No time to proof watch bout to stream tomb raider come join me there hope the video came out crispy clean like laundry from mama house! Salute to yall my beautiful and intelligent audience!
@ryanpatterson44786 жыл бұрын
Lockdown 23and1 i watched a couple of old boys videos and he lost a lot of fights so I think the boxing match will go in your favor lol....yall are both in VA, tht shd really happen if he has a problem.... that dude is a f****** dork
@io12x6 жыл бұрын
lol, all good, .. great one! yep, those game twists, lol .. just ‘cruisin for a bruisin’ Awesome on your newest, available custom items (was going to ask you if you had such available); been planning out several designs for awhile, & got some interesting piecework I’d like for you to customize/create in the future, .. for a full scale overhaul/renovation.
@io12x6 жыл бұрын
lol .. regarding twisted-gaming, reminds me of that saying - ‘it’s all shtz n giggles; until someone .. giggles n shtz’ .. uh-oh, there yah go! rotfl 😆
@Nataleew16 жыл бұрын
Whens the next time you streaming cod or remasterd ill come join u thanks
@blackhatter19806 жыл бұрын
Hi josh just want to first say thanks for your content, always a joy to watch all the way from sunny England. Ive done a lot of prison myself but prison in the UK is whole lot different to the states. Can you do a video on the differences between state prison and federal prison would be most grateful keep up the good work kindest regards adam
@joshkretzer31606 жыл бұрын
Your the realest youtuber out there man. Respect.
@getsomvlogs84466 жыл бұрын
Almost 100k brother loving the videos...be at 500k before you know it
@damiensimmons25043 жыл бұрын
563k now
@esotericknowledge1116 ай бұрын
@@damiensimmons2504 808K NOW AS OF 2024 SUMMER
@coolguyxoxo6 жыл бұрын
You got them story telling chops...great content bro.
@andrewrairigh25866 жыл бұрын
In 30 years they gonna be calling you Ol Deaf
@po16196 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.. pencil pop ✏️.. I forgot about that game!!! Great video, its all fun and games till someone gets hurt
@dankmheems2905 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the dude threw the poolball wide and it knocked out the senior dude. Also, best magic trick ever, I woulda got suspect right away tho lol.
@gleenfales6 жыл бұрын
Every since this guy on parole got a job at Wendys with me, he would talk to me about all the shit he went through and everything bout his life before. We became pretty tight because we were very alike and I helped him out with a bunch of stuff while he wass on parole and probation. But it just made me be more open to people and their experiences good or bad. There's always a lesson, and I just hate when people think ex-convicts are only trouble and you should just avoid them. In reality if they did a lot of time, had no problems, and aren't mentally unstable a majority will have gained knowledge by reading up on books constantly stuck in there. Some things and stories my homie told me about taught me certain things and gave me a new perspective on anything. Sorry, for that wall of text but these videos are the exact same feeling. There is so much wisdom and accumulated knowledge that you put to good use and use to better you and your family. Obviously wouldn't be as successful as you are unlesss you use the knowledge given to you well and focus on bettering yourself. Ok sorry thats long
@Danhey-o3y6 жыл бұрын
You my friend are a realist
@reneiscool223 жыл бұрын
Did he ever touch your junie cakes 🎂
@tomwatson24306 жыл бұрын
Love this guy!, I’m from Britain and I don’t think I would last a month in a USA pen!. You have a great family and your videos are entertaining and you give people a lot of great advice! ,respect my friend and it’s good to see you doing positive things with your life,
@dust45464 жыл бұрын
Lock it dowwwnnn bro!Haha much love man
@sepheroth7036 жыл бұрын
You are by far the best story teller I've come across. I listen to your videos while at work like it's a podcast. You keep me rolling all day long. I did 3 yrs in Texas and seen some funny and crazy stuff daily. Keep up the good work.
@gregorytoddsmith97446 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school a group of guys that were in came to our school on an educational mission. I was in a psych class and we met with them in a round table type setting. It went so well that we ended up taking a field trip to their house. The girls too. Probably would never happen these days and had serious opposition then. I will never forget these men. They showed us a place we never wanted to be. They also showed us that thay still had something to give. And not just license plates. Somewhere I still have pictures of some of them. Chills me to think some of them never left alive. One of my classmates left that day with a license plate with his name on it under his coat. We all left that house with a better understanding and a better chance at a successful life. Thanks for taking me back there. Maybe your vids will impact a youth in this positive way.
@bradadezus6 жыл бұрын
This guys stories are the shit. his memory is just unreal and detailed you can just see it happening
@thedragking25246 жыл бұрын
It all fun and games till someone touches your junnie cake
@derrickwhitlock67816 жыл бұрын
the zodiac ass cheeks lmao
@lockdown23and16 жыл бұрын
Haha but cheeks
@refusefntk6 жыл бұрын
Cheek Bustin'
@jacobcarro11125 жыл бұрын
FeTurn To Christ and forsake your sins
@michaelharris11676 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves so much more subs
@zaugg38926 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much your videos entertain me man, your get me crying laughing 😂. Your videos don't seem edited a hundred times and they feel real.
@TheOnlyJay_S6 жыл бұрын
I love hearing these stories lol the most random crazy things seem to happen in jail from what I hear almost just like life on the outside
@javierambrocio86534 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on work out games like "deck of pain "
@tankmaster10186 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! For some reason, I could picture perfectly the way you described fights over Chess games as starting. I can just imagine the sound of a table flipping and chess pieces flying everywhere, and knowing a fight was happening without even having to look up!
@Glenn_Sweden2 ай бұрын
The echo effect back when this one was shot, was ridiculous. Great that he has stepped up his YT game since then...
@TheDarquon6 жыл бұрын
I get your message , respect others, make the best out of what you have, other inmates are acquaintances so never trust anyone ever. keep laughing , its the best medicine
@sol43086 жыл бұрын
Damn i remember that shit pencil war in juvenile bootcamp
@trapjumpinlike2366 жыл бұрын
I'm the biggest green bean and probably never going to prison but still love the vids bro. Keep doing your thing. Gaining subs like crazy
@tiffanysillah40576 жыл бұрын
S/O to you and your family, all the way from TN!!!! Love your channel. I have a couple family members that have been deemed career criminals, one's in the pen now. They don't talk a great deal about what's going on in there on the phone or at visit. Just enough, and of course I understand why they don't. But your channel helps me with understanding and relating to them. Your channel helps put me in their shoes and I'm grateful for that. Pretty entertaining and you're easy on the eyes too. Salute.
@larryhernandez25776 жыл бұрын
My friend has a bar near me on the Long Island sound in New Rochelle New York, He wants to make a nautical atmosphere considering that his bar/ restaurant is near the sound. I seen your work on video and most certainly will recommend you, not guaranteed. Have a great evening death!
@jbmerritt45646 жыл бұрын
Listening to your story's brings back memories man
@jberrios81175 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂 knocked out a senior citizen... hilarious
@JohnCena-cp7oh6 жыл бұрын
Great vid man love ur content
@nflcountdown8226 жыл бұрын
Love your videos man, been watching you for months. Amazing to see you grow so much. You'll get that 100k sub plaque very soon.
@abnergarcia68376 жыл бұрын
Notification popped up i automatically stopped what i was doing and grabbed milk and cookies
@MadTight16 жыл бұрын
hahah I'll always be drinking a coffee and enjoyin a couple cookies when I watch his vids too
@Rooster75296 жыл бұрын
Once again great video this channel is legit!!
@Yungill7146 жыл бұрын
Realest cat on the tube ya dig
@limbrat54486 жыл бұрын
Heathen life! You're making a good run Brother Death. Don't slow down.
@crileymane4 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard at the q ball story
@jakemeloney95676 жыл бұрын
Why are you so entertaining brooooo??????????????
@coriecarroll90576 жыл бұрын
Another great video Death! Hope we get to see more of your family soon! Really enjoy seeing your guys interaction :) #DeathSquad #JanksterCrew #23&1Jank
@cherylgonzalez3010 Жыл бұрын
I love to hear these stories. You look as though you can see it happening while your telling it as if you are there at that momen,. Laughter, sadness, rage, its all there. You have a very expressive face. Ask your wife id bet she sees it. That's how she knows how your feeling without asking.😉 I've been told i have tje same kind of face. Never exactly knew what they wre talking about.🤔 Until i saw the same type of face. Yours! ROFL 😂Thank You for your time.the stories are so interesting❤
@claibornevideo5 жыл бұрын
The Shooting Pool story was funny Bro!! he hit the old man with a body shot and knocked him out.....that was too funny!! Man you need to have your own TV Show Bro!!
@Kidmma7 ай бұрын
I would have been good ol jr commenting immediately. ‘My god is my witness, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!’
@BudMcSmokeYo5 жыл бұрын
Salute back to ya dude. Much love & respect from Cincinnati Ohio. Where Kush is @ reggie prices!
@ruslankozodoy48986 жыл бұрын
He was real quick. “I never got into that.” Too funny
@falseshepherd-4905 жыл бұрын
I saw someone get stabbed over chess. In the high school library. Didn't play for a few years after that.
@speculesgorgoth40553 жыл бұрын
Ohhh art??? You do art I'd love to see it. This is a great vid as always this info is priceless sir ty. prison classes. You could get a phd . Hm maybe there should be such a thing. Ty
@itszayy66285 жыл бұрын
Card trick had me cryingg😂😂😂😂
@jasonbuck489 Жыл бұрын
"Holster that Jammy up in that Jank"!!......... ?????? Ahhhh Hahahaha!... Thats funny as Hell!..........
@daynablackwell58856 жыл бұрын
When I was in elementary school in Detroit, we used to play pencil war. They had a different name for it though; they called it 'breaks'. I've never heard anyone else mention it before. lol
@brandonadams38575 жыл бұрын
I stuck a pencil into my own leg and yes it leaves a pretty big lead scar when you do that
@nobodyspecial10804 жыл бұрын
A very productive experiment bud
@oscarvasquez65424 жыл бұрын
Sounds about white lol
@Jchill19916 жыл бұрын
What Death called Pencil Wars was called Pencil Pop back in my Elementary School days. LOL
@PrincessZoeyElla6 жыл бұрын
Weak when you said “Dude was awesome... at pool” bro how you said it 😂😂
@getmoneyfukhoes13816 жыл бұрын
Aye man touch and move.....YOU TOUCH THAT SHIT U MOVE THAT SHIT lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HyprRPMxr6 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! I didn't know that they did pencil wars in the system! Crazy. Our public school ran out of pencils from that back in the day. You gotta be quick with your thumb to cheat at that game.
@UDrewHendersonU4 жыл бұрын
Teasing gets old. I’m with you.
@eej1983able2 жыл бұрын
Hubby's friend stabbed him in the leg with a pen in high school as a joke 😂😂 damn not even in a jail setting
@saipelet116 жыл бұрын
14:05 is that a ghost ? 😨😨😨😨 (pay attention to the right side of the screen yo) Ayyye Death i must be trippin lol
@recoverywithrah6 жыл бұрын
didnt see this just wrote the same thing, it looks like its a thing givin a middle finger on both ends... if you followed for a while he actually caught some paranormal activity in his old crib on his other mic.
@dchavezseven1nina3996 жыл бұрын
@@recoverywithrah in another one of his videos there's a pip can behind him and it moves by itseld
@peterj68026 жыл бұрын
It's a tree branch out of the window
@limitlesspotential78056 жыл бұрын
It could have been but I doubt it tbh too many coincidences for it to be
@Mikecrosoft99x6 жыл бұрын
That card trick had me dying laughing 😂😂😂 * soon as he goes down to pick up the card.. BOOOM!!! Smack him right on the head with the deck of cards* LMAO
@sandsmine5 жыл бұрын
ive only been in the drunk tank here in the uk, about 13 times. its not nice waking in an old Victorian tiled cell
@mikecausby7335 жыл бұрын
I love watching that card trick
@blackhatter19806 жыл бұрын
Hi josh just want to first say thanks for your content, always a joy to watch all the way from sunny England. Ive done a lot of prison myself but prison in the UK is whole lot different to the states. Can you do a video on the differences between state prison and federal prison would be most grateful keep up the good work kindest regards adam
@sykadelik4596 жыл бұрын
You got the right hat on, Wood. dope
@daveammons46156 жыл бұрын
"Better holster that jammy up in that jank haha!" 😂 Had me weak
@nobodyspecial10804 жыл бұрын
Sounds like keistering...
@PrincessMeggs36 жыл бұрын
This girl call the math teacher in juvie cuntie instead of contie and got us all on lockdown.
@josiahgreen2425 жыл бұрын
Yo homie is the Charlie Murphy of prison stories. I know these stories are serious because shit ain’t no joke in the penitentiary.. But I’m sorry this shits funny. Specially about homie that threw the ball and missed.
@sadelynn22356 жыл бұрын
Senior citizen!!!😩😂😂😃
@dankmheems2905 жыл бұрын
Knocked out by a pool ball from a dude with a bad throw hahahaha.
@MrFuckoffdipshit6 жыл бұрын
This video is a ticket to Hell. I can't stop laughing about the senior citizen in the Pitbull & Tennessee story. That makes me such a bad person. I wasn't a bad person before I watched this video.
@bradadezus6 жыл бұрын
Your fkn weird bro lol
@work4alivingwhiteman9666 жыл бұрын
DJJ in Florida. Round about 99 seen dude get Lock n socked over a spider fight. Made it to DOC when I grew up and dudes was still betting on spider fights. Shits crazy
@larryhernandez25776 жыл бұрын
That's why I stoped putting myself in a position of getting locked up over petty bull. Now I matured and live a good Godly life. I'm very happy for you. You are very intelligent and you grew up. Be grateful for a good family. I know that you are. Best wishes brother. Larry Hernandez from N.Y
@richmound51455 жыл бұрын
Old man probably thought he was being attacked and played dead after the ball hit him lol
@sanchezable3 жыл бұрын
I was in the military. And most all your stories go hand and hand. I played games and it went wrong. I’m sure in lock up my lesson would have been more extreme.
@marsjam41172 жыл бұрын
Ya think
@logandaughtrey96326 жыл бұрын
The chess piece story was hilarious.
@haywood04576 жыл бұрын
I feel you I never messed around with that gay joke sh1t and messing around. My dad told me in first grade not to do any of that sh1t and I never have. But your right, if you play around too much ppl will eventually take you for a joke
@Fonthandler6 жыл бұрын
Touch and move is deadly! I hear that! 🤣
@TheCreeperloc136 жыл бұрын
i remember that pencil break, put money down how much it takes to break.
@aarondelahaye-artist10176 жыл бұрын
I was stabbed in the hand with a pencil. Lifted it to block it and it hit the bottom joint between my middle finger and Palm. Lead has been in there for nearly 30 years
@gj_o54776 жыл бұрын
pencils dont have a lead mine , they have a graphite mine
@drebates6666 жыл бұрын
Homeboy went to medical lol hilarious
@SuperCatic5 жыл бұрын
The dots in between the monitor and poster look like a smudge on my screen and it driving me nuts
@bcreviews48706 жыл бұрын
Holster that jammy up in that jank 😂😂😂😂😂
@ClearMindMediax6 жыл бұрын
been stabbed by a pencil. Can confirm the led mark is permanent for life.
@macmane785 жыл бұрын
Body shot knocked him out 😂😂😂😂😂
@xanys17056 жыл бұрын
I was thinkin Tennessee was gnna die and some old dude got kod 😂😂
@adibee886 жыл бұрын
Shout-out to TDH! 😂😂😂 That shower shoe trash sounds like "Walk the Gauntlet" when I got back promoted in the Marine Corps! You walk thru 2 rows of senior Marines and 2 by 2 get punched or kneed, til you clear the last 2 Marines! Lol😂😂😂
@brandonadams38575 жыл бұрын
I would’ve took that shower shoe incident as disrespect and I would’ve fired on somebody too
@pauljuliano66766 жыл бұрын
Lol pittbull went to the hole, Tennessee went to the hole and homeboy went to medical loll im dead..
@jonsnor43135 жыл бұрын
Touch nd move is a very serious chess rule, regardless of in ou outside justice system. Depends on how serious you are really, but chess and move is common.
@mikayacox30356 жыл бұрын
I watch your videos everyday !
@xxcrazyeminemfanxx6 жыл бұрын
Respect bro your the man
@bradstortch81666 жыл бұрын
Great show Death
@recoverywithrah6 жыл бұрын
14:05-06 what was that by the top window/curtain is the ghost back?
@DreadheadRoberts6 жыл бұрын
My man got stabbed over a game of spades up pre release in brockridge in maryland . Shit was crazy
@pattonsgirl786 жыл бұрын
Stopped what I was doing to watch!!!
@lockdown23and16 жыл бұрын
I stopped what I was doing to reply tothis awesome comment
@kayliegraham60426 жыл бұрын
K
@paulfromh-town14376 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the 100k 🎚 matter of time FREE WORLD TIME 🕰
@xtrah8ed4life5 жыл бұрын
Did you get a playstation when locked up?
@FCK-bm6vs6 жыл бұрын
Brazil, which font did you use? Prison tattoo
@TheDarquon6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like high school for serious, no do overs no make up tests, you fail than you fail for good
@brassmonkey70036 жыл бұрын
Spades.and dice will get you messed up in jails seen it too many times
@FullyTorqued1766 жыл бұрын
chess pieces flying everywhere LOL!
@randubs12066 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOOO IDK WHY I DIED LAUGHING WHEN THAT BALL MISSED
@luisrios48706 жыл бұрын
death wat was ur first fight over...
@ProfessorxVile6 жыл бұрын
Ever see the movie "Stoic"? It's based on a true story. Some guy gets put into a cell over the weekend for sleeping on a park bench and ends up betting on a card game with his cell mates. He cleans up in the first game and takes all their cigarettes, but they want to play again and convince him to lend them some so they can buy back in. He agrees, but adds a condition that if they lose again they have to eat a tube of to toothpaste. Long story short he loses and when they tell him HE has to eat the toothpaste now he tries to back out of it...and ends up being tormented and beaten/other stuff until he pretty much goes catatonic and lets them hang him.
@chrisbraddock33666 жыл бұрын
My man death!!
@Skaz1hiphop6 жыл бұрын
chess fight ... so real
@TotalDec Жыл бұрын
"...Particular..." 10 seconds later: "...Particular..." Just joking, it's aight