When you challenge Prussia to a war (dybbøl)

BoomBoom:Battle of mysunde 1864
Clips taken from TV serires: 1864

[@lukavidovic4033]

Thanks guys for 1 million views, I have no idea how this blew up so much, and as always glory to Prussia!

[@darionikolic5435]

np

[@WilhelmMuller88]

Danish big gae

[@imsahlaz483]

Wait so Prussia is not Russia?

[@voynex1672]

Zal it’s not Russia it was located in modern day Poland and germany

[@abcd-dk5zp]

.@@imsahlaz483 Prussia was beaten by Russia several times.

[@ioannisii.komnenos5931]

When the air suddenly starts speaking German

[@BlazinPheonix32]

Just like "Guten Morgen gute Herren!"

[@jocelynndotson7273]

The Luftwaffle

[@DominikG416]

Shiße

[@obamagaming-zv4vy]

Battle of britain intensifies

[@Cybernaut551]

When the air suddenly starts speaking Sun:

[@BarcelPL]

What's the scariest thing you can see on the battlefield? A German officer with map and stopwatch.

[@militaryjunkie6207]

Napoleon and his old guard

[@trololopez2437]

Correction: a PRUSSIAN officer with map and stopwatch

[@Schimansk1]

@@trololopez2437 correction: a prussian is a GERMAN

[@DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD]

@@Schimansk1 But not every German is a Prussian :)

[@BaljinderSingh-xy4ik]

@@DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD why?

[@christopherharmon2433]

That Prussian Artillery officer seems like someone who REALLY likes his job.

[@TheLittleDeath1]

Wir haben hier Geschütze aus bestem Stahl. Granaten mit einer Reichweite, die erschreckend ist und einer Kraft, die den Gegner erzittern lässt. Also lasst uns die verdammten Dänen aus ihren Schanzen vertreiben. Feuer!

[@Pikog777]

It's weird to think that in 1864 in America we were using muskets and fighting hundreds of feet apart in the civil war, but in Prussia they literally had Howitzers and were fighting miles apart with *very early* bolt-action rifles. Huh.

[@thrawn-ys9hf]

Lets just forget that the American's had Cannon with a 2 mile range and the Union Calvary was armed almost exclusively with lever action carbines. . . you think the Prussians also didn't have to fight "hundreds of feet apart" with their rifles???

[@danielhall6578]

And that did the US military good, because the germans went through numerous rifles in the 40 year time period, the USA went through 3 till 1903. the springfield black powder rifle, the trap door springfield, and the model 1898 Krag-Jorgenson bolt action rifle, until the 1903 was adopted and used in ww1

[@edwardcarson81]

By 1864, the war had evolved into stagnant trench warfare, so fighting hundred feet became the norm. Both sides of the civil war were students of Napoleon's strategies and tactics, and since their last major war was with a Napoleon wannabe in the Mexican-American war. But then a generation later, Europe would learn what America did about the horrors of trench warfare.

[@AdamantLightLP]

Because when you need guns *now* you tend to forgo fancy new technology. Plus, they were muzzle-loaded rifles, not muskets, and they had a decent range.

[@mst3kguy754]

@@danielhall6578 While you are right, it wasn`t very different for the germans: Dreysen Needlegun - Mauser 71- Mauser 71/84 (very short duration) - Commisionrifle 1888 - Mauser 1898. So, only one more.

[@arlondar2784]

3 year old kids: look mommy a shooting star. The shooting star: 1:42

[@Keile465]

Girls in dodgeball:i hate dodgeball Boys in dodgeball: 1:42

[@yewmacham579]

When god is busy so the prussians have to take over

[@osiris_the_great6861]

No my child, that is the might of the Prussian army

[@kimballscarr]

Oder... kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJ-xqmtneMuLqpI

[@kimballscarr]

But the scene that really makes it the shell going off and blowing the guy running aways clothing off!

[@TheTony559]

Danes when they have to fight unarmed monks in an English monastery: 😃😎 Danes when they have to fight Germany or Sweden: 😨😢

[@thecommandant2831]

"Commandant where is the enemy trench?" "I blew it up :p."

[@ksubswithoutanyvideos-tm7qi]

this time period was the best with wars, armies were getting into modern equipment like guns and artillery while also using swords horses

[@Ayeshteni]

Massed Industrialised warfare and weaponry with outdated Napoleonic tactical combat formations. Massed Meatgrinder wars were best wars?

[@serugolino7867]

@@Ayeshteni this period from 1850 to 1914 has a certain charm to it

[@couldbeanybody2508]

@@Ayeshteni no. Not really meatgrinders considering the casualty disparity in most of this periods wars. When the bolt action rifle came in and 1914 rolled around, the real meat grinding started.

[@sashayt8932]

@@couldbeanybody2508 Well in fact the first bolt action rifle came in 1848 in Prussia and to this day the majority of death in battle is because of artillery. After the napoleonic wars the entire world would make significiant research on artillery because its more accurate and deadly than a riffle in others hands we have dumbass generals who will make war with infantry line and will be shocked at the end result of the battle like in exemple the Italian war in 1859 or the American Civil War in 1861 or just look all the war who started after 1850 just because il a fucking massacre where this is just a battle with artillery and infantry line being butchered. So yes WW1 was a meat grinding like all the previous war but not because of bolt action but certainly because of artillery and generals who just throw men in middle of artillery fire.....

[@Swindle1984]

TFW Prussia is literally just using you to field trial their new toys before they go to war with Austria

[@AbramsRael]

"Our cannon fire will blot out the sun" -Xerxes

[@egeozturk9571]

*"I die"* Leonhard Euler, Swiss Mathematician, his last words

[@ΟΜΑΚΕΔΏΝ-ο5λ]

German quality incoming

[@V1nce_man]

You know you’re in trouble when the Prussians bring out the giant map

[@Furzkampfbomber]

Actually, that was just the officers cuddle blanket. The giant map will be delivered by a couple of zeppelins soon.

[@V1nce_man]

Furzkampfbomber Mein gott

[@G1Bryce]

There is nothing like a pissed off German engineer

[@Furzkampfbomber]

@Adrian Thanks a lot! At least someone who understands and appreciates this kind of humour. :D

[@V1nce_man]

Polish Hero Witold Pilecki So... what point are you making? Cause I just said this to be funny and it seemed it worked but I think your getting too worked up over it

[@alexanderrahl7034]

Where most states have an army, the Prussian Army has a state. Lol

[@tomchoioh]

Frederick the 2nd, was it? Nice touch!

[@joshuasharpe8047]

@@tomchoioh Close! A close friend of Frederick's, one Voltaire.

[@bigbitehood1353]

Its true

[@metalltitan]

@@tomchoioh Voltaire.

[@mrdragonage7446]

Can u elaborate on that quote?

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

Never bring a musket to an artillery fight

[@waliahmed7931]

It's actually an Enfield my Friend :)

[@potassiumnitrate5817]

@@waliahmed7931 it's a musket-rifle, so it's good

[@pimiento3428]

ok never bring an enfield to an artillery fight

[@fds7476]

Unless you can see the cannoneers.

[@Cjnw]

#Fernfeuer

[@CT---ye4lc]

“Lieutenant, see that Danish trench over there?” “Yes sir I do.” “Well I don’t want to.” “Yes sir!”

[@ellidominusser1138]

Sadly, very underrated.

[@friedrichi.dersoldatenkoni2896]

Das heißt Jawohl!

[@muhammadscott571]

Lol

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

Lmfao

[@SONUYADAV-mo3ng]

Lol

[@ScottTHutch]

I want a French woman to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, and a German man to enthusiastically describe weaponry to me

[@trdrudedude6099]

The latter one are there plenty

[@silversrayleigh4515]

Das Maschinengewehr - 3 ist meiner Ansicht nach die beste handgetragene Niederhaltungswaffe. Mit Ihrem Gewicht von zirka 12 Kilogramm ist sie zwar etwas auf der schwereren Seite der Waffen, allerdings vergisst man diesen kleinen Nachteil sofort wenn man sich vor Augen hält, dass dieses Maschinengewehr bis zu Eintausendzweihundert Schuss pro Minute vom Kaliber 7.62x51mm verschießt. Einem solchen Kugelhagel hält man von einer behelfsmäßigen Feldstellung auf keinen Fall stand. Trotz der schlimmen Vorgeschichte dieser Waffe (Ursprünglich MG42 , Nachgänger des MG34) ist sie bis heute in puncto Feuerrate und Optik meiner Meinung nach unübertroffen. Hope you enjoyed that, but I can't be bothered to translate that little rant into english, just slap it into google translate and you'll be fine . Cheers, mate ! =)

[@knispelwedges427]

@@silversrayleigh4515 Sexy.

[@neinnein9306]

Also mein Opa hatte französische Frauen und ein MG42. Der hätte dir was erzählen können.

[@Okuu__Gaming_1]

I got you. Come to duisburg. Actually, don't. This place is worse than the slums in Mumbai.

[@kgb5979]

When the Danish exchange student bullies you so you tell the others to position the *H A U B I T Z E N*

[@animationpartisan1983]

When you secretly whisper Prussia into his ear

[@EpicMRPancake]

"Your girl was taking effective fire from my *H A U B I T Z E R* last night"

[@historyexplained916]

@@EpicMRPancake lmao

[@theflyinggasmask]

Then you see him pull out a decorated axe as he wispers *"Skål"* into your ear

[@houselemuellan8756]

*H A U V I T Z E R*

[@billwilson7841]

*Just the noise they make is deadly!* PRUSSIA GLORY EARRAPE

[@Crackdalf]

It's not rape because we wanted it

[@jonathanbastard4629]

@@Crackdalf Ja, Ja

[@jonathanbastard4629]

It's not rape, it's pleasure for mein ears

[@LatifXD]

@@Crackdalf Ear Sex

[@509Gman]

Having been near (modern) cannonfire, it truly is a brutal experience.

[@Felix-ve9hs]

The subtitle: "wear out their nerves" The german: "shred their nerves"

[@BlazinPheonix32]

Well yes shrapnel would do that yes

[@vortagnachricht5547]

Seems to me the actors aren't native German speakers, the German was off, the subtitles were worse though

[@vHindenburg]

@@vortagnachricht5547 correct so far I am aware of they are Danes. Its a Danish movie.

[@truckwarrior5944]

@@vortagnachricht5547 The German was not off at all, what are you talking about? Name examples.

[@truckwarrior5944]

@@23GreyFox The word you are looking for is "geriffelte". That is a correct German word. Not a good example. I understood everything they said, nothing seemed off and everything made sense in the context provided.

[@Obsidianen]

Denmark: "We are the Chosen people of god." Prussia: "I am gonna try out some new toys."

[@YourMom-vz2qx]

Chosen to be target practice,I guess.

[@blitzkrupp8583]

Yeah new Krupp cannon toys

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

@Erwin Rommell German Oprah: Yew gets something, and Yew gets something, Jewerybody gets something!

[@thedon9247]

When the hell did denmark say they were the chosen people of god..? If you're implying the danes are jewish you're incorrect. Denmark has never hosted a large jewish population.

[@Obsidianen]

@@thedon9247 it was said in another sequence of the movie during their declaration of war. Video: "Denmark declares war on Prussia"

[@erika002]

*_You can't spell Artillery without "Art"_*

[@poppers7317]

And "ill", so what's your point?

[@erika002]

@@poppers7317 ?????

[@mamushiiakai7427]

The point is, it's an art which makes the opposing forces very ill, maybe? Too bad there's one less "e" and they will be very leery about how much you can feel ill about that art 😆

[@erika002]

@@mamushiiakai7427 Ah I see, although, they aren't just going to be ill because the majority of the enemy isn't ill at all....they're dead...

[@mamushiiakai7427]

@@erika002 the way they go... Is very ill indeed 😁 Or in another word, grotesque

[@viniwizi]

Doctrine: *SUPERIOR FIREPOWER*

[@elements1168]

Well that sounds like the US

[@luftwaffle4327]

When germany goes down superior firepower

[@shamigod23]

Best Doctrine investigation

[@CEBph5997]

200% DISCIPLINE

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

*Laughs in **-Russian-** Complete Gridsquare Removal*

[@danielhong3954]

France declares war on prussia denmark and austria: I would not do that if i were you.

[@inhocsignovinces1327]

U know that is Prussia and Bismarck who wanted war uh?

[@alexanderkroell5345]

@@inhocsignovinces1327 Yes but france declared it lol

[@JH-zs3bs]

@@inhocsignovinces1327 Indeed, but Bismarck made France declare it. There was a disagreement about which monarchic family can send their candidate to the vacant spanish thrown. France didnt want a candidate from the same family as the one ruling Prussia (Hohenzollern). So the french king send his emissary to the prussian King. After they agreed that the prussian candidate will abstain, France wanted more and asked that the Hohenzollern abstain forever from any claims on any thrown. Ofc the prussian king declined. And that was it. But Bismarck published a notification about the conversation between king and french emissary and made it appear as if the king treated the emissary most respectless. The french king was offended and declared war. Worst mistake of his career. In the end he lost his crown and France lost some territory. because he was butthurt, imagine that! And the French were buttheart because the germans declared their Kaiserreich in the nice Partyhall of the King that the french themselves guillotined for starving them to death to party in said hall. Its rather weird, isnt it? What hurt them most is not loosing, or ceding territory... No, its some german boots and a declaration in a hall in their fancy castle. But curiosly they gained freedom through prussias invasion. The last french King was only overthrown because of his military defeat. So in a way, France owed thanks to Germany for becoming a Democracy again.^^

[@inhocsignovinces1327]

@@JH-zs3bs First of all, I knew history of my own country thank you, but u don't. France was not at all a kingdom but an Empire, with Bonaparte at crown, Napoléon III, that's not at all the same. There is not story of "butthurt" or other pathetic english meme, just diplomacy, that was like that. France gained freedom? Lmao, really u don't know anything about our history, go open a book pls. Republicans was in big inferiority in country, all people wanted Bonaparte on crown, but Republicans traitors made peace with Germans and made Republic. 8 may 1870, referendum on Empire, approved at more of 80% of people.

[@MrIrishscouse]

Some countries just can't be told, can they? Despite the evidence. 2😁

[@Andernol]

As Napoleon stated, "God fights on the side with the best artillery"

[@TheOneG36]

"ein deutscher Gruß von oben" Advertisement Krupp 1871. While the rifles where crap before 1898 the Haubitzen wasn´t ;)

[@Andernol]

@@TheOneG36 lmfao the rifles were garbage, yup. But there hasn't been hardly a war where the rifleman outweighed the artillery man.

[@asmeet2005]

" For religions poor remains poor, rich remains rich" - Napoleon Bonaparte.

[@theranger7924]

I know that quote because of btd6. Captain Churchill says it when you place him

[@asmeet2005]

@@FlaviusConstantinus306 Why not? Btw, your php is giving me goosebumps. HOW MANY FRICKING TIME YOU WANT RULE THE WAVE? YOU NEED A SEMICOLON, IF NOT FULL STOP.

[@obi-wankenobi6036]

Denmark: Yo Prussia we decl- Prussia: Done Denmark: *wait W H A T*

[@feliscorax]

I think your joke is maybe too subtle for YT, but I found it funny.

[@Attaxalotl]

Ah yes, Danish-Prussian war speedrun, howitzer%.

[@jamesburdian56]

Romans when the hills start speaking Turkish:

[@pixzar4180]

German howitzer seepdrun :-complete

[@TheKatymama]

@@jamesburdian56 three roman legions when the Teutoberg forest starts speaking germanic in AD 9:

[@PraiseThySnail]

Danish Troops: Hah we have more men Prussia: *Brings out the big map* Danish: Yep we're dead

[@TomElliottJackson]

It's our good walkin-on map

[@bayurukmanajati1224]

Prussia: "Howitzer!" Denmark: "Fall back to Minash Tirith!"

[@purpleguy7093]

Damn thats far away

[@juliusraben3526]

So....much....wrong.... with....is comment....

[@purpleguy7093]

@@juliusraben3526 *this

[@juliusraben3526]

@@purpleguy7093 FU dude, google minash tirith and it will correct it to minas tirith. Incomplete uppertunistic grammar nazi. Edit: you are not pointing out the missing dots between the last 2 words for inconsistency? No, you incomplete grammar nazi

[@purpleguy7093]

@@juliusraben3526 Jeder hat seine Fehler, du zum Beispiel das du simple Kritik nicht abkannst. Obwohl dies auf einer öffentlichen Seite relativ häufig vorkommen kann.

[@nileshjena1710]

**france declares war on prussia** Otto von Bismarck: *Im about to ruin this guy’s whole career*

[@trdrudedude6099]

Otto von Bismarck Had provoked Them and wanted and planed that war to unite the German states into one singel entity

[@schabenlord2809]

@@trdrudedude6099 Yes and he did it😂

[@muhammadscott571]

@@trdrudedude6099 and he did

[@marcusholloway685]

@@trdrudedude6099 He wanted to annex Alsace-Lorraine or Elsaß-Lothringen but the peaceful way

[@marcusholloway685]

@@trdrudedude6099 Also the French actually declared war on Germany during the Franco-Prussian war, not Germany or the North German Confederation

[@therealmp40]

I love feeling patriotism for a country that no longer exists

[@Cortesevasive]

Birthplace of vikings

[@chrisbolland5634]

@@dnsblck Some would say that is wisdom, not folly.

[@JeanWayne]

Actually,...... Germany is the the successor of Prussia just like it is the successor of the third reich.

[@CDSAfghan]

Rhodesia

[@callsignbard6655]

@@JeanWayne Prussia was a kingdom in Germany that united Germany under itself. And Germany is not the successor to the Third Reich, the Third Reich was a tyrannical government over Germany in the 1930s and 40s.

[@elizabethmiller7918]

This Danish movie is pretty + good honest What people dont realize the Danish Army was actually slightly bigger than Prussia's just a priori to the war and on top of this Denmark had a real Navy, which Prussia mostly lacked. At the time Denmark was considered one of the preeminent military powers of Northern Europe. And they (thought) they had England as an ally and so that it would all be a cakewalk. So they recklessly provoked a war with Pussia by breaking the Schleswig treaty ( which stipulated they could not abuse the german population of that province and forced them to not speak german etc) and sent provocative missives to the Prussia King. But the Prussians had made quite a few improvements to the firepower of thier Army and the effectiveness of theirs leadership, so they were quite confident and did not mind a Danish attack at all since they ere eager to use their expensive military to improve their standing in Europe and among the german states. Also, as the Prussians expected, England abandoned the Danes, since they were the ones who broke the treaty and on top of that the Austrians sent generous help to the Prussians. The Danish movie is quite honest about all these things. Ultimately the war was decided by Prussian artillery which was quite superior and so more than made up that Denmark's military was slightly larger. Prussian and Austrian "Special Forces" (for the time) the Deaths head Hussars also contributed out of proportion to their numbers. On top of that the Prussians had the better generalship and staffs and so in the end it was a crushing defeat for the Danes. Denmark would never again be considered a powerful country in Europe.

[@SublimeHurdle]

Your comment will be more wholesome when your long paragraphs slowly turned into german, and fully used german when got to the end of your comment

[@Amharizz]

Copy pasta

[@elizabethmiller7918]

@@SublimeHurdle Huh? Is this supposed to be some kind of "clever" shade?

[@SublimeHurdle]

@@elizabethmiller7918 :)

[@vincentvalenzuela732]

So what movie is it then?? Plz I wanna watch this film

[@hachirokuae8657]

Literary every EU that shared borders with Germany: UK : thank God we are an island

[@Zozo806]

look for Englandkanone or V3

[@bangscutter]

UK from the 18th century onwards: To fight us, you've got to beat our navy first.

[@fabovondestory]

Laughs in switzerland

[@fabovondestory]

@Shasvin Puvanesvaran yeah, no way the german could have 75% naval superiority

[@venepallysushanth7848]

@CruzZ and claiming all the credit afterwards.

[@jordinagel1184]

They really weren’t lying when they said “Der Krach an sich ist tödlich”

[@_np7]

911 likes, no comments on that one... seems weird ...like there's a certain topic they dont want to talk about ....

[@JustANervousWreck]

Ja

[@goliath5720]

@@JustANervousWreck what does the line mean?

[@JustANervousWreck]

@@goliath5720 “The sound is deadly.”

[@adrianseanheidmann4559]

@@JustANervousWreck yeah. "the sound on it's own is (already) deadly"

[@wakeful452]

I may be Danish but mad respect to Prussia for melting my country so quick

[@Arg0r]

Welp if you imagine, that the Wehrmacht did it in 6 hours...

[@sonofthebearking3335]

Mad respect to the mad respect

[@nicholasbarr1149]

sounds like you got no fight

[@formalist6096]

@@Arg0r the Wehrmacht didn’t decimate any army. The surrender was the choice of the Danish government, who knew they didn’t stand a chance against Germany, so they surrendered and tried to comply with the Germans, leading to Denmark being the best treated dominion of the German reich.

[@michaelper6914]

youre welcome

[@1999CrazyBones]

“So, what did you do today?” “Ah, just the normal, got up in the morning, went for a walk in the park, you know, the usual...” “Anything special?” “Oh! Yes! We declared war on Prussia!” “YOU WHAT?!”

[@paulfrancistorres7144]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!

[@DominikG416]

NEIN NEIN NEIN WAS HAVE YOU DONE

[@Outlaw8908]

🤣

[@murkywateradminssions5219]

Bismarck and moltke the elder: you sent an invitation where's the beer?

[@oskarsaristie9495]

Some years later, Eva Braun, Berlin: “Anything special, mein Führer?” “Oh! Yes! We declared war on the US!” “YOU WHAT?!”

[@chasmkek]

Hans bring me my 1841-Zündnadelgewehr!

[@kyleborboranmain8295]

It's that a gun or wot I searched it on Google can't find it

[@gamingfox9845]

@@kyleborboranmain8295 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyse_needle_gun I think he's referring to this rifle

[@kyleborboranmain8295]

@@gamingfox9845 thx

[@outoforder1871]

Danke herr Hans

[@toxi101yt5]

Which is better chassepot or zudnadel?

[@kaiserchillhelm4457]

Denmark: We have a nation with an own army Prussia: We have an army with an own nation

[@Chaoshero5567]

Yes

[@lZUNA7]

Whenever I hear the German language I get so excited I don't even know why. Glory to Prussia!

[@bernardmcavoy1864]

You must have shit for brains.

[@moonwatcher4047]

Same here, and I hardly understand any of it aside from a few words, phrases, and swears.

[@l.b.2392]

"This will be one of the greatest battles in our history" - is the correct translation. Not massacres. You guessed it, I'm german.

[@KC2761-d5x]

I'm not German and that kinda confused me too, I guess they just heard Schlacht and thought it means slaughter

[@l.b.2392]

@@KC2761-d5x 'schlachten' means to slaughter, conventionally used when killing an animal for food. It's very rarely used when talking about the killing of humans and if so, it implies a very barbaric, gruesome even sadistic way of doing so. Even then you'd rather say someone got 'massakriert'. 'Die Schlacht' means 'The battle' and barely carries any heavy implications besides the fact of two or more armies battling with each other. Though, if it is clear that one side has no chance whatsoever due to any uneven odds, you could say that it is or was ein 'Gemetzel'. And last but not least, 'Geschnetzteltes', is a gravy based dish, tipically made of chicken or pork, which is cut in small slices.

[@l.b.2392]

While the battery officer in this scene seems to be convinced of their obvious superiority and force in artillery power, he considers the future 'Gemetzel' to come a glorious 'Schlacht'.

[@l.b.2392]

Know who didn't consider it glorious? - - - You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

[@hoisendeuser9156]

Habe bei der Übersetzung auch schmunzeln müssen.

[@yonimusf9669]

People always say German sounds angry and ugly and like it just doesn't, even angry it sounds beautiful to me.

[@maddox0110]

Depends. Northern Germans speak in cut off harsh words and sentances. Southern Germans are more elaborate and "gemütlich" spoken. But all are "ordnung muss sein". And please exclude Merkels import "neue deutsche". And I can only hope that october brings better beer...

[@Fafawif]

Ze Deutsche : Howbitze

[@thomasroutt380]

No one can deny… its an interesting language

[@soundofeighthooves]

this guy had a thick danish accent though

[@carlosandleon]

@@soundofeighthooves he didn't have an accent at all.

[@Arkticus]

I'm sorry, but I always start uncontrollably laughing at around 01:22 when Goeber stuffs his ears and, with what I can only describe as the most perfect crazy German scientist face, triumphantly says "HAUBITZEN!" And then as the cherry on top, you add the Preussens Gloria earrape. Ahh. Perfection.

[@santoslittlehelper06]

The Gloria really ties the whole clip together.

[@noggy3133]

You laugh, but show no remorse for the people that will die.

[@Arkticus]

...wut?

[@BigBangAttack-mt6pz]

@@noggy3133 Very deep, I too am a 6th grader that uses tiktok

[@jacobpeters5458]

@@noggy3133 oh yeah, all those people that died 200 years ago. man I miss them so much, I used to have such pleasant chats with them

[@eddieyuen9748]

0:06 Me and boys planning how we are gonna win Dodgeball

[@maximkretsch7134]

Fun fact: The Prussian chief of staff Moltke started his military career as a Danish cadet in Copenhagen.

[@RubbaDubbaDooskie]

Without Moltke what was Bismark??!?!? Serious question. Napoleon wasn't French, he was Corsican. Stalin wasn't Russian, he was Georgian. Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian. I guess it's not what you are, it's what you identify as.

[@octaviolopez2014]

Moltke The Old???

[@maximkretsch7134]

@@octaviolopez2014 Yes, Moltke "the silent"

[@cristsan4171]

Ah yes. He began as a spy for Germany

[@KaiserStormTracking]

The irony

[@StarStruckSolace]

Discipline: 300% Precision: 500% Glory: Incomprehensible!

[@pxu_190]

@TheGrumpiestOldMan Discipline is still very good in the german army

[@speznaleague2710]

@@pxu_190 ye with that many nazis in it of course it does

[@pxu_190]

@@speznaleague2710 What?

[@serugolino7867]

@@speznaleague2710 what

[@jaydenshepard7928]

@@serugolino7867 The current modern German army is riddled with legit nazis to the point that they regularly find nazi symbols and memorabilia inside barracks, personal quarters, etc. Its extensive enough to become a public issue that Germany has had to try and crackdown on but its not very effective in practice. You can’t half ass suppress a determined ideology demographic that is underground due to it being deemed illegal by the German government.

[@lionljb]

this is the equivalent of getting hit by a nerf dart and firing back a 50 cal

[@sonofthebearking3335]

😂

[@trdrudedude6099]

It is also *the way*

[@nicholasverrelltjipta7267]

More like hit by nerf dart and firing back a 20mm anti tank gun

[@cassiopeia3573]

If you ever heard about 'temper, temper..' stories when USS Wisconsin (if i'm not mistaken) get hit by 120mm gun and then shot back with all Her 16" guns...

[@theepicraptor7783]

Danish Entrenchment: we can hold out forever! Those Prussians will never beat us! Prussian howitzers: A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T

[@theonlylauri]

"Now witness the firepower of these fully armed and operational HAUBITZEN!" -Freiherr von Palpatine, Königlich Preußische Armee

[@DanHubHD]

Lol haha

[@darthplagueis3488]

“Fire at will, Komandat!”

[@rajeshparihar2521]

that's Howitzer you know

[@ΔημήτρηςΡέπας-π5σ]

Good, good, let the preußische spirit flow through you...

[@austrakaiser4793]

@@rajeshparihar2521 I'm afraid you need hearing aids

[@troy4298]

“Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets.”

[@chris-su8ns]

Artillery knows neither friend nor foe, only targets.

[@rookiedetective569]

"God fights on the side, with the best artillery." ~Napoleon

[@connoissuer_of_class]

Submariners have the same feeling about boats. There are only submarines and targets.

[@Rixoli]

"We will win the war with our rifles!" Bold words for grid coordinates.

[@caffeecup5319]

The Franco-Prussian war happened so fast that the map makers didn’t have time to make accurate maps

[@thunderbird1921]

How about the Austro-Prussian War? Franz Joseph and his generals completely botched that campaign. No wonder it was so quick.

[@papagaiofilmes6642]

That isn't the Franco

[@papagaiofilmes6642]

Is that one against Denmark

[@azravalencia4577]

Funny enough Prussians did have more accurate map of France than the French have. Lol

[@operatorchakkoty4257]

@@azravalencia4577 to be fair, most of the fabric was white.

[@Books_Lot]

"The artillerymen are the gods of the battlefield"- Joseph Stalin

[@officialeuladegenerate4035]

Danemark: i have an army Prussia: i have a state

[@Etzelsschizo]

@Robert E. Lee ϟϟ he was referring to Voltaire's quote: ,,While most states have an army, the Prussian army has a state"

[@schnozberries98]

“Prussia is not a nation with an army, but rather an army with a nation.”

[@SidneyBroadshead]

Denmark: I have an army. Prussia: We have a Bismarck.

[@Etzelsschizo]

@James Estelle no, the line was from Bismarck, not from Voltaire.

[@roosterbooster6238]

Sweden we are laughing 😂

[@thevisigoth5321]

the girls playing dodgeball: Ugh, I broke another nail! die Jungs spielen Völkerball:

[@rivepest6158]

Wohl eher Völkerhaubitze ^^

[@marijafrankovic1959]

Ja ja

[@gunnisonclardy5387]

Why does everyone use that MEME

[@killme2675]

Jungen*

[@killme2675]

@@maxpacey8444 Jungen is plural, so "Die" will be used.

[@mansonfd7835]

Vikings: We are inevitable! Prussians: *gasp* nein

[@piepiep2368]

yes but at time of vikings germans are so bad english too, but french win, and go out english frenchbashing

[@thatchinesegamer5858]

69

[@BlazinPheonix32]

@@thatchinesegamer5858 nice

[@adolphbismark4331]

Vikings were a bunch of blonde gypsies that lost every single battle

[@jucas2233]

@@adolphbismark4331 just the Swedes

[@dorisnicholson9091]

A german leader will always make his men feel like supermen

[@tagejaredreiersl8370]

Rip denmark

[@lukavidovic4033]

Tage Jared Reiersøl ;) hallo mein lieber freund

[@u.c.r.founder7876]

The danes won at dybbøl

[@aiman_oofed8186]

@@u.c.r.founder7876 wrong answer boi

[@u.c.r.founder7876]

@@aiman_oofed8186 right answer, boi. Just search it.

[@aiman_oofed8186]

@@u.c.r.founder7876 learn history boi

[@zonah1732]

As a german, you can notice that the actor of Goeben is not a native german speaker and if you listen closely you can hear his english accent.

[@jb76489]

That’s weird considering the actor is Czech

[@nitrocharge2404]

@@jb76489 I'm willing to believe he isn't a native German speaker, even if the accent was misplaced

[@jb76489]

NitroCharge 240 you don’t have to be willing to do any thing. We know he’s not a native German speaker. Because he is Czech. Not that complicated

[@nitrocharge2404]

@@jb76489 Yeah but your initial comment came across like a backhanded comment about the legitimacy of OP's statement, that's more what I meant

[@jb76489]

NitroCharge 240 it was, because op original comment was ignorant and stupid

[@visegradi]

That man's face screams "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"

[@avongard1356]

BRRRRAAAAKA MONOGAAAAA!

[@nightstar4330]

DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!

[@JOJO-ig2jw]

Is that a JoJo's reference 😂😂😂

[@mwanikimwaniki6801]

@@JOJO-ig2jw Yeeees yes yess

[@JOJO-ig2jw]

@@mwanikimwaniki6801 a man of culture I see>:)

[@antoinelachapelle3405]

Some units in WW1 had to endure similar bombardments for **weeks** without stop. Something like 3-4000 shells a day, every day. I would dig in so deep I would become a feral mole-person

[@davelastname8074]

Prussia: declares war on the rest of the world. Rest of the world: Gues I'll die

[@kgb4973]

Russia: That's a free real estate!

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

Asia: *fighting amongst themselves* You said something?

[@drakeevans8042]

Amarica I think I'll sit this one out you all have fun

[@Cyricist001]

@@kgb4973 Russia lost the war against Prussia.

[@kgb4973]

@@Cyricist001 remember 7 year war, remember WW2. We were in Berlin twice.

[@hypestar4156]

Prussia has changed their Diplomatic position: Declare war

[@tanaymehta4529]

Kingdom of Bavaria wants to send 3 Volunteer Divisions

[@mathisj3873]

@@tanaymehta4529 Austria has ended the non-aggression pact.

[@emp1804]

France surrenders!

[@notoriousblt1038]

The Danes started it

[@captainbackflash]

@@mathisj3873 ...and lost!

[@noahf8752]

When the Death Korps arrive to Vraks:

[@mamushiiakai7427]

If they charged from the trench while under artillery bombardment to the enemy's then they're proper Death Korps of Krieg 🤔 For now, I'll agree if they're new recruits getting into first day of training in Krieg

[@random40kfan57]

Finally a warhammer 40k guy

[@briantyler6028]

Lutzow's Freikorps

[@alexh3974]

No one dieing... Thats not Kreig.

[@thelittledestroyer2682]

Danish girl: *rejects me* Me:

[@dominic520]

This is Victoria 2 when you play as Prussia

[@Ayeshteni]

This is Victoria 1 when you play Prussia. Or when you play Denmark for that matter.... Best play as Prussia.

[@jocelynndotson7273]

When you play as Prussia in European war 6: 1914

[@Legend-zg6hb]

Jocelynn Dotson omg I love that game

[@hanselsihotang]

*ARTILLERY WORLD MARKET DOMINATION*

[@ZandWheet]

As a Dane.... this Feelsbadman RIP

[@texasball1552]

Haha get and got fucked

[@soytube1151]

Challenging Prussia to war was a Pepga move OmegaLUL

[@wildgrunt8489]

SHUT UP YOU DONT EXIST

[@bekluwe]

Denmark surrenders to Germany in 6 hours in 1940.

[@maxmuller8633]

@@bekluwe Denmark was in a bad position and they have the perfect ground for armoured vehicles and I think they barely even have tanks to give our National Socialist ancestors a middle finger

[@SmokinSexyStyll]

"Fix the bayonet, but don't stop the arty barrage" -German officer with map

[@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890]

Some nice artillery pounding. Gotta love it.

[@raikbarczynski6582]

sound more like an officer from the Deathkorps of Krieg :)

[@strikerarmy1145]

@@raikbarczynski6582 they are loosely modeled after the German Sturmtruppen of the 1.WW and partly French uniforms apparently

[@melonmusk8924]

I see, this is a creeping barrage classic.

[@venom3629]

Prussian officer*

[@dr.andersonsghost4315]

Danes be like, "Justice is on our side." Prussians be like, "Howitzers are on ours."

[@StockyLikeStockings]

"Justice is on our side." Prussia: yeah, but we have howitzers

[@panzerknackerpaul2061]

Justice was not on the danish side, that's why nobody helped them.

[@Lvkan]

@Robert N This is the battle of 1864. The danes lost.

[@Lvkan]

I was writing about the Battle of dybbol. So I was not wrong at all.

[@ekanshburhanpurkar1560]

@Robert N Mate dybbol is literally written in the title

[@sonanhnguyen2589]

Napoleon be like: -that’s gotta be the greatest cannons I've ever see

[@MrBell-iq3sm]

So it would seem.

[@nothinghere200]

Krupp cannon is like the greatest prussian cannon

[@Barrystue]

The ratte pulls up and starts blasting

[@chrisb9143]

Dieu est du côté qui a la plus grosse artillerie

[@nicholasverrelltjipta7267]

@@Barrystue **laughs in schwerer gustav**

[@Julius-rl6gp]

The moment when you are german and dont have to read thesubtitles

[@Negs42]

Ja Genau..die übersetzung ist schrecklich

[@jonas737]

*Überlegenheit*

[@KirbyMD3342]

@@jonas737 👌

[@535phobos]

@@Negs42 Schlacht mit "massacre" zu übersetzen ist schon frech. Und was zum Teufel sind "geriffelte Feldkanonen"? Wenn, dann sind das gezogene Kanonen.

[@Dragonspirit223]

I half understood (learning german)

[@claytoncherry3192]

The artillery rounds actually got a +10 range bonus from the morale of the music.

[@blitzcrieg101]

Love that

[@ohwhocares1]

what is the name of the song?

[@isiaharellano3789]

@@ohwhocares1 Preussens Gloria

[@guido7095]

0:47 is my absolute favorite shot, he looks so handsome with the sword and his jacket on his shoulder

[@ZhengIsRight]

There's a another mistake in the script, Goeben says "geriffelter Lauf" when referring to the rifled barrels of the howitzers, but in German the term is "gezogener Lauf".

[@brent0935]

ZhengIsRight difference with old high German maybe?

[@finn_shrug]

@@brent0935 I don't think so. A "geriffelter Lauf" is when the barrel grooves on the outside to make it more stable if a barrel is very long for instance. But what he means is a "gezogener Lauf" aka the rifling of that barrel.

[@HistoryGameV]

@@brent0935 I think "Goeben" is not a native German. Probably a Dane who speaks solid German? It sounds kind of strange, and there are a few pronounciation mistakes.

[@ancientpear6780]

@@brent0935 old high german was spoken over a thousand years ago. These guys would have been speaking high prussian, which is a language/dialect of central german, more specifically eastern central german.

[@IsntTheInternetGreat]

What did you just call my mom

[@raptin1595]

You know it’s about to get real when the Prussians bust out the mega map

[@kakakiri2601]

why every time I hear German language I always get excited

[@TheOneWhoKnocks507]

@@freckleheckler6311 Amen to that, someday (I hope soon) Germany will be restored to its former glory and the germans will be once again at the top of the world.

[@TheOneWhoKnocks507]

@@bernardmcavoy1864 If you call "little game" the glorification of a nation not doubt you are a fool, and if Germany is reduced to nothing, well, another legend of one more reich is better than have no glory. Present or past.

[@TheOneWhoKnocks507]

@@bernardmcavoy1864 Nop I dont care.

[@tfdnleaderk2290]

@Reck Fredreck Germans are NO RACE! Keep cool! Beeing german is a choice of lifestyle ;).

[@tfdnleaderk2290]

@@bernardmcavoy1864 Iam a german fellow, whats your problem silly boy? Do you think you are more worthy then anyone else? Let GOD choose "worthy" people, it is not your problem and not a problem of countrys...

[@denelloangelo]

Girls planning before an E-sports match: ok girls let's do this, Kathy you take the bottom, and i will go to the middle Boys planning before an E-sports match:

[@juanmanuelzardainbuganza8889]

Men the uniforms, people really used to know how to dress for war back in the day 👌🏻👍🏻

[@billygoodmeme7635]

Ah. A fellow Spaniard

[@grogery1570]

I have lost count of the number of women who have told me how hot men look in WWII German uniforms, then I had a girlfriend who grew up in East Germany, she was turned on by Russian uniforms!

[@isaiahvillarreal4512]

@@grogery1570 that’s because they were designed by HUGO BOSS. He was inspired by the Motorcycle Cops here in America during one of his visits.

[@thomaslombard8058]

@@isaiahvillarreal4512 Boss never designed anything of theirs. He and his company did all the manufacturing but all designs came from the Nazis themselves :)

[@Poglavnik088]

Honestly Croat and Germans always had the best uniforms than turns anyone on

[@havokvladimirovichstalinov]

Denmark: We will conquer all in our way Prussian Artillery: Allow me to sing you the song of my people

[@long_chin_man]

germans literally at any time before 1945: a glorious death will permit us to enter heaven. we will drive the enemy into extinction germans after 1945: mmmm würst

[@Hellboy2922]

Wurst* ;D

[@khansolo4083]

@ Sounds like youre taking a meme comment more seriously than you need to

[@NobleS1236]

That's more like Germans from 1933 to 1945.

[@sushimuncher282]

We live in one of the darkest timeline smh.

[@jeremygerlach5488]

​@@khansolo4083gaslighting

[@-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB]

Dannish: It'll be fine! Nothing bad would happen! Prussians: **Brings out Howizers** IT BOOM BOOM TIME 👌

[@5-Coin_Konstellation]

Ricko: BOOM? Skipper: Yes Ricko. Boom

[@Outlaw8908]

Ja... 💥

[@kaustubhlunawat7827]

H A U B I T Z E N

[@nicolesmrekar2046]

Denmark won the battle.

[@someguy9293]

Europeans: NO NO NO! Artillery is supposed, to be in supporting role only! Napoleon, and Bismark: Hahaha Artillery goes *BOOM BOOM*

[@remotecontrolfernbedienung9410]

Denmark: *WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC!?*

[@animationpartisan1983]

No no no why do i hear Prussian music

[@tra-viskaiser8737]

Aww... shit... the music changed.... take cover!

[@wolfjack6611]

System : *Prussia has joined the battle* Denmark : TAKE COVER

[@gamble185]

When you are german and understand their language, the subtitles are suddenly annoying xD

[@Negs42]

ja lol..die übersetzung ist schrecklich...

[@rifqitaqiuddin]

i was just thinking that exact same thing.

[@Memphismastermind]

Saw someone else mention it, but they said German wasn't their native language so I'll ask you: is it completely inaccurate or is the difference more tone and such?

[@neph9205]

@@Memphismastermind They took some liberty in tense and syntax but thats hard to come by and (in my opinion) there are better synonymes - I for example would've translated "heftigste Schlacht" to "fiercest battle". They went with Schlacht = Slaughter (of people) instead of "battle" which isn't necessarily wrong but a bit of an exaggeration (in my opinion)

[@YouNeedATeacher]

wtf it's almost completely accurate.

[@togimiko]

danmark: exists random prussian: and i took that personal

[@Kira-no666]

"Where some states have an army, Prussian Army has a state" Voltaire

[@piepiep2368]

love grate nations of europe and prussian are of there !

[@dominicewing8940]

When you play total war and you tell the enemy that the game rule is no Artillery, but little do they know the rule doesn't apply to you!

[@handlesarecringe957]

@Chilly T Having so few line companies would've actually hurt him as Prussia. Prussian line infantry gets a massive buff to reload time and morale. Using large amounts of cavalry and skirmishers would completely fuck him over, but if you don't have that, running to close range from the beginning would work too.

[@fritz2622]

When you go down superior firepower as the German Empire:

[@ichduoderer1498]

Friss deutschen Stahl

[@tanaymehta4529]

Mobile warfare is nice too if you have enough horse drawn carriages

[@rivepest6158]

@@tanaymehta4529 But superior firepower is actually superior

[@megaminimaxgamestudio7474]

I like when he sayed HOWITZER!

[@MisterSpinalzo]

no wonder Denmark lost, compare that neckbeard at 1:40 to those dapper prussian conservatives before

[@simula152]

After that, Denmark never went out of his house again.

[@sashayt8932]

Well yes but because of that the neighbors had decided to come visit his house...... (German invasion of Denmark in 1940)

[@somerandomdudesayshi]

@@sashayt8932 what invasion? All i know is that we got that house for free after 6 or 7 hours

[@formalist6096]

@@somerandomdudesayshi if that’s all you know, then you shouldn’t be commenting shit.

[@allenchilders3049]

Prussia was hatched from a cannonball. It is important to remember that it was two Prussian officers that whipped a nearly defeated American Army into shape during the American Revolutinary War. It was Von Steuben and that other officer.

[@foty8679]

Thats correct.

[@animationpartisan1983]

They were born from a polish cannonball..

[@peterlustig6888]

@@animationpartisan1983 ?

[@charliethenecromancer4422]

@@peterlustig6888 I think he's talking about the Duchy of Prussia, which was a puppet of Poland

[@peterlustig6888]

@@charliethenecromancer4422 It wasnt. It was a military alliance against the teutonic order. They had their own laws, own government and kept speeking german.

[@sourcelad1783]

Long live The kingdom of Prussia

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

Denmark: this will be mighty craic, kicking the shit out of the Prussian boys Prussia: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@chlillis]

Me: 'I'll have a drink tonight but I'm not going to start a war with Prussia' 15 beers later:

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

*cuts to Prussian officers strategizing right before the battle of dybbol*

[@DarthNoox]

Fun fact: The Battle of Dybbøl as is shown here took place in 1864. The song in the video, Preußens Gloria, would be composed 7 years after this battle to honor the Prussian victory over France. The same composer, Johann Gottfried Piefke, dedicated a song to the battle of Dybbøl which is known as the Düppeler Schanzen-Marsch

[@killerkiller2551]

In the Original there is no song. Its just the sound of the Haubitzen

[@avoider707]

this country should still exist

[@tiagomonteiro130]

After Bavaria Prussia was the cultural center piece of Germany

[@muhammadruzaini754]

"The noise that the howitzers made is deadly, but the sound of Preussens Gloria is even deadlier"

[@ohauss]

The latter is premature, though, the march hadn't been composed at the time.

[@wakandaforever2401]

"This will be one of the greatest massacres in our history." Hitler: lol no

[@moththormak6876]

actually he said Schlacht (german word for battle but can also been translated to massacre but in this context battle is probably what he meant)

[@obamagaming-zv4vy]

Underrated comment

[@kaefermichaify]

He said battle. So this was a wrong Translation.

[@angelofiron4366]

Stalingrad...

[@blitzcrieg101]

Ba ha ha ha ha!

[@basementkidd6818]

This is why you annex the teutonic order completely instead of making It your Puppet when playing Poland in EU4. At that only moment *The beast can be contained*

[@ichduoderer1498]

thats wy you convert to prussian and protestant when playing poland!

[@basementkidd6818]

@mariusz pawlowski Bro, I myself am Polish and not as triggered as you are right now. Its just a joke.

[@MatthewChenault]

I wonder how well some of the fortifications made by the Confederate Army during the American Civil War would have held up to the Prussian Army’s 12 and 24 pounder howitzers…

[@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890]

In the civil war the Confederates were always outnumbered by artillery, so yeah.

[@scanida5070]

Apparently the Prussian‘s sent spies to America during the Civil War but were deeply disappointed by their, I quote: “Utterly outdated war mentality and tactics.”

[@MatthewChenault]

@@scanida5070, was this early in the war or much later in the war? I know one German observer of the conflict noted that the war had two phases, which ultimately made the war more complex to analyze.

[@marcelosilva8021]

The combination of Bismarck and Moltke is just unrivaled in the last 300 years.

[@BettercallSaul2005]

Denmark 80 years later : why I do hear a boss music .... wait I know this .... oh I am screwed

[@nicolesmrekar2046]

Nah, they won this battle, you mean Prussia