When Exotic Dancers Go Wrong

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[@theywillkillyou]

Would you give your mother- or father-in-law a lapdance for $10,000 in return?

[@laurahooper7609]

Ewww absolutely not. Not even for $1,000,000,000

[@leonbowen6567]

In a New York minute!!!!

[@rebeccawilder941]

@@leonbowen6567 the first ff

[@leonbowen6567]

When animal control goes wrong or when "earhussling " goes wrong

[@RGTFLA85]

Nope!

[@katim2644]

I was a dancer for 15 years and could tell you some stories! All kindsa' crazy (filed under 'it seemed like a good idea at the time'!).Bill Mahar told the funniest joke once, He said that the Colombian government was trying to get farmers to switch their cocaine crops to bananas and chrysanthemum flowers. He then said, "Ya, have you ever tried to lure a stripper to your hotel room with a chrysanthemum and a banana?" LOVE that joke!

[@danholm4952]

I blame the spineless men more than the gals! Jezz....Git spines insecure men! Im 62 now and alone. however had 2 gals in the past that were 8's or more! As at one time I was good lookin... Just sayin... I git mostly rural ugly dudes that never git good lookin gals? Its hard Brandon....

[@gingersnapps]

Me too I worked from the age of 18 till 33 at a gentleman's club as a cocktail waitress and bartender and could write a book about the crazy stories while working there!

[@manicmode]

If you wrote a book about everything oh boy! I would love to read it!

[@ToeKnife166]

Sad

[@TehBoaz]

I died laughing when Carl said "The crevice of their buttocks!" in a shocked voice 🤣

[@shethingsd]

I was checking for this comment and I almost spit out my drink

[@leonbowen6567]

Dude the way those old men were stretching in their wheel chairs to get a look at the stripper is freaking priceless!!!!!!

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When CROOKED COPS 👮🏼‍♂️ or JOINING A PRISON GANG ☠️ goes wrong…….

[@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13]

Been done..

[@pingpong3311]

​@@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13Part II

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

@@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13 I searched and couldn’t find anything on either subject. So if you find it, then I’ll ask for a part 2. Till then…..

[@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13]

@@cali.girllivinnnevada8 Do you like crystal yoga meditation?? 😚

[@Mimi-wg7ph]

Those are rough 23 & 28 years olds! Damn!

[@johnscheetz968]

If overuse of makeup was a crime, these women would be serving life sentences.

[@keithfaulk1354]

lol 😂

[@bri_guy508]

The girl grace (the second story) has a messed up story. She was rambling on about girls being trafficked all over the country, and herself was in Ohio but was from Georgia. Then her pimp shows up and says hes her "keeper" and the cops dont even blink an eye.

[@jerseymarley]

Oh wow that’s crazy

[@stanford-nf4jk]

@Brian-420 Add to that the fact that they didn’t have a female officer help her out of her peed jeans and into a jumpsuit or something else made the situation even worse! Oh, and the pimp was a woman. Grace said she’d had alcohol with her ‘trick’, indicating that she was acting as an escort and most likely NOT of her own free will.

[@sarahalbers5555]

Poor woman.

[@AllINeedIsMascara]

Olivia Bennet talked about that incident on Joseline cabaret. She was thankful that the family didn’t want her to get a harass sentence but help. Now she doesn’t drink after that situation.

[@emg.9246]

That’s a lie. She still drinks heavily. Welp at least on the show she does

[@sarahalbers5555]

She got off easy

[@megsley]

right out of college, i ended up moving in with a stripper (i needed a room and she had an extra room in her apartment). she seemed relatively sane when i first met her, but once i was living there i saw the real woman. she would stay up all night drinking etc then when i would get up for my 8-5 desk job id have to clean up after her dog because nobody took him out for morning poopies. she was dating a man older than my father, while also bringing younger dudes around to hook up with when the old guy wasnt around. she had all sorts of weird people coming in and out of the apartment at all hours. after a few months, i had the opportunity to move out to a better situation and i took it! sometimes i think about her and hope shes doing okay cause she was really out of control and struggling with mental health issues.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When LIVING or SLEEPING IN YOUR CAR 🚘💤 goes wrong…….

[@doom_wrx]

When Passing Gas Goes Wrong

[@ramsfan515]

If you and your siblings start off in Florida, heading to Mexico and end up getting caught in Colorado, you probably should have included a cousin who could read a map.

[@ashleyd6393]

When "at home care" goes wrong!!!

[@blueghost2933]

When Hiring an Au Pairs Go wrong

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When DINE & DASHING 🏃🏽🍽️ goes wrong…….

[@seandelap8587]

Its best not to lend someone that much momey if they can't pay it back

[@princezgeekchic3690]

I wouldn't give my in laws a lap dance for any kind of compensation. It's hard to believe anyone would lol

[@Boogazi2988]

So you would do it for free, wow, that is very noble, lucky in-laws 😂

[@seandelap8587]

When not paying attention goes wrong

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When BINGO 🤑 or KARAOKE NIGHT 🎤 goes wrong…….

[@Canadiangrl77]

Potatoes will get you everytime 😂😂😂

[@JuLayLeeBee]

Not Holiday from Joseline’s Cabaret 🤣

[@gingersnapps]

So the exotic dancers from La Coochie lol brilliant!😂😂

[@ashleyd6393]

When "taking your work home" goes wrong!!!!

[@sundaysundaesundaaay6424]

When falling asleep goes wrong.

[@seandelap8587]

When sailing against the wind goes wrong

[@seandelap8587]

She should have got a lot more than that for a hit and run she's despicable

[@TheJcris87]

Most irresponsible demographic coddled by a system that lets them act like perpetual children.

[@sarahalbers5555]

Agreed. I wonder if he got anything in terms of an insurance settlement.

[@krystalchavez7334]

#4 the Wales Wish brand exotic dancer story had me crying laughing 😂

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY 🐑🖤 goes wrong……

[@sheriffjbunnell2392]

If a lap dancer bites your junk, just leave a yelp review.

[@TeddyLovesAxl]

✋🏻🛑😂

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

I feel like the viral video of someones shameful behavior for all the world to judge and observe, may be more effective in encouraging change than the jail cell these days!

[@janecooper2383]

WE EFFING LOVE YOU TOO 💞!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS MY FRIENDS!!! XOXOXOXOXO 🥰

[@vaklemptone4444]

Lacoochie!!!😂😂 how appropriate!

[@EmperorNerox]

When bouncers or body guards go wrong!😅

[@angelalane1307]

🎵🎶 Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol 🎶🎵

[@niki123bxd]

When driving in the wrong direction down a one way street goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

I’m still surprised people can be that stupid….😅

[@LongJohnLiver]

Man this brings back memories. Was a bouncer at strip clubs for a good 15 years. Great money but yeesh, the drama was constant.

[@bpo1975]

When Hot Lesbian Lap Dances Go Wrong.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When ACTING LIKE A JACK-A** 🫏 goes wrong……

[@rotwylyte6858]

That would be a very long video 😅

[@angelalane1307]

They'll let anyone strip, i guess. 😬

[@RiVer-Parish]

"When drinking on the job goes Wrong?"

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Congrats on the shoutout 🎉

[@RiVer-Parish]

​@@ZenoSsj4Herothank ya

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

@@RiVer-Parish you’re welcome 👍🏼

[@Mr.Know-It-All-Day]

When church service goes wrong.

[@normajeancaballero7959]

To answer the question...NO!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@gingersnapps]

Ok so bingo and exotic dancing ....what an interesting idea !

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When voicing your opinion(s) goes wrong 😮 When HOAs go wrong 🏘 When strict parents go wrong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 When scams/MLM schemes go wrong 📧 When daylight saving(s) goes wrong 🕰 When documentaries go wrong 📼 When going to the dentist goes wrong pt 3 🦷 When being in debt goes wrong pt 2 💸 When children’s TV shows/companies go wrong 📺 When gamer rage goes wrong 🎮🤬

[@mvb88]

You get canceled if you voice your opinion.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

@@mvb88 yep

[@Areyasatisfied1]

That Boston cop one is sooo crazy

[@jamifitz]

Spoonamore's was embarrassing to me even !! Wow 😂😂😂

[@CandiceVidito]

When FAKING HOMELESSNESS goes wrong When BEING DRAMATIC goes wrong When SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS goes wrong When RICH PEOPLE goes wrong When ONE SIDED CRUSHES goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Hello friend 😊. Still think these are awesome lol

[@CandiceVidito]

@@ZenoSsj4Hero Hello 😊

[@kristinarobinson5277]

The one sided crush, while it was along the same lines, it was on the Jenny Jones show, the guy had a crush on his straight co worker, the show had the guy and a girl sitting on the stage and brought the unexpected guy out, he thought it was the girl who has the crush on him, but then was informed it was his male coworker, and I believe a few days later he ended up killing the guy.

[@shethingsd]

That's exactly correct about the Jenny Jones show

[@kristinarobinson5277]

@@shethingsd sad situation

[@ronberg2024]

They got crotch biting skrippers now ? Is nothing sacred 😂😅

[@Boogazi2988]

When witchcraft goes wrong.

[@kaimerager6146]

When Electric Bicycles Go Wrong

[@jameswilson4916]

Wait, so that grace chick got arrested for going through a green light? More information is needed on that.

[@natashka1982]

She went through the light and slammed into a car in front of her

[@angelalane1307]

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig, Olivia.

[@MrDman21]

These girls really are gone wild 😆

[@rebeccawilder941]

Thank you for all your ôu

[@seandelap8587]

When eating out of date food goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When has that gone right? 😅😂

[@lisapizza6494]

Chubby emu

[@jo-annfat-bricks2471]

Most of these Strippers will put this video in their Resume.

[@michelleolsen8394]

Have you done When catfishing goes wrong

[@OriginalStrudel]

When Halloween goes wrong.

[@tamekadavis6641]

When Halloween parties👻🎃 goes wrong.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

I second this 😂

[@gingersnapps]

The guy who was a stand in for Fabio...reminds me of when Danny Deveto was hired to strip for the Bachelorette party on Friends but in real life it isnt funny ! Well wasn't funny for him , i think its hilarious!

[@dhambone825919]

I don't think the device that makes sure you're not drinking in your personal vehicle is a cash grab. My dui was not alcohol related, and they still wanted me to use one. I can be as high as I want and drive. I didn't buy could've. I had a buddy who was an alcoholic who had one in his car. He just had others blow into it for him. Inter-lok system I believe is called

[@dhambone825919]

Forgive me, I do think it's a cash grab.

[@sarahalbers5555]

Yeah, I had a girlfriend who had gotten a few DUIs. She went to a few classes and did have to get the interlock on her car. No prob,just got someone to blow for her. This isn't really too hard to figure out....

[@jbhenderson7497]

When beaches go wrong

[@kellyshomemadekitchen]

Happy Sunday my TWKY peeps 💙

[@theperson4yearsago565]

Iloveu

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Happy Sunday 😊❤

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

Happy Sunday bestie ❤

[@kalvinlabuik3366]

Dominatrix Femdoms went wrong

[@bobbarass]

When the Caribbean goes wrong

[@all4one5]

When shooting at the police goes wrong

[@ashleyd6393]

When "jealous friends" go wrong!!!

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

Good one lol

[@ashleyd6393]

@@ZenoSsj4Hero 😂🩷

[@jbanks1525]

When the family pet GO WRONG

[@angelalane1307]

My daughter danced for 2 nights. She couldn't stand it. It's the only time she ever tried coke, just to get the courage up. Never again.

[@IziziRecord]

Hi ❤can you do when nail spa goes wrong 😑

[@jenniferofholliston5426]

So, KZbin makes you omit the i from strip? Who is that protecting, and how? (I know you don’t make the rules, and they don’t tell you what the rules are)

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When LIVING LIFE WITHOUT REGRETS 😑 goes wrong…….

[@AnarchySolsticeV2]

When Going to School Goes Wrong

[@theperson4yearsago565]

LuvU

[@AnarchySolsticeV2]

You love me?

[@theperson4yearsago565]

@@AnarchySolsticeV2 yesn't

[@AnarchySolsticeV2]

????

[@thedayzgod]

knew wild stuff happened at the foxy but damn crazy to see a place i have been many times on a list like this and the girls there are always so hott

[@vmorris5536]

When Preachers go wrong!

[@Wolf_ShiKari_Scoria]

When following your friends/copy cats gone wrong!!!!🙈🙉🙊

[@briankingakaspud2546]

When golfing goes wrong

[@homersimpsonsfatguyhat9541]

Harassment with a bodily substance 😭

[@lopres]

1:30 shows a Silver one. It’s just the internet. Hard to find what your looking for I guess. 😜

[@kristinarobinson5277]

At around 13:22 the story of the four women who shot the man who fixed their tire is horrible, but the funny part is the police officer's name is Cpt Morgan

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

Hello true crime lovers! May you all remember you are truly important to this lifes story! ♥️ Never truly alone

[@EmperorNerox]

What ? Come on over n keep me company baby. 😅. We can talk about the first thing that comes up 😊

[@Mr.Know-It-All-Day]

Ok.🙄 I can dig it🤷🏾‍♂️

[@butchs2337]

a cop driving a BMW that cop should be investgated

[@bakerman42]

When gang members in the military goes wrong.

[@montimiller2743]

They should name this ~"If you want to Live a Long Life, Steer Clear of Exotic Workers/Strip Clubs/Adult Entertainers!!!~

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD 🧚🏻‍♂️ goes wrong…….

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

If only I could live in the Pokémon World 😅

[@TeddyLovesAxl]

You really have some great ideas! ❤

[@desperateambrose5373]

Arson: Crime brûlée

[@kattieSkyNinja13]

No way that cop got any punishment....cops are so crooked!!!!

[@stitch3935]

I didn't know They Will Kill You says who requested each topic in the middle of their videos, like in 14:47, because I haven't really watched their videos too long.

[@kevinn4038]

Obviously Charles Barkey was right about the women in San Antonio. Yikes.

[@grumpysnail81]

"Revealing the crevasse of their BUTTOCKS"😆😆😆😆😆

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

No. I’ll never do a lap dance again…..

[@KingDuumb]

When Clergy goes wrong???

[@rlj615]

29:50 2 years for a fake gun? I can understand the law for that type of fake gun but he didnt use it to threaten anybody with it. They should gave him a year of probation. If he did use it to threaten people, I can understand.

[@cyberfiretiger5825]

I need to get my car 🚙 park in work

[@FloridaCatholicGuy]

Jasmine Clifford is a hero and should be given a medal for saving people’s lives.

[@Mini_Manic_Mike]

When weird fetishes go wrong

[@ssuuss539]

I am Sus who dare summon me?

[@iznbrgwhite421]

When do exotic dancers go right?!? They are broken and can't be fixed. Just a fuse waiting to be lit..

[@sinnful3194]

😂