When the Coochie so Fire, it’s a Threat to National Security

[@MadelyneBrandy]

This always happens to me, the machine detects moisture because people who are about to commit crimes usually sweats

[@TheNommers311]

Tf

[@starzy1057]

You’re actually so uneducated lol

[@utrelf]

​@@TheNommers311?

[@evol111]

Hot pocket 😅😅😅

[@devilsfavorite999]

With beef

[@markhunter4677]

I guess a TSA forget that a woman's body is a couple degrees hotter than men. Which is why most men refer to their woman as the oven. 😊 It's the other reason why women hate having hot flashes.😂

[@Tyonicle]

Oh, I call her the oven cuz she cooks everything but ig that works too

[@willieboy8798]

duh "the oven" refers to a pregnant woman! .. as in buddies talking "we have two little ones and one in the oven!" sheeeesh......!

[@rebeccawayne1758]

So, the red square on the avatar meant she had to have a groin pat down, it will alarm if there's anything within 3 inches of her groin area. Her shorts are so short the seam of the cuff probably set it off. If something was in her pocket and not near her groin the officer could have just patted down the pocket because the red square wouldn't have been there. This was an upgrade in the software so groin pat downs are only given to people who had things near their groin and not just in their pockets.

[@starzy1057]

ahhh a fellow tso who actually knows what they’re talking about

[@johnnylego807]

My larger than life anomaly set it off 😅😂

[@rebeccawayne1758]

@@johnnylego807 Actually if you are on the larger scale, it will set it off.

[@willieboy8798]

that cost 8 billion annually .... ?????? by 2027 tsa budget alone will be 14b "for the same 1234ty service!"

[@Charmayne7]

That happened to me once as well. I was running late and just barely made it to the security line in time to get to my plane. I guess I might have been very sweaty and steamy down there from the mad dash to get in there. It's never happened again.

[@MadelyneBrandy]

This always happens to me because the machine detects moisture because people who are about to commit crimes always sweat.

[@helmutkirchweger3962]

I had my nutsack reported by the body scanner two times at O'Hare and at Harry Reid as a suspicious item. Ladies say that I have major balls, but I didn't know that this triggers some security alarm. The scene seems a bit short, as they pat down the back also, not only the front. And no, you are not touched in a "romantic" way.

[@Dilemma009]

omg did she even do the back?

[@susiewaslike]

😂😂 I don’t think so

[@basilstetz5465]

Don’t Worry About It But We Got It Everything Is Under Control

[@basilstetz5465]

Call Security Please 🙏 Thank You

[@dooler72]

The Patriot Act needs to be repealed immediately. This is such an overreach by the federal government.

[@mozzie1864]

Guess you don’t know how many people hide shit in there lol got too much faith in humanity

[@alpheendomination]

You think they're taking any chances at all after 9/11?

[@Engineeringuncovered]

We traded safety for freedom after 9/11 unfortunately

[@truthmeetme2970]

Roast beef was dangling too low

[@2-Drippy-Luke]

I don’t get this video

[@JP.710]

This didn't need to be put online...

[@susiewaslike]

it's too late

[@JP.710]

@@susiewaslike No shit.

[@susiewaslike]

@@JP.710 no shit what

[@scorpianna420]

​@JP.710 IKR?!? People post everything they can these days 🙄 All for views and clicks. Attention is one hell of an addiction!

[@susiewaslike]

@@scorpianna420 honestly.. it's kind of funny

[@melbournestacker]

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