HFY Story : When Humans reverse engineer & The Human Diet | 2197 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@ironwolfF1]

First Story: Alien 1: "It's not supposed to work that way!" Alien 2: "The humans don't appear to realize, or care about that." (My head-canon involves three bored humans (a German engineer, an American, and Russian redneck, and a case of beer...)

[@loganshaw4527]

Ok first one to get it to work wins the beer.

[@markuhler2664]

I've heard of Red Russians but never a Russian redneck. Can you elaborate?

[@artyd42]

@@markuhler2664 Consider if you will the song "Trust me I'm an engineer" and add a lot more Vodka.

[@ironwolfF1]

@@markuhler2664 The simplest answer...American Redneck, "Hand me the vise grips and duct tape." Russian Redneck, "Hand me a hammer...NO, I meant the BIG hammer."

[@taitano12]

@@markuhler2664 Look up Gopnik.

[@ArronRatliff]

It should also be noted class that drunk humans and pregnant humans will eat things that all other humans consider absolutely disgusting and enjoy them.

[@warlynx5644]

Hungry/pregnant humans are effectively woodchippers; they’ll either tear apart anything you give them or they’ll break themselves trying

[@damagar8]

Ahh, the humble tomato. Intelligence tells you it is a fruit yet wisdom tells you it doesn't belong in a fruit salad.

[@MrGoesBoom]

philosophy makes you wonder if that makes ketchup a smoothie

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@MrGoesBoom wisdom further tells you not to drink the ketchup smoothie

[@SiegeTF]

And then cunning reminds you of salsa.

[@amorphoussolid8512]

​@@sarahmellinger3335then insanity gets you to mix it with vodka to make a bloody Mary :)

[@Kualinar]

@@amorphoussolid8512 And add clam broth to make a bloody Caesar. Start with the recipe for a bloody Mary, but, replace the tomato juice with Clamato.

[@taitano12]

"Is it food?" "I'm not sure... I don't think so... But... Maybe?" "Well... I'm gonna try it." "... Well?" "I'm not dead... I'm calling it 'undecided' for now... Since when did you have two heads?" "What?? You're hallucinating... Lemme try!"

[@WorldWalker128]

A pretty good summary of two hungry friends lost in the wilderness.

[@Shack-lion]

Hahahha xD

[@CT-1035]

A human walks by in the first on "Ohh, so thats where my charger went"

[@markfergerson2145]

First story; humans will bodge things together to see what happens. Second story; same, but with food.

[@WorldWalker128]

I made a new flavor of blended tea yesterday that I adore doing exactly that. 8 tea bags of generic black tea. Two tea bags of wild berry zinger Celestia Tea. 8 (drinking, not measuring) cups of not-quite boiling water. About two tablespoons of Mio Acai Berry water flavoring(mine was the caffeinated version but I doubt it matters). Add...(I'm guessing here. I didn't actually measure the amount of water but just filled the rest of a breakfast cereal-holder container with water after pouring that in because I don't have a gallon-pitcher. I was drunk and decided to improvise) and a 1/3 measuring cup of generic honey. No sugar-sugar. Let steep as long as you want. Mix well after removing the tea bags. Can be drank hot or cold as it tastes good either way.

[@Eboreg2]

I can imagine the teacher saying: "In fact, before humanity discovered gene editing technology, about 2/3 of them were lactose intolerant but milk consumption was still very high throughout all of their species."

[@Apophis40K]

Violent diarrhea will not stop be from enyoing cheese!!!!

[@Calaban619]

Story2: forgot to mention they also eat rocks. Sodium Chloride, to be specific. For seasoning. They actuall crave the stuff. They also discovered their painkiller Aspirin by trying to eat birch tree bark.

[@BeeKisses]

Willow not birch

[@sirfenixxumbra6626]

not rock its actualy a crystal but chloride can even be made into a heavy metal

[@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest]

@@sirfenixxumbra6626rocks have crystals, the size of said crystals is called the grain

[@callmeginga]

This story might be the best explanation for zero point energy reactors, all said and done. Most get pretty hung up on quantum uncertainty and muddy the explanation.

[@donaldscholand4617]

Horseradish root and habenero pepper salsa is a great garnish for baloney sandwiches. Horseradish root and habenero wine (fermented from the juice left over from the salsa making process) is ... an acquired taste. But still not lethal!

[@xessq1]

back in the day i had a friend worked in a plant that made horseradish sauce... the amount of protective gear they had to wear was insne

[@HenshinFanatic]

Finely minced horseradish mixed with similarly prepared beets make an amazing condiment that goes well with pretty much any meat.

[@taxidermyminotaur5340]

you look like you'd fit right in the star wars universe as a member of the jedi council, you have that stern and wise vibe to your appearance

[@williammiller6940]

Naw, he seems too nice a guy to be a Jedi.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: At first I thought it was two humans trying to figure out HOW to reverse engineer it Story 2: Humanity said NOM NOM NOM. Or, Humanity Eat Everything, Feck Yeah

[@citizen_grub4171]

The full saying: "I'll try anything once; twice if it doesn't kill me."

[@draconusspiritus1037]

I never knew grapes were dangerous to dogs. Had to look that one up.

[@bartmoyens2151]

I did not know that either. I had a dog growing up that loved grapes! He was never sick and lived to be 18 so.....I'm thinking he might have been something else.

[@Bg-xk1uw]

Not all dogs are sensitive to tartaric acid (the thing in grapes that can kill dogs) and you got lucky! Or your pup did. I had a lab that could and would eat grapes without apparent harm, lost a really sweet mixed breed mutt from eating the same grapes.@@bartmoyens2151

[@Maeshalanadae]

Polyphenols are deadly to both dogs and cats.

[@grahammctygue724]

Don't know why more aren't subscribing narration is GREAT blessings to All

[@robinchwan]

i suppose people's attention span is the cause. however a fix might be possible to grasp their attention more, for example he could order a specific gif ( long lasting one ) that will show for example spaceships at a space dock coming and going and some interesting things happening in the background while he talks, even sound bites of things might help.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

I'd say hfy narration is starting to get saturated with a whole bunch of newbies recently

[@ashanks7731]

​@robinchwan no need to watch. This is for listening. The reason he has a face cam for each video is because KZbin kept demonetizing him saying every video was the same. Of course he fought it but no one at KZbin cared enough to go more than 5 seconds into the video.

[@Maeshalanadae]

“Ugg eat white stick root from ground. Ugg stop breathing. We no eat white stick root from ground.”

[@GuukanKitsune]

"Grog eat this mushroom. Grog sit and giggle at nothing for long time but is fine. Gather many mushroom. Eat later for fun. See what Grog see."

[@the_pelican_real]

Oog eat long red thing. Oog mouth burn. Gather many long red. We try later.

[@hhgff778]

I like these stories, a part of me knows that maybe we won't bring anything new to the table that would surprise aliens as advanced as in said stories, because they probably existed for longer than us and have interacted with countless other civilizations, still i like the idea of us basically being the honey badgers of the galaxy and just not giving a damn about what it throws at us.

[@EvilPaladin11]

I love the new classification of "galactic honey badgers" for humans!😂🤣

[@frantisekvrana3902]

I do wonder how many forgotten poisons there actually are. By that, I mean substances that were originally evolved as poison, but don't ever naturally poison anything anymore.

[@franksmedley7372]

Hello Agro. Yup, Humans will eat almost anything... and some will eat things they know are not 'food'. I once saw a documentary about a man that would eat anything, and who had eaten a vast array of items like toasters, silverware, etc. Upon being presented with a wooden plaque with a brass plate noting his Guinness World Record, he began to eat it as well. So, I don't think the story is 'far-fetched' at all. In fact, I once wrote a little short story about aliens coming to Earth and being sold foodstuffs. It was entitled as: "It all started with the Strawberries". In the tale, the aliens found they could not consume anything they found around them on Earth, until a Human noted their search and helped them, by presenting item after item to be tested by their equipment... Starting with Strawberries... and ending with that 'rare' Earth delicacy called 'Sticky Rice'. Just before the aliens left, the Human presented another item to be tested... another form of rice. One with a lower glucose count that would be a unique food for their 'pets', or lower class citizens. Since the alien ship's holds were filled with Japanese rice, they told the Human they would return for a cargo mixed cargo of both varieties of the rice... for a 'hefty' price due to the 'rarity' of the foodstuff. The Human told the aliens that he would hire hundreds of other humans to produce the crops and store the food for their arrival, and then took his payment... 100 tons of 'sticky' rice, for 5 tons of solid Gold. And the aliens flew off, snickering at how they had 'fooled' the primitive Human into taking abundant Gold for such a 'rare' foodstuff. In the Author's Note after the story, I mentioned that one man's treasure, can sometimes be another's trash. And, that if you don't know, you may end up paying too much, for something so common as to be like air, or water, or even dirt.

[@sspaceforce]

:O You blow me away with your narrations. the conseptual idea of you being one of those thin brittish guys in an arm chair with a cup of tea next to him. While occasionally pushing up the round rim glasses is what I thought of you by the voice. Your look is more like one of space captians from fire fly avoiding the conglomerate. Just wow. Your good at this. So that aside Thanks for narrating so many of these stories. It is so fun to listen.

[@firedirewolf]

Finding out that one of the most common poisoning deaths is from the family of carrots is terrifying as the plants look extremely identical. Potatoes are extremely low on poison but the plant itself, instead of the root can make you terribly sick if not kill you. Alcohol and vinegar are fairly obvious. Onions can reduce your blood oxygen terribly, the list is quite substantial

[@stephenaustin142]

I got a Warhammer ork vibe on the first story.

[@Cadiangrunt99]

WAGGGH

[@markfergerson2145]

“I want it to work, and dammit, it WILL work!”

[@ArronRatliff]

It wurks or it gets hits with the hammer..Again.

[@widdershins5383]

Humans are space orks lol

[@Paul-yn2zy]

I like these stories about what other species can and can't eat because it possible. We don't know what other types of life can exist.

[@Wwillswords]

Discover a group of sentient mushrooms that have strong hallucinogenic effects.

[@cassandrabelyeu2419]

Reminder: A common human origin myth has it that the god of the humans pointed out one plant and said: “Not only will that kill you, but it will cause untold suffering as well. So don’t.” And the humans did anyway. And the god of the humans has been asking “Why are you like this?” ever since. Cain invents murder, thinking he’ll never be caught? “Why are you like this? I know exactly where your brother’s blood is. It’s right there.” Humans use leftover firewood to create a “new god” to worship? “Why are you like this? Why are you talking to wood?”

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is your like and comment as payment for the stories and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@overlordmagnatron]

Humans do not always avoid food they know will kill them. I used to have a neighbor who's allergy to fish was cranked up to 11, Once a year she would make up a couple tuna fish sandwiches then call 911 and tell them she was having a sever allergic reaction and once she was off the phone she would sit down and enjoy her sandwiches then go spend a couple days in a hospital bed. I heard she decided to have one of those sandwiches while drunk and forgot to call 911, not sure if she made it or not as that was the last thing I ever heard about her.

[@loganshaw4527]

Really loved that last story.

[@riverraven7359]

put 1 and 2 together you get a zero point fuelled hydroponic chilli lab. i don't recommend letting xenos eat them...

[@davidmarquardt9034]

Botanically, tomatoes are classed as fruits. However, the US Agriculture Dept ruled that fruits coming into the country would be taxed, and people called them vegetables. Now the US is probably the biggest grower of tomatoes in the world today, and tomatoes are the top crop in home gardens, with hundreds of varies, like Beefsteak, Cherry and Grape sized tomatoes. Older tomatoes were high acid, but today many have been cross bred to be low or no acid "sweet" tomatoes.

[@ToggBott]

There is only one thing more terrifying than a Human engineer inventing the impossible.... its a BORED Human engineer

[@willgallatin2802]

Keep in mind class, though they can eat most things, there are a rare few items humans don't enjoy.

[@samsignorelli]

4:12....Humanity was able to build this in a cave....with a box of scraps!

[@robertstoneking7916]

2nd story well we have this hakarl stuff that no one has any idea where we came up with the fermentation process for. It actually involves ammonia.

[@markeustace199]

let's not forget the Potato, a vegetable that is a member of the same family as nightshade, or Rhubarb, most of the plant is edible cue yer grandma's lovely rhubarb tart and custard on sunday when you visit but the leaves are chock full of cyanide, the leaves have been used as poison mixed in with cabbage to conceal it. I can remember 2 murder cases where someone used this method to bump off husbands

[@TheCoffeehound]

Not cyanide, but rather Oxalic Acid, which will create crystals in your kidneys that will cause kidney failure. It won't kill you right away, but with modern medicine, you will get to experience the joys of dialysis for the rest of your life.

[@xilous]

good stuff

[@nathandc]

For the Algorithm, for the Narrator, and for the Beard!!

[@kurtismiller9544]

Woohoo first to see da Skwerl this morning!

[@TheGreyGhost873]

FOR THE HEALTH NANITES

[@bigearl3867]

I did not know this about grapes. I googled this just to be sure, and it is.

[@robkitchen]

I absolutely love the videos

[@RoseKindred]

Give me some hot sauce and I will try anything.

[@widdershins5383]

That’s because your not tasting the item lol

[@rosebloodwater13]

For the Squirrel!!!

[@redsea866]

On first listen I thought you said consumption of humans was banned. lol

[@heatherweir8726]

Who else thinks he could be the voice over for high budget SciFi movies. Or the new voice of the computers in star trek.

[@es11614]

Hope you're doing well.

[@brennanlangless8912]

Plot twist for the 1st one is that the zpm power plant was a 6th grader’s science fair project it was listed as missing

[@garysmith3037]

"People like grapes " - Human person Gavin Free

[@zharpain]

TIL that grapes are dangerous to dogs. Great. Now i got questions for my mom.

[@MizukiStone44]

Hah, yeah that sounds about right for something someone would at leas try and make on part 1. Part 2 was also neat.

[@InfiniteDaoOfLife137]

"mentalgents" I love this channel

[@mikecoatsworth6048]

Ahhh the human " what if we add this?"

[@Maddog3060]

Story 1: "Ancients" from Stargate, eat your hearts out. Story 2: I bet some xenos classify stuff like yogurt as a bioweapon because of its active cultures.

[@milocebatron5249]

Alien: What does your species eat? Human: Yes

[@joimumu]

Have you listen to the story: The worst species in the galaxy? My question may have spoiled the ending

[@eurogryphon]

After hearing that second story, I have a sudden urge for Mongolian BBQ...

[@chaddts]

I understand that grapes are supposedly bad for dogs, but before I new this I would share my grapes with my dogs as a child. Same for oatmeal raisen cookies. None of my dogs died from this. They didn't puke it up either.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@ceu160193]

All things are edible, but some are only edible once in your life.

[@crsed]

Liked that thumbnail, is there any links to whoever made it available?

[@Dv_Null]

Fairly certain it's AI generated. Though, i could be wrong.

[@CatFish21sm]

@@Dv_Null Agreed, pretty sure he uses AI Art for most of his videos. This one is pretty good though if I do say so myself.

[@Mufin_dadeh21]

FOOD IS FOOD 😂😂😂

[@alanclague2333]

Second story forgot to mention the role of cooking.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Omnivores for the win!

[@heatherweir8726]

A humans looks at a plant a few thoughts go threw our minds. 1. Can I eat that. 2. Is it poison 3. Will that get me high

[@Calaban619]

Don't forget A1: can it be weaponized?

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@nathanaustin6988]

Could you please do a blooper reel?

[@angelmatiastorres]

Hallo!

[@dmaxcustom]

Well. If we consider how stars work as well as matter and atoms. We can safely assume that if there is life in the universe, it would work on carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, phosphorous, sulfur and oxygen, since this are, apparently, quite available. With this we can conclude, that one, there may be sexy blue alien girls. But more importantly.... Aliens may be edible. And even more remarkable, they may be delicious.

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Story 1: Tony Stark was here

[@derekdrake8706]

I'm pretty sure humans didn't go from gatherer to hunter, there was a long scavenger phase in between.

[@Bluesonofman]

I am pretty sure Humans were carnivores that came from Mars that adapted to eating plants

[@sirfenixxumbra6626]

the first story is somewhat right the absolute zero isn't absolute zero there is always some energy in the particles at all times so is a posible way to generate energy however it would act as star in reverse sucking heat instead of distributing it

[@ceu160193]

It's more of a dark energy generator then. If you do remove all particles from certain space, existing energy field will produce new ones. Problem is, such device can be also doomsday device, literally creating another Big Bang.

[@MysticalShadowDragon]

i listen to this and cant help but think "why s there a capacitor in deltas dungeon?"

[@Maj_Kasul]

The voice

[@ShAdoWj1995]

Alittle over 100 people died over the course of 100 years to find a food that didn't kill them... that's it? I would have expected thousands

[@charlesmactaggart1676]

I can imagine an alien getting high on chocolate

[@MinnesotaCouchpotato]

Today I learned that grapes are poisonous to dogs

[@Kirsten2933]

Like 753 😎👍

[@Arcainmech2]

Search balderdash humans were not originally herbivores in the beginning we were carnivores who learned to eat plants not the other way around

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@qinop]

You look 40 years younger than I thought.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

Bit bunged up mate?

[@МихаилРозов-ю9п]

Actually you can get 0 energy, hell you can get past that. - n °K

[@xaryionlee564]

puffer-fish

[@vanishl.2693]

The voice has a face, or does the face have a voice? we will never know.

[@merlinwizard1000]

29th, 27 August 2023

[@TheJeikou]

Comment

[@gorasul12]

Hehe a few hundred dies from testing food is such a human thing to do but TikTok challenges have probable killed more people by then 😆

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@atanaskocev7747]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm