When Strippers Go Wrong

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[@theywillkillyou]

For a month, would you rather work as an exotic dancer in a seedy night club OR alone at a research station in Antarctica?

[@MrAsherDeist]

Research in Antarctica

[@ronattamurray142]

Alone at a research station in Antarctica

[@RayRayJr.]

Research Station. I'm not a people person.

[@burseyb]

Work at a seedy night club

[@MamazitaCole]

1000% Antarctica. Not even a question. Lol & I live in AZ 🌵 I don’t care if I die from the hot to cold switch. 🧊 better than being groped. 🤮 just my own opinion.. no offense to anyone that dances ✨

[@amandabourke796]

I think that the nursing home should be applauded for hiring a stripper!! Those are adult men (It didn't say if women were there) who probably were beyond thrilled to have an exotic dancer giving them lap dances! People often forget that elderly people are still people, with feelings and thoughts just like other adults. There was nothing wrong with a little legal fun!

[@kellyshomemadekitchen]

I agree, men are men no matter how old they are

[@paradisealivegames2403]

She *may* have gone overboard, but still I agree. It's old school dudes getting old school love

[@tumslucks9781]

What happens if the patrons get over exited and expire at the sight of those pendulous breasts heaving all over the place?

[@stucook8622]

​@@tumslucks9781 Best way to go

[@Geminivixenchelly]

​@@tumslucks9781 then they would have died a happy man.. imo

[@aybecca9558]

An adult model and exotic dancer who lives in a place called Lacoochie? You can't make this stuff up 😭😂

[@lazarus8018]

There was a guy whose front initials and last name were A Wiener,vand he pretty much thought with his.

[@gojosgirl6487]

I was at work and I almost lost it when he said that! I had to rewind it to make sure I heard it right!

[@42calking53]

Who went on a bonnie and Clyde robbery spree with her chomo brothers strange!

[@sassysarina9718]

🤣🤣🤣

[@allenhaywood9608]

@@gojosgirl6487 stripping?

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

Dancer at a senior home? 100% approved tbh if you lived that long you deserve a bit of a show from someone being paid consensually :)

[@SnowFamilyOf4]

Right! They were happy, win win all around 😉

[@amandah2866]

I agree! I'm pretty confused as to why that was an issue.

[@cherryblossoms85]

If anything it would get them more residents in hopes to seeing another stripper! Nothing wrong with that.

[@scoper7897]

thats disgusting!! absolutely NOT okay...... SMH my head

[@Sniperboy5551]

I’m glad that most people haven’t lost their goddamn minds, I totally agree with you.

[@ghostwaterjones5187]

Those old fellas were clearly enjoying the show 😂

[@alexarsenault77]

Yah what's wrong with that I would love that

[@offgridatheist0160]

I'm sure they're just traumatized!! 😅😅- kassey

[@9Dingir]

Exactly let the old men live too

[@monicahyland8641]

A great video would be when old folks homes go wrong,, any hands 🙌

[@texas2079]

@@monicahyland8641 -- Hahaha.. That would be a good one.

[@VeVee07]

When it comes to strippers visiting the elderly I think it's wonderful! Let them have their fun they only have so much more time left on this Earth!

[@theill3stgoblinking693]

What if they get a heart attack

[@VeVee07]

@@theill3stgoblinking693 then at least they were enjoying themselves

[@theill3stgoblinking693]

@@VeVee07 true die a happy man

[@lazarus8018]

@@theill3stgoblinking693 If I were to get a heart attack, I'd rather it be from that than waking up to find myself in a strange and unfamiliar place.

[@lavanderwilliams111]

They should have a m/f couple to entertain everyone. ( Later that night, loud moaning coming from every other room 😂

[@repetemyname842]

Strippers and nursing homes should be a common thing.

[@andyafrikaner93]

😆😅

[@iAmMarcellus]

Yooo number 4 🤣🤣🤣. That’s embarrassing and humiliating. His ego had to be DESTROYED. all those girls booing at him. But jumping into the crowd and fighting them? 🤣🤣. My guy!! Just take that L and go home. Go cry one out, hit the gym, and developed a dance routine 🤷🏽‍♂️.

[@mikeespinoza5733]

If they werethrowing things, thats assault and all bets are off. Personally im surprised that the club allowed those women to treat their dancer so bad. Those women treat men the way they think men treat women.

[@iAmMarcellus]

@@mikeespinoza5733 I don’t know it’s going to take more than throwing balled up napkins at me to make me want to fight a woman 🤣🤣. I swore that’s what he said. She’d have to like kick me in the balls or something 🤷🏽‍♂️. Sure my ego would hurt, but not enough to square up with women 🤣. That’s hella weak.

[@DJReyzor357]

As a former bouncer at several strip clubs this series right here could go on forever 😆 🤣 😂 I am so dead serious!

[@tombillard5264]

no doubt sin pits produce all kinds of crap lol

[@sheldonwheaton881]

I was the cook at one, and you are too right!( at 5'8" & 120 lbs. NO kinda Bouncer!)

[@Sk1ndredd]

Hey aren’t you Tupac?

[@DJReyzor357]

@@sheldonwheaton881 😆 I feel U 💯

[@qubonic]

At least 30 parts easily lol

[@cocalero]

At least those Taiwanese veterans were happy and no one was harmed 😁

[@mrfearsmom8857]

I don't get why ppl are so angry about the stripper at the old folks home, I mean these ppl probably hadn't felt that alive in years. LET THE OLD FOLKS LIVE!

[@true.crime_mama901]

So I practically grew up in a strip club, as my mother was a bartender, and then became manager years later of multiple adult clubs. I can vividly remember going to meetings with my mother when I was a child and thinking how cool it was bc the walls were covered in mirrors, and the lights were so pretty. Ironically, at 18, I started bartending in a different adult club, and did so for almost 5 years until I started college. At that point I decided dancing would pay for my expenses much better. I was an "adult entertainer" for a little over 7 years, even did a little bit of traveling and dancing in other states, did a few private gigs (like being a cage dancer at one of kid rock's shows way back when 😂) and etc. The things I've seen first hand, is almost unbelievable. I've met some very odd people through out my career, some very sweet people, and I will never forget the handful of just plain creepy ass weirdos. I used to joke around with friends and tell them stories and they all would say I should write a book.. Now in my mid 30s,(& a stay at home mom) I'm actually doing just that.. I'm writing a book to include all my uncensored, crazy, funny, unbelievable stories from my time in the adult entertainment world as a dancer. Not really looking for fame or fortune, honestly more so just telling my crazy story 😉

[@ExploreEmbraceExpress]

Where can we get an update about your book? I just published my first book in July and would love to support another author. Also I’ve had a pole in my house for 14 years and have spent a little time in the club. Definitely have seen some ridiculous sh**. I’m sure your book will be very entertaining.

[@amandah2866]

I'd totally buy that book!

[@true.crime_mama901]

@@ExploreEmbraceExpress Congrats on your first book!! That's so awesome! This whole writing a book thing/being an author is still very new to me, lol. Kind of started as a joke, and then I caught myself pulling out my laptop to type down a random story I'd remembered. And now I've gotten just about 2 chapters complete so far. Still haven't nailed down my title yet (though I do have an ongoing list of potential titles). I honestly don't know much about the whole process, other than the obvious writing of the book itself. Ha. So any tips you could provide would be more than welcomed. 🙌🏼😂 and I will definitely keep you updated on the progress of my new adventure 😉

[@true.crime_mama901]

@@amandah2866 right!? I'll definitely have to get back with you once it's all finished 👌🏼😏

[@thecrackofdawn321]

Omgoodness as long as the retired veterans were happy and not being harmed let them have fun!!

[@Bb-nq9cs]

Let the old people have their fun!! I work in an assisted living and half of the patients are so depressed and lonely. This probably made their year

[@Svlli1983]

She lived in La Coochie Florida??! Oh damn

[@Joanna-hq2el]

I think the veterans show was a great idea!

[@roslynatdigsbydetailed9422]

The stripper one shouldn’t be a problem. If the old men were happy then who else should be complaining? She didn’t sexually assaulted them! Lord, everything is a problem with everybody nowadays but in their personal lives nobody is living with any morals but trying to make the whole world morally accountable to them.

[@stevenphillips2738]

Love the way this guy gets straight into it 👍👍👍👍

[@SmokinBlunts781]

Boston cop not arrested for soliciting but the women who took his gun were 😂

[@RGTFLA85]

Human trafficking will always happen when people in power turn a blind eye. They all should have gone to jail including the cop.

[@bblwarrantydepartment981]

Boston has the most corrupt pd in the entire country. They also are super racist

[@mikeespinoza5733]

Soliciting isnt a crime in every state. Some states punish the pimps, not the prostitute or the person paying them. On top of that its not a felony like theft of a firearm. Why should two different classes of crime warrant a charge when one of those "crimes" hurt no one?

[@mikeespinoza5733]

@@RGTFLA85 So someone literally stole a cops firearm, and youre here trying to invent reasons to get mad at the victim.

[@SmokinBlunts781]

@@mikeespinoza5733 well in Massachusetts and Rhode Island…. It is a crime. So there goes your argument. Corruption at its finest they should all of been arrested and that cop should of lost his job, how can the public trust him with morals like that?

[@heatherdavis345]

This could be a series in itself! You know when you see that title , you are gonna HAVE to see what it's alllll about

[@stephaniesomer5934]

My Dad wants to know “what state and town that nursing home is in again?” 😂 🤗❤️🇺🇸

[@VictoriousTO]

Is no one else going to mention the guy who "spat frothy cream"?!?!

[@TheLadiGigi]

#3 - I think that day was the best thing to happen at that retirement home.

[@CROWSLAW]

What’s wrong with the veterans gettin a little action. Huh. Bet they loved it.

[@tasherxx_]

When sleepwalking goes wrong

[@minstrelca]

Seems like those oldtimers were extremely happy with their scenario there lol :)

[@amandah2866]

I actually like the idea of an exotic dancer being at a retirement home. Assuming everyone is consenting and comfortable with what's happening I don't understand the fuss. Last time I checked older people are still human and still adults, let them have fun! I swear people in Western Australia are mad, any Australian should know better than to carry around a real-looking fake gun. It's illegal in most states unless you've got some sort of special permit for filming etc.

[@Lucky7tattooNettahoe]

Best. Video. Ever! I needed these real laugh out loud stories today! "Chad Satchel" damn near gave me a hernia! And the stripper for Harvest Festival at the rest home- just classic. Thank you TWKY crew!

[@RLH1987]

The time alone in Antarctica honestly sounds amazing.

[@bsuarez3455]

🤣🤣🤣 this channel never ceases to entertain me with the titles

[@henryhill6126]

Your voice is amazing bro. Well done mate. I think the public would be receptive to another channel of yours where you read classical books. Be well.

[@henryhill6126]

I suggest you try reading anything written by Jules Verne. I can't wait. Be well.

[@lavanderwilliams111]

@@henryhill6126 Edgar Allen Poe. Vincent Price was excellent at it.

[@JWC24.7]

“LaCoochie”, Florida!?!? 🤔 I have got to visit there!🤣🤣🤣

[@joshloyd4794]

That’s the kind of nursing home I want to be put into…

[@rangerjones5531]

Better than the ‘drag queen story time for seniors’ that was originally scheduled 😆

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Ranger Jones At least it wasn’t third graders this time…

[@keithlee1381]

When trick or treating goes wrong, sometime before Halloween.

[@paradisealivegames2403]

Oooh that's a good one!

[@Marleysmistress]

The Dougherty siblings were wild 😂😂😂

[@Prettywhite4awhiteguy]

I think they had more going on with each other just judging by the actions

[@mma1st105]

​@@Prettywhite4awhiteguy Why?

[@chickenflinger5002]

I mean they are vets. That was a nice thing that brought back happy memories

[@monicahyland8641]

When old folks homes ( retirement homes) go wrong .. that would be a interesting video series.😂

[@skunkrat01]

Omg that story about the Welsh stripper was hilarious. I'd have been let down by that guy as well! The Perth story also made me laugh, because King St in Melbourne is also where all the strip clubs are/is known for being shady as fuck. Seems "King St" is kinda notorious in Aussie capitals.

[@Halfdanr_H]

Strippers AND bingo?! I want to go to that home when I’m too old to live alone

[@Sniperboy5551]

Hell yeah bro, what was the name of that place again? I guess I’m moving to Taiwan!

[@tankman7711]

LMAO!!!

[@DJSonicScotland]

& "start a secret famil;y" with one of them? 🤣

[@josephmassaro]

Dylan's mugshot at 2:10 screams: "Come at me bro! You want some of this?!"

[@sarahalbers5555]

The Doughertys look like they stepped out of Steven King's novel, "Children of the Corn".

[@JohnOLooney]

I have to say none of the old fellas in the care home looked upset or anything but happy with the lap dancer Book me into that care home now

[@bphlebotomist67]

The 3 siblings look like triplets. There's no doubt that they are related 🤣🤣

[@Queen_Ninaa]

When Trick or Treating goes wrong! 👻 Love your videos ❤ Here every morning ☕️

[@twiztidfuckery799]

Oh that would be a good one fr fr ☺️💯

[@mmmylife8985]

Awesome idea 👏🏽🙂

[@Queen_Ninaa]

Thank you both! 🫶🏻 I’m commenting everyday in hopes of getting noticed 🤣🥲

[@twiztidfuckery799]

@@Queen_Ninaa get it.

[@lazarus8018]

This reminds me of that time my mom decided to take us to a few fast food restaurants instead of trick or treating. Apparently some whacko started putting sharp objects in candy.

[@MyLadyPanda]

Let the old dudes have it. They're vets, they did their service and deserve something a bit more exciting than Bingo. Video Idea: When Bingo Goes Wrong

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When NEIGHBORHOOD DISPUTES 🏘️🤕 go wrong……

[@timebong8366]

When an idiot California girl moves to Nevada

[@dekae2631]

Why do we not have retirement homes who pay/order male and female dancers for our elders? Let them get a little wild once and a while. Bring more gigs for dancers, bouncers (lol), and gives those at homes something different and exotic. Lunch at 12, scrabble at 1:30, bingo at 4, exotic dancers/entertainment at 7. That doesn't sound so bad frfr lol

[@Scraggledust]

I didn’t know exotic dancing can go right. . .

[@dennisobannon2328]

They can go left too.😂😂😂

[@JusticeOuinn420]

Trust me exotic dancing can absolutely go right!! I made so much money when I worked in the clubs are you kidding me lol I met my best friend that is now after 16 yrs my family when I was a dancer. I was able to buy my home from the money I made working at the club. I was homeless when I decided to go dance at the club and let me tell you something ok my first night within 4 hours I was able to get myself a hotel room for a week, and feed myself, get clothes and everything else I needed and still after spending $600 on all that, I still had $250 left over. I took that and started a bank account. I worked every night making average $300 each night. I would constantly put that money into my bank account. I would get my hotel for a week every week until I saved enough up to get that room for a month. Once I had secured myself a roof over my head for a month, I then continued dancing at the club every night stackin my paper up in my bank account. Eventually, I had saved enough to get myself a one bedroom apartment 2 blocks away from the club I worked at every night and being I had no vehicle I figured this was the best option🙂 I rented that apt for a year then I began renting a house with the option to buy and I call that house my home to this very day😊 I'm not quite sure if that clears anything up for you on your post or not but I hope it helps🙂 I hope you have a good day🙂

[@jameshughes525]

It goes right for me LOL 😁 JK

[@JusticeOuinn420]

@@jameshughes525 lol as long as you are happy that is all that matters😁

[@ThePrufessa]

They go right for me quite often. Right, left up and down.

[@unquietriot8019]

I'd definitely choose working at a research station in Antarctica. Question though: Can I take my critters with me? 😁😁

[@mohsenslim4395]

Those elderly dudes are legends lol 😂

[@nenasherlock532]

I mean... All of the Veterans look like they are having the time of their lives

[@acaciablossom558]

Number 3 is a perfect example of idiots outrage ruining things for others. Those veterans were most certainly not among the outraged. So disheartening.

[@Seawitch907]

#7 that cop was clearly negligent.

[@constipatedinsincity4424]

The best day of Bingo ever!

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When RUNNING OUT OF HALLOWEEN CANDY🎃 🍬 goes wrong…..

[@timebong8366]

When desperate California girls move to Nevada because they're lonely and desperate

[@stevenphillips2738]

The old folks home stripper was over enthusiastic 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Sniperboy5551]

I think I’m gonna be a pro-stripper in nursing homes activist so I can reap the rewards when I’m old and decrepit 😂

[@emafex]

Sounds like a pretty good nursing home.

[@Fluffy-Fluffy]

When pharmacies go wrong When permanent make-up goed wrong When playing Santa goes wrong When allergy tests go wrong

[@colettefitness8532]

I love the Zbudowski case😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Patriot64]

I live in Rhode Island. The fact that 2 woman were arrested in Pawtucket, is practically a nightly ritual !!!!!

[@livingcoll8724]

Best nursing home ever

[@ShadeEmberi]

That dougherty one. Well that escalated... Wait, no! That escalated... Wait you are kidding me?!

[@jessthesiren4353]

There's a great podcast about the Dougherty gang by the same name. Not justifying their crimes, but their sentences, specifically Dylan's, were an absolute miscarriage of justice.

[@cynthiajohns0n442]

When getting lost goes wrong would be a good one. That is if you haven't already done it😊

[@SabsterB]

When piercings go wrong, when extreme body mods go wrong.

[@seandelap8587]

When getting on the wrong bus goes wrong.

[@pondturt]

When paranormal investigation goes wrong

[@michaelsternberg1597]

I'm sure not one of those old soldiers objected.

[@grantbuxton]

I'm signing up for that vets home when I reach the age!

[@aairika]

WHEN "COMING OUT THE CLOSET" GOES WRONG

[@Akira994]

nahh, those vets fought for our rights let them enjoy a stripper

[@TheZudaven]

Those vets were in Taiwan.. they didn’t fight shit for us

[@ChrisDavis-dt6xx]

Nothing wrong with the striper going to nursing home. Let those old men have fun before they pass

[@TheBruisedPeach]

I would really love to see "When Raves Go Wrong"... Or something involving the rave scene. I KNOW there's stories for DAYS on that subject. Alot of which I could tell from personal experience. LOL

[@Flamsterette]

You could do nothing but Exotic Dancers and When Rappers Go Wrong.

[@NameUnimportant]

Don't name a city "Lechoochie" 😂😂😂 idk if that's the correct spelling but that's how it was said and when I heard it I couldn't help but lol

[@legarrick8340]

when discord goes wrong when Georgia goes wrong when ding dong ditch goes wrong

[@phantomscorpio2008]

Put me in Antarctica. I'm wah too old for the dancing gig.

[@colt10mmsecurity68]

Let’s do “when tree chipping and stump grinder machines go wrong.”

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When HOMEMADE COSTUMES 👻 go wrong…..

[@timebong8366]

Do you have OCD or ADHD? Or are you just that lonely and desperate for attention

[@rusername27]

When choosing the wrong game console goes wrong When jaywalking goes wrong When you thought you were right, but you were wrong

[@Sniperboy5551]

There’s nothing wrong with a stripper being at a nursing home, in fact since they’re vets I have to argue that they deserve it even more! These guys are on death’s door, the least the deserve is some good old T&A!!!

[@RiVer-Parish]

"When getting caught goes Wrong?"

[@susan7775]

Many moons ago I was in a belly dance troupe. We did shows at nursing homes and the local VA hospital, among other places. It was a lot of fun

[@hoibsh21]

YOu gotta admit, the Dougherty gang were hella cool.

[@ronaldhowdeshell8628]

Antarctica in a heartbeat!! Just give me a DVD player and some stuff to watch.

[@pendlelancashire]

*Bedowsky boxed the britches. Lol.*

[@carlacox8337]

When haunted house workers/customers go wrong thanks 😊

[@johnholmes6897]

Exotic, yeah right. They stand up , do 4 basic moves, then come up to the bar, lean over and squeeze the twins together and somehow it sucks the bill out of your hand.

[@wodedagawd9328]

Those vets deserved that strip event fully tbh

[@yvettemclean7725]

💯💯💯💯💯Facts

[@TheBruisedPeach]

I used to be an exotic dancer, and me and the girls used to ALWAYS suggest getting something arranged for the men at the Veterans hospital here... My manager tried a couple times to see if there was anything we could organize for the guys there, but they wouldn't even listen. They shut us down so fast we hit the ground like a safe. Lol. So, I say BRAVA to that hospital... Cause it sounds like the only people who had a problem with it were the ones who werent there. Jealous?

[@awoodfin3903]

This is the list you watch on mute, lol

[@random_adventuring]

definitely alone in Antartica. They can't kill me there

[@gentlemandudley7761]

Who complained!? Clearly none of those old dudes. They were having the time of they're lives. 😂

[@coyboybc]

I think that dancer at the senior veterans home most likely was very much enjoyed by the senior veterans!

[@levithebaddest2369]

The stripper at the nursing home is literally iconic bruh come on

[@amandabourke796]

When babysitters/daycares go wrong? When escorts go wrong?

[@Misme2day347]

if you could find any information on this subject it would be amazing "when pole dancing goes wrong" used to be an exotic dancer and was just curious thanks love your channel

[@seandelap8587]

When trick or treating goes wrong.

[@krispederson3626]

I need a link to that va retirement home my pops said sign him up lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lisamoul263]

Personally, I’d prefer to work alone at a research station in Antarctica. The fewer people the better!