When HR mandates a company outing

[@ClayChoShow]

I love the universe Marshall has created. The boss, the temps, the sound cloud rappers, the HOA agents, the electricians. I love it.

[@markm0000]

It's beautiful

[@Renegadejeremy]

It’s the MPCM - Marshall Patrick Cinematic Universe. Way better than marvel.

[@hank1556]

It's creative, accurate and hilarious. I do construction and his videos are very relatable

[@cujoedaman]

What universe? This is reality!

[@emmanuelvelasco4068]

The multiverse of contractors madness confirmed

[@patriciomendoza19]

The temp is so goddamn accurate, right down to the probation 😂

[@Hugo-Hernandez]

For real 😂, I own a check cashing store in the Atlanta area so I see it all the time 😂

[@aluisious]

"I'll pay for your meal alone." - no wife and kids OK, I'll have the ribs, and the tri tip, and the potato salad, and the turkey leg, and the hot links, and the roast chicken, and the pulled pork, and the beans, and the junior cheeseburger. To drink I'll have 2 beers, a glass of wine, and 3 diet cokes.

[@aquariandawn4750]

Nah, you having Sam's Cola and Little Caesars

[@OutlawJJ80]

That Temp was realest Character...boy have I met him many times over! LMAO!

[@TheOridionz]

why do i feel like this actually happened to someone. cause this is way too accurate to not be a true story.

[@Nostradevus1]

I am an engineer. The first job I had out of school had company outings that were not mandatory, but it was highly encouraged that you participate. I shit you not they took attendance and of course it was outside of normal office hours…

[@jz3572]

Art imitates life!

[@aluisious]

When I joined my first big company, everyone told me how every year or two, the company flew everyone to Vegas for a meeting. That never happened after I got there. Instead they booked a hotel on the ouuutskirts of the city to give us a presentation whining about how everyone is quitting to go to the competitor who pays more and that's not fair. ... Then we got a meal at a golf course. The next time they scrapped the hotel, whined about everyone quitting in our training room, and we got dinner out in a nice restaurant downtown, where our HR director got drunk and kept asking us about how people get marijuana cards in California, which was the most obvious trap I've ever actually seen first hand. The year I left they ordered Dominoes and sodas that we ate in the training room, and they said we could take the extra sodas home. I went to work for the company they had been whining about stealing all of our employees all those years.

[@curtisfulton1442]

It does happen at NY work all the time 😂😂

[@Alberto-ry6wl]

Breakfast starts 7am then praise the boss then awards and get to shop latest we can get there is 9:15 anything after would be time deduction.the traffic we built up alone was like really. Christmas Breakfast do not miss

[@prestonpoppenhagen6557]

My mom has died 6 times since they started mandating company outings

[@u.s.a.198]

That's a good one to use... How about my car broke down and I'm 3 hours out if you can come get me? Classics..

[@amandahugankiss4110]

seven. i used your mom dying to get myself out of work.

[@t.hartman1063]

I feel like the boss just pocketed most of the money budgeted for the party.

[@chrishubbard64]

How else you think he gets his "bonus"? Thats why every company outing is cheap hotdogs and soda, or cheap pizza and soda.

[@tjtj6540]

Frfr😂

[@scottgoldfarb95]

I had a boss that bought us all carhartt backpacks (like a child would wear to school) with the company logo ironed on for Christmas. Beyond being insulting, it seemed so random... until he started coming into work wearing a new & expensive carhartt coat that he got with the rewards points

[@grgygantz6760]

This has to be the height of cheapness. Back when I ran my own lawn service. I had two helpers , at least twice week. I would spring for Sonny’s BBQ. These guys could put away food.

[@agentx4315]

Yeah our boss was suppose to use the $ we got for recycling each month to take the employees out. Was about $400 a month. Instead he would just spend it on cocaine.

[@kevinarmstrong5999]

No, "come get your 1 slice". Deduction of 12.00 out of your check. The meeting pay is also light duty pay of 7.25 an hour.

[@jonathanbain4916]

Nothing says “worker appreciation” like hot pizza on a warm humid summers day!

[@thecoolaidman3369]

I used to deliver furniture for a pretty big company a few years back. Most of us were full time employees, but there were a few contractors who would load up in the same DC with the rest of us. They were there every week just like us, and all around pretty good guys. When we had our Christmas party they took and fed us a big spread of bbq and sides with desert and honestly it was pretty good. But not the contractors. They had to leave the warehouse and got the door locked behind them. Always thought that was messed up. They had a driver appreciation week where the sales team fed us and thanked us for being the backbone of the company and all that bullshit. I even got an email from one of those sales people to personally thank me for all that I did, which I thought was pretty nice. Right up until I got the exact same, word for word, email from a different sales person later that week. Feels good to be appreciated lol.

[@markm0000]

Contractors are always treated as sub-humans by corporations and it makes absolutely no sense. They don't have to deal with employing someone and managing all the problems that go along with it. They only have to deal with one expense line item and it's usually completed on time.

[@jamesTBurke]

​@markm0000 yup. Whats even worse is when companies push that label in you so that they can pay you crap and not do taxes. Last I checked contractors dictate their pay

[@u.s.a.198]

You made me laugh but it is true.... Same here..

[@chrisneely8130]

He's turning this shit into a full fledged TV show

[@I.D.I.O.C.R.A.C.Y.]

This reminds me of my job.. front office administrative staff has a bbq.. we're doing all the work.. we get nothing. One of the forklift drivers pulled up because he had to bring something up front and they literally offered him the left over scraps if he wanted them like a dog.

[@cujoedaman]

I worked at a shop and right out front of the main doors of the front office was a grill. Strange they never offered anything to the workers.

[@mikethemechanic7395]

Worked in one shop where the office would have pot luck parties and pies and other goods. They would leave us scraps also. The shop day shift would get pizza all of the time. By the time swing shift (my shift started) They would leave empty boxes around. One day I snapped and in front of management. I yelled. “ Throw the shit away or save some for us” for 8 years. Swing shift would have food waiting for us…

[@tomhenry897]

Work use to put leftovers in the break room Enough for 2 shifts Later had us bring up a dumpster so they could through it all away Both ways pissed us off as we didn’t get any and when our turn had to use our lunch break

[@cujoedaman]

@@mikethemechanic7395 Christmas "bonus" was coffee and donuts and a crudely hand-made sign that said "Merry Christmas". For first shift.

[@SoulDevoured]

I work in maintenance and admin would regularly have things like that, HQ would regularly have meetings and events, let catered food sit out for hours, then hand it to the guys busting their asses after someone thought to do something with it. It usually got ate too because everyone was starving making minimum wage and regularly eating far less than the thousands of calories burned at work. I'm certain not one of us hasn't gotten food poisoning. And no one wants to say anything because getting scraps is basically one of the few perks we enjoy. Idk it's ceremony and pomp for everyone except the people who keep the lights on. I swear looking good is the only job of higher ups. The people that send their emails, tbf, also work hard and also are expected to look good. And they don't even get to crowd around a broken picnic table and shovel questionable food into their mouths during a short break like a pack of hyenas.

[@chrishubbard64]

I felt the temp hate. I spent a lot of time working in warehouses and factories through temp agencies and man do the full timers enjoy excluding you as hard as they can get away with. "B*tch, ive been working here 6 months doing the same job as you for less money and no benefits, stop whining cause I ate a slice of freaking pizza! This is literally the only benefit I get to enjoy here!"

[@JoybuzzerX]

Had that and them then deciding to hire straight off the street, but wouldn't roll over Temps and then the new straight hires acting not only better than you, but like they know more than you because you're a temp

[@vegaswithdrawal4132]

"Mandatory" pff. When I spend 12 hrs a day, 5 days a week at work, I'm not trying to see yall again on my day off. I wouldn't have gone. Fire me if you want, that just means a vacation in Vegas for me.

[@H8er-Maker]

"Right now we're technically trespassing" lol

[@vinylordie1301]

That was so much worse than I expected 😂 what a crap boss 😂

[@John-ph1nu]

My job gave us ice cream at the end of summer for working all summer. The boss got mad cause I asked if we had to pay for the ice cream lol

[@PaulMathews-p4o]

Our hr tried this year's ago, blowling, go karting, other stuff, was not mandatory though, but was paid for, so I went, not doing any more though.

[@jamesTBurke]

If i was Marshall I'd make damn sure that the cops and HR. Found out about the goings on

[@jeffreyschon]

Got dang these videos got my blood pressure up, heck man. Just wanna clock boss man so bad!

[@MudflyWatersman]

If it's not during working hours..... I do not go to it. Fancy dinners, award ceremonies, even when I'm getting awards...... When the kids were small and we could use the excuse of not wanting to get a sitter and having to pay for that.

[@chrishubbard64]

If they are paying you to be there, I think they can make it mandatory and it counts as an absence if you skip it. So watch out for that. If they aint paying you, they cant do diddly if you skip it. As a bus driver I have to go to safety meetings after morning routes 4x a year. Its like an hour and a half of hearing the same speeches over and over but its mandatory and they pay us so I have to go or get fired.

[@MudflyWatersman]

When we require it, its overtime for wageroll.

[@kurtfox2481]

This channel is so awesome. I work in the law business and this is exactly like every work event I have been to in a 30 year career. I love how that employee constantly bitches because I do at these things as well. the boss is also awesome because if anything he is even more annoyed about having to go to this event. Notice that the HR people are not even there? Totally awesome

[@christopherhudspeth6823]

The Army has mandatory fun days too. Every time we had one, I would wear my special hoodie. It had a soldier in full battle rattle taking a knee hitting a joint. The caption read "It's 1620 somewhere" For some reason there was always a UA the following Monday. No PT YAY!

[@batboy555]

They did this crap to us in the navy too. One time we had to get in dress whites on a Saturday and March in a stupid little California town.

[@williamsimmons2864]

Gotta love the old family fun days usually had a run involved too

[@podmonkey2501]

I remember those too, but they were battalion level or higher events so I'd show up for the initial formation then myself and my two neer-do-well buddies would get into my car and we'd dip on out. We would either drive into town, bum around the mall and such or head back to the barracks and play video games. If there was ever an ending formation I never heard about it. I heard our first sergeant would do the same thing, probably to be with his family which he was always grumbling about whenever there was an after hours thing to be seen to.

[@grgygantz6760]

Did any one see the movie Mr. mom. Especially the company outing at the bosses house. That was the best part.

[@user-tz5uq2bt1s]

I mean, if I'm getting a free meal on the clock, it's not that bad, as long as I didn't have plans and it's not a far drive.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

A shitty free meal isn't worth the boring ass lecture of anti-male propaganda, and unless my boss is paying me more than the hell I'm going through then I'd rather not join that meeting at all.

[@user-tz5uq2bt1s]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hrMy boss brings homemade bbq to work sometimes. She has a fantastic smoker and will slow cook a ton of meat when she gets around to it. Guess it's all about where you work and who you work with.

[@maaingan]

@@user-tz5uq2bt1s no kidding, that “anti-male” part made me go Wut LOL I love my female boss she’s always grilling us up actually good food no complaints here

[@scottmcmichael319]

lol 3 1/2 hour drive is how far he said he’s gonna have to drive to get to his sons baseball game, hypothetically if it was a 3 1/2 hour drive to get there I don’t care if it’s mandatory or not I’m good lol I’ll have my ass in my recliner at the house no thank you 😂

[@The_Tradwife]

You obviously don't have a family.

[@adamsmashups4839]

I never had a mandated company outing,but a few days a go my manager did ask me if i would be attending the Christmas party. In my head,I was saying"....seriouslly?The last people I want to see when I am not at work are my co workers". I told her "I wasn't planning on it"She replied,"there's going to be lot's of really good food". I didn't say anything else. No way in Hell was I going to clock out,drive 30 minutes home,work out for a half hour,drive almost another half hour to Kansas City..drive around downtown looking for a place to park,,pay 6 maybe 7 dollars for parking,,sit there and eat and pretend to be enjoying myself for who knows how long..drive back home and than have maybe 90 mnutes before I have to go to bed. My maintenance supervisor said he didn't want to go either.But since it was his first year as supervisor,Ihe thought he should probably attend.He also said he would pretend to be happy to meet some of the corporate employees from higher up,but his true feelings were "f^ck y'all".

[@mchonkler7225]

My work used to have Christmas parties and a lottery at the party for the people who attended. You could win a week of vacation, $500 cash, TV's, yeti cooler full of beer and other prizes. I think it was to incentivize people to show up. They also had an open bar. They haven't had a party since the new president took over 3 years ago. She's a micro-manager from hell and has already cost the company one of their biggest customers.

[@jeffdumpster1470]

The temps always annoyingly grateful. I guess doing hard time could have the effect.

[@dustinduzgames1276]

That's funny I was like oh they're finally going to get something that's not pizza I was wrong I was so wrong

[@SpadeAce]

Marshall, love your videos. Absolutely love them. I look forward to seeing them in my feed! God bless you and have yourself a wonderful day :)

[@SilentFlames907]

The cheapest off-brand cola was a damn good touch!

[@987654321wormy]

Right up there with "The beatings will continue until morale improves."😂😂

[@featuresky5084]

I have my heart clenched the whole video. You are not good for my health Marshall. 5/5stars

[@SmudgeComedy]

This guy is amazing playing different people and making you feel different emotions to each of them.

[@mroachplaz7480]

I really really had hope the boss man was being nice for once 😅

[@Totalrecarlo]

That's nephew enough for me. I'll take it. I miss him. 😂

[@BryceT_19]

That salad dressing at Bone Island on Oconee is great. Damn I miss it.

[@diablomode9236]

Thanks! The temp reminds me of a young me . As long as it filled my stomach I didn’t care what we were eating

[@TimJBucci]

LoL, every time they had some after work party, beer included, I'd leave instantly!

[@blargblarghonk]

This shit is so funny. Last time we had a company meal thing it was supposed to be a Saturday. Everyone said nah not happening. Our bosses boss was so fucking pissed he bitched lol. Fuck em. No one showed up cause number 1 it wasn't paid and 2 it wasn't mandatory.

[@GRestores]

I said no to going to this bar and my manager had a shit fit, I didn’t go. I went the next time to the next bar though because he’s the type to throw salt on your name to the uppers , God I’m so glad I don’t work there anymore.

[@billwill7383]

I'm bringing beer 🍺

[@deliveryguy7402]

Put up with this shite and more for 60 years. Retired now and don't miss none of it. Ran into some old coworkers last week. We didn't even greet each other before they started that "remember when" crap. I just walked away.

[@BobSmith-mc7uq]

Permanently closed! haha Much like Boss mans brain! No one home!

[@zstrode.8953]

I would have left and got beer lol😂

[@fedsmoker7714]

How is this guy so exact with his coworker and boss vibes. I feel like he’s worked for every company I have ever worked for and met a few of my coworkers/bosses

[@mkjizz9316]

When mine companies said it mandate. I ain't show up because I ain't got time for a bullshit! They are saying.😂😂😂😂

[@HumorDash]

Trespass pizza party

[@user-nj5cl6xs4n]

Hey boss man I just got here, I saw a guy walking out with a whole pizza! We get a whole pizza to take home?!

[@Texas2Step79]

Lmao you payin for that pizza 🍕 😅🤣

[@BuiltOut]

On point👌😂

[@chadcook3709]

Free food. Free drinks. Paid time. Not too bad

[@cornfed123567]

My last company bought our operations team, basically office and sales people, lunch one day. Didnt take any mechanics to it. Our service manager said fuck that. Next day he didnt send any service calls out and took every mechanic to a steakhouse and bought everyones meal with his company card. We spent the rest of the day goofing off in the shop. He got a call from the admins asking why he charged 500 at a steakhouse. Told them it was a mechanics meeting and got chewed out and they sent our area operations manager down and area maintenance manager down. Maintenance manager was glad he did it and on his side. Operations manager wanted him fired and was screaming so loud about him being fired we all wrote up our resignation letters. Knocked on the door and handed him all of them. Suddenly it was a meeting about how he wasn't fired and they wanted us to stay. My boss quit and everyone else walked out with him.

[@maxinoume]

And everyone clapped

[@nickbesserer]

​@@maxinoumelol beat me to it

[@jimmac1185]

And as you walked out, your high-school sweetheart planted a big kiss on you and you walked off into the sunset?

[@cornfed123567]

@@jimmac1185 nah, she does Onlyfans now.

[@emmanuelvelasco4068]

So real 😂😂😂😂

[@TracksideViews]

It’s always pizza, not extra money but pizza

[@redfoxninja3173]

When I can pay rent/bills and buy food with "appreciation" that's when it will be useful until then...it's F**king meaningless if you can give me money instead that is actually important

[@jairorivas2041]

Bring Travis back

[@lookhereguy7385]

Dam Lake Oconee made it to the big time

[@GoldCountryTrapping]

Social events at work are the stupidest things ever.

[@bgisrippin9735]

Temp looks so high

[@brandoncherry1651]

I do not go to a company function unless I'm getting PAYED btw are company bought us pizza I worked night shift day shift came in like a swarm of locust and left night shift the sorry pizza pineapple pizza and cheese pizza and yes it was cold...fleet wood transportation out of dibiol tx thankfully they went out of business 😆😆🤣🤣

[@scottmcmichael319]

3 1/2 hour drive would have been an automatic screw you right off the bat 😂😂

[@ABCEasyas--]

A mandatory work event on a weekend should be illegal. Unless it’s a tough deadline

[@GamesFromSpace]

Depending on job and locale, it could be. It would count as a workday, and in some places they can only schedule you for so many in a row.

[@goblindvd]

Lol Management sucks that they managed to mess this up.

[@blueovalfan23]

that sounds about right. i got my butt chewed for not going to something after work and off the clock. that guy plays a good jerk of a supervisor.

[@Chris-t7m5t]

Yeppers, accurate as it gets, except cheapest venue like the local zoo.

[@SimRacingVeteran]

In army we called that forced fun.

[@johnd4348]

Then they deduct the company outing cost from your check.

[@TheMaleRei]

I wonder was Bossman's home life is like. Henpecked husband? Probably tries to get his children to do his office paperwork, telling them its an English assignment or some Math problems if they want to eat...

[@CIyphord]

LMAO! "WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT PIZZA?!"

[@jamesswearengin5182]

Those must off such ass and my last job had us do this. But it was surprising alright half of the managers were ass about it but they didn't force no one to spend a Friday night doing this shit. They closed the store earlier on our shift I went cause free food they gave us free beer, pizza Mexican food( the good kind this was in AZ) let you bring family to bowl wasn't bad and again free beer a lot of people called out the next day.

[@cva326]

"Right now we're technically trespassing" haha

[@russellmedley23]

Temps new name is speaker phone😂

[@wmluna381]

Was probably Facetiming. There was a guy at my old job who hardly had a free hand because he'd be FTing on the clock. In front of the owner's face, too.

[@brianellinger6622]

if the chicken crosses the road can the cops do anything about what these horrible ppl are doing?

[@teamja1088]

If an employer mandates I show up on a day off, I get a job elsewhere.

[@FreedomInTruth777]

Bro, if I was done like that I'd've just called the cops on him for tresspassing on private property.

[@u.s.a.198]

This is something I experienced in real life... I worked with a huge company everyone on here would know. We had a Christmas / Holiday party at a nice Brazilian steakhouse. Big boss said "yes you can bring a guest" I was ready to leave and he gave me a check to pay. I was like what's this? He said "it's for your guest $45.." I argued with him in private.... Unbelievable... Same thing happened when we made our location number 1 in the region. Over goal by about 125k for a quarter. I didn't bring a guest this time. We went to Ruth Chris.... We all ordered a appetizer each and the DM made the 8 of us share 4 appetizers. WTF? I left after this. They're too cheap.... All about them.... After thinking about it all of us left except one person in 6 months after this. Even our Boss and Manager..

[@aquariandawn4750]

This some bullllllllshiit

[@TheMaleRei]

I wonder was Bossman's home life is like. Henpecked husband? Probably tries to get his children to do his office paperwork, telling them its an English assignment or some Math problems if they want to eat...

[@KShip148]

This is so real.

[@Ancano]

I temped at a warehouse off and on for 3 years before they finally hired me full time. What a waste.

[@NoOne-py5or]

we got pizza working as a ramp agent at the airport, never got a raise, no paid sick leave, no paternity leave, only 1 week pto after working a year. Pizza was to show us their “appreciation”

[@GoregeusGoblin]

The pizza in the thumbnail ruins the surprise

[@tomhenry897]

My 1st outings had steak and beer When I left had hotdogs and couldn’t BYOB

[@nicholasjohnson6279]

I... HATE... when a company pulls shit like this.

[@kenw2225]

Seriously Tim, what's wrong with those cups?

[@overklog5023]

They got lied to rent a place but they got some cheap microwave heated pizza 😂😂

[@GeorgeTruesdell]

Good old mandatory fun just like the army

[@987654321wormy]

True. "Y'all are going to have fun whether you like it or not."

[@batboy555]

Guess what your not.

[@madelinecesnalise76]

You guy's are insane!!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!

[@WhereDaAuntiesAt]

These skits are hilarious 😂

[@WeSRT4]

Life of a plant employee.... NOT WORTH IT!

[@marcarriaga3201]

I remember being a te.p.bit I was worked more hours then anyone ells at that job

[@bretward1570]

I really need you to do a safety meeting series. As a safety man I can provide plenty of fodder! 😂

[@masonfarrow8655]

Who else is genuinely pissed off after watching this?

[@antonyjharper31]

Not all jobs are equal! I was lucky and had a good bunch of bosses!

[@ABCEasyas--]

Three words: hostile work environment

[@deputyd5422]

Might of been better to do this during lunch on a regular work day

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Yo this screams past trauma.

[@bretward1570]

Yall getting plain cheese too, non of that high falutin pepperoni crap.

[@codygriffin-m1o]

@marshallpatrick are you from milledgeville?!

[@tylerwightman2315]

Sams cola 😂

[@personanongrata47]

1:32 me when im in las vegas tryna convince my wife im at a meeting