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[@daltonturner1467]

Texas casually 1v1s Mexico 😂

[@KaitenKenbu]

*Again

[@juanguerrero9128]

Worst first strike out of this simulation. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Noobixm-GGD]

Hawaii: 🗿🍿 Alaska: 🗿🍿 Caribbean States: 🗿🍿 Pacific Atoll Islands: 🗿🍿

[@ericfuchs123]

Louisiana with some serious border gore, conquering the west coast through the Oklahoma panhandle.

[@golonawailus4312]

Gerrymandering instinct

[@kaiserblood6880]

American Union states for the win. EVERY MAN A KING

[@alecedgerly1277]

Y’all ever been to Louisiana? No way in hell they could pull that off lol.

[@fireblazenotbulgaria3053]

Nah we’d win

[@Michael-uc2pn]

​@@alecedgerly1277 seriously I was surprised when they managed to take over the Southeast. They're one of the poorest states in the southeast, and that's an achievement. I'm assuming the game doesn't mirror real world military base/force locations though, because I was really surprised when Georgia gotten eaten in like two seconds. They've got multiple major military bases, the largest national guard force in the region, one of the busiest ports, busiest airport in the world.... They don't call it the empire state of the South for no reason.

[@schonnj]

1: I'm surprised ANYONE could defeat Florida. 2: When Ontario unintentionally handed the north to NY I knew it was over.

[@Distress.]

Right I don't think the AI knows how to take advantage of the peninsula

[@alexrator7674]

I still wonder how the hell do they live with square borders

[@mehmettekin7208]

Lol

[@michaelerlanger2797]

We live in a constant state of anxiety because of it. We love our straight lines and tectonics messes with that.

[@Grandman122]

If you've been to the locations where majority of the square borders are you would understand. It's literally a stretch of flat land that is larger than almost every European country by 100s of square miles then split into like 4 to 5 square like state. In fact quite interestingly during the colonization of the central United States, European immigrants would suffer something called prairie madness. These immigrants came from usually mountainous to at least hilly regions and had never seen such vast flat lands. And I can personally confirm this cuz growing up in the Eastern United States mountains and then go into the Midwest it's creepily flat😂

[@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul]

@@Grandman122Also squares made it easier to sell the land

[@thelovewizard8954]

Because of primitive surveying techniques, Colorado actually has something like 600 sides.

[@loganicfilms1388]

Watching Ohio eat my state was horrible to watch.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

You and me both, at least New York avenged this slight

[@tremedar]

I honestly thought this was going to become the meme: It's all Ohio?

[@loganicfilms1388]

@@tremedar No. just actual pain.

[@FiniMations]

@@tremedarIt almost was, if it won the war against New York it would have been

[@Yuki_Ika7]

As a citizen of Ohio all my life I love it!

[@alanraptor1306]

“Somehow New York returned”

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Louisiana snaked so hard in this game that their name is where British Columbia should be. Truly, the work of a madman! Huey Long, perhaps?

[@SubLordHawk]

Was that really "Banana Republic"? 😂

[@ryanoglesbee1075]

Banana Republic -or the New York City judicial system. Trump 2024

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@ryanoglesbee1075It must be hard for you to live with a brain that small

[@DaVoltaire]

​@@ryanoglesbee1075 Trump Prison 2024, amirite?

[@ryanoglesbee1075]

@@DaVoltaire yes yes. Blah blah. And when the court of appeals finds him not guilty, and says that charges should have never even been pursued on this private citizen without due cause, you folks will start the rioting, the looting, calling for the constitution to be rewritten to further your liberal agenda, etc. You leftists are so close to creating a rebellion against the Union it would be entertaining if it wasn't so real.

[@christophercaldwell192]

1: Reestablish Louisiana Territory 2: Find Napoleon And ask him to buy it back 3: Escape Anglophones

[@xemnas9098]

Yes, a descendant of Napoleon because I don’t think Macron will buy.

[@redskyee]

Seeing my state get devoured in the first 7 seconds was disappointing

[@theap0killyp1k2]

The worst possible timeline: New York expanding.

[@thenotorious_kermito4416]

Huey Long would shed a tear of joy with how crazy big Louisiana's borders got in game.

[@aidenbooksmith2351]

Louisiana putting the Louisiana in the Louisiana purchase

[@christophercaldwell192]

As an Okie while I mourn the loss of our brief but glorious empire, I'm glad it was Louisiana that ultimately took us out and not Texas

[@tyrelljohnson1122]

Lol true

[@noahdoyle6780]

"Poor Indiana, so far from God so close to Illinois and Ohio." *New York has entered the chat* "Shit."

[@LadyWarmachine]

Rocky Mountains and Mississippi River showing why geography in warfare matters.

[@GerugoWasTaken]

Never been more proud to be a New Yorker, I guess we are the Empire State after all

[@johnappleseed9290]

NY with one of the most strictest gun laws in the country this would have to be more of a military intervention in favor of the state of New York. If this was a civilian war with no military intervention the southern states would put all the blue dem states with strict gun laws on their knees.

[@aceplayerp312]

The north will always win aganist the south, red belly loser​@johnappleseed9290

[@dizzypukas8410]

Texican republic😂

[@alexrator7674]

Alaska: 🍿

[@manuelpellegrini2705]

The Caribbean countries:🍿

[@hailexiao2770]

Cuba: military parades all day, every day

[@The_whales]

And also Hawaii

[@akkoismydaughter3573]

Bahamas: hold my 🍺 alaska

[@frMan-oc9ke]

The funny part is New York growing that big when everyone is leaving

[@pro-socialsociopath769]

It doesn't matter where they try to leave to - New York will reach them.

[@rustyshackleford234]

Dang Texas last a LOT longer than I thought it would. Usually it dies within the first 2 seconds in these state battles. But I guess having Mexico really helped it.

[@Chris-je9fe]

Texas hard to invade. Every citizen have 2 gun

[@dylanheckert8148]

Correction we became the Rio Grande empire lol

[@xemnas9098]

Texas even gained territory south of the Rio Grande, they’re like ‘That’s for the Alamo and Goliad.’

[@alexarr1959]

I mean if this was realistic either texas or California would win lol.

[@TheNightOwl11683]

​@@alexarr1959California nor New York should have stood a chance. Texas has way more guns. I'm more surprised by Louisiana taking over so much before losing to Texas. I would have expected Florida to do that.

[@StoopidAnimul]

Lol @ Louisiana waging war against California by trucking armies through the Oklahoma panhandle.

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

I'm guessing the Oklahoma panhandle in this universe is a grand impenetrable bastion that covers the whole area and is specifically used to safely bridge armed forces through.

[@jacksteele3028]

Georgia got backstabbed by Alabama, S. Carolina, N. Carolina, and Florida 😢. Still, at least it wasn’t Tennessee. Those damnable river thieves

[@havenwichelns5278]

New York would lose so hard, so early on lmao They'd just be tied up with New Jersey, everybody vs. everybody over a fuckin chopped cheese

[@ScrubbaDubDub]

Of course Oregon of all states becomes a socialist republic...

[@BabyBugBug]

LOL I said the same 😅

[@ReformedSooner24]

Thank you Portland very cool lmao

[@Erik_Ochoa013]

As a Californian, I’m surprised CA lasted that long tbh

[@Andrew.96]

California has the most military personnel in the country. They should’ve lasted longer!🇺🇸

[@corundum6821]

Surprised Louisiana did that well

[@vossejongk]

dont underestimate rednecks with hunting rifles :P

[@Hadeopelago]

I really wanted Louisiana to win just because of how crazy their antics on the west coast were

[@pungkutspapowinisumpuvtuku195]

How can New York be on top if they don’t have any guns

[@MenAreNotOk]

Lmao we got mad guns buddy come check us out. Criminals and regular citizens

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

They just equip their cabs with barbed wire bumpers and go to town I guess. Also they have the TMNT and the Avengers on their side so yeah.

[@mikicerise6250]

Cuba be like: If I don't say anything, maybe they'll just forget I'm here?

[@midastouch4456]

Most elegant version of “the ants go marching one by one” I’ve heard to date

[@dimas3829]

Lmao, I just played Rio Grande in Old World BLues. Nice.

[@Rpoti27]

As a Washingtonian, at least we were better than Idaho and Oregon

[@masonperhach195]

I love that Croithi-Illinois never gave in💪😂

[@MechaFerret]

Illinoisan here!

[@gerardograjeda5928]

Definitivamente el territorio mexicano dio las batallas más duras sin importar el bando

[@navybr0wnie]

Let’s go Texas!

[@tavitafish]

I love how until Louisiana gets involved the Oregon civil war is just a stale mate over oc

[@GeneralSmitty91]

Vermont and CT fell faster than Luxembourg

[@k3w1b3an5]

Louisiana wreckin shop.

[@kotafy4655]

New York looked at everywhere else and thought: “y’all wilin’”

[@josephbardouche3687]

Hawaii is just enjoying the show

[@xv_thedevil]

Canada becomes New York, Texas becomes Mexico and Colorado stays where nobody cares to go 😂😈

[@picivyvortac2641]

Lol the Louisiana spread is wild.

[@gamefox120]

All hail Louisiana!!! Our roads may be shit but we have invincible gumbombs and creole cannons!!!!

[@nickwoodfin2690]

I now give you the state anthem of my people: *70s music* I Love New York (repeat 3 times) There isn't another like it. No matter where you go. And nobody can compare it. It's win and place and show. New York is special. New York is different cause there's no place else on earth quite like New York and that's why I Love New York. (repeat 3 times)

[@TristanWintle]

Ontario my beloved, you fought well 😌

[@griffinfisher5421]

It’s pretty cool that Little Dixie is a thing, as a Missourian our history is very interesting. I wonder why other states don’t have sections like that though, there is definitely areas with more of a independent movement than Little Dixie

[@beaub152]

Never heard of it before, I'm from STL area

[@Saria-io5fx]

Is this going back in time or moving forward?

[@shuvelstone1331]

Damn, was hoping on texas there

[@quorke]

I was rooting for Texas the entire time. That quick ending damn near brought upon a bout of depression.

[@Margaret-wy3xy]

Arkansas just said: Ozarks, ARKANSAS

[@akkoismydaughter3573]

Gosh damn 1 second and my state already out im out too

[@benmorgan6649]

Which mod is this?

[@juliocesarfeitosa8438]

Cuba: Peace.... It's good

[@flyingsquirrell6953]

Seeing my home state win makes me feel very hapoy

[@AndreW-yn7ux]

Indiana the last republic to fall never talked about but always needed

[@lorenzog7811]

Coming to an America near you very soon.

[@GryffindorScholar]

Given how New York went fucking nuclear the way it did after its triumph against Ontario I was honestly impressed they held out as long as they did! In a side note does anybody know what was going on with how the territory colors seemed to get brighter and dimmer every so often? What was up with that?

[@juicebox9871]

The texas ai made it so weird by not winning vs Oklahoma

[@staytongordon8416]

Very intresting video. The real key to the whole situation in reality would be the control of resources. Oil, electricity, coal, metal ore being the most important. Armed citizens helps sure but its not going to be the deciding factor of who take over who. Texas is well positioned because of its significant control of crude oil in north American, plus it has more than 50% of the countries' refineries. Plus, it has its own independent power grid. Ohio, combined with the northeast, would be a real problem. If they got the Dakotas, it would turn the whole thing in their favor probably. But if texas was able to take NM and Oklahoma. They would more than likely combined with the rest of the southern states, and that would be a wrap. They would hold the line against the north, take mexico and its production capability, and then slowly and painfully over power the north. Plus, having huge and well developed ports would be a big deal, which texas also has as well as all the costal souther states, alowing for quck and efficient movment of supplies from Mexico and ofther states to the front lines

[@thenerd5992]

The Empire Nation

[@ethanfuller1509]

Colorodo popped off

[@dr.clubby547]

what mod is this

[@SabbatarianCalvinist]

Pretty funny to see how stubborn the Houston area was at resisting Louisiana takeover. Austin, San Antonio, and Houston gave the hardest battles and of course DFW fell quickly lol.

[@user-jh4sx6cl5i]

He 100% set Luisland to win I swear LOLOLOL

[@davidyates327]

What is the simulation thing used

[@2narfel]

Based, ain't no way Florida going out like that

[@justmike9556]

Glad to see I'd still be safe where I am in NY.

[@jacobscanlon9311]

No way in hell Louisiana is would take OK, I think people forget over 2/3’s of the nations ammunition is stored there 😂

[@americanfirst913]

No shot Missouri and Kansas fall that fast. Especially to fkn Oklahoma 😂

[@DallasBaldys]

That makes me mad about Wisconsin losing to Minnesota like that no way!

[@lenux21]

The states with huge cities would get annihilated by any state around it that has more mountains and higher populations that hunt

[@Saria-io5fx]

I'm impressed that Colorado stood as one of the remaining states for a while, too bad New York took over

[@Austinb0614]

What mod is this?

[@ManiaGin]

North America divded

[@TheVZizzle]

Thousand year Hoosiereich!!!

[@valcan321]

Truely the darkest future.

[@mikesmnell414]

Mississippi… What happened? Where was the comeback?

[@approachingtarget.4503]

I am rooting for the states with the most gun owners,farmers, and clean water.

[@RAVINIAN_NATIONALIST]

go new york go new york go

[@joshuamueller3206]

Of course Ohio conquered Michigan. How is Louisiana still around? Texas: welcome back Mexico. Mexico: but you left us. Texas: I know. Louisiana: fumbles game in the last quarter. New York FTW.

[@Phaeton-gu2so]

No way could Ohio take out Michigan that quickly. The UP alone is not even approachable from the South. They would be forced to go through Indiana, Wisconsin, and Ilinois. Nonsense map.

[@yasirwesley5406]

What is this based off of?

[@sillymesilly]

Is this mod? Of can you have this option in hoi4?

[@ManiaGin]

This is a mod

[@Lord-Phantom]

Why have you split Michigan?

[@In.Gy.]

All hail the glorious Banana Empire!

[@Arc_5]

civil war+

[@shaundunn4250]

Capture the rust belt, you have a good 75% of manufacturing, that’s why Ohio did so good

[@TehJohnny2004]

Nebraska lasted longer than I thought it would

[@bigbadchevy6707]

I feel as if this was made solely based off estimates of the amount of people that live in each state.... cause no way california or new york would make it as long as they did.

[@gigaus0]

Yeah that's about right

[@KhaosInbound]

Soon as Ohio took over all of Michigan, I knew this was some bs😂

[@boom3169]

What the fuck Louisiana, did their army get lost on the way or something?

[@TimAdams-gq5gg]

When I saw Florida got taken and Ohio I cried 😢

[@niklass1641]

We all knew it would be New York vs. Texas in the end...

[@OctavioBorgia]

Rio Grande!!

[@Arcticwind-xw6qg]

Republic of New York sounds cool!

[@CameronTheCrusader]

Central America? Oh you mean Texas

[@ilikefire0]

Lol Idaho would not be taken that quick

[@dr.clubby547]

beats me

[@joemama1831]

Georgia didn’t last 10 seconds 😭 come on at least we have Atlanta

[@MenAreNotOk]

New York go hard