When she asks if you're single (time to lie!)

[@imnobodybye236]

When you deny being a maidenless being but it fits the situation:🗿

[@darthvaydor6716]

Bro you have a thousand likes but no comments let me fix that for you

[@imnobodybye236]

🗿

[@frato21]

Put this foolish ambition to rest.

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

Hmmm. Tarnished are we? No maidens?

[@varicomp2073]

*Insert Margit voice* FOUL TARNISHED in search of the Elden ring Emboldened by the flames of ambition Someone must extinguish thy flame

[@dont_risk]

W e l l w h a t d i d i j u s t w a t c h

[@nkplayz4699]

w e h a v e n o i d e a

[@dont_risk]

@@nkplayz4699 O K @ . @

[@shaunp9592]

I m u s t b e g e t t i n g o l d 😕

[@erictheawesomest]

Art spelled with an f

[@lulabelle82]

The cringest shit someone actually went to the bother of uploading to KZbin.

[@gregoryrusch5347]

The Naruto run at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@INTERNERT]

yeah, I don’t,

[@snomisdivad]

That's the best part

[@user-bu3gp3us8q]

She a keeper 😅

[@latter-daysaintbatman2679]

Yeah I know right.

[@FreedomFinanceFun]

The best part

[@mlucas5354]

"Seriously, you're so funny" "That's what I said" 😂

[@DonJDawson]

"...can honestly say I am not in a loving relationship with anyone" lmfao

[@weterinar13]

"...you should know about..."

[@georgwinter5902]

„…because if I face the truth, I don‘t love her for a long time already anyways.“ Lying to yourself…

[@boebie5052]

Emphasis on loving. He got a relationship just not a loving one haha that how I interpreted it

[@adeled8833]

@@georgwinter5902 Thank you im not a native speaker and couldn’t understand the idea of the whole video, and this particular joke too

[@mars-jr5uu]

Hii😊

[@boosted1461]

“i thought you were my normal heterosexual girlfriend😔😡” 💀

[@AM-zh3yd]

*Naruto run*

[@Sp0il3dBR4T]

@@AM-zh3yd *Naruto run x2*

[@Improvshorts655]

​@@Sp0il3dBR4T Naruto runx3

[@walter-hartwell_white1]

@@Improvshorts655 *naruto run ×4*

[@Rabbits_Wonderland]

​@@walter-hartwell_white1 Naruto Run x 5

[@simplysteve68]

Lol the "Naruto" style of running away was hilarious. 😆😂🤣

[@user-qw5uc7fr6m]

Do people actually do that? Besides cartoon characters?

[@Arkenva]

@@user-qw5uc7fr6myes totally normal in Florida and nevada

[@evelyn1805]

Bro didn't lie when he said he wasn't in a loving relationship cos he's actually trying to escape a toxic one.

[@afolabiadebajo6489]

Great imagination!

[@jesusmartinez1358]

yes God comes first in my life,and I've have had girls showing interest in me when I was married,but I've always dodged weird anime type running people.when I want to talk to some Oddball I can always look in the mirror.everyone try to be nice to each other😅

[@johnhorchler667]

Amen 🙏

[@NihonNoMajin]

In all my life never has a woman ever asked me if I was single 😅

[@GarrettSuzak]

Good for you. You don’t want to say no because she’ll feel disqualified, and you don’t want to say yes because now you look like a dude with no options. Best bet? Say, I’m single on Thursday at 10am if you’d like to grab a coffee.

[@chronicmelancholic]

@@GarrettSuzak that's awful advice, relationship status should be honesty disclosed to anyone trying to go after you. Or just state you're not interested.

[@GarrettSuzak]

@@chronicmelancholic No chance, women will say they’re taken, yet still prostitute themselves out on social media. Women ALWAYS have a line in the water. On the same token, they will flat out lie about how many men they’ve been with. Don’t act like women are these angelic creatures; women lie about their past, men lie about their present. What I stated wasn’t even lying. It’s expressing your interest but being direct and taking the lead. You can absolutely say you’re not interested or you’re taken. The presumption is that you are interested, and giving a straight answer isn’t what she wants to hear anyway. Your solution is very NPC and leaves no mystery. Attraction doesn’t work that way.

[@chronicmelancholic]

@@GarrettSuzak man, you sound so chronically online. Literally no woman or man I know irl has ever acted that way. Stop watching Joe Rogan and go ask a nice lady out, just be honest. You'll see she's nice to be around and welcomes honesty with honesty.

[@GarrettSuzak]

@@chronicmelancholic Don’t think I’ve ever watched any full clip of Joe Rogan, but anyhow. I keep my options open, don’t worry about me. And they’re beautiful people with good hearts. There’s nothing dishonest about spelling out your interest in her in a more fairytale-like manner as opposed to “yes ma’am, I’m single.” You don’t have to be the same dull guy as everyone else, ending up in a sexless relationship doing mundane things because she’s the leader. She needs to feel like she’s competing for your attention and you have to take the reigns. Plain and simple..

[@polaricetp]

The ending literally slayed me

[@judas1523]

rip

[@mistermorgan]

omamg SLAYYY!!1!

[@SaulGoodmanTotallyReal]

Slayyy- wait, what the hell am I doing here?

[@LiaRose69]

@ Tyler Perry hiiiiii you're hilarious! 😁😅

[@Sebastian-xv1lw]

Why are you gay

[@peterDcontact]

The fact that someone pitched this to a group of people and they all agree to do it is crazy to me

[@rafaelandre3404]

I would PAY to see the bloopers from this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@indra_vrtrahan]

The naruto ninja run broke my ankles 😂 Literally didnt expect that one coming

[@doof3474]

same

[@wagner9527]

It only need the leaf village song along with lol

[@Rosetintedwater]

As a person with broken ankles, I can confirm that this was how I broke my ankles.

[@loyisobooi5040]

😂same here bro came left field

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"Literally"

[@citizenpunx]

“SINGULARLY FOCUSSED ON MY FITNESS…ABSOLUTELY” FREAKIN KING 👑 HELL YEA 👊🏼

[@pataoum]

Lemme be your 1st comment

[@brendofire2084]

I’ll be the second I guess

[@texanpink6998]

I'll be third

[@esseyberhe6524]

ig im fourth then

[@aanya._--_1]

im 5th imo

[@bertenheimer]

Bro dodged a bullet with that one 💀

[@lawrencewalston2272]

Yup!

[@SenpaiSam]

That run caught me off guard.😂

[@mmuller199]

This is nearly an "Al Jokes" level plot twist

[@algebraicgamer4522]

This doesn't come close

[@edwardsinger7644]

@@algebraicgamer4522 fair, but the Al Jokes shoutout is worth the thumb.

[@redmed10]

So they BOTH are prepared to cheat on their partners by pretending they are single without saying it.

[@pheeku6996]

Well he is not in a relationship

[@redmed10]

​@@pheeku6996 Hahahaha you missed the point of the joke. Not surprising since it's a very vague and ridiculous sketch.

[@georgwinter5902]

@@pheeku6996 no, he said he is not in a LOVING relationship. To read in between the lines: That‘s a loop hole so you can lie to yourself. Yeah, not in a loving relationship, because you don‘t love your partner for a long time already anyways.

[@ByakuyaKB]

​@@georgwinter5902 wow, eye opener, can't trust anyone at all then.

[@georgwinter5902]

@@ByakuyaKB Well, in the end, that's what trust is all about I guess. Basically you can't, but you have to find that one that proves you wrong :)

[@letsuploadfunthings]

omg, the weird running at the end.. 🤣

[@steinvonsteinberg3589]

I didn’t see that run coming I swear 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ruizen7996]

"I bet you have girls like me crawling all over you" Reality: 😭

[@joekavanagh7171]

She's the one crawling all over him

[@alessbritish228]

@The 44 Year Old Incel Interesting comment.

[@nickeni3050]

I've noticed a certain thing that when a girl says something like that, they're either interested in you or probably just find you attractive

[@seankenneth8622]

I honestly thought he was married guy but was unhappy with his wife and when she asked the *girl’s crawling all over him question,* I thought he was thinking about 3 daughters who are 5 year olds and who love their dad so much that they literally crawl and climb all over him.

[@fantasew]

​@@alessbritish228pretty sure he's being satire, plus his username. He can't be serious haha

[@idea4865]

That naruto run though.. edit: Mom im famous with just recognizing tha emote from fortnite!!

[@itssplash1671]

that what I was boutta say lol.

[@UnderscoreYTM]

that part killed me

[@amerrulazim9693]

That made me subscribed

[@troyjollimore4100]

KEEPER! LOL! 😄

[@soullessangel207]

wtf was that lmao

[@shanmukhsrikar]

That running tho 😂

[@talentunburied]

Running like a RoadRunner! Keeping Silly Alive!!! Thank you!

[@mulethedonkey2579]

Seeing a fully grown, adult in a pantsuit doing a naruto run is hilarious and endearing.

[@billrobertson5895]

Seeing a grown adult know what a Naruto run is off the top of his head is disturbing and very telling.

[@shadowling77777]

@@billrobertson5895 grown adults were children once, fool

[@billrobertson5895]

@@shadowling77777 millennials aren’t adults they are overgrown children

[@snakelegendary5602]

@@billrobertson5895 im assuming you are not a grown adult yourself then?

[@billrobertson5895]

@@snakelegendary5602 I looked it up when I saw so many comments mentioning it in an attempt to discover what people thought made this funny. Didn’t find it just another typical moronic video

[@swcomer]

Is she heterosexual or is she not? And why does the 2nd guy have the voice of a girl? This makes no sense to me, and it seems to be confusing others as well.

[@abraxastulammo9940]

Absurdly funny😂

[@cjclementine434]

THE NARUTO RUN KILLED ME I’M FUCKING DEAD AND IT’S YOUR FAULT

[@kaythekillerboy6642]

CM should really open up a tv show...this is too good😂

[@facethefaceandmore44]

Imagine going back in time before the internet was invented and explaining this video to someone

[@hopelessclown]

I don't think you could explain it to someone today.

[@M-DVD]

Well I didn't understand anything I guess I'm missing several references.

[@predwards8941]

Girl: “are you single” My brain: “yo, fuck this up”

[@PaulZukas]

His reaction makes perfect sense. If they're asking, they don't look anything like that.

[@MAC-0]

I... Didn't expect that ending whatsoever.

[@LetThatStuffGo]

The Naruto run is totally what I thought many people would do to storm Area 51 a couple of years ago... 👀😂

[@KenshinPhoenix]

A few people turned up, saw what they were up against, and just stood there 😂. Hilarious and expected outcome.

[@chichou7]

@@KenshinPhoenix really

[@KenshinPhoenix]

@@chichou7 Yeah. A handful of people were arrested from memory lol. I'm sure the story is still out there.

[@forastero54321]

The nerds are biding their time. Soon, though…soon.

[@geokon3]

"Let's see dem aliens"👽👽👽

[@turtlegamez4274]

I also love the location, they're just standing randomly on grass in a park instead of sitting on a bench or whatever. It's perfect.

[@fennec812]

I’m sick right now and chalking this one up to being a literal fever dream

[@johnhorchler667]

I'm not sick so I can not agree 😜 🤪 😅

[@AnthonyNiceGuy]

That took such a weird turn! Lol

[@V3nky_]

“Singularly focussed on Fitness” 😂😂🔥🔥 Hell yeah!!

[@Hconinja]

The plot twist was amazing!

[@mett978]

Can you explain it, please? I genuinely don't get it 😢

[@CZsWorld]

I love a twist ending

[@natescorner]

“Are you in a loving committed relationship with anyone I should know about” “I can honestly say I’m not in a loving relationship with anyone” LMFAO

[@thelittledetailscr7231]

The run is so good

[@adamgonzalez9650]

Ngl I did not expect that ending

[@leoskiii5860]

The Naruto run get me 💀😂

[@madeleineprice3556]

I spit the water out of my mouth at the end 😭 genius

[@omegaalfa321]

Even jokes became this complicated 😢😅😂

[@Bidoof_Fan7]

This feels like a fever dream. What the fuck did I just watch

[@AlexSaheli]

THE WAY THEY RAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂😂

[@ATG913]

That ending hit me out of nowhere. I don't know what's real anymore.

[@thenannycharacter]

I can honestly say, the Naruto run sold me as you guys are my kind of people 🥰

[@judasthepious1499]

please don't tell me you do that in real life..

[@thenannycharacter]

@@judasthepious1499 it's more about having so many of the same similar interests really, but for fun? On occasion 😉☺️

[@jake9854]

@@thenannycharacter wait girls actually watch Naruto?!

[@thenannycharacter]

@@jake9854 Dude, anime has been cool wayyyy before other people understood that it was cool. Gender doesn't matter

[@jake9854]

@@thenannycharacter uh gender always matters, boys n girls think differently. n they think Naruto is boring n nerdy...

[@lulkaku]

Wtf. That Naruto dash came outta nowhere. 😂😂

[@daviedood2503]

When u say ur single they say _"OMG WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU"_ like ur SUPPOSE to have a gf while asking other chicks out or whatever 🙄 it's like being single means ur no good. But if u cheat and lie, OH I WANT THAT GUY! he totally won't do the same to me IM SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT! 😃🔥

[@MartinZhel]

The best answer you can give to “are you single?” is “I’m not sure” 😀

[@frankmerker630]

Or the Pat Bateman “I don’t know. Not really”

[@glen1555]

Not now, come with me let's go for a coffee

[@DavidDenmark]

Maybe. 😂

[@user-qw5uc7fr6m]

I'll have to ask my mom

[@thehobowizard]

“I can be.”

[@Ntmoffi]

It's like someone had a dream and then made it into a short.

[@panzaonehunit]

The fucking run I can’t 😂

[@dennysuaryanto5570]

That naruto run... Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kalleousvoncheez]

The ending is gold

[@boomer2095]

Wow!,, that happened to me a couple times in my life. I tried soooo hard to be in a relationship when I was single, I jumped into relationships with the wrong girls. Then one I quit trying and relaxed and was myself, women were interested. And even though was in the wrong relationship, when a girl who I liked asked me if I was single, I stupidly said no, thinking I wanted to see where this went, and thought I might get laid. But because I initially lied at first, I finally told her the truth I hadn’t broken up yet and she dumped me

[@alecjordan6100]

Would be absolutely hilarious if I wasn’t madly confused by the ending

[@richardquito5050]

😂😂😂 lol this channels skits are actually funny

[@anthonybaskette1708]

I’m going to say one thing. Based on the way she ran, he dodged a bullet right there.

[@enlightened7master]

If anything, the run is a positive, so you do not know what you are talking about. It is the fact that she was in an exclusive relationship, though that is stating the obvious.

[@colton88]

@@enlightened7master what…

[@thedude-nf1uf]

He understands the concept of a higher power. Chad energy

[@chichou7]

indeed

[@Ryoga-Oneesan]

I could never get over with that Naruto run.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scribble9431]

That damned twist at the end. 😂

[@ganbaruruu42]

The Naruto run 😭

[@roastedmarshmallows4859]

When women ask “are you single?” That typically means she has a fat friend that has a “great personality” she wants to introduce you to

[@fcaspergerrainman]

Being an Asian guy, never have that problem of girl approaching me or ask any questions like that, but is a good thing, I can focus on bettering myself

[@Queeze101]

There's so much to process.

[@someone-tw3kd]

Tht goofy ahh run at the end 💀💀

[@u1caa]

goofy ahh 2016 run💀💀

[@PanicLedisko]

@@u1caa2016?? lol

[@ItCantGetAnyWorse]

My brain continues to rot. His video gets a thumbs up.

[@Michal235]

You got my interest with this short.

[@PerfectPEDOFILE]

lol the run 😂

[@stephendowersakasupersteve5652]

The Naruto run at the end 😂

[@LOL10060]

The last bit when they started running and the way they started running was priceless & LOL 😂

[@Impassive_Bru]

Omg this person is going to make it big

[@AdamFishkin]

The ending of this thing broke my ability to form thoughts. It's like "uhhm ......... what?"

[@2380knight]

"that's what i said" lmfao

[@z34rk79]

The stare when she goes "okay" 👁👁

[@pantsonfire2216]

That Naruto run just got you a sub. Well done

[@everinghall8622]

Whatever you do, don't tell her you have a wife and 4 kids. You will never get rid of her

[@SoundsSilver]

Why? Women like a man who has kids?

[@Ritchie472]

Tend to chase what they can't have.

[@user-qw5uc7fr6m]

And Don't! wear a ring!

[@kubetail12]

@@SoundsSilverBecause being married is a huge stamp of approval to other women than your relationship material or you are safe to be around. It makes sense but it’s a little dumb.

[@alanhoffman-mp2es]

She doesn't know how beautiful she is... Down to earth sincere and a Life Long PARTNER...😮😮😮 Richard Harrow's Partn😢😢😢

[@siddhantbachal]

The Naruto run at the and had me 😂

[@danielz1666]

I don't get what the "joke" is supposed to be. Is he ashamed to tell her he's single or does he not want to tell her he's in a relationship?

[@zissler1]

He just socially awkward.

[@shaolin1derpalm]

No he's avoiding admitting he has a gf.

[@mett978]

​@@shaolin1derpalm Can you help explain the ending, please? Why did her bf (who sounded like a girl) come in and is the repetition of "heterosexual" significant?

[@TheSeptacle]

I didn’t understand the ending. What was that?

[@ZacharyBob]

they subverted expectations then did the naruto run which is from an anime

[@krishantaneja8316]

Naruto run

[@TheSeptacle]

I got that it was a Naruto run, I just didn’t understand why they did it

[@digitalis2977]

​@@TheSeptacle Apparently this is what passes for Comedy these days...

[@mildsoup8978]

Yeah I don't get it either

[@your_local_multistan]

Not the naruto run 💀

[@otisgreer8429]

Whoever put this together must be having a reeeaaaaallll slow day.

[@dogelife7901]

Alright internet let's get you back to bed, you've done enough for today.

[@aaravdalmia2362]

How many times have you watched this? Me: yes

[@8BitDeadlift]

Naruto run had me rolling 🤣 😂

[@NA-ud6qm]

They had me in the first half, ngl.

[@toshikiyoshida103]

Never let them know your next move😉

[@MuffinEnjoyer]

I don't understand what the hell was that

[@user-qw5uc7fr6m]

Am I single? Why no. I am the Borg, one of many. My first order is to neutralize all threats. Resistance is futile.

[@spencercorpuz]

Can anyone please explain this entire video lol

[@midnightshade32]

Seriously. I don't get it

[@tylertyndal3423]

*inhales* Wut

[@yeahrightbear8883]

When you try for a plot twist but it doesn't land as hard as you'd like.

[@floydmills8963]

The ending is freaking awesome 👍

[@K1yo_0]

The Waffle House has found its new host

[@johnniethepom7545]

They are both made for each other .

[@Clanikk]

the run got me off guard im dyingg

[@kylelacey8036]

I love her gorgeous reaction