When that one NPC keeps spotting you - Hitman 3

We've all experienced these Hitman 3 NPCs that just keep ruining our silent assassin in speedruns or contracts, and sometimes you just have to let it out. Maybe not something you should do in Freelancer though.
Kingsman: The Secret Service is one of my favorite movies and features some of the best fight scenes of all time, best one clearly is the church massacre, so enjoy people getting blasted while Freebird is playing to lighten up the mood a little :D
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[@legitelf0058]

I love how in the hitman universe trespassing for a few seconds is punishable by firing squad

[@volvomodus]

Reasonable reaction

[@catpurrito5586]

i thought they will try to arrest you first

[@legitelf0058]

@@catpurrito5586 sometimes it’s weird

[@sprites4ever482]

It is when the area you're trespassing is owned by someone who has the superpower of MONEY.

[@MythicalxToast]

@@catpurrito5586if you walk passed guards guarding a trespassing area sometimes they think your ignoring them so they send their entire fucking team after your ass

[@reallyofficialcoolcat6651]

This is actually well edited and it is always so silly that NPCs tell lines like that. For example : Hey Mr. Bodyguard, do I know you?

[@KorporalNoobs]

If you are in disguise and not trespassing or did an illegal, you can actually usually just jog away and break sightline.

[@faaskee7071]

But R.I.P Silent Assassin With Suit

[@KorporalNoobs]

@@faaskee7071 SA period.

[@vel-]

my favorite was when i though Alexa carlisle from the roof and all the guard who found her lifeless body could say was 'cock and balls'

[@trevorvegetable8974]

I CAN NOT. ACCEPT. WHEN PEOPLE ARE THUH-ROWING THINGS AROUND

[@user-ps6yk6.vw5o]

The way Diana looks at the screen 💀

[@alankim4401]

Yeah, Diana is basically used to 47's actions at this point

[@EdgeTest198]

"That's the fourth time this week!"

[@VivPlayzX777]

And it's Monday !

[@kozastraganowa1621]

bruh you even counted the bullets he shot what a legend 💀

[@Just_call_me_Light]

I love the fact that in the end its says he's playing on sapienza, cause that's the only map with a church

[@sagaswp]

If you look at his mission objectives during the fight you can see he's there :D

[@The_Y33TER]

@@sagaswp that’s why he knows it’s Sapienza more than likely bruh

[@jneilson7568]

Technically Sgail has a chapel, but...yeah😅🙂😸!

[@RexusprimeIX]

@@The_Y33TER Bro, the comment literally says "I love the fact that IN THE END it says..." They quite literally comment as if that fact is only stated at the end of the video rather than being on the screen the whole time.

[@jasonsorin1021]

@@jneilson7568 and mendoza has a random cave with a statue of mary

[@whitezombie10]

The fact that this was done with the Sapienza mission makes it even better

[@Icarus_Qwq]

Sapienza is a God tier map for either kill everyone challenges or removing unnecessary problems (npcs) without creating more fuss

[@hellangel5911]

It do be like that in the church

[@hawkeye5955]

​@@hellangel5911 : Well, that's one way to "meet your maker."

[@thatfalloutghoul7048]

He was just trying to get to the basement to wipe the cams.

[@manviiam]

In the Church 😂

[@foxprazision1695]

Lol the part where he dies in one hit is so accurate 😂

[@pengyzin8668]

Hehe he even dies like 47 does

[@Cola_Type]

Master difficulty be like:

[@AlexandroMechina-yb3tf]

We all had that "You know what? Fuck it" moment in Hitman😅

[@jenningsslayer314]

Not just Hitman. Some video games in general.

[@jayhill2193]

@@jenningsslayer314 oh yeah, Payday, GTA, Metal Gear, a lot of games that give you a sleek and silent but tedious option that after failing a few frustrating times you just let loose

[@maniachaelgaming]

Go for stealth, add the big ass gun in the corner to your inventory just in case

[@corvus1221]

This exact scenario once happened to me in the midst of an SASO run in Berlin I was so close to getting it when that fucking NPC spots me in my suit, there's only one thing that came through my mind: "Fuck it, time to turn this nightclub into the church from Kingsman"

[@volvomodus]

it had to happen

[@corvus1221]

@@volvomodus Good thing I saved the game before pulling out the Striker V3 and began firing I use WeMod for infinite ammo so I don't have to pick up guns to replenish my supply I only cheat for fun/only in singleplayer or offline play, never online to be fair

[@tenzaemtade6146]

Why didn't you save it

[@darkbodhi1416]

@@tenzaemtade6146 because that’s MUCH less fun

[@stolaswrath2317]

Berlin is Ez.

[@icetide9411]

I love that it's a universal thing that the moment you stop caring in a game and go insane, Free Bird begins playing. That song is prepared for us at all times

[@volvomodus]

Freebird lives in my head rent free

[@cornblaster7003]

freebird being played over voice coms is a pretty universal sign that you're not coming home from whatever you're doing, but you're damn well gonna meet a glorious end lol

[@iliveunderarock8070]

Your honor free bird was playing

[@YodaOnABender]

This movie is what started the meme

[@LettuceWithLegs]

When i first played rdr2, i legit just out it on my headphones and went crazy.

[@lon3_wolf_18]

It's not even about just killing that one npc then reloading a save, it's just letting out allllll the rage on every single npc in a 3 mile radius hahah So relatable keep it up bud!

[@atas2561]

I love how it’s got the HUD, NPC dialogue and everything.

[@DENOhritko]

I like how Diana is not shocked like Eggsy, she's like "oh well, here we go again"

[@jeffreytenthije]

Average day in sapienza

[@DENOhritko]

@@lampedesfeux8762 watch the movie and compare to this video

[@zezohany3829]

more likr ah shit here we go again:D

[@shyunknown9426]

Diana: *"Send clean up crew 47 at it again got caught again...."*

[@EdgyPickle]

She's seen one too many kill everyone challenge

[@Skynexstar]

me after I fail to be sneaky on every single showdown mission:

[@J0shu476]

So true I don’t even bother being sneaky it just ends like the video lol

[@Moald]

@orangezzgaming3343 I can't be bothered to check the targets so I just try to kill them all as stealthily as I can

[@ghosty097]

i especially ruin the levels that specifically ask me to be a silent assassin for merces

[@xxwarpigspartan1138]

I been getting cheesed so much by psychic ai it’s ridiculous

[@jahimuddin2306]

​@Mold , At this point, I just kill anything that moves. Freelancer does not reward SA often.

[@langux6552]

"But your honor, Freebird was playing."

[@LeonSephKennedy]

Bro that’s so freaking relatable them NPC’s are so annoying 😂😂😂

[@zeussoulhd2169]

MAN I CAN'T STOP LAUGHTING. MY GOD, THIS IS SO GOOD.

[@aHollowPointAdventure]

same here lmao

[@justaneditygangstar]

Hitman: goes on killing spree Diana: 👁👄👁

[@zeussoulhd2169]

@@justaneditygangstar *After killing everyone* Diana: tArGeT dOwN, gOoD wOrK 47

[@robertosobalvarro8636]

​@@zeussoulhd2169meanwhile 47 after slaughtering everyone: all i just did was bump into you

[@GMod428]

This is the story of my life in Hitman but I miss 99% my shots and die much sooner. Especially when they start throwing flash bangs

[@watsontyler42]

Use instinct. You can hold it before it goes off and you'll still be able to see peoples outlines to shoot them

[@MrDaylight]

@@watsontyler42 Also aiming away from it reduces to a lot most of the time.

[@corvus1221]

I know how that feels, it even goes through solid glass and doors I always bring in mine so they'd experience what it's like to be blind

[@volvomodus]

oh the flashbangs make it so much worse

[@Lolgtyp]

Doesn't help that console aiming is so hard as well

[@blakcrackn4165]

When security guards turn around after you’ve waited so long for him to, just to get seen😂

[@aaaaallie]

That cut to Diana’s reaction took me out lmfao, incredible work

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

Everything about this is perfect. The choice of the movie scene, clip of Diana reacting, the HUD elements, the sounds effects used and how you ended the video. If KZbin still had the Star Ratings from the late 2000s, I would give this video 5 Stars...I say that like I was around back then but no I joined shortly after KZbin replaced that with regular Likes & Dislikes.

[@volvomodus]

Thanks so much :D

[@justincarino9653]

You would give this video a Silent Assassin rank.

[@qopwow9125]

@@justincarino9653 but what about all the non-target kills?

[@Kryptic_sx]

bro is an og

[@joffles6516]

now theres not even dislikes, its just likes

[@schneedlemusic]

The fact that he cowers on the floor in the same way 47 does when he dies is the icing on the cake for me. And choosing The Caruso mission while in a church scene? That makes way too much sense. You may have convinced me to watch this film.

[@volvomodus]

its one of the best movies ever made

[@Haity_]

except the third movie or prequel that is very bad

[@maximACMN]

​@@Haity_i liked the prequel tbh, it's just not as good as the first one

[@Zidan-Gaming31]

@@volvomoduswhat's the movie name?

[@volvomodus]

@@Zidan-Gaming31 Kingsman: The Secret Service

[@DrMemeD302]

I busted out laughing hearing the guy getting stabbed with the ol' "SHI-" and all the in-game sounds. Wonderful edit, thanks for your hard work.

[@FunnyRedemption]

That one Assassin's Creed guard spotting you from 10 miles away while the guard next to you doesn't even notice you :

[@LeoPerkk]

This is definitely one of the Hitman videos of all time

[@knIfebOmb769]

Easily. There’s no debatin that

[@johnfarlio1830]

After thinking about this for 83 seconds, I have to agree with you.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

That's an insult, not a compliment.

[@agentfish]

Check your grammer

[@AlphaLeader42]

Love the extra details where a nonlethal hit makes a certain noise compared to the instant killing shot.

[@filip9587]

I love Kingsman and Hitman. This is the best combo.

[@JohnBeranrdFernandez]

saw this just now, and this is the definition of pure art

[@GhostyToo.]

As soon as Free Bird started playing, i just knew this video is absolute perfection.

[@alexanderglex4600]

As soon as free bird started playing we knew 47 was going to fire off every last bullet he had on civillians to make sure they suffered

[@bolshevikapologist9957]

Freebird played in the movie too, pretty sure that's where the meme came from

[@omarenriquez6094]

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE DETAIL HERE. THE RED GUNS, PUTTING THE SAPPI TARGETS BECAUSE THERES A CHURCH THERE, THE RELOAD ICONS AND THE SOUND EFFECTS. Hitman shitposts are incredibly rare but damn if they could all be like this i wouldnt mind

[@CyberGuy419]

Dude you just showed like 95% of my speedrunning attempts in one video, this is actual perfection I love it

[@JTCH22]

Very impressive how he started out with 11/10 bullets. In all serious this is super well edited and made me laugh. Thank you

[@willemdakevin1681]

I feel like I'm going to be put on a watch list if I like this video but god damn is it so relatable

[@volvomodus]

its amazing, when i watch this, i laugh while people are getting murdered

[@michaelhamm8430]

@@volvomodus I love murder. Hail satan.

[@XYM787]

​@@volvomoduskinda edgy ngl

[@LukasQueen]

The attention to detail on the bullets counted! Bravo! And was the sapienza targets a deliberate choice because the fight takes place in a church? *chefs kiss* marvellous!

[@volvomodus]

Detail is important :D

[@redact7577]

This couldn’t be more accurate lmao this is amazing. The only thing not included is hurling your heatseeking briefcase at people through walls

[@keksbutter3337]

"Please do something about that guy!" "Quicksave"

[@demadezba7316]

My favourite attention to detail is the number of bullets left in his gun, as well as the notice for the next reload Amazing job mate!

[@JimineyBob]

I'm always impressed when editors remake HUD animations. What was your process for recreating these? Especially liked the "you failed" screen at the end. Spot on.

[@volvomodus]

a lot of the stuff I did in front of the greenscreen in marakesh, then edited out the greenscreen and had a nice overlay to work with

[@mattishidayeo]

@@volvomodus clever

[@Heatwave298]

@@volvomodus what is this from?

[@jreamy21]

​@@volvomodus using the greenscreen in marakesh is genius

[@adeled8833]

You found an in-game green screen? Wow, that is a sign of a pure talent to come up with that and use it

[@splicer1158]

Playing Hitman like Insaneman is a great stress reliever

[@lemieux-z8933]

**shoots innocent civilians** "I feel so relaxed!"

[@neeleytaylor5718]

For me I am new to the hit man series and when I play I am nervous

[@DilliganGames]

This is so good man It REALLY captures the feel when you get fed up in hitman and caught. Its time to have some fun and go loud... until like 5-10 seconds after I run out of ammo.

[@mrreaper9626]

Me: *Stelth mode* That One NPC:HEY YOU THERE Me: *John wick mode*

[@alx_spencer5394]

The fact that he even included the Sapienza mission loading screen since the scene was in a church is just perfect 👌

[@NorbYyY_GG]

i love the detail put into this, he even made the bullet count go down lol

[@michaelcz13]

HANDS DOWN, THE BEST HITMAN VIDEO OF ALL TIME

[@danielyoungblood3931]

A masterclass of editing lmao.

[@dianapenelopeburnwood5381]

Diana be like:WTF

[@HunterPowaski-eq3lz]

This is literally the truest Hitman experience. Everyone has gone for this

[@vexron5872]

The editing is amazing, this feels exactly like every game that goes completely wrong

[@sashimiroll5055]

Diana: “47, is everything okay?” 47 (surrounded by numerous NPC’s bodies): “Fine. It’s fine.”

[@Friend_of_Mara]

OMG so funny! 😂 Can we get a version with Diana saying "you killed a non-target"?

[@volvomodus]

should have done that right, but then again, most times she doesnt seem to mind too much

[@Dont_do_that1]

whats the name of the movie?@@volvomodus

[@volvomodus]

@@Dont_do_that1 Kingsman: The Secret Service

[@Dont_do_that1]

thank you@@volvomodus

[@Ravenxback]

I still find it hilarious that free bird was actually used for this scene in the movie.

[@lucwijngaard8413]

This is so well edited!

[@aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085]

Glad I’m not the only one who does this. Also the editing in this is great you should be proud of this video.

[@volvomodus]

Was fun to put together :D

[@gahler8552]

Me too bro! I always go commiting biggest genocides if guards find out that i'm Hitman in disguise.

[@Interfector0]

I feel you, buddy. This happened to me SO. MANY. TIMES over all these years of playing these games.

[@user-pw8sj5nr4x]

"You are not John Wick, 47, so don't try to kill everyone you see when you were spotted by everyone, like John Wick"

[@prithvisingh276]

"That was exactly 58 seconds of absolute gamer rage"

[@towerbunga]

You did not just take one of my favourite movies and one of my favourite games and combined them perfectly 😂

[@volvomodus]

one of the best movies ever made meets one of the best games :D

[@thelegotrooper3975]

what is the name of the movie

[@towerbunga]

@@thelegotrooper3975 Kingsman the secret service, it's on Disney+

[@Its-moon4u]

The editing on this was just too good and I couldn’t stop laughing it’s so true😭

[@escapegoat1344]

I'm so glad this video popped up in my recommended. Not only because it's really good, but because I immediately went and watched Kingsman afterwards and holy shit, what a movie. Thank you so much for making my day. I genuinely thought free bird was edited in too lmao.

[@veronikam.4453]

This is so well edited omg

[@fishparti]

I love how this is actually set in the level that has a church

[@PanMan47]

This is exactly how it feels hahai, great editing

[@aumi2416]

When you've taken forever to set it all up for that one npc to ruin it makes it end exactly like this

[@darian8134]

That's actually such a good edit and brought me much joy

[@YellowSabre]

I love how it ends with him crawling

[@snakethejake97]

When it comes to games that require stealth I’m pretty sure this can relate to all games where this happens

[@HighPandaa]

The edit was so good the KZbin app thinks it’s actually hitman 🤣

[@ch.8682]

So much effort put into the editing, well done!

[@calebobry6211]

This is what absolution was trying to be

[@LoneWolf-br8uo]

This edited so well

[@engravedmm2]

This is literally so well edited wow, good job!😊

[@icyify2406]

I love the fact that the edit has sapienzas targets bc that map had a church and this fits well, nice little detail!

[@alfieenzo8398]

How many people have tried for ages to get saso on a certain map and it ends like this because you can't contain your rage 🤣😂🤣

[@xX47ReasonsWhyXx]

I sure hope we get a third Kingsmen movie

[@geteriking4865]

there already is a third one, however its a prequel and its kinda mid

[@xX47ReasonsWhyXx]

@geteriking4865 I know, I was referring to the main series but a second Kingsman wouldn't be bad.

[@volvomodus]

there is supposed to be one, cant wait for that :D

[@xX47ReasonsWhyXx]

@@volvomodus I forgot to mention Statesmen 😅

[@TheYAlfaBet]

Yo, that jump!! 0:40 😂🤣 Love this video already lol ❤🐱🐶

[@ozzylotson632]

I cannot express how relatable this is. I love this video!

[@geteriking4865]

goated edit, also pne of the best movie scenes of all time

[@volvomodus]

straight facts, i could watch this all day

[@DonVecta]

lol, ain't that the truth, LMAO 😂

[@williambobson3369]

"But your honor, Freebird was playing!"

[@thedesertarcher8767]

My man ignored the fake npcs and tried to become a silent assassin again.

[@Tsetso55]

Freelancer in a nutshell.

[@J0shu476]

Yes

[@volvomodus]

running and gunning

[@joeyduncan9478]

This is exactly how I feel every time I get spotted. After that first shot, all regard for human life is wiped off the face of the earth

[@gahler8552]

I was doing the same bro. I starts randonly murder every citizen for no reasons lol.

[@skyhorizon517]

This is a really well put together video. Great work!

[@urbanadam6279]

The diana for a split second got me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@amuplay2302]

Only 200k views? You deserve like at least 1M. I love the little attentions to detail like the objectives being the ones for the Italy map and the movie is in a church and that map is the only map with a church (at least that I can think of at the top of my head) and the smoothness of the “Non-target killed” animation as it transitions into nothing. Actually every thing about this video is perfect. Outstanding job! I hope to see more of these masterpieces pop up on my start page from now on

[@a_very_burnt_steak]

And he did.

[@amuplay2302]

@@a_very_burnt_steak Took a year though but finally😅Congrats @volvomodus!

[@Onepiecefan83362]

this is totally me when I get spotted

[@sprites4ever482]

As someone who loves this movie and who has attempted to get into the Hitman games multiple times, I love the attention to detail! You even replaced the gunshots with the stupidly unrealistic silenced shots from the games and kept track of the ammo counter! Rarely has a meme with an edited movie scene been so funny!

[@ALEXD4WN]

I appreciate that it’s on sapienza since it’s the only map with a church in WOA

[@J0shu476]

This is so realistic one of the tourists said to me “hey I don’t know you who are you?!” Wth does every tourist know each other? And then this happened:

[@MauroUeue]

THE VOICE LINE FOR THE MELEE ATTACK AT 0:50 LMAOOO

[@UnsiAlt]

the editing is amazing in this video!

[@tumpabhattacharya7712]

The scene from this kings man movie was awesome. But man the way you edited was worth appreciating. Keep on the grind man👍

[@tamatlt7469]

It takes a very creative person to conceive such an idea! All the pieces fit really well together. How long did this take you to make? Asking for a friend 😉

[@volvomodus]

it was a fun couple days :D

[@scracsicprime7554]

Literally me when I play Hitman… Once I get spotted there are no survivors…

[@erikthechosenone]

This is a really nice edit!🔥

[@foxtrot570]

"Miss, you should be quiet now, cause you´re not ready for what comes next." lmao

[@Nostalgia201]

0:12 “YOU STUPID NI-“

[@Mrbhorp]

The editing is crazy man!! Amazing 👏

[@givenchycode8439]

Even the ammo counter is right dude this is amazing 😂

[@toastedtomato255]

Great edit Great soundeffects and timing Best edit i have ever seen