@thalesgprime]

@@Introvertsan oh yeah she was

[@soumyadipbiswas6835]

When he said "Vaya Con Dios" I literally rolled down from my bed.

[@elvira1994]

What does that mean?

[@soumyadipbiswas6835]

@@elvira1994 its like we say 'he's dead' or 'rest in peace'.

[@elvira1994]

@@soumyadipbiswas6835 oh okay thank you 😁

[@soumyadipbiswas6835]

@@elvira1994 yeah ok. No worries

[@fadesewaddles5254]

@@soumyadipbiswas6835 he literaly said go with god

[@raultalmon1467]

Brilliant. Cheers from a Latino brother in Uruguay.

[@angu15]

“Latinos” Me: finally!! maybe some of Colombia! Perú! Argentina! “So Mexico, Puerto Rico and Cuba”

[@AreEnTee]

Forgot Brazil too

[@akira2988]

Or Venezuela! But...

[@angu15]

True! They always forget about us

[@leorodriguez2401]

@@AreEnTee in brazil people speak brazilian, sound like portuguese but is brazilian

[@pazfernandez6803]

@@leorodriguez2401 There's no language called brazilian, it is Portuguese. It's the same as when you compare Spanish from Spain and from Latin America.

[@ruthyratena4033]

The Hispanic Family Spain: The Root Mexico: The Grandfather Cuba: The Father Puerto Rica: The Son Colombia: The Cousin Philippines: The Forgotten Brother

[@cotoromano1253]

venezuela:la decepción

[@JS-pb2wb]

Argentina y Uruguay: The White

[@cotoromano1253]

@@JS-pb2wb no argentina es el narcissita y uruguay es la copia de argentina o el ejemplo a seguir hispano por su properidad y su seguridad

[@cotoromano1253]

que la familia hispana no es asi wtf se que eres de estados unidos pero la familia hispana no es asi en la comonunidad hispana a lagente ni si quiera le importa puerto rico y ni sabe si es un pais o no

[@violacadbury8343]

What about the Dominican Republic?

[@maryjaneblues4012]

Ive been depressed for 2yrs..at age 41 a truck ran me over & im in a wheelchair for life..Ive been lmao for 2 days now! Thank u Gabriel!🙏

[@bellerain381]

I’m praying for you! Hope you recover soon! 🙏🏻

[@jimmybob9540]

Take care man, hope everything gets better for you.

[@davidzamora9510]

10 years ago a taxi cab hit me, so I have to leave a lot of things (like combat sports or playing guitar). I understand you and I hope you're better :)

[@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch]

Go to Jesus 😃

[@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch]

@@davidzamora9510 go to Jesus 😃

[@thomasakinas1]

I am from India and I have been following Mexican culture for a while, just love the way they speak , the hot and spicy burgers and also the dressing sense. You guys rock.

[@dany8855]

And why don't you write this comment on a Mexican video? This video talks about Latinos, which is a broader concept than just talking about Mexico.

[@thomasakinas1]

@@dany8855 I don't know whether Mexicans are also Latinos. I thought Latinos is used to define Latin American countries and as Mexico is part of that, I mentioned

[@V.E.R.O.]

@@thomasakinas1 Mexicans are also Latinos, don't mind him. There's nothing wrong with your comment.

[@itsmederek1]

Burgers? Do you mean tacos?

[@gretelmolgora5688]

Plus: Gabriel is mexican

[@davidkanat5918]

Red bull: gives you wings. Un cafecito: *Rocket takes off*

[@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan]

I grew up being use to Puerto Rican Spanish. My first time in Mexico, it blew my mind how much slower Mexican people spoke Spanish! 😂😂😂

[@TRivera13]

Slower and I sometimes have no idea what in the hell they're talking about.

[@neli4093]

Pedro Navaja and also it feels like if you are the quickest person or is it just me?

[@TRivera13]

@@neli4093 Double for me. Being from NY where we live a mile a minute. Everywhere else I've been has been different degrees of slower.

[@purplestingstress]

My former in-laws are Puerto Ricans and when I first met them I was like dude wtf? lol They made fun of me a lot at first, but I adore them, except for the former mother in law.... but my father in law is an amazing gentleman and I love him to pieces. 😸

[@gkhaleel1975]

And that's why Puerto Rican women give such good head

[@xxunpunxx]

im mexican and i never really processed that we drag it out, so one day I wanted to see if it was true and I overheard my mom on the phone talking to a friend and _he was right_

[@zerjiozerjio]

Aaaaaaaayyy.... no hacemos eeeso. Maaaalooo!

[@fastlife9968]

The Mexican tongue is actually hard to imitate each state talks different.

[@joemamma6344]

I never noticed i did that, i even have a habit of doing it in English man lmao

[@rockgamegirl4551]

yup Mexican spanish is the only one where I can make out what they're saying, everyone else I'm like ".............can you slow down a bit please?" and there's Puerto Rican Spanish speakers in my family, not including me,I'm Metis

[@gelatinous6915]

Either that or Mexicans talk rapid fire

[@Blackowl22]

When I came to the US, (I was born and raised in Argentina). One of the most common questions, that I still received is: Where are you from? And when I say Argentina, Americans just stare at me, and say, “you are white”, lol and other Latinos: oh I thought you were “gringa” … anyway, we also come in different colors. And that’s what makes all of us unique.

[@jal051]

I've got the "But you're white" thing a couple of times too, and I'm from Spain...

[@teemarahhal5932]

“you call a cuban anything but cuban, youre gonna get stabbed” and THATS FACTS.

[@yeisonruiz8406]

Teema Tamtoom Claro asere

[@cubangirl00]

@@yeisonruiz8406 wtf yo no voy a apuñarlar a nadie 😂

[@DailyDoseOfCrazy-n7s]

But don’t call me anything but Cuban , or I’ll get MAD

[@cubangirl00]

@@mindy2215 well, that is kinda disrespectful depending of the tone you use, mostly cause many cubans in USA are not balseros, many of my friends went on a plane like everyone else. I am kinda curious, where are u from?

[@cubangirl00]

@@DailyDoseOfCrazy-n7s why? Someone thought I was Brazilian or portuguese here and I didn't get mad 😐

[@hitsuokinawamura]

How to find if your Latino is Brazilian. He is the only Latino that doesn't speak Spanish. LOL

[@kikojavierguzman3939]

Brazilian is not part of Latino cause they are descendant from Portuguese.

[@pedrocastilho4735]

@@kikojavierguzman3939 yes, yes we are

[@joaopedropeixoto8558]

Here's the thing, though: us brazilians don't really consider ourselves latino, even though theoretically we are. This is because our culture is completely different from other latin american countries. Our music, food, language, ethnicity and territory size are unique in a way that we don't really feel like we belong in the same "category" as the latinos.

[@joaopedropeixoto8558]

@R3y 1245 who knows that better? A brazilian born and raised or you? Samba, Bossa Nova, Sertanejo (brazilian country music) are completely different from reggaeton, for instance. Our culture is a mixture of african, indigenous, italian, german, polish, japanese and many more.

[@titoyama5760]

@@joaopedropeixoto8558 you are Latino from South America don't try to act like you are better because your are not

[@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719]

1:18 “speaking Spanish” Thanks subtitles

[@nikkkysixxx2079]

'You know broooo'

[@darrensutton4853]

I'm from the UK and have no idea about Latinos but this guy had me in stitches 🤣 I'm subscribing to see more of him.

[@xpact27]

fluffy tells the realest jokes, thats why many people love him. its like hanging out with a friend who has that “i fckd up story” that everybody will laugh at. he and jo koy are my go to comedians here in youtube. i am filipino coz yea, we like talking about something messed up about us and making fun about it. no shame lol. just smile, laugh and move on

[@Keirnoth]

Look up Russel Peters - he's half Indian and he does it about Indian folks all the time.

[@agentstarkiller007]

Jo koy funny af 😂😂😂😂

[@angellipad7357]

Whenever fluffy is on stage and the camera point out to martin, u know their connection is so genuine because martin looks so proud of his friend, everyone should have that kind of friendship! Like dude!!! That's real friendship goals!!!!

[@Xdst813]

As a non-Hispanic resident of South Fl, he ain't lying about Cuban cafe. Mayne, you wanna talk about liquid crack? That jawn had me wired asf. I was good to go for my whole shift.

[@m4vsss]

I visited Orlando last month & was legit the only Mexican there lol

[@ronimlsspam]

In the Poinciana/Kissimmee area its mostly Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Dominicans. Like its mostly people from the islands.

[@emptyroomd9567]

That’s like liquid meth xD

[@thegerald4762]

I’ve never seen such a Floridian comment

[@EgoImpudicus]

That honestly sounds awesome though.

[@maryamfarran]

When he speaking Spanish, like a Mexican he sounds like Luigi 😂😂

[@thecreativequartz8295]

"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, your gonna get stabbed" Flash over to *one day at a time* on Netflix

[@nayelilopez1066]

DukeAnimates :0 omg yesssss😂😂

[@letterborneVods]

I was thinking the same thing 😅

[@rayarena879]

None of the actors on that sitcom are Cubans.

[@Abe-ASMR]

I lost it when he said “vaya con dios.” “Call 911”

[@ElFancyAk]

I didn't understand that but i laughed out loud when i heard him say it

[@Abe-ASMR]

Abdulrahman Alabduljabbar it means “go with Christ”

[@jyt_-]

@@ElFancyAk literal translation means "Go with god" and that make it more funny

[@alifewithluna4134]

Gonna have to check out your channel now, I love ASMR lol

[@Abe-ASMR]

A Lovely Life With Luna do it! I don’t post very often and I deleted the bulk of my videos after I had a stalker but I still upload from time to time ❤️

[@VitorPQRL]

Gabriel: "All you have to do is listen to the way the person is speaking Spanish" Me in Brazil: "Well, Portuñol is a kind of Spanish, 'Mi español es bueno pra porra' "

[@sevnesioran6193]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I wish Gabriel makes some jokes about us Brazilians in the future.

[@guilhermecalixto5796]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tuabuelota]

He mention that because if you speak Portuguese automatically people we know where you from

[@sevnesioran6193]

​@@tuabuelota Yeak.. sort of. I barely can distinguish some afro-lusitan speakers from Portugal born Portuguese speakers. But maybe it's just me.

[@miguelmattos6430]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk a nem mano 😂😂😂😂😂

[@neffyiffy]

Am i the only one that already starts chuckling hearing him the first 5 seconds of this video before he even gets into the main thing? 😂

[@STRAKAZulu]

I work with a Honduran. She speaks like there's a time limit, too.

[@retroastronaut1000]

Lol maybe shes from olancho

[@STRAKAZulu]

@@retroastronaut1000 not sure, maybe I'll ask.

[@englishlearningcenter1470]

So true!!!

[@josemigueljr]

Maybe she has some Cuban or Puerto Rican influence? My honduran family doesnt speak fast but at the end of the day cant expect everyone to be the same.

[@rudylopez8879]

And they also talk so damn quietly

[@taemanai5887]

Monday morning that's what I need. A bowl of Cuban coffee and some guy yelling "Okay?"

[@jerhald3253]

UN CAFECITO!

[@imdepressed8677]

Brazilians speak Portuguese.

[@maximus1239]

@@imdepressed8677 but we like our cafecito like the cubans (portuguese here)

[@tafua_a]

As an Italian, now I know us and Cubans have something in common.

[@random_foo9712]

Mafia? Not wanna be mean

[@tafua_a]

@@pablojesussantanatorres5721 I meant the coffee, but your answer was good, too.

[@random_foo9712]

@@tafua_a lol

[@random_foo9712]

@@pablojesussantanatorres5721 hahaha

[@Stoicsaiyan]

Yeah Cubans and Italians have a lot in common😂 like hand gestures and being very loud

[@nmbusklouds242]

As a Cuban, this is too accurate

[@Jay_Park_]

“Dude, look at me, I’m not an -ito I’m an -ande” 😂

[@velcranoxofficials9970]

Still dont get the joke tho

[@velcranoxofficials9970]

@Danny Ponce Farias I know spanish, but thanks for telling me that the ande joke is referring to his overall body mass

[@estrellazd7815]

En vez de -ande debió usar -azo o -ote porque -ito es un diminutivo y -ande no es un aumentativo... por lo menos para mi así sí me hubiera dado risa la broma.

[@Pokarface7]

@@velcranoxofficials9970 Grande. Gr-ande

[@hugojuarez9282]

@@estrellazd7815 con mucho razón

[@blotski]

I strongly suspect that the term 'latino' isn't used much outside of the USA. People in Central and South America wouldn't really naturally refer to themselves as being latino, they'd just say they were Colombian, Venezualan, Costa Rican or wherever they came from. So if the term latino is really an American one then people naturally have in mind when they use the term the Latin Americans they are most used to seeing in the USA. The fact is as you travel around South America you come across all kinds of ethnic backgrounds. People in the comments have already explained about the black communities so I'll just add to that the huge community of Japanese descent in Sao Paulo, Brazil; the largely European populations of Uruguay and Argentina who are descended from Spanish, Italian, English etc immigrants and where there is even a Welsh speaking community in Patagoniand and the people of German descent in southern Brazil. Yes, blond haired, blue eyed Gisele Bündchen is Brazilian and therefore technically 'latina'. Brown haired, blue eyed David Pakman is Argentinian so is 'latino'. If you find that odd it's because, as I said, the term 'latino' is pretty much centred on the USA experience and ignores the rich tapestry of cultures, languages and races across the whole of Latin America.

[@tanita6234]

They always assume "latinos" are brown or the same "latinos" born in USA call themselves "hispanics" as if is a race like "black" or "white" and you are like NO, that's why you are a gringo, You can't even tell you how heritage tf

[@DSan-kl2yc]

It wouldn't be used as much but it doesn't come from the U.S.

[@laubowiebass]

You got that right . Argentinian here , it took a while . And we’re so different.

[@ronaldoborges6406]

@@laubowiebass Well, I'm Brazilian and there are many things in common between Argentina, Uruguay and Southern Brazil. Even Rioplatense Spanish accent and Brazilian Portuguese have many similar vocabularies. Like: Chau/Tchau, Heladera/Geladeira, Ómnibus/Ônibus, etc. Argentina is famous for its barbecue, but this kind of barbecue is very common in Uruguay and Brazil. Mate is characteristic of Argentina, Uruguay and Southern Brazil. But Tango is something particular to Argentina.

[@victoriavs_.]

Everything you said is true. We use more the term Latinoamericanos if we want to get all together in a continental group. Those classifications made up in USA are just nonsense to us.

[@elizabethresto4059]

I love Gabriel, he redefined who I am, when others latinos ask me what my nationality is. Because of Gabriel, I reply a Mexican with papers and they all understand I am Puerto Rican.

[@carlosdejesus2207]

homie its true for us😂😂😂😂

[@karlanavarro1830]

😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

[@Xergecuz]

You mean caribbean mexican.

[@MrBraveheart1191]

Bad Xerge there are true Caribbean Mexicans like ppl from Cozumel

[@Radiointeractive]

"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you're gonna get stabbed." lol

[@valentinoz7059]

Im a Florida mexican and I've had that coffee.He ain't lying!

[@paracleteconsult8677]

@@shamanbeartwo3819 Facts only.

[@CheetoPluma]

I asked for whole cup and they laughed at me

[@brownhippy]

So it's just expresso?

Si? Mucho fuerte?

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

brownhippy their coffee itself is our espresso

[@sofiaandreuchi2222]

asking for a bigger cup of coffe was the most american thing you could do lmao

[@raymundogonzalezchuc4407]

That story is originally from Ralphie May... so sad Fluffy steal jokes

[@aseraphim9813]

@@raymundogonzalezchuc4407 There 7.5 billion people on this planet. We are bound to have the same experience as someone else. Get over yourself.

[@averywilson-hannah8111]

@@raymundogonzalezchuc4407 this probably happens to MANY people

[@strugglingcollegestudent]

Because we drink drip coffee here? Why is that so American lol my Italian family got my uncle an America coffee maker for his birthday. Everyone has different preferences

[@vyktorzhuravlev8304]

Americans are used to large portions... of everything they have :))

[@gachamidnightmoon1608]

Gabriel:"How many Latinos are in the crowd?" Me: "Woooooooo"

[@thatoneburntoutgiftedchild9226]

Me too!!

[@catarinaferreira1921]

I am confuse I speack portuguese, i am latin aswell right ? Really i didin't get it

[@vegeta-dg5hc]

Me too

[@neaituppi7306]

I had some Puerto Rican friends years ago, that I worked with. And at lunch, if they spoke to each other, they usually did so in Spanish. And it was fast. I recall listening to two guys sitting with me, talking to each other. One was Puerto Rican, the other one was actually Colombian, but he apparently had been around PRs for a while or Colombians also speak fast. I listened to both of them rapid fire something in spanish, then I said. "He speaks faster." Pointing to the Colombian. The PR said my name, like "ah, come on!"

[@jorge6207]

All I took from this is that Cubans drink real coffee.

[@backtoedencafe9406]

He's too much.

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

that is all I could think myself.

[@pr0xZen]

I myself am more in favor of some freshly roasted, round, low-acid straight brewed bean juice - I'm glad there are so many glorious choices for the various tastes out there.

[@brucebanner3566]

Now I want to try the Cuban coffee. Cafecito not the ande! Lol😆

[@scottwpilgrim]

Cuban food is amazing. There's nothing like a hot and melty Cubano and two Cuban coffees.

[@sleekilla]

I'm not a "ito" I'm a "ande" lmao

[@sevageza.delulu_]

Lol

[@AngelMartinez-lm7cu]

I'm an "ito" "ande", like a teapot.

[@debbiem9153]

I died 🤣🤣🤣

[@mrvaporiz]

I thought it was "grande"

[@sevageza.delulu_]

@@mrvaporiz that's the joke

[@Thisdown]

Spanish is a different language everywhere you go man!

[@epdlp4506]

Even in Mexico they have their own way of speaking. The north has its own accent, so does Mexico City, Veracruz, Michoacan and Jalisco.

[@Heavenly_Dragon_King]

Different dialects, same language.

[@beedebawng2556]

Even in Africa.

[@compulsivecommenter990]

@@erval9 Yes they are dialects

[@turecomuerde]

We can understand each other no problem at all, only accent differences and some lingo here and there, not different dialects at all.

[@Anonymous-kn6sn]

As a Puerto Rican, i can confidently say that my Abuelita speaks Spanish so fast I can’t keep up.

[@namjaagi1854]

I’m Puerto Rican and your accented got me crying 😂😂

[@blitzprime3958]

Same 😂

[@jayluci7398]

Sameeee! Ay puñeta

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Thegamer kitten truuuuue

[@alondrita3107]

I'm a puertorican, I grew up there. And let me tell you, we get impatient when talking to people. You don't know the puertorican way of speaking until you live in a house full of them. You spend two days there and you're talking like your tongue is in a constant mario kart game. I get confused with what the hell I'm saying sometimes lmao.

[@bryant475]

One of my favorite Puerto Rican words is "Embustera"! And one of my favorite linguistic features is the inability to pronounce the R. I find it utterly hilarious! Vamo pal cahhho! 🤣 I also know another thing that really irks you, the Nuyoricans who can't speak Spanish 🤣 I love PRicans though, cool people.. maybe except the Nuyoricans lol :)

[@alondrita3107]

@@bryant475 Lmao, true. We usually replace the 'R' with the 'L' as it comes out faster and easier when we speak. Or yep, we completely ignore it l m a o. #StopRabuse

[@bryant475]

@@alondrita3107 I always wondered why that was (the R phenomenon) do you know? My dad is German and my mom is Ecuadorian, so I was raised with both English and Spanish. I'm quite grateful for that becuase I'm applying to medical school and knowing Spanish is vital as a doc (esp here in NYC). Speaking of which, I applied to a few med schools in PR (as they are still in the American system), but with the recent natural disaster events happening, I'm not so sure. How's your family holding up? A few of my family members married boricuas so I'm very familiar with the culture (I made coquito for the first time this past Christmas, my boricua family loved it, although it was quite strong 🤣). I went to PR a few years ago (My uncle and his wife live there) and I loved it! Did some snorkeling, bio bay in Fajardo, fed the Pelicans in Ponce, saw El Moro in SJ, etc. :) 10/10 would go again, didn't get to go to El Yunque, which has always fascinated me as a Nature/hiking fan!

[@estebancruz7456]

@@bryant475 learning spanish or a second language is good but alot hispanics get ✌️ embarrassed speaking Spanish,what they don't realize until they need is sometimes is required at some jobs,by the way what's coquito,is it coffee

[@bryant475]

@@estebancruz7456 Yeah true, and coquito is a common drink in PR culture, usually made around Christmas time. Check online for different recipes :)

[@jenniemuse345]

“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you’re gonna get stabbed”- Gabriel Iglesias He couldn’t have said it better CUBANSNSNSNSS

[@bobknee4127]

I’m a white dude but I grew up two hours from the border with Mexico so I speak pretty much fluent Mexican Spanish. Moved to the east coast for my MA in National Security and because I speak Spanish they threw me on the Latin America subject matter and expected me to understand all the dialects, they chose violence with that one

[@mabuzlouisofficial]

TOP 20 GALAXIAS DESCUBIERTAS MAS SORPRENDENTES kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJDaaYOBfp2UiZY

[@Nonamelol.]

Spanish is a white language

[@Rag.Doll1]

I was throwing a Divorce Party for a friend. My new Cuban neighbors were throwing a party too. So, we combined our party's. I'm not a coffee drinker but they were passing out the tiny mugs of coffee and I didn't want to be rude. I took the drink and just threw it back the next the I realized it that it was 5a.m. everyone went home and I was in my bedroom folding laundry. 🤣

[@DJEarlThe3rd]

Jo Koy did this with Asian dialects in his special lol. Fluffy is the dopest.

[@catmanco5913]

DJ EarlThe3rd I saw his routine on Asian races, so freaking funny

[@SuperFaysal007]

Man. Remembering Jo koy's name alone makes me laugh. Oh that Vietnamese accent still makes me laugh out loud.

[@epdlp4506]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m52bZZiceJZjpac

[@playerslayer1787]

DJ EarlThe3rd tell me why I was thinking the same thing especially with the beginning of both of their jokes beginning with one specific dialect sounding high.

[@mongtkb]

is it just me or Jo Koy's jokes are somewhat similar to Fluffy and Russell Peters? sometimes his storylines and punchline are really close to Fluffy and Russell's jokes

[@weepingkoopa2862]

I wonder how often that cab driver gets complicated for his ability to speak Spanish? "Oh my gosh. Your Spanish is so good!" "Thas because I'm from Cuba."

[@mannycrisostomo5301]

$uicideboy$

[@mtlopez13]

Seriously? People don´t know there are black Cubans and Puerto Ricans. THat is just funcking idiotic

[@rf8582]

Michelle Lopez and Black Dominicans tan bien !

[@Monae310]

Usually it's the people from Mexico, Guatemala, and El Salvador who are shocked. For everyone from everywhere else it's normal 🤷🏿‍♀️

[@weepingkoopa2862]

@@Monae310 Really? Cause my dad looked pretty black.

[@mojerhosseinattaie9324]

Love the way he speaks Espanól 😂 I love Spanish 🙏🏼🤌🏼🇦🇫

[@pretinhobasico6539]

Brazilian coffee is just like this, a really small cup, but very concentrated.

[@karlyguerra3039]

I must have a shot or bowl of this “cafecito” you speak of

[@TRivera13]

It's just very strong Cuban coffee. Like Italians with Espresso.

[@2v_Kevn]

Cuban coffee my friend, can't go wrong with una colada

[@BigBossTussBall]

You are gonna want a shot. Un cafecito.

[@juanmaduro1713]

This "shot" is called "posillo" (the right pronunciation just in case: po-see-jo)

[@amandas8510]

Get it from someone who makes it fresh, not from a machine but the little pot. (I’m known for my cafecito) it’s delicious- and it’ll keep you running all day long.

[@PDXGregor]

Dude. As a total gringo who grew up in a mostly-Mexican town in rural Oregon (with several abuelas of my friends who adopted me), you’re funny as hell. Saludos desde Oregon 😄

[@Ray.5446.]

What town? Sounds like a nice place to visit.

[@PDXGregor]

@@Ray.5446. Woodburn, and it is. It’s in the Willamette Valley at the foot of the Cascade Mountains. Very diverse for such a small town.

[@favioluna9803]

I was going to ask if you lived in woodburn haha Salem resident here saludos Greg

[@renaissanceman9168]

As a Mexican who grew up in a mostly American town in Mexico, this is funny.

[@Ray.5446.]

@@renaissanceman9168 that's so weird to for me to think of an Americanized Mexico.

[@scurvyjoe269]

I used to work at a sheltered workshop, and I had a Puerto Rican supervisor. If you said the wrong thing to her, she would yell at you in Spanish. Luckily, I never crossed that line. Not only that, she also spoke Spanish pretty fast! I couldn’t make out any words that she was saying. And the fact that Fluffy mentioned how fast Puerto Ricans speak Spanish, just reminds me of her.

[@bonitawauls6274]

I listen to Mexican accents. Miss them here in PA. I lived in LA 2 yrs. Love Mexicans!

[@Perririri]

Everywhere there, you see #gomería instead of #llantería

[@pde4lslimeball453]

Chester county pa has alot of mexicans Delaware is also very mexican places like elsmere got some of the best mexican food on the east coast for not crazy prices

[@musicwithsagar]

I am a simple man! I see Gabriel speaking Spanish and Martin in a video, I hit like!

[@yosvaniflako3427]

I'm Cuban bro,And I just love you Well done bro

[@aslanjudah33]

Gabriel looks like a real life Family Guy Mexican caricature. 🤣

[@p.z.arnott2329]

Interesting enough he was on the show in the episode Padre de Familia (s6e6). On IMDB, he is credited as "Mexican #5."

[@aaralidelafuente8627]

me: *smiles at the Mexican impression* Guys, Gabriel ain't lying about Mexicans sounding high, dragging it out. Trust me on this. My dad, his siblings, his dad (my grandpa), and my grandma (my mom's mom) are Mexicans from Mexico. I have heard my dad or one of his two brothers speaking like that to their Spanish-speaking friends. it was that accurate. Shout out to Mexican families or Hispanics from Mexican households. I'm a Hispanic so don't sue me if I side with the Mexicans. My dad and his siblings are residents in Texas. I also like the other Spanish-speaking Latinos. The other Latinos are awesome and cool in their own way.

[@Pinkdew1]

He's right about the sound but that is only for the Mexicans from Central and South of Mexico. Northern Mexican States sound completely different.

[@geodez2959]

It's called: Hablar cantando o' cantadito.

[@CoditosConAtun]

Also known as being born with 47 cromosomes

[@luissierra-tenorio9775]

Mexicans litteraly hablan like they’re always drunk which is true, their accent is just the way un borracho would speak

[@eduardoespinosa3912]

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