When I lose this game, the video ends

[@cielararagi3195]

Someone finally found a way not to lose against hikaru

[@diegoledesma4944]

Magnus has done it before lol

[@cat9448]

1. Be Magnus 2. Give him only King 3. BFG 10000

[@sup37yt57]

I mean it's a 300 rated player against a 2500 player, balanced/odds

[@artusdebissy7007]

I recognize a member of the BAP, very nice my friend

[@THEREALSEVEN]

Magnus wins against him most of the time lol

[@UglyhorseMC]

The only 300 that can say, “I beat Hikaru”

[@Rise6474]

Nope odds dont count as a win or loss, or even as a real game.

[@UglyhorseMC]

@@Rise6474 true true but still kinda funny

[@huckthatdish]

@@Rise6474 still won. Just not at a real chess game. As long as you don’t specify what you beat him at it’s not technically false

[@tm.8399]

@@Rise6474 he win, cry somewhere else

[@Rise6474]

@@tm.8399 LOL YOU WAS THE KID WHO BEAT HIM 😂

[@SuperKlaas11]

A 300 beats Hikaru at Chess (not clickbait) (gone sexual?)

[@Stikwithlove]

At 3am,

[@IMSimplySuperior]

(Cops were called) (3AM challenge) (UNDER AGE) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SEND HELP)

[@nani-rk6rd]

@@IMSimplySuperior ı remember the legends

[@scriptedjava265]

(BABY ON THE WAY)

[@Lee-jt4hz]

(AMOGUS FUNNY MOMENTS)

[@KmRead22]

imagine having 300 elo and being able to say "I beat hikaru😎😎" lol

[@parapermesterjeluurinvesti523]

666likes damnnn

[@mysterionnight9666]

@@tabularasa9576 a chicken dont even knows how to play chess

[@Master_Rater]

@@mysterionnight9666 exactly

[@mysterionnight9666]

@@tabularasa9576 your 2 months late lol

[@checkmate1430]

@LennyFelly 😂😂😂

[@noahgeppert1770]

The video: 8 minutes long Me: wondering why it wasn’t 1 hour long Me: realizes that he only has a king

[@genzu6388]

That doesn't answer the question of why it isn't an hour long :/

[@Waaz732]

@@genzu6388 chess clock

[@genzu6388]

@@Waaz732 you seem to forget who you're speaking about. Hikaru would find a move to bend the spacetime continuum, only to stalemate by repetition of Kings.

[@jakestaiano9585]

What about the Thumbnail? Jk lol 😂

[@starstar3237]

Please what's the name of the music?

[@LeventButSpeedrunning]

Look closely, he went for the bongcloud again.

[@daniellima4391]

The short variation, since he can't play 1.e4

[@arkbeetle]

The "Accelerated Bongcloud"

[@l_Hami_l]

6:35 when you have a favorite song and wanna play it for the whole night

[@danielyuan9862]

it does have this unique feeling that I can't describe because it's that good

[@sloppy1287]

That was a funny ass story bruh

[@ಭಾರತೀಯ_ನಾಗರಿಕ]

What song is it?

[@RishabhSharma10225]

@@ಭಾರತೀಯ_ನಾಗರಿಕ Darude - Sandstorm

[@michelangelopennacchini643]

@@ಭಾರತೀಯ_ನಾಗರಿಕ Matt Large - Ballin'on a Budget

[@TheBugkillah]

When I saw the title I thought “wow, he made it 8 minutes with only a king?, damn he’s good!”

[@brianbernstein3826]

imagine Hikaru flagged the 300 with just his king

[@randomminecraftplayer6857]

Would be a draw though

[@brianbernstein3826]

@@randomminecraftplayer6857 yes but the emotional scar would last years and costs thousands in psychiatric therapy

[@blackout5560]

Brian Bernstein ducking legend

[@okenough2124]

What does flag mean in chess? I've heard it so many times

[@randomminecraftplayer6857]

@@okenough2124 means running out of time

[@zurreal8087]

4:40 “You inspired me to learn chess.” “I literally don’t care.”

[@dilyan-2904]

It's business after all. He doesn't play chess for fun.

[@AlxM96]

@@dilyan-2904 he would have never been able to reach the top level if he didn't find chess fun

[@isaiahd9947]

He probably hears it like all the time

[@brucewayne2184]

@@dilyan-2904 yeah he does.

[@harshdeepsingh7827]

*"thank you so much, appreciate it"

[@isaacwright2020]

“Weird position here, very, very weird.” Has *5* bishops. *edit* Missed a sneaky bishop

[@seigfredajero9219]

5 bishops actually

[@juliekatyplays9451]

@@seigfredajero9219 ye

[@Daymarezhq]

01:39

[@parsasabaghian8597]

Hikaru with a single king : guess i'll die

[@igpetrov5303]

When I see an 8 minutes long video of a naked king against full set of opponent's pieces, this could only mean it's one of those special Baka Mitai players.

[@hamzaguiling1447]

Hikaru: only a king My brain: Pawns FORWARD!

[@seanm3189]

For someone as smart as Hikaru, when he makes such simple mistakes like miscounting 10 bishops at the start of the video it worry’s me what things in life I’m overlooking haha

[@cruelworld1902]

He makes lot of silly mistakes, especially on stream when his attention is so divided, even sometims reading memes wrong, but rarely makes those mistakes when pays full attention. Usually make mistakes that are irrelevant.

[@AngPogiMoDinmeister]

the parashockx of chess

[@PsychoSledgeHammer1237]

5:18 yes, your good at chess because I play good moves, very good explanation

[@davidvenegas6456]

“There was umm, when umm, there was uhh, there was umm, there was umm, there was umm, what was I gonna say? there was umm” @6:26

[@benjaminsears8492]

Hikaru with 5 ops on the board: “This is a very weird position”

[@seigfredajero9219]

3:01 "The great wall of Chæna."

[@RealMadrid-lj6vm]

I would've most probably stalemated him in the last match😂

[@gurimisenpai2358]

@Smit Shilpatul Rooks will literally end him so quickly it isn't even funny.

[@trompete5601]

xqc would probably stalemate

[@blackout5560]

Yes, because he can count his brain cells on his fingers.

[@Austin96322]

@@blackout5560 huh?

[@emmalion1976]

@@blackout5560 shit he stole your brain cells too now he has -8 IQ instead of -10

[@blackout5560]

em a Lion i guess • 10 years ago SHIT. MY TWO IQ!

[@mr_niceman]

@@blackout5560 I have a stroke reading your comment lol

[@arnavrawat9864]

I thought the Mr Beast match with only a king and a queen was the epitome of wtf

[@andrescubides311]

has 5 bishops* hikaru: weird position

[@ugeex3044]

Imagine playing chess in 1100 and suddenly matching up against GM Hikaru💀

[@danieledistefano6677]

* Hikaru lose with only the king * Hikaru: well done, that's a good technique

[@teddytarekegne5331]

Literally every chess youtuber: "I don't know what's going on here"

[@iFluxyy]

It gives me life every time Hikaru refers to a pawn as a juicer

[@abcabc-oh9gc]

He was referring to a bishop tho wasn't he

[@iFluxyy]

@@abcabc-oh9gc If he was that's not the usual case, pawns are referred to as "juicers" in Hikaru's chat and stream, though he may have "misspoke"

[@VARMOT123]

@@iFluxyy why are pawns called juicers ?

[@iFluxyy]

@@VARMOT123 it's just an inside joke propagated by twitch chat's silliness

[@harshdeepsingh7827]

@@VARMOT123 a juicer can be whatever juice you want it to be

[@ryanbell3704]

0:13 Super GM Hikaru Nakamura can’t count to 10

[@LuckyLuka__]

Everybody gangsta til the 325 mates in 9 moves

[@taylorg8509]

Me : titled tuesdays uploads where hikaru wins are best content no arguments ever Hikaru :

[@thugma1k527]

8:08 now I remember that robotic face (from the terminator) the good ol days.

[@Kitbats]

The secret to beating Hikaru exposed with that last one lol

[@bibleentries]

5:09 thank you for pronouncing Toronto correctly :)

[@claiminglight]

That 300 was absolutely a smurf

[@juliangarcia2264]

Editor woke up savage today.

[@abdullahasem3245]

Imagine getting paired with this random 300 player and he's like "I beat Hikaru, pal" and you look up his profile and he actually did

[@healthydoseofpersonas]

"I can't actually touch anything with my bishops here, err-" - Hikaru, 2021

[@ReverbRippleSounds]

😂😂😂

[@juneguts]

he's only 300 elo in odds you guys. he could very much be 400 or 500 actually in rapid or blitz

[@Black-vt5vb]

@Vincent Rank nobody gives a shit

[@hugo57k91]

@@Black-vt5vb I do

[@dunkadmaklaud]

0:22 Hikaru: "Okay I should be careful not to end up with wrong colour only. Because if I have only black bishops I'm in bad shape" Afro-American bishops: "What did you just say??!?"

[@maestrosock9360]

Wtf is this comment lol

[@kokober]

Finally, the chances are level when playing with hikaru :D

[@JesseSherman117]

1:39 "Weird position here" he says, with 5 bishops as his only pieces

[@gonzaloames4945]

Bro Hikaru out here chalenging a chess player with only a king, he his the true king

[@emmettdja]

Hikaru: 9 bishops on the board. Me: but what abou- Hikaru: *laughs*

[@rxcq8027]

Me a smart ass: playing a 30 min game to make the video a little longer Also me: gets fool's mated in the first match

[@ryantyre1]

When you do your duck lips when listening to the music it looks like the Atari logo LMAO - Always love watching you play chess

[@РоманБінюков]

8:02 pls song

[@rockstarrica8624]

0:11 Hikaru,your time has end

[@williamrheartloft]

If I do the same content as Hikaru the video will end less than 1 minute

[@maylene1945]

Less than 1 sec for sure

[@saitab-6435]

It won't even start

[@pardeepgarg2640]

@@saitab-6435 lol

[@bruhhh6950]

anyone gonna talk about how he counted 9 bishops instead of 10?

[@junedbagwan023]

See it again he said 9 bishops

[@leandrogonzalez285]

@@junedbagwan023 but there are 10

[@veniceezio8741]

@@leandrogonzalez285 I see 12 bishops on the board. 😈

[@danielyuan9862]

@@veniceezio8741 if all the pawns promote there could be 20 bishops :O

[@Nimbus_the_great]

Maximum of 8 pawns can promote

[@havishsripada8201]

It is impossible for Hikaru to win in that position.

[@thejewelledparrot2818]

@@benzo24134 the fabled king sacrifice, as taught by GM Vidit

[@havishsripada8201]

@@benzo24134 It is impossible to checkmate with a lone king because the king can only move one square and cannot be in contact with the enemy king.

[@areebsiddiqui758]

No, but he could get a stalemate.

[@havishsripada8201]

@@areebsiddiqui758 Ya I know, that is why I said he could not win. He could draw.

[@quill444]

Hikaru *still* might have prevailed there at 7:10 even with just a solitary King after: 1. Ke2 _Black Resigns_ 🤯 - j q t -

[@fabiobonetta5454]

So instructive watching Hikaru use creativity to get out of horrible positions. Priceless

[@CesiumHere]

King speedrun

[@paritoshhattyangdi9917]

Best glitch.... There was aaaa... There was ummm.... There was ummmm 😂❤️

[@andersonyong4223]

2:23 When Hikaru didnt take the rook Me: Whats goin on?

[@GamingGuy0091]

Damn the nerf Hikaru was real that last game.

[@AbhishekYadav-es6ww]

meanwhile, parashockx crying in the corner

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

Hikaru: Super GM, Blitz chess God Also Hikaru: Can't count how many bishops he has

[@insearchofpeace2151]

That bgm is dope tho. Anyone have a link to that?

[@sametcavus2146]

Hikaru's king: I can make a draw

[@maxzweistein8951]

That 300 beating Hikaru was more epic than the movie 300.

[@notnotalwen4891]

Parashock title 😂

[@newbnutz]

What song starts playing at 4:00?

[@johannb5669]

Him marking stuff so fast I can't even see them any more

[@nitinvadher4599]

This is what you call the ultimate bongcloud

[@havishsripada8201]

Lol Hikaru losing to a 300.

[@ayanabhomaitra591]

2:20 Hikaru you could've captured the rook.

[@DrShreenivasDesai]

That's bad trade at that point

[@richidharmaputra6238]

What kind of variant chess is this?

[@saydtg78ashd]

I hope hikaru and the 300 do a normal chess rematch. I would really enjoy seeing a guy get decimated.

[@gokibros4451]

Bro who tf comes up with these variants xD

[@pizza1821]

6:08 hikaru straight up hangs his knight on h4. Guarantee there will be comments "BuT hE HaD Nc5 mAtE" and it's funny becuase hikaru's other knight is still on b8 at 6:08. The guy doesn't take the free juicer, next move hikaru goes nd7 and it's no longer free

[@ilc6883]

After dxe6, if white takes knight kxa4, bc2 is mate by black, sir

[@julian4696]

This is what we call "the one man army"

[@pyroman50]

name of the song that starts playing at 0:13?

[@N1ko312]

anybody know the name of the tune starting at 4:00

[@bunanaman5656]

The great wall of Chana

[@aguinaldodumaya2611]

Imagine getting a draw and not losing ,so it will not end

[@and1skip]

What music is playing in the background?

[@JuanPabloSecundo2]

2:45 Polska Gurom😎🇵🇱

[@santiagociarma4615]

Fool, this allowed Hikaru to bong cloud every move

[@vedanshbudhia8148]

I see editor-san you're a man of culture as well I legit thought this was a parashockx video

[@r.t.5767]

6:11 why didn't white take the knight with the king?

[@sergey1519]

Kxa4 Bc2#

[@TenToTu]

0:15 you mean ten?

[@dr.menacestein6418]

Hikaru playing checkers in chess

[@c2thew]

The last clip was like watching the ending for halo reach.

[@ethand.5937]

2:19 Hikaru didn’t take the rook?

[@jameskwak3654]

black to move

[@miniminion8866]

because you can only checkmate if you have bishops of opposite colours. If he took he would only have 1 light square bishop left and so it wouldn't be that good of a move

[@notsofriendlyneighborcat6030]

Positional advantage my dear

[@ajaybenjamin3087]

This is the equivalent of winged Kariboh defeating a defeating the three headed blue eyes white dragon

[@plum3201]

U know when the title is : when hikaru loses a game the video ends u already know its going to be one of the longest ytube videos.

[@samidtaek_]

Nice parashock reference

[@govindaswamyshivagami5046]

Did you all notice at the beginning hikaru said 9 bishops instead of 10 ..🤐

[@fsmit80]

Just subbed out of respect for Coffee Chess! Thank you Hikaru for showing up.

[@chonkdoge1424]

Hikaru is parashockX hmmmmmmm?????

[@itzbum_7600]

1:09 um. what did he say?? 😳

[@leodavis3666]

And somehow, I was startled that it ended at the loss of the game

[@Quvl]

It took him the amount of time for me to loose 1 game

[@dalibormaksimovic6399]

0:18 10 bishops

[@shrimpsoup6643]

One man bongcloud. Juicer free

[@ripperracer7358]

Am pretty sure as long as the person knows what a checkmate is they could win against hikaru in this match up no issue

[@sergantanimalmother5830]

6:36 lol

[@u.v.s.5583]

'Hikaru played without the a pawn and I checkmated him.'

[@mikul9204]

Hikaru would have had to played mental games and gotten his opponent to resign in order to win