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@theywillkillyou9 ай бұрын
Which job do you think you could successfully pull off while being drunk?
@tamekadavis66419 ай бұрын
Security guard
@proanimaluver64879 ай бұрын
Wine tester
@cali.girllivinnnevada89 ай бұрын
Bar tender 🥃
@lareneandpipsqueeksully9 ай бұрын
I worked for the US Postal Service, in the 1980’s, we would go to the bar for lunch. I wonder to this day how the mail was sorted when we were drunk? 🤔🤔🤔 We were never questioned or challenged, tells you how management must have been the same!😂 I retired/disabled because my drunk postmaster thought it a good idea to come to the post office while was working and tried to rape me! He was to drunk!😂😂 My successful lawsuit did not sober him, he sexually assaulted two other female employees, after paying them off, the postmaster was allowed to retire full pay! Now he and his wife own a liquor store drinking up the profits 😂😂
@gmamah95599 ай бұрын
I'm retired from healthcare. You'd be shocked.
@josephp.87789 ай бұрын
My man, that was an excellent Kentucky accent. Love your channel very entertaining, when nurses go wrong is always funny nurses are crazy as hell in my experience
@jeremywilliams51419 ай бұрын
I've listened to Maegan Hall's interview and it sounds to me that she's trying to turn this into a #MeToo situation, claiming that she's the victim. She is trying to throw the department under the bus, saying that she was pressured into having relations with those cops, the majority of them being African-American. But she is no victim. She's just as guilty as everyone else. And what's baffling is her husband is not filing for divorce. He's being played for a fool and yet he's staying by his wife's side. Maegan Hall is trifling.
@ray74199 ай бұрын
I agree 100%. I live just a couple miles from there and it was a huge scandal here. People couldn’t believe he stayed with her. It was definitely consensual. They have since sold their home and moved far away from here.
@jeremywilliams51419 ай бұрын
@@ray7419 I'll tell you this: the husband's a better man than I would have been. I'd have been out of this marriage.
@ray74199 ай бұрын
@@jeremywilliams5141no doubt, I’d have been gone within a few minutes of finding out. And made sure that SHE would pay for the divorce.
@ashleyw61609 ай бұрын
@@ray7419Hey me too!!! I grew up in Smyrna lol. And I agree, there's no way I'd stay with someone doing all that...🤢
@helenawarsinnak9 ай бұрын
I absolutely agree!! SHE IS UTTERLY DISGUSTING!! 🤮
@cali.girllivinnnevada89 ай бұрын
When LIVING IN YOUR CAR 🚘🥷 goes wrong…….
@gelenamccain18489 ай бұрын
I love how Carl has come into his own, his accentuations on videos is so good 👏👏keep it up ❤️❤️
@ValValiantThor2169 ай бұрын
😂😂 at the beginning, I can't handle the exaggerated voice... I can't stop laughing
@jasonmagno52209 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@leonbowen65679 ай бұрын
Carl im super digging your enthusiasm in your narrations it adds humor i dig it luv you man never miss a video truth be known i cant wait and look forward to every video sometimes i even go back and look at some ive seen a dozen times.I truly am glad i ran across your channel ever how many years ago its been now.Truly truly appreciate your hard work on bringing us great entertainment thanks my friend🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
@stefanforrer25739 ай бұрын
i'm the exact opposite.... it annoys me and it distracts from what is actually being told and the random emphasis on some things aswell as the splicing of multiple takes doesn't help either... makes the whole thing sound mechanical
@leonbowen65679 ай бұрын
@@stefanforrer2573 I get it brother to each his own you know
@sheilacosby82659 ай бұрын
Me too
@jp.dlamini9 ай бұрын
calm down Leon!
@ashleyw61609 ай бұрын
10:59 As a Tennessean, that accent was spot on & had me cackling lol 😂😂
@CourtneyReese89119 ай бұрын
I was about to comment the same thing. I was impressed as a Tennessee boy, myself.
@jenitadriver20247 ай бұрын
Accused of "HAVING RELATIONS WHILE ON DUTY!"😂😂😂😂 I love how he sounds while doing these countdowns
@traybern9 ай бұрын
GANG BANG COPPERS! Sounds like the NEXT Law and Order series.
@kllurfrnds9 ай бұрын
i think everyone who has worked in customer service wishes they could punch a particularly terrible customer 😂
@TheMetalwolf777779 ай бұрын
Lmfao I haven't seen one of your videos in a little while but hearing you raise your voice and annoyances great and makes it feel so human
@bettinamitchell35359 ай бұрын
15:12 Now here's “When Managers Go Wrong”. When Community Services Go Wrong.
@seandelap85879 ай бұрын
When making up false allegations about someone goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When voicing your opinion(s) goes wrong 😮
@melvingaines14469 ай бұрын
2 years of house arrest for beating someone to death is crazzzzzy dawg. who tf allowed this. but u can get 12 years of prison for weed. make it make sense maneee
@IrelandFyre9 ай бұрын
And have you seen how a single pill is an automatic felony? People doing harmful things to their own bodies is apparently WAY WORSE than doing harm to someone else's. Anything that will make people feel "a sense of euphoria" and not completely depressed and malleable is not acceptable...
@ramsfan5159 ай бұрын
It is amazing how much Amanda Steele looks like Nicole Sniadecki in some of the pictures you used! They could almost be twins if she didn't look different in the police mug shot.
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When children’s TV shows/companies go wrong 📺
@stevenjohnson87369 ай бұрын
when lanlord and tenant goes wrong
@poliltinktink53439 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣......That was the GREATEST British accent, doing a hillbilly southern accent I've ever heard!!!! 😆😆😆
@Lisa-en2xt9 ай бұрын
Maybe could you do when contracting goes wrong? Like Painters or Plumbers or any blue collar job?
@Lisa-en2xt9 ай бұрын
I absolutely 💯 LOVE the way Carl narrates 😂😂😂
@elvinwitherspoon62939 ай бұрын
Where TF were these female teachers when I was a kid 😅😅😅😂😂
@ethelchanda54939 ай бұрын
When Jail Escaping Goes Wrong 😂😂
@christopherprisco86906 ай бұрын
19 yr old girl: "I've never felt love for someone in such a short period of time.." She'll be questioning the existence of love before she knows it🤣
@mommarissa4209 ай бұрын
When music festivals/ concerts go wrong!!
@-AMYLYNN-9 ай бұрын
When Demolitions go wrong Or when steel mills go wrong
@RiVer-Parish9 ай бұрын
"When small altercations go Wrong?"
@cali.girllivinnnevada89 ай бұрын
When BEING NOSY/NOT MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS 🤫 goes wrong……
@OriginalStrudel9 ай бұрын
When going on a hike goes wrong.
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When documentaries go wrong 📼
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When being in debt goes wrong pt 2 💸
@RiVer-Parish9 ай бұрын
"When getting fired goes Wrong?"
@cali.girllivinnnevada89 ай бұрын
When LIVING WITH REGRETS 😞 goes wrong……
@MrRez8089 ай бұрын
Meagan Hall was a real trooper
@AlexRising_7 ай бұрын
I am deeply amused by “one portion of the retter lead” bc it reminds me this is a human VA and not AI
@lford23376 ай бұрын
When Plumbers Go Wrong! Would love to see
@cali.girllivinnnevada89 ай бұрын
When SMALL BUSINESSES 📉💸 go wrong……
@daniellesanders66189 ай бұрын
The husband "'PILED' HIM WITH ALCOHOL"?? 😂😂😂😂
@josephparker30339 ай бұрын
That voice could make anything sound ominous! :-)
@barbie66959 ай бұрын
Carl showing off now 😂😂😂
@AnarchySolsticeV29 ай бұрын
When GOING TO SCHOOL goes WRONG!
@noneyabusiness94419 ай бұрын
The number one you showed a picture of a lady that was arrested for driving drunk for an interview at a sheriff office.. and then back-and-forth with the actual teacher that had relations with students.
@Lisa-en2xt9 ай бұрын
I can do anything Drunk LOL😂 That's what they all say!😂
@wesmartyn38296 ай бұрын
That had to be best wedding ever. Hah. So cool.
@kimnotkimberly19 ай бұрын
Hey the one around 14:30, the last one on the list of when mixing Business & Pleasure is showing the wrong person. At least 1 article had the right picture but the face of the lady who drove to a sheriff's office for an interview while drunk keeps popping up. And as for the question of: Which job do I think I could pull off while being drunk? My former customer service job. I'm not going to name the company, but their was a reason why I had a total burn out from there. Their standards have been going down for years, even after I left. As long as the business of making money is not hindered, and head office is happy, anything else that would be considered you know, quality and anything remotely good for their employees, not really their thing.
@jenniferalexander54239 ай бұрын
Good catch!
@DEADG6D9 ай бұрын
When moving furniture goes wrong. Mane i dun seen some shit so i know there is a videos worth of tales out there
@niki123bxd9 ай бұрын
when a flood goes wrong
@JamieCowan-cc5xc9 ай бұрын
When uncovering government top secrets goes wrong😮😮😮😮
@billgoslin63349 ай бұрын
The story of corey pujols.......when i heard he got 0 prison time i literally shouted WOOHOO!
@devantes7649 ай бұрын
When home improvement go wrong
@devanrankins8169 ай бұрын
While on duuutyyyy 😂 legend
@deacondawg14169 ай бұрын
White Supremacist looks like Hank Hills dad
@racquelreacts9 ай бұрын
I love this channel
@seandelap85879 ай бұрын
When DIY goes wrong
@Fluffy-Fluffy9 ай бұрын
nooooo not now lol. I have to DIY some wood that has rot in it, it doesn't sound too hard so I can do it all myself. But I do need to stand on a little ladder, so I would like to wait until I gor that job done so I won't get featured on it 😂
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When scams/MLM schemes go wrong 📧
@-AMYLYNN-9 ай бұрын
That's a good one!
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
@@-AMYLYNN- thanks!
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When daylight saving(s) goes wrong 🕰
@TheJcris879 ай бұрын
They were only playing "undercover stakeout" with each other. She was the van is all.
@CandiceVidito9 ай бұрын
When SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS goes wrong When RICH PEOPLE goes wrong When DRAG RACES goes wrong When BUSINESSES goes wrong When DELIVERIES goes wrong
@Rollacoastertycoon9 ай бұрын
When drag kids go wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
We’re part of the problem! 😅😂 Still love these 😅
@jutiansmith56899 ай бұрын
Fascinating stuff
@christopherprisco86906 ай бұрын
I love your southern accent! Splendid!
@borobinson70059 ай бұрын
Hows come the Amanda Katherine Steele has a pic of Nicole Sniadecki are you tryna pull a World List on us or just an editing mistake 😹
@The-Ent1ty9 ай бұрын
When cheating... GOES WRONG
@pawetllc12089 ай бұрын
Jedediah needs to stand by his iron! Just pick the iron up when it’s feeling down… hold it tight and rub it hard on that shirt..lmao!
@tamekadavis66419 ай бұрын
When county jails goes wrong.
@pyr3x8499 ай бұрын
Lame 😒
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
@@pyr3x849 what the lame response 🙄
@densmore20119 ай бұрын
Okay I don't know why y'all are saying that's lame cuz I can name several crazy ass stories that have happened in county jails so I am for county jails gone wrong! Also you could totally make a series out of it and do several different county jails from like different states or something or maybe do county jails in the most dangerous states or the most dangerous cities cuz those are the ones that will have the most crazy stuff happening probably. But then small town jails can be kind of crazy too lol
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
@@densmore2011 I wasn’t calling the suggestion lame. I was calling the first responder, who was calling the suggestion lame, lame
@brutalbeautyandthebirds9 ай бұрын
Mr man..did you have to add that accent to Jeddah's boss's voice hahaha
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When going to the dentist goes wrong pt 3 🦷
@franklinparker94559 ай бұрын
When living with your siblings goes wrong
@theHedgex19 ай бұрын
You got to love it when you just decide not to have sex with somebody and get accused of being gay for it. There's a reason why you're not at Target for somebody's sexual progress and it's not because that person's gay or not.
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When HOAs go wrong 🏘
@CuriousGoodsJessica9 ай бұрын
I tried to watch this in the AM but it showed it was 6 seconds long & showed played already, I'm glad I'm gonna get to see it now & it'll be more interesting since it's nighttime 😉
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
When gamer rage goes wrong 🎮🤬
@piromero22479 ай бұрын
When business trips go wrong 🙃
@aprilgoff5839 ай бұрын
When camping goes wrong
@sweetsnbigpockets9 ай бұрын
When rv living goes wrong
@unsladd9 ай бұрын
Wait... The substitute teacher had to register for having sex with an adult? The dude was 18... Contrast that to the teacher that WAS sleeping with underage boys. This teacher got a slap on the wrist... Make it make sense...
@kaimerager61469 ай бұрын
When Light Pollution Goes Wrong
@lanajohnson21009 ай бұрын
When loving you goes wrong.
@megslynnandrade9 ай бұрын
When tiktok challenges go wrong.
@ZenoSsj4Hero9 ай бұрын
I can’t think of a time when they didn’t go wrong
@joshthemediocre78249 ай бұрын
Haha Carl that white guy voice is pretty funny...
@lesilemccravy51729 ай бұрын
11:04 😂
@angelalane13079 ай бұрын
Meagan Hall! Baby, I understand the inclination, but you gon have to get yourself under control, Girl!
@J.WILLIAMS8069 ай бұрын
Man, I tell you what, if you and the guy from Doorbell News could narrate a video together that would be awesome!!!!
@poliltinktink53439 ай бұрын
Man...All my teachers were old grandmas named Gertrude....🤨
@ITIsFunnyDamnIT9 ай бұрын
Same. Where were all the hot sexy teachers?
@Seasidecc954379 ай бұрын
“He’s more of a man than I am “
@mawile24689 ай бұрын
When burning bridges goes wrong
@KarynUens-bz5zp9 ай бұрын
WHEN GHOST HUNTING OR HUNTING CRYPTIDS GOES WRONG. WHEN LOOKING FOR LONG LOST RELATIVES GOES WRONG.
@lindinle7 ай бұрын
14:27 "at her huuu---"
@thesunisjealous3699 ай бұрын
When USA keeps giving other countries billions of dollars goes wrong
@lc29629 ай бұрын
@11:00 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tasosdiaforetico73779 ай бұрын
While on duty😮 uuu wat!!!
@lindinle7 ай бұрын
8:43 sometimes life writes it own jokes.
@johnparker18539 ай бұрын
That Golsby chick getting 16 months is a bit much.
@izzojoseph29 ай бұрын
The only thing I can think as to why Jedidiah, the cop, stayed with his wife, is because he’s thinking she’s an addict… or he’s a simp, either way, I feel for the dude, it’s a tough road
@antonkovalenko3649 ай бұрын
Hall must have pics of her husband in flagrante delicto with a goat or something. I can't fathom any other reason for him to continue carrying that burden.
@Fluffy-Fluffy9 ай бұрын
When overly dramatic voiceovers go wrong 😏
@janedoe-hq9vn9 ай бұрын
Who goes to an interview intoxicated? I hope she got some help....
@janedoe-hq9vn9 ай бұрын
I know someone who used to work at a detention center and it was said that a nurse there, had the hots for an inmate and he would see her in private by complaining of chest pain, and she'd take him out of his cell, to the infirmary and give him an EKG. However, in reality, they'd have sex in there (this happened several times) and she ended up getting PREGNANT with his baby. His Mom/family, lived in the area and he had her meet his mom. I guess she kept the baby and they stayed together. I heard she was terminated though.
@CmonDudes9 ай бұрын
Corey Pujols should have gotten a lighter sentence, that old racist dude was being so hateful. I think he deserved it.
@peterhulse10649 ай бұрын
when I was 18 I would've thought I won the lottery if an attractive older gal wanted me.