When you are told not to touch anything...

Please, don't touch anything is puzzle game that tempts you into pressing a big red button with many many different endings! This is part 2!
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[@IsaacTeo411]

Something about a former engineer saying "Fibonacci... I think I've heard of it" was so incredibly sad to me 😂

[@El_Negro2003]

He’s 69.9% archetect

[@arriparesimonyu6830]

Man, that 4020 was just WAY too subtle.

[@VonSnootingham]

Yeah, that's the bit where I was like, "I wasn't sure before, but now I KNOW he's using a walkthrough."

[@kimikanna_live]

@@VonSnootingham i felt the same when he "guessed" pluto

[@AegisPupus]

Covered by a Don't do it sign. the subliminal worked

[@mloxard]

Yeah... noticed something similar in the Infinicraft video too :/ I mean, why not? But he should at least be upfront about using a guide

[@Confused_Rock]

Timestamp?

[@danielrice459]

I notice that there is not a window in "Please, Don't touch anything" just a tv screen. What if every time RCE restarts, it is not restarting the game but is filming a different city somewhere else on the planet, and we are just watching this mad man destroying the earth one city at a time.

[@riccilouautentico6829]

Or its a simulation! Thats way for example the alien spaceship comes down to the city even tho if ufos do not exist! AHA!!!!

[@thedefragonian1605]

Watching mat 100% the vr version of this game would be absolutely spectacular.

[@THE_Game_Mental]

There is a vr version?? Gotta try it!

[@gigglesseven]

steam link?

[@thebreads4334]

​@@THE_Game_Mentalyeah, it's like six years old

[@darragh3771]

​@@gigglessevennative isn't the only type of headset! And it's actually native

[@NewsofPE]

but then he wouldn't be able to look at a guide

[@tentacledhorror]

RCE, "I can't do that, I'll be here for hours..." Let's Game It Out, "Hold my beer"

[@AliceErishech]

Hold please*

[@Alex-vz2jz]

19:45 Hold please

[@TheCatstronaut]

i love LGIO when tf is his next vids just make em when you have time and then mass upload the ones you made why cant he do that

[@tentacledhorror]

@@TheCatstronaut he does one a month.

[@evilutionltd]

5:12 Bit concerned that Matt spells "penis" starting PI lol

[@moonphase420]

"Pl"ease give me the "Pl"enis

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

It’s the worst insult to have a plebeian penis. 🧑‍🍳 😚

[@zachgacha4082]

I saw it and read polish english united states

[@TheCatstronaut]

plenis

[@feha92]

Really felt at times as if he referenced a guide or comment section, but pretended not to :p because some leaps were way too large but done way too simply and quickly :d

[@thebroken0wastaken]

I felt the same. I wasnt sure until he said one more ending, while there were still two unlit lights. Theres no way he would have known the last one happens automatically unless he was looking at a guide

[@wellsilver3972]

He could've also watched alot of the playthroughs when this game was new

[@AliceErishech]

@@thebroken0wastaken I dunno about this one. He's somehow managed to miscount or badly misread straightforward things in the past, so I'm not sure that him saying 1 when there was 2 was evidence of anything other than him being inattentive. I do agree it seems like he used a guide though. Some of these were just *way* too obscure, especially considering how long it probably was between episodes as well.

[@lazynoodle6739]

There is also a chance that it took him way longer and was just cut out in the edit because it wasn't very interesting

[@lasuzzoeaglegaming]

I mean he literally said he read comments from the last one. Probably just listened to the comments. I don’t see anything wrong with that.

[@AthenaAGT]

2001 a space odyssey btw. That’s what the giant baby is, for that code, with the key coming from Pluto.

[@bburchellphotos]

RIP Pluto. Make Pluto A Planet Again

[@southerndime333]

rip yellow puppy, golden boi

[@Mike__B]

Pluto is still a planet, what the IAU (International Astronomers Union) did was simply make different classifications of planets, and Pluto happens to be in a different classification than say Earth or Mars.

[@southerndime333]

@@Mike__Bnherdd

[@Mike__B]

@@southerndime333 yeah I can accept that.

[@Meritania]

If you make Pluto a planet again, you’d have to add 39 planets to the list that are more planet-y than Pluto.

[@UnknownUsername21]

Matt pretending he's not looking at a guide is comical 😂

[@vladd415]

More cringe than comical, imo, but what can ya do, eh

[@nameless_stranger]

I swear, I have the holy trinity of youtubers for these random games. RCE, GrayStillPlays, and DangerouslyFunny 😅

[@GlennDavey]

Let's Game It Out

[@LilLottee]

Yes, if you do ever get a VR headset, play the VR version. It has you looking around the whole room as well, and is really cool! Either way thank you for another amazing video!!

[@davidmorris8333]

The VR version of this game is INCREDIBLE! I would 100% recommend getting into vr just to play this again. It adds a totally new dimension to the game

[@HalfBreadOrder]

yeah but it's not as good as the original they should still play it though

[@qwebb911]

Matt, I don't know if this will be lost or drowned out in the comment section, but I had a couple of game suggestions for the future. First: Nucleares; a nuclear reactor simulator. Things can go wrong. Very wrong. Second: Tin Can; a space capsule damage mitigation simulator like thing. Could require engineering skills. I know my 2 cents aren't worth much, but there they are nevertheless.

[@AnthonySholl-pz6vj]

I would love to see those games

[@AnthonySholl-pz6vj]

They’re some much fun

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

He might not see it, but I am very curious lol

[@nuts1755]

Nucleares!!

[@Brug98]

rip pluto

[@Gentleman_33]

I found a great moment to Reload KZbin. Glad to catch another amazing episode so soon!

[@noelhutchins7366]

don't forget the binary showing up on screen when you win 21:11 even though the maximum presumable endings have been reached, those numerics might extend the playthrough.

[@RolandHazoto]

First time I've seen Matt finish a game!

[@AK-031]

In the vr one there’s genuine world changes from the ending and the Illuminati one is very trippy and nausea inducing (forewarning)

[@Cold_Cactus]

This is the excat kind of flash game my friends and I would have obsessed over when I was in 5th grade back in the early 00s

[@divallka]

Well, now we wait for 3d version of this game

[@corebinik243]

That's already out.....

[@LocalMonkeVr]

There is two in vr

[@divallka]

@@corebinik243 didn't see it but ok

[@Killerko-hu1rl]

Rip Pluto 5:32

[@thatonetransperson-]

Watching this gave me flashbacks to watching people play the VR version in 2018 when VR blew up (pun intended)

[@CookiesDC]

This games requires a level of intelligence that I simply do not have 😂

[@sognarisenheart7806]

whatan awesome game (to watch) redoing all this stuff over and over would drive me mad

[@meatkirbo]

As someone who played the VR version, there’s almost no difference. You’ve got the full experience

[@motsimoo]

Thanks for all your amazing videos. I don't really like dogs but paddy is an exception.

[@toughsun2704]

The Three Amigos clip was so perfect. RCE has the best editors :D

[@cubbear.]

It also has so architecture in it mat it's a city after all

[@mrpigglyboy2249]

Omg this game, i remember watching it years ago

[@joshuapatrick682]

Reminds me of that Ren and Stimpy episode with THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON!

[@CybershamanX]

(8:18) I think that's a dinosaur. You know, killed by meteor? 😉

[@thebeardedatheist]

Yeah loved it! VR next!!!

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

Definitely thought 2001 was going to 9/11 lol

[@jebbecausejeb]

God I love this game. Thanks for playing it RCE.

[@TheRBTech]

We need more shout-outs for the editors and I personally LOVE interaction between the gamer and editors!

[@D100RandomEncounter]

The VR version USED to be playable without a VR headset. But something screwed up, and now it's barely playable without a headset and, more importantly, VR controls.

[@thorbjrnbentzen5741]

Can you pls make a machinarium series its a cool and hard puzzle game and i think its the perfect game for you😊

[@cosmogaze1]

yes

[@chadbarnhart766]

Editor(s) are the real mvps

[@rocketrambo20]

the VR one is so fun you can explore the whole room

[@mxaa9776]

i'm surprised this game is only now appearing on youtube, it's been out for a while now

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

? The game’s been covered by the big KZbinrs for almost a decade.

[@Minecraft-Galaxy-Player]

RIP PLUTO

[@almansano]

Thats such a cool game

[@ekvictory007]

Honestly, a VR game with this much skill, effort, and thought put into it would be amazing; even if it were a demo. Ngl, I might have to come up with a double-digit budget homebrew VR headset to play something like that.

[@yuvie9588]

oh my god this game is a classic, I still remember how popular it was back in the days

[@britishshock]

There's a vr version that is amazing

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah ALSO lets STFU and play did a video on it And WOW does he make it fun

[@Riann_Reaper17]

Please try the VR version sometime!! It is so cool!! And also so much more immersive too.

[@zecuse]

If Pluto is reinstated, then in order to keep the definition of a planet consistent, we'd have dozens, if not a hundred, additional planets in our solar system alone. Following the definition from 2006 that reevaluated Pluto: 1. A planet is in orbit around the Sun Well, this has to be relaxed for the simple fact that we know there are other planets around other stars. Either way, though, Pluto satisfies this along with thousands of other objects. We need to narrow this down drastically! 2. A planet has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium (a nearly round shape) Pluto clearly satisfies this as well, but so do hundreds of other objects. Better, but still too much. Moons in particular haven't been excluded. 3. A planet has "cleared the neighborhood" around its orbit Cool, this eliminates all the moons (everything but the most massive object in the local system) and most of the rest of the objects. Pluto can be considered as satisfying this parameter if we don't consider the fact that it and its moon Charon cause the barycenter between the two to lie outside Pluto's radius. But, a curious problem remains. Mercury is the smallest planet (besides Pluto). If it were to be migrated into Jupiter's orbit, there's no way it could be considered a planet anymore under this criterion! It would have to be reevaluated as a moon of Jupiter. Is this not the whole problem we're arguing about Pluto? In fact, Pluto already does this without actually being captured by Neptune due to their 2:3 orbital resonance! For ~20 out of 248 (Earth) years of Pluto's orbit, Neptune is actually the 9th planet! So, have Pluto and Neptune really cleared their orbits? If we say they have, then we still need to include dozens of other objects as planets by this definition, and I'm not talking about moons.

[@SeriousApache]

Planets orbiting other stars are called exoplanets. No need to change this.

[@zecuse]

@@SeriousApache Yes, and as you can see, I'm still considering Pluto a type of planet by that criterion alone. It's the last one that breaks the simple "planet" designator for me which even most exoplanets still satisfy. So, exoplanets are more of a "planet" than Pluto (a dwarf planet) is because if they were brought into a clear orbit within our solar system, they'd be more of a planet than Pluto.

[@erueka6]

​@@zecuseyou could just make an exception instead of being stringent twats pluto is a planet for more than just its designation its has historical and mythological significance so f science on this one got it wrong.

[@erueka6]

​​@@zecuseor instead of being stringent twats make a exception Pluto is a planet for more than just its designation it has historical, mythological and early scientific significance.

[@erueka6]

​@@zecuseyou know what screw tube and their garbage deleting its a planet thats final make an exception and get over it.

[@paweczechowicz6451]

RIP Pluto!

[@ultracooldood]

7:50 the music sounds kind of like portal 2

[@anthonycatino3367]

Pluto is still a planet, just a dwarf planet

[@tatianna_prassetyo]

Yay another one

[@briankale5977]

No RIP to Pluto, the observatory locally here that found it, Lowell, is fighting for the status back.

[@Viirrvill]

lets all support them in their endeavor

[@feha92]

It doesn't need the status back. Because it never lost it. I never signed off on the change.

[@aredub1847]

this is a discovery puzzle box.

[@tymassaro8576]

played this game all the time as a kid and could never finish it, this video hit home 😂

[@Pancakes_Roblox]

The title and thumbnail are so relatible😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Arceus3251]

That coffee looks like it has the Costa logo on it. SURELY I thought RCE wouldve noticed that

[@seantaggart7382]

Classic game!

[@Texas_fan101]

21:25 wait, ARSTOTZKA?

[@spacemonkey3718]

RIP PLUTO!

[@utemakoto]

If you're stepping into VR, may I recommend The Last Clockwinder

[@Adayintherain]

“Its pl, its not pi” 💀

[@CyanCassowary]

A classic game

[@CybershamanX]

(17:29) That would be a 2001: A Space Odyssey reference. (Nukes and "star child") 😉

[@v1buster561]

More please

[@ThatGuyNyan]

Now now RCE, we have to see the vr version now that you mention it

[@tomaszsienicki2130]

F for pluto

[@simoneloperfido]

RIP Pluto

[@Anthony-stama]

bro is going to mess me up in math today

[@hoshyro]

Rip Pluto, we'll always love you

[@pmvallejo522]

was so confused because i thought there was only a vr version

[@Domegraton]

The VR version has even more endings

[@lilcaps]

i thought the piece of paper from the clock puzzle was binary that you had to input into the 6 digit panel at the bottom of the screen

[@aspenkeith2523]

In New Mexico Pluto is a planet.

[@Walker__91]

Petition for Mat to play Papers, Please

[@stupidboy2797]

There is 3D version which can be played both normally and in vr I think

[@anthonystarkman9864]

My man had art school at mcdonalds, that hand is out of proportions💀

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D even has different endings to 2. of course some are the same (like the obvious nuke), but they're entirely new puzzles

[@Thelkter13]

RIP Pluto 😢

[@burntbiscuitthatlikethecowboys]

5:40 made me almost spit my food out

[@yigitaligozaydn2332]

Man its been soo long since the last time i saw this game😅 still love it😊

[@moonphase420]

[@user-dd1lg8zv8v]

Rip Pluto

[@NoahGooder]

i love games that go with the 2d pixel art design

[@flooxydoox]

You should definitely play the vr version

[@mxaa9776]

Make sure to play the 3D version in VR, it is broken on PC

[@IAdoreTea353]

RIP Pluto…

[@DanniV8]

RIP Pluto the planet

[@io1855]

Don't touch anything 3D is not VR only and its adds more content

[@Battlesny]

There's a third game? I only knew about this and the VR version. Although, I'd guess the VR is most likely the actual third one, even if it was the first one I learned about.

[@io1855]

VR uses 3D version@@Battlesny

[@gagagero]

I love how the 576 didn't go anywhere lol.

[@alucard96FB]

Try this game in VR

[@nobledeeno]

only real engineers know whats up

[@Noobus_Christ]

It’s only now he’s found this game?

[@HyperDevv]

ITS THE WIRE CUTTERS

[@Raaca.]

The vr version does have more endings

[@user-gh5vp6vh7j]

Just keep pressing the button

[@roboslone]

bamboozled by missing rick&morty reference to Pluto not being a planet

[@gaysarahk]

Part 2! Huzzah!

[@zachspielberger8737]

Rip