When loan sharks turn into regular businessmen.

He was never in danger
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Oddwin - 19
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When loan sharks turn into business men.

[@CT-1975]

The "he was about to parry me" was so genuine and dead toned with acceptance it was perfect

[@Indigocell]

Thanks, couldn't figure out what was being said.

[@octopus8659]

@@Indigocellhis comment has unlocked a new level of my hearing

[@AnimeZone247]

@@Indigocellbruh I tried to turn on subtitles for that and it didn’t even know what he said😭

[@D_YellowMadness]

@@AnimeZone247 That's the problem with automated subtitles if you don't have hearing problems. When you don't understand, KZbin usually doesn't either.

[@AnimeZone247]

@@D_YellowMadness yea but even when I don’t understand, the subtitles can help, but not in this instance 😂

[@relaxedcannon6868]

“Ok yeah no he was about to parry me” funniest line😂😂😂

[@ViltrumiteIsRite99]

I’ve been grinding at Bayonetta 1, so this hits good.

[@DecafInvidia]

Thanks! I was wondering what he said.

[@weesumm]

That sf6 ref

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

Bro was about to hit him with the Evo moment 37

[@UGXZ]

​@@Honest_Mids_MasherKen voice "HU HU HU HU HU HU SHIPPU JINRAIKYAKU"

[@StarboundSage]

"Ok yeah no, he was about to parry me" had me dying. Haven't laughed like that in a while.

[@Mikochii-vq4ef]

Dark souls pvp in a nutshell:

[@gloving4hire]

ROYAL GUARD

[@mediumsurmoon6283]

That specific parry reminded me of Dante’s royal guard 🕺🏼

[@ivymarcs1951]

The fact Caleb said “Just one more week!” As he was breaking Caleb’s arm had me losing it.

[@okeyudensi]

LOL I just noticed this

[@quintinmckinney4084]

Straight laundry folded that poor man 😅

[@rb4632]

bro didn't scramble like an egg so he got folded like an omlette 😭

[@penapvp2230]

@@rb4632 Yeager

[@randoiguess]

1:14 the fact that he was about to straight fold him out of what is seemingly sheer blind instinct and then continues to cry for his life makes an amazing sequence of events

[@nrchris2721]

"He was abouta parry me!" Golden!

[@amansson2151]

He's like if Daredevil had crippling anxiety

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

​@@nrchris2721true lol

[@Jade3381]

Caleb was spamming that parry button

[@veritas17]

He was about to COMPLETELY fold him back, savage.

[@YoUnGPhEnOmJR]

“Nah, he was about to parry me.” Had me wheezing. Just the realization of potentially catching a reverse fade was too good. Well done Caleb.

[@oppos727]

Bro flashed his card by pressing ⬇ + 🅱 real quick

[@salamander8055]

Bro about to do a Tiger Drop.

[@sans8114]

that was some sifu shi lmao

[@untitledmisou]

LMFAOOOO

[@SolidSnake240]

​@@salamander8055Only true gamers know about the Tiger Drop 😂

[@torpedolandshark5330]

The cowering into straight up combat stance, back to cowering again got me dying of laughter, this one is one of my favorites XD

[@NinjaNateOS]

My boi said "GET UP BILL!" Bruh bill got folded like a brand new shirt in the store.😊😂😂

[@CasualReaper]

The fake swing to see if he was gonna react had me dying

[@mayflyforyou]

Was not expecting that lmao

[@kirmunna762]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Monk3y_C]

mf hit the sleeping dogs parry button

[@Howieazy]

Bro turned into an anime character 😂

[@Steve-id3ou]

He's An Npc 😂😂

[@Kale_747]

Ikr

[@LuisSierra42]

He's Zenitsu

[@thegreatyami]

Didn't expect to see you here 👀

[@tgvinfinite2607]

fr 💀

[@petestransky8060]

Other comments already covered it, but I think this is probably the best acting caleb has delivered in one of these shorts. The body language and movements, the voices and dialogue... and probably some of the best fight choreography he has managed to pull off and it is STILL JUST ONE MUTHAFUCKIN DUDE. Like i forget sometimes, holy crap.

[@ViniCavin]

I like how Caleb's video usually starts in a calm situation and all of a sudden it's absolute chaos

[@mysticxiiii]

Begging for more time because of a deeply genuine fear for his life while simultaneously folding multiple opponents has got to be the most terrifying dissociation scenario i think ive seen yet... Bill was just not ready... neither was Caleb...

[@vaporwave-man]

There's a movie like this too, it's called "Ichi the Killer"

[@L33royJ3nkinz]

You know who was ready? Jim.

[@ibrahimconteh7843]

That kinda me. I dont really like fighting but im really good at it

[@griffin8er845]

Demon slayer anime has something like this

[@Scazoid]

​@@griffin8er845 Chainsaw man would be a more appropriate example, Zenitsu just falls asleep lol. Kobeni is actually awake and kicking ass.

[@SkyPeludo]

He wasn't afraid of them, he was afraid of who he becomes when he's under pressure

[@ANARCHY.050]

The incredible Steiner be like:

[@divinekindasad]

1:16 bro was about to perfect block him 😂

[@nnnp634]

@@ANARCHY.050 *Magnificent (just added for searchability, not to correct you)

[@150Hello]

​@@divinekindasadCaleb: Perfect block, don't do it!

[@michaelcarlton1484]

​@@ANARCHY.050Wasn't expecting that reference here lol

[@abdullahalowais7652]

1:03 I almost died of laughter at this 😂😂

[@gamenwatch6269]

Replaying this timestamp made me die of laughter

[@GunLordBJ]

Nocap 🔥🔥😂, his sound effects never miss

[@keandretaylor4788]

Yeah that "uuWAAAAH!!!!" at 1:04 killed me! 😂😂😂😂

[@vulnerable2femboys]

Caleb's fight choreography is something else. Always manages to be funny af.

[@DoodleChaos]

Word has it that Bill still hasn't gotten up to this very day

[@bastillefrancois4486]

Preach

[@elibrown5802]

Lol

[@_indig0]

Give him 2 days and we will make a holiday in his name don't worry. Edit: slight changes

[@NapstaMeme]

bro, help me. i've been flying over the north atlantic ocean ever since watching your Minecraft, but I soar through 1,000,000,000 blocks with NO LAG (Music Sync) video

[@Glarpinator]

its been 13 minutes since this video was uploaded

[@Salaudo]

Caleb's ability to have a fight with himself and make it convincing is incredible

[@718jef]

ong

[@unpeakingzwrld2083]

Keeping it real, i didn’t even realize it was just him until i read this😂

[@guccidonny6242]

what can i say... he's black after all 😎

[@DudermanJensonHaeger]

@@guccidonny6242das racist

[@samuraituff9653]

​@@unpeakingzwrld2083bro you're literally lying or just slow

[@CaltosVirnam]

Caleb always has the ability to make me absolutely crack up and be in pain from laughing so hard.

[@Pitbully6666]

"oh 👁️👄👁️" *arm breaks* "UWAHHH"

[@JustPhade]

Critically injured Caleb never fails to make me ugly laugh.

[@ranibro]

Better than clapping without using your hands

[@luzzbightyear2126]

​@@ranibroI been doing that shii from birth. Not even a flex frfr

[@danielrolle7621]

@@ranibro🤨📸

[@grizbear4115]

He said "WAAAAA" 🤣

[@maihaiki888]

The part where he was about to fade him out of sheer instinct but retracted back into his original position killed me

[@D_YellowMadness]

It's like when you push the parry button in a Batman Arkham game when no one's attacking.

[@maihaiki888]

@@D_YellowMadness Lol

[@TrayJD]

Zenitsu Type Energy fr

[@juliusevans8216]

😂😂😂 loved it!

[@Theveees]

He pressed the parry button too early😂😂

[@haildarthvegeta1094]

That look the character gave from looking at the guy on the ground to the other guy 0:57

[@RyanR335]

That arm break was BRUTAL! 🤣🤣

[@adi96adi]

Caleb somehow makes even hopping over a sofa look kinda intimidating 🤣

[@titanus261]

His reactions are the bests

[@EngineerMikey5]

I thought it was funny

[@ssjrana7342]

Nah, it's more like Caleb's reaction to those, what makes it truly intimidating.

[@MushookieMan]

It's the Riker maneuver

[@drewf6063]

You intimidated?

[@slappagon]

He came to collect a bill but left Bill uncollected 🤣

[@amazingdany]

He wasn't an assassin but an errand boy... sent by grocery clerks... to collect the bill...

[@jman1080]

Crazy underrated comment

[@aggrotits.thunderbelch]

🤣🤣*snort*🤣🤣🤣

[@usernk714]

Top tier comment 🏆

[@maloxi1472]

Alternate title: "When a loan shark confronts a Dark Souls veteran"

[@Chris_Eclipse]

Man got those fighting instincts even times of desperation

[@xplosyv]

That flinch-into-a-combative stance was priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@protobomber9822]

What a way to say parry

[@EscapementWatch]

it is actually a StreetFIGHTER PARRY move. That stops any power hit if timed correctly. That's why Caleb said "he was about to parry me!!!!"

[@lello2031]

Turned into Asuka from tekken with that parry spam

[@Artryom]

@@lello2031Bro out here really trying to make Asuka a house hold name.😂

[@user-jd7fv2ml8s]

pretty cool.

[@_sealbro]

Caleb's acting power are growing. The delivery of "get him!" and "get UP Bill" was really well done

[@chefxhyrule242]

I noticed that too

[@LegoSBProductionz]

431st like

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us" ~ Gandalf

[@Beau-Bo]

@@philosophy_bot4171wise bot

[@williamwoosleyiv6150]

I was thinking the same thing. Him leaping over the bat and catching it was awesome LOL

[@tastefulsubstance]

That "OH" on the punch catch is pure gold 🤣🤣🤣

[@keandretaylor4788]

And that "uuWAAAAH!!!!" at 1:04 was pure platinum. 😂😂😂

[@ppllovemj]

The fast parry with him still crying and the “he was about to parry me” got me crying i swear 😂😂😂

[@ibrahimconteh7843]

It's astonishing how caleb is able to make the most unique noise after getting hit, and they never sound the same😂

[@ChronoMune]

He just slaps around Caleb jr on different objects

[@AJJastrab]

Exactly bro

[@-KORAL_ZERO]

“YAEYUR” - Calebcity

[@CopperLoveAndKisses]

Bros been researching

[@amandahugankiss4110]

they are so real and painful sounding deep pain even the little hits the man is wonderful

[@Tyluhthamenace]

1:17 That switch from cowering in fear to fighting stance back to cowering, shows that this isn’t dude first time discombobulating someone. We need the lore on his backstory, Caleb!

[@boardstar7660]

Nah he just got dat dawg in him. Years of fighting game experience, solidified into *real* fighting experience. It's involuntary doe so he didn't notice.

[@kanib.]

Yes!

[@nefarious4716]

This is the funniest thing all year, thank you.

[@austingraham470]

Made me think of Elden ring lmao the parrying

[@MI_HI_]

@@boardstar7660 first thought that came to mind was Zenitsu lmao

[@imgrim391]

Bro that parry shit killed tf outa me

[@kuronblue]

1:16 the quick change killed me

[@TomCockerOfficial]

The quick move at 1:17 killed me! 😂😂😂

[@roshayredd4437]

😭😭😭

[@danielbarnes1241]

His ultra instinct was kickin in lmao

[@ViltrumiteIsRite99]

Tryna activate Witch-time and shi.

[@marshy25]

Same lol

[@Sci_pher]

When you hit the quick time button at the wrong moment 😂

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

The fight choreography alone makes this kind of sketch amazing, let alone the joke. Caleb really do be the best fighting himself actor

[@TeeheeX23]

Could you explain de Joke to me, I don't get it

[@Hehfg]

It's like being good at air-guitar, but actually cool.

[@lun4chi]

1:00 bro I can't... that fking scream 🤣😂

[@heromedley]

the parry bit reminded me of sekiro when you spam the parry button anticipating a hit lmao

[@grandmoffgavin8895]

Never stop doing what you're doing Caleb. Respect.

[@abdul-azeem786]

✔️

[@ExternusArmy]

bot ahh comment

[@johnnyfaiz]

that clearly was a air combo cause bill never landed till he slide

[@ultrabusterninja9424]

I was confused Cus my name is Caleb as well but remebered who I’m watching 😂

[@whoatemahdonut]

@@applecale7923or “this man needs a oscar”

[@brojuststopit1100]

1:12 that parry was about to be lethal as hell😂😂

[@JohnSmith-ii3cu]

0:53 When someone actually "slides you". Henchman #2 was pretty brave, if I saw someone get folded like that, I wouldn't go next.

[@sunwukong1279]

This gives me major Jackie Chan vibes! 😂 Dude would say “Please! I don’t want to fight!” and proceed to wipe the floor with everyone. You rock Caleb!

[@animeking1357]

Goddammit someone let Caleb make a full movie already with only himself as all the characters.

[@vibezik444]

Someone need to sponsor this man

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

It should be full stream-of- consciousness. If a plot emerges, so be it, but it isn't necessary.

[@silverrubymoon3574]

I could actually see this happening. Imagine a movie night with a Calebcity movie

[@idrc.4891]

Pretty sure he teased making a movie once idk what happened tho

[@Hope4NewDay1]

I like how Caleb was in the middle of lunch/dinner and he decided this skit needed to be made lmao

[@l.m.l8598]

“Oh, it’s that time already?”

[@TheHuskyK9]

When you get an idea for a skit, you gotta stop anything your doing and just go for it while the creative juices are flowing

[@play3r.wav.]

​@@TheHuskyK9I feel this as a musician

[@amematoi]

He was finna eat that MickeyDees

[@amematoi]

@@TheHuskyK9 fr

[@ThirtyThree-sq2ie]

0:57 That look Yellow Beanie gave his boss looked so real. LMAO. There's a lot of good acting in this skit made by one person. Also, the title had me thinking it was going to be about businessman who used to be loan sharks. A better title would be "Why loan sharks turn into regular businessmen" And lol at 1:17. The sudden switch to the fighting stance, in between cowering. Great video. Caleb just keeps getting better and better.

[@Indolthir]

Oh, gosh, thank you for mentioning the title thing. You're completely right, I didn't get the title until I read your comment!

[@noahkim2069]

hey i just wanted to let you know that your content is really great and makes a lot of people smile and laugh, including me. ive been going through a rough few months and your sketches make me feel better about it. thank you and keep it up!

[@Truly_That_Guy]

The scream he let out when his punch got caught is killing me 😭 1:02

[@amansson2151]

If Charles and Bean were on steroids.

[@CKdunno]

Wahaaaaaa 😂😂Lol

[@mcalkis5771]

Let's all appreciate how this man manages to have impressive choreographed fight scenes with himself.

[@captaingomez849]

Meanwhile Holleywood is throwing out fight scenes between two different people, that still suck

[@boosterprime5757]

Bruh, you're fight scenes have consistently been getting better. So well done! 💯

[@UnitK7]

That parry animation. Golden.

[@tamtam21801]

Caleb can make anything look funny and intimidating at the same time.

[@bensoncheung2801]

444th 👍

[@FrenzyOptic93.]

I really love his videos, bro makes the funniest contant

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" ~ Shakespeare

[@fusiontoa18]

@@philosophy_bot4171 cool bot

[@Exsol300]

The way he's begging for more time while simultaneously kicking the other dude's ass killed me 😂

[@arcpegasus2002]

Pleeeese!!! PUHLEEEEEEZZZ!!!!

[@mosby985]

I was WHEEEEEEEZING

[@TheNeilBlack]

My fantheory is he's terrified of hurting people. He has all this power, but he's afraid of it.

[@theender9928]

0:54 Bro why did he sound like Muscle Man? 😂🤣😂🤣

[@BlackPantherKev]

That arm break dawg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@keandretaylor4788]

Don't forget that "uuWAAAAH!!!!" at 1:04 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cptncutleg]

That parry stance killed me bro. Literally sent me to the morgue. He broke every bone in my body and I am sending this as my last action.

[@huoshewu]

You shouldn't have tried to laugh at him...he will parry on instinct.

[@DkBananasplit]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NiqqiKing69]

Caleb is the only one who could make anime fights look natural with only him.

[@lambert_030]

0-0

[@sillybob9689]

What do you mean only him? I saw dozen dudes all with natural acting.

[@lambert_030]

@@NiqqiKing69 (-)) v (-))

[@TheRlzzardOfOz]

he means ONLY him as in its only one of him and no other actors@@sillybob9689

[@hijous]

Caleb pay a lot of money for hiring more actor

[@smilemore4534]

Dude hopping over the couch with slides on took me out 😂 💀

[@daboirod07]

The delivery of “Get Up Bill” out of the side of his mouth while retreating.

[@YourGenericToaster]

That reflex-parry was absolutely hilarious 😭😭 And the generic gangster accent was absolutely on point. A masterpiece from Caleb as always💯💯.

[@brambleblaster]

The expression he makes at 1:02 is golden. This man’s comedic timing and creativity is unmatched I swear.

[@puggyclock]

THE SOUND HE MAKES🤣🤣

[@irick1832]

@@puggyclock o

[@salvadormuro7346]

And the wahhhahhhh 😂

[@mrmcharg1061]

I cracked up

[@thearkhamknight2267]

the most anime thing

[@XexonSama]

caleb will never not have me gasping for air at every video

[@lotuscat3173]

The whole delivery and acting is top entertainment "Yeah no he was about to parry me" is the funniest contextualized sentence i've heard on a skit

[@Housesider]

That pre-timed parry input that whiffed which still scared the attacker was god-tier lmao 😭

[@confidant105]

Bro really pressed that Drive Parry

[@chupitolepame5357]

Everything on this is perfect, the main character shy yet lethal personality, the rag doll poses, the facial expressions of the bad guys, 10/10

[@Naokarma]

A master of his craft.

[@beantz]

That's Caleb for you

[@Mew-Studios]

Its fun to watch his old skits and his new ones and see how talented he has gotten with acting over the years.

[@rachelboyd5820]

“How am I supposed to come back empty handed” classic line 😭😭

[@Ayana-LTLA]

0:52 That slide had me rolling 😂

[@unwantedaccount4404]

He got beat so bad his shoes said " we don't claim him" and dipped.😂

[@LolTheKings]

​@@unwantedaccount4404 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spippy8522]

bro slid in the yamcha pose

[@AlijahBFitness]

That parry got me. 😂He is like Zenitsu if he was overpowered while still awake.

[@Thatdragonboy09]

“Yeah no… He was just about to parry me.” That got me.

[@gwamhurt]

Calebs scream as Yellow hats elbow gets broken is the most hilarious thing.

[@toddhoward5555]

Masterful even 😂

[@MikeyPworLD]

I'm still screaming laughing at that part til this day 😂😂😂😂😂

[@t-rex1959]

Bro really activated his Batman Instincts on them

[@gaamer]

I feel like your talent just spiked in this video! Perfect camera angles, positioning, timing, everything. Awesome stuff.

[@raphael474]

The part where he was testing his reaction 1:16 had me dead 😂

[@joe2k20]

Caleb is honestly a pretty good actor

[@lukechapin5563]

And he only uses himself for all of his videos.

[@the.n.1]

@@lukechapin5563why are you making it sound like he isn't making a penny off of this

[@theeyeofmango]

​@@the.n.1what are you smoking to think that's even close to what he said?

[@the.n.1]

@@theeyeofmango bro the plug was stirring things up

[@aminulhussain2277]

​@@the.n.1 Braindead.

[@YorkJonhson]

The way the first guy crumbled and slid across the floor about had me in tears.

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

Caleb has gotten a lot better at fighting himself.

[@user-uz8hn3mv3k]

Bill’s torso is facing the wrong direction. He not getting up😂😂 1:24

[@jettaeschroff6924]

holy shit what an eye for detail dude wow

[@monsieurbush]

We can see the pain

[@betagear7549]

Maybe his legs are twisted.

[@bastillefrancois4486]

I love how they went from "Take his legs" to "He was about to parry me"

[@ArcfangGaming]

I have literally rewatched this video every day since it's release because it's just too damn good

[@Sprite207]

Bro was about to get parried Ken Style Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

Such catharsis to finally see the victim fight back, yet still stay harmed mentally xD

[@plutopow3885]

Skyler white breaking bad

[@RodimusPrime29]

That slide across the floor had me crying!!! 🤣 Poor Bill lol

[@notdrizzy865]

The way he switched to his fighting stance when he got closer 😂

[@ozone20rulez]

Dude the kung fu pose that signalled he was ready to parry was hella sick.

[@michaelman957]

Top tier! The body language as they pop up, jump the couch as though they live there, the dialogue, all tight and well choreographed. And then the twist hits and it's all even tighter. One of your best.

[@whotheo4878]

Now I wish the guy behind the coach was laying on it with a blanket covering him, before dramatically throwing it to stand up

[@almightyj6508]

you can really tell how much caleb had improved at making videos lmao ive been watching him since vine days and every video after that has been so original and hilarious give this man an oscar 👏🏽

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

Its amazing how much actually goes into these yet its one guy!

[@banjofroggu]

I love how he was pleading for one more week while beating Bill’s ass 😂😂

[@queenofpents3442]

Bill look like he down forever 🤣🤣

[@sev1011]

A rare moment where my reactions were 🤣and 😂. Holy shit, Caleb dodging the bat, beating the shit out of the goons, and breaking an arm while yelling "JuSt OnE mOrE WeEk! PlEaSe!". Best fucking skit so far.

[@taekfute]

Caleb is a true genius those little details truly make the whole skit lol that 01:14 test Parry was the straw that broke the camels back I'm laughing so hard my cheeks hurt! Thank you man 😂

[@bigslurp288]

Bro i swear that part made my day 😂😂😂

[@chaosart7597]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bilobolygregsmith270]

The "camel's" back or the "caleb's" back?

[@DONKINDONUTS]

The cower-cancelled kung-fu parry had me laughing so hard 😂

[@gamingspacejblizy3820]

bro this video category is random asf 😂😂😂😂i love it

[@issamohamed8738]

“Make it 3 months without any interest” 😂

[@Zeolocke]

I gotta say that was not what i was expecting Caleb never fails to subvert my expectations 😂

[@Someguy23412]

0:47 bro hitting him with the ultimate buy 1 get one free combo

[@themaniac7508]

Calebs delivery at the “Take his leg bill.” line Was absolutely 🐐🐐🐐🐐

[@alexg7472]

.50 speed ....the detail,the expressions....wow I just can't....how is he one person???!!

[@poke9763]

The way he immediately switch to his fighting stance then back when the loan shark attempted to strike him sent me rolling bro 😂😂😂

[@HeisenbergFam]

Caleb trained decades just to beat the shit out of villains, respect

[@seventeen777]

Caleb's ability to defeat Caleb is unmatched

[@johnnyfaiz]

all i heard was wombo combo

[@PowerKnowing]

Have I seen you before?

[@impressme4026]

​@powerbunker yes this dude has been everywhere, the new Justin Y. and someguywithoutamustache

[@Zarroxius]

@@impressme4026The formula is buy a YT channel, name it something iconic and then bot comments literally everywhere