WHEN YOU DATE THE BEST LOOKING GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL 10 YEARS TOO LATE! THE EX FILES w Expressions

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[@jprljoseph99]

“My jaw went to the relegation zone” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@killaswing1000]

Bruh I spit out everything I was eating after that lmaooooooooo

[@DenzelKM]

Expression is the guy 😂 this guy should be a stand up comedian

[@dsintel6652]

Man's from North London n he's saying High school AM I A PRIIIIICKK

[@mu54.]

Seriously I feel like no one called it Secondary school

[@ExpressionsOozing]

Im from North west and we call it high school blud lessa dat 😅

[@marvo4036]

@@ExpressionsOozing i bet D'Lo Brown was ur school teacher teaching u how to get HIGH in SCHOOL Blud its peak😂😂😂

[@dsintel6652]

@@ExpressionsOozing Resta England be saying secondary fam JUST KNOWWW 😂😂😂

[@WHIPLASHVideosTBT]

@@dsintel6652 ....no they don't lol. Shout out Luton. We 'high school' only.

[@anthonymalinzi2877]

"I left faster than a southpaw". I'm FINISHED 😂😂😂

[@jm-je4tl]

'She was being picked up in cars yet the only keys I had were to my locker'. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRealZlatanOfficial]

This man is what you call poetry in motion.... 🤣🤣🤣

[@MetalRocksMe.]

“I was looking like her arteries after she ate those ribs...blocked!” 😂 😂 I can’t 😂

[@timothysichone4109]

More abused than Sol Campbell when he comes back to White Hart Lane😂😂😂 Edit: My jaw hit the relegation zone😭😭💀

[@AjeetSingh-xq4yb]

1.29 - 'it was more lit that Southall in Diwali' 4.18 - ' she grew on me, suttin like a toenail' Big up Expressions.

[@gouledabokor2888]

"I was looking like her arteries after dem ribs... BLOCKED"😂😂😂💀 JHEEEZE FAM

[@koketsok7391]

Fam X files is one of the best series of 2019 no cap

[@Gphonik]

Fire

[@amirsalifu2089]

Mate don’t you mean 2020 🤣

[@elias204]

Nah he meant ever!!

[@louis_1up398]

Can just tell this is gonna make me lose breath. The intro already😂😂

[@ccteo0308]

I grew up watching WWE when it was still known as WWF, that’s how long it was. It was pure entertainment. But your references to the WWE bring it to a whole new level fam. It was PEEEAAAKKK. I swear you are the funniest British out there blad. At this rate you are going, you gonna be the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. I can’t lie. Am I a prriiiiiiccck 🤣 .... With ❤️ from Singapore.

[@hassanrao3576]

I love the WWE references from Expressions.

[@d.k9938]

"Forehead had so many lines I though it was in a relationship with Paul Merson" modern day genius

[@RhythmAndRibs]

7:22 😂😂😂Best!

[@maiden5427]

😂😂😂.my jaw was in the relegation zone. wheres big sam when you need him

[@synisteresq]

What is wrong with you Fam!!!! You make man laugh like Joker and I’m on northern line got people looking at me like I’m a prick 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

[@AB-kn4cs]

“My jaw hit the relegation zone” loll

[@justindzormeku]

This man is a hero 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@orhancorek8091]

Expressions is the funniest person I know .😂😂😂

[@AdityaTehlan]

This guy is too good😂😂😂

[@Ahmedrf9]

Lmaoooooo "I had my hands on my head like Roberto Soldado when he was playing at Tottenham"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paultimmins2115]

My days are dark and always have been but happened upon your channel today and for me it was like watching a fireworks display and some light came in ..and you made me laugh today..something i haven't done for a long time..bless you for that

[@tempstep4058]

"My jaw hit the relegation zone." 😂😂🤣. Lots of laughter, fam, you know dem way dæ.

[@thizy1715]

I’m a arsenal fan but follow expressions as he’s one of the funniest guys I’ve ever heard, has me in tears watching these videos with his ‘expressions’ 😭😂

[@rohancowan8613]

Same here

[@marvo4036]

2 Ex File videos in 2 days am i smoking rn😅

[@WarrenCastle]

"I should have given her sweet chin music!..." Bro I'm dead 😂🤣! Keep the X Files comin'!

[@andrewjones7595]

😂 brilliant as usual!

[@chinoofficial6426]

Left At the Bar like Cesaro & Sheamus 🤣🤣🤣 #ImDone #IfYouKnowYouKnow

[@kooljj999]

Expressions needs to be on bkchat 😂😂😂 this don would make the show crazzyyy #YouKnowThemBoyDer

[@eeee1185]

factssss

[@rajsingh9214]

I left faster than a southpaw... AM I AM I A PPPRRRRIIICCCKKKKKK 🤣 Expressions got more wordplay than most rappers

[@kennethm.4998]

No matter my mood you always make my day fam LMFAO! So many good bars FFFSSS

[@airforceones679]

You know wat even though your a spurs fan I'll give you props your storys are funny have me laughing every time..... coyg......

[@danieloforiowusu8304]

Expressions!!! Man you're cracking me up over here! "Jaw hit the floor like the relegation zone"? Hahahahaha!

[@SeriousV7]

Funniest man on the planet. Hands down!!

[@umarobalde3061]

The ex files just keep on getting better too funny 😂😂😂😂

[@DatBoyRandom]

Keep up the bloodclaat vids!!!! Release them more often my yout

[@lyell2695]

Cuzzy your funny. From an Arsenal fan.

[@rogerk.9297]

Never fail to impress yet another banger 🤣🤣🤣 we've all been there they all look different from their high school days esp the fit ones 👍👍👍

[@danieldp4493]

Daily uploads, I’m lovin it like McDonald’s! You should do a q&a

[@Andrew-sf9jn]

😂 😂 😂.. that point when u wished toilets had a back door..😂

[@peckhamsteve3634]

Yo ex bredrin too much jokes.. I know if you're like me you must have a story about dating Indian tings and how much hard work that is for a brother 😂 not going to areas like Southall / not meeting their dad / hiding around corners in the whip when picking them up 😂 loooong.. lessa dat!!! Spent like 10 years living my life like that 🤦🏾‍♂️ it was peeeeeaak!!! COYS 👊🏽

[@victoramogu3708]

Man with you and the ladies, when it rains, it floods. Jeez fam. You're not nice at all my G😂😂😂

[@jakedovey1586]

Know plenty of these ones! Deary me! Hilarious as always Ex, keep it up.

[@OvaisM]

Ahh man Expressions cracks me up even before I press play. Keep going bruv! Keep bringing on the entertainment?

[@easyware]

I enjoyed that. And, yes, many of us had similar experiences meeting up with that girl who we all fancied in school and being hugely disappointed.

[@darryledxavier6392]

SHE HIT THE WALL FAST many girls who get gassed in high/secondary school fall off hard when they get to college age let alone being an adult

[@anzarali1983]

Dropping them brov, keep them flowing

[@claudenzembela3018]

Too funny this guy something else

[@theohyxe5237]

Drop another one tomorrow blud

[@MrSick3]

"Call me the black Nicolas Cage because I was gone in 60!".. 🤣 I'm in tears. I hope one day to meet you mate just for a chat loool, I'm an Arsenal fan so we'll try to keep football to a minimum and just talk about dead gyals we've met over the years hahaha

[@HeeroExE]

Someone get this guy on stage! He needs his own Netflix show.

[@belgianheskey]

Rants is definitely his brother 🤣🤣

[@tiannafrancis6210]

Waited for that reaction of potch being sacked

[@asingwiremark9037]

Just landed on this channel but Ex is something else. Keep going

[@jezzafootball]

😂😂😂😂 The gift that keeps on giving !!!

[@jermainewilson9660]

Your mad funny 😂😂😂🤣

[@kanekikenn3226]

Goober fan here but I love this series you got mate

[@vikramkachroo8844]

Only just watching these videos. You are hella funny!

[@liquidgeorge]

You sir, are godly with your stories. Funniest man on KZbin, I swear.

[@anthObrien]

Keep them coming mate I love ur videos u are a funny funny man I swear I’ve never laffed so hard for years till I started to watch ur videos and ur rants bro 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@synisteresq]

NW London Stand up. Kingsbury here

[@mr.tarzan7044]

EX said it's like she slipped a magnifying glass in the drink bc as soon as he finished the second drink and look up it's like her forehead got bigger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesdixon9460]

I’m an arsenal fan but this this guy is class

[@momssphagettii]

Couldve just rang up your brother rantz ask him to come pick you up she woulda believed the family emergency situation 😂

[@milomassive]

I can’t stop laughing 😂 I can relate to all of these

[@satsuinohado2159]

Keep it going Expressions 👊🏾

[@ArsenalAlex]

Keep it going bro. And I'm an Arsenal fan. Love your stuff mate

[@straightouttalondon2993]

Too many jokes to dimension bruv your just to mad😂🤣 Spurs4life

[@theweblenz6458]

How does this man always end up paying the whole bill? 💀

[@wassimakalay]

Went all the way to Manchester from Wembley- girls was not what I expected bro- tried to drink to make her pretty - didn't work....lot more to the story but I had to stay the night errrrrrrrrr

[@wesley9154]

EX IS THE GOAT FR FR

[@bobleanntro9184]

The best out there what a legend 🔥🔥🔥🐐🐐

[@fozziebear26]

Poch sacked Bruv we all waiting for that NEW VIDEO lol

[@st420x]

I'm a gooner and real talk expressions is too much. Dem bars are fire

[@jaleeladam2180]

Bro you're up there with the best top 3 story tellers I know my G. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@farisle6602]

Don't make the mistake of watching this with bronchitis. The lungs nearly came out my nostrils laughing.

[@JL-nt5mr]

Come onnnnnn man like expressions ya know. Great vid my guy

[@theoofth]

Sums up north west London perfectly

[@saz19s8]

Man said “Justine Timberlake” 😂

[@Plumazz96]

You’re a legend mate, so funny 😂

[@jahjahlfc5659]

😂😂😂😂😂nah expression you fucking kill me my G to many metaphors to drop on the comments my G TAP up idris for his next comedy flick trust me you defo making it further then you are now my guy

[@martinsladipo4448]

Imagine she watches this 🤣

[@tonyt0nes]

😂 😂 🤣 Bruv u got me. Skirt from dam hella higghh

[@psgraya2]

*OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD* 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ 😂

[@TheAkbark]

It was pppeeeeeaaaaaakkkkkkk haha . Ex is my guy, keep doing what you do my G !

[@TBWTOBI]

7:54 was too funny xD

[@Exzactz]

Man said should’ve given her sweet chin music 💀💀😂😂🤣🤣

[@Kofi_Mensahs_BurnerAccount]

Man thought he gonna pipe the pum pum but he got the Flora fam. Peak times bro 😂

[@jcn908]

Yo Expressions your EX files series needs a TV/RADIO SLOT,have you considered it?

[@gunner4eva740]

This guy is a general 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😃

[@Lkartzify]

The only thing I had keys for was my locker !!! Hahahah this guy is too much hahahaha

[@parcefad161]

Expressions wordplay is acc too much bro has man creasing more than AF1 after wearing them in a rave.

[@ahmadabdul-hamid7999]

HAHAHA IM AN ARSENAL FAN BUT BRO YOU FUNNY AS FUCK. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[@sandysingh7546]

Lit up like Southall on Diwali 😍😂😭😂

[@uwaisshaikh6355]

You’ve been catfished more time then spurs have won trophies fam lessa dah!!🤣

[@klashnekov86]

More lit then diwali at Southall, love it

[@coolcircle2751]

Man didnt even want to eat😂😂

[@Isleofskye]

Reminds me of The Office UK when David Brent turns up for a blind date and while talking to the camera how excited he is based on the photograph suddenly............... Two Ton Tessie From Teddington turns up..................he just goes for fucks sake.....:(